also this kind of turned into a meme

Thor: Ragnarok

welcome to another movie masterpost by me, and holy SHIT where do i begin. Let it be known that Loki has me fucking WHIPPED and Tom Hiddleston is a terrific actor

  • when he kept turning in the opening scene 
  • when he drops Mjölnir into that fire things’ mouth (i feel like that technique should’ve been used more often)
  • the music???? amazing
    • im really glad marvel is sorta going back to old classic rock songs and bright colors for their movies like it’s really great
  • Matthew fucking Damon???? Luke fucking Hemsworth???? amazing
  • I love how Thor just fuckin yeets his hammer to prove it’s Loki like how Extra
  • “You had one job. Just the one!”
  • their outfits when they get to earth are amazing those were some Looks™ 
  • “I’m not a witch.”   “Oh, really? Then why did you dress like one?”
  • I love Stephen Strange with all my heart
  • the way he fell out of the portal
  • the way Loki looks at Odin when he says “my sons” and “i love you” like  f u c k  i am capital d Dying
  • when they change their outfits 
  • Hela is amazing 
    • her outfit was dope
    • but get her out of those lil heels i still see that (i’m just salty about superwomen having heels)
  • the way she just fuckin shatters Mjölnir with so little effort 
  • “I’m just a janitor”
  • the way Hela like fell/flipped into the tomb thing was so dope
  • Fenris is a lorge boy but a good boy nontheless 
  • those arm gun things that Valkyrie had were pretty cool
  • Jeff Goldblum is an amazing actor and the Grandmaster is such a cool character
  • “Trash.”    “Were you just waiting to call her that? That doesn’t even start with a B.”
    • pretty much every interaction btw the Grandmaster and Topaz was hilarious
  • how excited Thor was when he saw Loki in the grandmaster’s place
  • “I pardon you….from life.”
  • That little shimmy the grandmaster does when he’s eyeballing Loki
  • i know i overexaggerate everything that i say both in real life and on this site but literally everything that came out of Korg’s mouth made me laugh my fucking ass off including:
    • “Oh yeah, it’s like a circle…but like, a freaky circle.”
    • “Piss off, ghost!”
    • “Hey man.”
    • “Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?”
    • “Guys can we please clean the weapons off after your fight?”
  • i found out that the movie did like a Make-a-Wish thing and this kid was chillin with Chris Hemsworth and was like “Yeah it’d be funny if when you saw Hulk you were like ‘he’s a friend from work’” and Chris was like damn good idea bro and just went with it
  • Heimdall is a badass and him fighting was crazy cool to watch
  • I love Valkyrie’s relationship with Hulk 
  • when Thor throws the ball thing at the window and it comes back and hits him, then he jumps up and does that little punch
  • the Loki/Valkyrie fight scene
  • the flashback to when Hela and the valkyries fought was so fucking awesome i got chills when they all came riding in
  • “Welcome, strongest Avenger.”    “hh, what?”
  • i really love @markruffalo and his acting so im gonna tag him in it so he can maybe see this and know that i love him
  • “the sun is going down, it’s getting low, the sun is low,”
  • “Tony wears his pants so…tight.”
  • the way Loki says “surpriiise.”
  • the whole story where Loki turns into a snake to scare and then stab Thor was so fucking funny
    • i also found out that there were so many iterations of that story like im pretty sure Chris Hemsworth changed it every time he did that scene
    • im also like 60% sure that Tom Hiddlestone’s laugh in that scene was real and they just left it in
  • man just that whole elevator scene, like Loki just really loves his bro (also great acting on Chris and Tom’s part)
  • “We’re not doing get help.”     …     “Get help!”
    • alternatively: this bitch empty YEET
  • the biggest sigh left my body when Loki tried to turn Thor in like binch,,,,give it a rest just be kind to ur bro
  • the way Bruce fell out of the ship
  • that absolute power walk by Valkyrie oh my god 
  • as soon as Thor landed on the bridge with his lightning powers i nutted
  • Loki fighting will always be fucking A1 spectacular like wow
  • there’s a meme somewhere on tumblr that’s like “me when i see Loki looking at the Tesseract” and then its that pic of Michael Scott with the “[softly]: don’t” caption and bitch if that ain’t me
  • i was robbed of that hug scene:
    • Thor: “If you were here i might actually hug you.” 
    • Loki: *catches the thing*
    • Loki: “I’m here.”
    • Me: “HUG HIM
  • Thor’s dorky little wave to the Asgardians at the end

wow that was really long but i just rly like this movie and will probably see it 8 more times


I was offered money to not make this one

Previous Remixes: Mercy Soldier:76 Lúcio Genji (kind of) Reaper Junkrat Symmetra

anonymous asked:

hey sabre do you know any like medieval stony au! :3

You’re…trolling me, right?  LOL, weeeeeellll…Okay, so since there aren’t a ton of these, I included some that are more “historical” or “fantasy” than purely medieval-esque.  Enjoy!


So Strong a Thing by orphan_account: Sir Stephen Rogyrs is a farm boy from a noble family who has fallen on hard times. He dreams of being a knight of the realm, but is too small and unhealthy to be selected at local tryouts, despite his determination.Crown Prince Anthony Edward Stark is the only son of King Howard and Queen Maria Stark, heir to Starkhold in the Avengard realm. He is a genius at alchemy and weaponry, but resents his duties to the throne.Steve and Tony clash at a page tryout, and they unknowingly spark a chain of events leading to a fast friendship and a lifelong love…(Eventually, that is.)

Adamant by whizzy:  Anthony Stark, Lord of the city of Mainhett, undertakes an expedition to recover the lost shield of a legendary paladin.

The Road to the Grail is Paved With Hermits by Lenalena: Steve has gotten himself stuck in the Middle Ages and he is desperately waiting to be rescued. After more than a year, he hears about a red and gold flying demon that has dared all of King Arthur’s knights to come challenge it. He hopes this means that Iron Man has come for him, so that all he needs to do is find Tony and get out of this place. Simple, right?Tony didn’t even know where he would end up, when he went after Steve. It’s not been an easy adjustment for him, to put it mildly. And once he has figured out how to find Steve in this primitive shit show, how the hell is going to get him back home?

