also lol i think i used all the really good quotes on other things so um

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Cyber Love | Swanchester AU: Emma and Henry have been living their new cursed lives in New York for six months. Henry grows worried about his mom’s love life. Without her knowing, he creates a dating profile for her. When she gets matched with Dean Winchester, Henry sets up a face-to-face date for the pair.

“Macaroni and cheese tonight, or pizza?” Emma asked, making sure the crosswalk was clear before they crossed the street. “I figured I could whip up a big pan of those big twisty noodles you like and bake it with some crumbs on top.”

She waited for a response, but none came.

“Or… we could pick up a pie from Royal Pizza and pig out in front of a movie.”

Silence. She could almost hear the imaginary crickets chirping.

“Or I can make some chimera for dinner. That’s one part lion, one part serpent, and one part goat,” she said facetiously, finally looking over her shoulder to face her son and see what had captivated his attention so fully.

Henry shook his head, his eyes still glued to the screen on his phone as he followed her. “I’m listening to you. Mac and cheese.”

Emma slowed down her pace, wrapping her arm around Henry as they continued down the sidewalk. She sighed. “Ya’know kid, we had an agreement when I got you that phone. That you wouldn’t spend all your free time on it and when someone’s speaking to you, you look up.”

“I know, mom,” he replied, finally looking up to meet her gaze. “But it’s a, uh… a project.”

“For school?” Henry hesitated; Emma knew what that meant. “What kind of project?”

He reluctantly handed his phone to his mother. “Before you get mad and yell at me, just hear me out. I’m worried about you, mom.”

“Worried about me?” Emma’s brow creased at her son’s words as they stopped in front of their apartment building’s gate. Finally, she looked down at the screen.

A picture of her.

A few months prior, the mother of one of Henry’s school friends was taking a photography class and asked the pair to volunteer as models. One of the pictures of just Emma was on her son’s phone screen. She scrolled down and began to read the description under the photo.

“Emma Swan. Age: 30 years old. Location: Manhattan, New York, United States. Seeking: Men – wait a minute. Is this a dating site?” Emma asked, shooting her head up toward her son. “Henry, why would you – do you know how dangerous it is to put private information out on the web? We went over this when you got your computer.”

“I know, mom! But you need a boyfriend. You haven’t dated anyone in years.

Emma sighed, shaking her head as she unlocked the gate and continued toward the building. “First of all, I don’t need a boyfriend. Second, it is neither your job nor your responsibility to worry about my love life. It is not another one of your clever operations that you –“ Henry cringed slightly; Emma groaned. “Oh, you’ve already given it a name, haven’t you?”

“Operation Swan Match,” he said proudly, following his mother as they walked up the stairs. “Come on, mom. You don’t even go out on dates any more. I thought something was going to happen with that Walsh guy when we first moved here, but you pushed him away. You didn’t even give him a chance.”

Emma swallowed. Truth was, she had given him a chance. They’d gone out to lunch, but that’d been as far as it went. Something just didn’t feel right, and Emma had learned a long time ago to trust her gut. She cleared her throat. “I have certain standards, kid. And there’s no shame in that.”

Henry shook his head. “Just give this a shot. Look,” he took the phone from her and scrolled through the site, “I already found this guy who scored a 95% on the personality match. He’s from Kansas, but he travels a lot.”

He handed the phone back to Emma and she gave it a look. “Impala67? What a cheesy username,” she said with a scoff, unlocking their apartment door.

Henry chuckled. “Yours is YellowBug83.”

“Oh,” Emma said, embarrassed. She continued to scroll down his profile. “Dean Winchester. Thirty-five years old.”

“What do you think of his picture?”

Emma scrolled back up and looked at it closer. She shrugged. “He’s handsome, I’ll give him that. A little too blue steel for my taste, but still.”

“What’s blue steel?”

Emma chuckled. “It’s from a movie you’re too young to see yet.”

Henry grinned. “So you like him? Good! Because I already contacted him and he’ll be in town tomorrow with his brother to work on a job.”

