also we had too much beer

anonymous asked:

I could really use some jack and shitty friendship awesomeness. Like maybe Jack is sad cause Bitty has an away game so Shitty visits for a slumber party or something?

**Just a slight warning for the consumption of weed brownies.**

Also, the way Shitty and Jack become friends is exactly how my best friend befriended someone.

Jack was listening to Bitty’s phone ring, planning on asking him to come spend the weekend when his eye caught a note on the calendar. It was an away game this week. That meant Bitty would not be coming, and Jack, after telling his own teammates he would have plans. 

Before he could hang up, though, Bitty answered the phone. “Hi, honey!”

“Hey, Bits.” Jack tried to think of what else to say. “Are you still on the road?” 

There were some giggles over the line. “No, we’re at the hotel. You forgot about the roadie, didn’t you?” 

“Of course not!” 


“Okay, I did forget and was calling to see if you wanted me to pick you up this weekend.” 

“Next weekend, instead?” 

Jack checked the calendar and breathed a sigh of relief. “That will be great, Bits. I look forward to it. Good luck at the game!” 

Ending the call, Jack stood in his kitchen trying to figure out what to do next. He toyed with the idea of calling up Tater or Snowy, remembering they’d both said they had plans for the weekend. 

Jack was about to settle for an early night of take-out and a documentary when there was banging on his door. 

The banging stopped, and Jack just shrugged. He had just about made it to the living room when the banging started again. This time when there was a pause, he heard someone shouting. “Zimmermann! Let me in, man!” 

Opening the door, Jack just stared in shock. “Shitty?” 

“Last I checked, that’s who I was. Let me in?” 

“Right. Yeah, sure. Come on in.” Jack stepped back and let Shitty inside, still trying to figure out what he was doing here. “Shitty, why are you here?” 

Holding up a six pack of beer in one hand and a duffle in the other, Shitty strolled into Jack’s living room and collapsed on the couch. He waited for Jack to join him before answering his question. “You’re not the only one who forgot about the roadie this weekend.”

Jack let Shitty pull him onto the sofa and laughed. “How close were you to Samwell when Lardo reminded you?” 

Shitty frowned and punched Jack in the arm. “Not that close.” 

“Were you on campus?” 

Pulling a beer from the pack, Shitty twisted the cap off and took a drink. “Fuck you, man.” Shitty elbowed Jack once with a smirk. “I came all the way over here because Bitty thought you needed company, and this is the reception I get?” 

Jack grabbed a beer for himself and leaned back on the couch. “Bitty worries too much.” 

“Nah, he just wants to see you happy and since I was already headed this direction, it made sense. And, anyway, we haven’t had any real bro bonding, in a long time.” 

Taking a sip, Jack rested against Shitty. He was right, it had been a long time since it was just them. Shitty was one of those people everyone knew but was also selective about who his real friends were. Jack felt lucky to be one of those people. Shitty had taken one look at Jack when they both started on the team, come over and said, “we’re going to be best friends.” 

Jack had just nodded at the pronouncement, thinking Shitty’s enthusiasm would fade. Instead, Shitty had proven him wrong and invited Jack to all sorts of things. He always made sure Jack was included and brought into conversations and had taken the time out to just hang out with Jack and get to know him one on one. 

“What else did you bring for tonight?” 

Shitty just waggled his eyebrows. “Lots of fun things.” 

Jack nudged Shitty with his arm. “Any chance you brought some special brownies?” Jack had never been good at actually smoking weed, but if Shitty or Lardo made edibles, Jack found he could actually enjoy the high. 

“Buy me dinner and you’ll find out.” 

**Some Chinese food and a couple brownies later** 

“We should build a fort.” 

“Oh my god, bro, Jack, man, you are right! We need a fort. It’s essential.” 

As they slid off the couch, they both started to giggle. Jack regained his composure first and began pulling the pillows and cushions off the sofa.

Shitty started construction while Jack went to get the blankets and pillows out of his room and the spares from the linen closet. When he brought them back, Shitty gave him a thumbs up and it wasn’t long before they had their pillow fort operational. 

After they’d crawled inside, Jack asked. “Now what?” 

Shitty laughed. “Now…we…watch a movie?” 

“Okay. But what?” 

Shitty patted Jack on the chest. “Leave it to me, Zimmermann. I will choose the best, most ‘swasome movie ever. Just you watch.” 

