altered the quote a bit

  • [Illya walks in with an AWFUL tan]
  • Napoleon: Hold on. There’s something different about you.
  • Illya: I went to that tanning place Gaby suggested.
  • Naploeon: Was that place, THE SUN?
  • Illya: It gets worse.
  • [holds up his top to reveal one half of his skin is still white]
  • Napoleon: Oh my God! You can do a duet of ‘Ebony & Ivory’ all by yourself.
  • Gaby: How could you mess this up? You go in the booth, you count to five…
  • Illya: How do you count to five?
  • Gaby: [counts quickly] One, two, three…
  • Illya: Dammit!
  • Waverly: [enters] What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?