also it looks like shit woah

  • me: *sees a girl*
  • lesbian me: damnnnnnn she's so hot!!!!!
  • feminist me: woah man you shouldn't objectify her like that she is more than just her looks
  • lesbian me: aw shit sorry dude what i meant to say was 'damnnnnnn she looks like a wonderful person with many interesting hobbies and talents that i would love to spend an afternoon at a dog park with!!!!!'

anonymous asked:

hi mom! can you please do the apartment!au for shinee?

me back at it again with the shinee aus when will i stop

Onew

  • when someone asks him if he has kids onew is always like ,,,,,,, do i really look that old,,,,,,, and the person is like oh no!! i was just asking?? and onew has to excuse himself and sit in his apartment quietly for the next four hours lamenting over how he’s become a Dad without having any actual kids
  • calls over jonghyun to help him see if he’s got any grey hairs growing
  • tried to keep plants for a while but they all died and sat on his windowsill for a month before he remembered to throw them out
  • is pretty indifferent to how his apartment actually looks and he gets scolded by key because “hyung,,,,,your bed sheets are hot pink and your rug is mustard yellow and your pillows are zebra stripes this place is a Hot Mess”
  • onew’s most well known for being really really good at saving up money. like ,,,,,, he knows all the grocery stores that are having sales on eggs like a month in advance. the old ladies love him
  • he’s always got coupons in his wallet and coupons pinned to his fridge like you won’t catch onew paying those extra 75 cents for milk no sirie
  • and you’ve been wondering for the past couple of weeks,,,,,,where the hell your sunday coupons have been going. someone always delivers a flyer of a bunch of them over the weekend but you haven’t gotten any???? and it’s so weird
  • but one day as you’re leaving early to get some laundry done you open your door and there’s your neighbor onew,,,,,,in his hands,,,,,,,,your coupon flyer
  • and you’re like “THIEF”
  • and onew is like “wAIT ,,,,, I CAN EXPLAIN”
  • and you’re like “four weeks of coupons. you owe me FOUR. WEEKS. OF. COUPONS.”
  • and onew is like,,,,,,,,,fine ill give you all the coupons i have right now to make up for it and you’re like pfft how much is that like five??
  • but he legitamtely pulls out a wad of coupons that looks like a wad of cash and you’re like holy shit there’s like fifty in here and onew is like “im the King of getting thos Good Deals”
  • and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh my god but also you’re interested,,,,,like how does one become the king of good deals
  • and onew is like “it all begins with a zen body and a zen soul,,,,,and then you think about how money rules everything and if you can get bread ten cents cheaper today that ten cents can save you tomorrow”
  • and you’re looking at him like woah,,,,,,,,,,,,,why am i so attracted to you right now
  • and onew is like “oh it’s because im also handsome” and you’re like good point
  • and he’s like “ill take you out sometime when i get enough coupons to get us two free dinners at the kfc down the street”

Jonghyun

  • you know those neighbors who decorate their door for every holiday even if they don’t celebrate that holiday. that’s jonghyun. 
  • like jonghyun you’re not irish why is your door covered in green banners and glitter and pots of gold and a life size cutout of a leprechaun,,,,,,,st.patricks day isn’t even that popular in korea
  • but also like jonghyun is really hard not to like because he’s got a glowing personality that’s so upbeat and open minded ,,,,,,,well then there’s probably some Sad Salty people who wouldn’t like it
  • but you know,,,,,, he’s cute if he sees the grandma’s outside practicing their morning yoga he’s like “doing great ladies~” and he like ruffles kids hair or gives them snacks that he’s bring back home
  • like he’s a cheerful guy and his apartment is obviously that of a laidback person because he’s got blankets like everywhere and half-eaten bowls of cereal on the floor next to magazines thrown haphazardly here and there
  • but like if anyone has any complaints he’s like “hey, my kitchen has a vase with a flower in it that isn’t dead. that’s all the aesthetic i need”
  • mostly he uses his bedroom as a practice studio and sometimes he gets too loud but if anything people like his voice too much to tell him to stop
  • and you know jonghyun because of a tiny little,,,,,,,,,,,ok very big,,,,,feud you’ve both had going on when it comes to new years decorations
  • like every year you see jonghyun go all out and finally you were like, you know what, i wanna do that too
  • and so you ended up buying a wreath slightly bigger than his and getting lights on your door and jonghyun,,,,,,,,,,,well jonghyun decided this was a battle now
  • and so every time new year comes around everyone is like whoose door is gonna be prettier yours or jonghyuns???? 
  • and this year jonghyun even paid onew fifty bucks to stand infront of his door dressed as a snowman for added Effect
  • but you know onew so all it took was some food and onew betrayed jonghyun in a heartbeat and jonghyun,,,,,well jonghyun ends up pounding on your door and he’s like “that’s against the rules you can’t BRIBE my decorations,,,,”
  • and you’re like “there are no rules jonghyun also did you just call onew a ‘decoration’??” and jonghyun is like NOT THE POINT why are you trying so hard to beat me
  • and you’re like im not,,,,,,i jsut want a pretty door and he’s like HEY don’t play innocent and you’re like hmm,,,,idk what you’re talking about,,,,,,
  • and jonghyun is like “you took away my snowman, now i can take something of yours away!” and he reaches out to take off your wreath but then he’s like “wait. is this made of mistletoe?”
  • and you’re like “yeah wh- oh wait” and jonghyun’s hand is already lifting and he’s like “,,,,,,,,,we’re under the mistletoe wreath,,,,,,” and you’re like “,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but we’re enemies”
  • and jonghyun is like “in the end you’re the cutest neighbor ive ever head and we can keep being enemies but like why not kiss and see where that takes us?”
  • and you’re like oh my god how did he transition from being pissed at me to flirting with me so naturally
  • but you’re like you know,,,,whatever jonghyun IS pretty cute himself so you lean up and jonghyun uses his free hand to cup your cheek
  • and when you pull back you’re like “so? we’re still enemies?”
  • and jonghyun is like “well,,,,,,,,,how about this you give me another kiss and i take this wreath and we’ll call it even. maybe we’ll even call it,,,,, are you free this weekend for a date?” 

