also is this actually her singing in this

anonymous asked:

any headcanons for kagehina or iwaoi?

I’ll do some for both since I like both these pairings a lot!


Kagehina:

1. It’s during their 3rd year of high school that Hinata realizes that he’s in love with Kageyama. Of course, he’s too scared to do anything about it.

2. Kageyama is also in love with Hinata. Cue mutual pining and these idiots being idiots. 

3. Kageyama loves the way Hinata smells and will secretly keep an article of clothing, like his jacket, whenever Hinata is sleeping over at his place. 

4. Kageyama loves Natsu and drawing with her since she’s the first kid who isn’t afraid of him. 

5. Hinata finds out that Kageyama actually has a really nice voice when Natsu forces him to sing her favorite song with her. (Kageyama can’t say no to those big, brown eyes!)

6. They both go to the same university and join the volleyball team together. Hinata is a benchwarmer longer than Kageyama is but he gets subbed in a lot because no one can do the quick with Kageyama like he can. 

7. During a party, Hinata hates how a drunk girl is coming onto Kageyama so he kisses Kageyama in front of everyone to prove a point (and because he’s jealous). They start making out right then and there because both have wanted this for so long!

8. They start dating right after but nothing much really changes in their lives and they realize they’ve kinda been together for a long time, just kissing and stuff wasn’t involved. They soon move into an apartment together too. 

Iwaoi:

1. They finally start dating each other during their third year of high school when Makki and Mattsun (tired of seeing dance around each for so long now) lock them in a closet during a party. They’re both a bit drunk but not enough to not remember what they did in the closet the next day. (Let’s just say Makki and Mattsun are now traumatized when they opened the closet to let their friends out.)

2. They share an apartment that’s in the middle of both their universities. Both are in their respective universities’ volleyball teams. 

3. Oikawa loves playing against Iwaizumi and his team and both always make bets and agree to do whatever the winner tells him to do. Oikawa won’t ever admit it but he gets jealous when Iwaizumi spikes balls from tosses that aren’t his.

4. Iwaizumi takes extra care of Oikawa during finals time because Oikawa tends to overwork himself and even loses weight from the stress. 

5. Oikawa is awful at English and Iwaizumi is awful at Physics. Both study together and help each other out. 

6. Oikawa is super clingy when he’s sick so Iwaizumi always gets sick right after because Oikawa won’t let him go. Iwaizumi’s chicken noodle soup is to die for!

7. Both take a trip to Kyoto during fall and decide to one day move there because it’s so pretty. 

8. Iwaizumi is a big romantic! He always goes all out during Valentine’s Day and Oikawa’s birthday and gets the best gifts. 

9. Both end up on the same national volleyball team.

10. Iwaizumi rents out an entire planetarium and has the staff arrange the stars in the main dome to spell “Will you marry me?” Oikawa thinks it’s just a normal, albeit super fancy, date so he’s really surprised and actually cries. (Of course, he says yes!)

11. They have a small wedding with just family and friends and even Kageyama and Hinata are invited. They color scheme is the same as their Seijou uniform because Oikawa says he looks best in sea green.

12. Both really love kids and adopt 2 girls and twin boys. 


I hope you liked these!! When I thought of Iwa’s proposal, I almost cried myself cuz imagine how beautiful it would be??!! 

Ask and distract me!

[Ruby Mermaid] ♡ [Yang Mermaid]

Ayo! I’m back with another RWBY merm! Thank you everyone for your support with this little series, and now I’m almost done with just one RWBY girl left!

For Weiss I decided to very faintly base her design off a jellyfish with some transparent fins. I thought it’d be fitting to have this tsundere be able to actually zap those that get too close. I also imagined that Weiss would be quite well known for charming sailors with her singing voice.

Also feel free to leave me any suggestions you may have for Blake’s Mermaid form!

anonymous asked:

bucky tell us a story about darcy

darcy lewis goes drinking with thor.

