(Ok so I wrote this awhile ago but IT GOT DELETED AND I COULDN’T SALVAGE IT SO TAKE TWO PEOPLE! Just a little note: these things are on the stereotypical side of being Italian, and no, I’m not trying to be racist. I’m half Italian so it’s like being racist towards myself and my own family, which is stupid. Being racist is, not my family. Just wanna clear that up. But honestly, I can instantly think of someone who would hit people on the back of their head with a wooden spoon.)
•This boy is absolutely IN LOVE with your cooking.
•When he first tried it, he was not expecting to come home from work to find you making homemade tomato sauce whilst boiling pasta.
•He’s always trying to find ways to help, but he’s scared he’s going to mess it up.
•Your family confuses him to no end, though.
•Like, how can they be insulting each other one moment and then hugging and kissing each other the next.
•And why is your grandmother always hitting people with wooden spoons?
•Speaking of your grandmother, she’s CONSTANTLY FEEDING YOOSUNG AND HE LOVES IT.
•Like, every time she sees him she’s dishing him out a plate of eggplant parmesan.
•And not a normal sized pate. No, she gives him LITERALLY A MOUNTAIN IF EGGPLANT PARMESAN AND YOOSUNG LOVES IT.
•He’s not so sure about the ‘eat two of everything’ rule your family has.
•LIKE THE BOY CAN ONLY EAT SO MUCH EGGPLANT PARMESAN!!
•Yoosung was actually kind of scared of your family at first(I don’t blame him, Italian families are loud. I come from and Italian family, I know this), but now he looks forward to the trips to Italy to visit your family.
•Mostly cause he’s a sucker for eggplant parmesan.
•Your native language is a Romance language.
• Oh my God your native language is a Romance language.
•This boy turns into putty when you speak Italian.
•The day he came home to find you yelling at your cousin in Italian over the phone while making homemade sauce is the day he fell in love with you all over again.
•Zen knew you were a foreigner but he wasn’t sure where you’re from, so he started asking you a thousand questions about your heritage.
•Turns out that the day you were screaming at your cousin cause she has a celebrity crush on Zen was also the day that you told said albino that you moved to New York when you were twelve from Italy.
•He also found out that you make amazing bagels.
•He now understands the hype of New York bagels.
•Zen has a new found obsession with pesto sauce now.
•He loves visiting your family with you. He loves that they have such a strong connection.
•Though he’s stuck between amused and scared when you and your cousin fight over him.
•Baehee is a sucker for your cannolis and calzones. She absolutely loves them.
•Every weekend you two make breakfast pizzas with eggs, bacon, roasted tomatoes, the whole nine yards.
•She loves that your family goes from insulting each other to hugging and kissing everyone. She thinks that it shows how comfortable everyone is around each other and how much they love each other.
•Your family absolutely ADORES her.
•Well, except for one of your male cousins, but only because he has a crush on her.
•Yeah, you don’t really get along with him well anymore…
•She’s amused when your grandmother starts hitting people with wooden spoons.
•You and Jaehee hit Saeyoung on the back of his head with a wooden spoon now as a joke.
•Saeyoung’s not amused.
•He’s also confused.
•oH MY GOD THAT RHYMED!
•He doesn’t get the whole “insulting each other in a loving way” thing.
•He’s also confused about the wooden spoon.
•Like, why’s your grandmother hitting everyone with a spoon? Is that some commoner thing?
•I headcannon that this boy speaks Italian. Don’t fight me on this, he travels around the world for work, he knows Italian.
•You two are always typing in Italian on the messenger and it drives EVERYONE CRAZY.
•Well, except for Saeyoung, he speaks 17(?) languages, Italian is most likely one of them.
•Your family loves Jumin, especially one of your cousins…Yeah, you kind of hate her now..
•Jumin doesn’t know, though. He assumes everyone in your family hates each other.
•He jokingly asks you if you could hit Zen on the back of the head with a spoon.
•Thanks to you, this boy eats actual meals now.
•Like I said earlier, Seven most likely speaks Italian, so he’s always speaking Italian with you in public.
•Like Jumin, you also speak Italian in the messenger. Jumin also gets annoyed by this cause you’re just typing random memes in Italian.
•Seven once sent you the entire Bee Movie script in Italian.
•Saeyoung finds your family hilarious.
•He’s always hitting you with a wooden spoon now.
•Gently, of course. This man-child would never hurt you on purpose.
•He also hits Yoosung with a wooden spoon, though less gently.
•He tried hitting Saeran with a spoon, too, but he tried to kill him, so he doesn’t do that anymore.
