Hey, umm, question, is there some sort of vetting procedure to figure out which submissions get posted? Do you decide randomly, or...?
I’ve actually got some editorial guide lines that I follow. A lot of it is your typical stuff like no racism, sexism,homophobia, anti semitism, etc. Then theres some specific things I don’t publish like violence against children, sex workers, or homeless people. I also tend to stay away from quotes that are explicitly or graphically sexual. The list of things I flat out deny is a fluid thing so I could never really give you full details on that, I just decide things on a case by case basis.
As for the quality and comedic value of what gets published, that is a little more random. The only two things I know for sure that get the followers of this blog hyped are 1)Seducing things and 2)asking if things are a free action. Other than those two constants, everything that gets posted here I either legit thought was funny or is just me guessing what the kids these days are laughing at. More of the latter and less of the former. Also I really like to post quotes that mix up rogue and rouge because I love seeing people get worked up over that.
ok so to be very honest with you I actually don’t have a whole lot to write about??? I can give you like bullet points and if you want pictures, my twitter is here. I do have videos. I’ll be uploading that tomorrow if things haven’t already been uploaded.
Our world history teacher is basically our school’s meme. He’s so completely spontaneous and illogical, even though he’s a legit decent teacher. Some of his more memorable quotes are “so let’s talk about drugs, kids!” “Slapedemia/slapedemic all American!”(used intermittently), “Walmart is a necessary evil in our society” and “So in a way, Ozzy Osbourne helped end communism”. He also calls us slaps a lot and buys oranges off the school’s coffee cart, but never eats them. The seniors like to take them off his desk and put them on top of his projector. Last fun facts: he allegedly hates cotton balls and he always has an absurd amount of tabs open on his computer (I’ve counted 23, 32, and someone said that there was once 70)
here’s the scenario: Jehan gives a halloween party with the theme
“fear”. Courfeyrac will pout at anyone who doesn’t try enough for
overcomes his fear and goes as a lawyer, robes and all
Joly might just
go as a plague doctor. Because the
idea that medicine can be so wrong is seriously scary … and also it’s a
symbol of plague but also legit cool medical history
wanted to just wear a crown, but that got a level 2 Pout
from Courf. Enj ended
up being forced to go as Louis in full costume, since his other idea of "a people in bondage" would be
fodder for innuendo for a year
Jehan wears a strict, drab school uniform. No individuality. It still
looks good on them though,because
For the price of being allowed to tailor Jehan’s outfit, Montparnasse sacrificed greatly
doesn’t only wear an ill-fitting suit, but a thriftstore one. That’s worse than bad
normal clothes. It means
you tried, but you failed
came as his Professor Blondeau, as a zombie (this is a very reasonable fear according to him, because no amount of eulogies or imagined deaths can make the man stop teaching)
Éponine comes as a fifties housewife, full getup, curled hair, looks GORGEOUS, all shiny, no agency, her mother’s dream
so …… duchovny/gillovny stans remain remarkably silent, just like DD. all the dumb comments about how he’s totally changed and he’s an ally now and he’s at least more feminist that peter etc., remain dumb and baseless.
how sad that he couldn’t find it within himself to even retweet gillian’s tweets. I guess yay that he’s not slamming her in the press like he did when she was fighting for parity in the 90s. but like dude, come on. how fucking sad that only gillian and annabeth are talking about the writer’s room issue. men remain useless.
maybe its just the tumblr quotes ive been seeing making rounds, but there seems to be this cliche about introversion and having alone time and how other people are just Boring. like i get it solitude is great for exploring ones thoughts and we all need that but sometimes it just feels like people find inherent depth of character to introversion and romanticize being a shut in with no social skills, i feel like this is also a running cliche in the wider literary / classics world
you know what, no? actually? like…no? people on the internet legit romanticize the hell out of romanticizing anyway and it will never stop and introversion is definitely nowhere near being cherished or romanticized enough? it means connecting with yourself and it is not to be mistaken with isolating yourself from the world? solitude for christ’s sake can. never. be toxic. – not conceptually and not realistically. it can never be exploited through words either because it is ever-changing and innerly filtered through each one of us and it’s not some belief or idea jfc it’s NOT a meme; it’s a state of the soul & literature for all the accurate reasons in this universe mercifully pays tribute always to it because…authors with HUMANITY and INTEGRITY feel compelled to do justice to that solitary place which fuels their writing? Idk I do not agree at all with that you’re trying to say here. especially and explicitly about solitude. and I mean..out of all the flat out damaging-to-the-brain cells, idiotic concepts people romanticize on here – you choose to criticize “solitude”? it feels sort of laughable to me, i’m sorry
Guess who’s really deep in Sonic Hell and made a Sonic OC in celebration to Sonic Forces. Hi >w> Yo it’s been like a decade since I ever made a legit Sonic OC so uh. yeah.