Rolling on his side, Jack fixed his eyes on Shitty. “I’m watching.” 

Shitty fished his laptop out and set it up in the fort. Feeling Jack’s eyes on him, he winked and pulled up a movie. Turning the screen so they could both see, Shitty hit play and waited. 

“Oh my god! This is the best movie!” 

Shitty preened. “King of movies.” 

Jack giggled some more. They were both quiet as they watched until a certain scene began and Jack asked: “What do you think Bitty would do if I dressed up as Dread Pirate Roberts?” 

Looking up from where he was resting on Jack’s shoulder, Shitty beamed. “Other than faint?”

Jack frowned. “Do you really think he’d faint?” 

“Nah, man, I’m just messing with you. Bittle would love it.” 

“He would. He could be my Buttercup. He’s pretty like her. Prettier actually. He’d like the ‘as you wish’ and we could find someplace private and-” 

Shitty covered Jack’s mouth with his hand. “Bro, no more. Please. Lardo would be a kickass Wesley though.” Shitty’s mind started to drift until Jack licked his hand. “Really, Zimmermann? Licking me? What are you? 12?” 

Jack shrugged. When he spoke again, he pitched his voice low, trying to be serious. “I’ll have you know, Mr. Soon to be a lawyer, that I am an adult.” 

“I like that. I think I’ll change my name. No more, Shitty Knight. Instead, I’m, Shitty Soon-to-be-a-lawyer. And once I pass the bar, I’ll be, Shitty Fuck-Yeah-I’m-a-Lawyer.” 

“You should find a way to shorten it. I’m not saying that mouthful.”

Shitty rolled over and held a hand to his heart dramatically. “You wound me, Jack. My best friend in this whole world! Won’t even say my new name!” 

Jack rolled his eyes and then rolled over onto Shitty. “Quiet, this is the best part.” 

As they continued watching the movie, there were multiple moments when they declared a scene the, “best part”. And by the time the credits were rolling, both Jack and Shitty were fast asleep in their fort.
Two Old Queer Girls Hijack the Jukebox on a Friday Night at World of Beer

Here’s to all the 20-something Straight Kids and 30-something Sportsball Fanboys who were out for a drink at World of Beer tonight and had the Jukebox violently hijacked by our almost-40 and almost-50 queer lady selves.

It was great.

Me: *halfway through a flight of high-ABV pumpkin beers* “Hey, you can take over this jukebox if you download the app! Do it! Do it!”

Her: “But what would we play?”

Me: *laughs much too loudly*

Presenting The List:

1. London Calling - The Clash
Welcome to my high school years, bitches!

2. Take Me to Church - Hozier
“You’re a dog, I’m a dog, we are dogs in a church…” Also: screw your Puritanical religious ideals.

3. Let’s Go Crazy
Prince. ‘Nuff Said.

4. 99 Luftballoons- Kaleida
Like, the saddest, most soulful version of this song ever. Lesbian angst.

5. Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
Also, makes us think of Destiel.

6. Wicked Game - Chris Isaak
Speaking of Destiel… This is 100% percent gay, pining Dean. 100%

7. Faded Heart - Børns
A favorite of the missus.

8. You’ve Got the Love - Florence and the Machine
The first concert we went to together.
Also, Lesbo-affiliated

9. If I Had a Heart - Fever Ray
The theme song to Vikings. Yeah, that’s right.

At this point, a dude is standing at the Jukebox, putting in dollars, trying to get some decent fucking music in this place.

Ha, Ha, fuck you, Charlie; we’ve already picked a bunch more and queued them up.

Like these:

10. My Shot - Hamilton Soundtrack
Hey, you like Musicals? Do ya, punk?

Oh, I remembered: It’s Pride Weekend here!
Time to Gay it up a little more!

11. Macho Man - The Village People
So gay. The guy next to us is getting into it.

12. Chains of Love - Erasure
Gays my age were ALL ABOUT Erasure, gottdammit! Gay. Erasure. Heck yeah!

13. Grey Street - Dave Matthews Band
Yes, I’m a near-50 queer lady in 2017, but sometimes I am a straight, white frat boy from the 90s. I can’t help this.

14. Blue Eyes - The Cary Brothers
One of the first love songs the missus ever sent me.

15. Brick House - The Commodores
Because I am built like one, with the massive boobs and everything.

By now, Black Crows has started playing and is set up for three more songs.