Worth His Weight by chubbychoco:  King Stark has been offered a rare and valuable gift - a virgin slave, trained but untouched, for him to use in any way he sees fit. But despite the awful rumors surrounding his reign, he may not be as horrible as Steve has heard.

The Man with the Clockwork Heart by indigostohelit:  A de-anon (finally) from the capkink meme. His village destroyed by the northern Empire, Steve Rogers is sold as a slave to Lord Tony Stark, a man with no heart but a ticking clockwork machine inside his chest. He’s been told that Lord Stark takes pleasure slaves, and bitter, grieving, and terrified, he expects nothing more of a northerner. But months pass, and Stark does nothing. In a rapidly unfolding chaos of scheming politics and a clockwork world, Steve begins to wonder what sort of man Stark is– and whether he’d mind being a pleasure slave at all.

A Long Way to Go by duc: a historical AU where Tony is a young nobleman who is kidnapped and sold into slavery by business rivals, and Steve is some kind of warrior who purchases him either for armour care or because he says he can build trebuchets or something. Tony assumes he’ll also be performing sex slave duties, and when Steve turns out to find banging people who are technically his property off-putting, Tony gets quite irritable and demands to be taken advantage of.

False Accusations by greeneyedmonster: While trying to escape false accusations made by fellow Senators, Stephen runs, literally, into Consul Antonius Stark.Rather than landing in the dungeons, he finds himself in bed with the devastatingly charming man, and in no hurry to leave any time soon.

The Plague of York by deadeyeboy:  Two hundred years ago, Captain Steve Rogers was a legendary war hero, the last and only subject of an experiment to imbue humans with monster blood in order to create the perfect soldier. Now, recovered from the ice of the Northern Sea, he is the leader of one of York’s most formidable monster hunting teams, the Ultimates, who are charged with the nonlethal capture and containment of monsters who go feral.

Genuflect by @some-blue-jack:  (WIP)  “You called for me, Your Majesty,” Steve said, leather creaking as he adjusted his sword and shield in order to go down to one knee. He waited for Tony’s permission to rise.

Second Nature by @winterstar95: Tony’s world shatters in increments. An assassination attempt nearly kills him, but that isn’t what’s tearing him apart - it’s losing Steve to his omega nature - to the warrior rage, to the need to find the assassins and destroy them. The people behind the assassination attempt have other plans - plans that could break Tony’s and Steve’s newly formed alpha-omega bond.Tony and Steve may be only just starting on their journey together as bondmates, but their souls have been intertwined for centuries…is their fate sealed? Will they suffer what’s happened in the past or will they and their bond survive?

His “Damsel-NOT-In Distress” by JoFrez:  Steve was the prince of S.H.I.E.L.D and he had always gotten what he wanted. And love was never a question he needed answered when suitors pile up one after another. But when he encountered a mysterious man on one of his patrols, Steve was about to have his life turned around.

Take Me, I’m Yours! by xDinahQueenx:  Fill for the Avengers kink meme on DW: a historical AU where Tony is a young nobleman who is kidnapped and sold into slavery by business rivals, and Steve is some kind of warrior who purchases him either for armour care or because he says he can build trebuchets or something. Tony assumes he’ll also be performing sex slave duties, and when Steve turns out to find banging people who are technically his property off-putting, Tony gets quite irritable and demands to be taken advantage of.

The Emperor’s Fury by valtyr:   Steve is an ex-gladiator. Tony wears a toga. Together, they litigate civil cases. Also a surprising amount of boating.  (not even close to medieval, but whatever)

Knight’s Tale by orphan_account:  In which Tony is the prettiest princess, and Steve is the most oblivious knight, and there are parodied cliches and witches and towers and dragons galore.

Rules of Engagement by @kiyaar:  (WiP) Captain Anthony Stark is hired by one Baron Zemo to retrieve a priceless treasure somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland.He gets a lot more than he bargained for.

The Pillars of Hercules by valtyr:  In 1584, Don Antonio Stark de Cerrara sets sail from Cadiz. But as they approach the Straits of Gibraltar, they’re intercepted by the English privateer Sir Stephen Rogers, who has his sights set not on their cargo - but on Don Antonio himself.  (Not medieval, but historical and you should read it!)

just another drop in the ocean by lincesque:  Captain Steven Rogers of the Imperial Navy had one mission: to locate the notorious pirate ship, the Ironheart, and capture her mysterious captain, a man known only as ‘Tony’.  (blah, blah, not medieval, but…)

Breaker of Horses by @sineala:   What do you do when the Roman Empire you were raised to love consigns you to the sands of the arena? Antonius is a prince of the Dacians, captured in war and sold as a gladiator. He yearns for his freedom. Stephanos – the last living centaur – is his fellow slave and trainer. Centuries old, disillusioned by a Rome that has become a shadow of itself, Stephanos has all but given up on life… until he meets Antonius, and both of their lives are forever changed.  (Also not medieval, but Centaurs!)

All the Reasons We Shouldn’t Work by MiniRaven:  Steve is a knight of Midgard. Tony is a dragon. They should be mortal enemies. Yet despite secret identities, magic, and fighting mind controlled friend back from the dead, Steve and Tony somehow make it work.

My Life Belongs to My Country, but My Heart Will Always Be Yours by Renai_chan:  Crown Prince Anthony of Stark tries to keep his relationship with Sir Steven Rogers a secret from his father, but when Archduke Obadiah Stane is assigned to be his guardian in the king’s absence, their relationship becomes Obadiah’s leverage for control.

The King’s Mate by @saved-by-the-notepad:  (WiP) Steve doesn’t believe in rushed marriages and knows that he can find his mate if he’s given the time. The Council disagree, seeing as Steve is a king who needs a worthy partner by his side. Especially when he needs to be married by the age of twenty-five. Steve is twenty-three and running out of time.Tony has been forced into a betrothal with an alpha who only sees him as a object and a tool. He has fought and protested but no one listens due to his omega status. All Tony wants is to be free and live life the way he wants, free from the restraints of what an omega should be.Then it all changes when their worlds collide, for the better and for the worst.