Key

  • put his dogs names up next to his on his nameplate outside his apartment 
  • more pet furniture than people furniture,,,,,,closet bigger than my hopes and dreams,,,,,,a stock of different wines in the refrigerator as well as an assortment of cheeses and grapes
  • is the only member of his group to have actually purchased wine glasses to drink wine. onew drinks it out of a mug, jonghyun broke all his glasses, minho drinks from the bottle and taemin is banned from wine. and anything that isn’t really lite beer
  • everyone who owns a dog in the building admires key because holy moly,,,,,he keeps them so well cleaned and they’re so well mannered and key is like “Yes, these are my Children”
  • a really good neighbor because for the most part he just locks himself in his room and watches dramas while shit talking them over the phone with friends
  • and when he does have people over it’s like,,,,,it’s never loud or crazy they all just sit in a circle and discuss the Drama while looking at fashion magazines or doing face masks like how,,,,,,ideal
  • speaking of Drama key lives for the building drama like omg what did miss kim do with the other miss kim’s husband last weekend WOAH do tell
  • you know key because out of everyone on your floor you,,,,,literally have never gotten into a fight with anyone or started anything and key is just like ,,,,,,,whenever he sees you he’s like how can a person be so lowkey 
  • and key is sure you’re hiding something so one afternoon you hear a knock on your door and there’s key,,,,,,,,holding a bottle of what you presume is like champagne and he’s like “we haven’t properly got to know each other so i came over to offer you a drink ^^” and you’re like o,,,oh sure come in
  • and key is like looking around and you’re like oh no is he judging me??? but in reality he’s just trying to see if there’s anything weird about you or like,,,,,,,,if there’s anything that gives away a secret
  • but you moved in only a couple of months ago so you haven’t done much with decorating
  • and you like take the bottle of champagne but you can’t open it no matter how hard you try and key chuckles because,,,,how cute and opens it with like a flick of his wrist
  • and you two sit,,,,,,at first in awkward silence as key swivels the glass around in his hand and you’re taking nervous sips trying to think of small talk
  • and key finally is like “tell me the truth: you’re actually a royal in hiding?” and you’re like fhljsasfd what???? and key sits back and is like “there has to be something about you,,,,,,,,something about you that you want no one to know since you have become close to anyone else out of your neighbors”
  • and you’re like????? i mean not really im just a busy ,,,,,,person???/
  • and key is like hmmmmm and you’re like “i,,,,,uh,,,,,,really hated this recent drama” and key perks up and is like “oh - why?” and i guess you just get super heated about this drama
  • because you end up talking for a while about how bad the plot is and how the actors could have been put in another better work and key is like “fINALLY, someone unDERSTANDS ME”
  • and you two both just go off about how you hated the main antagonist and for all the wrong reasons and how the main girl was such a mary sue and blah blah blah
  • you guys end up talking for like four freakin hours until key is like “i need to go and feed the kids!!” and you’re like kids?? wait oh dogs
  • and key is like “i thought you were gonna turn out to be some kind of freaky bug collector or something,,,,,,but you’re really cool and we should totally meet up and watch that other drama coming out so we can talk about how it’s definitely going to be a horrible nightmare”
  • and you’re like ok????/ at the bug collector thing but ok!!!!! and meeting up
  • and key smiles and he’s like “also, you look cuter with your hair down like this. really casual and nice. keep it like that more often” and then he’s gone and you’re left with a pounding heart a bit and half a bottle of champagne 

