also scylla

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Kari: “I still have my left eye, I’ll be alright! I’ll just have my right one properly taken care of when I get the chance, nene!

Besides, Momoko needs a lot more attention than me. She’s my best friend, I gotta make sure she turns out okay, and I’ll make sure she does! U-um, heh, thanks anyway?”

[ @undeadpoochyena / @askscylla ]

LAMIA

LAMIA IS FUCKING SCARY SHIT. 

SHE STARTED OUT FINE, JUST YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD QUEEN OF LIBYA. BUT SHE WAS A HOT MOTHERFUCKER AND ZEUS SAW HER, SO SHE HAD NO FUCKING CHANCE.

ZEUS HAD A LONG FLING WITH LAMIA AND THEY HAD SOME BABIES, BUT OF COURSE HERA WAS FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THIS SHIT. SO HERA FUCKING KILLED ALL OF THE BABIES ( EXCEPT THE ONE THAT ENDS UP BEING TURNED  INTO A SHARK FOR NO APPARENT REASON, AND ALSO SCYLLA, WHO WAS PRETTY FUCKED UP ANYWAY).

LAMIA WENT SHIT CRAZY IN GRIEF/ GENERAL MYTHOLOGICAL CRAZY. TO MAKE UP FOR HER LOST CHILDREN, SHE RAN AROUND STEALING OTHER CHILDREN AND KILLING THEM, IN SOME CRAZY REVENGE SHIT. EVENTUALLY ALL THIS EVIL MADE HER ALL SNAKEY AND GROSS.

AND FINALLY ZEUS GAVE HER THE ABILITY TO TAKE HER EYES OUT AND RE-INSERT THEM FOR NO FUCKING REASON. THIS SHIT IS FUCKED UP.

LOCK YOUR CHILDREN AWAY, LAMIA WILL EAT THEM.