As Constant as a Star by @astadi:  The Swan Princess AUAs young children, Prince Anthony and Princess Natasha of neighboring Midgardian kingdoms are betrothed, and spend their summers together every year until they are wed. Tony adores his headstrong friend Nat: it’s her scowly little companion Steve he’s not thrilled about at first. But soon Steve goes from being a thorn in Tony’s side to being his dearest friend – and much, much more than that. Despite Steve feeling the same way about Tony, the pair still dance around each other for years as Steve struggles to accept his feelings for another man: especially one already betrothed to another. Not to mention that Tony is a prince, and Steve is nothing but a squire.But before they can make peace, Tony is kidnapped and dragged into the beginnings of another conflict in the nearby magical kingdom of Asgard – he really hates magic. With his potential usefulness diminishing by the day, Tony races to escape even as Steve, Natasha, and their friends race to find him and bring him home.And—just to make matters worse—Tony has been trapped by a powerful spell and turned into a swan, of all creatures. He really, really hates magic.

The Little Glass Screwdriver by @stark-spangled-lovers:  When Prince Steven is forced to find himself a bride, true love gets in the way. As the night of the grand ball unfolds, the prince meets a mysterious knight who might just change his entire life in a way he could have never imagined.**Cinderella AU**

Waking the Dragon by tsukinofaerii:  Since humanity first started spreading across the land, pushing dragons back by sheer numbers, tensions have been high between the species. War is nearly endless, and Prince Tony, the half-human heir of the dragons, is sick of it. When King Howard of the dragons is poisoned, the fate of everything sits in the balance. In desperation to save his own life and to prevent decades of fighting over the throne, Tony sets off to find a cure.Down in the foothills, Legati Steven of the human army finds himself with a missing friend and assassin, a suspiciously cagy adviser to the ruler and a desperate need to be less interesting. In the interests of scuttling his own career, he starts on his own mission to find his answers. When he runs into Tony, they discover just how complicated things really are.

Claiming a Fallen Prince by AgentC:   Steve rises up to take the throne after winning against Stane’s Regency. However, as custom dictates, he must claim someone of the old regime in order to fully gain his rightful place. His eyes are set on only one–the fallen prince, Tony.

The Royal Circle by Darkyu:   True love is not always a blessing when you have to hide it from the world. That doesn’t mean it isn’t worth it for Steven and Anthony, though.

Holding Out For A Hero by @wordsplat:   When Tony was a prince and Steve was his manservant, they were young and reckless and hopelessly in love. But an attack on Tony’s life convinces Steve that he can’t protect Tony, so he leaves in the dead of night to train until he can. Ten years later, Steve returns to the kingdom a strong and able knight, but his king is both furious and broken-hearted.

The Bold and the Restless by @shetlandowl:   In feudal England, the wealthy lords & assorted gentry occasionally entertained themselves by pranking their neighbors. Lord Steve was no different, if not wilier than most.

The Weight of Armor by @the-vorkosigan:   Steve is mysteriously kidnapped. His Avengers are worried. Or: a post-Arthurian AU, with knights and kings and swords, evil sorcerers, half-giants out of Wales, and two certain idiots who don’t realize they are in love.

Man of Iron–The Changeling Prince by justanotherpipedream:  Captain Steve Rogers first wandered into Stark’s Emporium to get a potion to help his ailing mother. He didn’t realize that it was run by the infamous Man of Iron, the former head inventor of the King’s court. With mechanical wings (and a mechanical heart), Tony recruits the Captain to help him seek ingredients in the south forest - where the unprepared perish and rich men hire caravans to protect them from the creatures within.

The Ghosts of War by @scifigrl47:   Steven Rogers never wanted to be king, but he knows his duty, and he does it well. Lord Tony Stark, the king’s appointed consort, does his duty as well, even though he’d enjoy his duty more if it actually involved sleeping with the king. As it doesn’t, he’s just resigned. The war that made Steve king and cost him nearly everything may be over, but a meeting of old enemies might stir up some ghosts none of them are prepared for.

Beyond by sara_holmes: (WiP) Even though nobody knows it, Westeros is at breaking point. The power of the Starks and King’s Landing is waning, Rumlow’s Dreadfort grows in strength in the North and the Maximoffs across the Narrow Sea are not as far away as they seem.Featuring! Accidental Lord Commander Clint and his pet direwolf, disillusioned Kingsguard Steve, disinterested Heir-to-the-Throne Tony, a whole gang of badass ladies, mercenaries that are probably more trouble than they are worth and more cameos than you can shake a stick at.

And not to be outdone…

A Higher Form of War by sabrecmc:  Tony is a King with a surprising number of people out to kill him. Steve and the rest of the Avengers are fighting for Pierce’s rebellion and end up with Tony as their prisoner. Oops.Basically one of those bodice-ripping romance novels I don’t read (ahem) but with far more gay.

Coda to A Higher Form of War Part I and Part II by sabrecmc: Anon requested something from A Higher Form of War, specifically dealing with Steve’s scars. I took that as both physical and otherwise.Wherein Steve’s issues have issues, Bucky is the head cheerleader for Team Tony, and Tony does everything right.Set a few months after the end of the main fic and years prior to the epilogue.If you have not read that fic, I cannot imagine any of this will make a bit of sense.

The Prize by sabrecmc (WiP):  Steve ends up as a concubine in the royal harem.

Prima Nocta by sabrecmc:   This was a Thank You Fic request for Anon, who wanted to incorporate Tony’s reference in AoU to prima nocta and bottom!Steve. Please note that, despite the premise, there is no non-con between Steve and Tony. Took me a while to think of how to do that, but here we are. There is definitely gratuitous fetishization of Steve’s virginity, however. If that bothers you. If not, pull up a chair and enjoy.

This week I decided to do something a little different–video recs instead of fic recs! Which will return next week, but today I wanted to cry over STAR WARS videos for awhile and, sure, there’s some absolutely hilarious vids or really exciting, awesome vids, too! But there’s also a bunch of them that totally put tears in my eyes because why are you like this, Star Wars?

