Soundwave/shockwave :D (for the meme)
(Let’s do TFP because why not? XD)
Who said “I love you” first: Soundwave. The first time, he tried flashing a little heart on his visor but it seemed to go over Shockwave’s helm. It took him another week to work up the courage to piece together the right audio clips to tell him in person.
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: Neither. It doesn’t mean they don’t love each other, they just have more stylized or hobby oriented backgrounds.
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: Not very often, but sometimes Soundwave will draw little hearts or smiley faces on the mirror.
Who buys the other cheesy gifts: Neither. They’re not super big on gift giving. They both tend to show their love by doing things for the other person, like bringing them energon after a long day, or helping fill in a late report.
Who initiated the first kiss: Starscream (on accident). He got so tired of their painfully awkward flirting that he screeched at them to get a berth and get it over with so he didn’t have to deal with their scrap anymore. (It seemed like a very… logical suggestion…)
Who kisses the other awake in the morning: Neither. Even if they had mouths, they’re not super into that sort of thing, though Soundwave does like to curl his tentacles around Shockwave for lazy morning cuddles.
Who starts tickle fights: Soundwave tried once, but quickly realized there are just certain things you should never try with a mech like Shockwave.
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: Why would they do that? Showers are for cleaning?
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: Both. It’s one of the biggest ways they say “I love you” to each other without really saying it.
Who was nervous and shy on the first date: Both. It was almost a non event until one of them suggested a “working date”, then it was like all that awkwardness suddenly melted away.
Who kills/takes out the spiders: I think we’re all aware of how well Soundwave takes out spiders. ;)
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: Good luck even getting these two drunk.