also it is a slap on everyone's face

Spirits Can Eat You

& Other Ways that They Can Harm You in the Physical Realm

Mostly my UPG but I have heard similar information from others’ experiences

*Always make sure to look into medical and mundane reasons for any harm that may have occurred before ascribing the cause to spirits. *


A human walks along a craggy coast in the middle of the night. The waves violently churn and sputter beneath their feet as they hop from rock to rock. Under the surf something waits, carefully watching the human’s movements. The being has soft, gray skin and a beautiful cerulean tail whose scales reflect the moonlight, but the human lacks the ability to see this. They also don’t see when the creature darts out of the water, sinking her nails into their etheric body and pulling it into the depths. The human stops, gut wrenching, heart pounding, such weird symptoms seemingly brought on with no reason. But then they collect themselves and continue down the beach, feeling oddly different from before.


Most of the time, when a spirit “physically” harms you the damage will be applied to your etheric body. However, sometimes that damage can be translated over into your physical body in some form. For example, a god of cadavers once touched my arm causing a necrosis in the cells of my etheric body that expanded until my skin was a deathly black and the bone was exposed. My physical body was unharmed and showed no signs of the damage that was done to my etheric body however, I did find that the spot was less sensitive until my etheric body was healed. Even now the spot that he touched occasionally feels “off”.   

Eating

Just like humans, many entities need to eat to survive. They can eat the etheric copies of organisms and objects in the physical world as well as eating other spirits. Unlike entities, most ghosts don’t need to feed but they can if they want to. When a spirit eats it can be described as them absorbing the energy of their food and assimilating it into their energy. However, there are many different biologies and ways of feeding that might follow a different process.

Humans, physical and ghosts, are often prey for predatory species. Don’t think that just because you have the “energy of a dragon” or whatever that no one will attempt to eat you because of that. There’s always someone bigger.

When an entity eats a human they can either take out chunks of your energy or the whole damn thing. This can leave you feeling strange, empty, not fully “there”, and it can definitely affect the strength your magical workings. If you ever do get eaten, fear not! Energy with ties to the physical world (aka your meat body) will eventually reform over time although this can take up to years and can lead to long-lasting damage if a large amount of your energy was taken. So maybe fear a little.

Some entities are parasites that will hide in your etheric body and drain your energy from the inside. Parasites can also be large, regular looking entities that subtly drain you when they’re in your presence.

Entities can also feed on the ambient energies that you give off. For example, a despair demon might feed on the ambient energies of someone who is going through a depressive episode. A feeding like this isn’t directly harming you and can actually be helpful if you have a trusted entity feed on energies that you don’t want lingering around. However, it can be the opposite where an entity will try to milk these energies out of you by, for example, instigating depressive episodes and making you feel shitty.

Attacks and Abuse

Just like physical humans, spirits can punch you, kick you, sexually abuse you, etc. This harm usually takes a form similar to my example with the cadaver god. Depending on the extent of the damage sometimes this can manifest physically. Examples being feeling pain in your face after being slapped by a spirit or having scratches appear where they clawed you. They can also emotionally and psychologically abuse you.

*Always make sure to look into medical and mundane reasons for any harm that may have occurred before ascribing the cause to spirits.*

Possessions

Not as rare as everyone makes them out to be but still not as common as the others. In my experience this can come in three different forms: possession of the body, possession of the mind, and both combined. When a spirit possesses the body of a human, it can control their movements but the human’s mind is still conscious. When a spirit possesses the mind of a human, it can do things such as hack into their third eye, steal personal information from memories and the like, or even rewire their brain. Possession of the mind is usually a more gradual and subtle process than possession of the body. While this is a post about ways that spirits can harm people I figured that it might pay to mention how possessions aren’t always dangerous and can be done with the consent of the human (I loosely use the term “channeling” to describe consensual possessions).  

Influencing Auras

I mentioned earlier that humans can give off ambient energies that attract spirits, well spirits can also give off their own ambient energies. A spirit’s ambient energy is often an extension of its true energy. This energy often blankets wide areas of space, usually around where the spirit resides, and can influence the events or behaviors of organisms and other spirits that enter it. One example would be a species of spirit that I met called lunar soldiers. When they gathered together, they created an ambient energy of lunacy where those who entered it would behave erratically and often violently. Other examples could be the ambient energy of a murderer’s ghost that influences physical humans around them to commit murder and assault or the ambient energy of a forest causing people to be forgetful and get lost easier. Of course, not all entities have negative ambient energies or even ambient energies at all.

The Myths Don’t Lie

My final point is about how the myths and legends of spirits are often correct in describing the harm that spirits can do. Gorgons can turn your body to stone, vampires can feed on your blood, mermaids can drown you (or have ambient energies that make people around them more likely to drown ;D ), etc. It’s just that, most of the time, these things will happen to your etheric body and not your physical one.  

*Always make sure to look into medical and mundane reasons for any harm that may have occurred before ascribing the cause to spirits.*

So You Do Love Me (Jay Park x Reader)

Requested by anon. Enjoy!

Originally posted by korean-hip-hop

You were very successfull in USA, you were in the industry since you turned 18, you were loved by many people worldwide mostly cause you kept it real, you didn’t try to be the sweet girl or the sexy one or the goofy one, you were all of them. You showed different trypes of yourself, your latest album called ‘voices’ was a huge success, people loved how you played around with all different kinds of emotions, that’s why it was called 'voices’ because people have all kinds of voices in their head and you didn’t just stick to one. 