Straight Charlie’s playlist has taken over.

We paid our tab and left.

But not before we sent in one more song to play after all of his:

16. Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
We make the rockin world go round!


Fun things from my brewery tour this afternoon!! I also got free beer! 👍🏻 The beer and the staff were great and the venue is going to be perfect for what we had in mind! We’re booked!! Now to come up with some fun Booktoberfest games! We’re having a doggie costume contest, too! 😁

Everything was all fun…until boot camp after day drinking. 😂 Wellll, that was actually still fun, but I’m not sure my performance was as stellar as it could have been…

Walter was extremely disappointed in me for delaying his evening walk (so much sad-eyeing) because I needed to make cupcakes for work. Coffee chocolate cupcakes with salted caramel/chocolate icing. 😋 I was lazy and just bought store bought icing, but they’re still good! The husband happily taste-tested for me. 🙄😍

Beer 4 - Parent’s Weekend

Part 1 


The idea of parent’s weekend absolutely freaked me the fuck out. I have no way of saying it any lighter than that. My parents were not known for letting anything slide. I was known as the kid who you didn’t go to his house because mom and dad would complain if we were making too much noise or about to cause a mess that they did not want to clean up. Beds had to be made, toys picked up and everything had its place. And it better be there when they came to inspect the place.

Normally that’d be fine. Keeping the place clean was almost a habit now. And I didn’t have ever worry about that because David was basically the same way. That was before I gave him the beer. And now I had a boyfriend. Who, also, was not worried about making a little bit of a mess in my room. The only thing I was happy about was the warning. I had plenty of time to get everything cleaned up and put into some kind of order. They would stay for the weekend and then go home knowing that I’m in the safe hands of the academic institution.

“What is this?” was the first words to come out of my father’s mouth. Somehow he’d found the magic beer. Just by walking in the door he knew exactly where to look.

“Soda. It’s a new kind of soda,” I lied. There was no way my dad would be okay with this in my room. I had to think of something.

He frowned at me. I knew he could see through the lie. But he wouldn’t just say it. I had to admit it. “Then why is it in a beer bottle?”

“They’re trying something new. I think it’s something like bringing it back to the older days. Don’t really know though,” the lie was going to stick. I wasn’t usually good at lying but being out of the house helped me immensely. There was probably an obvious tell but with Dad wouldn’t call me on it.

“Is that so?” he was starting to stalk around the room. Given his thin almost sickly frame it shouldn’t be intimidating. But somehow he was. Like some kind of vulture ready to pick off the weak. That’s why everyone at his company was absolutely terrified of pissing him off at his work. They knew one wrong word would put them out of a job. “So if I google…”

“You won’t find anything. It’s a new company,” I paused looking at his mouth hang open. Obviously college put a bit more of a mouth on me than he anticipated. He was trying to figure out what to say next. I beat him to the punch though. “Why don’t you try it? It’s not alcohol.” He inspected the bottle. “Promise.”

“Is that so…? You know I know what alcohol tastes like. Correct?” I nodded. He was trying to intimidate me. He’d done stuff like this before. But I wasn’t going to back down. Technically it wasn’t beer. Wasn’t soda either but I was already in too deep. I wasn’t going to split hairs over something so trivial.

My dad cautiously took a sip. I watched as he tried his hardest not to enjoy it. But his eyes lit up. I don’t know what it was about that drink that did that but he was more than happy to drink more. But he paused trying not to look like it.

“So… Is it beer?” I was probing to see if it’d taken effect yet.

He coughed slightly, taking another drink to help clear his throat. “No, it’s not. But I don’t like the idea of you keeping secrets from me.” In a short pause he took another drink, finishing it off. “But damn that’s good though. This is soda? Feels like it’s got coke in it or something.” Did my dad just make a joke?! And CURSE?! Now my mouth hanging open. Even if I’d seen the side effect a couple of times before I didn’t think they’d affect my dad like this.

“What can’t you’re old man make a drug reference? I was in college once too you know. C’mere. Pop a squat next to your old man,” my mouth still hung open at how crazy this felt. My dad actually sounded friendly. He pat his legs while I stood there stupidly. “Jeez. It’s hot in here. With how much we pay this stupid place you’d think they could afford some kind of a/c.” I could already see the large amount of hair growing on his arms. His dark black hair slowly gained some salt with the pepper. I didn’t realize that it would also change his clothes too. The black pants and nice button up shirt he always wore changing to denim jeans and one of the university shirts. He looked far more relaxed and comfortable in the new clothes.

