also the bathroom is my writing tag

Sam headcanons !

I may do some more if I’m inspired :0 Also English is not my first langage so please bear with me.


- Sam is really self-conscious about his age. For the reason that he spent 13 years in prison without seeing himself age. If you sneak in the bathroom when he’s in, you’ll probably find him in front of a mirror, touching his wrinkles and muttering ’ Oh, god… it can’t be that bad..’ or ‘How did this happen..?’.

- He puts anti-aging cream in secret, but one day you find out and see the most embarrassed Sam you’ve ever seen. You reassure him by telling him that’s it’s ok if it makes him feel better but that you don’t really care about his wrinkles and actually like them. And also, because of that, he always smells good.

- He also have a lot of shampoo (his favorite being a cherry one). He actually really enjoys to take care of himself.

- He needs a lot of attention. If you have your own room for your work, you’ll have to put a couch in a corner just for him to stay with you. He’ll often sleep on it.

- He calls you baby. Nothing else. Sometimes sweetheart if he feels kind of flirty.

 - He likes to take his time and have lazy days. Back in Panama everything was rushed and scheduled. But if something forces him to stay put and not do anything he’ll hate it. He likes to have control over what he’s doing.

 - He’s very dramatic. If he’s going to bed and you want to stay awake a little longer, he’ll make a tragic pose and whine something like : ‘Well.. I guess I’ll just go. Alone. In the dark. Cold. Well. Goodbye’. If you don’t react he’ll continue until you do.

    *takes a step away* “I’m going now”  *another step* “I’m leaving…”

    And you won’t be able to resist long. (i know i wouldn’t)

- Kisses and hugs for days.

- He belittles himself sometimes. He doesn’t say it directly but occasionnally he’ll make little remarks. And you do the same. You two have very low self-esteem. Everytime one of you lowers themselves, you’ll just hug together a begin a ‘who’s the best’ discussion.

   “You’re so much better than me”

   “What. No. You’re the best.”

   “ You know you are. And even if you don’t, I do.”

- He sings and hums a lot.

- Bad jokes and puns. And you make them too. You two have the worst sense of humor. But you both believe you are very funny. However when you reunite with Nate, Elena and Sully  you understand that it’s actually not the case.

- He doesn’t like cats. You could even say he’s scared of them. He’s really uncomfortable around animals. He likes dogs though, but only when he knows them or when they are very far away.

Blue Confetti

Prompt: The trying times of Sebastian becoming a dad

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader

Genre: Daddy seb and other cute love stuff

Word Count: 4,717

Author’s Note: Idk i was in training and started imaging what Sebastian and babies would be and my heart started hurting so here’s the thing. also i AM working on requests; i have one nearly finished but i needed to get this out so

Your world stops spinning the moment the little white and blue stick sitting on the bathroom counter reveals a little black plus sign. It’s not like you hadn’t planned on having children in the future, but there had always been something about having a small person to take care of that absolutely sent your nerves on fire. Between having to raise the child in a responsible adult and somehow attempting to make sure they grew into a less shitty adult than yourself, it had never been a priority- even when you and Sebastian had begun to talk about having a future together.

You shake the stick in your hand a few times in hopes that it’ll change the result, but when the little symbol only seems to become darker, you force yourself to face the facts. You drop the stick into the trash and cover it up with a few bundles of toilet paper. Something at the back of your mind nags that it could be a false positive, but there’s another feeling deep down that makes you know it’s probably not that.

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All four corners of my dorm room!

It’s a bit empty right now, but it’s really light and clean and spacey and I love it tbh. And I’m so happy to have my own bathroom/shower. Tomorrow I’m gonna go shopping for some furniture and other cozy stuff and I’m so excited! I need all the cozy. This is where I’ll be working on my upcoming fics ;)

(One of my classmates suggested I’d go with blue/orange for matching colors and I only just managed not to fangirl on the outside. I might do it tbh.)