that alone should be enough to send your imaginations spinning off to wild places, but that, my friends, is only where our story begins.
it is also something you should know, just in general, in case you happen to encounter darcy lewis.
she’s tazed a god twice, and she goes drinking with thor. on a regular basis.
the first time thor wanted to go drinking after i showed up, lewis was there too. and naturally, if thor was going out so was she. neither of them knew us newbie avengers well yet, but being sociable sort of people, they invited us to tag along. scott immediately agreed, but sam was caught up doing some beta testing in the labs with tony, and said he would catch up when they were done.
so darcy, thor, scott and i went out drinking.
fun fact about thor: it takes him approximately one million alcohols to get drunk, but once he’s there, he likes to sing. preferably epic ballads of victory in battle, but he’s pretty much game for any catchy song that will get a bar excited. that being the case, lewis and thor’s go-to midgardian bar is a karaoke joint.
im sure you begin to see where things are going wrong.
fun fact about darcy lewis? she can also hold her alcohol, but cannot carry at tune. like. at all.
that doesnt stop her from singing, mind you. gotta respect a lady who knows shes terrible but enjoys herself anyway.
scott apparently loves karaoke. i dont know why that surprised me, but it did. even more surprising? hes not actually that bad, although like 90% of his song choices were bruce springsteen. no clue why. anyway, thor was delighted by having a buddy who was not only willing but able to sing with him, and after scott got over his star-struck-ness they had a pretty great time.
it was a good thing that thor and lewis went to that bar on the regular, because im sure any place that hadnt been prepared for them would have kicked all of us out. as it was, they finally booted us out the door after a rousing rendition of ‘wrecking ball’ had most of the bar on their feet. and broke two tables.
(thor apparently settles his tab there in asgardian gold, so no hard feelings from the bartenders.)
the night was young and all of us had enough booze in our systems that we decided to catch a cab back to the tower and see if we could rope anyone else into some shennanigans. thor was buzzed at least, which for thor means his voice is even boomier and his gestures are more expansive–you gotta be ready to duck. scott was drunk, no question about it, and that was probably why theyd wound up singing wrecking ball in the first place. scott’s a cheerful if floppy, “ i love you, i love all of you guys, i love everyone in this bar ” kind of drunk, and was mostly travelling by merit of being wrapped around thors bicep. i was a little buzzed myself, and lewis had had nearly as much as i did. remarkably, she seemed to be chugging along pretty well, some weaving and slurring aside. the lady lives up to her god-tazing reputation.
anyway, we got out of the cab at the tower and started making our way to the doors. scott had partially detached from thors arm and needed extra support, so i was helping keep him from capsizing while lewis trailed a few steps behind the three of us, making color commentary of our three stooges act.
and then out of nowhere, she just…yelled.
all three of us whipped around as quickly as three drunk superpeople can, just in time to see darcy lewis dish out what looked to be a pretty dang textbook perfect roundhouse kick to the chest of some poor guy.
the guy went down. lewis went down too, because the kick had totally overbalanced her. thor and i dropped scott and ran over to help.
which was when sam sat up and said ‘that was a hell of a kick’
because apparently hed finished up his testing and gone out to catch up with us, made it partway down the block to call a cab, then saw us getting out of our taxi. he jogged back–not being particularly stealthy, but we were drunk–and put his hand on lewis’s shoulder to get her attention.
lewis, having pretty poor vision even sober, and worse vision when drunk and without her glasses, just saw some big male figure who’d popped up out of nowhere and grabbed her by the shoulder.
so naturally she kicked him in the chest.
she apologized profusely, but the rest of us thought it was pretty funny. and sam was impressed the next morning when he discovered that she’d left a visible footprint on his chest.
darcy insists she has no idea why she did it. or where she learned to kick like that.
the rest of us have just chalked it up to mysterious darcy lewis powers.

“Nothing even happened in Volume 4″

-Right from the start, we get a glimpse of how Grimm are created

-Introduction to three new bad guys, and one farm boy that Tumblr instantly gushes over.

-Ruby gets a new outfit in order to honor her fallen friends

-Jaune gets his weapon redesigned to honor his fallen partner

-Funny RNJR vs JNRR debate (started by the FNDM) included into the show

-Weiss stands up to her abusive father in public

-Weiss’ epic song and Weiss’ epic singing

-We learn why Blake ran from Vale, and she is justified

-Yang recovers from PTSD and depression

-Yang takes a bold step in accepting the use of a prothestetic arm

-Three new Grimm (four when including the character short) are revealed

-Three new faunus types

-New weapons

-”It’s also a gun” trope reoccurence

-”Looks human, is actually a Faunus” trope reoccurence

-We learn that Blake is essentially royalty

-Second Secondary Schnee Sibling™

-Lie Ren and Nora Valkyrie backstory

-Raven Branwen’s first appearance since Volume 2

-Branwen Backstory™

-Qrow “Birdman” Branwen

-Epic Qrow vs Tyrian fight

-Bad Luck Charm

-Qrow’s semblance is revealed and explained

-Remnant religion revealed

-Old STRQ shenanigans

-Sun and Blake team up in combat

-Klein the Butler as The Seven Dwarfs

-Posthumous Pyrrha™

-Zwei 

-Jaune comforting Ruby about her doubts to mirror Volume 1

-Sun comforting Blake

-Renora getting 99% confirmed

-Pumpkin Pete hoodie (which you can buy in the Rooster Teeth store!)

-Crocea Mors weapon upgrade

-Armed and Ready (full song)

-”We’re getting the gang back together!” hype

-Weiss being able to summon the Giant Armor

-No beloved character death

-”You BITCH!”

-Ozpin manipulating Oscar’s body 

-Qrow’s repeated nodding and smile at Oscar/Ozpin

-”For my mother.”

-”For my father.”

-”For all those that you’ve slain.”

-”For myself.”

I know a lot of this wasn’t plot crucial, but a lot of cool things still happened in Volume 4. 

Feel free to add more if you want.

