also if anyone translates this i will kiss you so much you all day long

Introducing TD and Chastity Play, What i did wrong......

To me FLR has SO many different angles and when introducing your partner its important to be careful. See where as i took my time, slowly introduced more and more bits into it before eventually plucking up the courage to put the cage on and show her, i still made some real big mistakes.

See my wife is not a Domme, i dont really want to know about her previous life before me but im kinda guessing im the first person that really wants to explore all these roads and possibility with her. I originally made this Blog to share things i found sexy in some way shape or form with her and looking back now i should have kept it more Vanilla and slowly introduced my interest in things like pegging. See you follow all these people then one day they reblog some Sissy stuff, some Anal Torture, Some Ball Busting. From my wife’s perspective she probably sees that and thinks FUCKING HELL.

The reason i am writing this is because somethings have been lost in translation, see she was under the impression that i wanted to become her bitch, a groveling sissy whore who wanted to wear her clothes and make up and suck strapons all day long. Now if that’s your thing im all for it but that wasn’t what i wanted.  

I came across chastity play and tease and denial play a while back, i have always been aware of bondage and always had a thing for tying or being tied up sexually. I saw it as a fun way for a male and female to have a laugh, be intimate and grow together as a couple. As much as i love her Locking me up, tying me up, teasing me and laughing as i quiver on the bed in a desperate need to cum only to deny me for another day i also would love to do the same for her. Its about exploring each others bodies, each others fantasies.

Its only fun for me if its fun for her, if she wants to lock me for a day, a week, a month or a year ill play the game as long as she finds it exiting and gets a kick out of it. If she doesn’t want it its just not going to work. But don’t give up that easily pick it up and put it down, its keeps it exiting. After a chat with my wife in the week she said she likes the cage but doesn’t want a bitch of a husband, so i explained the above and below to her and now i think it makes sense.

I am writing this because i get lots of messages from people asking how did i break the news? how did i get her on board? Truth is we are still working on it, still exploring it. I haven’t been in the cage for months, as real life is more important. This morning after our chats and fun this week i put it on.

I guess im very lucky to have such an amazing wife, i put it on gave her the keys and she smiled. That’s all i wanted. She is one of a kind, trusting and fucking gorgeous.

For anyone out there toying with this i hope this has helped, below are few images i have stolen from others. I hope they don’t mind. Good Luck and go have some fun.

I love making her moan, and its true i work harder when my dick is locked up and im working to earn a release, its common knowledge you put more effort into thngs if your getting something in return. (Or at least you think you are) 

Then there is this, after a night of teasing and a great time she didnt let you cum, your going to wake up in the morning and WANT to do this for her because your still super horny. You know your not going get to cum but pleasing her is at least some sexual activity.

Then on the other hand there is nothing sexier than doing the same to her, make her feel how you feel, i remember once back in the early days i edged my wife and then just turned the wand off and said nah, night night. She was mortified, grabbing my cock, trying her hardest to get me to fuck her. In the morning she woke up horny and we fucked. But it can work both ways.

This is also one that i agree with, the lust i have towards her, the want to constantly touch her, to kiss her its just amazing. Then once you cum its takes a good few days to get that back. Its the strongest drug i have ever felt and its awesome. 

I love it when she feels sexy the sexier she feels the more she glows the better the experience. 

Turn it into a game, a guessing game and have fun with it.

Tease him, if he is anything like me he will enjoy it.

But most importantly talk about it, discuss it find out what you both want from it and just have fun.

I guarantee it will bring you closer together. 

anonymous asked:

Best marauders fics? ??

oh hoooo boy (most of these are gonna be ffn bc i was and still am SUPER DUPER into marauders fics before ao3 was a major thing.) (also, i love AUs) (also i p much only ready jily. i do ship wolfstar! but i havent actively gone and read any wolfstar fics) (also these are all p much from 2013-2015) but off the top of my head (under the cut bc this got LONG):

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BTS reaction: s/o participating in fill your guts or spill your guts

thedeadsoldierproxy:Hi! Id like a request where the reader is invited to the ‘Late Late Night Show With James Cordon’ and they were playing ‘Spill your guts or Fill your guts’ and the reader had to decide whether they had to drink the bird saliva or answer the question “Your boyfriend, (N/A), is in a famous Kpop group 'Bts’. You’re also the best friend of Exo’s group member (N/A). My question is: Which group is better?” What would their boyfriends reaction? Please and Thank you!            

