alternate titles include:

10 Alternative Titles for The Picture of Dorian Gray:

• 101 Times Lord Henry Should Have Shut His Cynical Whore Mouth
• I Kissed a Boy, and More Embarrassingly, My Own Portrait, and I Liked It
• I’m a Murderer, but Everything is Perspective
• Although I’m a Complete Wanker, I Am Infact a Victim of Suggestion Under the Influence of Another Complete Wanker
• Narcissism and Consequences
• If You’re Not Young and Pretty You May as Well Just Die
• Personalities Don’t Seem So Ugly When Surrounded With Beautiful Things
• Selling Your Soul for a Picture Probably Isn’t Worth It
• Being Philosophical and Being Intelligent are Not Always the Same Things
• It’s Okay to be Gay As Long As You Get Rid of the Body

Alternate Titles for Kingdom Hearts

-Plot Twist: The Series

-Oprah’s Keyblade Giveaway

-Goddammit Sora


-Riku Tries to Angst but Sora Ruins it by Being an Adorable Little Shit

-Nomura Hates Us All

-The Game of FEELS

-Nomura You Asshole Stop Tormenting Us

-Nope Done Can’t Handle It

-How Many Norts Can YOU Find?

-Get Ready to Cry Forever


Friends With Fox(es) - a friends with benefits AU
[video: jackieisboring | music: Portions for Foxes by Rilo Kiley]

For @somekindofseizure who asked for a video to this song ages ago.

Alternate Titles for X-Men: Days of Future Past
  • Thank God They Didn’t Fuck Up the Sentinels
  • Hey Winter Soldier! How’d You Get In This Movie?
  • Oh No Wait That’s Warpath My Bad
  • Shadowcat: Still Owning After All These Years
  • Hugh Jackman’s Glorious Ass
  • Wolverine Manages to Not Take Over the Entire Movie For Once
  • Let’s All Save the Guy From Game of Thrones
  • Get Your Shit Together Charles
  • I DO WHAT I WANT: The Mystique Story
  • Everyone Loves Quicksilver
  • I Want to Give Beast a Big Blue Hairy Hug
  • Magneto Where Are You Going With That Baseball Stadium

#OT3: you’ve been a little naughty

So, that second episode of Samurai Jack got me thinking.

What if Kai hallucinated his own past self?

The honourable General demands that he give up his quest of revenge and bring an end to their suffering. Nothing to fight for, never able to find inner peace, why does he continue to declare war on an indifferent world?

Alternate Titles for KH: Chain of Memories

Did one of these for the series in general and for some reason I now feel compelled to do lists for each of the individual games. Lord help us all.

  • Who the Fuck Are All These Assholes in Cloaks
  • Screwing Up Sora
  • Remembering to Forget that This Series is Insane
  • A World Apart, Or Perhaps Just a Few Floors
  • How the Fuck Did They Fit an Entire World into One Floor of a Goddamn Castle
  • Nostalgia Kicks Us in the Emotional Nads
  • Marluxia is a Big, Sexy Bag of Dicks
  • Axel’s Murderous Debut
  • Zexion, the Walking Sassball (and His Quest to Fuck Up All the Shit)
  • Sora, the Endlessly Adorable Little Shit
  • Riku, Your Friend is Upstairs
  • Two Trios of People Who All Just Want Each Other Dead
  • Axel Breaks the Fourth Wall (and Everything Else)
  • Marluxia Gets Ripped Off
  • Introducing Two Characters Whose Backstories We Will Never See (and Four Whose Backstories We Won’t See for a Few More Games)
  • Namine, the Tiny, Unwilling Puppet Who Seems Oddly Familiar
  • Bag Full of Irony
  • The First of Many Plot Twists
  • Vexen Tries Too Hard and Ends Up Melting
  • Lexaeus, Zexion’s Pet Giant
  • We Won’t Get to See Nearly Enough of Most of These People
  • Mmm, Mindfuck Salsa
  • We All Know It’s Just Going to Get More Complicated from Here On
Cirque Du Freak
  • I’m Darren Shan and my best friends a dick
  • I'm Darren Shan and I guess I live at the circus now?
  • I'm Darren Shan and torture sucks
  • I'm Darren Shan and I have a bunch of new friends
  • I'm Darren Shan and I’m extra crispy
  • I'm Darren Shan and I lived with wolves
  • I'm Darren Shan and holy shit hair everywhere
  • I'm Darren Shan and the past comes back to haunt me
  • I'm Darren Shan and goddamnit no
  • I'm Darren Shan and what the fuck is going on
  • I'm Darren Shan and are you fucking kidding me
  • I'm Darren Shan and my best friends a dick

Alternate Names for TTG episodes:

Gorilla–> Beast Boy Doesn’t Give a Shit

Tower Power–> Cyborg Becomes Glados

Pie Bros–> BROTP

The Date–> Robin Lives Up to His Name of Dick

Dude Relax–> Couch Spirit is Stoned

Hey Pizza–> Robin’s Awk Boner

Staff Meeting–> Robin is NUTS

Terra-ized–> Some Blonde Chick/ Titan Test

Matched–> Shippers’ Dreams Come True

Colors of Raven–> Every Raven Fanfic Comes to Life

Books–> An Accurate Representation of English Class

Lazy Sunday–> Stoner Couch Spirit Returns

Starfire the Terrible–> Star is as Cray as Robin

Second Christmas–> Coma, YAY!

Nose Mouth–> Stuff Gets Weird

Legs–> Beast Boy’s Boner


Harry Potter and Where on Earth is CPS?

Harry Potter and Everyone Knows More About What’s Going On than You Do, Harry

Harry Potter and Can’t he just forfeit? What is the fine print of this ‘magical contract’ for Pete’s sake?

Harry Potter and Brooding Mixed with spells of Rule Breaking

Harry Potter and The Year of Secondhand Embarrassment

Harry Potter and Everyone’s gonna need therapy, characters and readers alike

Harry Potter and the Possessed DADA Teacher That Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the Incompetent DADA Teacher That Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the Fantastic DADA Teacher That Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the Imposter DADA Teacher That Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the DADA Teacher That Tried to Kill Him Before the School Year Even Started

Harry Potter and the DADA Teacher Who Only Didn’t Try to Kill Him Because They Needed Him to Kill Someone Else

Harry Potter and the Year Without Teachers (But He Still Died Anyway)