also phil is the most adorable thing ever

this guy said to my friend “do you love me?” and we were all like “um” and he was like “no not love love like,,,friend love. like lung love.” and we were like “dude wtf” and he said “well the heart is on this side and the lung is on this side,, so do you lung love me” and he meant it like ‘the heart isn’t on this side so its lung love’ and it was the cutest and most hilarious thing ever