Long post under the cut!  (Categories:  Humor, The Sads, Shipper, Meta, Awesome, Serious Fanvids)
(Last updated:  2017.06.28)


Fuck This Shit, sequel trilogy
  I thought, okay, I’m going to rewatch this one to write a quick rec, I’m not going to laugh this time. I STILL BURST OUT LAUGHING, even knowing it was coming.
Firework, sequel trilogy/cast
   I laugh every single time I watch this video, this is it, this is me as a Star Wars fan. It’s one of those that takes a serious moment and puts a fun song over it and the result is magic.
Turn Down For What, prequel trilogy
   I will rewatch Satine’s epic speech with dramatic background music every time.
Palpatine Shooting Stars + Shooting Star, prequel trilogy, original trilogy, sequel trilogy
   I love this song more and more every time I see these videos, they’re hilarious. It’s kind of the epitome of meme culture but goddamn if it doesn’t make me genuinely laugh.
BLOCKED, prequel trilogy
   Never has this been so accurate. 

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Jungkook Boyfriend Material

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Out of Bed

  • he first appeared silent, mysterious 
  • at least when you first meet him
  • he’ll tend to stare at you from afar quite a bit
  • u werent really sure whether he was oddly intrigued by u or hated you
  • … u were more inclined towards the latter
  • come to find out later he was just too afraid to approach you 
  • he was actually the exact opposite of what u initially thought
  • he was an open book 
  • ot mysterious in the slightest or silent for that matter
  • he would be rather awkward towards you at first bc he just thought u were so pretty anf also !!ah !!! female
  • especially when he was around tae or jimin 
  • lots of tickle fights with you either letting him win or him using his strength to pin you down
  • and then he would kiss you on the lips that lil happy bunny grin of his would form on his face
  • there would also be lots of fort building and staying inside the house for movies and cuddles
  • your relationship would be the perfect kind of cutesy it wouldnt be the unbearable kind like some relationships are but more the relationship goals kind
  • there would in general be a lot of teasing between the two of u
  • and memeing 
  • so much meMEING
  • you guys would make stupid faces at each other p much 24/7 
  • but also macho jungkook where he calls you his baby girl and insists upon taking care of you
  • also him showing off his muscles to u and lowkey wanting you to call him strong and manly and be a lil turned on
  • also he would be v possessive 
  • he would defs be the jealous type
  • “You’re mine and no one elses. Never forget that.”
  • cherishing you entirely and completely because your actually his everything even if he does tease you quite a bit

Originally posted by mvssmedia

In Bed

  • once again very possessive
  • calling you baby girl
  • rough sex
  • though not really the daddy type unless you were to specifically ask him for something like that
  • he would defs play the role well though if he knew you were into that ;)
  • a lot of grunting and groaning with each thrust
  • stuttering your name when you sucked him off
  • going completely silent when he cums only to shudder and moan after
  • lots of dirty talk
  • sucking on his fingers before and after he fingers you
  • “Baby, you’re cum taste so sweet”
  • he would be into roleplay
  • especially cop jungkook and professor jungkook
  • public teasing
  • nothing too over the top tho 
  • just grabbing your inner thigh maybe his hand accidentally slipping up your dress and into ur underwear every so often
  • lots and lots of hot makeout sessions that start innocent but lead to rough couch or floor sex
  • him fucking you from behind against a wall
  • fucking you on the kitchen island
  • him holding you up against the wall and fucking you from the front
  • him loving blowjobs
  • coercing you into giving him blowjobs by promising to make you feel just as good afterwards
  • him being sneaky and eating you out and the slyly suggesting a blowjob as payment
  • knotting his fingers in your hair and closing his eyes when your tongue glides down his shaft
  • getting hard-ons during casual movie and cuddle nights and trying to contain it but later takes out his built up frustrations on u instead of watching the movie

requested by anonymous hope u enjoyeddd :)

~Admin S

The greatest trick the internet played on itself was thinking it was subversive and unruly. But your average 4Chan post has all the forged renegade edge of bathroom graffiti in Tom Morello’s studio mansion. Take the most popular symbol of online rebellion: the Guy Fawkes mask.

Quick tip to any revolutionaries out there: If a side effect of your anti-establishment movement is that Warner Brothers makes a cool $600,000 in merchandise sales … you might want to rethink your approach. Because that’s absolutely what happened in 2011 when over 100,000 of these masks were being sold annually.

And this is just the tip of the jagged and ironic iceberg. Remember that Trollface meme? The one that was originally created to make fun of trolls? Well the guy behind that actually copyrighted it – and has since made an equally cool $100,000 in licensing fees and settlements. For as they are inorganic, unoriginal, and attention-desperate, memes are also extremely corporate. And to further expose that irony-berg, the swell of legal interest has to do with how lawlessly they were first conceived. You see… it turns out that you can’t just use an image you don’t own without there being some kind of judicial consequence. Especially when it’s of a person. Star Wars Kid, Scumbag Stacy, Good Girl Gina – these have all resulted in takedown requests, lawsuits, and ruined lives. Not to mention all the memes that originated from TV and movies.

To recap: Memes were created by a “free” internet using stolen pictures, those images became the subject of copyright and harassment lawsuits, and as a result the meme world became more corporately owned and mainstream. This led to the final nail in the coffin – for where there is money and sweet youth blood, there are inevitably politicians

Memes You Probably Helped Spread Are Secretly Propaganda

Reality Bites Me - Veronica Lodge x Reader

Warnings: Really light swearing

Request by @riverdalexoxo : Hey, can you do a Veronica x reader where Veronica is angry at the reader bc she forgot an anniversary and she makes the reader sleep on the couch but they make up at the end with a lot of ~kisses~ thank you ur awesome ilu

