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A Sam & Dean x Reader / smut

HAPPY SMUT APPRECIATION DAY!

A/N: Here is my contribution for Smut Appreciation Day: Vol. 2. I can’t believe it’s been a year since the first epic day. I want all of you to tag me in your filth while I’m at work today, and I promise I will read ALL of them when I get home tonight. Please let me know what you think. Happy reading (and masturbating)!

Word Count: 3,615

Warnings:
- smut. this is very graphic.
- if you don’t like reading about sexual situations, abort now.
- this is a threesome and can also be viewed as a polyamorous relationship between Sam, Dean, and reader.
- there is no wincest in this fic.
- language.
- always wear a condom, kids!

Tags: (at the end)

*gifs are not mine.

The three of you were covered in mud from head to toe. This particular hunt had gone a bit south, due to the unexpected rainstorm that had decided to fuck with your mission. Dean protested the entire way home about the state his interior was currently in, constantly pestering both you and Sam to keep your boots off the floor. Although you’d accomplished what you’d sought out to do, all of you were bickering back at forth at one another like children the entire ride home.

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The leopard print tie goes all the way back to 2011 when he wore it to the Fright Night premiere. And if you don’t think that knowing it was worn to that appearance all of a sudden makes the item make soooo much more sense you really haven’t been paying enough attention to my blog. 

This is yet another example of DT style inspired by DT characters fashion. In this case it’s a Peter Vincent inspired tie. 

And for the record, I love it on him.

To the Hommie who asked me about Jimin’s and Jk’s Dongers...(My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

Okie so for starters I personally think that Jungkook is bigger than Jimin but Jimin is still above average .. how/why you ask?

Exhibit A:

Jimin has these Vienna sausage looking fingers although they are adorable they are shot(not small if that makes sense ) and fat …..

 Like I see no difference…. 

This proves that he is thicker but not longer.. don’t believe me??… 

How about now?

look at it!!! are you looking at it…??!?!?!

it’s all about the girth …..JIMIN… has a Chode ( wider than he is long)

….. guys I feel it in my soul…. 

That doesn’t mean he is small by any means he is bigger than most….

but not huge like Jungkook…

Why do I say that?….okie first of all 

Kookie has these wide,long and large porcelain hands… 

Honestly what are this….

Exhibit B:

Their height difference.. 

Jimin is very stocky and muscular it makes sense for him to be wider than longer becuase he is shorter and no one will convince me other Wise….

 While kookie has a Bat dick I mean come on like even when you can’t see it you can see it…

THOSE ARE SWEAT PANTS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD 


Jimin himself hinted at it in the video Boy in Luv:

Exhibit C:

  At 1:59-2:00 minuets when Jimin looks down at Kookie. and smiles ..what is bighit trying to say???….Rather what is Jimin implying… 

idk maybe that Kookie is huge…

In conclusion Jmin has a chode meaning he has more girth than width but he is still  above average lenght…. 

While Kookie on the other hand has a bat dick like you can google it but just know it means huge like huge huge ….

Still don’t believe me?… jsut look at their feet…!!!

Jimin:

Jungkook:

Jikook:

…..I think I rest my case….

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my Tae post  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…


 Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh ..

To The Hommie Who Wanted To Know About Namjoon’s Donger...(My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

Okie so personally I think Rapmonster has a BAT DICK meaning that it is freaking Huge… How does this boy find Pants??

How Do I Know you Ask??

 Well for starters His hands …..

Exhibit A: 

This Boy’s Hands are the size of baseball mitts…

Like I see no difference: 



I mean if that’s what his hands look like boy must be packing…..Don’t Believe me ?….

How about now?

THOSE ARE SWEATPANTS FOR GOD’S SAKE!:

IT’S A BAT DICK MEANING IT IS HUGE!!!

In conclusion Namjoon has a bat dick which means he has a baby joonie in his pants. …

STILL NOT CONVINCED?!?!?….

Namjoon himself has hinted at it….

Remember on American Hustle Life..

What was he implying?:…Idk maybe that he’s huge

DO YOU STILL NOT BELIEVE ME?:

Exhibit B:

LOOK AT THE BOYS FEET 

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!? 

…..I think I rest my case….

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

I’ll let myself out…. *runs away*

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

Secrets In The Forest, One Shot

TITLE: Secrets In The Forest

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One Shot

AUTHOR: fanficshiddles

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine meeting Loki in a forest… When you’re both trying to dispose of a body

RATING: T

NOTES/WARNINGS: No warnings really, unless the thought of burying dead bodies creep you out!


My entire body was covered in sweat, as my unplanned workout of dragging a body through the forest was a lot harder than I originally thought it would be. 

I was starting to think this wasn’t a good idea at all…

My arms especially were in agony from dragging the body and the shovel all the way from the car park deep into the forest. But I knew I had no other choice, I couldn’t allow myself to be caught. 

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About Tae’s Donger ( My opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

I saw a couple of people talking about how they think V of BTS has a small penis/ dingaling whatever you call it… Personally I don’t agree with this because because he’s got  some big ass hands and feet guys …

He just wouldn’t be proportional if he was small he is at least medium to large . I found these and it looks pretty big:

this is just my opinion and I respect anyone who thinks otherwise. Plus….

