My illustration for the @zenfanzine ! This is what happens when you’re extra greedy and you want Zen to have his hair slicked back AND his hair down AND a man bun. And glistening abs. It was a fun project and I hope everyone was as excited to see all the pieces on paper as I was! Also tfw you look at art from months ago and just. wtf was I thinking
soooo what are you looking for in a guy?
kind. sweet. approximately 6'2". ginger. messy hair. wears bow ties and a blue coat. no one can ever figure out THE FUCK his eye color is. has to have solid cheek bones just saying. also jawline. freckles are a thing. wizard. Hufflepuff™. author. magizoologist. is actually Newt Scamander.
For all you babes, I made a list of my must have stuff to look the best you can go scam an SD
Body- Lush Ro Argan. This stuff is the bomb. It’s a body conditioner that smells like roses and honey. Smear that good stuff all over you and let it sit for five minutes. Wash it off and your body will be soft and smooth, no other products needed. I’ve used this stuff for five years and every person that gets a whiff of it compliments me. Guys go crazy for this scent, especially in the bed room downtown haha.JUST GET IT! You get a shower and body cream in one!
Face Cream- Laneige Water Bank Cream. This shit makes my face look like it’s been kissed by an angel. So dewy and soft! I feel like I look much younger when I apply this because it hydrates so well. Perfect to use if you want something that traps the moisture in your face and is lightweight. I’ve noticed the dehydration wrinkles I had around my eyes and mouth have diminished. My makeup goes on like a dream after I apply this.
Face- Kojic acid soap. I use this soap for my uneven skin tone and acne spots. I barely wear foundation because it cleared up my clogged pores and hyperpigmenation. Dirt cheap off Amazon. Haven’t had a major breakout since I used this the past 3 years.
Perfume- Tom Ford private Collection comes in 12 scents. With mainstream brands, I feel like ALL WOMEN’s FRAGRANCES smell the same and give me a headache. Too sweet, floral, romantic, too much alcohol, etc.Now, this collection ain’t cheap, so, get a sample from your local department store. They give it to you in a cute vial and box and the sales associates are super knowledgeable about scents. THIS STUFF LASTS A LONG TIME! I wear the Tobacco Vanille all year round. Literally, this scent is my confident booster, I smell unique and luxurious! And the scent projects like a beast, so a 4 ML sample will last you cause all thats needed is a small dab for the day! I used to buy decants off eBay to save £££ until I got me a SD to buy me the 100 ML hehe.
Sunscreen- Elta SPF 40. This stuff is the best sunscreen on the market and all the dermatologists I’ve seen recommended it. No white cast and absorbs into skin fast, it’s also super moisturizing!
Hair- Bumble Bee Invisible Oil. If you have frizzy, dry, damaged, natural, thick hair, this SHIT IS THE BOMB. This is the only product that works on my hair when I wear it curly and straighten it. It does the job, smells great, and my hair looks so glossy and healthy….best of all it doesn’t weight my hair down or feel greasy.
Mascara- Lacome Hypnose is the only thing I use on my lashes in the past six years. I will NEVER STRAY from Lacome’s mascara products. It makes my eyes look amazing and it’s easy to take off at night. Don’t like the other brands like Benefit or Too Faced which are hard to remove at night.
MakeupRemover- Clinique Take Off the Day Balm. Your makeup literally will melt off when you wash your face with this! I used so many different brands from wipes to oil to alcohol and none of them worked as well as this.
Lipstick- Nars Velvet Lip Pencil in Bahama is the best nude/rosy color out there for all girls IMO. I use the Train Bleu colour (quite vampy) when going out at night and always got compliments! Because it’s a jumbo pencil lippy, you can line your lips easily and fill it in! Lasts all night! Taylor Swift uses their Dragon Girl shade as her signature red colour according to the makeup artist that showed me.! Best secret lippies around!
Foundation- Giorgio Armani Luminous Silk is a game changer. My skin looks radiant, dewy, and natural which no other foundation has given me. Everyone raves about it and I wish I listened earlier and quit wasting my money at MAC and Estee Lauder.
Concealer- Nars Creamy Radiant Concealer- If you don’t like wearing foundation, this concealer is all you need then. It hides my dark eye circles and any redness on my face like a PRO. Comes with a wand so you don’t need to use anything else when applying it!
I haven’t posted in like forever but since it’s Christmas, I’ve decided to finish all my requests and will open requests again when I’m done doing so.
Also Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them was awesome 💚 I loved it and cried so much when I watched it.
Can you do a one shot where Draco places his head in your lap? Kinda like when he did that with pansy but you know, cuter -Anonymous
“Leave me alone, Parkinson” Draco sighed, quickening his pace
to get away from the dark haired girl. She had been acting extremely clingy
today and seeing as Draco was already having such a stressful day, he couldn’t
handle the way the pug faced slytherin’s obsession with him was an all-time
high at the moment. Pansy was like an animal during mating season every once a
month. There are times when her love for him was at a minimal and there are
times (like now) where her hormones blast like fireworks waiting to burst.
“But Drakey….” Pansy whined, trying to make her face puppy
dog like but ended up making Draco visibly disgusted “You promised to help me
with Potions! We can watch the sunset too once we’re finished” Her hands had
created a death grip on his bicep, disabling the boy from getting away. Draco
mentally cursed at how he couldn’t just push her away. He was a Malfoy, he
still had a reputation to keep.
“I don’t recall that” He squinted at her. The day couldn’t
have gone worse for him. He had gotten detention from McGonagall because of his
little banter with the Golden Trio during their Divination class and the fact
that he had a tiring quidditch practice this morning. He looked up and prayed
to any god there was up there to help him.
And just like that.
“Draco!” He turned
his head to find his favorite pair of (E/C) eyes and (H/C) hair. You stood
behind the awkward duo, holding back a laugh. You and Draco had been best
friends since you were children. You fathers worked together in the ministry
and were delighted you were both sorted in the same house.
“(Y/N)” He breathed, happily. Relief flowed through him as he
stared at the smiling girl in front of him. You tried your best to hold back
your laughter due to his obvious discomfort. Parkinson on the other hand looked
at you with uttermost hatred. During the sorting in your first year, you were
nervous as to where the hat would place you. Draco knew of your uneasiness and
held your hand the whole time until your name was called. From then on, she
swore to make your life at Hogwarts hell. That plan never went accordingly
since you never visibly shown you were affected.
“I’ve been looking for you all over the damn place” You
smiled, sweetly as Pansy scoffed not caring if Draco heard her. Your smile
disappeared, feigning a hurt expression. “Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten…” The
blonde gave you a baffled look.
“It’s Sit under a tree with your Best Friend Day!” You
hollered, raising your arms for extra emphasis.
“That’s not a thing” Parkinson exclaimed, exasperated.
Draco slowly understood what you were trying to do and
decided to play along.
“Oh yes. Of course I haven’t, love.” He grinned, scratching
the nape of his neck. He looked down at the clinging girl next to him before he
spoke “Sorry, Parkinson. It seems my schedule’s booked. Maybe on the 30th
of February?” Pansy smiled, squealing in joy as she hugged Draco one last time.
“You promise?” She batted her eyelashes making you gag.