This is Beverly Carole
Back story: She lost her creator/mother when she was 17. Her mother was murdered by a rival artist and left her homeless. Taking the deed to her mother’s art and lives on the streets.
Has strawberry blonde fur with green eyes.
She loved to draw and loved seeing the world. Has a locket under her clothes that also has a cross on it since she has faith. The locket has a picture of her mother then a picture of her with her mom.
She’s just trying to find her purpose in life and sells sketches to make some cash. She longs for a place to call home and even have a family, but hey not all dreams come true.
Personality: she’s pretty chill, cautious around those she doesn’t know but is friendly when she gets to know then. She adores children and is often helping kids on the street when she travels. The only exception to her being cautious is of someone is actually hurt. She despises killers and murderers due to her mother being killed. Also hated greedy people as well as cold people (she might not like Donald of she met him)
She is now 21, tries not to smoke around kids and loved cooking when she can. She had a sailor’s mouth when in raged. But if you gain her trust, she’s a loyal bunny. Has 2 beauty makes by her right eye and is curvy with a C-D cup chest.
Loves jazz. And sometimes sings a lullaby to kids.
(in my other story she likes oswald but it’s up to ya. Might color her later and have more about her.)

art by furrehfrenzeh

  • response:

lol “hates donald”; that’s a new XD

she’s great thanks

also it’s ok if she has a thing for ozzy, I just said that the main cast most likely wont fall for the ocs, the other way around is fine

she better run from the bends tho, he’s all about that bass B-)

Voltron LD headcanons: Shared Bathroom

The five paladins all share one bathroom, near their bedrooms.  Allura and Coran have their own bathrooms near their rooms, which are in a different part of the castle.

  • Pidge originally showered in the middle of the night just in case because of the fact that she was trying to keep her gender a secret. Now that she’s less paranoid, she’s more likely to completely forget to shower because she’s working on projects and keeps falling asleep in the lab instead of showering and going to bed.  The boys start just occasionally shoving her into the bathroom and not letting her out again until she showers.
  • Keith is almost as bad, because he’s used to living by himself and trying to save water.  He has also been unceremoniously picked up and dumped into the bathroom when Hunk decided he was too smelly to have around the kitchen.
  • Lance is always trying new skin products and lotions and things and has a bad habit of leaving them all over the place in the bathroom.  98% of the clutter is Lance’s fault, and it drives Shiro a little crazy, so eventually he breaks down and screws a basket into the wall to be Lance’s basket of stuff.  Every once in a while other people’s stuff ends up in Lance’s basket because it was left lying out and everyone assumed it was Lance’s anyway.
  • Hunk is weirdly ok with the idea of borrowing toothbrushes?  It doesn’t come up until Keith and Lance are squabbling in front of the counter and knock Pidge’s toothbrush off and onto the floor and Hunk tells her she can use his.  She opts not to, and they have to find her a replacement. Keith uses Hunk’s toothbrush sometimes when he’s not paying attention, though, and that’s ok.
  • Shiro’s initially the only one who has to shave, and he’s so fastidious that nobody really notices, but once the rest of the boys get a little older, there’s always little bits of shaved facial hair all over the sink and Pidge hates it.  Lance is about to retort that having her leg hair all over the shower isn’t much better, but then he realizes that she actually doesn’t shave her legs and it never occurred to him to notice before, because by the time he realized she was a girl and not a boy, he was used to her having hairy legs anyway.  (Keith does shave his legs sometimes, because he’s convinced it will somehow make him faster and also he just kind of likes the feeling.  He only bothers to shave below the knee though, ‘cause doing his whole leg is too much of a pain.)
  • Hunk sings in the shower and has a great voice.  Lance does too, but he also sings outside of the shower, so no one’s surprised by it or hangs out around the bathroom door to listen in, like they do with Hunk sometimes.  He also tends to sing a slightly narrower range of things than Hunk, who might be doing pop music but also might be doing full-on opera.
  • Shiro takes ridiculously long showers sometimes when he’s trying to avoid the others and process something that he’s remembered.  They occasionally worry and one time Hunk broke down the door so they could make sure he hadn’t drowned.  It was only slightly less awkward than they’d been afraid it would be.
Hamilton Wisdom Tooth Removal Headcanons

Me and @cutemooselissie made these headcanons so check her out too she is also trash

Alex: Tries to fight the dentist and throws scalpels at him while screaming and then sleeps for three days

John: *stares at the dentist for like five minutes* I’m gay

Lafayette: *screams in French*

Hercules: hums the soundtrack of hercules while trying to knit George a new hat (it isn’t working)

Burr: starts yelling his actual opinions and everyone hates him now

Jefferson: Cries about wanting mac and cheese and then starts singing “rubber duckie”

Madison: stares into nothing for a week

George: Starts yelling about how the British are trying to take over America and then realizes that the dentist is British and. scREAMS

Angelica: starts ranting about feminism and trump with 123% more swear words

Eliza: cries while watching the office

Peggy: *softly* Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer

Charles Lee: Yells about missing his dogs and when he gets home he tries to kiss them 

anonymous asked:

I love your class 1-a scenarios! They make me really happy, thank you so much. :) You are awesome^^ Do you think that everyone of class 1-a has a special talent like drawing, singing, gymnastic and so on?

sO

i just wanna point this out b/c it’s great and then i’ll get into headcanons, but Iida, Aoyama, Satou, and Mineta are all apparently really great at drawing 

Iiida looks like he took some sort of still life/classic arts drawing class with the way he shades, and Aoyama’s is so very inspired by shoujo. Mineta’s is like… ridiculously good?? and Satou’s is really neat b/c he’s a kinda ‘less detail, more free-form gesture lines’ kinda guy

i really enjoy Ochako’s super cutesy doodles b/c you can tell she’s not all that great, but she has such a cute art style. 

my favorite part of this panel tho is Bakugou’s mediocre art skills. look at the way he drew his nubby little fingers. look at those shitty little bombshells, the things on the side aren’t even the same size and shape. one’s slightly wiggly and bigger than the other. he gave himself little stick arms. he can’t draw shoes.