“Henry! That’s incredibly dangerous and not to mention a mild form of identity theft. What if this guy is married or stores bodies in his freezer? I’m just not comfortable with the whole online thing.”

“That’s why you’re meeting him this weekend,” Henry said with a satisfied smile. “It’s dinner at that Ostria restaurant tomorrow. I’ve already made plans to spend the night at Tim’s, but I require updates to make sure that you’re safe.”

Emma exhaled deeply as she looked down at the phone screen, and then up at her son. “Fine. But if he turns out to be crazy, you’re grounded. Now, can we get started on dinner already? I’m starving.”

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“So, this woman thinks her cat is possessed by a demon,” Sam started, reading through the paper in his hands as he took a sip of his coffee, “because she’s avoiding her, giving her mean glares, and making demonic hissing noises in the middle of the night. That’s the case? That’s why we’re in Manhattan?” he asked his brother, sitting in the seat across from him.

“Mm-hmm,” Dean replied, holding his burger in one hand and his phone in the other.

Sam shook his head, taking another bite of his salad. “Sounds like a regular cat to me. Besides, since when did we start exorcising pets?”

Dean didn’t reply. His phone beeped; the third time in five minutes.

“Dude, you are blowing up. Who is that?”

Dean shrugged. “Just, uh, ya’know, those alert thingys.”

“For what?” Sam asked, creasing his brow.

Throwing his phone on the table, Dean sighed. “Uh, ya’know. Monster stuff.” Sam nodded unconvinced, then reached across the table and snatched his phone. “Woah, hey, come on! No, give it back!”

“Wa-what?” Sam asked, acting innocent. “Why?”

“Because privacy… and stuff.”

“Oh, privacy,” Sam said with a chuckle. He looked down at the screen, his mouth falling. It was the last thing he ever imagined. “You’re on a dating site?”

Dean stayed quiet for a moment, his lips narrowed in a line. Finally, he rose his hands in surrender. “You know what, yeah. Don’t knock it till you try it.”

Sam scrolled through his profile, then laughed. “Nice screen name Dean. Impala67,” he said in a deep voice, mimicking his brother.

“Alright, give it back. Come on.”

Sam continued to look through the site. He clicked on the conversation he was in, “Emma, huh? There are quite a few messages here. They sound pretty serious.”

A defeated sigh left Dean’s lungs as he finally dropped trying to hide it from Sam. He smiled, “Yeah, check out her page.”

Sam opened up her profile. “Wow. She’s actually really pretty. And, well… normal.”

“What does that mean?” Dean asked, his brow furrowing.

“I guess I was just expecting, um… less clothes.”

Dean chuckled, which surprised Sam. Dean didn’t always take dating seriously; his outings with women usually ended when he either ran out of ones or drove off after a night in the sack. The older brother took another sip of his beer before he continued, “Well, that’s how it started. But then I got paired with yellowbug83 and we scored a 95% on the personality match.”

Sam scoffed. “Yeah but that doesn’t exactly count if you use fake information –“ Dean’s brow creased. “Wait, you actually used real answers for this thing? And not just answers that would pair you with as many loose and freaky women as possible?”

“No – but that’s not a bad idea. I should have thought about that.”

Sam shook his head, going back to the phone in his hand to scroll through the woman’s profile. “She actually seems really awesome. Maybe… too awesome?”

“Is that bad?”

“No, it’s not bad. It’s too good to be true for a woman like this to be available.”

Dean scoffed. “I’m sorry, is it so hard to believe that an attractive, red-blooded American female could be interested in someone like me?”

“You realize there’s no guarantee that Emma,” he used air quotes, “is even Emma. I mean, for all we know it could be some Canadian trucker or 70 year old witch disguised as a model look alike. She probably doesn’t even live –“ he looked back down at her profile, rereading where she was located. “Wait a minute, she lives in Manhattan. Emma is the demon cat, isn’t she? We detoured four hours so you could get laid?”

Dean cleared his throat, fidgeting in his seat a little. “I don’t know, uh - hopefully. I mean, we’re gonna go out to dinner tomorrow night at some fancy restaurant. Which reminds me, I need to get the fed suit out of the back and hang it up.”