“Yeah, I promise” Draco said, sliding his hand from her grip
and wrapping an arm around you. You giggled realizing how dim witted Parkinson
was. Well, they say love makes you blind but you didn’t recall that it also
disintegrated your intelligence. Pansy
stuck her tongue out at you as if to say ‘I
won’. You shook your head and giggled under your breath.
You made many happy memories in Hogwarts with Draco. Your
first casting of a patronus, first duel and even your first skinny dip –that’s
a story for another time. You’ve done everything together well except snog of
course. Friends don’t do that. You
sat down on your favorite tree to sit on. It had the perfect view of the castle
and had the perfect shade to protect you from the sun’s rays. Draco sat next to
you, sighing contently as he lent his head back against the tree. You looked at
him with concern as he noticed how tired he looked. You knew he wouldn’t admit
it but he does get tired of acting this way from time to time. It wasn’t easy
having his kind of title; The Slytherin Prince.
“You should rest, Draco…” You insisted, gently nudging his
shoulder with yours. He opened his eyes to look at you, his signature smirk
evident as he noticed the concern in them. “You could my lap as a pillow” You
suggested, smirking as well “It’ll calm you”
“I’m not a child (Y/N)” He scoffed, noticing your teasing
“I never noticed” You whispered, giggling after “Please?”
He could never resist you. No matter how hard he tried, he
just couldn’t. You had a way of controlling the him that had no need for
dominance or violence; physical or verbal. He’s always seen you as more than a
friend and if you were someone else, he would have asked you to be his from the
start but you were you. He was afraid of you. Afraid of what you truly feel and
how much it would affect him. The girl with (H/C) hair and (E/C) eyes. There
are numerous girls with these colors but only you can bring out true beauty.
God, he hated himself for sounding like a girl.
He shuffled rather messily to get into the right position.
You couldn’t help but laugh at the way he looked so happy to be able to rest
his head on your lap. He enjoyed it, especially at the way you caress his
blonde locks between your fingers. You
knew again that this was something he wouldn’t admit to anyone –well except
“I told you it’ll calm you….Drakey…” You teased, looking down
at him to see he was cringing at the name. You laughed, continuing your hand
movements on his hair. “Don’t ever call me that” He groaned, placing an arm
over his eyes.
“You should tell her the way you feel, Draco. Who knows what
she’ll do next” You spoke in a joking manner but he knew it was laced with
concern. He knew of what Parkinson tries to do to you when he wasn’t around but
you’ve assured him countess of times that you payed no attention to the
“You think she’ll try to get me to marry her?” He joked,
trying to make you smile again. It mildly worked as he saw you had given him a
half-smile. You looked up at the sky above you as it started to turn
yellow-orange. The sunset in Hogwarts was always so beautiful to look at. The
blonde removed his arm to stare at you. As cliché as it sounds, he thought you
were more beautiful than the sun, moon and stars.
“(Y/N)” You tore your gaze away from the sky to see a better
view of blue. His eyes were an ocean that you drowned in countless of times. He
sat up, surprising you as he held the back of your neck with his hand. Your
heart was beating rapidly unsure if he was going to do what you thought he was.
He leaned in, capturing your lips in his. For once in his life, he actually
felt something when he kissed a girl.
“You’re more radiant than whatever the sunset could bring” He
said once he pulled away. You returned to your original position; His head on
our lap whilst you relaxed against the tree, fingers wrapped around his soft
-Music, still on point
-Lonnie still a badass and my hero (probably ace too, which makes me love her even more)
-Mal and Carlos, you poor babies, struggling to either fit in or confess to the girl
-Ok, but Harry Hook, tho, is a definite hug sub and Uma is his dom and no one can ever convince me otherwise (also, Harry is pansexual as fuck)
-Ben and Mal, still such cuties, buy that’s too much pressure on my babies, they’re literally only kids😭 and they’re both trying so hard
-Also, is it just me or does Mal look skinnier? Cause I know it’s probably just Dove loosing weight or something but that Mal, who should be eating better now that she has proper food in Auradon, is skinnier than when she was in the Isle says a lot about how stressed she’s been
-also, why are the special effects still so bad? You could’ve splurged a bit, Disney
-Ben calling loosing his temper going “beast on her” though
-Thomas Doherty definitely studied cptn jack sparrow because that hip sway and walk is unmistakable…
-Ben, you’re too nice, baby, just channel your inner beast, although I’m honestly impressed with how easily and how fast he stole their stuff
-Gil, my precious idiot
-“please come home” aww Ben, sweet baby
-“I love you, don’t you love me?” 😭😭
-ok, you three are terrible babysitters
-“I’m so flattered you dream of me, I haven’t given you a thought since I left” dang, burn girl, also, is everyone into Mal, cause it kinda seems so
-ok, but Evie and Mal being like, we need to talk about this hair even in the middle of the crisis is terrible cliched and sexist
-Evie and Dizzy are so precious
-that Malvie song, so gayyyy!!! Love it!!
-Doug, sweetheart, no…
-Harry, you so gayyyy
-Ben, you too diplomatic, such a king all the time
-Uma, do not curse my baby Ben with that necklace of yours!!!
-the girls when they see Lonnie be like, oh thank the Lord someone reasonable and badass came
-Mal and Uma are so extra tho, rap battling it out in a hostage exchange situation…
-ok but test the wand inside the barrier…. isn’t not supposed to work there? Or is it that because the wand made the barrier the barrier cannot stop it? Or is the barrier still weekend from the first movie… so many questions…
-badass fight scene, finally
-Evie, Lonnie, and Mal, literal Queens!!!😍
-Harry going after the hook, tho 😂
-and they leave the spell book behind, well that won’t bite them in the ass later
-ok, but seriously, Ben is too nice and I’m sure already cursed by this point, although I’m not sure how that worked given the barrier but.. (tots agree with a post I saw earlier talking about this)
-VK AA meetings
-I love the VKs friendship, also especially the fact that we can see Mal’s and Jay’s from the books
-Dude, truly man’s best friend
-Doug, sweetheart no!
-Janelos are so cute, you dorks!
-subterfuge thy name is Jay
-I love the fact that Belle and Adam are nice to Mal now, like about time bro
-those pants and that jacket? a huge fashion no-no, Ben, how did Evie even let you wear that?
-nobody puts baby in the corner, Uma!
-are they seriously dancing to kiss the girl?
-Belle and Beast looking so heartbroken and Adam even defending Mal and going against his own son to do so
-Fairy Godmother being like, I ain’t doing that bitch, Hell no, you ain’t the boss of me
-“I didn’t tell you I loved you because I thought I wasn’t good enough” my poor baby 😭
-true love’s kiss 😍
-Baby’s a dragon!!! 🙌
-I legit thought Ben was going to turn into a Beast the first time I saw this
-Ben you self righteous idiot, I love you
-her dress is the one on the stained glass, like to the smallest detail, the hair is different though
-Belle and Beast commentary in the bg during the second kiss
-yeah, Evie, just like I’ve been saying bring the kids to Auradon, they deserve a chance, all of them
-how come every girl has dress that can be made shorter? Like, can I get one of those?