Minho

  • more gym equipment then necessary in his apartment,,,,,used those display cabinets that usually house like silverware to display all his signed soccer balls
  • has a ps4 but only to play one game: fifa
  • to put it bluntly his place looks like a ‘bachelors pad’ but at least it isn’t as messy as jonghyuns (or as hoarded up as taemins)
  • and for the most part minho is really liked by the neighbors because he actually takes the time to recycle and he’s nice enough to volunteer his time to help with morning exercise for the elderly if he can
  • but also minho please stop wearing a headband to bed,,,,,,no one does that,,,,,,,,, please
  • has the habit of putting the tv volume all the way up during a game and sometimes also yelling even louder than that tv and he’s had some noise complaints made about him,,,,,,im not going to lie
  • but he’s just a passionate boy who really loves sports and has a good heart like he calls his mom every chance he gets and gives some of his money to charities to help fund more afterschool sports clubs for kids like,,,,,,,a sweetheart
  • and you’ve been friends for a good while. sometimes you’ll come over and watch the games with minho and his friends and yes there are times when you’re there for the actual game. other times it’s because he orders an insane amount of pizza and you’re all about that
  • but also like,,,,,,,,,,for as long as you’ve known him,,,,you’ve always found minho like really super cute,,,,,,,
  • so seeing his concentrated face on the game, handsome features like a strong jaw and soft brown eyes like,,,,,,,you don’t mind coming over for the View
  • but as always,,,,,you somehow end up embarrassing yourself in front of the people you like
  • and it’s the most embarrassing when you lock yourself out of your apartment and knock on minho’s and he’s like “what’s up?? why do you look so down??” and you’re like “minho,,,,,,,we have a problem”
  • and when you purpose the idea of opening his window so you can climb out of it and try and stretch your leg out to the ledge of your own apartments balcony
  • minho is like,,,,,,,, “we’re five floors up though,,,,,,” and you’re like pfft that’s nothing ILL BE FINE
  • but then you two open the window and you look down and you’re like ok frick no i wont be fine
  • and minho is like “hey, you can spend the night here and in the morning get the landlord to unlock your door” and you’re like ,,,,,,,,spend,,,,,the night,,,,,,,
  • and minho grins and is like “ill take the couch, you can have my bed!” and you’re like oh my god,,,,and he’s like “here you can borrow a shirt of mine to sleep in since you don’t want to sleep in what you wore outside” 
  • and you’re like,,,,,this feels very,,,,,,intimate
  • and when you change into the oversized jersey you’re like,,shyly coming out and minho is on the couch and when he looks up like not even he can hide his obvious stare
  • and you’re like WELL ILL JUST ,,,,,,,,, go to sleep and he’s like “it’s 8pm though” and you’re like Right,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and you sit down beside him on the couch and it’s a little (a lot) awkward but then minho is like “how about i teach you to play FIFA?” 
  • and you agree and before you know it you’ve got your hands on the controller and minho is cheering you on and you’re like i SUCK but he’s like you’re doing great!!!!
  • and once you get your first goal minho like pulls you into a hug and you snuggle your face into his chest
  • bUT THEN YOU’RE BOTH LIKE OH SHIT IM SORRY!!! And let go and it’s like you’re both blushy and like ok someone cut the tension with a knife just tell each other you like each other and makeout let’s gooooo 