“Woah, fancy restaurant? Suit? This sounds like a real date.”

“Yeah,” Dean replied, wondering where the confusion was. “You know, I do know how to go on a date, Sammy.” His brother only stared at him, a look of both shock and confusion rest on his face. Dean sighed. “Look, just give me the weekend. I want to at least meet her, okay? The world isn’t gonna end because the Winchesters took a night off.”

Coffee and a Friend

– A Hiddleswift Drabble –

Taylor inhales and leans back on the couch, looking over towards the kitchen. She watches as Tom prepares them each a cup of coffee, thinking to herself how if only every day was as simple as having coffee with a friend. A good friend. Or  a lover.  Or… a friend whom you occasionally have sex with. But not a ‘friend with benefits.’ It was different than that.

She sighs, but quietly enough so that he can’t hear her. None of those terms truly describe her current relationship with Tom.  They are somewhere in between friends and lovers, not seeing other people but also not discussing not seeing other people.  They just weren’t seeing other people. But they also weren’t officially seeing each other either. They were still figuring it all out, slowly, on their own time and in their own way.  They were both fine with that. And they are ignoring the press, the most important thing of all.

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pauliemcca-deactivated20170212  asked:

Hello :) I would like to show to my friends that McLennon is real, (I already asked some mclennon shippers) are you okay to prepare something (such as photos, facts, etc..) so I could show them it is a true story :) Pleaaaase :) !!!

Once upon a time John Lennon and Paul McCartney. They meet each other for the first time on the afternoon of 6th July 1957, at St Peter’s Church Hall, Woolton, Liverpool. 

John Lennon with his skiffle group, The Quarry Men - St Peter’s Church Fete

I think Paul might better explain what happened that day:

‘Ah yes, I remember it well.

I do, actually. My memory of meeting John for the first time is very clear. My mate Ivan Vaughan took me along to Woolton here and there were The Quarry Men, playing on a little platform.

I can still see John – checked shirt, slightly curly hair, singing Come Go With Me by The Del Vikings. He didn’t know all the words, so he was putting in stuff about penitentiaries – and making a good job of it.

I remember thinking ‘He looks good – I wouldn’t mind being in a group with him’.

A bit later we met up; I played him Twenty Flight Rock and he seemed pretty impressed – maybe because I DID know the words.

Then, as all you know, he asked me to join the group, and so we began our trip together. We wrote our first songs together, we grew up together and we lived our lives together.
And when we’d do it together, something special would happen. There’d be that little magic spark.

I still remember his beery old breath when I met him here that day. But I soon came to love that beery old breath. And I loved John. I always was and still am a great fan of John’s. We had a lot of fun together and I treasure all those beautiful memories.

 So I send you all in Woolton and Liddipool my best wishes today.

And thanks for remembering – there’s no way that when we met here we had any idea of what we’d be starting. But I’m very proud of what we did. And I’m very glad that I did it with John.

I hope you all have a wonderful day and God bless all who sail in you.

Paul McCartney’
This is a message sent to St Peter’s Church by Paul McCartney.

Well, we can see that Paul says to love John’s beery old breath. And every time Paul has an opportunity to talk about his ‘beery old breath’, he does. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWBT1PJHJy8
What sort of guy says he loves his friend’s beery breath?

” The last week in August [1957], Paul McCartney returned to Liverpool, tanned and noticeably slimmer. In addition to starting school, he came back to begin a relationship he seemed destined for: hooking up with John Lennon.”  (Bob Spitz, The Beatles)

Draw your own conclusions.

'The Quarry Men went to a party in Ford, a village on the outskirts of Liverpool… “John and Paul were inseparable that night, like Siamese twins,” says Charles Robert, who met them en route on the upper deck of a cherry red Ribble bus. “It was like the rest of us didn’t exist.” They spent most of the evening talking, conducting a whispery summit in one corner, Roberts recalls. […]“In the middle of the party they went out, ostensibly looking for a cigarette machine, and appeared some time after carrying a cocky-watchman’s lamp. The next morning, when it was time to leave, we couldn’t get out of the house because they had put cement stolen from the roadworks into the mortise lock so the front door wouldn’t open. And we had to escape through a window.” Source: Bob Spitz, The Beatles: The Biography, 2005

WTF? Mmm… LOL Well, anyway, this quote shows how John and Paul became inseparable. They were like part of each other now.