•Well, technically he stopped after the seventh time, but that’s not important.
•Funny story, one of your cousins tried flirting with Saeyoung and you almost clawed her face off. Saeyoung was stuck between terrified, in awe and dying of laughter.
•He wants to set Saeran up with that cousin.
•Saeran punched him when he said that.
•One of V’s favorite places to visit is Italy, so he’s ecstatic when you want to take him to the part of Italy where you grew up in.
•Yes, I headcannon that V loves Italy, fight me 😾Jk please don’t, I’m a fragile skittle, I come in peace.
•V loves your cooking, he’s always taking pictures of it.
•Your grandmother is actually the one to convince him to get eye surgery.
•You were talking to her on the phone a few months before V met her, and when you told her he was blind she was freaking out.
•"WHAT!? DON’T YOU LOVE THAT BOY!? IF YOU LOVE HIM AS MUCH AS YOU SAY YOU DO, YOU WOULD TELL HIM TO GET SURGERY! IT DOESN’T MATTER IF HE SAID NO ALREADY, HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THE FACE IF HIS LOVER, EVEN IF HE THINKS HE DESERVES TO BE BLIND.“
•She was yelling the whole thing in English and V was so touched that a woman that he has never met cared so much about his well being that he got the surgery.
•He’s not a fan of the wooden spoons. They confuse him. So do the insults.
•He loves your cooking so much, he could eat it 24/7, which he does tbh.
•He loves your homemade gelato. He could eat it forever.
•He has mixed feelings about your family.
•They’re really nice and care for him a lot, which he appreciates. They’re just so…loud and can be a little too caring.
•One of your cousins flirts with him a lot and he’s just like nope I don’t like this where’s my girlfriend I need her I need to be saved I really don’t like this I am a loyal boyfriend and you are weird go away.
•He fell in love with you all over again when you started yelling at your cousin in Italian when she was flirting with him in front of your entire family.
•He had no clue what you said, but judging by the fact that your cousin stomped off, it must’ve been your everyday string of "family friendly” insults.
•He thinks it’s hilarious when your grandmother hits everyone with a spoon, though.
•Especially when it’s the weird cousin.
•He now hits Saeyoung with a wooden spoon when he annoys him.
•Saeyoung doesn’t like it.
•Why’s everyone cursing each other out then hugging each other?
•Why is your male cousin flirting with him?
•Why is your grandmother hitting everyone with a spoon?
•Why are you inhumanly good at cooking?
•Why is everyone always yelling?
•WHY, MC, WHY?!
•The poor boy is confused, but he loves your family. He thinks they’re amusing.
•Except for one of your cousins. He mistakes Vanderwood as a girl and is constantly flirting with him. VANDERMAID DOESN’T APPRECIATE THIS.
•He has a soft spot for your cooking, tbh.
•Hw could also listen to you speak Italian for hours.
So in a post before I wrote about who might shattered PD and why but I have a very new theory about this.
Remember the pictures on the Moon base?
On this we get to know that PD’s first colony was supposed
to be Earth and its Moon.
And that the
Moon base suppose to be White Diamond’s base because of the colour scheme and
the whole base structure.
But arent you guys find it strange that White Diamond has a
base in an other diamond’s colony?
can say that Blue Diamond also had her base on Earth but hers never on the surface
and we dont know if anything left of her base or she took it back to HW, also
Blue only came after the rebelion to help her sister out but the Moon base was
made before the rebelion because it contains the plan of the new colony and how
it suppose to look like:
So that colony plan wasnt Pink Diamond’s but White
Diamond’s plan. But why would she had a plan for an other Diamond colony?
Let me explain:
If Pink Diamond was born on Earth theory is true that means that a Diamond before her
had to come to the planet to colonize it. That means that Earth supposed to be
White Diamond’s colony but when a new Diamond emerged she had to step down. But
did she want to step down? It isnt hard to imagine that the biggest conquering
Diamond might start to resent her sister who stole her colony. We know from
Peridot that HW has very few resources left so the Earth would have been the
perfect solution to their problems so WD didnt just lose an other colony but a very
crucial one which could have ensured the surviving of their people and as a
savior of her people WD could have secure her position as the ultimate
Her new sister were also interested in different things like
how the humans and other living creatures work. And while she wanted to make
new gems and followers I dont really think she wanted to hollow out the Earth
and destroy those creature she was fascinated with.
Also remember the temple pictures?
It looks like that Rose
and Pink Diamond oppose White Diamond. Maybe WD wanted to take over and a fight
broke out between them for the new colony.
