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3. Wingman // Nurseydex

« {Part 3 of my Valentine’s collection.} »

a/n: sorry, this is two days late, but it’s also almost 3k, so…. hopefully that makes up for the tardiness? also! please note that this fic doesn’t have anything to do with ngozi’s short comic, wingman. your characters are safe. content warning for underage alcohol usage.

This is definitely not what Dex signed up for.

He’d expected Nursey Patrol to involve limiting Nursey’s shots and keeping him from dancing on tables, which, okay, would have sucked, but this is honestly not much better.

“Soooo, have you met Dex?” Nursey says for the third time this night, like imitating Neil Patrick Harris is still funny. He’s dragged Dex over to yet another group of female athletes that he’s going to have to do his best to avoid for the next three years of his college career. Nice.

“Hi,” Dex says awkwardly. “I’m Dex.”

“Pssh, I just said that,” Nursey says, slinging an arm over Dex’s shoulder and leaning on him only a little more heavily than he night have done sober. “He’s usually a lot brighter than this, ladies. He’s a CompSci major­—super smart with computers and shit. Plus all that typing means he’s good with his fingers, if you know what I mean. Just look at those hands—”

“Okay, that’s enough, Nurse. Sorry, you guys, um. Bye.”

He pulls Nursey away from the girls and—fuck, he’s pretty sure one of them is in his Stats class, dammit. Nursey stumbles behind him obediently, letting Dex drag him over to the kitchen. Dex fills nursey a glass of water and Nursey drinks it dutifully, standing next to the fridge.

“Okay, so remind me why you’re trying to humiliate me in front of half of Samwell’s female population?” Dex demands when Nursey finishes the glass.

“‘M not humiliating you,” Nursey insists, then waggles his ridiculous eyebrows. “I’m trying to get you laid.”

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Jealousy Issues (Jasper Hale x Reader)

Prompt: Can you do a Jasper Hale x reader where you show off somehow and a boy notices you, and he gets really jealous? Lots of fluff please, Thank u!! (requested)

Word Count: 704

A/N: thanks to the anon that requested this, I hope you like it! Also, my requests with Jasper are blowing up lately, not that I’m complaining tho.

Jasper’s POV (third person)

He knew that you didn’t do it intentionally, you just draw attention to yourself, and it was understandable; no matter from what angle Jasper looked at you, for him you were flawless, your golden eyes shining and sparkling every time you looked at him, your smile was his favorite thing in the entire world, he could stare at you while you smiled all day, let’s say that being a vampire suited you really good.

Even though he knew you wouldn’t do anything to make him feel bad or to harm your relationship he couldn’t help the rage of jealousy that went through his body when he saw you from across the cafeteria while a guy tried to talk to you, at first he was curious, everybody in this school knew that you were a Cullen, that was good enough to keep everyone from talking to you or another member of his family, they also knew that you were his, that you belonged to him.

You are getting possessive, calm down” he thought to himself, he wanted to push that possessiveness that was taking over his body and mind, but it was getting harder, he didn’t want the Major to come out, he was improving so much that he didn’t want to have a relapse and ruined everything.

“Who is that guy talking to (Y/N)?” Emmett’s voice made him snap out of his thoughts but his eyes were glued to you.

“I don’t know, either I care” he spat “I just want him away from her”

Emmett could feel the anger in his brother’s voice so he just returned to what he was doing.

He was starting to feel less jealous when he noticed your discomfort and how hard you were trying to get away from him, but fury replaced his jealousy in a second, especially when he saw the guy trying to touch you; that’s when he decided that he had enough.

He stood up from the chair he was on harshly, and walked over where you were, once he reached you he placed an arm around your waist and brought you closer to his body, he could see how the guy’s eyes went wide once he saw him and he began to stutter.

“We have to go, now” Jasper’s voice sounded way harsher than he intended to, but it seemed to work because the guy mumbled a quick ‘goodbye’ and stormed off.

 (Y/N)’s POV

After the little encounter that I had with a guy that just wanted to talk to me and Jasper acting all possessive over me I just continued with my school day, of course, he was at my side all day.

Once we got to the house I went to mine and Jasper’s room, he trailing behind me but stopped once we got there, seeing that my face wasn’t the nicest one.

“You need to back off, Jasper” I started “that poor guy just wanted to talk to me, now I’m pretty sure you scared him for life”

He grinned and I started to get angrier.

“Then it worked, he shouldn’t be talking to you, much less touch you” he tilted his head and smiled at me, my anger was starting to fade away and I knew that it was because of him.