“Look,” he started out again, “I’m sorry if it sounds like I’m being mean. It’s just I was in college once. Not for long mind you but I was there. I just don’t want you to get into anything stupid. Your mother worries about you,” he smiled slyly. “And I worry sometimes too. Not that we don’t trust you; just I know what it’s like to have all that testosterone in your body and nowhere to put it. We all experiment son,” he gave a bit of a wink. It took me a moment to realize what he was implying. I wasn’t expecting him to approve so subtly “But fuck is it hot as hell in here. How do you live like this!”

“Uhhh… It’s usually not this bad,” I said. His body must have been working in overdrive though. His former skinny frame was beefing up with an insane amount of muscle. It was so weird watching as his body started to fill the XL college t shirt. The muscle may not have kept a solid tone but he still looked strong. He embodied someone who worked hard with his hands instead of behind a computer screen. I could remember some of the girls I had brought over commenting on how attractive he was. He’d kept his strong build from the college football team despite it going nowhere. ‘Girls?!’ I questioned in my head.

Before I could even really think it through dad was starting to take off his shirt. I was still stunned at how buff he looked. The memories were starting to fill in though. Not to mention his entire body was covered in hair. “I don’t remember it ever being this bad. Like fuck! Why do we pay so much if they’re going to keep the heat on in the damn summer! Anyway, I just want you to know we love you and whenever you need anything just call. We’re still your parents.” He paused and gave me a slap to the back. I wasn’t really expecting it. Watching the other guys change was one thing but this was my dad.

“I know,” I smiled realizing how good the hug felt. “I love you guys too.”

“Good. Now where can I get more of that ‘not beer’.” He was looking around the room.

“Sorry dad just one per customer.” I scold him for trying to get more.

“Wha?!? Is that any way to run a business? I’ll have to call the better business bureau if you keep this up,” he joked.

REQUESTS AND STORIES: Gold and Honey (Dayday)

→ none of these pictures and gifs are mine! Credits to the owners (everything found on google; if I took your picture without credits by mistake, or you didn’t want it edited, let me know so I can fix it). Please don’t remove the captions.


Tags: nsfw / +18 / angst / suggestions of smut / cheating / khh / best friends au / first person pov (unnamed female oc) x idol (but readers can insert themselves in the story easily if they’d like)
Featuring: David Kim (Dayday)
Writer: CL
Word count: 985 words
Comments: The story is in first person narrative, but you, my dear reader, can easily insert yourself in the story if you’d like. If you don’t know who Dayday is, here’s his Instagram, his latest released mv (Call Me) and his soundcloud.
Synopsis: After David’s birthday party, our oc wakes up at the one place she was avoiding for months.

ATTENTION, PLEASE READ: This is a fictional story. Any similarities to real people are unintentional. This story contains mature themes. By reading this story you agree that you are 18 years or older. The author does not authorize the reproduction, reposting, editing or any alteration of this material, fully or partially.

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Dead Man Punching

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Title: Dean Man Punching

Pairing: Gabriel x Reader

Warnings: abuse (ex significant other) angst and fluff

Word Count: 891

A/N: Here is that second fic of the day. I’m saving the best for last ;) I hope you enjoy this <3 I love my little Gabriel! If you want to request some gabriel prompts, PLZ DO.  Prompt List

You had been with your boyfriend David for almost a month now.  You had never had an argument with David, until today that is.  You didn’t live together, but you decided to visit him before you had to leave again.

“You can’t just leave for a week, and then come back to stay for a few hours.  I’m your boyfriend.  Who the hell are these two guys that keep texting you; Dean and Sam,” he yelled.

“We have another job to do.  Look I’m sorry, I have to go, they need me,” you apologized, putting a lock of hair behind your ear.

“What if I need you,” he shot back.

“I don’t know what to tell you David.  We’ve only been dating a month, this isn’t a big deal,” you spoke, looking up at him.  “I’ll be back as soon as possible.”

David grabbed your arm, gripping your arm with all of his strength.  “You’re not leaving,” he said, clenching his jaw.

