also known as 'hot'

Inner Circle as high school students
  • Rhys : the popular jock, dating Feyre, also known as prom king even though they didn't have prom yet, has every girl swooning at the bat of an eye, scores straight A's, always getting Feyre gifts and flowers and calling her his queen.
  • Feyre : the popular chick, dating Rhys, gets tutored by Rhys, always blushing bc of Rhys, locker is always filled with presents bc of Rhys, also known as prom queen.
  • Mor : the hot lesbian that ever girl secretly wants and every guy openly wants, captain of the girl's lacrosse team, captain of the swim team, captain of the volleyball team, captain of the football team, Feyre's bestfriend.
  • Azriel : the quiet, brooding, emo like guy that stands in the corners, smokes weed, every guy hates bc every girl secretly has a crush on him, best friends with Rhys and Cass, still madly in love with Mor.
  • Cassian : the funny and cocky jock that everyone wants to hang out with, thinks with his dick, dated every girl on the cheerleading squad, has the librarian fainting and in a stretcher every time he walks by, lowkey trying to find his one true love.
  • Amren : the scarier version of Regina George, always wearing red lipstick that looks exactly like blood, hisses when she catches someone staring, almost stabbed a teacher to change her mark from a B to an A, always in the library and has the librarian running away and screaming every time she walks by.

So…which one of your OTP is dumb enough to ask if a lightbulb that’s been on all day is hot, and then proceed to test it by pressing their finger hard against the top of the bulb as long as they can before screaming, while the other person just watches in silence like ‘wtaf’?

Me: Eh, I don’t really Overwatch but people are losing their shit over some new trailer, might as well check it out while I’ve got some time to spare.

[Two minutes later]:

Me: I DON’T KNOW THESE PEOPLE BUT I CARE INTENSELY ABOUT INTELLECTUAL GORILLA, TELEPORTING BUTCH AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP.

Funny facts about the Icelandic language

I get A LOT of questions about Iceland and what it’s like living here. So today I have decided to not answer any of the useful things I could tell you and just make a big shitpost about the Icelandic language. 🔆

Pika- Okay. So keep in mind that Pikachu in Pokémon quite commonly says pika. Like a lot. Pokémon is/was on TV here just like most other countries. Okay so, wanna know what píka means in Ielandic. Vagina. Not even kidding a little. ⚡️🐱

Bra- No, bra does not mean anything related to underwear of any kind. According to us, it’s the sound that ducks make 🦆

Hjúkrunarfræðingur- I know you’re probably thinking that this must mean something very smart and complicated. Nope. This unneccessarily long ass word just means nurse. Yep. 👩🏻‍⚕️

Strætóstoppistöð- another unneccasserily long word. Simply means “bus stop” 👐🏻

Leðurblökumaðurinn- In almost every country in the world Batman is just called Batman or something very similar. Yeah.. we didn’t get the note. Leðurblökumaðurinn it is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kind- it does not mean anything related to kindness or any other emotional expression. It means sheep. And according to us it does not tell you “baah” it says “me”. If it happens two times it makes “meme”. Isn’t that just wonderful? 🐑

Geirvarta- it means nipple. The weird thing is that it is made from two words “Geir” which is a pretty common male name here, and “varta” which means “wart”. Imagine if the word for nipple would be “JasonPimple”?! Poor Geir..

Not language related but: we have an app here where you bump your phones together to see if you are related before you have sex with someone. You may have heard this somewhere before but I am here to confirm that this is true. There are only 300.000 people in the entire country so accidental incest is very much a possibility. ⚠️

In Iceland we don’t have just one Santa, no,we have 13. And yes they bring you small gifts each of the thirteen days leading to christmas, but they also are known for stealing hot-dogs and candles, eating all your skyr (fancy yoghurt), slamming doors, and other not so bad but mildly annoying things. But their mom is a hideous troll lady that lives in the mountains and eats children. Yikes.. 🎄💀

We have at least two letters that no other country in the world uses: ð (capital Ð) and þ (capital Þ) and also other rare letters that are only used here and in other Scandinavian countries: ö (Ö) and æ (Æ).