Bakugou’s secret talent is that he finally sucks at something and i love it

anYWAY onto headcanons:

  • for whatever reason i think Denki would be pretty good at singing?? specifically kpop, which i also hc him really liking. i don’t even know why i don’t listen to kpop, i just get that kinda vibe from him
  • Denki, Bakugou, Kirishima, Sero are all really good at dancing (especially stuff like free form and breakdancing). Baku dances really aggressively tho, but the others are pretty happy and fun about it
  • Momo is really good at elegant type dancing. also really good at cooking b/c it’s… pretty similar to what she has to do with her quirk?? 
  • i imagine Iida also took a dancing class at his fancy highschool but i can’t imagine he was all that great at dancing tbh. i imagine he has a nearly photographic memory, and is a really fast reader
  • Ochako is really good at making mochi and spotting good deals at stores
  • Todoroki makes really good tea
  • for some reason i think Tooru would be really good at arranging flowers?? idk i just associate her a lot with flowers, im not sure why
  • Jirou is good at vocal impressions
  • Tsuyu is also good at cooking b/c she had to cook for her younger siblings
  • Bakugou is good at cooking b/c he’s just. like that
  • with enough time and energy, Izuku can imitate literally anyone, not just All Might 
  • Shouji is fucking great at drumming (esp with his extra arms)
  • Kouda can write some amazing poetry
  • Tokoyami is also, unsurprisingly, very good at poetry. (goth poetry b/c he’s just extra like that)
  • Aoyama is actually pretty awesome at styling hair and putting together fashionable outfits for people
  • Satou is surprisingly good at singing really emotional ballad-type songs (tho he’s kinda embarrassed about it)
  • Mina is really great at gymnastics and is really flexible 
  • Ojirou is really good at making traditional japanese style foods (especially ones with rice)
You're Not the Only One On Your Lunch. Enjoy Linkin Park.

So, this happened actually yesterday. I work at a call center with 800 or so employees and a bunch of different departments! We have a lounge and also a lunch room, and the lunch room is where this happens.

There’s a woman that comes into the lunch room every day to Skype with her baby. Only problem is. She talks so freaking loud that I can have my headphones full blast and still hear her. She sings Sesame Street and Elmo songs and it gets annoying after awhile. So, I wasn’t in the best mood yesterday because I didn’t sleep well. I’m eating my lunch and here comes Miss Elmo’s World with her friend. (She is EW)

EW: “Wanna Skype with my baby?” Oh, hell no. Friend: “Aw I love babies sure!” Kill me. EW: “OMGEEEEE. HIIIIIIII. ARE YOU WITH DADDY?! AWWW. YOU’RE SO CUTE. AWWWW!” I understand it, babies are cute but this is nuts. I turn to her and say: “excuse me? Can you please keep it down a little?” Elmo’s World then retorts: “haha, no. I’m speaking with my baby. I can be as loud as I want. I’m not hurting anything.” So that’s how you wanna play? Fine.

Now, I am a fan of bands like Linkin Park, Papa Roach and Three Days Grace, so I turned on a song (which was Linkin Park) and cranked it full blast with no headphones in. Elmo’s World turns to me and says: “Turn that off! It’s loud and giving me a headache!” Oh really? I then say: “Oh, I would, but it can be as loud as I want it to be. It’s not hurting anything.” EW: “It’s hurting me.” Me: “You can leave. I politely asked for you to stop screaming at your child who is probably gonna have ear issues by the time he or she turns 10. If it’s bothering you, leave.”

She rolled her eyes, walked away and scoffed. I put my headphones back in when she left. That’s what you get for being a bitch!

My OCs ; Ebb

Ebb is a mermaid, from a tribe that used to live in the Pacific Ocean. She’s an only child, who grew up in a loving family and had a normal life. Despite only being 14, she is considered an adult in the mermaid society, and before she left home she was learning to become a hunter gatherer of materials such as seaweed and coral, and catching fish. She was also engaged to be married; an arranged marriage by her parents since she was born, since their society has a class system and Ebb was marry a man in the class above her family. Instead of rings, the mermaids propose with the most beautiful shells they can find, and despite no longer living in the ocean, Ebb still has her shell and wears it as a necklace.

Due to the high value of mermaid scales, and the prices a live one can be sold for among humans, on occasion Ebb’s tribe would have to deal with pirates attempting to capture unsuspecting mermaids. One day, an entire fleet of pirate ships attacked the mermaid city, and either captured or killed all of the mermaids they could. Ebb was lucky enough to escape, but to this day still has no idea what happened to her parents or the rest of her people. She assumes them all to be dead.

