also simon!1!

anonymous asked:

Am I missing something?? Since when do we know seb and simon are getting married? Like, for real?? And everyone knows????what

For a KSOTW prompt awhile back for the ITIA preorder, I filled “ The Internet’s top 5 Seb moments”. The undisputed number one (except for Buffon and also Simon):

1. “That time Seb Boucher ‘borrowed’ the mic from the anthem singer to propose to a boyfriend no one even knew he had (and who had his face buried in his hands when the cameras found him), and then followed it up with a Gordie Howe hat trick.

So. Yes. That is a canonical future event and Jake is SO MAD. SO FUCKING MAD. HOW DARE HIS NEMESIS BOUCHER DO WHAT EXACTLY HE WISHES HE COULD DO WITH DAVID, THAT MONSTER.

(Reference for those who don’t watch hockey: while a hat trick is three goals in a game, a Gordie Howe hat trick is a goal, an assist, and a fighting major (five minute penalty) in one game.)