It was fun! :D First collaboration with my dear @agust-dogg (btw check out  her blog,she is writing the best reactions for Topp Dogg). I hope that you will have just as much fun reading it as us writing this reaction^^ (this is just written for fun and not meant to offend anyone)  -admin Evv


Jin

Choosing BTS:

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Choosing EXO:

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

As much as Jin thought that it would be absolutely disgusting to drink bird saliva, he was also a little curious as to what it would taste like. As well as that, he was always up for a good laugh, and you drinking disgusting stuff seemed hilarious to him.
He knew that if the question was chosen, you would for sure pick BTS, as he knew that you liked his band more, he had to admit, at least in his eyes, they were better than EXO. This seemed boring to him, so he wanted you to choose to eat the food, to drink bird saliva.
When you chose question, and answered that you preferred EXO, he was actually quite offended. He was so sure that you would choose him, them, and not betray him like that.
When you came home after the show, he would confront you about it, ranting lively about how he felt about you not choosing him. You would have to apologise to him multiple times and assure him that you liked their music. Even so, he was still offended and all pout-y for a while.
If you chose BTS, he would have a huge grin on his face; even though he knew from the beginning what you truly loved, he was still happy that you said it in front of every one. He felt cocky and happy, and when you came home, he would show his funny, cocky attitude towards you.

Yoongi 

Choosing BTS:

Originally posted by flower-crown-jin

Choosing EXO:

Originally posted by btsgotsvt

He really care about his work and music that he is composing.  So you choosing his band, which means his music, would be really important for him. Drinking bird silva would be disgusting so he knew that you would choose question. Now Yoongi is only waiting for your answer. Your opinion was always the most important for him.
Seconda was like minutes. Choosing his band would give him relief, he had new reason to compose and rap for you to be even more proud. Big smile would show at his face. When you came back to home, he won’t say anything but you knew how happy inside he is only by his acting. Choosing other band could hurt him but he won’t show it. He won’t be mad at you, he would respect your opinion. Yoongi would act like always and doesn’t even say a word about this show. Maybe if you would try to start conversation about this, Suga could say that drinking silva disgusted him and that he is glad that you had answered question. He knew that you like his music but after this show he would try even harder. Yoongi won’t be like this for too long. Fav band and love are two different things for him and you two would be happy like always and after few days forgot about that night. 

Hoseok

Choosing BTS:

Originally posted by kimthwriter

Choosing EXO:

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

He was waiting for this interview all week. Now, finally, he was sitting in front of the TV, waiting for your answer. Hobi knew that drinking bird saliva was something that you wouldn’t want to do, so now he was only waiting for your answer. He wanted to be sure that you would choose BTS, but there was always a slight chance that you were thinking that EXO is better. When he heard the name of his band, he would be all hyped and happy. He couldn’t sit in the same place so he would run to the boys to tell them that what you said. Of course, when you’re back, he will start making conversation about your choice and he would be hyped and happy again. This wouldn’t end that quickly. He would make you say this a couple of times for him, to hear it personally. Hobi doesn’t feel better than anyone, but this boy would be incredibly happy that you enjoy his music and appreciate his hard work.
Second option-choosing Exo could be harder to accept for him. Hobi could feel jealous that his s/o is more interested in other bands than his. He would feel insecure too, thoughts of possibly losing his gf/bf would come into in his mind. Hoseok at first place would talk about this and make sure that he doesn’t need to worry about losing you and he would tell you openly how he feels.
Choosing the other group is not that big a deal for him, but still, he wanted to know what you thought. Hobi would be sad for a few days, and even if his mood would go back to normal, he would still remember your words. 

Namjoon

Choosing BTS:

Originally posted by taestylips

Choosing EXO:

Originally posted by bangtanboys-official

Tbh, I feel like he would be one of those members who don’t care what your answer is going to be. You had always supported and helped him when he went through a hard time, or when he was writing songs. Regardless of your answer, he will still be asking you about your opinion for his songs, or for help to compose one. When you told Namjoon that you are invited to the “Late Late show” he would be so very happy for you, that you were allowed to be a part of this show as that meant that your popularity would rise. Drinking bird saliva? It did sound quite funny to him, but if you were to really drink it, he was sure that it would come to his mind every time he was about to kiss you, at least for the next few weeks. Of course, you choosing BTS and not EXO would make him happy, and right after your interview ends, he would call you to tell you his opinion, what he thought about it; not only your answer, even though you saying how proud you were of your boyfriend would make his heart flutter; obviously he already knew that you were feeling this way, but saying it out loud in public, for everyone to hear, would affect him. He would also tell you how well you did, and that he was very proud of you for even coming this far.
Choosing EXO could touch him a little bit, but really, only a little, he honestly wouldn’t care about this too much. After all, it was just a silly question in an interview, and he knew that there were things more serious than that. What mattered to him was that you had fun on the show, and that it would be really good for your prestige. Also, he was happy for you that you didn’t have to eat that disgusting thing. If you asked him about what he thought about you choosing EXO, he would insist that he was fine with it, and you being his gf/bf didn’t mean that you have to enjoy to his music, and his music only. You two would forget about it faster than you thought, and I’m talking about both answers here.