Fleeing from the pirates, Ebb made her way to an inlet of a large river running into the mainland. It was here she found shelter, out of the reach of the pirate ships. Unknown to her at the time, when Ebb leaves the water and her tail completely dries, it transforms into a pair of legs so she can walk on land. Her first experience of this was when she was washed up on the side of the river, exhausted and not moving. As with all mermaids, they have a close connection to nature and animals, and even though she has never met a land creature before, it was a deer that had come from the surrounding forest to get a drink that pulled her out of the water and onto the shore. When she woke up, Ebb found she had legs, and learned to walk from the deer that saved her.

Too afraid to return to the ocean, Ebb has lived in the forest ever since; building herself a treehouse so she can keep watch on the river from her home. Kage (who you can read about here) was the first non-pirate person she ever met, and despite lashing out at him at first, they quickly became friends, and are still best friends to this day. Despite still being timid when first meeting new people, she trusts a lot more in humans now than when she thought they were all like the pirates.

Ebb is a happy-go-lucky type of gal. As well as being a friend to animals, she can also speak to water creatures, and often claims to have made new fish friends in the river whenever she goes for a swim. To anyone that doesn’t know her she comes across as odd and almost alien, because she’s fascinated with everything human-made that she’s never seen before, and is pretty lost most of the time. Despite generally being a happy, spontaneous person, Ebb has unshakable morals that were taught to her by her people, and will fight with everything she’s got for what she believes in. She’s also known for taking temper tantrums when people treat her like a child.

In Kage’s opinion, Ebb makes the best sushi he’s ever tasted, which is a massive compliment considering that’s the only food he’ll eat. Since birth Ebb has had three small barnacles on her face, under her left eye. These are a mark of her class within the mermaid community, with one barnacle being royals, two being aristocrats, three being commoners and four & more being lower class, or criminal. By mermaid standards she is also an “okay” looking girl, which is determined by how many colours of scales she has on her tail. The most beautiful of mermaids have two or more distinct colours, and mermaids like Ebb only have a gradient of colour (her tail is orange at her body, and goes down to yellow at the end). In human terms she’s a fairly attractive young girl; the only difference being her barnacles, and instead of having body hair she has scales (except her eyebrows and actual head hair). She has unusually large, almond shaped eyes, and gills on her neck. Ebb also has a trill to her voice that almost makes it sound like she’s singing when she speaks.

hamilton + instruments headcanon

i love writing headcanons so much wow please request more

alex:

  • he would play the violin obviously
  • like damn the man is practically revolutionary sherlock holmes 
  • why not learn the instrument sherlock plays
  • he always writes his own music
  • everyone loves when he plays 
  • but dammit he plays at the most unnecessary times
  • seriously it’ll be like three in the morning and this goddamn boy will be playing some piece

john:

  • of course he’d play guitar
  • seriously we can all imagine john sitting and playing acoustic
  • and learning some ed sheeran or james bay song
  • he’d pull his fender out and be able to play for hours 
  • he’s the campfire sing a long ready kind of guy

lafayette:

  • laf would definitely play the clarinet
  • like fuck the recorder, he’s pulling out the big guns
  • he knows how to play all the fancy little note riffs
  • and plays the nicest, most soothing music
  • like if you need music to focus to
  • sign him up

mulligan:

  • herc feels as though he needs to keep his tough guy look up
  • so what does he play
  • the drums of course
  • herc and laurens always jam together
  • like they learn green day
  • and fall out boy
  • and just jam the fuck out
  • but like alex, they really need to quiet down a bit

burr:

  • burr would play the cello
  • he just sits in his study sometimes playing
  • it’s really peaceful and serene
  • until he may play a sour note and do the little ‘play random notes all at once in frustration’
  • he composes himself though and starts playing again
  • he’s been studying the cello since he was young
  • seriously find this man another instrument to play

eliza:

  • eliza would play the piano of course
  • she learns songs that are not classical pieces
  • like seriously this girl will be pulling out some elvis
  • she sometimes writes little songs to play for her loved ones and friends 
  • she loves serenading anyone who will listen
  • and of course nobody can say no to her so they sit and listen

angelica:

  • angelica learns the viola cause she’s sophisticated as heck 
  • she knows how to do all the fancy fingerpicking and plucking parts 
  • seriously sign this girl up to play for an orchestra
  • she’s very dedicated to her music
  • practices like three hours a day

peggy:

  • peggy would play the ukulele 
  • cause well
  • she’s peggy
  • she always sings with eliza
  • she learns all her sisters’ favorite songs and leaves her door open when playing in case one of them notices
  • she really hopes they notice
  • and comes and sings with her

jefferson:

  • jefferson would know how to play the harp though??
  • like he can actually play like an angel
  • but he never admits it to anyone
  • except for madison who he allows to sit and listen here and there
  • he also knows how to play the harmonica
  • but we don’t discuss that

madison:

  • madison would definitely play the saxophone
  • like he’s smooth as heck might as well play an ultra smooth instrument
  • he’s really shy about playing for people
  • because he feels like the saxophone is such an unloved instrument 
  • and so when people ask him to play he’s so flustered
  • yet so happy to be appreciated 
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When I think about the horror she must have witnessed when Marcel killed those men, it just… No… She didn’t see anything, actually. Marcel swept her away before she could even understand what was going on. He told her to close her eyes and sing.