But you felt like you were getting comfortable. You wanted a challenge, yes you did get challenged cause being in the spotlight is a daily struggle, but you were getting used to it. A concert in Korea turned everything around, it was so different and you quickly noticed that not many foreigners made it big in this country. It took a full year for you to get realeased from your contract in USA and get signed in a company in Korea called YMC

.———————–

You were very happy, but not many people were. Korea was a very competitive country and very strict with their bussiness, especially when you are a foreigner. Being called a “koreaboo” and stuff like that had become an everyday thing. You were very close to giving up and going back to USA, that was when you met Jay.

You could swear that you had never met such a positive person. He was very welcoming and helping, he knew how hard it could be for an artist that had nothing to do with this country and tried to find success. So he welcomed you with open arms, you collaborated on a song called “Still killing it” and it was great, you enjoyed his company and you decided that just because your song ended, that does not mean your friendship would

———————-

Jay had a very special place in your heart, like you had in his. You loved to talk to him, to get his opinion for everything and just be silly together, you understood each other and your bond started growing daily. Sometimes you questioned your motives, they were plenty of times that you caught yourself imagining stuff that were not what firends do, you felt that warm fuzzy feeling when he hugged you, you had a smile whenever he called you beautiful, you felt nice when he hid his face in your neck when he was tired and hugged you to find comfort.

You were extremely happy when he told you that you would appear together at a hiphop special that the variety show 'happy together’ was doing, with you it would also be Dok2, Bobby, Cheetah and Kittib. Of course you chose the dressing room that was next to his.“Come in"You said when you heard a knock on your door. He walked in with a smile and approached you and gave you a kiss on the cheek.

"You’re ready babygirl?”

“Yeah they are just finishing my hair”

“I like your lipstick, it brings out your eyes”

He complimented you. You smiled and winked at him. Recently the feelings that you usually brushed off were getting stronger and it was scaring you, you’ve seen how girls come and go and you did not want that to happen to you.

——————–

You walked in all togehter and because of your heels and your sore ankle made you trip, but Jay who was of course right next to you caught you and pushed you next to his body

“No, stay with me girly”

He said and posed, making it a bit comedic and acting like nothing happened. You posed next to him while others laughed, you giggled and went to your seat

“That was a quick save”

One of the MC’s spoke. You smiled and nodded

“Yeah, that’s why I hang out with him”

———————

The interview kept going and it finally your turn came.

“So you have a second album coming up, what are we expecting from this one?”

“It’s more of a fluffy vibe to it. Since my last album was very bold and seductive, I wanted to show a different side of me”

“She has slippers with bunnies on them”

“Hey, you weren’t supposed to say that”

You said and covered Jay’s mouthed. He licked your palm- knowing that it will gross you out- and you yanked it away

“Ewww, disgusting" 

 You rubbed your hand on his shirt, making the saliva he left get rubbed on his shirt

"Aren’t they adorable?”

Dok2 pointed it out, and everyone nodded their heads

“I am adorable, he is gross”

“really? then why do you call me everytime you are sad? 'Jay I need to talk to you, I am upset, please Jay’ ”

He said in a high whiny voice, immitating you. You slapped his upper hand and desided to turn the tables on him

“Cause I feel bad for you and I want you to feel like you have friends”

“really?”

“Yeah. Ah!”

He put you on a headlock, getting a wild reaction from not just you but from everyone, some of them even laughed at the silly view

“Take it back”

“Never”

“Jay let her go, her managment will sue us”

The MC said. He let you got and you slapped him in the face this time.

“You idiot, that really hurt”

“I am sorry bunny”

He used the nickname he had for you and kissed your cheek. Everyone aww’d and you just pushed him awayDuring the rest of the interview you couldn’t help but question your feelings. Was this really just a friendly game? or did he also have some other feelings for you? was it worth the risk?

“So as you said, you are a very sexy and seductive artist? Does that scare guys away?”

“Sometimes. Some men was a very normal and cute girl, I like to wear tight clothes and show my curves, if a guy can talk about sex then why shouldn’t I do it?”

“That’s why I also approached her. She has that amazing and unapologetic attitude, she is also a straight boss, no artist would do what she did and go to a totally diferent country and start from scratch.”

Jay chimed in. You leaned your head to his shoulder and looked at him with puppy eyes

“Awww so you do love me”

“Sadly, yes”

Your smile dropped and you pulled away from him

“You just ruined a perfect moment”

———————-

You didn’t wait for him, you jsut went back to the dressing room as fast as you could. He noticed that, he had to admit that it bothered him, he wanted to talk to you. For a week now he was pep talking himself to talk to you, he couldn’t keep the act anymore, to him you were never a friend, he just never knew how to talk to you like a girlfriend, you made him nervous and protective. He was even overprotective towards you when it came to him, he knew his reputation and how he portrayed himself in the public, how could you trust a man that on it’s latest mv had a girl on his lap and on a bed? He thought he was protecting you, but in reality you jsut putted yourselfs in a torture

“hey, you weren’t really hurt by the headlock right?”

“No, I’m fine don’t worry about it”

You avoided eye contact as you took of your bracelets. The both of you could feel the tension growing, he had to put an end to this

“Let’s go out”

“I’m not hungry Jay

”“No, not like that. As a… date”

That got your attention. You turned to him completely stunned, you opened your mouth but nothing came out

“I…. um…. what?”

“I like you (y/n), I don’t want to be your friend, I never did. I want to be your man, I am sorry but I cannot stand on the side and just let other guys to touch you-specially after that Chul guy-  and…. I want to be that man”

You smiled at him. Seeing him so upset over your ex boyfriends, he never liked Chul, he thought that he was stuck up and arrogant. You ended with him on friendly terms but Jay never stopped complaining about how he treated you.