I really hope you like this :) ilu2

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Meet Your Overwatch Quick Play Team
  • Genji: either there's an enemy Bastion they're trying to counter, or this person thinks they're pro and will definitely waste your time; cried for 5 hours when Genji got nerfed
  • McCree: really good at hitting crack shots and somehow manages to get at least three people with Deadeye every time; alternatively, they could be almost unspeakably bad at landing shots
  • Pharah: JUSTICE RAAAAI--AUGH! every goddamn time; on the other hand, if you politely tell them to flank before ulting, they'll probably listen and improve, because they're usually decent people
  • Reaper: they don't know the meaning of "teamwork" and honestly believe their teleport is silent; they'll queue in last and choose Reaper when there's still no healer
  • Soldier 76: takes the game way too seriously but never bothers to focus the enemy Pharah; almost always uses their Biotic Field selfishly with few exceptions
  • Tracer: is actually pretty good about staying alive on their own and harassing the enemy team; on the other hand, they might be terrible and constantly spam "Need healing!" from across the entire map and can never stick their ult to anyone
  • Bastion: can't seem to figure out that Genji's Deflect will absolutely destroy them if they keep shooting; alternatively, they might save the game, but they'll definitely steal the POTG in the process
  • Hanzo: has a foot fetish and can't seem to stop aiming for the enemy's feet, but loves it because the hitboxes are ridiculously big; definitely hates your team and will refuse to switch heroes even if they're unbelievably bad
  • Junkrat: previously played Demoman exclusively in TF2, and is here to fuck shit up for the enemy team; you GUESS they're pretty good, but their ult always steals the POTG
  • Mei: they're either spot-on with their Ice Wall, protecting your team from nearly every enemy ult, or they can't aim for shit and always end up blocking your team in terrible spots
  • Torbjörn: *announcer voice* Play of the Game *footage of Torbjörn's corpse next to his turret, which manages a quadruple kill before someone blows it up*; Defense Torbjörns hate themselves, and Attack Torbjörns hate their entire team
  • Widowmaker: there's a teeny tiny chance that they're actually a pro and can land all sorts of insane shots; more likely, however, they're unspeakably bad and turn your game into a 5v6
  • thinks that is a front-line tank and an acceptable stand-in for Reinhardt; doesn't understand the meaning of "disruption tank", but tries their best anyways
  • Reinhardt: a team player, but also kind of an egotistical asshole when they manage to get POTG; they'll protect you, sure, but they won't hesitate to blame the healer for a lousy game
  • Roadhog: is either an excellent enemy harasser who always lands their hook, or is the only tank on your team when attacking on Volskaya; often forgets about their self-heal
  • Winston: thinks Harambe memes are the best, and is generally a fairly good addition to your team to counter Tracer, Symmetra, or those damn enemy snipers that your Hanzo/Widowmaker can't ever seem to take care of
  • Zarya: is always there for you, shielding you at just the right moment, and doesn't get enough love; alternatively, they don't know how to aim with their secondary fire
  • Lúcio: probably a salty Mercy main who just needs a break; they'll be there for your team, and if everyone else dies during Overtime, count on them doing a panicked yet determined Payload Dance™
  • Mercy: is completely numb to the suffering of their teammates spamming "Need healing!" from 50 miles away; drinks straight vodka and does their best, but never gets enough appreciation from solo queues despite almost always carrying the team to victory
  • Ana: loves the idea of being a support sniper, and is pretty damn good at it, always landing their shots and grenades to keep the team alive; the resident team grandma, complete with freshly baked cookies
  • Symmetra: likes making "death chambers" with their turrets and miraculously manages to keep their teleporter up for a decent amount of time; alternatively, they may be the worst teammate and never seem to have their teleporter
  • Zenyatta: doesn't seem to understand that Zenyatta is always best when paired with another healer; singlehandedly wrecks the enemy team with their Discord orb, but can't manage to keep the team alive on their own

solverne  asked:

9 or 12 for the draw meme? :D

9. Them as a tiny six year old cutie-patoot.

I’m sorry her 6 year old is not cute, because that year was hell for Athelas. ;—-;

12. An AU!

Modern AU where she is waiting for le hubby (Solas, in case you’re wondering) for a date night! This design is actually from a short comic that I will post soon.

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Seventeen as Haikyuu!! Characters.

S.Coups - Daichi

Papa Coups & Dadchi, this comparison was impossible to not make. Both have very gentle, strong natures that allow them to be wonderful leaders but behind that is deep caring and love for their crews and a slight dorkiness that captures everyone’s hearts. They both have that sexy vibe (*cough*daddy*cough*), and of course they are both super sporty (I know its a sports anime, but they both have them thighs, so you know what I mean)

Jeonghan - Oikawa

Both make the initial impression of being absolutely stunning, but don’t let that fool you. Both are people who love to get their own way, and they are more than a little manipulative of the people around. They are both very dedicated to their careers and they work hard to be the best. Both love knowing they are loved (Dino nugu aegi?) and they seem to thrive on it.

Joshua - Suga

Both seem to be the peace makers of their groups, they have a very peaceful aura about them and they seem to calm situations. They are both very charismatic and everyone seems to love them, and they are natural leaders who can guide a group to a goal. They are both very talented but somewhat underrated, but they seem to be happy to take a backseat and provide support when it’s needed.

Jun - Ennoshita

In the exact same way people seem to forget about Ennoshita, poor Jun is always being blocked by those logos. Both have a more chilled, laid back kind of energy and so you don’t always notice them at first. Ennoshita doesn’t play often, and we all know Jun isn’t getting all the lines he deserves (and yes I am bitter about it) but when they DO come forward you can bet everyone is screaming and cheering and routing for them to be amazing!

Hoshi - Nishinoya

H y p e boys with 10/10 energy, enough to fuel their whole team. Both are ESSENTIAL members of their team, Noya being the Guardian of Karasuno and Hoshi being the choreographer of a lot of their dances. They are both older members of their team who act like they’re younger. Both seem to be full of endless positivity, and their enthusiasm boosts their whole team and amps them up. I can also totally see Hoshi screaming if Dino complimented him, then taking him for ice cream.

Wonwoo - Tsukishima

Both of these boys initially come off as quiet, sassy string beans but we all know beneath that is a lot of squish (Wonwoo in general, and Tsukki with his dinosaurs and Yams). Both are known for not reacting emotionally to things, and both are confident in themselves. Both are also super important to their teams- Tsukki is a blocking genius and Wonwoo has a unique and lovely voice.

