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This idea came to me while I was listening to 2009 pop hits
for some reason, and I really wanted to write a one shot because my first fic
(x) did really well?? Thank you for over 70 followers already!! And thanks for
all the love on that drabble, it means a lot. Requests are open if you have
any, I’ll build a masterlist to post the writing I have up and this one + the
others I write. ALSOOOO: let me know if you want a part two? or to be tagged in fics? okay. thanks.
Pairing: Bucky x Reader
Warnings: Bucky being a douche, cursing, everyone being
adorable, sexual innuendos, SMUT (a little bit of Wanda x reader but not like
full blown) ((that’s a lie Wanda is a queen so like a lot of Wanda x reader))
Summary: Bucky and Reader don’t get along very well, for
whatever reason. Its friendly fire though, they act like friends and give each
other very low jabs. What happens during a night of drinking a little too much?
Words: 3220 (oops sorry?)
(this is a hot mess)
“Y/N, this is a terrible idea.” Nat had a valid point, this
was the dumbest thing you’d ever done. Was she going to stop you though? No.
“It’s just a little Nair, it’s not going to make him go bald
or anyth- oh, wait.” The plan was simple: Put Nair in replacement of Bucky’s
shampoo, so after he trains and goes to shower he uses it instead and all of
that luscious – no, totally ugly (not in the least bit attractive) hair of his
is sabotaged and that was all. The only mistake you made was telling Natasha
that plan. Well, maybe not the only mistake.