-also, still can’t get over Belle’s and Adam’s parent dancing and Ben shaking his wet hair like a dog at them 😂
-I can die happy now
PS. Still sticking by my initial brief summary…. everyone is gay and collectively dating in this sequel, like I swear
I finished my Belle costume! I need to dye my hair again later and also need a pair of proper shoes for October’s SHCC. But I think I’ll be at SDCC 2017 just like this. (Yes, I’m going to San Diego in ten days!)
I just got done watching Beauty and the Beast, the new remake, with @icarus-will-rise and… wow… I think there were times I cut off the circulation in his hand I loved it so much
Let’s start at the beginning, shall we?
As usual, spoilers. This will be tagged as such tho.
• THE. CHOREOGRAPHY. AT. THE. BEGINNING. As a dancer, this was what made me instantly love the movie, like IT’S HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AND BEAUTIFUL AND??? WHY??? I LOVE IT SO MUCH
• C O S T U M I N G. I especially loved at the end that some of the servants still had face paint on their faces, like “oh yeah, that’s still there, it’s not like they’ve magically had their human faces cleaned while they’re not human or anything”
• speaking of the end, “Turn back into a clock. TURN BACK INTO A CLOCK.”
• and when the piano turned back he had no teeth? I approve
• also speaking of the end, HOT DAMN, Dan Stevens’ growl when Emma Watson asks him to grow a beard… like… damn… that was hawt
• THE TRANSITIONS FROM THE HUMANIZED OBJECTS INTO NORMAL OBJECTS MADE ME CRY. Cogsworth not being able to talk, Mrs. Potts’ face disappearing, Chip’s dish shattering (I GOT SO SCARED), Lumiere and Plumette, the dog with his legs up, just, AH
• Okay, unpopular opinion here, I didn’t love the songs all THAT much. The originals are better. Emma and Dan definitely did a great job recreating the songs and all, but I think we can all agree the original “Beauty and the Beast” by Angela Lansbury smashes the new one to pieces, right?
• However, on that note, the new songs were pretty good and fit right into the soundtrack in everything from background music to lyrics. Evermore was good, but the one in the movie was def better than the credits one, I mean, come ON, guys.
• Okay, back to the movie–
• L E F O U.
• Props to the casting director for ALL of his/her choices (Emma Watson could not have made a better Belle if she spent DECADES preparing for this role), but OH MY GOD JOSH GAD AS LEFOU.
• I don’t know WHO saw Olaf in Frozen and went, “This snowman would make a great gay sidekick for Gaston”, but whoever did, I love them.
• Speaking of LeFou, he went through some GREAT character development. From being completely obsessed with Gaston at the beginning (telling the Bimbettes they didn’t have a chance, talking to an imaginary Gaston in the mirror, calming Gaston down with thoughts of the war <which was HILARIOUS btw>, winking during “Gaston”) to actually having a backbone after they tie Maurice up in the woods (you can see him begin to shift his alignment, and lose his love for Gaston, there) to finally being like “yeah, screw this, Gaston wouldn’t save me from a falling talking piano with key teeth missiles, I'mma help the talking teapot spraying my fellow villagers instead”. I LOVED LeFou.
• You know who else loved LeFou? THE DRAG QUEEN. I know he’s either Tom, Dick, or Stanley, and I think it would be pretty ironic if he was Dick. I’ll have to check when it comes out on DVD since I wasn’t really paying attention, and by GOD I loved that little hint that they ended up together during the dance at the end.
• Anyway, back to the plot
• Those wolves were TERRIFYING
• Also, I don’t know about you guys, but instantly when I saw the beggar lady I was like “she’s gonna be important”. It was when she rescued Maurice I knew she was the enchantress in disguise, don’t ask me how, I just knew. They wouldn’t put a character in there randomly unless she was essential to the storyline, so I guess that’s why I guessed that.
• …did I mention LeFou was by far my favorite?
• But Emma Watson came in as a close second. By GOD, she was a great Belle. Her reaction to that library was tbh exactly how I would’ve reacted.
• Like I said, casting was spot-on amazing.
• You could FEEL the angst radiating off of Beast.
• Maurice was great, not as kooky as the original but I like him better as a sad artist.
• ^By the way, Belle’s parents’ backstory had me in tears. The plague representation was so accurate and answered SO many questions of mine.
• Also, Gaston was really good
• He actually tried to woo Belle a little instead of being like “I’m so great, you should totally marry me just for my looks and charm and hunting skills and my luxurious hair”
• He gave her flowers, sorta kinda pretended to be interested in her books, and seemed genuinely interested in saving her when the townsfolk were being mean so at the beginning I was sorta like “gee, why’s Belle being so rude and shit”, which was the only reason I didn’t like the change in Gaston’s behavior
• Then he started being a dick to her dad and I was like “whoops never mind”
• Umm,,, the fight against the villagers was really great?? Mrs. Potts seeing her husband (who was the citizen with the most sense, let’s be honest here) and falling from the chandelier, the boiling tea, THE DRAG QUEENS, Chip being a badass smol, Lumiere’s fireworks display, Plumette dusting people’s faces and the piano being heroic by trying to cover the door? It was A+
• Also “GRANDMOTHER?!?!?1?????!!??!!”
• Le Fou… the gay is strong with this one…
• Basically, I loved Beauty and the Beast’s live action remake, 10/10 would watch again.
• My only problem is her dress, really. My only GIANT problem, that is.
• They didn’t include the dog in “Beauty and the Beast” (the song), but fine, I’ll forgive that
• My major problem is that dress
• Okay, fine, it’s got the appliqués, but WHERE IS THE NECKLINE
• WHERE ARE THE CORRECT RUFFLES NOT THIS RUFFLE SHIT YOU GIVE US DISNEY
• We demand the truth
• (Side note: what is it with Emma Watson’s dresses being inaccurate in movies because this is now the second one???)
(Newt Scamander x Reader) Back Massages [SMUT Alternate Route]
Title : Back Massages
Request : Yes? Maybe?
Smut : Yes
Word count : 3,646 (bear with me lmao)
Warnings : heavy make out sessions, sex, handjob, attempts of strip dancing
A/N : As promised, the alternate route, with smut :)) I hope you enjoy it as much as the first, if there are grammatical, vocab, or other sorts of mistake, please point it out so I can fix. Building critiques and messages are highly appreciated, please tell me what you think and what should I write next? Anyways, enjoy!
“Newt, get off, this is important!” I said,
pushing him off my laptop.
“But this is fascinating! This device doesn’t have any magic on it but it
can project images of the beasts! What are they called?”
“Well.. this is Geographic Information System. It can project images from
far away from the satellite so you can study thr object without being close to
“Is it because muggles can’t use magic?”
“Yes Newt, we can’t use magic to teleport ourselves,” you said as you
watch him amused, as his eyes fixed on the screen.
Tomorrow is the fourth day of
your final exam, it’s 11PM, and you’ve been
studying until Newt decided to pay you a visit. He was going to tell you about
some new beast he discovered but the subject was long abandoned when you
accidentally opened a site where it shows live stream of wild animals.
He said he had never seen those “beasts” before and he wanted yo
study it. The “beasts” he refers to are actually Australian Golden Kangaroo
from Papua. “Why have I not seen them before? They are ordinary animals, are they?
But they look so unique! Unlike any other animal back in England!” he
You chuckle as you see him still examining the creature in awe, his cute
features getting ahead of you.
