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RickMorty Labyrinth AU

oh my god oh my god oh mY GOD 

I don’t know why I haven’t thought about this sooner and maybe somebody else has, but like a Labyrinth AU makes so much sense to me??? I can totally see Rick being ridiculous with glitter and shit and jesus imagine him rocking out to some Flesh Curtains music with an obscene amount of bulge in those tights. Just damn… I need this. 

As for the plot, I could see it going two (.5) ways…

1.) Morty accidentally wishes away Summer after she made fun of him for reading a “stupid little kids book” when he’s sixteen (or whatever you choose) years old. He really wasn’t thinking about. He was just paraphrasing the story to show how badass it was until he suddenly was wishing his sister away, and the too sexy goblin king showed up. Now, he must go on a quest to get his sister back, much like the original, feeling extremely guilty for his actions, yet proud to show that he wasn’t crazy and that the story is really cool. Along the way, he makes some new friends: Gearhead (his intelligent yet cowardly ally), Birdperson (his strong and kind ally), and Sir Squanchy with his noble steed Snuffles (the most loyal of them all with hidden strength and an adorable doggo). Multiple times, the king comes around to visit him. Morty believes it will probably be about threats concerning his imminent failure, but more often than not, it is simply the king coming around and telling the young man to take his dreams. He whispers of unspoken pleasures and of desires to be sated, leaving just before Morty can ask why. These visits eat away at Morty, and he loses himself in the thoughts of the king, finally coming to terms with the fact he’s been in love with the king since he first read the book. He nearly loses the game when he dances with the mysterious and alluring man before remembering his sister. 

This is where the .5 comes from bc this could end in two different ways. 

a. Morty, like Sarah, gets to the castle just in time to save his sister, having to decide if he will give up his dreams of being with the Goblin King to pay for his mistakes. As he stares into the now desperate monarch’s eyes, pleading for him to stay, he knows both their dreams will be shattered. He chooses his sister, and the pair is quickly returned home, an owl staring sadly at the boy through the window. 

b. Morty loses too much time in the dream or just for some reason doesn’t get to the castle on time, and as a last bit attempt, offers himself up in his sister’s stead. He tells the king that he can have him and that he will do whatever the king wants if he will just send Summer home and make the family forget him, so they will not worry. 

2. Okay, so the other option is that Summer wishes Morty away, feeling worried he would tell other people that she was still in love with a children’s book when she is 17 (or whatever you want…) and make her lose her popularity She wasn’t sure if it would work, but it did, both to her advantage and disadvantage. As his sister travels through the Labyrinth, Morty spends lots of time with the entrancing king and falls in love with him. The king also begins to fall in love with Morty, seeing he has a pure heart and a spirit compatible with his own. Somehow, this boy was able to break through his centuries old exterior and help him come to terms with who he really is and what he truly wants. They realize they soon share the same dream, and in order to protect it, Rick constantly taunts Summer and gives her additional obstacles, hoping he can keep Morty at the end of this. 

This can also have two different endings. It could either end with Summer not quite making it to the end, and the pair being happy they can be together. Or it could go the other route of Summer making it to the end and the couple having to separate OR maybe Morty gets a wish granted and then gets the special powers the book in the movie talks about. 

Okay bye. There was my 3 am rant haha.

Originally posted by ladystardust1998

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A Sam & Dean x Reader / smut

HAPPY SMUT APPRECIATION DAY!

A/N: Here is my contribution for Smut Appreciation Day: Vol. 2. I can’t believe it’s been a year since the first epic day. I want all of you to tag me in your filth while I’m at work today, and I promise I will read ALL of them when I get home tonight. Please let me know what you think. Happy reading (and masturbating)!

Word Count: 3,615

Warnings:
- smut. this is very graphic.
- if you don’t like reading about sexual situations, abort now.
- this is a threesome and can also be viewed as a polyamorous relationship between Sam, Dean, and reader.
- there is no wincest in this fic.
- language.
- always wear a condom, kids!

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*gifs are not mine.

The three of you were covered in mud from head to toe. This particular hunt had gone a bit south, due to the unexpected rainstorm that had decided to fuck with your mission. Dean protested the entire way home about the state his interior was currently in, constantly pestering both you and Sam to keep your boots off the floor. Although you’d accomplished what you’d sought out to do, all of you were bickering back at forth at one another like children the entire ride home.

