Okay, but hear me out on this: in England, they drank coffee before tea was ever a thing, and tea didn't even really become a thing until the 18th century after getting introduced through coffee houses (where all the great minds for the time met and talked). There are so many GO fics out there where Crowley "introduces" Aziraphale to coffee because he's behind the times, but I bet he actually took ages to come around to liking tea from coffee. Where's my fic where Crowley introduces him to tea??
wheeze oh my god. what if that’s also why he drinks cocoa. because they ran out of coffee or something and crowely tried to get him to drink tea in its place and he was like :^) my dear :^) that newfangled drink is of the devil i’m sure :^) I’ll just drink liquid chocolate instead