also please please don't steal

hey i’ve seen a bunch of j*hanna//the/mad on my dash lately and here’s a reminder she ships sh//eith (a ~25yo and a 16yo) and draws g/nderbends (i’m sure there’s more but that’s all i can remember off the top of my head)


visited a honey farm/meadery over the summer and it was rlly cute 🐝💛


this rose was not intended to be mine nor was it put in my locker by me.

however, it’s really not as intriguing as you think it might be.

happy love day.

For Kaity.

Originally posted by becausepine

For @kaitymccoy123, after a rough day. I love you to bits, dear, and I think they lost out, not you. I hope this is decent (banged it out on lunch break, posting quickly. Probably riddled with errors). Also, it’s incredibly difficult to find a good AOS Scotty gif.

“I didn’t get it.”

“Ya what?” Monty’s nose crinkles in a way that you would normally find adorable. As it is, the entire world seems dampened by the bitter disappointment that snakes through your chest, and your answering smile is hollow.

“The job. I didn’t get it.” Despite your best efforts, you feel your voice hitch a little on the words. 

“The rat bastards,” he spits, dropping his spanner and pulling you into his arms, heedless of the fact that you’re in the E deck corridor for all to see. You smush your nose into the mesh fabric of his red shirt and let him hold you tight. 

“Shh, shh, shh, shh,” he murmurs, more an instinctive litany of comfort than actual shushing. He rocks you gently back and forth, threading agile fingers through your dark hair. His skin smells of bay rum aftershave and something vaguely singed, and it crosses your mind to ask him, later, how the refit is coming. He presses his lips to your temple and sighs heavily through his nose. “The silly sods don’t know a good thing when they’ve got it.”

His words send hot tears prickling at the corners of your eyes. Silly as it is, to cry feels a little like defeat, like one last punch in the gut. You pull back, biting at your lip and swiping your face in frustration. 

Monty catches your hands in his. “My heart,” he says softly, reaching to thumb away the tear-tracks that stain your cheeks. “I know what I’ve got right here.” His eyes are dark as he stares at you for a long moment, as if memorizing your features. You can see, suddenly, that he shares your heartbreak. He clasps his fingers around the nape of your neck, planting a gentle kiss on your forehead and fluttering his eyes closed. “I have the very best thing, Kaity. I have you.”

Bonus, because I just can’t resist.

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rockergirl57  asked:

Okay so I had this weird idea that Mycroft's fiancé was best friends with Moriarty growing up and worked for him for several years. Somehow Mycroft missed all of that when preforming his background checks. How would Mycroft react be when he showed up to the wedding?

My only issue with this is that Moriarty doesn’t have ‘friends’ like you and I might have, they’re more in the ballpark of ‘usefulness’ and ‘the same shade (or close enough) of crazy’.

Old Jimbo isn’t too mushy enough to keep ‘friends’ who may have come into contact with him as a child but a butt-load of famous and powerful acquaintances or business partners and to be honest I don’t think there are many that the crazed tosser even considers a friend because more often than not a lot of people who are at the bottom of the social hierarchy will often claim friend status to someone above them when they may not even tolerate their existence.

It’s a human thing, we all want to seem important by leeching off the status of someone more important than us.

For someone like Jimmy it would get pretty annoying and I pity any fool that he decides to pick on for claiming importance to him like declaring they’re truly ‘friends’ (I imagine he has them nearly killed or worse) and most unless they have money or power wouldn’t try it.

Even if she had did something like saving him or taking a hit for Jim we have to remember that Moriarty is a narcissistic psychopath that lacks empathy, a sense of honor or caring making it not up his alley (much less in his own universe unless its focused all on him.)

I think the only explanation that would lead Jim to willingly go to this woman’s wedding is if he found out through his own network that she was marrying Mycroft.

It probably wouldn’t be that hard to find out if she’s posting on social media about the upcoming nuptials and Moriarty is a very experienced manipulator.  

I wouldn’t put it past him to call himself a forgotten friend (even if they never met)  and beg for an invite to ‘catch up for old times sake’ with the promise of course of a great wedding gift.

If Moriarty showed up to the wedding you know Mycroft is going to have his ass guarded and the wedding gift taken far, FAR, FAR away from the grounds because its more likely than not going to be a bomb or worse.

The wedding will definitely be on hold because why on earth would you try to invite the devil to our wedding after he tried to kill Sherlock and everyone else that we’re friends with?

I mean, she better have a really good explanation because in all honesty Jim like Gashadokuro, is only there to bring death to everyone that is around him and not good tidings.

 Like a REALLY good reason and not just ‘honey, he’s an old friend of mine let him stay’ but ‘okay I didn’t know he tried to kill you all but where do we go from here’ type deal.

Most likely Moriarty will be dispatched from the wedding unless Mycroft can get like a wall of security personnel on his tiny ass, handcuffs, guns pointed to his head and more guards around the building because this is his wedding too.

Provided that this wedding goes off without a hitch (or interference by Jim) there is going to be a LOT of talking between them on the wedding night instead of sex because WHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW? HOW DID YOU END UP WORKING FOR HIM? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? (Not that Mycroft can judge since he’s done things too but then again Jim is more brutal than him and at least Mycroft will feel bad about it later.)

But I would hope that anyone marrying Mycroft would know about Jim trying to play this whole dangerous game with the Holmes siblings because if not that’s partially his fault as well.

Just saying it now it would be one of the most turbulent weddings ever and that’s even counting Lestreade’s.

HEY so I’m thinking of making acrylic charms either for possible upcoming cons or just to sell online, but i wanted to know what designs would work best?

Please vote below!!

Characters are - (left to right, top to bottom)

Weed, Gin, Simba, Nala, White Tiger, Tiger

Black Shibe, Red Shibe, Kimba, Kitty, Cheetah, Snow Leopard

which ones do you like best?

So, my mom and her bf were watching Gotham with me (Season 1) because they’re trying to catch up and I kid you not, her bf had not seen many episodes at this point but we were on the one where Jim stops by when Oswald first starts “owning” Fish’s club (you know, the one where this happens):

Anyways, as they were talking, my mom’s bf says “This seems really gay right now.” and I LOST IT. He hadn’t even seen them interact before and he picked up on Oswald’s burning crush for Jim *snaps* LIKE THAT.