Jimin

Choosing BTS:

Originally posted by beui

Choosing EXO:

Originally posted by sosjimin

Jimin was on his world tour in America, so he decided to surprise you by visiting you during the recording session of the show. He was standing backstage, but you could clearly see him. He smiled and was happy to see you receive all the attention you deserve. When James gave you a choice to drink bird saliva, you looked at Jimin, who shook his head to show you that answering question would be better. But when someone translated this question for him, his facial expression changed. He was looking at you with his eyes wide open, waiting for your answer. He was nervous. Jimin is not the kind of person that would tell you to listen to his music only, but he was still nervous about what you were going to say.
When he would hear BTS, he would be the happiest person on the world. His gf/bf did not only love him, but his band and music too. What more could he want to be happy? You would see how happy he was so you would smile too, and maybe if James noticed him and you looking at each other he would invite him to join this interview and Jimin would shyly say how he feels about you choosing his band. Hearing EXO from your mouth wouldn’t make him happy (I’m a genius, I know). A sad expression would show on his face, and when you looked to check how he felt about this, Chim would show you, with sad smile, that he was totally fine, even if he wasn’t. He didn’t want to hurt you. He knew that you would still support him and the boys. Maybe he would talk about it with the boys, to ask them if he should start to feel insecure. He wasn’t sure how to react. But seeing you all smiling and happy after a successful interview, his worries and all of the bad emotions would disappear and your happiness would infect him.

Taehyung

Choosing BTS:

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty

Choosing EXO:

Originally posted by mvssmedia

He’s friends with EXO too, so he wouldn’t mind if you chose them. No matter what your choice was gonna be, he would be hyped. For him, the most important thing in this will be that you’re in a famous show, and that you’re famous enough to get invited to shows like this. He doesn’t want you to drink birds saliva, so he really wanted you to choose the question. Taehyung was making up scenarios in his head about how he should react if you wouldn’t choose his band. Would he be offended? Sad? Mad? After a few minutes he came to the conclusion that he didn’t care, and this is your opinion so he had to respect it even if he wouldn’t like your choice. Of course, if you would choose BTS, he would be excited, proud, happy, hyped, pleased, smiled etc. When you’d be back the first thing that he would do would be giving you the BTS merchs for biggest fan. He would still be talking about this, all in butterflies. You choosing EXO won’t affect him that much. He’d still be happy for you to be in this show and happy that you are not lying only because he is your boyfriend. When you’d be back at home, he would act mad and sad. Even when you tried to apologize to him, and say that you really like his music too, he would be like this. After a few minutes he would show you his smile and you knew that he was joking. Then he hugged you tight and said that he missed you a lot

Jungkook 

Choosing BTS:

Originally posted by sehuns-bubblebum

Choosing EXO:

Originally posted by vvangoghhyung

I feel like he would be excited for you drinking  this strange saliva . He wanted you to choose drink because it would be more fun. Question was easy, to him. He was sure that you would choose his band. When the time to choose came, he sat closer to hear it better. If you would choose bird saliva he would be extremely excited and of course he would be teasing you forever about it and thoughts of you having such difficulties to choose one band would take his attention too, but not as much as the saliva. When you chose question, he would come even closer to the television, out of curiosity. Jungkook never listened to you better than now. Here is the question - which band will you choose? He would he more happier if you would choose him and not your best friend. He believed in you. Maybe your choice wouldn’t affect your relationship, but if you were to choose EXO, he can tease you and if you would like to something from him, Jungkook will be like “Ohhh. Go to your favorite group which is EXO, not BTS”. Tbh, if you choose BTS he’d still tease you (this JK peoplee, teasing king). “you think that we are that great, huh? I knew it, I knew that you’d choose us”. No matter your choice, the teasing was already waiting for you

Oncologist! Jihoon

Originally posted by lobeu-my-carrots

  • Is amazing at his job
  • He’s known as a hard ass to work with but everyone looks up to him
  • Is an amazing surgeon
  • All the interns had a love hate relationship with them
  • He was super strict but was considered on of the top oncologists in the country so it was an honour to work with him
  • If they ever brought up or made fun of his height he would make their rotation with him a living hell
  • He knew he was short, he didn’t need reminding. But if you really wanna make fun of the guy who is one the best oncologists in Korea maybe even the world you kinda deserve it
  • Workaholic to the max
  • It was once rumored that he sold his apartment and just lived in the on-call room
  • Seriously, it’s live he never left though

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えげつない ( egetsunai rap part )
関ジャニ∞
えげつない ( egetsunai rap part )

Tacchon :
YO! Huh? Yasu, where did you run off to?
Oh, there you are, sorry, I couldn’t see you
Why don’t you try standing on a Korokoro manga or phone book?
Always changing up your hair, was your room going for the “homeless” look?
Enough with the calling wet towels “ hand strainers “ BS,
Asking “ What type of food is Chinese food? “ Your Japanese is a mess!
You’re mentally scattered and in attention you wallow,
Get it together and try again, to Ama(gasaki) you go!


