i love the fics where one universe’s ryan is swapped with the ryan of another universe and then shenanigans ensue because obviously that’s not ryan he’s trying to murder everything in a two-mile radius
but i also get a kick out of the concept that achievement hunter ryan is just so goddamn weird that nobody notices anything’s amiss for, like. a while.
so like maybe minecraft mad king ryan is swapped out with regular ryan, and when he returns everybody’s like, “oh, hey, you’re finally back!”
and ryan’s like, “how’d you know it wasn’t me? was he trying to enslave you all or something?”
“well, yeah, but we thought that was just you, like. method acting.”
“ryan, last week you threw knives into the wall.”
“then how the hell did you know it wasn’t me?”
“oh, michael brought in donuts and you didn’t want any.”