“You are so cute”

“What?”

He raised his eyebrow, not expecting you to say that. You walked to him and wrapped your arms around his neck, he automatically wrapped his around your waist.

“Should I wear my bunny slippers on our date?”

“Ohhhh girl you trynna seduce me, with those sexy ass slippers”

“Maybe a hair bun too?”

“girl you sure know how to turn a guy on”

Tequila Tears

Pairings: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Mentions of cheating, breakups, swearing, heavy alcohol consumption, self hate, self blame

Word Count: 1003 

Summary: Bucky cheats on you and your trying to deal with it the best you can.


It had barely been a week since Bucky had confessed that he’d cheated. Not that he’d used the word cheated of course, that was too blunt, too dirty. ‘Fooling around’ was how he put it, whatever the fuck that actually meant I wasn’t sure; but I found myself stuck somewhere between wanting to know every lurid detail and blocking my ears so I never had to hear the words tumble from his lips. It was all the same in the end anyway though, whether I knew the details or not, Bucky was a cheater.

It was a brand against his name, a title that flashed as bright as neon sign behind my eyes every time I thought about him. Every memory I had of him, every thought I’d ever had of him was now paired with that word. Tainted by his own confession.

It had been at one of Tony’s famous, high end parties, with a girl he didn’t know, a girl that he confessed he wouldn’t have been able to pick out of a crowd the next morning. I wasn’t sure if that made it worse or better truthfully. She’d come up to him while he sat at the bar, settled herself in against his side and well…cheater.

I wasn’t even all that sure about what had happened after Bucky had told me, it was all a blur in my mind. He’d sat me down on the edge of our shared bed, pacing back and forth in front of me, his fingers tangled up into his hair. I remember laughing at him, telling him not to be so nervous to tell me whatever it was that he wanted to get off his chest; I also remember the way the smile had slipped off my face. After that though it was a mess of curse words and insults, both of us firing off at one another. Bucky had been defensive and I had been angry.

It all came to an abrupt end when my hand slapped him hard across the face, leaving behind an angry, red mark and killing any words left on his tongue. After that he kept his distance, making sure that we were never in the same room together. I was sure that he’d somehow convinced everyone to tell him where I was at all points in the day but I couldn’t bring myself to care; I didn’t want to see him anyway.  

I’d kept myself busy as busy as I could, spending hours in gym sparring with Natasha or taking my anger out on the punching bag; working tirelessly in the shooting range, perfecting my aim. And when I ran out of ammo or Nat got called away I found myself back in our once shared room, his pillow clutched to my chest as fat tears rolled down my cheeks, my sobs muffled by the fabric.

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Current technology is doing absolutely everything it can to go hands-free. We have voice-activated lights, driverless cars, and video game systems we can strap to our faces. In the Total Recall remake, they decided to go in the opposite direction. They put phones literally into their hands.

These hand phones are supposed to be badass spy tech that only covert agents use. Why, you can make calls by putting your hand to your face, and you can utilize any glass surface for video calls. You know, when it’s important to keep your discussions private.

And forget how everyone nearby gets to see and hear your conversation. Where is the camera? Does the guy on the other end also have his hand pressed up against some department store’s window? And what happens when you need to reboot your phone? Do you have to go to a surgeon and carve it out every time, or can you slap your hand against something hard a few times? And let’s not look past how you’ll be talking to everyone with the exact same device you use to masturbate. It’s like answering a video call from your mother on your fleshlight.

6 Sci-Fi Movie Technologies That Went Stupidly Backwards

anonymous asked:

jimin wriggles when jungkook is lifting him, but did you also see where jungkook is keeping his hand? extremely close to jimin's butt, nearly between his thighs. but also how jimin hooked his arm around jungkook when he tried to 'escape' (i.e. run into his man's arms) and how he didn't even try to close his legs but was almost able to wrap them around jungkook. and how small his hand was on jungkook's body? there's so much going on and I'm not processing any of it (: ◉ ∧ ◉ : )!!

and please think about the scenarios where jimin would’ve been handcuffed, or handcuffed to jungkook (of course losing the key, classic!). or if jungkook had carried jimin all the way to the chair (or desk) and sat him there? or how about jimin going ALL out on flirting his way out of jailtime, getting up in jungkook’s space (straddling his legs if he dares). and one last thing, did you see how jimin went all gooey and giggly when the roles were switched and jungkook immediately went BAD BOY!?


I said the same on twitter. I don’t know much about running away from the cops, but holding onto your persecutor it’s not how it’s done….I’m sure. Jimin practically threw himself to Jungkook’s arms (HIS HAND ON HIS SHOULDER/BICEP LOOKED SO SMOL COMPARED TO KOOK’S BROAD BUILT BYE), tho if im honest with you i think he didn’t expect  at all jungkook would to simply lift him up like no big deal AND SMACK THAT BOOTEH LIKE A BOSS (he looked kinda flustered later but obviously wanted more heheheh). The hand you said he left under his ass was the one practically holding Jimin’s weight. I repeat, JUNGKOOK WAS PRACTICALLY HOLDING HIM WITH A SINGLE HAND/ARM.

EDIT; btw this is the face of a man who has just slapped his boyfriend’s ass in front of everyone, pure happiness I tell you

I’m giving you a couple of seconds to process that. I know, same….