See, you’ve met Newt a year ago, when you stumbled into him in a Sumatran
forest, travelling by yourself with the purpose of photographing wild animals.
You were taking a picture of a Sumatran
tiger on a tree when he appeared out of nowhere and decided to approach
You screamed at him to run. He didn’t.
On instinct, you jumped off the tree and ran to him. But to your surprise, the
tiger was curled up against him as he scratched its ears.
Anyway. Back to the moment.
“[Name]? Are you alright? You seem to be in a daze there,” he asked.
“I’m fine, I was just remembering something,” you smiled, assuring
him you’re okay.
“Humm alright then. By the way, did you say this was
“Yup. It’s a part of my final exam,”
“Merlin’s beard! I’m so, so sorry. I got carried away… I’ll leave you to
it, [Name], I am terribly sorry,”
His face shifted to guilt and he takes out his wand, ready to teleport out of
“Newt wait! It’s okay!”
“You’re not bothering me, it’s okay. In fact, perhaps you can help me with
some of them?”
“Does the subject you are studying also includes a study on beasts?”
he asked, delighted with curiosity.
“Umm.. Yeah! I’ll take out my book. Hold on.”
You lied. The subject you are studying does not
include a study on beasts. It’s Geography. A study on earth.
You take out one of those animals encyclopedia you keep for yourself and hand
it to him.
“Interesting,” he said.
He opens the book and you can see a smile begin to form on his face.
“[Name]! This is just like my book! They are describing beasts of the
muggle world!” “Yup, do you want
to borrow it? I still have lots of them,” you replied, holding back an urge
to pinch those rosy cheeks. “May I? Oh, yes please! I’d love to
study new beasts of the muggle world!”
Without realizing it, you ruffle his fluffy hair, and he looks up at you,
surprised. And as soon as those green orbs meet yours, you pull back your hand.
“Oh my God, Newt, I’m so sorry. It was so rude, I didnt kno-”
“[Name],” he cuts you.
He then stands up, towering over you, and takes one step towards you. Your smaller figure backs up and you stumbled and sit
on your chair as his eyes never leaves yours.
‘What the fuck is this, Slytherin Newt?!’ you screamed in your mind.
Newt rarely looks at you in the eye unless it’s something important or something
he’s passionate about. With blood pumping in your veins, you
can feel your face getting redder and redder like a tomato.
He suddenly kneels in front of you and say,
“If you want to ruffle it, it’s fine! Some beasts consider it very soft,
so I understand!”
Aaaand back to Hufflepuff Newt. What did you expect? Him to kiss you??
The last thing he kisses will be Douglas. Not
you. You bet on the stars his love for his beasts is bigger
than anything else.
“Ah, okay Newt, thanks,” you sighed, a bit disappointed but still
take on his offer.
Your hand goes back to his head, ruffling and petting the light brown hair. And man, it is soft. No wonder even those
beasts of his are fond on his head. ‘I bet I can do things
with it too,’ you said in your mind.
You decided to test the water and tug on his hair a little bit.
He freezes. But you keep petting, with a little pull and tug in between, not
realizing his reaction.
You tangle your fingers between the
hair, again, tugging harder. This is like a little game to you, pulling here
and there, making sure you don’t leave any hair unpulled/untugged.
Then, you hear it.
“Ah… [Name]…” moaned Newt.
You immediately pull your hand to your chest,
not expecting that kind of reaction or that kind of sound from him.
Newt has never been the typical person that
depicts pure, untainted, kindness. And the moan that he just did, was not pure
Well, it is pure…
He looks up to you, face flushed pink, with
beads of sweat on his forehead. As he covers his face with his hand, he
“P-Please don’t do that… I… I am
extremely sensitive to hair pulling… Especially when it’s done by an opposite
He looks so adorable right now that you can just
pounce on him like a cat on heat. But you wouldn’t do that.
Or would you?
“Oh, I’m so sorry Newt… I thought it
might be nice, you know, like, my mom used to do that to me, gently pulling the
roots, as a form of
“Ah, yes, I’ve heard of it…”
The atmosphere in the room feels like it’s
sucking you in. You can even smell the awkwardness in the room.
He just stated that hair pulling turns him on,
and it’s only you and him in your room.
You decided to ignore the situation you are in,
and continue your study. “Newt, um… I’ll continue studying, and… if
you’d like, you can read my books there,” you said.
“Oh, alright, thank you [Name].”
You try to focus on your study, trying to get your eyes and mind fixed on the screen
and the book in front of you, but all you can think of was the moan he made.
It’s like a broken record, playing itself over and over in your head.
Out of the
corner of your eye, you can see Newt reading your books, his eyes following
every sentence and scanning each animal on the pages. He really is a passionate
man about animals and beasts. And that’s what you love about him.
screeching sound suddenly emanates from your laptop, and you lower the volume. Apparently,
the Geographic Information System has caught sightings of a mating dance of a
male bowerbird courting the female one. You sigh at the coincidence and lower
the laptop screen.
screeching continues, Newt recognizes the sound and snaps his head towards the
laptop’s screen and then scrambles on his feet towards you. He carefully open
the “muggle device” and look at the bird with fascination.
“What sort of
bird is this? Those vibrant colors surely are mesmerizing!”
“Um, it’s a
bowerbird, a native bird of the Papua New Guinea, considered rare and
endangered. Why, do you like it?”
“Yes, yes, very
much so! I actually learned how to perform the Erumpent’s mating dance from
various beasts, such as this bird! But only little parts of it,” he smiled brightly.
“Oh? How about
human mating dance?” you tease him.
He glances at
you for a moment before casting his eyes down, then up, and say, “I- I can show
you if you want…?”
Your eyes widen
and you swallow your spit.
What you have
expected as a human mating call was apparently strip dancing. He said that a
girl he met couple months ago in some bar in England taught him how to do that.
The thought made you boil with jealousy, but it subsides as he adds that the
girl slapped him in the face for not being ‘turned on’.
figured I had a light bulb with me, or something to turn on. Isn’t it [Name]?”
heavens for this man’s innocence.
probably,” you laugh.
stops when he takes off his coat, leaving him in his white shirt and brown vest
which shapes his body nicely. You drink the sight before you. He then ruffles
his hair, making it slightly messy, but not decreasing his appeal.
before I start… I warn you that this might not be as good as my beasts’ mating
dance… Since an opposite sex showed me theirs and I don’t know how to do the
male ones, and–“
“Newt,” you cut
“You’ll do fine,
just start already!”
He snaps his
finger and Earned It by The Weekend starts playing out of nowhere. The lighting
in your room is also reduced to a pink, soft glow.
“Didn’t know you
like this kind of music, Newt,” you say.
He puts a finger
on your lip, which indicates you to be quiet. You lick your lips at his actions.
This is not the Newt you know at all.
Newt starts his
‘mating dance’ with unbuttoning the first two buttons of his shirt, exposing
his toned chest. His right hand very slowly travels to his neck, while the
other, down to his stomach, then his crotch. He then moves his body, following
every beat without missing any of it. Once in a while taking a step, making his
way towards you.
You glance at
his crotch, face bright red when you see his manhood rising slowly beneath the
tight fabric. His hands never stop moving, from the neck, to his hair, then to
his face. All he does while his eyes are fixed on you.