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Save Our Last Goodbye 6/7

Bucky x Reader
Save Our Last Goodbye - Disturbed
Word Count: 1,441
Warnings: ANGST, Swearing, Fighting, Bucky crying
A/N: To whomever is still following this, I love each and every one of you and thank you for your patience for I have been a lazy poop head for the past week.

Parts 1 l 2 l 3 l 4 l 5 l 6

Originally posted by allthisherostuff

“Hey Bucky, when did you—uh— when did you, ya know,” Steve stuttered, scratching the back of his head.

“A few hours ago,” he replied nonchalantly, watching as he continued to flip a knife in his hand carelessly.

“Uh—when—uh—were you discharged, Bucky,” Steve asked, now thoroughly confused by the situation at hand. He should have still been in the hospital as they would not have discharged him that late at night.

“I wasn’t,” Bucky shrugged, still twirling that knife. Never once looking at Steve as he did so. Just watching as the light reflected off of it as went up and down over and over.

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Creepypasta #653: Water

Story length: Super long

You’re not going to believe what I’m about to tell you. Hell, I don’t even believe it myself. But believe it or not, this happened. I really wish it didn’t, because what happened to me has made me “aware” and I realise now, that when it comes to supernatural stuff, ignorance is bliss.

It happened about 2 months ago. My manager and I were sent on a business trip together. We were supposed to attend some sort of conference in a different city to help “expand our company’s influence”. Jay (my boss) and I got along pretty well, and it would be my first business trip with this company, so I was pretty excited to be doing something different other than sitting at my boring cubicle.

Our plane landed around 9:00PM and by the time the taxi pulled up to where we would be spending the night, it was pretty dark out. Being as cheap as they are, my company booked our lodging at an “oldish” inn close to the office building where the conference would be held. The place looked like its seen way too many customers. Don’t get me wrong it could have been a lot worse, but its standards were certainly lower than your average 3-star hotel. 

We walked up to the reception and Jay told the receptionist that we had 2 rooms booked under our company’s name. The receptionist handed us 2 key cards and pointed us towards the elevators. At least they had key cards, I half expected her to hand us old fashion keys.

We walked up to our rooms which were situated side-by-side at the end of the hall on the 3rd floor. Now let me reiterate, I’m not a superstitious person, when there’s a bump in the night, I would explain it as wind or old floor boards. So when Jay says that he would prefer to not spend the night in the room at the end of the hall, because 90% of hall-end rooms are haunted, I didn’t complain. After all when you’re on your first business trip with your boss, you don’t argue about which room to get.

After we agreed to put our stuff away, and meet downstairs in 15 minutes for dinner, I walked into my room. Once again, it was not as bad as I thought it would be. The lights were on in the room and it was pretty well lit. To my direct left was the open doorway to the washroom and to my right is one of those closets with the sliding mirror doors. Walking down the mini-hall opens up to your typical hotel room with 2 double beds on the left hand side and a TV cupboard on the right. Straight in front are the curtains to the sliding doors that most likely leads to a patio.

I did what I always do when first entering a hotel room, check to make sure all the taps run hot water, and the toilet flushes. It wasn’t superstition or anything, just good sense, if the room doesn’t run hot water, I’d want a new room right away. I walked into the washroom and flicked on the lights, which took a couple seconds to blink on, and the first thing I noticed, was that the curtains to the bathtub was drawn. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up and I felt like someone was standing behind the curtain looking at me. 

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yourdirtysaddness  asked:

I feel like we really need some more ridiculous headcanons around here. Sincerely, please they give me life.

I say headcanons but these have devolved into a) an AU where these idiots are actually happy and B) a crack fanfic. 