I don’t really know what to say, I’ve watched the same scene like….two thousand times? and every time leaves me speechless andsioasdja There’s something I’ve been wondering to myself, tho. What did the others say? how did they react when jikook did that in front of their faces? and also, was Jikook embarrassed after when the episode was out and they watched it or were they proud they have left us all shook with their super gay asses? Questions that won’t let me sleep at night….

pup, this moment has awakened something within us, my senses are tingling and I’M SURE there are authors already writing about this with non AUs, officersAus, CriminalJimin with CopJungkook…………………I know they are coming and I’m so ready for it. There is so much to play with and i just anodinsaidansdadaisdj [SCREAMS]. Gosh, i don’t even dare to imagine such a scene, i don’t think my weak hort could handle it….

also, yes yes yes. this little moment confirmed me they are into roleplay (besides manhandling and spanking), these kinky little shits I would like to thank mother nature for creating this world and doting Jikook of so much love to profuse each other

Dean Ambrose - You Are Ridiculous.

Dean Ambrose - Prompts #87, #95 and #96: “You owe me big time”, “I don’t know how you convinced me to do this” and “Is that…is that my bra”. 

Request for -  Anon

Warnings - Swearing, 

Word Count - 

Originally posted by theb2knetwork

I flopped back down on the crumpled bed sheets next to my boyfriend of 8 months letting out another exasperated groan. “DEAAAAANNNNNNNNN” I whined throwing my head back against his muscular chest and looking up at him. He raised an eyebrow at me before turning his attention back to the shitty film running on the TV. I sighed and sat up; moving to straddle him, his eyes widened as my barely clothed frame came down on top of his.

“Can we please go to this fancy dress party that that Naomi and Jimmy have organised? Pleaseeee” I begged with my best puppy dog eyes as I lightly rocked back and forth on his waist, supporting myself with my hands placed on his chest. He rolled his eyes as he placed his hands on my hips to keep me still as he cocked his head to see past me to continue watching the TV. I pouted my lips and moved my body so it fully covered the TV. “C’mon Dean, it’ll be fun; Roman’s going and you haven’t seen him much since the draft” I pleaded in a last hope. I saw his eyes light up a little at the mention of seeing his ‘brother’, which reignited the hope I’d basically lost after asking for the 50th time.

“Fine. Fine! I’ll go, but you’re gonna have to get me something to wear…unless you want me to go as a nudist” he smirked as your lip curled up in sheer displeasure at his suggestion

“Eh, no thanks babe. You’re hot ‘n all that but, I don’t think everyone else would appreciate your junk just jiggling around all night. I’ll go out after I’ve showered to get you something and I’ll take my costume ‘cos me and all the girls are getting ready at Lana’s” I smiled rolling off of his hips. I squeaked as he placed a hard slap on my ass as I stood up; another cheeky grin lacing his face.

You owe me big time baby. Also do not buy me a ridiculous outfit; like if you buy me a fucking huge egg outfit or something” he warned and went to continue before I burst out laughing

“ AN EGG? Who the fuck dresses as an egg to go to a party? Where the fuck would I even find an egg costume?” I practically screamed through my hysteric laughter as tears rolled down my rosy cheeks. Through my tear clouded eyes I could see the rather amused expression on my boyfriends face as he watched on in bewilderment  as I continued my fit of laughter. “Right, right I’m going for a shower now!” I snorted as I stumbled into our en suite still laughing even as stepped into the shower.

When I came back from my shower Dean was still laying in the same position I left him; limbs sprawled out over the king sized bed covering the various scattered items of clothing from the night before. “I don’t know how you convinced me to do this” he muttered as he shook his head, sitting up from the bed slightly. “You know I despise these fancy dress parties” Dean frowned as he pulled me back down onto our bed and tickled my sides lightly. I squealed as his fingers attacked my sides, my hands rapidly slapping his arms in a largely in vain attempt to get him to stop. Once he finally stopped i resumed my previous position perched upon his waist, my hands resting lightly on his chest.

“I manged to convince you because: one, you loved me and two, you get to see Roman and you two haven’t seen each other properly in ages” I smiled as I towel dried my hair, still sitting on top of him. “Anyways, I need to head off. How about you head over to Jimmy and Naomi’s ‘cos i know Ro’s already there and I’ll bring your outfit when me and the girls arrive?” He nodded lazily as I climbed off of him. “Sorted!” I cheered as I bent down to kiss him just before I headed down the stairs and towards our car; leaving him to hopefully shower before he leaves.


After a stressful twenty or so minutes hunting around for a costume and another ten minutes sat in the shitty city traffic I had just arrived (fashionably late) at Lana’s house; where the (unnecessarily expensive) champagne was flowing, make up artists where rushed off their feet, the whole house was filled with the smells of about twenty different fragrances and costume elements laying around the entire space.

“Sup my bitchessssss” I screamed, wrapping my arms around the first people I saw, which just so happened to be Charlotte and Becky. All the girls cheered back, a mixture of different greetings reverberated around the room, I grabbed a glass of the champagne off the side and necked it. “I need to get ready for this partayyyyy” I once again screamed into the girls’ ears as I yanked my very stereotypical ‘sexy’ cat outfit from my duffel bag and headed towards one of the many bathrooms hearing Charlotte and Becky shake their heads with fond giggles at me.

After a painful 10 minutes of trying to squeeze myself into the ludicrously tight PVC one piece, I was finally dressed; now just to get one of the girls to do my make up and whiskers. I sauntered out of the bathroom and into the living area where all the girls where pretty much ready apart from Becky who was having her hair done and Lana who was having some sort of drama-queen meltdown over her glittery tutu.