You can feel the
burn under his gaze, slowly melting away on your wheelie chair. He then turns
around, so his back and his ass are facing you. Again, he unbuttons his vest,
all the way down, and taking it off. He throws the vest to his right, then with
an agonizing pace, he hugs himself and then squat on the floor.
‘Holy fuck, holy
fuck,’ you thought, never expecting this to happen. Both of your palms are sweaty,
and you can feel sweat trickling down your back.
He then turns
towards you, still on the floor, then crawls on all four to you.
Once he reaches
you, he touches your knee and you tense up at his touch. His burning touch. He
smiles and mouths, ‘Relax.’
You close your
eyes, too embarrassed to see him, and imagine something else.
But before you
know it, he then sits on your lap with a bounce.
escapes your mouth at the contact. His eyes show a glint of worry, afraid if he
is too heavy for your smaller figure. But you just nod for him to continue.
He takes both of
your hand in his, guiding them to his shirt, which clung to his shoulder.
undress me,” he says.
The music fades
from your ear and is replaced by the hammering drums of your heartbeat.
Shakily, your hands slide his shirt off his shoulder, exposing the cool skin to
your skin, brushing against them eventually.
You look down
your lap – his thighs – in the whole process, unable to face him in your position.
He is your best friend, well, crush, and what will happen after this is over?
For him, it might be the same, but you. You can never look at him the same way
When the shirt
reaches his wrists, you help Newt to take it off him. His breath softens as he
leans down to your ear. He then whispers, “I-I’m sorry for this [Name],” before
kissing you on the lips. He seems hesitant at first, afraid of your response of
his actions. But when you kiss him back, he slowly loses control.
instinctively goes to his face, cupping him, and deepening the kiss. He does
the same, still gentle with a little tenseness between the kisses.
right hand goes to his hair while the other one still cupping his cheek. You do
what you did before, but with a little more strength. And with that, he cries
out your name, and bites your neck, trying to suppress the sounds he is making.
“You like it,
don’t you Newt?”
You pull his
hair again, this time exposing his neck. Licking your lips, you kiss the skin
of his neck, looking for a spot that makes him whimper the most. You can feel
the bulge in his pants growing even more.
“Do you really
“How much do you
want me? Do you think you’re enough?”
"I want you so
much… I want all of you… But I-I’m so scared I’ll never be enough and I-I’m not
good enough, and- and I-“ he can’t seem to be able to finish his sentence
before you feel your left hand getting wet, wet from his tears.
“Oh no, Newt,
please don’t cry… I’m so sorry I asked that… It was very stupid of me”
efforts of trying to calm him down, he can’t stop the tears from flowing down.
Those emotions he has been hiding pours out of his head when you kiss him. He
never thought that someone would like him back. All those years of rejection…
Newt then feels
your hands around him, hugging him tightly. His breath hitches on his throat.
“Newt. You are
enough. You have always been and you will always be,” you say.
“Who cares what
those people say? You are Newt Scamander and you are perfect. I would never
think that you are never good enough for me because you. Are. Enough,”
“I’ve never told
anyone this before… Except maybe Queenie
who can read my mind, but I love you. I love you so much. And I would trade
anything in the world just to be yours, and you to be mine,”
The looks on his
face writes dumbfounded, by your confession. Your face is visibly red and warm,
even in the pink, soft glow. You decided to kiss his forehead, but before you
do, he lifts his face so his lips meet yours again.
“And I, you, my
As you kiss him,
you can feel his hands going up and down your sides, to your shoulder, then
your arm, feeling every inch of you.
situation reminded me of a beast…” he said.
female is the dominant one. And the male is the submissive one,”
“Are you saying
that we are like those beasts?” you ask.
“Or are you
saying that you want me to be dominant?” you add.
“May- No! No,
no. I- I want to try to be dominant… For once… Is that okay?”
“Of course Newt.
Let’s get up first, my thighs are getting sore,”
right! I’m sorry, I’m sorry,”
Newt stands up
and your thighs relax. Standing next to him, you stretch your legs then plop
down your bed. You pat the spot next to you, inviting him to your personal
He obliges and
sits next to you, the bed sinking down on his weight. You cup his cheek,
wanting another kiss. But he stops you.
You raise your
right eyebrow in confusion. “C-Can I dominate you…?”
A smile begins
to form on your face as you take off your t-shirt, leaving you in a bra and a
pair of shorts.
He lies on top
of you as his hands touch the skin on your body, feeling every part of you.
Newt’s expression shows adoration, love, curiosity, and a hint of lust. In
return, you also want to feel him. Your hands roam the bare, toned torso of
his, feeling the warmth radiating from his skin.
“This, this is
actually my first time…”
He blushes then
looks away, completely ashamed.
“Newt,” you say,
tilting his head to face you. “It’s my first time too. And… I trust you.”
“I-I trust you
He begins by trying
to unclasp your bra with both hands, and seem to have a little difficulty. You
smile and help him. In one swift motion, the bra is tossed aside, and your
nipple hardens as it hits the cold air.
You nod. His
hands gently play with your breasts, occasionally fiddling the nipple. He also
gives it an experimental lick and suck between every touch. You moan and sigh
at each touch, every one of them leaving you wanting more.
As he plays with
your breasts, your hands sneakily go down to his crotch, zipping down the fly
and pulling down his boxer, releasing his hard manhood. Your right hand wrap
itself around the shaft, while your left go his tip, which is leaking with
Your hand begin
to work its magic, the right pumping up and down, and the other rubbing the
tip, making a circling motion. He moans onto your breasts, the vibration
sending chills down your spine. This goes on for a minute until you decided to
pick up the pace.
As you pump his
cock faster, he also sucks on your nipples harder, each one of them getting the
same attention he’s giving.
Soon enough, he
comes onto your hands. You bring your hands to your face, and you lick them
clean. Newt blushes at the sight as he rests his head on top of your chest.
“I’m so lucky…”
You were about
to ask him what he meant until he position himself at your entrance. Before he
enters you though, you swiftly reach to your bedside and pull out a condom,
unwrapping it and placing it on his cock.
It tenses back
when you touch it, and you know he is ready for what’s about to come. No pun
“If this hurts…
Tell me to stop, [Name]. I don’t want to hurt you,”
He slowly slides
himself inside of you, his cock stretching you slowly, painfully. You cringe
and whimper at the burning sensation, and you cling onto his shoulder for your
dear life. He stops moving when your nails dig into his skin, worry flashes in
his green eyes.
“I’m okay Newt,
ah.. Give me some time to adjust..”
You try to move
your hip so his cock goes deeper. Newt understands, and he slowly sinks himself
fully inside of you.
As the burning
sensation subsides, you begin to feel pleasure. The feeling of being full, it
makes you go crazy. And you want more of him.
“Newt, you can
thrusting in an out of you with a slow pace, still testing the waters. He wants
to make sure that you are in your most comfortable position. With each thrust,
his moan gets louder. And with each thrust, he picks up the pace.
You don’t know
what to feel anymore. The sensation in your abdomen or the spinning in your
head. Everything happen all at once, and you can’t contain it anymore. You beg
for him to go faster, harder, and he does with every thrust.
