also this describes what my life is right now

                    Jacksepticeye Sentence Starters!
                                           (Some NSFW)

Typical conversation starters:

  •  "Don’t trust anyone, because everybody is a douchebag.“
  • “That shit is so deep, Adele could roll in it.”
  • “That’s not even a word, I’m making up words now, just to describe
  • how terrible my life is!”
  • “I have no idea what I’m doing…”
  • “Mama’s pissed right now…”
  • "I wish I could crush my neighbors with a wall…”  
  • “I don’t know why, but why the fuck not?”
  • “Look at the shadow…that is terrifying.”
  • “Don’t say things you’ll regret…don’t say things people can make fun of you over.”
  • “Oh, that is kinda clever…also kinda annoying.” 
  • "I demand wine. Wine!”
  • “Shh, no tears, only dreams now.”
  • “Something’s up, I can tell.”
  • “I’m complementing you, not trying to get into your pants…”
  • “ I’ve been eating pretzels, they’re so good. Have you ever just opened a bag of salty pretzels and you can’t stop eating them? They’re sooooo good. I want to make love to them…you heard nothing!”

 

Annoyed/Angry:

  • “I actually don’t like seeing you that happy, could you be a little sadder, please?”
  • “I can barley hear you over the sound of how dead you are!”
  • “Could you just stop for five fucking minutes?” 
  • “All I did was kiss your wife…”
  • “You son of a dick!’
  • "Go fuck yourself!”
  • “Go stick your head in a dick!”
  • “Die, you mother fucker!”
  • “That’s bull to the shit!“
  • "I don’t like five, five can go to hell.”
  • “Shut up, I’m talking!”
  • “Hey! Wake up so I can kill you!”
  • “Oh yeah, that’s great….I’m so happy you’re talking to me…”
  • “Here take the phone, it’s your physiatrist, he says you’re an annoying asshole.”

 

NSFW:

  •  "Rome wasn’t built in a day…and neither were babies.“ 
  • "SURPRISE BUTT SEX!”
  • “Do you mind if I fab?”
  • “They’re doing the hover hug.”
    “___, you lookin’ good!”
  • “You guys need a sex swing.”
  • “I’ll finger you, see what happens…”
  • “Did you get that sweet goat ass?”
  • “That’s a boy…stop humping the ground.”
  • “Is this an erotic statue of two men mud wrestling?”
  • “Should I slap the girl on the ass when she comes out?”
  • “Why don’t you take me out to dinner first, before you decide to fuck me?!”

 

Random:

  • “I’m getting smacked with my own snake!”
  • “Look at these plus one biceps!”
  • “I’m a pretty little flower!”   
    “Oh, Jesus Christ, I do have the force!”
  • “That shouldn’t have worked, but it did.”
  • “I’M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON!" 
  • "I like it, how you can see through all the windows." 
  • "I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo.”
  • “That is a nice cauldron, a very fucking nice cauldron…”
  • “So…how you creepy bastards doin’?”
  • “This is not gonna be my first time in the bathroom with a goat in my lifetime, and last time was just as fucking magical." 
  • "You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!”
  • “Um…hello? Yeah, I’m here with two crazy people. Please get me out of here!”

I was tagged by @stardustweare88 (and also @philanthrophic-misanthrope like a miLLION YEARS AGO IM SO SORRY IT GOT LOST IN MY DRAFTS AND THIS JUST REMINDED ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE FORGIVE ME ♥♥♥)

Rules: Using only songs from one artist answer these questions and tag ten people.

Artist: Panic! At The Disco

What’s your gender: She’s a Handsome Woman
Describe yourself: The Good, The Bad And The Dirty
How do you feel: Northern Downpour
If you could go anywhere: House of Memories
Favourite mode of transportation: Behind The Sea
If your life was a tv show: Crazy = Genius
Relationship status: We’re So Starving
Your fear: Always

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Happy father’s day and 51st birthday to David Morrissey!

It’s been 51 years since this man was born. Dave, you’ve been a massive inspiration to me ever since I knew who you were. You’re one of the greatest actors in the world and you manage to take my breath away and leave me speechless every single time. I also admire how much you care for other people and I want to thank you for bringing me together with my Morrisseygirls. It’s almost impossible to find the right words to describe this man. But thank you, David. Thank you for being a part of my life. You truly are fantastic and please don’t ever change.

“I still have those moments when I turn around and think, wow. It’s really important for me to have them, to be thankful for what I’ve got. If someone had shown me the life that I have now, I’d have bitten their arm off for even half of it.” - David Morrissey  

JUST A SMALL ANNOUNCEMENT:

I’ve been doing a LOT of thinking an researching and meditating over the last couple weeks and all of it has led me to this conclusion: I am a genderfluid demigirl!!!!!

Basically, sometimes I feel like a girl and sometimes I feel agender. Other times, I feel woman-aligned but not like a girl exactly. And I’m absolutely not a boy ever.

I’ll undoubtedly continue to reflect on gender (both mine and the whole concept) but this is what I feel really describes me right now. It also helps me wade through all of my experiences with and feelings about my gender throughout my life that I didn’t have the vocabulary or context to understand.

I’m still fine with she/her/hers pronouns but if friends wanna try using ze/zer/zers for me, that would be really helpful as I’m still trying to figure out if any other personal pronouns fit me better! Thanx and love ya 😚😚😚💕💕💕💕