“Meeeooowwww” Naomi purred with a comical cat claw motion aimed in my direction and a series of wolf whistles echoing throughout the room. I smirked and went and sat down in front of Leslie; who instantly began fixing my hair as another girl began on my eyes. “Gurll you look hot as fuck!” Naomi spoke, quite obviously already tipsy as she grabbed another glass of champagne and chugged over half of it with in 10 seconds of having it in her grasp. I laughed whilst trying to keep still as I sat patiently in the chair. Lana had just about finished her diva meltdown as the girls finished off my make up and hair; the drawn on nose and whiskers the only thing left to complete my outfit. In the short five minutes it took for everyone to grab their final touches to their outfits my whiskers were done and this sexy cat was ready to get absolutely wasted.


The girls and I all jumped into the luxury, completely pimped out limousine - complete with a rather attractive chauffeur. The traffic filled drive would definitely have been painful if the girls and myself hadn’t got caught up in the fancy limo treats, the music and the alcohol. Oh and gossiping about our men; that was pretty common occurrence between us lot anything from how annoying they’ve been lately to something we’d done in the bedroom.

Finally, the limo pulled up outside Naomi and Jimmy’s house; you could hear the bass of the dance music from at least 200 meters down the street and the crazy coloured disco-like lights were peeping from every window in the entire house.

“Oh my god! Naomi the house looks fucking amazing” Nikki gasped as she was the first to exit the limousine. We all followed suit muttering various thank yous to the driver who just nodded back. Naomi chuckled.

“It was all Jimmy, he went out and brought all the lights” she smiled proudly she was about to speak again when Tamina interrupted.

“Yeah, just wait until you see the billion glow sticks in colours I didn’t even know could glow in the dark that she made me pick up” Tamina grunted but with a slight laugh to her statement. All the girls laughed back as Naomi shrugged mumbling at her to ‘feel the glow’, which cause another wave of giggles of us girls.


Naomi threw open the door to her house; the blast of the loud music a shock to our ears as the group of us made our arrival known with loud screams of various words along with the shout of Jimmy as he swooped Naomi up and almost instantly began kissing her.

“Jesus you guys, get a fucking room” I spoke my voice becoming higher, they both shrugged and ran up the stairs much to the bemusement of the other girls and I. After that one by one the girls were collected by their men; Tamina and Nattie had gone off to the garden due to their other halves not being here and it just left me and Charlotte still standing in the entrance of Jimmy and Naomi’s home.

“Hey Y/N, where the hell is Dean?” Charlotte questioned me. “Didn’t you say he was going to be here” I nodded and checked my phone as I clutched the policeman outfit in my grasp; Hey, it was simple and not embarrassing. I pulled out my phone as saw the text Dean had sent me telling me he was here.

“Well, he’s here somewhere he text me, how about we go get drinks then go and find him?” I questioned in which Charlotte responded with a nod. We headed towards the drink room where we both made ourselves a Malibu and Coke. “Right, drinks sorted now time to track down that idiot” I chuckled, as Charlotte and I began making our way through the large house.

“Where the fuck can a 6′4 guy hide, for fuck sake” I flailed my arms in exasperation shouting to Charlotte over the loud music. After we had been looking for him for over twenty minutes.

“Oh sweetheart are you looking for Dean” a soft voice came from behind me; barely audible over the music. I spun round to Roman’s wife standing with Nia. I nodded my head rapidly. “The last time I saw him he was with Roman in the garden but I’m pretty sure Ro said something about the kitchen” she informed me with a heartwarming smile.

“Oh my gosh, thank you so much; knew them two would be together” I chuckled before scurrying off into the direction of the kitchen - Charlotte right behind me having said a short goodbye to Nia. We both stood in the doorway of the kitchen, only for our eyes to land straight upon my boyfriend standing practically naked, on the kitchen island dancing to ‘Hot in Herre” by Nelly. Worst of all was he - was he wearing a bra?

“Well, found him” Charlotte snorted taking a sip of her drink as I gave her an unimpressed raised eyebrow look for her remark as I shoved my drink and the costume I was holding into Charlotte’s arms.

“Yeah no shit, woman” I snarled at her comment. “Dean what the fuck are you doing?!” I screeched, marching closer towards the kitchen island; standing in front of Dean with my hands placed firmly on my hips. Whilst I could see Roman out the corner of my eye in a hysteric burst of laughter along with some of the other superstars. My boyfriend looked down at me and began to laugh as he jumped of the counter and landed next to me.

“Hey Babyyyyy” he slurred wrapping his arms around my waist, pressing his lips against my neck. The smell of liquor; mainly Jack Daniels radiating off of him. How the fuck was he already this drunk I thought to myself. My train of thought was broken when I saw a closer up the bra that he was sporting.

“Dean, is that…is that my bra” I questioned, pinging the strap harshly onto his bare skin; his facing scrunching up at the sharp pain. After the small sting had gone from his skin he started to laugh manically along with the rest of your friends who were all still doubled over laughing. I rested my head in my hands as i slowly shook it from side to side in some sort of embarrassment. “You’re literally ridiculous” I giggled, ripping the bra from his chest; effectively breaking the clasp in the process. “Go and put this on you fucking idiot” I laughed shoving the outfit from Charlotte’s hands into Dean’s”

“What ever you say sexy” he smirked, as he stumbled out the doorway. Bumping into a rather flustered looking Naomi and Jimmy; their outfits kinda askew and their faces flushed. Everyone in the room burst out laughing as the stood there in confusion whilst my head made it’s way back down into my hands.

Jesus Christ, this was already one hell of a night, and it was only 10.30pm. God help us for the rest of the night.  

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A/N: Finally got this finished!!! Hope you enjoy it. Sorry it took me so fucking long guys!!

