Summary: In which Dan Howell is gay, homeless, and also part cat, and Phil Lester is the nicest stranger ever.
Word Count: a whooping 9.3k!!!
Includes: an actual story, and of course, neko smut
this fic is for my best friend @ominousdan!!! it’s cayla’s birthday and without her birth nobody would be getting to see nine thousand words of neko!dan so please go follow her and tell her happy birthday in thanks (ily cayla i hope you love this and also me)
‘For the longest time we didn’t realize that we were looking at each other the exact same way. But what we’ve found in one another is not only the best friend we could wish for, someone to go through thick and thin with, but also the love of our life’
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULES, @acciaioxnero!! I know you don’t particularly like this day but I’m hoping to make it a tad bit better with this teensy-weensy gift. I treasure not only the bonds we’ve created for our muses on our rp blogs (the Freed/Gajeel BROTP is literally so good Im djwkwef) but also our friendship! Please stay just like you are and I hope we’ll have you around here for much much longer <3
tbh i always preferred the idea of giving potted plants/flowers as gifts. theyre gonna last a lot longer, and depending might even be more affordable. but really theres a much better chance that the person will keep it around & remember ur sweet gift!
Aww, that’s sweet! And true - my best friend in middle school gave me a prayer plant once for my birthday, and I kept it for years, doing everything I could to get it to live, even when it was on its last legs.
(It unfortunately did not survive, but I always remember it as being a sweet gesture, and one that I thought of fondly, even after we stopped being friends.)
Also, fun story - once I gave a different middle school friend a toad for her birthday. She was overjoyed, and her parents were okay with it too (I was good, I asked them first!), and she took great care of him.
I tried getting another friend a mouse, because I knew she loved them, but her mom was livid when I suggested the idea.
I’ve tried to write this several times but I can never decide what I want to say or if I’m even saying it right but anyway. Today, on her side of the world, is my friend Phoebe’s birthday. You might know her as @actingharold. Happy Birthday Pheebs! It’s also Tom Glynn-Carney’s birthday as well (Feb. 7th but we’re on Australian time for the sake of this post), whom I’m sure you’ve noticed, Pb is quite fond of, I mean…how neat is that?
Even if you don’t know Phoebe, you’ve probably seen her amazing edits and gifs floating around on your dash, so you know how talented and creative she is. Maybe you’ve seen one of her selfies, so you know how beautiful she is. Stunning really, it’s pretty incredible. If you’ve ever talked to her, then you know how funny and kind she is. Honestly, every time we talk, I’m laughing, so much. SO MUCH WOW. She is well-versed in Simpsons quotes which is just…..amazing, truly (maybe my favorite thing about her tbh). She’s so smart too, so so smart. Did you know that there are lakes in Australia? She’s the only reason I know how to make gifs. She literally sat on her computer one morning (night for me) and we sent screenshots back and forth, for several hours, so I could figure out how to use photoshop. Trust me…I know I’m frustrating, but Pheebs is always there. I’m not really sure why she chooses to talk to me on a daily basis, but I can tell you that she’s made my life better just by being around. The nights I can’t sleep, it’s nice to be able to talk to her, to send super up close photos of Harry’s face to her, or to go back and forth with emojis that don’t transfer well because she has an android (why)…..It’s a strawberry 🍓 Pb, not a tomato 🍅. I honestly could go on and on about how hilarious she is, and her taste in music, and her cat’s, and her snaps, and her passion for babies, and animals, and bananas, and oats etc. etc. But I think I’ll leave it with a simple thank you.
Thank you Pheebs, my 6 foot goddess! You’re 10% peanut butter, 90% sarcasm and (let me be lame) 100% wonderful. Happy Birthday. I hope you have a good day because you truly deserve it. Love ya ♥️
TOKEN: Clyde! CLYDE: Hi! *turns around* Hehe, what a surprise to find you guys here, right? TOKEN: What are you talking about? It’s your birthday. TOKEN: We always go here on our birthdays. CLYDE: Whaaat? It’s my birthday? I totally forgot!
TOKEN: Okay, Clyde. Cut it. What’s up? TOKEN: It’s one thing for Craig to have left our group. I get it, he needs space now. TOKEN: …But why you? CLYDE: Craig’s my best friend! TOKEN: But what about me? CLYDE: I… I just can’t, ‘kay? TOKEN: Seriously, Clyde, what the hell is up with you? CLYDE: You like me, right? TOKEN: What? CLYDE: I fucking knew it! My best friend has a crush on me!
