also selfcest

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“I’ll do the firngering” - David8 to Walter (both played by Michael Fassbender)


I went to watch Alien: Covenant…..
I didn’t know I needed this in my life XD
I honest to God heard someone scream “Holy fuck” in the middle of the movie theater,
I LAUGHED my ass of and said “Yeah Boy!! Go get some!!” Thank god my mom doesn’t understand English
Seriously if you read this do yourself a favor and go watch it if you haven’t.
Honestly separated from gay selfcest it’s a really good movie with a lot of winks to the very first movie and decent if not great effects!!!

I drew @ethernetbot for @crankyplier because Im shameful trash, but I’m excepting shameful trash and love all other dark versions of these characters.

Hell, CC loves other dark versions of him better than him LOL.

reminder to the world that karkat has actually literally told dave to make a time double and fuck himself

anonymous asked:

okay literally how many times has moffat done selfcest, also i forget did we get any in day of the doctor because beyond the weird boner jokes i don't remember any actual flirting

Amy flirted with herself in Time/Space. Clara kind of eyed herself up in Clara & the TARDIS when two of her said they had to share a bed. Now Master/Missy.

The Doctor didn’t flirt with himself, though, but did make that boner joke. Makes sense for him to skip the M/M interaction, though, if you ask me. He doesn’t get off to M/M relationships.

astraltemptation  asked:

strip

Sinful/Sexual Sunday!
  Send “strip” to my ask box for your muse to ask my muse for to strip tease.
this is gona be overly detailed af I hope ur happy ♥ it pretty much became like a drabble or somthin~
some of it feels so purple prose like but I am pleased with it, besides it adds a bit more sillyness for any who read ♥

“ahhh haahhhh??? you want me to do so for you…?” he asked with a small laugh licking his lips as he stared down at the other for a while before swiftly moving him to the sofa hovering over him for a few moments as he would slink off of him once more
   “fine then Shortie ♥~”

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anonymous asked:

concept: sugasugasugasuga ot4. there are no other characters. only suga. suga loves suga. everything is nice in the suga-universe. ships are pure. suga is all.

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The only argument I will accept from Josuhan Haters

”How can you ship Rohan with Josuke… when Rohan is so clearly into selfcest with Araki-sensei?”

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I AM JOKING SO HARD GUYS, JOSUHAN 4 LYFE

I’M ALSO JOKING ABOUT THE SELFCEST, I KNOW ARAKI IS NOT ROHAN

anonymous asked:

It's amazing how many people want to marry You, tbh so do I

Same goes for me , I would also marry myself if selfcest is available.