Symphony of your
love making fills the air, both voices complementing each other. Him calling
your name, you moaning his name, him grunting and you whimpering at every
thrust. You reach your peak when he hits that spot inside of you that builds up
your release. You brace yourself on his shoulder, while kissing him before it
“I love you
[Name]… Ah… So much…”
“I love you too
He comes first into
the condom, you second after he finishes. It’s the most amazing thing to ever
happen in your life, and even now, you’re still seeing stars. Your body feels
like a jelly too. Both of your panting is the only sound you hear for a minute,
until he breaks the silence and asks,
“So… How was it?”
“Um… Am I not
supposed to ask that…?”
“You did great
Newt, I love every second of it,”
heavens, I thought you weren’t enjoying it as much as I did,”
“Trust me, I
really did. And now, thanks to you, I don’t think I can concentrate on the test
He gives you a
guilty toothy smile, and mutters a series of sorry to you.
baby, I’m sure I’ll nail that nest,”
“Are you really
percent sure. Now come here and let’s sleep. I feel very tired,”
He scoots down
next to you, pulling the cover over your and his naked body. You curl up next
to him, and he wraps his arm around you.
“That’s my line,
sweetheart. Now, let us sleep,”
Mr.Scamander,” you smile.
The last thing
you feel before falling asleep was his lips on your forehead.
Tickled Pink~Part Two-Newt Scamander x Metamorphmagus!Reader
Tickled Pink part two-
A/N- Thank you to all of you who have requested a part tow to this, and I am sorry t took me so long to finish this. This set was one of my favorites to write so far :) The colors in the story are kind of based off of what I would associate with the emotions. Please enjoy :)
Since your first meeting with Newt on the day he and the Goldstein sisters had visited your home, you had found the color pink very evident in your life. While lost in thought during the task of cleaning dishes, your hair would rapidly switch to a shade of pink as you remembered the way Newt’s hair sat messily on his head or the way his gleaming eyes sparkled like the stars. When collecting letters from Marian, your hair would switch again between not only pink, but also with a happy yellow, as you realized that another one of Newt’s letters had come through. You knew that you shouldn’t have started falling this easily, but you couldn’t help it. Newt Scamander was everything in a man you had wished for, including his passionate love for creatures. You thought that you were being completely out of your mind for thinking these things, but what you didn’t read in the letters was that Newt was just as smitten as you were, if not more.
Newt was a changed man after he left off the porch of your home. He was still kind-hearted and loyal towards his beasts and friends, but his heart had swollen larger than ever before. When he entered back into the Goldstein apartment that day, he practically stumbled over his own two feet because who was so lost in thought about you. He sank into their couch with a hand resting on his chin and a blushing grin on his face. Queenie laughed at him before coming back into the room.
“Oh it appears the Newt is a bit wrapped up in dear Y/n!” she giggled in adoration, mainly because Queenie could see the two of you fitting together perfectly, like two pieces of the same strange puzzle.
Newt sighed heavenly, he couldn’t wait to see you again.
At this moment, Newt was walking nervously back up to your door with a tiny set of flowers in hand about a week later. The flowers were partially because he wanted to bring you something for inviting him into your home, but they were also partially because he hoped that this was a way to show some of his affection without rushing around. He readjusted his bowtie with his wand in order to make a better impression on you. In the back of his mind he wanted you to be his. He wouldn’t advance too fast of course, but he did want to get to know you more over a cup of tea or perhaps a nice candlelit diner of some sort. He knew a little about you, but he wanted to know more. He wanted to know of all the little things that added up to you. You were incredibly beautiful, and you’d give any siren a prick of jealously. You were not only that, but you were sweeter than any dessert in Jacob’s bakery and more passionate than anyone he knew. He saw you as nothing short of amazing. You were unique from your hair to your eyes to your smile to your personality.
After knocking, he patiently waited for the door to swing open once more. He hoped that you had received his letter and that you knew he was here. If not, he would be even more awkward than he already felt. After what seemed like an eternity in his mind, the door opened to reveal your figure.
Newt felt awkward for staring, but he couldn’t help it. Your hair was now styled differently, as you had grown it out and curled it earlier, and your skin appeared illuminating in the sunlight. Your (eye color) eyes were enchanting pools, and your lips were tainted a faint pink like your blushing cheeks. Newt’s heart was doing unexplainable backflips as he took you in. You were marvelously mesmerizing, but he couldn’t properly form sentences at that moment. You smiled back at him, trying to push your own nervousness away so your hair wouldn’t erupt into a vibrant pink tint.
“Hello Newt, you’re a bit early,” you said playfully.
“Oh, I um, I didn’t notice I came too soon.”
“It’s alright Newt, come on in,” you giggled, allowing the delightful noise to whisk into his ears. Newt followed you inside and handed you the flowers, which you thought were lovely. Some of the pixies were already pulling a glass vase from the cupboards above you.
You already had tea preparing, as you knew Newt was coming. Newt assisted you in finishing setting up, casually keeping the conversation going as you exchanged what had been new in your lives. He had even brought out his Bowtruckle, Pickett, so that Finnic could have a new friend.
By the time the teas was ready, you both were sitting down at the table. Newt conversed about how excited he was to show you the case, and you listened with intense curiosity while stroking Phyllis the cat, on your lap.
Everything about Newt was just so fascinating. He had seen more parts of the world than anyone you knew and he had explored regions you didn’t even know existed. He was the adventurous type, but not the arrogant type to brag about all of his travels. He saw the world differently, and this was something you respected and adored.
Gentle sipping and clinking echoed between the stories and laughter until you were both finished, and now it was time to see what really thrived inside of the case. Carefully, Newt sat his case on the floor. You watched in amazement as Finnic invited himself back in your pocket. His calloused hand swept over the clasps of the case as they flipped up. A giddy smile erupted across Newt’s face, causing your hair to morph into a pastel pink.
With a gentle smile, he extended his hand towards you and led you into his world.
When you reached the bottom of the ladder, a sense of overwhelming curiosity and wonder exploded within you. You gasped at the setting, for you expected to be shocked, but this was beyond anything you had imagined. Immediately, your hair switched back to its fierce yellow shade, as it’s electrifying burst barely compared to what you felt with inside. Creatures of all shapes, forms, and colors stood before you. Each natural scene was different, some had canyons, some had hills, and some seemed like a dense forest. It stole every word from you like a thief in the night.
“D-do you like it?” asked Newt as yet another blush crept upon him. He was hoping that it wasn’t odd or too strange for you, but his worry escaped him when you threw yourself into him for a hug.
“Are you kidding, this is amazing! It’s absolutely incredible and unfathomable! I’ve never seen so many different species of creatures and plants in my entire life and what you’ve done here is just, it’s just astounding Newt!” you rambled rapidly out of pure excitement. You were like a ball of fire you were so hard to contain. Newt’s eyes proudly lit up, as he felt a sense of pride and attraction tug on his heartstrings. You were beautiful, anyone could see that, but he could literally feel you lovely joy reflecting off of you. You were like a child who had seen their first snowfall, eager and ready to explore the wonderland before them with all worries cast away. Now here you were, in his arms, like a sweet and fragile flower budding into spring, you were there.
You noticed that you had held him into a hug for quite some time, and as much as you didn’t want to let go, you retracted your arms from around his torso. You knew he was kind of slim, but you underestimated how toned he was underneath his soft blue coat, which had now been shrugged off to avoid the dirt. Flecks of pink reemerged in your hair as Newt let out a short laugh.