TOKEN: … TOKEN: I thought Craig’s your best friend. CLYDE: You both are! And just admit it! Don’t be like Tweek and Craig! TOKEN: *sighs* I… yes, but I know you like Kevin and- CLYDE: This isn’t about Kevin! Or anyone else! I just, man, this is freaking me out! This changes everything! It’s like- it’s… TOKEN: Hey, this doesn’t have to change anything. I don’t expect anything. CLYDE: It’s just… I have to think about it, okay? TOKEN: Clyde- CLYDE: I just need space. Being around you confuses me way too much. TOKEN: Okay. But don’t cut me off like Craig did with Tweek. CLYDE: Promise.
TOKEN: Happy Birthday by the way. CLYDE: Thanks, bro. TOKEN: So I guess you’ll go hang with Craig and Thomas now? CLYDE: … Yeah. I guess our group’s going to be separated for the time being. Sorry, man. Tell that Tweek and Jimmy too. *goes away*
well, i’m 17 right now and i think this could qualify for my favorite age because after my 17th birthday, i moved back to my home state/hometown and somehow escaped my parents and started living with my friend’s family, and re-enrolled in my high school and shtuff. also, there’s been a lot of hashtag character development going on and i think where i am right now, like - literally and just who i am as a person is the best its been– ever. so… 17 !
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
i kind of want to say new york city ? but i don’t even know if i . . KNOW anyone there so that’d be really scary ! or maybe somewhere up in canada. probably the former though.
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
good question… good question ! ummm… i think sunrises, because i actually enjoy early mornings (not TOO EARLY which is when actual sunrise occurs but.) and the sun in general, and like, the feeling of having a whole day ahead of you. sunsets are not too good imo because its like… you have limited time in the day left and for me personally i’m like UH OH i haven’t done my schoolwork and its nighttime … FUCK ! like time is running out ? and i hate that 😤
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
alright not to be corny or anything but honestly, truly, “are you happy?”
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
i know this isn’t a legitimate accent, but i have the “indie voice” DOWN … it always makes people crack up and i love that so much asdhjehwdf
My mom picked up Ella from kindergarten yesterday, so we took Sophia out to eat and to the movies to see Vaiana/Moana. We also got her friend a birthday present, and while we were st the toystore she decided she wanted Moana dolls for her birthday. I liked the movie a lot, like Mr K I thought it was a tad linear and didn’t offer much that surprised me, but it was beautifully made and had an awesome soundtrack.
Today I’ve continued working on the overhaul of my craft space/office, and I’m in the late painful stage where the things I do don’t give much gratification because I’ve already put the big stuff/things that are sorted together away. Finding homes for individual markers/notebooks/whatever takes a lot of time. *_* But I will make it to the other side with a much more organized and tidy space as my reward!
i like a girl and she's my best friend but i recently moved away and even though we talk every day i feel like we're drifting, HELP!! ((also she doesn't like me :(( all good let's just not tell her about the part where im crushing on her))
awww sweetheart i know how u feel :( i don’t really know i can help with the crush part, all i can say is that u can’t make her like u back, so if she doesn’t feel that way towards u, then hopefully ur crush will fade away and u won’t have to worry about it. i understand having a crush can be hard tho :((( (i had one on the same boy for 5 years and it was hell ahahah)
as far as the first part of ur ask, being away from ur best friend sucks. :\ and i understand what it feels like to think you’re drifting away, but i think the best thing u can do is be honest with her? i mean u don’t have to tell her about ur crush, i just mean tell her that u feel like you’re drifting away and maybe she feels the same way and will work with u to try to fix it. communication only works if both sides are in it together, and ur not going to solve any problems with someone if u don’t tell them what the problem is (bc if u keep quiet it’ll probably just make things worse)
worst case scenario, it’s possible that it wasn’t meant to be. it might sound pessimistic but i’m kind of a big believer in “if u love something, let it go” bc if it was meant to be then it’ll happen. ur going to go through life making lots of new friends and also losing some in the process; it’s a totally natural thing to do. i’m not saying u should try to lose ur friend, of course, but i’m just saying that if things don’t work out, it might hurt, but it’ll all be ok!! and if u need someone to talk/vent to u can always come to me!!
i know i’m not really much of a help, but i really hope that u guys can figure things out and end up being best friends for life :(
Summary; Dan Howell is an indie artist who gets his inspiration off Phil Lester, his best friend and an amateur magician.
A/N | (chaptered fic omfg) I’m FINALLY going to grace myself with the blessing/curse that is writing a chaptered fic!! omg!! i’m really excited for this (i wanted to post this on my birthday bc I LOVE MYSELF) and idk i reaaaally like this please read it ok!! this was actually supposed to be one of the 15days drabbles but i changed my mind lmfao its going to be a fic bc i’m mk af but i also want to do a songwriter fic