Woozi - Kenma

There are so many similarities between these two, I don’t know where to start. Obviously, they are both smol and totally cute (something neither of them seem thrilled about. I mean. Just look at their faces) and they both make everyone who sees them say “aww!” and call them cute. But both are very lowkey and are happy to not have attention on them. Woozi is the genius who writes Seventeen’s songs, and Kenma is his teams genius setter. They both have killer sassy/unimpressed faces.

DK - Asahi

(I didn’t realise how similar they looked until I put these photos together lmao)
Ok so!! Both are such gentle giants with dark hair. They both are so caring and kind and absolutely everyone loves them and wants to protect them. Both seem to take it upon themselves to make others happy- DK jokes around and acts like an idiot, whilst Asahi places immense pressure on himself to be an amazing ace. Both are also super!!! talented!!! Asahi with his amazing spikes and DK with his wonderful high voice.

Mingyu - Kurro

Both tall. Both devilishly handsome. Both gotta stop it. Both of these guys are super charismatic, their personalities are infectious and kinda goofy. They mess around, make jokes and make people laugh. They are also both pretty soft. Kurro loves Kenma more than most things, and Mingyu is like a mom in Seventeen who takes care of the other members. Also lets not forget MingyuxWonwoo and KurroxTsukki, they both have some strong bromances.

The8 - Kageyama

Both are super talented and blow people away with their skills. Initially, they might both seem a little… unapproachable? They don’t spend all of their time smiling, I’d say. But both are actually pretty soft (Kags with Hinata and The8 with Jun). They both work really hard at their skills, and both are perfectly sassy and lovable. 

Seungkwan - Bokuto

Both of these guys are loud, expressive and totally dramatic. We’ve seen Seungkwan’s explosions- “What are you doing?” “Kimbap be kidding” “Oh- so genius!” and obviously Bokuto is just a loud fellow. Both are also super enthusiastic about what they love, Seungkwan is loud and crazy when singing and dancing and Bokuto is loud and enthusiastic about vollyball. (Can anyone else totally see Bokuto running around the gym screaming “Jasmine!” and grabbing the other members?)

Vernon - Lev

Both of these guys are totally different to how they first appear. At first Lev seems cold, tall, scary and intimidating but in fact he is a giant toll who loves kittens and is clumsy and awkward. Whilst Vernon seems like a total fuckboy but he is actually a youthful meme. Both are actually totally goofy and silly and kind with their friends, and both are pretty cuddly guys.

Dino - Hinata

Both young, smol and totally enthusiastic. AND SUPER FREAKING CUTE OH MY GOD (Im fine, it’s ok). Both have so much raw enthusiasm for what they love, so much so that they are willing to work unbelievably hard to achieve their goals. Dino is an amazing dancer and is always improving, and Hinata is totally ace material and he improves so much over the seasons. Also everyone just really loves them and wants them to do well, they turn everyone into proud mothers and fathers.

☼ Iris

Okay but guys, hear me out

OT4 with Matt, Hunk, Keith and Lotor

“But Tanya!” I hear you scream, “That couldn’t possibly work?”

Ssshhh just…just listen.

Keith had always had a crush on Hunk okay. Like he’s such a sapiosexual and Hunk is so smart and so round pls protect this boy. He confesses to Hunk and surprise Hunk really likes him too?? What?? So they start dating and its just the two of them for the Longest Time.

Then Matt comes along and he kind of crushes on our Sunflower boy too? He’s so smart and makes the best milkshakes! But wait, oh no he’s taken by this drop dead gorgeous man that he also kind of has a crush on but Matt isn’t the kind of guy to come between couples so he just…doesn’t (my poor meme son).

Until he’s approached by the two of them!! What??? Yes! As it turns out the two of them kind of liked Matt too and they knew that Matt liked them because Pidge told Hunk (Matt decides to have Words with her later). So anyway they try it out and it’s kind of new but exciting because Keith has more people to hold when he feels lonely and Hunk has more people to love and Matt has more people to cherish i love my sons okay.

Then (DUN DUN DUN!!!) Lotor comes a-knocking on Team Voltron’s door.

“Yeah, um everyone hates me so can i chill with you guys kthnx”

it’s really rocky from the start.

Immediately Keith HATES him. He can’t stand being in the same vicinity of the guy that had caused such mayhem and panic within the team. And to add insult to injury this guy had the audacity to SAVE him? Yeah, thanks but no thanks.

Matt doesn’t like him either, but not as intensely as Keith. He’s just really wary of him.

Hunk is also kind of cautious, who wouldn’t be? But he’s willing to put his doubt aside if it means having a potentially good ally for team voltron.

But one day he sees him kind of…dejected? Like Lotor usually carries himself really well but while Hunk was on his way to ask Coran about some castle maintenance thing he sees Lotor with his walls down. He brings him ice cream as a peace offering because honestly Hunk knows a cry for help when he sees one.

Lotor accepts it warily, but once finding out it isn’t in fact poison he eats it. He doesn’t say what’s wrong (my onion husband is too proud for that, bless his soul) but he feels a tiny bit better and before he leaves he kind of…pats Hunk’s shoulder awkwardly and thanks him for the company and the ice-cream and is off on his merry way.

It becomes a kind of pass time for them.

When Matt is too busy catching up with Pidge and Keith is training Hunk talks to Lotor about earth culture.

“You have TEN toes? Really???”

“Tell me more about birthdays.”

“Wait, some humans…vote??? For their ruler???”

And they get closer and Lotor is slowly falling for our Sunshine boy (how could he not tbh?). But he’s kind of confused because what are these emotions? Because he feels the need to aggressively hug and protect this pure specimen but at the same time like…kiss him?

And Keith and Matt notice after a while. Like they knew Hunk and Lotor were hanging out since Hunk wouldn’t, you know, let them tell him who not to hang out with? But they also notice the lingering glances they give each other, the shoulder touches that are a bit TOO long in duration and the way Lotor only really smiled and not smirk whenever Hunk was around.