 I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh ..

To The Hommie Who asked About Yoongi’s Donger... (My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

Okie first of all I personally think Yoongi has a pencil dick (hella long but very slim) he so slim and delicate but like damn boy be packing…. I can picture that tbh 

…Why you ask well just look at the boy he is a cute little bean pole like he is just precious….So it makes sense for him to be very slim when it comes to his donger.. granted he is very long meaning BOY BE PACKING….

Just imagine a pencil:

Still not convinced?…. well look at this boy’s feet!!!:

Exhibit B:

Jesus what is he a thirteen?

Suga has very slender feet so it makes sense for him to be on the slimmer side when it comes to his dingaling……

JUST LOOK at those ballerina feet!!!

May or may not have a food fetish because of this boy …

Don’t believe me yet?…

Exhibit C:

OMG what are this?!!!!!

IT just looks very slim and long like I can basically see it through his pants…..

Still don’t believe me ?: Look at this VINE!!!

https://vine.co/v/eU7v3Lbphlt

OMG THOSE ARE SWEAT PANTS:


In conclusion Yoongi has a pencil dick  meaning he is longer than he is wide like he’s very long probably 4-5 inches above average but it’s very slim and sensitive…. 

 Still not convinced that he has a pencil dick???…

Look at this boys hands!!:

Exhibit D: (wink wink)

They look like porcelain Twizzlers…    

OMG THSE FINGERS ARE EVERYTHING!!! sdvjWOUOwvJPI:

DROOLS…..

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh ..

To The Hommie Who asked About Hobi’s Donger… (My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

okie so for starters I’m like 56456465465% Hoseok is a grower like this boy has a sponge dick it just you can’t always wee it but when it gets excited it just grows and grows…..

i feel it in my soul guys just picture this…

 Why do I say that??…..Well first of all….

Exhibit A: 

This little angel can dance his heart out and for the most part we can’t see anything ….Maybe he’s mastered the art of tucking.. ya know being a dancer and all ….

Maybe… But what about this???

What are this??

Still don’t believe me?? 

How about this pecular way of sitting down??? (ITS’S OKAY  Hoseok jimin’s thighs do that to me too)

All I’m saying as you may think he’s small but Boi be packing all kinds of heat (like his demo)

Not Convinced?

Hoseok has some big hands like sdfkhldkf

EXHIBIT B:


Why would he need big hands like those??

TO TOUCH THIS DICK!!!

KHFKLD

Still not convinced?

In conclusion JHope has a sponge meaning it looks small but oh you’re in for a surprise bc once it gets excited it’s like a 7 year old on sugar…

HIS PEPE IS LIKE AN ANGLES WINGS YOU GOTTA EARN IT HOE  

Need more proof.??….

LOOK AT THIS BOYS FEET LIKE SF;JHADLFVAD

Exhibit C:

THEY ARE SO… *DROOLS*

ME AS I WRITE THIS:

GSKLJSDF

i THINK I MADE MY POINT…

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

I NEED JESUS IN MY LIFE 

*DIES BC jHOPE IS SO CUTE AND HOT LIKE HOW CAN SOMEONE GO FROM 0 TO 1000000 THAT QUICK????!?!?!?

*DIES AGAIN*

Curiosity

Title: Curiosity

Genre: AU, Platonic, Teenagers

Word Count: 12, 928

Warnings: Brief blood mentions and speculations of paranormal activity

Description: In which Phil is an amateur urban explorer/photographer/YouTuber who encounters Dan, an amateur graffiti artist, in an abandoned hospital by surprise. They decide to explore together and find a lot more than just empty rooms and random chairs, if you know what I mean.

Author’s Note: Told in first-person perspective. Sorry, I just found this interesting side of YouTube recently and decided to write about it and exercise my sensory imagery skills. Also, finally back on schedule, hopefully. (Please remember that this is fiction.)

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To The Hommie Who Asked About Jin’s Donger (My Opinion)..

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

Okie so personally I thin that Pink Princess has a banana dick… but what does it mean?

 it means he it’s very well sized and slightly curved .. Picture this…. 

Sexy time is probably gonna be at all kinds of angles….

How do I know?? Why do I say that??…..Well first of all 

Exhibit A:

Jin’s body type is so peculiar …..like he has the broadest shoulders I’ve ever seen…..

Like you could land a plane on shoulders that wide….

…………..*Drools* ………where was I? Oh yeah…..he’s so broad up top but has narrow hips and long gazelle legs…. with his body type it makes sense to have a slightly curved donger….

Still Don’t believe me???….. How about now??

How about now?????……

WHAT IS THAT??  now?????……

afkjafkjaflkj…… 

Still not convinced??

Exhibit B:

Just look at the boys hands…. he has princess oven mitts for hands….

And his feet ghslgklskdg…..

And that food…. *stomach rumbles*

In conclusion Jin has a banana Dick and no one will convince me other wise I can see it in his eyes and his shoulders guys…

Still don’t believe me?.. look at this clip from Weekly idol and tell me this pink princess doesn’t have a huge banana dick…. I DARE YOU 

EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT 

I rest my case…. 

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

*runs away because I am a sinner*