You're Obsessed with Heathers [RFA + V & Saeran]

AN: If you haven’t heard of Heathers: the movie is on Hulu (Netflix too, I think) and the soundtrack is on Spotify! It is rated R and has a lot of swearing and murder/suicide so keep that in mind ^-^ there’s a musical too but I’m not sure where to find it

Zen
▪yessss MC!!!!
▪loves it because finally you’re into a musical that he hasn’t starred in
▪will duet Dead Girl Walking & Seventeen with you all the time
▪matching Veronica & JD Halloween costumes are a must
▪for your birthday he takes you to go see the musical ahhh
▪he’s interested in JD’s character but will make sure to remind you that even though y'all dress up together, he can seperate reality from fiction & will never ever treat you like JD does to Veronica

Jaehee *Heathers spoilers*
▪okay…remember that role Zen played a while back?
▪the one where he played the deranged psychopath and did a phenomenal job?
▪imagine him playing JD!
*heavy breathing* I would explode asdfghjkl
▪just like JD did xD

▪mmmmmmm
▪heck yeah boi
▪aBsOlUtElY requests that Zen at least reenacts some of the lines from it
▪would cry tears of joy
▪her favorite part of the movie is the ending because heck yeah Veronica you go girl
▪not a fan of how vulgar it is and doesn’t really care for the murder aspect, but she does like the depth to the characters
▪loves JD’s line: “chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling”

707
▪if you’ve introduced him to it….rip
▪ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM?
▪YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK?
▪YOU’VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK?
▪I’D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF
▪AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH
▪BUT I’M FEELING NICE, HERE’S SOME ADVICE
▪LISTEN UP BIYATCH
▪comes up with conspiracy theories for each of the characters
▪quotes it constantly
▪"We must pray the other members of the RFA know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it’s Jesus Christ, and he’s in the book"
▪buys ya matching merch
▪he also has matching cosplays, but he only dresses as Veronica and Heather Chandler

Yoosung
▪okay but did his mom give him permission to watch an R rated movie?
yoosung it’s not even that horror-y stop making excuses
▪does not like JD one bit
▪horrified at his behaivor towards Veronica near the end of the movie
▪"and you…like him, MC?“
▪yes….?
▪does not say a word after that but treats you suspiciously sweet afterwards

Saeran
▪"well f*** me gently with a chainsaw” is now his new favorite saying
▪he actually kind of likes it
▪it’s a new tradition between the two of you to watch it every Friday night

Jumin & V (because this scenerio works for both)
▪he won’t tell you this but…
▪it’s not his thing
▪the whole murdering kids & abusive relationships aspect just really makes him uncomfortable
▪He will always listen to you talk about it though! He knows enough to indulge you in conversation
▪if you really want, he’ll take you to go see it bc precious bean

amachiko  asked:

Okay but think of this: The RFAs next party theme has to do with them doing an opening dance, and MC selected the best dances of all: The Macarena.

Author’s note: Sorry I haven’t posted much, my life has gotten 10000 times busier in these past couples of weeks AHHH

Yoosung

  • This poor child
  • He is trying so hard to keep up, but his body just won’t listen to him
  • From the very beginning he’s an entire step behind his face is bright red ugH
  • And OH GOD JUMIN ARE YOU OKAY???
  • In an attempt to catch up to everyone else, Yoosung sped up
  • But in trying to do sO HE ENDED UP SLAPPING JUMIN IN THE FACE how did he even reach up there
  • “I-I’m so sorry!!!”
  • That’s also the story of how Jumin greeted a very important client the next day with a giant red hand mark on his face

Zen

  • He makes the Macarena HIS BITCH
  • SHAKE THOSE HIPS ZEN Jaehee is passed out in the other room
  • At some point he takes out his ponytail and dramatically flips his hair
  • HE IS THE ONLY ONE IN THIS DAMN GROUP THAT CAN ACTUALLY DO IT CORRECTLY
  • when the song ends he gets super bummed so you end up playing it again so he can have “an encore”

Jaehee

  • Instead of dancing, she volunteered to lead all of the ‘before party’ practices because the boys looked like a mess the first time they tried to dance together
  • Jaehee stood at the front of the room, facing the rest of the group
  • She began rhythmically snapping. “Five, Six, Seven-”
  • “Yes?”
  • “No, Luciel, I’m just counting to keep us in sync.”
  • “Isn’t that a band?”
  • “Yoosung, try to stay on task.”
  • “I’m going to go get a drink of water.”
  • “Mr. Han, please focus.”
  • “Jaehee, my legs hurt too much from my workout this morning. Can I sit out?”
  • “I’m sorry, Zen, but the party is tomorrow and you guys really need to have this down.”
  • “IF ZEN GETS TO SIT OUT SO DO I!!”
  • “I just told him he couldn’t, Yoosung.”
  • “Can I wear my light up shoes when we dance? They’d look so cool!!!!”
  • “Luciel, you don’t move your feet when you do the Macarena….”
  • “I should teach Elizabeth the dance so she can-”
  • “No.”
  • Teaching the RFA boys to dance is a lot harder than it sounds

Jumin

  • “The Maca-whata?”
  • After having to explain IN DETAIL what the dance was, you started the music
  • Watching Jumin dance was hands down the FUNNIEST THING EVER
  • He squinted his eyes in concentration as he tried to control his movements really he’s just an overdressed business man flailing his extra-long arms to the beat
  • He kept doing this weird thing with his hips though and he’s so stiff like A DANCING STICK
  • BUT BOY IS HE PROUD OF HIMSELF

707

  • No
  • Your eyes must be deceiving you, because there is no way your boyfriend just walked out DRESSED LIKE THAT


  • but he did
  • and he was ROCKING IT
  • Of course a couple seconds later he tripped and all the fruit fell off of his headdress
  • “Are you gonna go change now?”
  • “…Yeah.”
List of Malec things given to other characters:

I’ve been wanting to start this list for a long time and finally did it today. I know there are lots more but this is a start just off the top of my head. Now I’m going back to bed. 😏😒


Stamina rune - one of the most iconic Magnus Bane quotes EVER is wasted on Jace and random hookup.

Fumbling first time make-out: wasted on Climon, Alec getting frisky with Magnus and lifting his shirt for the first time in TBC should have been in the show! Clary taking off Simon’s shirt was a slap in the face to Malec fans!

Cat-eyes reveal - should have been a private moment with Alec but instead used as party trick to Max right in front of Maryse.

Morning after pillow talk - wasted on Simon and Maureen. Malec needed that moment to confirm what happened was positive and happy for them. Some people still don’t think they even did it!

Cooking together - wasted on Raphael and Izzy when everyone knows they aren’t even a couple.
This is majorly messed up people.

Couch make-out - also wasted on Raphael and Izzy when everyone knows Malec had the BEST couch scene ever!!!

Hugging - Climon gets multiple hugs and cuddles in the street, on rooftops, on top of a freaking van. Can Malec please have a hug????? One hug????? Is this asking too much??????

anonymous asked:

Hello I would like a headcanon of '' the drunk guys ''

 Nathaniel has a very wild streak when he’s drunk. He basically acts the complete opposite of how he acts normally. He’s very bold and won’t hold back when he wants to say something. Becomes a straight up savage. He’s also easily persuaded so you could literally get him to do anything which is both good and bad. You could ask him to strip naked and he’d do it, that’s how bad it gets. After about an hour or so though he begins to feel sick and throws up, and becomes this huge mess. You have to help him walk or else he’s going to be on the floor. For these reasons he refuses to get drunk around others unless it’s his s/o or a reaaaaaally close friend.

Castiel is the sloppy drunk. He slurs his words so much and he kind of drags his feet around wherever he goes. He tries to makeout with you and gets super sad when you don’t want to and begins to complain. He also gets angry very quickly about the littlest things and will try to pick a fight with any and everyone, he doesn’t care. He’d probably be that guy you find the next morning passed out with a cup in his hand drooling everywhere. He has the worst hangovers too so unless you wanna deal with grumpy Cas you shouldn’t let him get drunk.

Lysander is very excited to do things but still reserved. He speaks just a bit louder. “Hey Lys you wanna dance to this song?” “Yeaaaah, I’d be *hiccup* delighted to.” He laughs at everything for some reason. You could slap him in the face and at first he’d be upset but then he’d start laughing. He can’t walk straight at all, he drags his feet everywhere. He’d probably be knocked out after a few hours but he’d be sleeping in the weirdest places like in the bathtub, in the closet or in the middle of the hallway. In the morning he can’t remember a thing and there’s really no point in trying to get him to remember cause you’ll just confuse him.

Armin is extremely loud and stubborn. Like, you’re trying to get him to lie down and he’s all “NO! I DON’T WANNA GO TO BEDDDD!” He’s basically a gigantic child. He’s also extremely clingy and will whine and complain if you’re more than like 3 feet away from him. You also have to watch him very carefully because he’d probably hurt himself by like trying to cook something and then accidentally stabbing his hand. His face also gets super red and his eyes have the glazed over look to them. He spaces out a lot almost like he’s high but then he randomly comes back to reality and will start ranting about something completely irrelevant.

 Kentin is that drunk that will reveal all of his secrets to you with no hesitation. You could ask him literally ANYTHING and he’d tell you, but not before pressing his fingers against your mouth and going “SHHHHHH!!! I’ll t-tell you buuuuuuut you can’t say nothing!” Also uses terrible grammar. It’s best not the bring up these secrets to him the next day though because he’ll just get super embarrassed. He eats so much food too. Chips, candy, soda, all of that and he just doesn’t stop eating. He’s also weirdly emotional when he’s drunk about the most random things. He could watch a sad commercial and be crying for like 5 minutes about “the poor doggy.”

Kissing Who? - Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 701 (Is that a one-shot or a drabble? I’m gonna call it a one-shot…)

Warnings: Kind of panic attack, language, slight angst at the beginning, fluff ensues.

A/N This is for @straightasdeanwinchester 2000 follower challenge. My prompts are bolded, also… Congrats! You deserve it. Hope you enjoy.


You were standing off stage at your first panel of your first convention, and you were a nervous wreck. Ever since you had started on Supernatural you chose to learn about the fandom and how so many characters were hated by them and you hoped, you weren’t one of them. That was the most terrifying thing for you at that moment, then it didn’t help your boyfriend, Jensen Ackles was late to show up and dating him meant some people hated you.

You were rolling the microphone in between your hands when all of a sudden you could feel someone grab your shoulders, you turned around swiftly ready to hit them in the face with the mic for startling you.

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anonymous asked:

Anon, are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You’ve come so far,Why now are you pulling on my dick? I’d normally slap your face off,And everyone here could watch. But I’m feeling nice. Here’s some advice. Listen up, biotch! If you ain't got nothing nice to say, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL! Also, Toma you're a cutie pie and I will also gladly fight anyone who doesn't treat you with the utmost respect- Catcallers and rude anons,included.

anonymous asked:

Keith is a huge masochist who enjoys having his ass n thighs spanked with a paddle and crop, he also enjoys being slapped across the face and choked, and he's into humiliation. Shiro was super afraid of hurting him but now he enjoys it. Since Lance doesn't like the pain all that much and enjoys sweeter sex, they make up a scenario in which Keith is the "bad boy" and Lance is the "good boy", so Shiro can punish Keith and coddle Lance. n then everyone cuddles n kisses each other in exhaustion lol

Shiro is so gentle with his touches at first, until they worked together to find the perfect pressure. Shiro eventually loves it, just because the face Keith has: tears pricking in his eyes and his jaw slack with a hint of drool at the edge, in pure ecstasy.

Procreation

Prompt by the Tumblr user @a-kabby-k;

“AU Post 1x09, After the Exodus’ disaster, about 150 people survived and found a way to repair the Ark. They don’t know if the 100 are still alive, so the council decided to do what it takes to ensure that the human race will survive and edicts a new law: Each person between eighteen and fifty years are obliged to have a new child.”

Much thanks to Lydia @charmingly-evil for all her help.
Unbeta-d. So beware.

FF.net    AO3


“Hello Jaha. Yes, our consummation date is scheduled for today.”

“I know, I was just checking in to make sure you have everything you need. How are you feeling?”

“How do you think?” Abby rolled her eyes and balanced the phone between her ear and shoulder before grabbing up her plates and taking them to her makeshift kitchen. Her room was devoid of any sound. Her husband was floated first then her daughter was sent down for a suicide mission.

“I know that we’re asking a lot from you,” Jaha spoke from the other end of the line. “But I would like to thank you for doing this. I know how difficult it must be for you, especially with Kane….”

“I’m not doing this for you Jaha, I’m doing this for our people, for the Ark.” she mumbled as she turned on the faucet and watched the cold water rain down on her dirty plates in the sink. “I can’t believe it’s come to this. It’s funny, isn’t it? Our ancestors had fears that we would over populate the ark. Never would they have imagined that we’d have the opposite issue.”

“You’re right, that’s why we’re all doing it.” Jaha, the voice of the reason, kept talking. “I should be seeing Callie tomorrow.”

“I just find it idiotic how I’m stuck with Kane.” Abby sighed and leaned back against the counter. “When there are plenty of other men on the Ark…”

“Abby, we’ve been over this. You two are-“

“Genetically compatible, yes I know.” She looked down on the ground. Did she even have a choice?

She swallowed before making her way to the bathroom, switching the phone from her left ear to the right. On the other end of the line, Jaha continued. “It is necessary for the survival of the human race.”

Abby had heard these words before. Yes, she had been hearing the Chancellor repeat them over and over again for the past couple of the days, ever since the Exodus Accident. Too many people were lost, thanks to Diana. If they weren’t careful, the humanity was going to become extinct. Abby understood the consequences. This was Jaha being careful.

“We need to repopulate the Arc.” Jaha spoke.

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Do not do this. Do not say, in so many words, “Hire me to do these lyrics or else” or “Do my lyrics or else!” That’s one of the fastest ways to guarantee not only that I will not do what you want me to _or else_, but I will also not want to work with you even if you do go through the proper channels.

This is incredibly disrespectful to the team at Man on the Internet. I work hard as a lyric writer, and everyone who works as voice talent has had to go through a pretty grueling audition process. If I hired random people commenting on YouTube and Tumblr just because they said “I can help, contact me, I’m really good,” that is a slap in the face to everyone who actually did work hard.

Just do “the right stuff” and don’t do this. Kay?

I don’t like the “The Donna” storyline, but in this episode it brought up something that I loved to see addressed: Donna was lead to believe that she was worth more than she is, starting with Harvey putting more money into her paycheck without telling her that it wasn’t the firm that was paying her. In this episode, she had to face reality: being confident and good at reading people doesn’t automatically mean that they’ll take you seriously, especially when you are trying to do business.

Business is full of sharks, and Donna? Donna is merely a fish that believes herself to be invincible. I liked that she got this wake-up call, it was time to show her that no, not everyone will fall at your feet if you act like you own the world.

I’d love to see Donna’s confidence more explored, honestly, this is the kind of storyline I want for her. Less magic-machine, more Donna’s character exploration.

And all this also brings me back to the whole thing about Harvey and Donna not being a match according to me because of the power imbalance: Donna is a legal secretary, she is not on the same level as Harvey, who has been shown seeking accomplished, challenging women. 

We were just slapped in the face with the fact that Donna is a little fish, and honestly if they want to make Darvey end-game it wasn’t a good move, it just reminded me of one of the reasons why I don’t like them.

anonymous asked:

The elboys' reactions to their own surprise birthday parties.

Lord Knight doesn’t even really realize it’s his own surprise birthday party. It takes him a few seconds to connect and fully register what’s going on as confetti and applause from the Elgang are spilled out. When he does, he’s a little overwhelmed. Being more serious than his other jobs, he has a hard time trying to get used to the cheery and outgoing atmosphere. Since it takes time for him to adjust, half of the time he keeps a reserved smile and claps for himself.

Rune Slayer is glad he didn’t do anything bad to be giving the silent treatment or anything. He hugs the nearest person towards him - which can either result in the other member awkwardly letting him hug them or slapping his face. He’s the easiest getting into the happy mood, and becomes even more hyperactive than ever.

Infinity Sword is honestly a bit flustered at the birthday party. He didn’t expect even half of the Elgang to even participate really, with the demons going on and all… He gets kinda prideful and blushes a bit as everyone in the crowd rubs the boy’s head affectionately. He ends up cutting up the cake, being the type to like to slice things and all. He also ends up eating most of the cake, because it’s his cake and he really wants to cherish this.