  • After Henry survived his first night being cared for by Reid, JJ and Will started letting him baby sit more. It was all fine sailing until one morning after, Will and JJ were sitting at the breakfast table with Henry and he didn’t say one word in English. Apparently uncle Spencer had been teaching him languages. Languages that neither Will nor JJ understand. 
  • JJ phoned Reid up and asked him what language he taught her son (and by ask i mean she yelled at him).
  • Reid says it was Klingon. 
  • JJ vows that Star Trek will never enter her home again. 
  • One morning during Hotch’s tirathlon training Prentiss dragged her butt out of bed, grabbed a deck chair and a coffee and sat by the side of the road and heckled him on a dare from Morgan. PUT ‘YOUR BACK IN IT BOSS’, 'NICE BIKE SHORTS BOSS’ and 'H. O.T.C.H WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?' 
  • Hotch had her on morgue duty for like a month
  • But she did win an entire months’s worth of free chocolate from Morgan so it was kind of worth it. 
  • Incidentally, Morgan’s face when he realised how much chocolate she eats in a month was priceless. 
  • During the barbecue the team had with alex and her family, Alex might have had a few too many beers. She also might have gotten out the baby photos of Scott because he was irritating the shit out of her. Naturally he got out her baby photos. She regrets this when she finds out somebody swiped a picture of her, aged three, when she was going through her 'i want to be a tiger when i grow up’ phase And stuck it to the fridge in the bullpen. She’s got crooked pigtails, tiger stripes painted all over her body with her mother’s lipstick, and is wearing her older brother’s gym shorts and only his gym shorts. 
  • She rips it off the fridge muttering obscenities and threats under her breath.
  • It appears again the next day, a bigger copy. 
  • The pattern repeats itself.
  • the culprit desists after exactly one month.
  • She thought it was Garcia but it was actually Rossi. 
  • had Garcia known it was him she’d have dropped him in it in a new york minute because Alex is damn scary when she’s angry. 
  • Sometimes people from the entertainment business come to the BAU to ask questions and get info for films or TV shows they’re going to create. One time, brad Pitt was going to do a profiling movie. JJ and Prentiss were in a foul mood for weeks when they got called out on a case in freaking Alaska the day before his visit. The bitterness got worse when Anderson and Garcia wouldn’t shut up about how perfect his eyes and jaw line are. 
  • When Jack and Henry are old enough, Rossi volunteers to take them along when he walks his dog. He acts very offended when JJ and Hotch suggest his goodwill might have something to do with not wanting to walk the dog over muddy grass in his good boots and having a willing helper to do it for him. This is of course exactly why he volunteered his child watching services. He maintains that’s he’s offended by the accusation. 
  • Uncle Dave continues to be a bad influence on the children. 
  • But he did buy a massive swing set and trampoline for his back yard for them to play on so he’s kind of forgiven. 
  • (the trampoline and swings are not just used by the kids. Morgan maintains that he swings the highest and Garcia’s backflips on the trampoline are amazing) (Emily tries but manages to faceplant on the trampoline so many times she gives up) (she did better than Reid who managed to end his back flip ON the swing set)
Fic: And Who By Fire- Chapter 9

Title: And Who By Fire

Fandom: DCU [which does not belong to me btw]

Pairing: Jason Todd/Dick Grayson

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Permanent injury, amputation, behavioural changes due to brain injury, dysfunctional relationships [big shock, I know] I will put any extras at the beginning of each chapter.

 Summery:  Both Dick and Jason are caught in an explosion that changes everything. Burdened with a shared sense of guilt and isolation, they are forced to rely on each other. Together they might heal. Or possibly just kill each other.

Previous Chapters: 12, 3456, 7, 8

Notes: This is for Iamjasonssmirkingrevenge  and is also all her fault. 

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Interview ELLE MAN with Siwon

Just when Hongkong women are crazy for Korean dramas, Super Junior comes again. Although the senior male group has debuted for 9 years and is no longer Junior, the fans didn’t become weak despite the surge of new Korean boy bands debuting. Instead, they stood firmly on Hongkong’s stage. Their popularity and status remain as Super. Folks still forked out cash immediately when they come to Hongkong for their concert. Among them, Choi Siwon, who has a lot of female fans, arrived in Hongkong a few days earlier than others. Many female fans waited day and night to see this handsome face, to listen to his Cantonese greetings followed by Korean, ‘Hi everyone, I am Choi Siwon.’

This interview was surprisingly done using English. We prepared the questions in Korean, thinking that he will be happy with them but he spoke English to us. The reason behind is pretty direct “I don’t like it when I can’t express myself.” In these 9 years, the Korean has worked hard on his English. “I realized that being able to understand but not express myself is an uncomfortable feeling. So I wanted to learn English well, this is my personality.”

So for the past 9 years, he has been working hard while working in many places. Today his Twitter has more than 4 million followers, he can speak Korean, English and Mandarin. Playing well with languages, he can even speak Japanese and Thai?!

“I asked my friends to help write them!”, this is more reasonable, else this man will be too flawless.