“Stop doing that!” I covered my face with my hands and sighed “Let me be angry to you, goddammit!”

In a second I felt a pair of hands on my waist, he brought me closer to his body and I put my hands on his shoulder, I looked at him, he was staring at me and I could see the love in his eyes.

“I just don’t want anyone taking you away from me” he whispered and leaned closer to connect our foreheads together.

I sighed “No one is going to take me from you, Jas” I closed my eyes, starting to feel more relaxed, of course, he was doing that. “I already told you, I’m by your side forever, literally”  

He chuckled and I felt his lips brushing against mine, making me smile.

“Good then, ‘cause I need you by my side” He quickly connected our lips together in a loving kiss.

Peter?

Request: Hi!! You can leave this ask if you want to, but I saw your description and wanted to leave a request: Spidey is walking down the street and he saves this girl so he follows her around like her guardian angel with lots of fluff at the end, please???

Pairing: Peter Parker + Reader

Warnings: None! Unless you count fluff. Then, fluff!!!!!

Notes: This took forever school makes me so busy I’m so sorry! also this is told from Peter’s POV :-)


I walked around the corner of Fifth Avenue for the third time that night. I was just about to round back to the escape latter of my apartment building, this day really kicked my ass. I stopped three robberies just this morning, was late to Science and English which resulted in me getting detention, and still had to stop a shooter downtown at a bakery. To say I was excited to get back into my bed for the night was an absolute understatement.

I was on the second floor when my Spidey senses went off the chart. I pivoted left and right in search of anything close to me that was happening. I didn’t see anything within distance, so I lifted my arm and flung my web to the streetlight on the right of me and carried myself to the top, continuing until I was on the rooftop of the apartment building.

“Where the hell-?”

“Help, please someone help-!”

The scream abruptly stopped, my anxiety grew more as my eyes darted everywhere. I silently cursed myself for being preoccupied with my thoughts instead of actually looking. I took a deep breath before concentrating on my senses. It took a couple of seconds but I was able to pick up on the heavy breathing and the hushed voices – the most prominent voice was deeper, most likely a man in his late thirties.

I jumped onto three different building tops before settling on one below where a man had a girl pinned against a brick wall. She looked small from here, maybe a couple years younger than me. I almost missed the guy lifting the back of his hand in attempt to slap her, but before he can my web is already springing toward him and gripping his arm. I pull my arm, bringing him with me. Jumping from the roof down to the ground I bring both of my wrists up, pinning him against a garbage bin before turning toward the younger girl. While seeing her I see she is definitely my age.

“Spider-Man?”

Her eyes were wide, making them impossibly more beautiful. Just looking at her brings a heat to my cheeks, but before I could look incredibly stupid in front of her I bow my head and mumble a small, “At your service.”

I cringe inwardly at the response I give her, but her small laugh encourages me to grab her hand and pull her toward me. “Where to, Miss?”

“Don’t you have to take care of him first?”

I turn my head back to the man knocked unconscious trapped in my web and laugh lightly. “He’s not going anywhere. I’ll call it in when I get home.” She nodded, looking down and noticing how close we were. Her cheeks flare a little, almost making me melt at the sight of her innocence. “Speaking of home,” at this she looks back up at me, a small smile on her face, “where would I find yours?” She laughed again, tilting her head to the left, the brick wall she was just pinned against a couple of minutes ago.

“Actually, this building is mine. I was almost home free, but, you know… bad luck and all that.” She looked down in embarrassment, the color growing much brighter on her face.

“Hey,” I dropped my voice to a whisper, my hand coming up to her chin, lifting it back toward me, “I know about bad luck. Everyone has bad days. As long as you’re okay.”

“Of course I am!” Her voice came out louder than intended, I’m sure, but her smile returned, almost twice as big as the one she had given me before. “I had my guardian angel, Spidey, with me.” Her right eye dropped to a wink, making me thank whoever was above us for me wearing a mask right now. “Well,” she leaned up to kiss my masked cheek, backing away from my embrace and walking toward the front door of her apartment building, “Thank again, Spider-Man.”

She was already all the way inside the building, too far for her to hear me, when I brought my hand up to my burning cheek, “Anytime, Angel.”


