(I regret nothing. Also, today’s offering features a lovely cameo by @amalgamoffaces and @88madison88! Huge thank you to both of you for allowing me to use you as characters!
Disclaimer: The opinions and ships of the cameo characters depicted in this fic probably do not reflect the opinions and ships of the actual real-life people. I have no idea if you guys have ever even watched the show in question. But your fic counterparts have and your fic counterparts ship the thing. So MUAHAHAHAHA
“Oh come on,
it can’t be that bad,” Lance grumbled. He had been standing outside the
bathroom stall for what felt like thirty minutes, though it was probably closer
to five. Either way, it was taking forever.
He was bored.
riding up!” Keith snarled, his voice echoing strangely off of the bathroom’s
tiled walls. “I told you it was too small!”
“It’s supposed to do that,” Lance insisted
with a gusty sigh. “Pidge does not make mistakes when it comes to cosplay. She’s
a perfectionist. If she tells you it fits, it fits. Now just hurry up and come out of there already!”