And it’s a summary about the Early Days.

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Paris, 1961: A magical and mystery tour

John’s aunt gave him £100 (it was a lot of money at that time) to his 21st birthday. He decided to travel to Paris and took Paul along, despite having a girlfriend and many others friends. 
Years later, around 1974, when John was living with May Pang and Paul and Linda visited them, Linda asked if John missed England. He replied: ‘Frankly, I miss Paris’.

“John and I went on a trip for his twenty-first birthday…Anyway, one of John’s relatives gave him £100 for his birthday. A hundred smackers in your hand! Then it was a real windfall. None of us could believe it. To this day if you give me £100 I would be impressed. And I was his mate, enough said? ‘Let’s go on holiday.’ – ‘You mean me too? With the hundred quid? Great! I’m part of this windfall.’” Paul McCartney.

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Beatlemania!

“In continuing rebellion against their new bespoke image, John habitually left his top button undone and his tie crooked; often before they went onstage, in an almost wifely - or motherly - gesture, Paul would stand him still and do up the button for him.” John Lennon : The Life ( Philip Norman )

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And in the end…

June 4th, 1968 (EMI Studios): While The Beatles are in the middle of recording and mixing ‘Revolution 1’, Yoko Ono observes them in the adjoining room, recording her thoughts and feelings in a stream of consciousness.

YOKO: After the initial embarrassment, then – um, now Paul is being very nice to me. He’s nice, and a – a very, um, str– on the level, straight sense. Like, um, whenever there’s something happening at Apple, he explains to me, as if I should know, [inaudible] and things like that. And also whenever there’s something like they need a light man or something like that, he asks me if I know of anybody in the art world, and things like that.
And like, um, I can see that he’s just now suddenly changing his attitude, like he’s being – he’s treating me with respect. Not because it’s me – but because I belong to John. I hope that’s what it is, because that would be nice. And I feel like he’s my younger brother or something like that. I’m sure that if he had been a woman or something, he would have been a great threat – because there’s something definitely very strong between John and Paul.
And, um – and probably among those three people of George and Ringo and Paul, Paul is the only one that I can sort of feel the vibration [from]. Like, sort of sense it, you know, that something is among that. ‘Cause Ringo and George, I just can’t communicate. I mean, I’m sure that George and – I’m really sure that they’re both very nice people, but that’s not the point… I think that’s because being, uh, [because of John, Paul, and me] being air signs, like Libra, Gemini, and Aquarius.

'As mild and oblique as the comment was [Paul’s “You took your lucky break and broke it in two” line from “Too Many People”], it seemed to cut John to the heart. On top of the questionnaire inside the McCartney album and the lawsuit, it was like the tipping point between a divorcing couple that turns love into savage, no-holds-barred hostility. Indeed, John’s wounded anger was more that of an ex-spouse than ex-colleague, reinforcing a suspicion already in Yoko’s mind that his feelings for Paul had been far more intense than the world at large ever guessed. From chance remarks he had made, she gathered there had even been a moment where - on the principle that bohemians should try everything - he had contemplated an affair with Paul, but had been deterred by Paul’s immovable heterosexuality. Nor, apparently, was Yoko the only one to have picked up on this. Around Apple, in her hearing, Paul would sometimes be called JOHN’S PRINCESS. She had also once heard a rehearsal tape with John’s voice calling out  “Paul … Paul … ” in a strangely subservient, pleading way. “I knew there was something going on there,” she remembers. “From his point of view, not from Paul’s. And he was so angry at Paul, I couldn’t help wondering what it was really about.”’ (Source: Philip Norman, John Lennon: The Life, 2008)

John’s princess… Moreover, listen to Lennon’s song called (Forgive me) My little flower princess.