It’s been three weeks since I saved (Y/N). I hadn’t spoken to her since that night but I had seen her name on a piece of mail she had dropped on her way in. A Heavenly sound from a heavenly human. I had been watching her every night on her way home from work to make sure she would get home safe. I tried to convince myself that I was following her to make sure she was safe for the sake of being the superhero I am, but I knew my sorry ass only followed her because I enjoyed listening to her sing her top three favorite songs on her way home, I liked watching her sit on her favorite park bench as she interacted with the countless dogs that came up to her. I loved knowing the kind of books she’d read in the café after work while she ordered the same hot drink with a hint of vanilla.

As I watched her round her corner and was just about to open her door, my feet hit the floor and I cleared my throat, causing her to turn and face me.

“S-Spider-Man?” She looked around us, noticing we were alone. I caught the small smile on her face as she walked closer to me. “What are you doing here?”

“I, uh, I just wanted to see you again.”

“Really?” Her smile grew and so did the color in her face, her gaze leaving mine and focusing on the floor instead.

“Yeah, I, uh, I’ve been watching over you, kind of, for the past three weeks. Crap! I mean, I just was making sure you got home safe. You walk alone at night and there’s crazy people, you know? I mean, God, I sound crazy.” I back away slightly, my face burning with embarrassment and my head shaking. Spider-Man was supposed to be confident, yet somehow around her my Peter was more prominent than ever.

Her laugh caused me to look back up at her. “You’re cute. Thank you for watching over me.”

It was quiet for awhile, us just smiling at each other.

“Well, I should get inside now.”

I panicked slightly before my eyes fell onto the book she was holding and before I could stop myself I found myself asked, “Can I borrow your book?”

“My what?” She turned back around, her eyes as wide as mine.

“Um, I was just wondering. I’ve been wanting to read it and I, uh, was just asking. I’m sorry, never mind.”

“Wait,” her hand rested on my shoulder, causing me to force my arm back to my side and turn toward her again. “Here, but this means I need to see you again. I want my book back.”

Her smile caused me to smile at her again.

“How about we meet at your café? Friday?”

“Are you asking me out, Spidey?”

“Well, I, uh… yes?”

“It’s a date.” She leaned up to kiss my cheek again, handing me the book in the process and then walking into her building after giving me another smile.


I walked into the café on Friday at 7, the time (Y/N) usually was here. I was nervous to go up to her without my Spider-Man suit on, but I wanted her to like Peter, not the mask. After grabbing my order off the counter, I walked up to her table. “(Y/N)?”

She looked up, her eyebrows pulled in as she looked at me in confusion. “Yes?”

“I brought your book back. It was a good read.” I smiled at her, her gaze falling on the book for just a second before standing from her seat and looking at me, her sudden burst causing both of our eyes to widen. She looked around at the other people in the shop before leaning into me. “Spidey?”

I laughed a little before taking a seat across from hers. “Call me Peter.”

She looked awestruck for a moment, just looking at me. Her eyes came up to my face, her soft hands gently caressing me. My cheeks burned a little more, thinking this might have been a mistake. I almost got up before she sat back in her seat, a wide smile on her face.

“Peter,” she whispered, “I like that. It’s nice to finally meet you.”

@therealjacksepticeye Congrats on 13 Million Subscribers!!!

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Omg, It’s already my third Jacksepticeye’s Milestone FanArt, but not third time experiencing it! I can’t believe how fast channel and the community is growing… I’M SO FREAKIN’ HAPPY! I’M LATE I KNOW BUT I JUST MANAGED TO COME BACK FROM UNIVERSITY
Also I was gonna do more than this simple animation bu unfortunately I was too busy to prepare ;; Beware Jack! 13 likes to bring along certain beings~ >u>

Thank you Jack! Thank you for making my everyday-life so much brighter and teaching me how important it is to take care of yourself and open up to people! I wish I will have an opportunity to meet you one day and show my gratitude!

Little OMAKE:

BAD ANTI!

1. Little scared babbu seeking Mommy’s protection.

2. I’ve been debating making the third child inherit not only some freckles from Luna but also susceptibility to depression. There’s no really good way I know of to convey that empty numbness.

3. The bat pony boy had been already a few years old when he was adopted so when Eventide came along, it was Luna’s harsh reintroduction to messy babies.

