Hey my dear! I hope you’re well and still possibly looking for prompts? I think I have one here: Peter’s eyes sweep over the engineer appreciatively, “Who needs icebreakers when your lips do the talking for you?” Tony looks at Peter blankly for a moment before the barest of grins emerges, “Is that your best line? I couldn’t tell because your lips seem to be taking cues from your ass.” A ficlet in which Peter is not nearly as smooth as he thinks he is and Tony is very quick on his feet
Hey :) aww thank you so much - i hope you are feeling good, too! Sorry took me a bit long!
“What?” Tony asks when Nick Fury ends his speech.
“Stark, what exactly did you not understand?” Fury asks back and he looks so bored, that Tony wants to yawn for him.
“You are saying you found some aliens and now they should live with us in my incredible and did i mentioned very pretty and also expensive tower?” Tony asks and ignores Steve’s cough at that.
“Well not exactly what i was saying, but yes. They are here to help us, so you better behave.” Nick ends this conversation and he is already gone, when Tony opens his mouth.
“Wow wonderful.” Tony mutters and this time Clint groans.
“We got it Stark. You don’t want the Aliens in your tower, but you know that Fury is the boss. You are just a consultant. So behave like one.” Clint answers and Tony rolls his eyes.
“You are right. Aliens aren’t so bad if i think it over. You all are worse.” Tony stands up than and leaves the room. He doesn’t want to talk to them, so he needs to find those Aliens.
It doesn’t take him really long. After a few empty rooms he finds them.
“Wow hello.” Tony says when he sees them. They are obviously aliens. There is a man with green/blue skin and what looks like red tattoos all over it. A little tree, that can talk, - Tony doesn’t flinch at that, he had seen everything at this point- a talking raccoon - again not even a little frown at that - and a beautiful green woman.
“You must be this Ironhead.” The Raccoon says, but Tony ignores him and goes over to the woman. She is really beautiful and looks like she could kill a man with one hand. Just his type.
Tony makes a mental note to talk to the Raccoon later too, because the weapon on his back looks wonderful.
“Did it hurt?” Tony nearly purrs when he is directly in front of the woman.
“What?” She asks back and she already sounds annoyed. Tony tries not to wince and smiles instead. It’s his best smile, he knows it.
“When you fell from heaven.” Tony whispers and tries to flirt with her, because woah her eyes are even better from this close. But she just growls at that.
“What do you mean? We didn’t fall. We wanted to land on earth.” The other man says and Tony looks at him. Doesn’t seem like the smartest person, but who is really?
Besides him, of course.
“Listen we need to speak to a certain Anthony Stark.” The woman says again and Tony grins at her. She knows his name, that’s always a good start.
“Right in front of you. The pleasure is all mine.” Tony says and the woman nods at that, but she seems still uninterested.
“Whatever. My name is Gamora. That are Drax, Rocket and Groot.” Gamora says and Tony nods at their names. Luckily he is very good at remembering names, if he wants to.
“Great so how can i help you?” Tony asks and he is still smiling. He is so focused on Gamora, that he doesn’t hear that the door opens again and another person comes in.
“Well hello. Who is this?” The man asks and Tony notices that he looks completely human. Weird. When Tony doesn’t answer the man speaks up again.
“My name is Peter Quill. I’m the captain of this idiots. So do you have a name or can i call you mine?” Peter says and he even waggles his eyebrows.
Tony wants to laugh at that, but he blushes really badly. He isn’t used to that. Normally he is the one flirting with someone. He doesn’t know how to react really. Tony coughs a bit and tries to distract them from his ugly blush.
“Was that your first try of an icebreaker, because let me tell you, it was bad.” Tony grins, but he can’t help it, he winks at Peter. He can feel the heat in his cheeks. Peter looks beautiful. He has such a warm smile and looks like he would give wonderful hugs.
Tony shudders. Forgotten is Gamora.
Peter’s eyes sweep over the engineer appreciatively, “Who needs icebreakers when your lips do the talking for you?”
Tony looks at Peter blankly for a moment before the barest of grins emerges, “Is that your best line? I couldn’t tell because your lips seem to be taking cues from your ass.”
Peter laughs loudly at that and Tony tries his best not to faint, because Peter is really cute and hot at the same time. Fuck.
“Sassy. I like that.” Peter says and walks over to them. He is bigger than Tony and also really broad. Tony can’t believe why he would want to flirt with him.
“You do?” Tony nearly squeaks and he blushes even more and what? Normally he is the one, who makes other people blush and stutter.
“Sure.” Peter smiles so warm again, that Tony just nods a bit and smiles back. He isn’t sure whats happening right now, but he would go with it.
“So are you here often?” Peter asks and Tony giggles at that. Giggles. Loudly.
“Well it’s my tower and i live here. So maybe.” Tony answers cheekily and this time it’s Peter who looks a bit embarrassed. Tony holds his hand out and Peter shakes it.
“My name is Tony but you can call me yours anytime.” Tony says and before Peter can answer, Tony already storms out of the room. Outside he leans against the wall. His heart is beating why too fast.
“Jarvis… did he… flirt with me?” Tony asks and he smiles goofily.
“I believe so, Sir.” Jarvis answers and Tony shrieks at that. Because what the hell. Hopefully those aliens never leave him again.
“Dude what the hell was that?” Rocket asks and he grins.
“I was… flirting?” Peter asks back and even Drax starts laughing at that. Gamora just shakes her head and smiles at Peter.
“Well then you are not as good as you think.” Gamora grins at him and Peter pouts. It wasn’t that bad, was it?
“Do you think i ruined it?” Peter asks and Rocket shakes his head.
“Nah i hacked his security system and you can see him outside still swooning.” Rocket holds up his screen and Peter blushes.
Tony is standing there against the wall, pressing his hands over his heart.
Peter doesn’t stop smiling the whole day.