Taemin 

  • described as “interesting” by most of the people in the building 
  • has no sense of like,,,,,,throwing things out like he’s very much a hoarder and likes to collect trinkets and things he finds amusing but then forgets about in like 10 minutes but like now it’s here,,,,taking up shelf space
  • you know when people are like “i just picked this up off the floor and wore it” like taemin does that but he literally does that like ,,,, it’s not like he pulls things out of his closet it’s like “oh! there’s a shirt on the kitchen counter and some pants hanging off the bathroom wall,,,,,,,ok good outfit”
  • but he also has some kind of cute, nostalgic things in his apartment like pressed flowers he’s hung in frames and pictures of him and his friends when he was really young
  • and he never bothers anyone, sure he can come off a little,,,,,,eccentric with mostly black and white wardrobe, multiple piercings, and like,,,,,long skinny body
  • but like,,,,,he’s sweet also the neighborhood stray animals are attracted to him like a magnet. they’ll follow him home and he always has to carry them back out onto the sidewalk with a really sad face
  • and your window is right across from taemins,,,,,like you’re neighbors but in different buildings but you also see him around the neighborhood a lot
  • and you’re like well one day you notice that when you look out of your window at like 3 am because you’re up doing work you see the lights on in taemin’s living room and then you see him?????????
  • dancing????????
  • to like???? a song from the 70s???? and then straight up like trot music and you don’t mean to be Weird and stare but there he is sliding around his living room dancing
  • and you think it’s endearing because tbh you have your own Weird quirks about you that you’ll do when no ones watching like everyone does it
  • but it’s cute and nice to know that there are other people out there who dance to old music at 3 am
  • and maybe it’s because of taemin or maybe because you always wanted to do it you turn on this popular idol groups song at like 3 am one day and decide you’re gonna teach yourself some moves
  • and you’re trying to get into it, really just giving up on actual dance steps and just like dancing around your house being weird and like serenading your pillow
  • and when you do a twirl you look over and you swear you see taemin’s lights on as well
  • and you’re like dhkgjf i need to stop before he,,,,,,sees me like i saw him
  • but the next morning as you’re at the bus stop you notice taemin is there too and he’s ???? walking over to you???//
  • and you don’t talk much but he’s like hey!! and you’re like hi?? and he’s like “so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you dance at random times at night too?”
  • and you turn cherry red because oH GOD HE,,,,saw you
  • but taemin is just grinning and he’s like “it’s fun right? i bet a lot of people do it but it’s cool that we’re neighbors that both do it - that way we probably don’t bother each other!!”
  • and you swallow but you’re embarrassed and you’re like,,,,,,,,,, “i can’t believe you saw that,,,,,,” and taemin just gives you a shocked expression and he’s like 
  • “don’t be so flustered, it’s cool!!!!!! we should have a dance-over one day”
  • and you’re like a dance-over?? and taemin’s grinning again and he’s like yeah! it’s a sleep-over but instead of sleep we dance!!!!1
  • and you’re like huh omg that sounds fun and he’s like it is here, take my number
  • and he pulls a pen from his bag and flips your hand over to scribble down numbers on your palm and you’re like hehe because it tickles
  • but the bus is coming and taemin is like i gtg, but text me!!!!! and he gives you another smile
  • this one that makes you realize that up close,,,,,,taemin is so damn cute and now you have his number like,,,,,,,,,,,,way to GO and it’s all thanks to you two being big dorks who love to get jiggy with it at night LOL 
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I thought I should finally submit the story between these two pics. Last year I was lucky enough to go to NYC to see EXO and was even more lucky to bump into Sehun, Suho and D.O on the streets on time square. This time around, I went back to NYC for the exo'rdium concert! The concert was amazing as always and it was so good to see EXO live again!

Now to how I met Oh Sehun, my bias again :’)
We discovered on the day of the concert that our airbnb was actually right across from the hotel EXO was staying in NYC. The day after the concert, my friend and I went to Starbucks for coffee in the morning. While we were at Starbucks, my friend realized that Sehun and his manager had just walked out of their hotel and we’re off walking. I was in complete shock because SEHUN!!! so my friend encouraged me to go after him and ask for a photo or autograph. At first I was very reluctant because I was really intimidated and shy but I realized another girl had just went up to him to ask for a selfie so I thought, why not?

So I went up to him and I quietly called out his name and he turned towards me and I asked for the 1st selfie and he said “Yeah sure come” and we took the photo and I thanked him and he did the same and I went back towards my friend. I was practically in tears right after and I told her what happened and she also wanted a selfie so we went back towards Starbucks where Sehun and his manager were at ordering coffee.

So this time my friend goes up to Sehun and asks for a photo and he says ok and I’m on the side just watching with a big smile on my face. As they finish taking their photo I’m still looking at Sehun with the biggest smile ever and he looks back towards me and smiles also. I don’t know what possessed me but I went up to him again and asked for another photo while giggling. Sehun started giggling also and was like “come come” and touched my hand and pulled me to his side and we took the 2nd photo ( MIND YOU I LOOKED LIKE SHIT THAT DAY CAUSE NYC WEATHER WAS DISGUSTING) but we took the photo and I look up at him and he’s smiling down at me and he thanks me and I say thank you back and my friend was talking to the manager because he was asking where we were from and my friend said we came from Canada and Sehun had overheard and was like “oh Canada?! Woah!” and I was like yeah we come from Quebec and the manager was like “oh french!” and all four of us started laughing and then we all said thank you to each other and our goodbyes and wished Sehun and his manager a safe flight to Mexico. We left Starbucks after that and just fangirled of course but we got to also see the rest of EXO (accept for Suho and Chen) as they were leaving their hotel.