4. Twilight learned that she REALLY likes windy days.

5. Comfy time in bed, just enjoying a gentle brushing.

What does it say about me that I was told I didn’t make third round interviews (she very apologetically said I nearly made the cut but at the end of the day, the other applicants had years of experience in this particular role compared to me), and my first thought was “oh thank fucking god I don’t have the time anyway”.

anonymous asked:

hi I also take Prozac and when I first started taking it I only took one pill for the first week and after that I took two and just the one pill works fine but two made me fall asleep all the time, idk if it'll be the same for you but that's how it went for me, also it can make you a little nauseous at the beginning and give you headaches so drink a lot of water and it'll help, I hope it works for you! :)

thanks dude!! oh man my sleep is so messed up anyways im rlly not looking forwards to how the meds are gna affect it, also i waS feeling sooo nauseous the first two days that i took them but its the third day today and i didnt rlly feel as neauseous as the past few days so hopefully thats passed

A random moment after Trespasser.  It’s 5am in the morning.  The content  makes little sense, probably.  Because I delete multiple scenes, to get the strip done.

Need to go to bed now, seriously.

So how do you say Iron Bull/Lavellan?  Bulavellan?

I’m playing DAI for the third time.  This time with this new Inquisitor Kati.

I think my most satisfied Warden was also named Kati.

fic rec friday

Topic of the day: telepathy! One fic where Erik is too paranoid about telepathy, two where he underestimates Charles’ powers, and one where he’s just right. (and a bonus!) I love telepathy fic so look forward to more lists like this in the future.

An absence which could not be more there - M - 18k - aesc

He prepared to shift another half-step over to the Current Events section (which would, of course, enrage him) when the teaser positioned by the model’s left elbow caught his eye: DATING WHILE TELEPATHIC: WHY I DON’T DO IT.

Note: This is sad and bittersweet as you follow Erik’s exploration of his prejudices against telepaths.  It’s also a very thoughtful and in depth look at what systemic prejudice against telepaths might look like from laws down to microaggressions.

Gods and Monsters - G - 1k - ashurbadaktu

Charles teaches Erik a lesson about power the hard way.

Note: This came out way back when the movie first came out, and I still think about it sometimes.  Intense and beautiful.

A Force to Be Reckoned With - E - 4k - firstlightofeos

“No, no, no!” Erik exclaims, slamming his glass forcefully back down onto the bar. “Telepathy is impressive in theory, but realistically, no one’s powerful enough, or has enough control, to make you forget yourself or to get you to do anything you don’t want to do.”

“You sound very sure about that,” his companion says, taking a sip of his scotch. He tilts his head and raises an eyebrow. “I wonder if you’ve ever really met a telepath before.”

Note: If Charles taught Erik a lesson in the previous fic, he teaches him a sexy lesson in this one.  It definitely turns to dubcon eventually even though it starts off completely non-consensual.  It is very hot and it has a beautiful dark!Charles.

Warning: rape/non-con - HEED THE TAGS

Sex and Telepathy - E - 4k - Blind_Author

Most people can’t pinpoint the moment when they first become aware of sex. Charles can. Just a quick look at Charles’ telepathy and how it might shape his attitude towards sex.

Note: Charles makes certain assumptions about sex with Erik based on past experiences and it is painful and beautiful.  Also an interesting look into what it might be like to grow up having insight into sex beyond your years.

Bonus!

From a previous rec list, you should read i guess i should say thanks or some shit if you want to read a fic where Raven and Erik are way cooler with Charles’ telepathy than Charles is.

Previous Recs - Fic Rec Notes

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On this day in music history: February 21, 1970 - The Jackson 5 make their first appearance on American Bandstand, airing on the ABC television network. Fresh off of the chart topping success of their debut single “I Want You Back”, it is the groups’ third national television performance. The J5 perform four songs including the aforementioned “I Want You Back”, as well as “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah” and “There Was A Time”. The group also use the occasion to premiere their brand new single “ABC” which is scheduled for release, the following Tuesday on February 24, 1970. The new song receives a huge boost from the Bandstand performance, selling over a million copies in just thirteen days.

Cinnamon Spice - RMJ contribution

Super pumped to have done this jam~ can’t wait to see what everyone else writes! I actually meant to opt in for the NSFW pieces but I forgot so writing non-smut for me is actually challenging because I do it never >_> Hope you enjoy!

Prompt: Mikasa being a bit under the weather and Levi making her the best damn cup of tea she’s ever had. (Maybe along with him just being very tender and concerned and taking care of her.)  I am just in the mood for tender loving Rivamika!


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Things Joe Sugg Said Part 6

As tumblr is today all about the things that Joe and Caspar do that are not gay at all (like they don’t do this every day), I dug up this old gem - I’m not making this up, this actually happened although I only saw it on like my third rewatch (don’t judge, okay - also am I the only one who didn’t see this the first time?!), but anyway look at this:

Joe: Bend over a minute

Need I even say that Caspar did

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Okay, what am I supposed to think

Like, tell me

(x)

* Okay, so I decided that what I’m going to try to achieve is, to produce a comic every other or every third day.