So anyway Lotor kind of asks in an awkwardly regal way to Hunk “I would like to court you, if you’d allow me?”

And Hunk kind of short circuits because yeah sure he really liked Lotor too but he had Keith and Matt, surely that was enough (it wasn’t).

So he talks to Keith and Matt about it “But if you’re not cool with it its totally fine.”

But Keith and Matt both know their boy is pining HARD for Lotor. They don’t necessarily mind if he wanted to date someone else, Hunk has so much love to give after all. But did it have to be HIM? Not Shiro? Or Lance? Or Allura?

Matt gives in easily since he’s more easy going and sees that Lotor is really trying to make an effort. Keith on the other hand? Not so much.

Like yeah, they date but if Keith and Hunk talk in the same room and Lotor arrives Keith leaves immediately.

Anyway while Matt and Hunk are tinkering around with the communications system and having a laugh Lotor arrives with flowers for Hunk. Then he’s really intrigued by the system and how it works so Matt and Hunk both explain it to him excitedly and talk about their various upgrades. Matt discovers just how cool Lotor actually is when he offers input and listens intently when they talk. So yeah, he can kind of see why Hunk was so smitten with the purple Galra and initiates more conversations with him in the future.

It took a long time for Keith to warm up to Lotor. One day while he was fighting the gladiator bots, Lotor joined in. Wordlessly they annihilated every single one of them (Coran was really upset). That was when Lotor offered to spar. Keith accepts because why would he ever pass up the opportunity to beat the shit out of him?

Except, wait, no they’re evenly matched? What? They fight very differently - Lotor is all about precision and thinking ahead and Keith is all about thinking on his feet and letting instincts drive him. So after they tire out and calling a draw and having new found respect for each other they have water and Keith is all like

“Not bad for a Galra.”


“Wait, what? I’m half Galra too!”

And they have this weird moment because what? They’re kind of similar?

“And don’t you hate it when people alienate you because you’re different?”

“Dude, all the time! Allura wouldn’t talk to me for weeks.”

“Come back to me when it’s over 500 years.”

And there’s a soft laughter because finally someone GETS IT and why did he ever hate Lotor before? Hunk was right the whole time, this guy was actually decent and intelligent and witty and gosh he owed his boyfriend the biggest apology.

Fast forward a few months and they all get to know each other better and then Matt and Keith suggest that Hunk invite Lotor into their little circle because they liked having him around and talking to him and Hunk is like ‘Yes, good, even more love. I like this’ so yeah that’s how Lotor would start dating all three of them to make the cutest OT4 of all time, thank you for coming to my TED talk.

anonymous asked:

You know... sometimes I think people make Ignis out to be more stiff than need be. He is serious, reliable af and chooses fancy words, but he's just a young man. He laughs, he makes peace signs for photos, puns, high fives, fist bumps Noctis, had his glasses stolen by a Chocobo for goodness sake. It's why I like reading posts like Ignis memeing. Sometimes people choose the gallant stiff smart guy approach and boost it to a thousand. Welp, everyone has fun but some Iggy diversity is good stuff.

I 99% agree with you, my anonymous dude! (The 1% is because I’m a shameless thot who’s weak to every version of Ignis.) I do kind of wish that the game had made Ignis and Gladio slightly older to match their faces/builds/voices, but what can you do- and I kind of headcanon it as growing up in wartime (and in the royal court) forcing them to grow up quicker.

But anyway yeah, he speaks very formally compared to the others, and out of the four bros he’s definitely the one most inclined to react with like, Courtly Manners, but he’s also the 22-year-old who makes terrible puns, has an adorable dorky grin, and can’t stop himself from snorting at silly photos of his friends. I know you didn’t technically ask at all, but you caught me in the middle of trying to turn disgustingly self-indulgent headcanons into something readable, so this was a welcome distraction very ready to babble about Ignis, so have (a tiny SFW bit of, because nobody has time for all my shrieking) my personal Ignis headcanon:

  • was already a serious and intelligent child obviously, but grew up under massive pressure to be a good role model for Noct, but under all the eloquence and courtly decorum, there is absolutely a nerd with a terrible sense of humor
  • definitely always has a plan for things, but does get flustered if you throw him off script. gets better at hiding it as he gets older, but there were many moments of like, six-year-old Ignis going NOCTIS NO when Noct is being a typical four-year-old (and at least once when Noct is being a typical sixteen-year-old ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
  • he does thrive under all the pressure for the most part! the verbosity and dignity definitely aren’t just an act for him, they’re a huge part of who he is, but he does tend to shut down under stress- I see him figuring out better coping mechanisms sometime between Brotherhood and pre-departure.
  • at least one of these mechanisms involves dumbass memes, either the really wholesome kind of the absolute dadaist nonsense kind. If Lucis has a reddit equivalent, he’s the commenter with the puns that everyone begrudgingly upvotes
  • he’s so used to being treated as older than he is and being The Capable One in any situation, he lowkey does not know how to react to being taken care of. has a super hard time with not being in control, but also is so easily pleased by people doing things for him. so easy to love I’mma stop before this turns into shipping

so as much as I love Perfect Collected Sex God Ignis, I equally love Awkward Easily Flustered Ignis and Secret Memelord Ignis and even Pocket Spaghetti Ignis thanks Discord. ALL IGNIS(es? ii? opodes?) ARE VALID JUST LEMME READ ABOUT ALL OF THEM Seriously just give me all the Ignis content and I’ll be a happy Kaelyn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m sorry this got way longer than you probably wanted but

anonymous asked:

Howdy, any slave Tony recs? Or obie wins and hides/sells tony

There are some good ones out there, though obviously, heed the warnings. But, here you go!  


The Darkness I Know So Well (Too Well) by Avengerz: Tony Stark is an Omega in a world where that makes him little more than a slave. And Obadiah Stane is his owner.This was never going to end well.

A Long Way to Go by duc:  a historical AU where Tony is a young nobleman who is kidnapped and sold into slavery by business rivals, and Steve is some kind of warrior who purchases him either for armour care or because he says he can build trebuchets or something. Tony assumes he’ll also be performing sex slave duties, and when Steve turns out to find banging people who are technically his property off-putting, Tony gets quite irritable and demands to be taken advantage of.

today when persimmons ripen by FluffyPanda:  The newly crowned ruler of Illyra sends Prince Steven a gift: his brother.