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Living in worlds apart

He used to say, ”everyone is on the McCartney bandwagon”. He wrote I’m Just a Jealous Guy, and he said that the song was about me. So I think it was just some kind of jealousy.’ -Paul McCartney

'I was feeling insecure
You might not love me any more’

'I was trying catch your eyes
Thought that you was trying to hide’

curiosity: Jealous Guy was composed around 1968.

Speaking about their solo career, did you see Ram’s back cover? There’s two beetles (beatles) copulating.

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I close with the greatest proof of love that Paul did to John. Here Today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzgAJbfme8 

They loved each other, it’s unquestionable, believing in mclennon or no. Lennon and McCartney completed each other like a puzzle. It was nearly… magical and surreal.

“There was a deeper love there that neither of us could admit to.” (Paul McCartney, about his relationship with John)

way too soft a touch for you

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SUMMARY: Dan and Phil come together and fall apart over and over again, and just can’t figure out the right way to love each other. Aka what happens when two kids start dating without technically labeling it “dating,” and then are still living together 6 years later somehow.
A/N: YOU GUYS. Wow. This was a lot to write. Lol honestly I just think that Dan & Phil’s relationship is a telling example of the modern tendency to avoid labels…and I needed to get all of my headcanon in words. Should be a fun read at least <3

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anonymous asked:

what things have kaisoo confirmed that you only thought of before? please list 5 or 10. with feelings.

this is a really good question but 5-10? anon do u even know 5-10 things like that …I’ll try

so yeah this is going to be really unnecessarily long. I hope you fucking like READING ABOUT KAISOO because you like kaisoo and not bc you hate them and think they’re not real but still have to check kaisoo blogs and what kaisoo is doing and care a lot about what shippers think. if ur one of those people coming to this post….don’t get bitter just get better :)

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so anyways. well, firstly from all the predebut pics we got it seemed like they were really close predebut. I mean, we got more kaisoo predebut pics than most of the other members by themselves. wtf is up with that. but ifans never really got to hear more. and the shippers just like languished in misery while all the other fans said they weren’t close even after the pic of ksoo lying on top of ji with a do not distribute warning but that’s another story…

but yeah eventually in an interview pcy brought up how they became close fast also brought up the really unexpected fact that ji was scared of ksoo at first ??? and once they cleared up the misunderstanding they became close really fast?? the implications are so…a lot but I got another ask on this topic so I won’t get into that here.

also another thing along the same line was ji helping ksoo with dancing predebut and them practicing together and then they literally…they went there in 2nd box and ksoo was always watching him HE WAS ALWAYS WATCHING HIM….I Felt That To Be True And It Was So. 

so in connection with that, just kaisoo in general being really close…I know we see things like that now and it’s kind of interesting how ppl who don’t like kaisoo have to be so deep in denial. but if you are an ifan and weren’t around until, let’s say, last year, the depth of it was even worse before that. first it was kaisoo was only a thing bc of arbitrage, then it was only a thing bc antg tmrw, then it was all fanservice, then s*kai* and su_do and every other ship was so much better apparently and kaisoo was sooo overrated. and ppl were clearly resentful kaisoo became really popular and had all the best most popular fics and best writers and artists. kind of like how exo became super popular w ifans extremely fast and other fandoms were bothered and had to insult exo and exo-ls for every damn thing. lol. both things still apply to the present.

but like…god forbid you thought kaisoo was closer or different than any other ship involving them in the universe. for like the longest time it was me and a few friends deeply discussing kaisoo in private chats, wondering what all their interactions meant. I mean, in my experience that I remember, ofc shippers got excited about moments and people clearly thought they were both really lovely and really suspicious, but I really don’t rmbr anyone explicitly saying hey they’re actually really close and their interactions are different than other ships, none of this can be interpreted as fanservice. you just couldn’t say that.