That’s my 2nd EXO experience for you!
From: Ruth 😊

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Half Team Slovenia in Vikersund, Norway (18.03.17)

(All of them in the first one, they’re like “woah, look at that!”
Also Anze’s like “so not here for this shit” then he’s turining into the happy sunshine that he is. But people
Peter in the last one though..*-*)

(tagging @kamiiruzuou​ because a gif of this Situation was needed ッ)

ok so imagine: taako coming back from wonderland, all the effects from the sacrifices permanent forever. whenever hes around other people he burns through spell slots casting disguise self to make him look like he used to; sometimes even when hes alone, just because. one day hes with krav and maybe he runs out of spell slots or just doesnt notice the spell running out and kravitz gets this look on his face of like, slight shock, then a mixture of confusion and concern and taako is like “oh shit. uh i gotta go actually im late for… hair..cut? i left my oven on… im. bleeding internally anywaygoodtoseeyoubye!”

and kravitz is like “woah hang on a sec” and he kinda pieces together what happened because taako is reluctant to tell the whole story and also hes pulled his hat over his head and face and is saying “everythings fine. this is totally normal ive always worn my hat like this, havent you noticed? its kinda my trademark look.”

kravitz tells him that he didnt fall in love with taako because of his beauty, he fell in love with him because he was charming and funny, because theres no one else like him anywhere. and he tells him that his worth isnt determined by his looks, and “taako, youre beautiful because youre you, and that will never change” and he reminds him that half the time hes an undead skeleton man with no facial features and that hes lucky to be with taako. they hug and taako lifts his hat back up so he can kiss that wonderful undead skeleton man

my favorite trope is when someone from a “magical” setting comes to the “real world” and sees a tv and is like “WOAH FUCK”

like sure they live in a world with dragons and wizards and shit but oh goddamn look at this mystic scrying glass 

adjacent trope i am also fond of: modern-day weapons utterly destroying magical creatures

example of adjacent trope: doom. HA. you thought i was gonna say that fuckin… show… gate? the one with the harem thats basically a commercial for the japanese military? fuck no. that show bites. it whomps. doom is what i am talking about. demons dont know shit about guns. turns out if you propel a piece of hot lead fast enough with a tiny explosion, the forces of hell don’t cotton too well to that. who the fuck knew 

Awkward & Adorable (Matt Murdock x deaf!reader)

Request: One shot where the reader meets Matt Murdock but she’s deaf. Awkward and adorable pls!!

“You’re not listening to a word I’m saying!”

“News flash, Karen, I’m deaf,” you said as your hands also signed the words in front of you.  “I’m sorry, but I never listen to you.”

“Shit, (Y/N), I’m sorry! Bad choice of words.  God, I’m so stupid.  I did the same thing to Matt…well, not exactly the same, he’s blind, not deaf…but anyway, I told him to look at something as if he actually could and I felt like such an idiot like I do right now-“

“Woah, slow down,” you interrupted, “I can’t read your lips when you talk that fast.  All I caught was that Matt’s blind and you’re an idiot.”

When she threw her head back and squeezed her eyes shut in a laugh, you wished that you could hear the noise that matched such an animated expression.  You had heard it many times during your childhood together, growing up as neighbors and best friends, but all it took was one long and mismanaged illness during high school to take the joy of that sound from you.  

“Well, I suppose that’s all you really needed from it anyway,” she smiled, glancing over your shoulder and waving to summon her friends over to join you.  “Hey, guys, you’re late.”

“It’s not my fault!  Someone couldn’t find their other shoe and insisted that they didn’t need help,” Foggy laughed and nudged Matt with his elbow.  “I bet this is the first time you’ve been late to meet a girl, and all over some stupid loafer.”

“Well, I wanted them to match.  She might think I’m colorblind too,” Matt deadpanned, disappointed with the lack of laughter in response.  “Really? I thought that was pretty clever.”

You turned to see Karen’s friends, one of them a bit shorter than the other with shaggy hair and an older suit coat, the other tall and slender with sunglasses and a white cane held at his side.  When she stood to welcome them both with a hug, you stood with her and extended your hand, smiling at the shorter man as he stepped up first.

“Hey, I’m Foggy, nice to meet you.”

“Pleasure to meet you, I’m (Y/N),” you said, “Karen has told me a lot about you.”

His eyes flicked from hers to yours quickly before he grabbed your hand for a firm shake.  “That’s not a terrifying idea,” he smirked sarcastically.  “I’m sure none of it was true.”

“I’m Matt,” he interjected almost urgently, holding his hand out and waiting for you to release Foggy and take it.  His skin was rougher than you had expected, and his grip was solid; much more solid than that of his friend.  You could see a slight hint of his eyes behind the lenses as the sunlight shone through them, and you could see that he was staring at you.  You knew he couldn’t see, but you couldn’t shake the feeling that you were being studied.  

“Hi,” you sighed, a little breathlessly from the intensity that he naturally exuded.  “So, you’re the ‘Matt’ that she never shuts up about. I can see why.”

“Hey!  That’s not why!” she gasped.  “I mean, I do not!”

When the two men started laughing, you looked back at her and smiled at the growing pink flushing her cheeks and felt a little bit bad about embarrassing her in front of them, but not so much that you felt the need to apologize.  She told you that Matt was attractive, but she had downplayed it far too much and deserved what she got.

“I’m flattered,” he said quietly with a small smile.  When you didn’t respond to him, Karen pointed behind you so that you knew he was talking to you again.