To make the sounds of Ð and Þ put your tongue between your teeth and blow. Softly for ð and hard for Þ (should sound like Th in Thor/thing/thunder/etc)

Hope you enjoyed 🤜🏻🤛🏻

I remember

I remember my founders as clear as if I had met them only yesterday.

There was Helga. Helga, with her loving smile and giddy laugh. With her warming eyes and sunny charm. She reminds me of a tree, with deep roots and powers, ancient and strong. She was the thick bark to Godric’s fire, the soft leaves to Rowena’s Wind and the strong roots to Salazar’s Water. Warm, lovable Helga Hufflepuff. Hard working and loyal. She knew her worth, she knew her power. She never liked to use it as much as the others, but she was a force to be reckoned with. I can see her in the new students. Not a single one of them left me and my proteges during the battle.They stood together, fighting side by side. I know that Helga would be proud to see her children following her path. I wish they could meet her. I hope they know how proud she is of them. I really do.

Then there was Godric. Oh, Godric. He was so young, so wild and oh so caring. Godric, without a shred of a doubt, was fire. Fierce and impetuous. He was the beacon of light within the group, glowing and pulsating with the urge to prove himself. And just like fire, he could burn. Bright, yes, oh yes. So very bright. But also so very hot. His wrath was known to be like a seething hot sword. But as much as he was daring he was caring. The blaze in him could calm to glowing embers and soothing warmth engulfed me whenever I was in his presence. His descendants seem to have a nack for getting themselves into trouble. I can almost hear him laugh. That loud and hearty laugh that fell so easily from his lips. I know he is proud of his house. He was good at bragging, just as good as Salazar, but he was always laughing. And I know with ultimate certainty, wherever he is right now, he is bragging about his house.

Rowena, oh, Rowena Ravenclaw. There are queens and then there is Rowena. An empress as only known from far away lands, with straight noses and straighter minds. She was the cutting air and the singing winds. She was as fierce as Godric, but only in a hidden way, between verses and songs, between pages and lines. She favoured scholars, yes, indeed, but that did not make her dull. She was an adventurer in her own way. She was a dreamer and a builder. She was a world creator and she knew it. We all knew it. She was the ballad in the dark, gruesome nights. She was the poems that warmed a lover’s heart. She was the lullaby that chased away the nightmares. Rowena was the wind. As free and soaring as the west winds without leaving her study. If she could see her stundents now she might even bow her head to them. I think she is burning up with pride for them. Not that she would tell, but maybe, just maybe, she would sing about it.

How could I ever forget Salazar Slytherin? Salazar, with secrets in his eyes and mysteries on his lips. Salazar with his infamous mind and his sharp tounge.He was a though one. Or maybe he wasn’t. Maybe he was the softest of them all. For he protected what was his with such raging devotion that I wondered, more than once, who it was that had hurt him so. Salazar was water. He turned from roaring rivers to wrathful waves to soothing seas to divine drops. He was daring in a quiet way. Charismatic and hypnotizing with that smirk that was always flirting with danger. He kept to himself but he was good at making Godric laugh and roar with laughter. They where opposites, no doubt there. But they could make each other laugh as easily as they could set each other off. It was fun to watch, no denying there. Salazar will always be a riddle to me. But I know, that he would be delighted, truly delighted, to see that his students where still as devoted as he was. He would be happy to know that they were all trying to be as safe and happy as he was always trying to be.


I have seen a lot in my long years. Students come and go, faces appear and disappear. But I will always remeber my four founders. My earth, my fire, my air and my water. It is funny, how they all think their own house best when it is so obvious that they would not exist without the others. None of them is perfect, truly, they are far from it. But together? Well, that is a different story entierly.

For now, I just hope to do my job. I’ll honour my duties which my four friends bestowed upon me. I’ll keep their proteges safe. Safe and sound and happy.