“I want everyone to know what kind of person I am: friendly, interesting and sincere.” So he continued to not depend on the translator, trying his best to express himself, letting others find the real him between the languages.

“Everyone knows that the Korean entertainment industry is very strict with Korean celebrities, fortunately my managers trust me very much; they know what kind of person I am, I like to express myself and they let me express myself freely.”

Debuting in 2005 then he sang and danced. Members of the same group have their own schedules and they sometimes gather to perform together. 2 years ago, he started getting Chinese films and dramas, right now is like half a Chinese industry celebrity. This year, the 10 brothers gathered to have their concerts and also to mark their 9th anniversary.

“I like to be with my partners. After the concert, we celebrated SJ 9th anniversary with colleagues from Hongkong and designers. We had some red wine and visited a pub I like very much in Tsim Sha Tsui. Then we had some soju and beer, we are always like this when we have beer, drink it in one shot!”

He also joked that 9 years has too long. “I don’t want to play with them, haha! I see them too much, and we are starting to get old, what is there to play,…”

He was gesturing a lot when talking about it, he treasures them even though he said 'no’.

“We have very different thinking but we chat a lot, I prefer to be the listener. If I am to choose the one that I communicate with the most, it will probably be Leeteuk, we get along well, he is the leader.”

Especially recently he has been working a lot on movies, “Everyone has a kind of connection in the movie industry, our thinking is the same.” He is even a workaholic that doesn’t want to rest.

“I will prepare for the next job if I have no work.”

Each SJ member will have holidays of a week to 10 days every 6 months. Siwon’s habit is to keep his behaviour in check even during play. “I only rest during my holidays, have some beer or champagne. Going to a party and getting drunk is not relax, I think resting for 5 minutes or 30 minutes after work is relaxing. Am I weird?”

This is the 2nd time for Siwon to be on the cover of ELLE MEN. He expressed that he is more excited this time than previously when the shot was done in Korea, and the staff in Hongkong is friendlier than those in Korea. A total of 6 sets of clothes, separated into the 1st and 2nd half. Half of them are flowery and the half is classic winter wear. It is obvious that Siwon prefers the latter, he become more enthusiastic as the shoot continues.

“I don’t like shopping, but I will get those clothes that can be worn for many years. Like the sweater and shoes that I am wearing now.”

The shoes that he is wearing now were bought from USA and he has been wearing them for 8 years. He will definitely wear them every time he goes overseas, the reason being he wants to give each of them a story.

“Like this bracelet, it was handmade by a man in Isreal, there is only one in this world, it’s unique, seeing it is like seeing the shadow of the designer and his thoughts.” Every time he wears it to a place, it will have another story. More importantly. the clothes must fit, the colours are important too, you will never be bored with black, white and blue.

“Of course this doesn’t include handphones. Handphone is the only thing that I change often.”

He doesn’t care too much about fashion, or actually he just looks good in everything he wears. Or maybe we can put it this way, he doesn’t want to own things without thoughts, just like his love.

 Previously when we interviewed Siwon on ELLE MEN, Siwon said that he is too busy to date. This time he has another explanation, “I have time for dating but I didn’t come across someone that I want to love; The person I am waiting for, the person that I want to love, my ideal type, is someone that will treat my family well, and someone that has good relationship with her family. She will be a good bridge between my family and her family.Yes, I have always been waiting.”

Romance has always been a taboo for Korean stars. So it was surprising that different members are revealing their relationships this year. Like SJ’s Sungmin who is getting married soon. Everyone is concern about their romance and everyone said that Siwon’s is the top choice as a boyfriend for girls. This is undeniable, but we are surprise that he is more like a good husband.

“People in this generation often only care about their own work, only think about themselves, neglecting their family, no time? No. No heart. They didn’t love their family life.”

Indeed, he is a family man, 2 bonus points added to him for bringing his mum to Hongkong this time.

“I wanted to see her more, both of us are busy but we try to see each other and spend time together; I always want her to come see me if I have performances overseas.”

Most importantly, it’s for his mum to take a break. “Women, especially mothers, need time for themselves, because they often take care of the family and accompany husbands, they will want to have more private time.”

How can this man worry about not having love?

Lastly we talked about this year’s Christmas. He already answered before I get to ask, “Christmas working, no vacation!”