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How to Recognize Different Types of Russian Tanks From Quite a Long Way Away

1. T-54

The T-54 is the successor to the T-34 tanks of WWII and the first true MBT developed. It is distinctly recognizable by the prominent gap between the first and second road wheels and its “frying pan” turret. 

Early T-54s lack a fume extractor at the end of the barrel and have a bulge at the rear of the turret.

The T-54A and later variants have a fume extractor and use “starfish” roadwheels, rather than the spoked kind found on the T-34 and T-54-1. Also note the bulge at the rear of the turret has been deleted.

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To the Hommie who asked me about Jimin’s and Jk’s Dongers...(My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

Okie so for starters I personally think that Jungkook is bigger than Jimin but Jimin is still above average .. how/why you ask?

Exhibit A:

Jimin has these Vienna sausage looking fingers although they are adorable they are shot(not small if that makes sense ) and fat …..

 Like I see no difference…. 

This proves that he is thicker but not longer.. don’t believe me??… 

How about now?

look at it!!! are you looking at it…??!?!?!

it’s all about the girth …..JIMIN… has a Chode ( wider than he is long)

….. guys I feel it in my soul…. 

That doesn’t mean he is small by any means he is bigger than most….

but not huge like Jungkook…

Why do I say that?….okie first of all 

Kookie has these wide,long and large porcelain hands… 

Honestly what are this….

Exhibit B:

Their height difference.. 

Jimin is very stocky and muscular it makes sense for him to be wider than longer becuase he is shorter and no one will convince me other Wise….

 While kookie has a Bat dick I mean come on like even when you can’t see it you can see it…

THOSE ARE SWEAT PANTS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD 


Jimin himself hinted at it in the video Boy in Luv:

Exhibit C:

  At 1:59-2:00 minuets when Jimin looks down at Kookie. and smiles ..what is bighit trying to say???….Rather what is Jimin implying… 

idk maybe that Kookie is huge…

In conclusion Jmin has a chode meaning he has more girth than width but he is still  above average lenght…. 

While Kookie on the other hand has a bat dick like you can google it but just know it means huge like huge huge ….

Still don’t believe me?… jsut look at their feet…!!!

Jimin:

Jungkook:

Jikook:

…..I think I rest my case….

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my Tae post  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…


 Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh ..

About Tae’s Donger ( My opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

I saw a couple of people talking about how they think V of BTS has a small penis/ dingaling whatever you call it… Personally I don’t agree with this because because he’s got  some big ass hands and feet guys …

He just wouldn’t be proportional if he was small he is at least medium to large . I found these and it looks pretty big:

this is just my opinion and I respect anyone who thinks otherwise. Plus….

 I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh ..

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Pairing: Castiel x Winchester!Reader

Summary: The Reader is Sam and Dean‘s little sister, who lived in Europe for studying purposes and when she comes back to America she gets introduced to Cas. She feels instantly attracted to him, not only romantically. One day she touches herself out of frustration, moaning his name, accidentally calling him.

Warnings: getting caught while masturbating, female masturbation, oral (female reviewing), unprotected sex

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To The Hommie Who Wanted To Know About Namjoon’s Donger...(My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

Okie so personally I think Rapmonster has a BAT DICK meaning that it is freaking Huge… How does this boy find Pants??

How Do I Know you Ask??

 Well for starters His hands …..

Exhibit A: 

This Boy’s Hands are the size of baseball mitts…

Like I see no difference: 



I mean if that’s what his hands look like boy must be packing…..Don’t Believe me ?….

How about now?

THOSE ARE SWEATPANTS FOR GOD’S SAKE!:

IT’S A BAT DICK MEANING IT IS HUGE!!!

In conclusion Namjoon has a bat dick which means he has a baby joonie in his pants. …

STILL NOT CONVINCED?!?!?….

Namjoon himself has hinted at it….

Remember on American Hustle Life..

What was he implying?:…Idk maybe that he’s huge

DO YOU STILL NOT BELIEVE ME?:

Exhibit B:

LOOK AT THE BOYS FEET 

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!? 

…..I think I rest my case….

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

I’ll let myself out…. *runs away*

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…