After all, I will always be here to welcome you home.

some cute things i noticed about the pittsburgh penguins

so as many of you know, i went to the pit v njd game on april 6th, and it was my first hockey game so i legit wrote down the things i noticed them doing that i thought were cute.

under a read more because i have way too many feelings.

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TOP5 Sexiest PRODUCE101 Trainees – #1

Some guys out there try so hard to act sexy – and there are men that don’t really need to try. We fall for those who have natural sex appeal. No specific looks, skills or personality required – just pure sexual presence.

While most younger girls prefer the pretty and cute trainees of Produce 101 Season 2, us women look for something more sensual – more exciting. We are going for those guys who make our blood boil, our mouth drool and our panties drop. 

Oh, yes! Sex appeal can be so thrilling and dangerous for our dirty minds. But you know what is most fatal for our ovaries? – A guy that appears all sweet and cheery, and then suddenly transforms into the worst sex god you have ever seen.

#1 – KANG DANIEL // 강다니엘

Originally posted by nctaetrash

Produce 101 Season 2 just started – and the MMO gossip squad was the talk of the town. You cannot watch the first episode without noticing this bunch of five adorable trainees.

Originally posted by itsjoanb

Especially two of them left a lasting impression. While Yoon Jisung provided everyone with good laughs, Kang Daniel gained a lot of attention because of his charming smile, pink hair and bromancy behavior. BUT WE WERE ALL FOOLED!

Originally posted by kangj00n

This Produce 101 trainee is much more than just a sweet and fluffy bunny with the cutest smile ever. This guy is a fucking monster that is able to destroy female bodies only with his seductive expression.

Originally posted by dsoulxxx

Let’s be honest – until episode 3 no one knew that Daniel was a hot beast in disguise. Yes, he always appeared manly thanks to his broad shoulders and mature visuals. But with his super cute personality and his adorable smiling face, who could have guessed that this fucker is the worst seducer of them all?

Originally posted by kangdan101

Sorry, Sorry team 2 – also known as Justice League team – was full of insanely hot boys. Come on! I’ve already mentioned three of them on this list. This group appeared on stage, and ruined my uterus in an instant.

Originally posted by p-eachdaniel

Although Seongwoo performed as center, it was Daniel who got most of my attention. How can he look so freaking good in a suit? I wasn’t prepared for this. What is this kind of magic?

Originally posted by p-eachdaniel

I’m thinking about suing Mnet. My mind and body stopped working properly after Team Justic League’s performance. Thanks, Mnet!

But yes… this was the moment I have realized: Fuck. That’s my bias.

Originally posted by sour-satang

As if the last performance wasn’t brutal enough, Daniel formed along with five other extremely popular trainees the Get Ugly team and ruined my life AGAIN.

From being all sensual and classy in Super Junior’s Sorry, Sorry to acting all playful and hot in Jason Derulo’s Get Ugly. Why are you doing this to me, Mnet?

Originally posted by leejanhae

I’m usually not that kind of girl that goes crazy when a male idol lifts his shirt to show his abs. But holy shit – why does this work so well with Daniel’s performance? It doesn’t look forced or desperate like on most idols or trainees. 

Originally posted by god-kangdaniel

Yes, Daniel stood out a lot during the Get Ugly performance – mostly because of his b-boying – which suits him so so well – and his perfect facial expression.

Originally posted by hwangminyeo

All the mature and sensual vibes from Sorry, Sorry suddenly turned into sexy and playful charisma in Get Ugly. With such a variety of hotness – how can not fall for him?

But it wasn’t the Sorry, Sorry nor the Get Ugly performance that made me completely lose my shit.

What the fuck is wrong with me? I’m a 28-year-old woman that shouldn’t start screaming like a ridiculous fan girl in here teens, right? So what’s happening? There are only three male idols that are able to make me go full nuts – and all of them are much older than Daniel. (By the way, if you’re interested who those idols are, let me know.)

Originally posted by kangdanielx

But then Open Up happened – and I was completely done with my life. To quote produced101: Daniel didn’t suit the concept – He WAS the concept of the song. And the funny thing is, Daniel had to join this team as a punishment for his (in my opinion) ridiculous SNS scandal.

Originally posted by smileyhueyuniverse

Good job, Mnet! Is this karma? Then this sexy motherfucker hit first place after his team’s seductive show. Not only for the concept evaluation challenge – he even ranked first during last week’s elimination episode as well.

Originally posted by lookgoodkpop

But guys, you know what bothers me? I want to hear him rap properly. He was always singing during all those episodes – which was honestly good. Besides his amazing dance skills, his voice sounds beautiful. But… I mean… come on! He’s actually a rapper – so let him rap! Well, I have a thing for rappers. If he suddenly turns into a badass rap god, I can die in piece, okay?

I just want to say that Kang Daniel is besides the other four extremely hot trainees I’ve mentioned, the sexiest of all Produce 101 candidates. He’s the one that makes girls break out in sweat. He’s the one that forces ladies’ blood to boil. And he’s the one that should win Produce 101 Season 2′s center position on Friday.

Originally posted by softjvngkook

PRODUCE101 – BURN IT UP VS ENERGETIC

PRODUCE101 – 10 MOMENTS THAT MADE ME COMPLETELY LOSE MY SHIT

PRODUCE101 FINAL – THOUGHTS AND OVERWHELMING EMOTIONS

PRODUCE101 – HOW THE PERFECT BOY GROUP WOULD LOOK LIKE

TOP5 SEXIEST PRODUCE101 TRAINEES: #5#4#3#2#1

PRODUCE101 EPISODE 10 – FEELINGS, FRUSTRATION AND FEAR

Italian Coffee Recipe (also known as Bicerin)

Ingredients

°1/2 cup strong coffee
°1/2 cup hot chocolate
°1/4 cup heavy creamChocolate shavings (optional)

Instructions

Put a mason jar in the freezer (this is for making the cream topping. If you’d rather use whipped cream, skip this step).

Make a pot of strong coffee.While the coffee is brewing, make yourself a batch of hot chocolate. We recommend something homemade and creamy, but any hot chocolate will work.

Pour your hot chocolate into the bottom 1/3rd of your mug.
Pour your coffee over the back of a spoon into the mug, filling to 2/3rds full.

Put your heavy cream into the chilled mason jar and close.Shake until the cream thickens slightly.

Pour cream over the back of a spoon, filling the mug completely.Top with chocolate shavings.

The Kurosaki Family

We all know that these two got married, had sex, and are now the parents to a little cinnamon roll known as Kurosaki Kazui…

We also know that they are HOT A'Fand we’ve seen how their hotness have affected people before…

So… Just imagine how many hearts this kid is going to shatter when he grows up…

It’s gonna be a bloodbath. 

BTS Reaction To...

Y/N wearing glasses while studying

Seokjin

He would think they suited you really well. After all, would he date someone who he didn’t think was as beautiful as him? If he could make glasses look good then, of course, you could too.

“They really compliment your face shape Jagi.”

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Yoongi

He would find them low key hot and really attractive when you came home with matching glasses to his. He would tease you when you admitted to doing it on purpose.

“My Jagi is such a deadass for wanting to match with me.”

Originally posted by sugamysavagebaby

Hoseok

Hobi would find them attractive but would never admit to it. He felt like if he admitted to it you would be the one to tease him. But that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t compliment your appearance in them.

“Did you always look this beautiful? Maybe I need glasses.”

Originally posted by park-jimizzle

Namjoon

BrainMon would love seeing you wear your study glasses! He would love the fact that every time you had them on it meant you were learning. He would also find them high key hot. He would make it known how sexy he thought you were in them.

“Jagiya~ What are you studying today?”

Originally posted by choke-me-namjoon

Jimin

Jimin would think it’s cute and smile cutely to himself when he sees you wearing them. Since he needs glasses himself (he appears to wear contacts more often though) he wouldn’t make fun of you or anything.

“Who would’ve guessed my Jagi could get even cuter.”

Originally posted by doona-baes

Taehyung

So TaeTae has been seen wearing glasses a lot recently (I’m not sure if they’re prescription or fake) which means if you needed glasses to study, he wouldn’t mind. He would probably see them as quite fashionable.

“You should wear them more often Jagi, they make your eyes look prettier.”

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Jungkook

You needed glasses to study, he needed glasses to reduce eye strain. He would make a deal of if you didn’t tease him then he wouldn’t tease you. Like Yoongi, he would find them low key hot.

“You know, you don’t look half bad in those. I don’t think I could tease you even if I wanted to.”

Originally posted by nochuie

Yoongi and Jimin reactions by @tragicshadows

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anonymous asked:

I’ve been reading a lot about Hellenic polytheism and it just kinda seems right to me? I feel really connected to Persephone and Aphrodite. Does you have any information or tips for me?

Welcome, Anon!  I can offer more specific assistance about Persephone than about Aphrodite. I recommend the pages for Aphrodite at Theoi.com (here) and at Hellenion’s Temenos site (here).

I have a lot of information and opinions about Persephone, though, so get something to drink, and make yourself comfortable!

Controversy

The worship of Persephone, also known as Kore (”the maiden”) is a hot issue in modern religion, and how one worships Her depends on whether one sees Her primarily as a maiden who became a willing bride, or as a victim of rape who wrested queenship and other honors from her attacker. I hold the former view, which I believe is based on solid scholarship, and I must disclose that this is also informed by my leanings towards the Roman view of the gods, which endorses Proserpina as a goddess of marriage and Plouto as an ideal husband. Although I disagree with there those who insist on the interpretation of Persephone as a victim, I realize that they believe their reasons are valid, and I respect their right to worship Her as they see fit.

I suggest you consult the sources, and decide for yourself, because the perspective from which you choose to worship Her is going to affect how and whether you worship Hades.

There is also controversy among polytheists about whether Persephone has children, with whom and in what circumstances they were conceived. Some people view her marriage to Hades as childless, some believe they had children, either together, or with other partners: Melinoe, the goddess of ghosts and nightmares, Makaria, goddess of a blessed death, and Zagreus, who grew up to become Dionysus.

Resources

You can search my Persephone tags for a range of information (I have eleven pages of posts and reblogs about her!). Other tumblr users with a scholarly perspective on Persephone include coloricioso, a-gnosis, and kata-cthonia,

Online resources:

Persephone at Theoi,com

Persephoneion, the Sanctuary of Persephone at locriantica.it

C.M Furness, An Analysis of the Homeric Hymn to Demeter

Iphigenia Levanti, The Mondragone Relief Revisited: Eleusinian Cult Iconography in Campania

C. Sourvinou-Inwood, Persephone and Aphrodite at Locri: A Model for Personality Definitions in Greek Religions (https://www.jstor.org/stable/630195)

Books:

Margaret Alexiou, The Ritual Lament in Greek Tradition

Walter Burkert, “The Maiden’s Tragedy” pp. 69-79 in Creation of the Sacred (read at Google Books here)

Helene P. Foley, The Homeric Hymn to Demeter (review here) (excerpt here)

Karl Kerényi, Eleusis: Archetypal Image of Mother and Daughter

Mary R. Lefkowitz, “Seduction and Rape in Greek Myth” in Consent and Coersiont o Sex and Marriage in Ancient and Medieval Societies edited by Angeliki E. Laiou (read at Google Books here)

George E. Mylonas, Eleusis and the Eleusinian Mysteries

John H. Oakley , Rebecca H. Sinos, The Wedding in Ancient Athens (review here) (Google Books here)

Ann Suter, The Narcissus and the Pomegranate: An Archaeology of the Homeric Hymn to Demeter (information here)

Other Sources:

Art and artifacts are also important in understanding Persephone’s myth and cult. Look for information about the Votive Relief of Lysimachides, and the Locri Pinakes, I suggest visiting the many online museum image collections and viewing the pottery and statues of Persephone that were created in antiquity.

Festival Dates

The ancient Greeks worshiped Persephone, along with Demeter and Hades, at the Lesser Eleusinian Mysteries, held in the early Spring over six days. and the Greater Eleusinian Mysteries, a week-long festival held in the early Autumn. See the Hellenion calendar for the dates, which vary each year. In addition, Persephone may have been honored at the Anthestheria, the Athenian Festival of Flowers, although the festival itself was dedicated to Dionysus.

The ancient Romans honored Persephone and Hades as Proserpina and Dis Pater at the Taurian Games, which may have been Etruscan in origin. The games occurred at irregular intervals, but were held between the Ides of May and the Kalends of June.

Proserpina was also worshiped by the ancient Romans at a festival on January 6. Her return from the netherworld was celebrated on April 3, and her descent to the Netherworld was honored on November 25. (This information is from http://people.ucls.uchicago.edu/~fspaltr/Roman%20Festivals.pdf)

Modern Worship

Some modern Hellenic polytheists worship Persephone with either Demeter or Hades, or both, at Hecate’s Deipnon, the last day of each lunar month. Hellenion, a U.S. Hellenic polytheist organization, encourages a libation to be poured to Demeter and Kore on the second Saturday of September. Persephone is honored, along with Hades and other deities, during the Heliogenna festival on the night of the Winter Solstice.

Most Hellenic reconstructionists refer to the chthonic deities by their epithets, rather than their names. (This information is from: http://baringtheaegis.blogspot.nl/2015/02/epithets-and-safety.html) Epithets can be found under the individual deity listings at theoi.com. I consider myself more of a revivalist than a reconstructionist, so I use their names in prayer and worship.

It is usual to mix the wine offered to the Hellenic deities with water, but straight wine is offered to the chthonic deities, possibly because food and drink offered to them is not supposed to be shared by humans. Libations made to chthonic deities are spilled on the ground, rather than poured. The technique is to place the vessel on the earth, and gently turn it over until all the liquid spills out. Offerings made to the chthonic deities are to be placed in a small hole and buried, when possible. Some apartment-dwellers keep a large pot of soil for this, and refresh it when needed.

Hymns, poems, and ideas for worshiping Persephone can be found at Hellenion’s Temenos site (here).

May your path be blessed!

Readers who follow Aphrodite and/or Persephone are invited to offer suggestions to help this Anon get started!

Ray Gun Headcanons

Dr. Death Defying

  • Pink with black stripes
  • A bit older than most Killjoys’ guns, but it’s in good shape. He cleans it often and rarely needs to use it. He knows that people think it’s funny that a grizzly war vet has a pink gun, but he doesn’t care.
  • D still remembers his training from the wars, and he knows the importance of defending himself in the Zones. He’s pretty decent with a gun, but he hopes that he never has to use it. He also keeps his old military rifle around, even though he hates looking at it.

Show Pony

  • Bright blue
  • His gun works well, but it can be unpredictable. It’s been known to shoot off sparks and fizzle out unexpectedly, but he’s had it for years and doesn’t want to replace it.
  • He has decent aim and a quick reaction time, and he’s not afraid to use his gun when the situation calls for it. Most people don’t mess with Pony when he’s holding a ray gun.

Cherri Cola

  • Pink with a black lightning bolt on the side
  • Not the best or the fastest gun in the Zones, but highly reliable. He’s used the same ray gun for years without any major problems.
  • Cherri’s such a great shot that he doesn’t even need a fancy gun. With lighting-fast reflexes and incredible aim, he could probably knock out 3 people with a slingshot, let alone a ray gun.

Tommy Chow Mein

  • Plain white, never painted or customized
  • It’s not the most advanced model, but he upgrades every few years (when he can afford it) to ensure that he has a working ray gun. It functions better than a lot of Killjoys’ guns, and he takes good care of it.
  • Unfortunately, he’s not a great shot, so having a decent gun doesn’t help him much. He has a fast reaction time, but his aim isn’t great, and he’s never been much of a fighter in general.

NewsAGoGo

  • Pale blue with white Japanese lettering that says “GO!”
  • Fast and efficient, this is one of the most high-tech guns in the area. A gift from an associate after she paid them a big favor.
  • She’s not a great shot, but she keeps the gun around for intimidation purposes. She’s also been known to threaten people with an (unloaded) shotgun.

DJ Hot Chimp

  • Pitch black
  • Older model that she bought years ago. She knows she should probably get it replaced, but she prefers the older mechanisms. It takes a while to charge, but she’s made some modifications that make the blast more powerful.
  • She’s a good shot and can hold her own in a fight. Her gun is one of her most treasured possessions, and she never goes anywhere without it.

Ya know, people make a big deal about how the Uchiha (arguable with the Hyuuga and Senju being a thing) were supposedly the strongest clan in Konoha, but the thing is, I’m pretty sure the Uzumaki were stronger in general.

First of all, they had an entire hidden village to themselves, that was apparently enough of a threat that one or more of the other great villages (probably Kumo and/or Iwa) decided to destroy it.

Another thing is that every known Uzumaki is absurdly powerful.

I’ve talked about her before, but Kushina was able to hold back the full strength of Kurama while considerable weakened and on the verge of death. She was also well-known throughout the elemental nations by her nickname Red Hot-Blooded Habanero.

Then there’s Mito, and while we know very little about her, we do know that she more or less single-handedly sealed Kurama within herself, something no one has done before or since.

Karin is a little less obvious, but her chakra’s healing properties is something unique to her and her Uzumaki life force, and then during the war she uses the Adamantine Attacking Chains (a weaker version of Kushina’s Adamantine Sealing Chains) to take on a mokuton golem by herself, with no experience.

And finally there’s Nagato, who was able to handle the full power of the Rinnegan for most of his life with no noticeable consequences. 

And those are only the full-blooded Uzumaki, I didn’t even get into Naruto, Tsunade, Boruto, and Himawari, all of whom have their own accomplishments.

anonymous asked:

Hi there don't know if there is an tag for this but I always see fics where it's common that Derek isn't tech savvy but I wanted to know if there were any fics with Derek being really good at research and he just pretends to suck at it as an excuse to be around stiles. Also you guys are awesome and I'm really thankful for all that you do here 🙏🏽

I couldn’t find any where he dumbs himself down but here’s smart!Derek. - Anastasia

Originally posted by fragileheartxxx

Derek is Smart by Kateomega97

(1/1 I 474 I Not Rated)

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Because I Do by orphan_account

(1/1 I 3,065 I General)

“Right, sorry.” Stiles says, “nothing happened right after Gage’s accident. Other than him walking away from it, literally walking away from it–oh my god–oh Jesus; fuck me. What if Gage was a werewolf?

Because I Said So by ksalterego

(2/3 I 12,055 I Explicit)

There is Derek, knowing for over two years that Stiles is his mate. There is Stiles, knowing for over two years that he has the hots for Derek; he also has known for over a year that he actually has feelings for Derek.

And then there is magical pollen. Or is it pollenized magic?

Well, whatever. Things ensue.

Help Wanted (But Not Really) by reillyblack

(7/7 I 20,497 I Mature)

“Stiles, I’ll clear up your confusion about the position. Derek here needs someone to live with him. He’s a difficult person to live with, so I won’t sugarcoat that. But his responsibilities at the company right now make it impossible for him to actually take care of himself and his home. That would be your job,” Laura explained.

Both Stiles and Derek objected at the same time.

Who Knew by SourWolfie (pieprincess_andthe_fallenangel)

(26/26 I 88,161 I Explicit)

Stiles finally scraped together enough money to get his own apartment and he’s really fucking proud of it, okay? He just wishes shit would stop breaking. He also wishes he hadn’t just bitched out his incredibly hot landlord, but that ship has sailed right along with his dignity.

for your viewing pleasure, part one. | m

➵ characters: zico x reader
➵ genre: smut
➵ wc: 1085
➵ summary: it’s too hot to do anything. well, almost anything. 
➵ author’s note: part two is half complete but this has been on my files for so long i at least thought to give you some of it. so much zico smut, though. 
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➵ disclaimer
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