“Oh!  I’m sorry, I have to be looking at you to read your…lips.” Realizing what you had just said, you groaned and squeezed your eyes shut with mortification.  “But you can’t see that I wasn’t looking at you…” you mumbled to yourself, “nice, (Y/N).  Real nice.”

“It’s okay, it happens a lot.  I’m sure you have similar things happen.”  With your eyes still shut, he slowly reached out and tapped you on the shoulder to get your attention.  “I’m sure you have similar things happen,” he repeated, taking the seat next to you.  

“Case in point,” you chuckled quietly.  You turned away and looked into your empty cup and decided that you would need a refill, grabbing Karen’s as well.  Without saying anything, you stood and pushed your chair back slightly, catching Matt’s attention.  He stood to be gentlemanly and pull it away, but since you didn’t hear him it caught you off guard and made you jump, dropping both cups to smash on the ground. Your foot slipped to avoid the shattered glass and you fell back against him, pushing him back into his chair.  His arms quickly wrapped around your waist, seating you securely on his lap.

“So that’s how he does it,” Foggy said to Karen, “they just fall into his arms and bam!, he’s the hero they can’t resist.”

“Shut up, Fog,” Matt snapped.

“What?  She can’t hear me…”

“But I can see your lips, genius,” you groaned, pulling yourself upright.  

“Oh, I like her,” Matt nodded in agreement and mouthed silently to Karen, still forgetting that you couldn’t hear him.  

I like him’, you signed to her, thankful that he couldn’t see. You sat back down on your chair as you waited for the server to clean up the shattered cups, apologizing several times for your clumsiness.  Karen kept looking over your shoulder and talking, but she was covering her mouth in such a way so that you couldn’t make out her words.  After a moment, she stood and smiled at you with her hand out to keep you in place.

“Okay, so our job here is done,” Foggy announced, taking Karen’s hand, “you kids have a great time. Remember, take it slow, and safety first.”

“Fog…” Matt huffed, “that’s a little rude.”

“I meant because you’re blind and she’s deaf!  You’re an accident waiting to happen, clearly.  What did you think I meant, ya dirty old man?” he laughed, turning to walk away; after he was out of ear shot he leaned in to whisper to Karen with a wide grin.  “He’s right though, that’s exactly what I meant.”

Awkwardly Accidental

Oh shit its ya boy Cavoc

35 years of fabulous hair. Well-known, not only because of his looks.

His wolfy form has a curly coat unlike many other werewolves. He also lets the lighter colored mane part of his coat grow out while keeping the rest neatly groomed for that ‘just like my human hair’ look.
When fullmoon wolfing out he’s here to go for a hunt and take the younger ones with him. Yay, camping trips. He figured out this ritual makes the younger ones lose the fear of full moon pretty well.

He gives a lot of fucks about his looks and doesn’t step out of his aesthetic. His aesthetic being kinda punk-y and mostly black.

In his human life he works as a tattoo artist by daylight and regularly as a barkeeper in a club at nighttime. 

He’s borderline gary stu with having ridiculously many skills. He can get adecent hang of any string instrument in no time, he also plays drums, and because he’s into music he’s also smart about audio. He’s good with people. he’s not unfit, he’s pretty booksmart and helps Vas with his university homework if he’s stuck. Honestly what’s wrong with this guy.

He belongs to my trio of “characters who are into hookups” but unlike Magic he’s mature, chill and charming.

He’s the kind of big brother figure who won’t ask you whats wrong but he’s up to listen whatevers bothering you without judgement. He knows life can be shit. You could tell him youre into drinking piss and he would still nod understanding and continue sipping his tea.

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Some Fall Out Boy/Twenty One Pilots valentines for my clique valentine savevolcanoes

(the fall out boy valentines appear to be significantly dirtier than the twenty one pilots valentines tbh. also look at the shitty cutout for the josh dun one because i’m a lazy piece of shit and didn’t want to bother with his hair)

anonymous asked:

Did you know smiling is actually an expression that was originally representative of fear? like in chimps and even humans the fear expression is strikingly similar to smiling. They think this is because if you look afraid you are not a threat and not a threat = friendly. It also makes you think about how men are like smile for me at women and how POC have to smile all the time. It's almost like they want us to look afraid so they know they have the power over us.

dude this some conspiracy sounding shit im down w it …im the wow.gif rn like …woah

anonymous asked:

Heyo, this is Bonfire Nonny...watching TEH right now- the moment where John returns to the flat for the first time in two years- and he remembers the moment after the chase in SiP. The violin music playing is the piece Sherlock composed in SiB. I call this piece the Pining Piece- I so do not ship Sherlene, but like you mentioned to me- he loved her for her mind. Anyway- isn't it strange that the Pining Piece was playing in the background for John while he was remembering his best times with him?