* Let’s see how that turns out, shall we?

funny story

there was this summer camp thing that I went to in third grade and we would rotate stations and do different things each day. during this time I also ate Cheerios a lot. the funny thing is, Cheerios are made with a lot of malt so whenever I burped the malt left a funny taste in my mouth that I associated with beer because I had never had beer so I figured that was what it tasted like. one day, I go to a station where we iron beads together to make cool images and I decided to make a beer can out of my beads because that’s all that was on my mind because I liked to brag a lot in third grade (and I still do tbh). so my mom comes to pick me up and she asks what I did. I showed her the beer can I had made and told her I made it because my burps tasted like beer. she had to explain to the adults at this summer camp why I kept saying my burps tasted like beer and get a drug test too. so the point is I just wanted to say sorry mom for making everyone at that summer camp think that you kept giving me alcohol when I was 8 years old

31 days Kdrama Challenge: Dramaaddict101 version

I didn’t really like the original challenge I found so I made this one, I will be completing this for August.  It’s combination of two kdrama challenges from tumblr plus some of my own ideas. I also came up with a rule just to make it little bit more interesting: you can only use a drama up to 3 times. This way we have more variety, hope you guys like it :) 

Update: I see couple of you doing the challenge as well, please title is “31 days kdrama challenge Dramaaddict101 version” and tag it #dramaadict101kdramachallenge. I will be tracking the tag and I would love to see you guys do the challenge ^_^ 

Day 01: Your Favorite Kdrama
Day 02: Your First Kdrama
Day 03: Your Favorite Lead Characters (Male and Female)
Day 04: Your Favorite Third Wheel Characters (Male and Female)
Day 05: The Drama Character that you Most Identify Yourself With
Day 06: A Drama that Needs a Season 2
Day 07: Your Favorite Song from a Kdrama OST
Day 08: Your Favorite Villains/antagonists (male and female)
Day 09: Your Favorite and Least Favorite Remakes
Day 10: Your Favorite Bromance and Sismance
Day 11: Your Favorite Dramaland Siblings
Day 12: Your Favorite Dramaland Parents
Day 13: Character Death you can’t get over (Male and/or Female)
Day 14: Your Favorite Lead Couple
Day 15: Your Favorite Secondary Couple
Day 16: Your Favorite Plot Twist
Day 17: Best and Worst Endings
Day 18:  Top Five Dramas that You Didn’t Finish
Day 19:  Top Five dramas you regret watching till the end
Day 20: Top Five Dramas you’ve watched more than once
Day 21: Your Favorite Actor and Actress
Day 22: Your Worst Actor and Actress
Day 23: Your Worst Couple
Day 24: Your Favorite idol turned actor
Day 25:  Your Favorite scene from a drama
Day 26:  Your Favorite Kiss
Day 27: Your Go to Feel Good Drama
Day 28: A Kdrama which made you cry T_T
Day 29: A Kdrama not loved by many but you seem to like
Day 30: A Kdrama loved by many but you don’t seem to like
Day 31: Your Recently Finished Kdrama
 

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thank you for being great!

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Journey into the Berenstæin universe, terrifying feminist dystopia

Day Fifteen,

My attempt has finally been successful. I have crossed over into the Berenstæin universe, confirming the multiverse theory at last.

It is worse than I feared. The Feminist movement Has Won Here. Feminism is the rule of the day, and the Feminists cannot be controlled.

Women make up 97% of all Wall Street Executives. The Economist reports that over two thirds of class action lawsuits filed against corporations for matters of embezzlement and tax fraud lead to the conviction of women.

Multitudes of women also find themselves incarcerated as violent offenders, to the ratio of five times more than male offenders.

Locally, I’ve thus far noticed a troubling trend of workplace injuries disproportionately involving women. 83% of deaths in the workforce are female deaths. The armed forces are populated almost exclusively by female soldiers; the draft targets women exclusively. Over half of all war casualties are women.

The Big Bang Theory, here in its 265th season, is written and directed by showrunner Jessica Whedon, who does a stellar job of penning one-dimensional sexist caricatures, all while wearing heels.

More people than ever are living on food stamps, but affluent women, on the other hand, are bursting into restaurants, unhinged, and throwing down the plastic, demanding to settle bills left and right.

These are the Dark Days. Feminism has won.