Summary; Dan Howell is an indie artist who gets his inspiration off Phil Lester, his best friend and an amateur magician.
A/N | (chaptered fic omfg) I’m FINALLY going to grace myself with the blessing/curse that is writing a chaptered fic!! omg!! i’m really excited for this (i wanted to post this on my birthday bc I LOVE MYSELF) and idk i reaaaally like this please read it ok!! this was actually supposed to be one of the 15days drabbles but i changed my mind lmfao its going to be a fic bc i’m mk af but i also want to do a songwriter fic
祝你生日快乐！你是我的Tumblrd的好朋友！谢谢你每天跟我一起聊天儿！谢谢你帮我练习中文。Thank you for being a best friend you can possibly be despite our distance. Happy birthday my favorite Tootsieroll ( lusass ) !! I know that one day, Luhan will arrive upon your world.
TOKEN: Clyde! CLYDE: Hi! *turns around* Hehe, what a surprise to find you guys here, right? TOKEN: What are you talking about? It’s your birthday. TOKEN: We always go here on our birthdays. CLYDE: Whaaat? It’s my birthday? I totally forgot!
TOKEN: Okay, Clyde. Cut it. What’s up? TOKEN: It’s one thing for Craig to have left our group. I get it, he needs space now. TOKEN: …But why you? CLYDE: Craig’s my best friend! TOKEN: But what about me? CLYDE: I… I just can’t, ‘kay? TOKEN: Seriously, Clyde, what the hell is up with you? CLYDE: You like me, right? TOKEN: What? CLYDE: I fucking knew it! My best friend has a crush on me!
TOKEN: … TOKEN: I thought Craig’s your best friend. CLYDE: You both are! And just admit it! Don’t be like Tweek and Craig! TOKEN: *sighs* I… yes, but I know you like Kevin and- CLYDE: This isn’t about Kevin! Or anyone else! I just, man, this is freaking me out! This changes everything! It’s like- it’s… TOKEN: Hey, this doesn’t have to change anything. I don’t expect anything. CLYDE: It’s just… I have to think about it, okay? TOKEN: Clyde- CLYDE: I just need space. Being around you confuses me way too much. TOKEN: Okay. But don’t cut me off like Craig did with Tweek. CLYDE: Promise.
TOKEN: Happy Birthday by the way. CLYDE: Thanks, bro. TOKEN: So I guess you’ll go hang with Craig and Thomas now? CLYDE: … Yeah. I guess our group’s going to be separated for the time being. Sorry, man. Tell that Tweek and Jimmy too. *goes away*
LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT THIS IS SO CUTE ITS ALL OUR INSIDE JOKES AND OUR FIRST MESSAGES TO EACH OTHER AND TROYLER STUFF AND PHAN WHISKERS AND A CUTE MESSAGE AND ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING HOW CUTE THIS IS OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT FOR MY BIRTHDAY (also it was only one day late, so not super late, it’s okay 😂😂) ILY LOTS AND LOTS YOU ARE THE BEST OMG sweet-as-sugarpietyleroakleytroyesivandanisnotonfireamazingphil
HERE’S TO LIKE THREE AND A HALF YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP LOL
iiiiiiiiiit’s my best friend’s birthday and this year i’m celebrating by humiliating him with every embarrassing skype thing he’s said to me over the years and some bonus material!!!!!!!!!
i love @cohensdisciples so much he’s my ride or die and i am so Sad i can’t be in oklahoma for his birthday this weekend BUT i at least get to talk to him (read: annoy him with 300 messages) every day of my life. i don’t know where i would be without this little asshole and we have gone thru so much crap together within like…just the last year alone lmao but! i am so thankful he was born on this day 21 years ago and then the stars aligned for us to meet on this horrible blue website to yell at each other about homestuck. what the fuck. how good does it get??? how lucky am i
he is the devil and i hope he gets riggity riggity rekt this weekend LEGALLY buying some fucking everclear or some shit. please don’t die of alcohol poisoning i love you
TYSM FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES ALREADY Y’ALL ARE THE BEST i don’t want to respond to all of them individually cause it’ll just be the same thing (me weeping a little bit and feeling extremely thankful) but people who wished me happy birthday so far whom i love: