also it didnt even break even at the box office wtf

Hi yes I watched the episode and this is a rough live blogging thing idk man SPOILERS DEFINITELY DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS bc I legit have basically every reaction I had to every scene of the leaked episode so please do the read if you don't want spoilers

I found it. I have caved in and I am watching the leaked episode. I understand nothing. I do not speak Russian.

Holy fuck Mycroft’s umbRELLA

HOLY FUCK I DON’T LIKE CLOWNS GO AWAY I DON’T LIKE THIS

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ALSO A GUN

WTF IS THIS ACTING IT’S SO FAKE I’M LAUGHING

wtf hi Sherly omg the hat too

Oh hi John I still understand nothing you guys are saying

Sherlock looks very sassy idk why

John too. Also sassy

Oooh sherlock is thinking

Oh man it sherlock and John both smiling at something Mrs Hudson said probably about tea idk

John said yes to something

Microsoft said no to something

He’s also sitting in the client chair

Uh oh they’re arguing

John is taking notes as usual

It looks like Mycroft is bringing them a case idk

Oh shit flashback yo there’s a girl probably Euros/Eurus

Who the fuck is Nemo Holmes??!?!?

Awww tiny sherlock in his pirate hat with his wooden sword running after Redbeard the doggo

Uh oh sherly looks kinda smad

WTF this girl(most probably/kinda definitely Euros?) drew lots of pics that basically said RIP Sherlock, lit a match, and then it cuts to a scene of the house (mansion?) On fire

Oh wow I hear Sherringford it looks like it’s a place like a house on an island i don’t understand

Uh oh smash everyone stands up shiT THERE’S A DRONE AND A WOMAN’S VOICE SINGING

SHIT IS THAT A BOMB

RUN GUYS WTF

WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING AROUND I

hahaha Mrs Hudson is listening to rock and vacuuming downstairs I’m cackling

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS STILL STANDING AROUND STARING AT THE BOMB JESUS FUCK

Sherlock why you smiling?????

WTF IS HAPPENING I DON’T 3, 2, 1

THEY’RE RUNNING TO THE WINDOWS

OH SHIT MAN ITS THAT CLIP FROM THE TEASER

MAN NOT THE VIOLIN

random switch to a ship scene?

Idk who these ppl are

Sherringford keeps repeating

Oh hi sherlock how did you and John get on top of this ship?????

Wtf is this Sherringford? It looks very high tech idk

Oh shit they sent off an alarm oh wow they tied the Fisher dudes and

HOLY WOW SHERLOCK WROTE “TELL MY SISTER I’M HERE” IN THE SAND ok???? I dON’T GET IT

Oh hi John OMFG IS THAT MICROSOFT

OMFG SHERLOCK IN THE BEANIE I

hahahahahaha that sailor face screenshot omfg I’m cackling my suite mates aren’t going to enjoy how loud my laughing is college dorms are sad sometimes

Oh shit Mycroft giving the dude shit

Oh wow sherlock why you walking like that wtf

Oh wow he straightened up oh holy shit tHERE HE IS

oh she plays the violin too ok

Okay wow chill fam he steps closer and she plays weird and fast damn

Man I have to do this for another hour why am I doing this to myself

They’re talking about Faith Smith

She’s offering him her violin? Idk. Nvm yeah she is

Oh now she’s saying something about Mycroft

John looks worried I guess??

Sherlock is playing the violin now and she keeps talking

It’s kinda weird how they have very similar eyes idk I like it it connects them on like the genetic level

I still have no clue what they’re saying

Oh shit they’re stepping over the 3 feet lines hEY OBEY THE RULES YOU, YOU, RULE BREAKERS.

something about Redbeard + extra step forward they’re right up in front of the glass

John looks outside for some reason?

John is insisting on something??

Oh shit they’re bringing their hands up to put them up against the glass

John is worried about something in the meeting room

Oh shit this one dude flipped the alarm on Mycroft and John

OH SHIT WHERE’D THE GLASS GO WTF

OH SHIT SHE HIT HIM ON THE HEAD AND SHE’S CHOKING HIM I’M SCREAM

HOLY SHIT WTF WHY’S MORIARTY ON ALL THE SCREENS

OH FUCK THEY CLUBBED JOHN TOO

HOLY FUCK I WANT TO BREAK FREE, AERIAL SHOT OF THE ISLAND

HOLY FUCKING SHIT JIM MORIARTY POSING AS HE GETS OFF A HELICOPTER WTF IS THIS IM

them glasses tho

also body guards wtf how many of them are there

how is he seeing in the dark with them shades on i struggle to see during the day

Oh wow Jim and Mycroft talking

Jim playing with the Jesus figurine thingy people put outside during Christmas (idk man I’m not Christian) I forget what they call the scene but it’s the one with baby Jesus and Mary

Jim mentioned Sherly idk what’s going on tbh this is a mess

OH SHIT SCENE CHANGE MORIARTY VISITING EUROS/EURUS

man I can’t handle this is though we established that he was dead man

Oh shit she cut the feed idk how she did that Mycroft can’t see them now

Wtf are they doing it don’t understand smh

Oh hi John nice of you to wake up oh hi sherlock is pacing

Wait Mycroft is here too Oh shit they’re stuck in a holding cell fuck

OH NO THE CHILD FROM THE PLANE FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE IS BACK

idk man they’re saying stuff but they just cut the phone call off

Oh man Euros just randomly appeared on screen Moriarty in the red filter too

Oh shit who dat who dat hOSTAGE

oh man they gave sherlock a gun and Euros said something about John and Mycroft

I’m guessing she’s making him choose holy hell

Sherly is giving the gun to Mycroft???

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON AT AAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

OH WOW MYCROFT DIDNT TAKE THE GUN

sherlock is giving the gun to John holy

Oh shit he has to shoot the dude idk who he is but he was probs in charge of Sherringford

Oh man the dude took the gun and shot himself

hoLY WOW MYCROFT GOT SICK I THOUGHT HE WAS STRONGER THAN THAT

SHIT SHE SHOT THE HOSTAGE LADY

Sherlock picked up the gun and the door opened???

HAHAHAHAHAHA MORIARTY MAKING TRAIN NOISES I’M CRYING

LOL the girl on the plane is drinking a juice box

Well fuck there’s a shotgun now and pics I don’t understAND

He’s giving the shotgun to John again

I’m guessing she’s having Sherlock deduce something?????

HOLY FUCK WOW THE 3 PEOPLE IN THE PICS ARE HANGING OUTSIDE THE WINDOW?!?!??!

is2g this is giving me very strong “Escape room” vibes

Oh fuck the other 2 guys dropped wtf kind of psychopathic shit is this

Sherlock said something to John and john stood up higher and squared his shoulders + clenched his jaw

There’s a coffin in this next room wtf I don’t get any of this

They’re talking to the little girl again

He’s deducting something about the coffin

Oh shit the coffin’s over has a plaque on it that says “I love you”

Oh shit something about Molly shit they’re calling her from Sherlock’s phone

Oh man Oh man Oh man she’s forcing him to tell Molly he loves her

FUCK man Molly looks heart broken

LOL they’re not even trying she’s not even on the phone lololol

SHIT MAN THEY FORCED HIM TO TELL HER HE LOVES HER THAT’S NOT COOL MAN THAT’S TERRIBLE WTF KIND OF PSYCHOPATHIC FUCKERY IS THIS IM SO PISSED OFF

WOW MAN SHERLOCK IS DEMOLISHING THAT COFFIN MAN I’M ANGRY TOO I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND

ok John be the voice of reason sherly needs you

I think she’s making him choose between John and Mycroft I don’t like this

Mycroft keeps talking John isn’t saying anything

HOLY HELL HE POINTED THE GUN AT MYCROFT

John: Sherlock no

Holy wow is Sherly gonna shoot Microsoft is he really going to do it I can’t even

WAIT NO HE’S GOING TO SHOOT HIMSELF

oh lol no she shot them with a tranquilizer she doesn’t want him dead

The little girl is in the bathroom on the plane now

OH HOLY HELL JOHN IS IN A WELL?????

where’s Mycroft? They don’t know

SHIT he’s shackled to the bottom

Sherlock is in a weird room with fetus pics of him on the wall and a Redbeard labeled bowl

Oh wow he pushed the wall and it fell he’s outdoors????

SHIT THE WELL IS FILLING UP SHERLOCK GO SAVE HIM SHIT DON’T LET HIM DIE HE’S SHACKLED DOWN

I’M GOING TO CRY THE WELL IS FILLING UP

who the fuck is Victor Trevor

SHIT is he cRYING IS SHERLOCK CRYING

Oh man this friend Victor apparently also died in a well??? Idk man

Who the fuck is Nemo Holmes wtf he’s looking for the grave

Oh man words in the air he’s thinking idk what he’s saying

Is there no girl on the plane????? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S HAPPENING HE’S SITTING WITH EUROS

IDK MAN HE’S CONSOLING HER IS2G WTF SHERLOCK THIS IS THE MOST HUMAN I’VE SEEN YOU

OH THANK THE HEAVENS THEY GOT TO JOHN RIGHT ON TIME

He said thanks Greg aw

They said something about him idk

John is cold yo

Yo it’s the ‘rents at Mycroft’s office and Sherlock is standing off to the side they’re pretty angry idk why

Sherlock got off a helicopter and he’s going somewhere???

Oh hey he’s back to see Euros he’s gonna play the violin for her aww

OH MY GOD JOHNLOCK FIXING THE APARTMENT AFTER THE EXPLOSION I’M

that’s cute they both play violin to each other it looks like sherlock makes frequent visits to Euros

Woah man there’s a Miss You CD from Mary too

Aww they’re back to solving cases OH MAN PARENTLOCK

LOL THAT LAST SCENE OF THEM RUNNING OUT OF A BUILDING IS SO CLICHE I CAN’T EVEN I’M CACKLING IT’S 1:26AM

anyway I hope this isn’t the episode that airs tomorrow BC WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THEY DIDN’T EVEN ADDRESS TLD’S CLIFFHANGER AND IT JUST DIDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE IDK MAN

Thats my opinion on this. It doesn’t seem complete at all. It’s so weird and jumpy and it skips stuff and I don’t like this I sure as hell hope this isn’t the real ending bc #no