It’s time to work again, reminding us, “You know there are many awards ceremonies and performances in Korea during this time of the year. Right now I need to prepare 1 Chinese drama, 4 movies, the concert tour which just started, 2 albums and other schedules and CFs, so… no time!”

Doing volunteer work with family and then have lunch together, play with his dog Bugsy… maybe all these can only be done when he retires. When talking about Chrsitmas presents, he gave a surprising answer. “Presents, it will be the best to give money! My family will like it very much (joking)! Especially for mum. I will give her shopping vouchers or air ticket but the best present should be spending Christmas with them. Fans don’t have to give me presents, just give me a receipt of donation for charity.”

Recently I saw a Korean variety show, Super Idol Chart Show, which shows that Siwon is very popular among Korean females between the age of 30-40. He laughed upon hearing this… “I should tell them 'Are you free tonight? Give me your number, I will call you (in Cantonese)’ of course I am grateful to them!” Siwon attracts noonas? He said he is just growing up with fans, just like the sunbaes Jackie Chan and Andy Lau, growing up and getting the acknowledgement from the elders. This might be the moment that Siwon has been waiting for.

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So Wrong But So Right (Part 1-?)

Request: hey hey hey I hope I don’t bother but, can u plz write a little imagine? you’re Tyler’s sister and you have sex with Josh and you both feel terrible and you tell Tyler and he gets mad.. and idk, you take it from there. you’re a gr8 writer you can do it

A/N First thank you for saying I’m a great writer I really try to be and second of all I’m going to make a series. So this is part one of I don’t know how many yet. I hope that is ok.


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First the bad news

I am exhausted. It has been a good work week for me-I love being too busy to think much. But l have been tossing and turning at night and staying up way too late unable to sleep.

I’m letting my family troubles get to me again. My parents and some of my siblings are really in bad places, and I don’t see any way to help.

The worst is my dad. He’s been an alcoholic for years, and it never gets better. We have had more than one intervention, and my sisters paid $10,000 a few years ago for him to go to an in-house rehab for 30 days. On the day he got out, he said to me, “Well, it’s not like I can’t ever drink again, but I should probably cut back”

He had severe vomiting and stomach pain over the weekend. We are worried about pancreatitis, which killed my sister’s boyfriend. But he went to the doctor for a full body scan on Wednesday and says the doctor said he got an “A+ scan”. That makes no sense at all to anyone who’s seen him, but he’ll just take it as justification to continue his self destructive behavior.

My sister called him out on being drunk when he stopped by her house, and he told her some story about him having to have a little wine, because he hadn’t drunk in 2 days, and he had to be sure everything was “normal”. No, that didn’t make sense to us either.

My mom is discouraged, but she is his biggest enabler, and I’m coming to realize that she’s almost as bad. She has had several strokes and has heart failure. She’s on a plethora of prescription drugs, but she refuses to give us a list so we can check for interactions. She is a grown woman in her 70s, and that’s her right, but she can do almost nothing due to crippling dizziness. Of course I just found out that she’s taking Norco every day, which I don’t understand, except that it must be addiction. My dad also “borrowed” Percocet that my sister had after an operation-supposedly because my mom needed it for a migraine. Mom doesn’t drink much, but she has 1-3 beers every day. I’m on a blood thinner too, and I know that would be enough to make me dizzy some days, and I don’t take all the meds that she does.

All the secrets and denial are crazy making. This is why I avoided my family for so long. I’ll leave the tale of my youngest sister for another time. It’s like something from a Jerry Springer episode.

It’s bad when my drug addict brother seems like one of the reasonable people in the family. There have been lots of group texts with the siblings this week about another intervention. I don’t have any hope that it would make a difference. I hate this helpless feeling. I keep my distance from my parents for the most part, but I rely on my siblings who are wrapped up in trying to do something about the situation. You can’t help someone who has no desire to help themselves or even to admit they have a problem.

Leaving Is The Hardest Part

For aos-skimmons, I kept up my end of the deal ;)


Leaving is always the hardest part.

Jemma realises that when she hears Skye’s intoxicating laugh coming from the sitting room where she’s playing Call of Duty with Trip.

It makes her throat thick with tears and her eyes burn. She can’t do it. She can’t tell Skye that she’s leaving or why she’s leaving.

One. She can’t because it is a secret undercover operation and Coulson needs her to keep it quiet.

Two. She can’t because it will break Skye’s heart.

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