Ah! You’re talking about the moment “Irene’s Theme” plays (which is the actual track name for the piece, though I think you are completely right, it’s really “Pining for John” I think). It’s totally not strange at all. In fact, I’m going to talk at length about it, because I love Johnlock so much.

ASiB is one of the most important episodes to the Johnlock arc; Sherlock is discovering his sexuality and realizing how important John is to him (and trying to deny that it’s sentiment), and John, throughout the course of the episode (which, time-wise, covers a little over 6 months I believe, if Irene is to be believed), basically has accepted that he is pining for Sherlock thanks to Irene seeing right though his denials. Though John’s not very subtle at ALL in this episode, tbh, so I’m really concerned that people are not seeing John’s jealousy here is directed at Irene over Sherlock and not vice versa. Mofftiss are WAY too good at their job.

It’s been suggested, as you have hinted at, that Sherlock is NOT composing the so-called Irene’s Theme because of Irene’s ‘death’ but in reality because of him sorting out his feelings for John. It is a very melancholy piece, and one that turns up at interesting parts within the series… particularly where emotions are involved between John and Sherlock. In ASiB, the theme continues on over top of the second half of the Status Symbols track as John is picked up by the woman who looks suspiciously like a Sherlock double. I believe that this is subtextually signalling that John is also thinking of Sherlock; the double looks a lot like Sherlock, Irene knows what John likes, and John without hesitation follows the double because she reminds him of Sherlock. I think the theme is also is foreshadowing a bigger revelation to come shortly afterwards when he meets Irene and is called out. And woah ho ho, what plays AGAIN immediately afterwards? THE FUCKING THEME, embedded into the The Woman track (which, by the way, I believe is ANOTHER fake-named track and should be called “Shit, Is John in Love with Me?”, but I digress), which is playing while Sherlock realizes what he JUST OVERHEARD. Despite what the surface reading is heterobaiting to us, Sherlock is NOT thinking of Irene here. He’s thinking of John, and what John has just admitted through his silence.

UGH, end me! Because you know what? The next time we hear this stupid fucking painful thing is in the track I Am SHERlocked, during the scene where Sherlock is deducing Irene’s password. And what comes to Sherlock’s mind out of the middle of nowhere as soon as the theme plays? “I imagine John Watson thinks love is a mystery to me…”. For some reason Sherlock has associated John with love and sentiment. And the theme plays on as he tries to deny sentiment, but we all know that, because this theme is playing (and because we are reading the subtext and linking the theme to Sherlock’s pining), Sherlock is really trying to prove to himself that his feelings for John are just something he can push aside. Oh, poor, poor Sherlock.

THREE FUCKING TIMES in one episode is frankly ridiculous. It’s like the writers are trying to tell us something.

To get back on track with the original observation you made, TEH is the first time we hear it in S3, and automatically on the surface we think John is just remembering Sherlock playing violin… but those of us playing the game are wondering WHY specifically that piece? My theory (possibly crack, take it or leave it) is that subtextually we are to link this theme to John and Sherlock’s feelings for each other, as proven in ASiB. For what happens after little snippet of song plays in the stairwell? Why, John’s forced to talk about his relationship status with Sherlock, JUST LIKE IN ASiB. Similarly, the music thing happens again in TSo3 when it plays during Sherlock’s deduction at the reception… what happens immediately after? Sherlock deduces he’s in love with John and John is bisexual

Irene’s Theme is most DEFINITELY the pining idiots theme, if not their “lgiant fucking misunderstandings” theme. I will not be surprised at all if the theme shows up AGAIN just before Johnlock is confirmed canon. AT ALL. And if we hear it again, or a variation of it in the Special, WE NEED TO KEEP OUR EARS OPEN and PAY ATTENTION. Because the emotional growth moments happen very shortly after this theme is played. This theme is of sentiment and love between John and Sherlock in this series.

Yeah, you know what? I think I will actually cry if I hear a variation of this theme in the special. It’s already a variation on John’s theme, so yeah, I might die.

Rewatching Friendenemies for probably the 15th time and I just….

Tom’s expression after Marco’s angry outburst is just priceless? Like,



It just starts off like, “Woah..”

AND THEN HE BITES HIS FUCKIN LIP??

anonymous asked:

Could you do some 'we're literally the same person but from different timelines and somehow we met and I think I'm falling for you even tho you're a total dick' aus please??

Sure! omfg karissa you have work in the morning stop stalling

  • Wow how is anyone friends with me, this person is a total asshole only I could get along with me - oh wait

  • Is it possible to have hateful sexual tension with yourself??? “omfg dude i’m not equipped to handle your existential crisises”

  • You must be the jerk version of me because I’m nice. But oh shit you’re my type

  • Am I a narcissist?again, not qualified man. not. qualified.

  • hey good looking - wait woah you look like me

  • i hate you so much because you know EXACTLY what makes me tick but you also know EXACLTY how to get out of it dammit you aren’t supposed to know me in and out

I hope these were what you were looking for!