To sum it up: PD ruined WD’s plans and she behaved very
differently than the other Diamonds, also she subverted the whole order of the
Diamonds and we know that if a gem cant fit into the order she must be purged.
So it isnt hard to imagine why WD would want to get rid off her. Especially if
she also gained followers from her and started to weaken her authority.
The other Diamonds probably didnt know about this or Yellow might suspected that something was going on (that is why she is full off regrets) but it seems that Diamonds respect eachother’s authority so it is unimaginable to attack eachother and try to take away eachothers colonies.
SO BEING AN IDIOT I ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHED YOUR ASK IN PRIVATE SO RIP HERES A TEXT POST INSTEAD—
FINALLY GOT TIME TO ANSWER THIS BUT I HAVE SO MANY HEADCANONS YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW AND ALL OF THEM ARE REGARDING DAD MIGHT AND BBY IZUKU SO HERE WE GO.
- Dad might is actually really protective of izuku bc he’s grown attached to him but he doesn’t want it to show during his classes but he can’t help it when izuku gets hurt/sent to the nurse’s clinic all might will be really distracted for the rest of the class until he just can’t take it anymore and will just suddenly be like “FORGIVE ME CHILDREN I MUST CHECK ON SOMETHING REAL QUICK I WILL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT” and he just sprints towards the nurse’s office to check on izuku and making sure he’s okay before he can begin functioning normally again.
- Izuku likes making decobens or decorative bentos so when Dad Might surprises Izuku by asking him to eat lunch with him he gets so flustered and says yes immediately and gets even more flustered the moment he opens his bento to reveal a decoben of All Might. Dad Might was so touched that he coughed out blood and reverted to his smol might form with Izuku screaming in embarrassment in the background. All Might thought it was v cute 10000/10.
- All Might can’t look at puppies the same way anymore because they remind him of Izuku especially the small fluffy ones. It doesn’t help that he wants to take them all home.
- Izuku’s ringtone is All Might’s signature line “I AM HERE!!” and when they were out training Izuku forgot to put it on silent mode so it rang and All Might just stared at it and a red beet Izuku before laughing loudly and ruffling Izuku’s hair.
- Izuku likes to make small doodles of all might on his notebooks. All Might sees them and finds them very endearing.
- Izuku and All Might have accidentally called each other Dad and son more than once and every time they realize it they both explode into embarrassment but they’re also both secretly really happy about it.
- All Might thinks that being called Dad Might isn’t so bad.
- Izuku thought more than once to give All Might a world’s best dad mug but quickly gets flustered at the idea that he thought of All Might as his Dad AAAAAAA
- Dad Might and Izuku always have a set date where they spend time together whether it’s training or just hanging out. They both get very anxious when either party doesn’t show up.
- Izuku likes crepe with bananas because he asks the person to cut the banana slices into all might’s “V”. All Might bumps into him one time holding that crepe and couldn’t handle the cute.
- When Izuku gets badly injured Dad Might goes into a huge overprotective papa bear mode and emits a rather deadly aura that screams “JUST YOU TRY TO LAY ANOTHER FINGER ON MY SON AND I WILL DETROIT SMASH YOUR FACE”
- Dad Might stays in Izuku’s hospital/clinic room in his deflated form once everyone leaves just to watch over him and he doesn’t want to leave the boy alone.
- Izuku likes to copy All Might’s laugh so when Dad Might walks into his room when he’s trying to do it Dad Might just blows up bECAUSE HOW IS THIS CHILD SO CUTE WTF.
- Izuku literally owns all the All Might actions figures available.
- Dad Might stumbles upon childhood photos of Izuku wearing an All Might onesie and bLOWS UP ONCE AGAIN BC CUTE but All Might secretly takes a photo of it and makes it Izuku’s contact photo in his phone. AAAAAAAAAA
- Dad Might is a very overprotective dad to Izuku and every time someone seems like they want to court Izuku he would low-key make them do challenges during class just to test them and he would always suddenly show up when the two of them alone appearing with the lines “I AM HEREE!!” instantly ruining whatever atmosphere they had bECAUSE NO ONE GETS TO GET TO MY SON BEFORE GETTING THROUGH ME.
I HAVE SO MUCH MORE BUT THIS IS GETTING SO LONG AND I HAVE SO MUCH WORK IF I EVER GET ANOTHER ASK LIKE THIS I MIGHT CONTINUE AHAHAHAHAHAH BUT FOR NOW JUST TAKE THIS