“Well come on love, there’s some creatures for you to meet.”
You were excited to see what else lied within the frames of the case, but now you were confused. Love? What did he mean by love? Was is just a simple nickname or was it something more? Did he feel the same? Did he like you? No, it’s silly to think such a thing, he was only saying it to be nice. Wasn’t he?
At the same time Newt was mentally scolding himself for letting that word slip. What if you thought he was a creep or some kind of man who was just looking for any girl? Was he rushing or being obvious? Was he not being obvious at all? He just wanted to make a good impression on you and ask you to be his, but he felt as if maybe his chance was slipping through his fingertips.
By the time you had sat down with the mooncalves, you had already met the rest of the Bowtruckles (Finnic did as well), the so-called thief known as the Niffler, Dougal the demiguise, and some of the Fwoopers. You were in the grassy areas with Newt and the mooncalves, silently petting and helping to feed each one. The pellets floated gracefully from your hand out to them, and Newt sighed at the sight of your majestic form. He sat back down next to you.
“Thank you for showing all of this Newt. This is insanely breathtaking.”
“You’re welcome Y/n, but thank you for not freaking out or anything.”
You laughed, “Well if anything I’m surprised you didn’t think my ‘cat-lady habits’ were weird. Most people do.”
“Nonsense, the fact that you helped save creatures is great!”
“I guess, but most people think I’m absurd or try to turn me into MACUSA because it’s ‘an abnormal habit’ or something.”
Newt frowned, clearly being able to see the slight insecurity as your hair became a faded blue. He personally thought what you were doing was incredible.
“I’m sorry for being kind of emotional about it,” you apologized, “My hair also kind of does this a lot.”
Newt wrapped you into a hug. It wasn’t like the one earlier, which was abrupt and full of excitement, but it was a soothing hug. It was one that showed you that he understood. You sank into his embrace and security.
“Y/n, you don’t have to apologize for being yourself. Besides I um…I think you’re rather lovely…actually,” he spoke, whispering the last part.
Your eyes widened. Newt thought that you were lovely?
“Of course, you’re caring and kind. You’re curiously adorable. You’re unique, beautiful, creatively charming and intelligent too…” he trailed off into a pause before continuing, “And anyone would be lucky to know you.”
You were touched by his words and you had now noticed how close you two were in reality. He was looking at you now with his crystalized eyes inches away from where you were. You could feel the heat radiating off of his cheeks, and before you knew it, you felt the sudden warmth of his lips. He expected you to pull away, but you only deepened it. With eyes closed and minds lost elsewhere, you kissed each other as if you had been waiting for years. His hands resituated along your waist as he lifted you up and pulled you closer. You now sat straddling his lap with your hands in his fluffy hair, weaving and winding it through your fingers. Each of your hearts flooded with passion and love, for you may have only know each other for a bit, but Newt felt as if he needed you in his life. He felt swept away, like a feather on the surface of the ocean waves, freely gliding off into wherever it desired. You two were so wrapped up with one another that neither of you realized that your hair was now a new color, a deep reddish magenta.
Newt left your lips breathlessly and looked down at you before stuttering, “I-I, Y/n I um, I’m sorry if that was weird I just, I really like you and think you’re extraordinary.”
“You didn’t do anything wrong Newt. I actually thought the same…about you, as you could probably tell by my hair now.” You lifted up one of your new locks.
“Y/n, I don’t want to rush things but perhaps you would maybe want to join me for dinner sometime, for an actual date? If you don’t want to you don’t have to-,”
You cut him off, “I would love to accompany you Newt.”
Still struck from the emotions of before, you grinned contently. Newt matched your smile and tenderly held your hand in his, massaging his thumb over your knuckles. You felt the same towards him as he did to you, and he was over the moon.
You could tell that Newt was special. He wasn’t like others from your past who viewed you as strange or as some sort of object. He actually cared about you and lovingly accepted you for who you were on the inside. You didn’t need your deep magenta hair to show that love was blossoming between the two of you, and Newt was just the right person to steal your heart.
♤ kung fu panda
♤ shower panda
♤ basically anything that ends w panda
♤ wOAH WOAH WOAH SURPRISE IT’S YOUR SHOWERING PANDA
♤ i don’t know anymore but
♤ he’s a fucking sexy panda if we’re gonna stick w that theme
♤ s exy a f
♤ except for those times that he screams like a girl going through puberty
♤ type to be like in the changeroom like “OMG MY MAKEUP IS GOALS”
♤ then post about it w #goals bc IT’S TRUE
♤ what a cutie
♤ i’m not even being sarcastic wow
♤ but like dude have you seem him
♤ WHAT A BABY
♤ i don’t want a kid i want a tao
♤ SOMEONE GET ME A TAO
♤ biaswrecker material right there
♤ no shit wait
♤ BIAS MATERIAL RIGHT THERE
♤ occasionally shows off his not so subtle pissed-off-ness face
♤ but it’s beautiful and that’s all that matters okay
♤ represents me
♤ all the time
♤ 100000000000000000000% done with everyone’s shit
“fuck u fuck u fuck u and-”
“let me guess: fu”
♤ “stop interrupting me. FUCK YOU”
♤ honestly i relate to him
♤ constantly done with people even if they’re just breathing
♤ has really nice legs
♤ have you seen those bEASTS
♤ he knows he got them legs
♤ he just playing man
♤ DUDE STOP I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING
♤ it might be late but it’s never to late to stan tao’s legs
♤ maybe thats why his wushu kicks are so hot
♤ i’ll probably never know
♤ all i do know is that DAMN
♤ HOLY FUCKING SH- oh look at that hair mAN
♤ a smiley tao is the best tao
♤ look at that
♤ how can you say that doesn’t make you happy huh
♤ how cOULD YOU
♤ i’ll fight you
♤ tao isn’t my bias but i’LL FIGHT YOU
♤ also have you read tao smut
♤ it will change your life
♤ i promise
♤ I’M A CHANGED PERSON BECAUSE OF TAO SMUT tag that when u rb k
♤ he dON’T GIVE A SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT
♤ but honestly his music makes me sob
♤ it’s so soft and then suddenly bAM HOLY SHIT
♤ OH MAN HOLY SHIT
♤ Y’ALL BETTER STOP IT
♤ STOP STOP IT
♤ also the road is just the
♤ i can’t describe it
♤ now it’s stuck in my head fUCKING NO
♤ honestly tao’s music should have their own special awards hE DESERVES
♤ don’t deny it
♤ puberty girl to sexy stripper w a rose in 0.000069 seconds man
♤ tao killing female ovaries since ‘12
♤ HE DOESN’T NEED ANYONE
♤ YET HE KILLS EVERYONE
♤ probably secretly gives a shit and is all like d’awww
♤ HIS DANCING
♤ OH GOD HIS DANCING
♤ I’M SCREECHING OKAY
♤ IT’S JUST
♤ I CANNOT SPEAK
♤ H ELP ME I ‘M SOBBING
♤ HE IS JUST
♤ stop it okay
♤ he doesn’t give a shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit about what u think okay
♤ what a sexy beast
♤ i’ve said that so many times but writing this
♤ tao appreciation post !! tao appreciation post !!