~Mod Karissa

seastar-explorer  asked:

Hi good luck with your blog! So I was wondering if you could do headcanons on how Guzma would react if the protagonist was his child he never knew about? It's weird I know, but I realized I made my character look like a little female Guzma by accident and the idea popped into my head.

woah i actually love this idea i’m so on board w Dad Guzma

he would obvs be shocked once he found out bc surprise!!! ur a father!!! but he would also be kinda proud because the mc regularly kicks the shit out of him in the main story

and he would be happy that his kid is such a badass (they’re half him, how could they not be tbh)

but on a more emotional side he would also be extra determined to be a better father and have a better relationship than he did w his dad (if you haven’t read about guzma’s canon fam relationships look into bc it’s hella screwed up)

and so he would immediately become v supportive and try to really get to know you

but you would develop such a cute snarky banter-y relationship w him

and arceus help any future s/o that were to try to hurt you

bc your boy guzma would literally slaughter them

anonymous asked:

Soph what're some pics you love of each member? and why

AAAAAAAA THIS IS SUCH A DIFFICULT QUESTION BUT THANK U NONNIE FOR ASKING I LOVE U SO MUCH

ok i picked three pics for each member ^-^

jinks

ok if u didn’t expect this one then do u even know me? phone booth suit. duh.

this!!!!! one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fml u guys it’s been a while since we’ve seen Hot Suburban Dad Cool Guy™ it’s been waaayyyy tooooooo long but fUKC there’s just something about jinki in a checkered shirt with the sleeves rolled up and his hair done down and his foreaRMS SHOWING AND HIS FACE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND HIS SUNGLASSES ALL- ok. i’m ok. but fuck man.

this one is forever and always a favorite bc look at this smile!!!! a happy bean on his happy birthday this was such a blessed day i hope he had lots of hugs and happy times on his birthday wow

jjongie

idk if u guys know it or not but jjongie x red is my otp (see this post my wife made for me for reference)……like……he screams…….and my heart weeps…….and just……wow

HE SCREAM AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT IS CUTE AND HAPPY JUST LOOK AT HIM!!!!!! he looks like he was just having the loveliest time just boppin on stage singin his own songs.look at all this pink too just WOW this picture is so pure and beautiful and it fills my heart with joy

whenever anyone tries to tell me about jjongie’s abs or toned muscles or physique i just want to show them this picture and say “shhhhhhhh……he is sof……” he is a squish boy

kibum

YO Y’ALL YO AND SHIT AND WHAT OK THIS PICTURE this picture is like literally one of my favorite pictures of all time ok i remember this specific moment. the moment the fanboy in the back called out to him and called him handsome. he was so bashful and he didn’t expect it and it was lovely and beautiful and GOOD AND PURE i want to live in this moment forever and i want him to live in a moment like that forever wow i love kibum

i chose this one bc 1. toheart was the greatest thing that ever happened to society 2. kibummie can rock mom shades like no other and 3. look at that Sculpted Face of the Gods

sidenote: kibum’s airport looks are fire. moving on

choi

there’s a soft spot in everybody’s heart for long haired minho. if u don’t have a soft spot for it, you’re lying to yourself. his hair reminds me of a simpler time, when life was full of popsicles and and popcorn and catching ladybugs was our favorite passtime. i lov…..

bc he’s rude?????????????? honestly he turned from squish baby to Mr. Perfect Proportions over the span of a few years. how does one person even manage that? nice

but even tho he’s Mr. Perfect Proportions, he’s still a smal. (also i love him best with his hair down ;;;;)

taebabe

U KNO WHAT I DON’T SEE ENOUGH OF: THIS FUCKIN DAY. idk what this was even from exactly but holy SHIT guys this day was so good on taem. like….look at that face. u know he ain’t even tryin to look like that. heck, he’s probably annoyed about something. but the way his lips look….and that lazy look in his eyes…..that the hair that lays just over his eyes….just…woah. this was so good for him. so. good.

lee taemin putting all satan jokes to rest with a single picture. case closed, everyone.

and this one is my Ultimate Fav bc honestly it’s the face that literally anyone else would make at his gucci slippers and yet .. ..  …

bonus:

do i need to explain this one?

Ten reasons why Phil Lester despises Dan Howell

Prompt: a “10 things I hate about you” fic

Genre: idk it’s not exactly fluff but if you squint you’ll see. it’s more comedic though it can also fit any au so there’s that.

Warning: lots of loathing(but they’re all lies in the end tbh)

Words: 190 it’s short so you have not excuse for not reading

A/N: there’s a sore eyes outbreak in my place and it hurts my eyes to type :^)) help me :^)))) woah thats a lot of blockquotes

One:

You have a really shitty hair. Your brown fringe messily falls on your tan forehead and I hate how much you don’t give a shit on how it looks like.

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