Kiwi Analysis

So, on Friday, me & @captiveharts read the lyrics of this song almost at the same time, and then when we started discussing them, we realized we both had thought the same thing. Yes, we do think it’s a song about stunting, and we do think it’s about a stunt in particular. Not b*bygate, though, but H*ylor (that is probably the stunt lol). And Harry saying this song started as a joke at the Breakfast Show with Nick, made us think this probably started as a “you know, i really need to get this off my chest” thing: it started as a joke meaning that he probably wanted to make fun of her and of her habit of writing about her exes. It was probably just “a bit of a banter,” & then at some point, they must have gone like “you know, this could be good,” & turned into a proper song.
But with no further delay, let’s start our analysis.

●     “She worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes
Hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect.

○     The first line can be a metaphor of how TS started from the bottom as a Miss Nothing & then turned into a pop princess/America’s sweetheart™,

○     The second line can be about how business-woman-alike she always acts. Everyone always says – even if she enjoys acting like a naive little girl – she’s actually really smart (& she knows it).

●     “And all the boys, they were saying they were into it,

○     where “all the boys” are obviously all the men TS stunted with

    ■     many of whom are surrounded by gay rumours,

    ■     reenacting every single rom-com cliché (no, Tom Hiddleston, I haven’t forgiven you yet for going around with that hideous I <3 TS tank top)

    ■     “Into it” can also be interpreted as a way of accepting a deal, & getting along with it.

●     “Such a pretty face, on a pretty neck.

○     Does this one really need an explanation?

●     “It’s New York, baby, always jacked up,
Whole tunnels, foreign noises always backed up.

○     Well, NYC plays a big role both in TS’ personal life, and for the whole length of that mess that was H*ylor.

○     The lines Harry & his co-authors wrote seem in fact to mock a bit TS’s Welcome to New York (Walkin’ through a crowd, the village is aglow / Kaleidoscope of a loud, heartbeats under coats)

○     Harry and Taylor are papped several times together in NYC:

   ■     The first time they were spotted together was in Central Park

   ■     Taylor went to 1D’s after party after their concert at the MSG,

   ■     They were both papped again in NYC while leaving their hotels

   ■     They were seen together at the Jingle Ball’s backstage

   ■     And of course there’s the whole super yikes NYE ball drop thing.

●     “When she’s alone, she goes home to a cactus,

○     This is probably the most “obscure” line in the whole song, but we thought it could mean that she’s basically going home alone, finding nothing but a plant in her empty house. TS likes surrounding herself with people – her “squad”, her countless boyfriends – but at the end of the day, these are mostly stunts. We don’t know which relationships she has are actually real (*cough* Karlie i know you’re real *cough*), but most of them are probably just for the sake of the press and the media.

●     “In a black dress, she’s such an actress,

○     TS is actually known for wearing a lot of black dresses/outfits 

○     She referred to herself as “the girl in the dress” in Dear John (The girl in the dress cried the whole way home and The girl in the dress wrote you a song).

○     About the actress thing, well:

   ■     TS is literally an actress as well since she played a couple of roles in some movies (Valentine’s Day, The Giver, etc),

   ■     she’s an actress metaphorically because of all of her stunts & the girl next door image she’s built for herself.

○     But with this line, Harry also seems to mock an old TS’s song, Better Than Revenge, where on her turn, she was mocking a girl who had “stolen her boyfriend from her” (She’s not a saint & she’s not what you think / she’s an actress, oh oh / she’s better known for the things that she does / on the mattress, oh oh).

●     “Driving me crazy, but I’m into it, but I’m into it, I’m kinda into it,
It’s getting crazy, I think I’m losing it, I think I’m losing it.

○     Okay, first of all, crazy. Harry repeats it twice in each chorus, & he stresses it when he sings it.

○     Crazy is definitely a word that comes up to everybody’s mind when they think of TS:

   ■     because of the psycho girlfriend image that has been build up around her public persona (there are loads of parodies on Youtube, media have often talked about it)

   ■     and eventually, she has – very smartly – referenced it herself in Shake It Off and especially Blank Space (and in fact she acts like a psychopath in the Blank Space music video, mocking the idea that the GP & the media have of her).

○     But “crazy” is a term she often uses in her own songs as well,

   ■     Picture To Burn (Tell you friends I’m obsessive & crazy, that’s fine, I’ll tell mine that you’re gay),

   ■     I’m Only Me When I’m With You (You drive me crazy half of the time), etc

   ■     She uses it in the initial monologue in the I Knew You Were Trouble music video,

   ■     and she has a whole song called Crazier.

○     The whole “into it” escalation, on the other hand, seems like a young Harry trying to convince himself that this stunt won’t be this bad:

   ■     his managers were probably telling him how a good idea this would be, how his popularity would increase, he must have told himself that he would have survived this, that he’d have managed to appear into her,

   ■     only to realize that no, he wouldnt have been able to do this cause the whole stunt was getting insane, and that H*ylor was the worst thing ever (for both him & Louis), and that’s why he then proceeds to sing “I think I’m losing it”.

●     “I think she said ‘I’m having your baby, it’s not of your business’”.

○     Of course, this is a metaphor. this girl mentioned in this song sounds extremely bossy, and lowkey psycho, and that’s a great description for TS (her public persona, at least).