Claiming a Fallen Prince by Agent C:   Steve rises up to take the throne after winning against Stane’s Regency. However, as custom dictates, he must claim someone of the old regime in order to fully gain his rightful place. His eyes are set on only one–the fallen prince, Tony.

Breaker of Horses by @sineala:   What do you do when the Roman Empire you were raised to love consigns you to the sands of the arena? Antonius is a prince of the Dacians, captured in war and sold as a gladiator. He yearns for his freedom. Stephanos – the last living centaur – is his fellow slave and trainer. Centuries old, disillusioned by a Rome that has become a shadow of itself, Stephanos has all but given up on life… until he meets Antonius, and both of their lives are forever changed.

Loki’s Prize by Saiya_tina:  Loki won the fight against the Avengers. He decides to partake in a victory celebration with part of the spoils.

In Your Service by Renai_chan:  The world is in ruins, and Tony can no longer be Iron Man, but he’s still a hero, and when the world’s survival depends on him, he’s going to do whatever it takes, no matter what the cost.

Take Me, I’m Yours! by xDinahQueenx:  Fill for the Avengers kink meme on DW: a historical AU where Tony is a young nobleman who is kidnapped and sold into slavery by business rivals, and Steve is some kind of warrior who purchases him either for armour care or because he says he can build trebuchets or something. Tony assumes he’ll also be performing sex slave duties, and when Steve turns out to find banging people who are technically his property off-putting, Tony gets quite irritable and demands to be taken advantage of.

anonymous asked:

Hey I'm a lesbian and I was wondering if you do 2p Nyotalia headcanons. So my question is, how would 2p Nyotalia react to their quiet and sweet significant other having a really fiery temper when angry compared to their usual gentle self?

N!2P!Italy: was not expecting it, but the first time she heard her s/o yell she was proper startled,,,,,,,,,,, she may or may not have broken a kitchen bedside lamp
“hi hello 911 yes there’s been a robbery, this person just stole my heart…” here for it?????
N!2P!Germany: literally just egging them on.. she,,,, she i s making its w or se

Originally posted by vaticofficial

N!2P!Spain: is very confused and kind of turned on??????? ?the p o w e r??/
N!2P!America: “YES KICK MY A S S”
slow blinks at an alarming rate
recites an outdated meme out of fear and surprise
honestly also attracted to it,,,,,, she likes softies that can stand up for themselves

Bathing/Sleeping Headcanon

Please for the recent ask meme u reblogged, could you maybe do Number 3 (Sleeping headcanon) or 5 (bathing/showering headcanon) for victor criss?

Why not both?

Also, unrelated to Vic:

  • Patrick Hockstetter is the kind of person who sings loudly in the shower and drops his shampoo on his foot, so his beautiful singing just turns into cussing.


And to your request: 

Victor Criss Sleeping Headcanons

  • Victor is a delicate angel when he falls asleep.
  • He gets blissed out and he twitches and he clings slightly.
  • If you share a bed with him, he’ll wrap his arms around you and bury his face into your chest like a little doll.
  • He needs all the blankets. He’ll share a bed, but he won’t share the blankets, otherwise he’ll get cold.
    Sometimes he’ll wake up and the mattress will just be gone because Patrick’s the worst.
    He has a nightlight, and though it’s never turned on, he doesn’t have the heart to take it out of the wall.
  • That being said, he only sleeps with Belch or Henry. When he’s not depressed or drunk, he’s a little paranoid, and the idea of falling asleep around others and getting hurt frightens him something terrible.
  • His nightmares are dreadful things. Dark and blurring together the line between reality and horror.
  • One of his worst nightmares features him getting stuffed into some dark cold space by someone who looks like the amalgamation of Henry and Patrick.
  • But his very best dream?
  • He’s standing in the rain with an umbrella, and he’s by the drainpipe for some reason. But then Henry’s there, he’s crossing the stream and he’s happy.
  • In the dream, Vic runs to Henry and drops the umbrella, and Henry picks him up and spins him and kisses him.
  • In the dream, they kiss like they’re in The Notebook but they feel like that scene of the rain in The Shawshank Redemption.
  • For some reason, Henry looks like James Dean and Vic looks like Lana Turner in the dream, but hey, it’s just a dream. Vic shrugs it off and says he’d never be that faggy in real life and he doesn’t like guys.
  • So keep this a secret, alright?
  • That dream is his very favourite.

Victor Criss Bathing Headcanons

  • Victor uses up all the hot water every time.
  • He just sits in the tub with his bony knees above the surface and his eyes closed.
  • He likes to sit in someone’s lap while he’s bathing, though he’ll never admit it, and he only actually did it once, with Patrick, but that’s a whole different set of headcanons, my darling.
  • Vic is the one person who knows what bath bombs are in the 1950s/1990s/insert year here, and has the most aesthetically pleasing baths.
  • He doesn’t take showers because he watched Psycho once and now he’s a paranoid little guy.
  • His mom’s a queen, so she bought every single soap they could afford, so he always smells like heaven.
  • He’s the only boy who has ever heard of conditioner.
  • You know that one moment with Stan and the bath tub?
  • Yeah. Vic’s been too close to experiencing that.
  • Belch knows, and whenever Vic’s taking a bath, he gets a magazine and sits on the toilet lid, just making sure he’s safe.
  • He hates bubble bath solution more than he hates Patrick.

Dear Tumblr Romance Community,

I read two romances recently that were so good that I feel like it will take me time to recover.

One was Meredith Duran’s latest, A Lady’s Code of Misconduct which has the amnesia trope but in a way that works SO WELL. Kind of scary hero turns nice and vulnerable through amnesia and a morally gray area heroine! Also well researched historical stuff!

And today I read The Undateable by Sarah Title which has a lot of feminist themes but is also very rom-com-y and squealy and oh my gosh. The heroine is a librarian who becomes a meme!

Go read these.

Best Wishes