So this is Peaches, his personality is still in the works so I don’t have too much knowledge on how he is yet, but I do have some tiny bits about him!
-Giant Sonic fanboy. Inspires to be a helpful individual like Sonic and just wants to be a good person!! Uses the whole ‘what would sonic do’ quote to inspire himself to do the right thing.
-Incapable of feeling pain. He gets covered in bandaids and bandages often due to being a rather reckless boy. He also has difficulty understanding other people in pain… This subject confuses him greatly for obvious reasons lol.
-Acrobatic and loves parkour. You can find him jumpin around on rooftops, trees and whatever else he can climb and hop off of. Due to this very thrilling hobby, he does get hurt a lot and doesn’t notice it (PLEASE WATCH HIM, HE NEEDS SUPERVISION)
-Parents divorced soon as he and his sister moved out to their own place. He felt this comin but his sis didn’t. They’ve both been taking it pretty hard and their own relationship is pretty rocky due to his sister being rather overbearing and him not empathetic enough (he’s not as understanding with his family for a multitude of reasons, I may change this tho vwv).
-Doesn’t wear pants, only big shirts. His spandex shirt and a big ol letterman jacket is his usual get up, otherwise, BIG SHIRTS N SWEATERS!
Since I’m still seeing Superwiki paraded as truth, I present you this. Jules is just taking a guess, guys. And these SeaCon s13 contact discussion vids people are talking about? They don’t exist. @justanotheridijiton can’t find them and if Mel can’t find them then they are simply not out there. And the Jim Michaels quotes outta that Brazilian con confirming j2m2 for s13 contracts are sketchy at best, the man has frequently been wrong before and that’s without translating his words across another language. So…
THERE’S NO LEGIT SOURCE ABOUT MISHA’S SUPPOSED S13 CONTRACT.
For those of you now waiting on Misha’s JIB con response, I’d also like to reminder you, PR is NOT SHOWRUNNING. Misha is likely VERY RESTRICTED on what he can say right now (if he knows he is in the season), tho I’d personally say his general temperament seems positive despite being seemingly very (understandably) tired this year. The next LEGIT info on the season is likely to be outta SDCC 2017, July 20-23. That includes the status of Misha’s contract. I don’t mean to rain on the hope parade I’m just very tired of seeing unchecked speculation being passed off as fact on my dash this morning. Let’s all hope for the best, but please know the truth.
i just want a high school au that like. doesn’t even have to be specifically klance-centered. just mentions that they’re the high school’s power couple.
their senior year there were two prom kings bc everyone wanted them to be co-prom-monarchs.
they’re both top varsity players in football and baseball and super competitive but also disgustingly in love. whoever scores more gets to plan dates.
they’ve been dating for most of high school but they have a running joke so whenever somebody asks “how’s lance/keith?” they deadpan “who the hell is that” and try to trick freshman into thinking they legit don’t know each other.
their teachers are so sick of them flirting during class but also they work best when they’re together. they both end up in the top 10.
they have matching yearbook quotes. the yearbook also has a “sweethearts” page and the center picture is keith picking up lance and kissing him after they win states. there’s a smaller picture in the corner with lance obnoxiously kissing keith’s cheek as keith pretends to be disgusted but he’s laughing too hard.
they get engaged a few years out of high school and nobody is surprised. when they show up to the high school reunion, both with jobs at nasa and still sickeningly in love, a little bit of hope returns to everyone’s life.