I feel like in general the kaisoo ifan community just??? idk. didn’t know and were hopeful but we really weren’t sure for the most part. I did see kaisoo analysis before cmb and people said I don’t think they do fanservice and they’re really close. they also got compared to yun_jae.

so to get to the damn point, cut to cmb era when some people who communicated w kfans and read korean kadi shipper blogs and the like actually brought over to tumblr about how kaisoo is actually considered to be the closest to each other in the group, if not the closest in general. all their interactions were regarded as genuine, bts. they didn’t do fanservice, ji spoke to him in banmal and that’s a big deal. kfans also know that it’s suspicious how popular they are and sm doesn’t promote them. basically all these things that I know a lot of ifans wondered about but didn’t know how to find out. to wrap this up, that basically lead to me and others writing analysis and things like that!

also sorry to jump around but in 2nd box, someone who speaks korean informed me that they didn’t just say “we became close fast” they said “we became really close really fast”. they emphasized that shit. I mean, disclaimer that I’m not korean and understand only basic k-pop korean, but my friend who was told me that the term “close” to describe relationships is used much more loosely there, like people in your work group of acquaintances are “close”. so they really did emphasize they meant more than that. or maybe they didn’t. idk these things. don’t take my word on it. correct me if I’m wrong even, that would be much appreciated.

okay…this isn’t smth I thought of personally, but it’s so wild and icb I’ve never seen anyone else point it out. maybe its because I made it up. idk. I don’t rmbr the url unfortunately, but back in 2013 there was a blog that put really cheesy embarrassing fake captions on kaisoo gifs and sometimes people believed them and they got really popular. um I don’t have these saved. if you want to look then ok. so during mama 2013 ksoo was injured during a perf and was a total champ about it while ji kept checking up on him and helped him off the stage and at the airport the next day. nice. that really did happen and people still don’t….ok enough about haters. anyways.

that gifmaker put subtitles on their album of the year speech, which ksoo was at the hospital for, where ji was saying stuff like how he’s too upset to accept the award bc ksoo got hurt. so embarrassing and cheesy right? people really believed that too….so cut to the same interview where pcy spilled the scalding T in like aug 2014. they were talking about getting album of the year at mama 2013 and ji literally….oh my god…said how he couldn’t feel fully happy bc ksoo got hurt. smth like that. he really……………he’s worse than the most extra fake subs I’m so gone icb he did that.

side note: people really fell for the fake subs but won’t acknowledge kaisoo stuff literally does all the time…maybe that says smth that for many people actions don’t speak louder than words? they need smth like HI IM KSOO JI HURT HIS LEG AND IT MADE ME FEEL HURT EMOTIONALLY IM HELPING HIM OUT WITH HIS CRUTCHES AND UP AND DOWN STAIRS AND I CARE ABOUT HIM THE MOST SO I’M HELPING THE MOST…idk just a thought maybe you don’t feel the same which is fine. what I just wrote is so ridiculous but I wouldn’t be surprised. I mean ppl still site a 2013 interview where ksoo and tao were like “no homo” to a ? everyone else answered thoughtfully about what they like in men as proof kaisoo isn’t real and ksoo is str8 as heck. on the same caliber as tao. yep.

also goddamn in the 2nd box when they pinky promised on not one but TWO (2) dates and talked about it like they plan these things all the time. ifans never get to hear about shit but someone out there knows this shit bc it happens. also when ksoo talked about playing billiards with the members and ji started talking about playing billiards w ksoo and ksoo’s like “don’t say anything more” ???????? they go out secretly. that’s all. why it gotta be a secret?? You Know Why.

also shout out 2 gabi @kyungsoosjigglynalgas for reminding me about the exo quiz thingy where they confirmed yet again that ksoo and ji stay in the dorms a lot, which is smth they’ve hinted at before but they kind of indirectly confirmed again. are they cuddling?? ignoring each other??? watching movies????? cooking?? Who Knows besides them (and saesangs maybe)

so um. that’s all I can think of for now.  my other thought I’m waiting for them to confirm bc it has to be true is ksoo helping ji with singing. I won’t hold my breath but….soon.

gosh so I hope instead of briefly talking about 5-10 moments you enjoyed these 4 (??) intensely described moments. um. im tired.