○     This is TS saying: “I want all the promo I can get, and I don’t care if you hate it. We signed a deal, so now shut your mouth cause I’m getting what I want.” She’s stubborn, she doesn’t think about him anymore, she just wants to help herself and, indeed, she has done that even way after the end of H*ylor, publicly shading Harry, and implying that great part of 1989 (& not only) was written about Harry (and by the way, there have also been rumours, back during H*ylor, that TS was indeed pregnant of Harry).

○    Harry might have also take inspiration from another stunt (*cough cough* b*abygate *cough cough*) for this particular line

●     “She sits beside me like a silhouette,
Hard candy dripping on me till my feet are wet
.”

○     These are the infamous lines that made people accusing Harry of encouraging pedophily (yikes). First of all, we definitely don’t think Harry was aware of the metaphorical meaning of “hard candy” (I had no idea either), and we actually think that “hard candy” is just the name of a drink, a very girly one btw, that for sure would fit TS’s sweetheart image, and of course it’d make sense since Harry sings that “it’s dripping on him till his feet are wet.” (And btw, there’s also a scene in the Blank Space mv where Taylor eats a hard candy & the camera focuses on her face).

●     “And now she’s all over me,

○     Well, she was quite literally all over him during H*ylor

○     and she made sure to stay all over him with all the songs she implied were about him.

●     “It’s like I paid for it, it’s like I paid for it, I’m gonna pay for it.

○     Harry here might refer initially to the whole stunt thing: their relationship is nothing but a fauxmance, it’s literally hiring someone to play his beard.

○     And then, he refers to when the realization of what was going on sank in: he was gonna pay the consequences for this stunt for a long, long time (in fact, he still is since media still ask him about her).

In conclusion, this song seems to us Harry’s reply at all the songs she implied were about him, at all the very obvious attempts of shading him she’s done through the years. But this song, this is not a Style 2.0, it’s not even another Perfect. This is extremely subtle, and one can get the reference only reading carefully into the lyrics. It’s Harry’s way to get back at her, but in a classy way (unlike hers), and by mocking Better Than Revenge, he’s basically saying: “Take this, Taylor. There is nothing I do better than revenge.”

a bunch of headcanons that literally no one asked for, ever, but here they are anyway
  • lance actually did pretty bad in spanish in school, but knows it fluently still
    • hunk enjoys to bully lance a bit on this bc he got a higher grade even though he knows like ten (10) verbs
    • lance is Suffering™
  • pidge knows a lot of german? no one knew why until they kinda realized that the name holt is actually from german descent and her grandparents spoke german.
  • lance can dance waltz shockingly well?? he’s awful at everything else, but waltz??? damn.
  • keith is the worst dancer there is. does he even understand rythm? no.
  • everyone in team voltron are amazing singers.
    • shiro’s voice is so deep but also so light that just makes you want to listen to him forever, even though he can be pretty self conscious of his singing at first. (just give him some glasses of nunvil and he will be singing wake me up before you go-go all night)
    • lance is so good, but his voice changes a tiny bit when he sings in spanish and its so good. it’s like water, flowing perfectly in an invisible rythm. he’s just. yes.
    • hunk. oh my god, hunk. it’s like honey and tea on a cold autumn night, deep and golden. he loves acapella, especially doing the deepest and most difficult tones there is. lance and hunk used to sing duets together, often musicals, during the garrison. they still do.
    • keith used to sing a lot when he was alone in the shack to get through cold nights and task-less days, so he is good?? like just give him a guitar and you will literally fall asleep to his smooth voice. he can easily do a lot more angry music, but a soft lullaby with his voice is the best way to get you to slumber.
    • pidge. oh my god. alright, so pidge doesn’t enjoy singing that much but she is the best rapper there is. like, daveed diggs level of rapping. her freestyling is to live for. sometimes while the team has formed voltron, you can hear, distantly, a faint voice, rapping away at the speed of light, about literally anything that’s going on. it’s insane.
      • “pidge, how are you doing that” “what” “the rapping??” “uh, words just fly out of my mouth” “what the fuck”
    • ok ok so. allura. we all know she has a good voice. but listen, listen. all alteans’ singing sound like how we imagine sirens. well, not the loud ear piercing one, but the dream-like, soothing one. allura’s voice is golden, silky, smooth. just everything you love into a voice. that’s allura. just. perfection. 
    • ok coran can sing but. no one knows this. what is that angel-like singing coming from the showers??? who is it ? ? we don’t know. 
      • everyone tries to find out. they never find out. 
  • coran has somehow managed to accidentally walked in on everyone in team voltron just as they got out of the shower at least once. 
  • shiro once got hit on by an alien and the voltron team just ended up backing up the alien, thus making shiro completely flustered and overwhelmed with compliments.
  • shoutout to that time allura was too tired to ask someone to grab the bowl of food for her so she just grew out her arm to like six feet and got it herself and freaked everyone out.
    • “what? this is normal.” “NO IT IS NOT WHAT THE FUKC
  • shiro is actually not a morning person. he wakes up at like 4 am so the other guys wont see his awful morning ritual which is basically just drowning five buckets of coffee and a lot of internal screaming.

anonymous asked:

I'm high key hoping this is hinting at progress hopefully 2017 will be the year 🙏🙏🙏🙏instagram(.)com/p/BPGOfONAJRs

Caroline’s return to styling and specifically talking about all that I’ve underlined below sure makes me think she’s alluding to a certain group of males we all know. 