♤ TAO FUCKING APPRECIATION POST
♤ APPRECIATE HIM OKAY
♤ SHITTING ON ANY IDOL IS BAD ENOUGH BUT SHITTING ON SOM-
♤ I’M SO PISSED OKAY TAO DOESN’T GIVE A SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT
♤ i’ve made so many black white references it isn’t funny anymore
♤ i’m sorry but i don’t give a shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit
♤ but honestly y’all better appreciate
♤ ALL IN ALL TAO IS AMAZING
♤ AMAZING SPELL IT OUT
♤ HE’S TALENTED AND HE’S BEAUTIFUL AND HE’S KIND AND
♤ ALWAYS FIGHTING AND PISSED LIKE THE…
♤ …VAST MAJORITY OF TUMBLR USERS
♤ tao represents all of us
♤ CAN I GET A HELL YEAH FROM ALL THE
♤ TAO STANS THAT DON’T…
♤ GIVE A SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT
a lot of kids love phineas and ferb. so do teenagers and adults! it’s one of the best family shows ever made, in my honest opinion. so when halloween rolls around, plenty of people are inclined to get some phineas and ferb costumes - or make their own.
the problem? phineas and ferb, not to mention several other cast members, are very hard to translate into 3D.
some families go with similar clothes and brightly colored wigs. it works out pretty well most of the time, i think. but more people want to go above and beyond - they want to really capture the characters and their horrible, confusing shapes.
thus: terrifying phineas and ferb costumes.
before i start posting the photos, i’ll go ahead and address this: are there any good phineas and ferb costumes?
yes! yes there are!
unfortunately, your average parent or enthusiastic teen doesn’t have the materials and/or skill of the people at Disney Parks. they have cardboard, felt, and glue. or spirit halloween.
so we get stuff like this.
this one is a classic. whoever is behind ferb looks like they’re in tears. has something happened to their tiny perry, or are they terrified of the beast that has engulfed them? they both have no ears, so the costumes cannot hear their wearers’ screams.
props to phineas for finding that shirt, though. i can never find a suitable phineas-esque shirt.
these children probably had a great halloween, and i’m happy for them. that doesn’t change my kneejerk horrified reaction to the ferb-child emerging forcefully from ferb’s mouth, though. also: check out that muppet hair. yowza.
(perry is pretty cute)
another classic right here. the perry mask is part of an actual store-bought costume; the other two… not so much. phineas has clearly been dragged up from the depths of hell, and ferb is side-eyeing him with what i can only assume is stunned horror. also of note: the lifeless eyes staring woefully out of ferb’s mouth, begging for release from this torment.
this one is new; i’ve never seen it before. i’d love to own everything except for the head, which looks like some sort of horrifying morphsuit mask. what the hell does it look like from the side???
and there’s a matching ferb! again, i’m cool with everything below the head. the smile looks unnervingly not-ferb, and… well, just look at that hair.
i appreciate the attempt to make simple, show-accurate costumes but my god these are freaky.
these absolutely horrifying masks hold a special place in my heart. when i very first got into the pnf fandom, a friend linked me to the phineas and ferb ones, and while laughing hysterically i made posts about them. if you’ve ever seen a post with the phineas mask going around that says “ferb i know what we’re gonna do today we’re gonna kill people ferb” with zoomed-in shots of the face between every few lines, that was me.
honestly, though, ferb takes the trophy for most horrifying. i think he might have some sort of plague and i’m afraid to go near him. perry isn’t that bad at all, but i fear for his safety.
major props to the parent behind this: by god, did they try. the doof head, while a bit off, is especially impressive. it’s the phineas and ferb masks that make this a part of the list. phineas’s wall-eyed stare and ferb’s eye-mouth are extremely unnerving, not to mention phineas’s impressively thick neck.
it also worries me that if someone were to pull the phineas back by the top of his head, that kid could get a serious neck injury. i’m sure that’d be a fun story.
i have no words for this. that phineas mask is quite possibly the most pants-shittingly horrifying thing i have ever seen in my life. i hope that child is alright.
another fun family outing that, as a pnf fan, i can only gape at in terror. what’s the worst part? the fluffy mounds of hair? the teeny tiny eyes? phineas’s screaming face? the forlorn child peeking out of ferb’s mouth?
why is it always ferb’s mouth??? i mean i guess it makes sense with the positioning, but it never gets less frightening. if i saw that coming at me on halloween i would run in the opposite direction and never stop.
please stop letting demonic phineases devour your small children. frankly it isn’t safe and it’s not worth the props you’ll get on pinterest for making your own costumes.
ferb looks so lost.
and finally, the classic to end all classics: psycho phineas. it was definitely a very good attempt at a phineas costume, but the jutting teeth and dead eyes quickly made this picture into a meme a good few years back. older phineas and ferb fans know to keep watch for psycho phineas on halloween - he devours all in his wake and shows no mercy.
for those of you newer to the fandom, stay safe. he can smell your fear.
that’s all i’ve got for now, but please feel free to reblog with your own terrifying finds! and make sure to snatch up any costumes you find out in the wild so you can haunt the fandom’s nightmares!
“Hello Yuuri! Starting today I’m your new prisoner!”
I couldn’t resist drawing @minutia-r‘s proposed Beauty and the Beast AU. At first I was like “no, I don’t know how I’d draw Yuuri as the Beast” and then late last night my brain went “yeah but the Beast would sure look cute with Yuuri’s glasses…” and here we are.
It was finally the night of the anticipated movie night Friday that you and Harry had. The last few days have been on both of you; with busy schedules and restless slumber, you both were ready to put your feet up and enjoy each other’s presence.
“Do you think we’ll ever get tired of When Harry Met Sally?” You asked, your head on Harry’s lap as he ate Harribo’s, feeding you with him as you both watched the movie.
“I don’t think so. No.” He chuckled, stroking your hair with his other hand. “I think I also like it because he has my name.”
You laughed, “How old are you, again?” You joked, looking at him.
“3. That makes you a cougar.” He joked back, bending down to peck your nose.
“A pedophile precisely.”
“My beautiful pedophile.”
You hummed, smiling before turning to watch the movie again.
3 movies was what it took for your eyes to feel droopy, blinking slowly and yawning.
“This movie is so good, baby, Jake Gyllenhaal is an absolute beast. Should’ve won an award for it.” Harry said excitedly, not tearing his eyes from the TV.
You chuckled, “Baby, I can’t hear the movie if you keep telling me how great it is.”
“Right, right.” He chuckled, scraping your scalp gently.
Halfway through the movie, your eyes felt too heavy. A quick snoozie wouldn’t hurt, would it?
“Hey!” Harry nudged you, “Stay awake.”
You hummed, nuzzling your head in his thigh.
“Baby, you’re missing the good part.” Harry groaned, leaning his head on your cheek.
“’M sorry.” You mumbled, putting your hands in his hair, tugging at it. “This week’s getting to me.”
Harry chuckled, pecking your cheek with pampering kisses. “Go to sleep, sweetheart. I’ll carry you once the movie’s done. I can’t miss the ending.”
You chuckled, looking at him with a tired smile before leaning up to peck his lips quickly before nuzzling your head in his stomach. “G'night.”
you gotta admit, that was cute. was it? wasn’t it? hm? hope you liked it! x