Examples of her most popular clients, who are the hottest dressed boys sporting men’s fashion, styled by Caroline herself:

In addition to stalker Sarah, and my belief FROM THE START of Zaynie’s “quitting” that the OT5 reunion was coming..well..it’s looking good. I DO think the boys will likely do their SOLO work first, as solo artists, BUT I did say they could also act as a supergroup, touring as 1D (featuring 5 boys) and then also take turns singing solo songs. So…I’m ready, as is my cash. Greedy bastards of 1DHQ, this is the one time I’ll actually give you my money. Give me back OT5. And don’t deny it haters, ain’t nobody got that one thing like these 5 and their dynamic TOGETHER. 

secondgenerationnerd  asked:

How do you think the batfamily reacted when Mar'i was born? And if they acted well what was their favorite thing to do with her?

-Bruce was a proud grandpa at that moment; he was definitely a bit in shock because even though Dick is an adult now, deep down Bruce still thinks of the little boy who wore those god awful pixie shorts and who used to say things like “holy _____ Batman!” and now he’s a parent. But he’s over the moon when he first meets Mar’i because she’s so small and adorable. He loves taking her to the places where his parents used to take him so he can pass on their memories and he also will tell her stories about all of his kids.

-Dick was honestly the most emotional wreck anyone has ever seen. He couldn’t stop smiling because holy crap, that’s his kid. An honest to god living being that he helped make, which is totally crazy. And he loves to sing to her, because even though people think he can’t sing, he low key can and only a few people have ever heard him actually sing. He sings her lullabies that his mom used to sing to him when he was little. But honestly, he likes doing anything with his daughter

-Jason has a way with small kids; he isn’t a huge fan of babies but when they cry or are fussy, he’s the person you go to. So, even though he isn’t overly thrilled when he first meets Mar’i, he will help calm her down when she’s crying

-Tim is so awkward around small children so he doesn’t really interact much with Mar’i

-Damian hates other kids, especially babies, but since it’s Grayson’s child, he makes an effort to be nicer. He will usually try to get her to play with his several animals and make sure that she ends up being an animal lover like him. But Dick has forbidden him from giving Mar’i any sharp objects.

-Cass liked looking at Mar’i but she’s kind of clueless as to what you’re supposed to do with small children so she kind of just observes when other people interact with Mar’i just so she can see what she’s supposed to do. When she finally gets the hang of it, she likes to read to Mar’i

-Steph loves kids so she likes taking Mar’i on walks and playing games with her. Mar’i likes when they play dress-up, especially when her dad joins in and then she can dress him up in nice skirts and tiaras. Steph makes sure to take lots of photos.

-Alfred loves Mar’i and will often take care of her when her parents have superhero business to take care of. He loves to play her games that she makes up. She’s particularly fond of scavenger hunts so Alfred will hide things around the room for her to find and he’ll give her prizes after she finds all of the things.

my cousin was drunk, and started to make a puppet show about the rq characters in a reality tv show. and it was actually very well done, farley slapping pretty much everyone, and mare getting drunk and trying to fight evangeline but then accidentally spills wine in her dress, and elane trying to get the wine off but the two ending up making out in the bathroom, and shade just video taping everything so he can blackmail them later. also did I mention maven ended up doing karaoke and singing dancing queen, and cal getting food poisoning from cheesecake. and kilorn wasn’t there because his bed time was earlier.

VINTAGE JUKEBOX PARTY – BUCKY BARNES

(A/N): I’ve been listening to Postmodern Jukebox and I was inspired by their songs. I wrote it this morning and now, after I stopped thinking about some bad things, I was able to post this story. Enjoy! :)

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x f!reader

Summary: Tony made (Y/N) sing at his vintage party even when she hates his parties. 

Warning: fluff

Words: 4200+

MASTERLIST

Originally posted by natpekis

VINTAGE JUKEBOX PARTY – BUCKY BARNES

               “(Y/N)?” Tony appeared next to the woman who was sitting on a chair in the kitchen, reading her favorite book – Anna Karenina. She was alone only for five minutes when someone-Tony-had to come to the kitchen and ruin the moment she had with the book. For the last four hours, somebody wanted something from her. She didn’t look at him, trying to ignore the man. “I know I’m annoying but I want to talk about the party I’m organizing this Friday evening,” he put an angelic smile on his face. “I know you love my parties and I know you are going to love the idea that popped into my head and that is why I know you will definitely come to the party.”

               She took a deep breath and lowered the book, giving him a look of pure annoyance. “Fine, talk, you have two minutes, not more,” she quickly checked the time on her wrist. The truth was, she hated Tony’s parties. They were loud with music that wasn’t her cup of tea; there were always a lot of people that made her uncomfortable. Wearing a slutty dress wasn’t something she appreciated and she definitely didn’t want men’s attention. Her only wish was to have one man’s attention but clearly, that wasn’t happening anytime soon.

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