Yasu :
Hey, Okura! What the heck! Do you have a death wish?!
How can you eat a tempura bowl as a curry side dish???
You’re hungry all the time- a glutton, judging from what I see,
When it comes to food, no matter the case, you go crazy!
There was a time you copied me and dyed your hair blonde too,
Don’t you remember I was the only one that complimented you!!
Your fan service is also super shitty, I’m filled with concern,
Observe Nishikido and Shibuyan’s fan service, watch and learn!


Subaru :
“ Today I’m not having any alcohol! “ even so,
If I invite you to come drink, you’re always so eager to go
And where you last had your things seem like a huge blur…
You go to the sauna way too much, has that made you a little dumber?
Your driver’s license has been reissued seven times
Have a nice day (?), I worry for you when you get older sometimes
Shy guy towards cast members backstage and during a drama scene,
Alone on movie sites like an angsty pre-teen!


Yoko : ( ill translate this literally bc this was weak as shit )
Woah woah woah, hold on, hold on,
You’re the shy guy, not the other way around
Your dick jokes are always censored, hence not reaching any of your fans,
Crying when you drop your games down the toilet (?????)
Also, how come you order so much when you can’t even finish your food?
I was always there to eat your leftovers!
Always quiet in front of people you aren’t used to,
Your name is Shibutani Subaru


Ryo-chan :
Kissing everyone when drunk and can’t dance either,
But when you’re alone, you maintain your “cool guy” character
We all know you have a poster of yourself in your own room.. so embarrassing!
And you’re even a paper driver… how unsound!
We all get anxious when you drive us around,
If you got something to say, say it! Lets argue!
SAY SOMETHING, I DARE YOU!
MARUYAMAAAAA!!!


Maru : YO! Ryo-chan you… uhh…. well, you’re~..
Hina : Hey! Maru, what’s the matter?
Maru : Well, it’s just that- Ryo-chan is so scary~…
Hina : You’re older than him! Go on, say something!

Maru : ( not a rap either )
I refuse!! I just- I just don’t want to fight with anyone from something this silly!
I just want to get along with everyone! I mean.. we’ve been together for so long!
We went back and forth between West to East on a night bus!!!!
We went on the green bus and got food to eat too!!!!!!
How we struggled back then together…!!
That was a valuable experience for all of us!!


i obviously tweaked the lyrics a bit for rhyming purposes but its not.. wrong :)

Rough translations of Owari no Seraph Chapter 58 PART 2

Page 19
Aoi: …Lord Kureto, this…
Kureto: …Do you need more?
Raimeki 
Aoi: …Eh
Raimeki: I need more, all together around 10 more hours
Kureto: …Damn it, only 10 hours

Page 20
Aoi: Ehm…I
Raimeki: As it is, crush your love, if you don’t
Kureto: I will get captivated…you mean
Aoi:…Lord Kureto…I…ehm…I…
Kureto: Aoi
Aoi: Yeah, Yes!
Kureto: …this is my defeat, I lost the qualification to be king

Page 21
Kureto: I got possessed by a monster which transferred from Tenri
Aoi: Ah…tha…that…
Kureto: I cannot restrain myself.
If I cannot provide the right amount of desire, I will lose my body
Aoi: Desire…than the kiss….
I am truly sorry!! That I caused so much trouble in this situation

Page 22
Kureto: …There is a need to achieve the desire
Aoi: …Desire, desire…
…What, what should I do?
Kureto: …What should we do
What…
…Ah shit, damn it
Aoi: …Lord Kureto

Page 23
Kureto: Aoi, I cannot trust it from now on. So I’m going to call that guy I can rely on
Aoi: …Just what
Raimeki: Aaah incredible. He provided me with so many desires.
Good Kureto, even if you can’t trust anyone, you want to believe in someone.
Ah, be more corrupted, yield under your weakness. Just put your cravings in your mouth ((to say his desires))

Page 24
Kureto: …Call Guren, and Shinya.
I’ll/We’ll rely on those guys
 

Page 25
Mika: …Yu-chan seems happy. What have those people did to you?
[The situation is getting worse and worse]

Page 26
Mika: [Revival of the dead] [The end of the world] [Ferid Bathory ] [And at last Ichinose Guren]…
[I could kill him now] [Will Yu-chan hate me if I kill him] [Even if he hates me, it shouldn’t concern me] [If my decision comes to late, Yu-chan will become the new Guren]
[Right now, I have to protect Yu-chan]

Page 27
Guren: …I know that you want to kill me
Yu: What
Mika wait, Guren has his own reasons…
Mika: Sorry Yu-chan

Page 28
Guren: Sorry to say but I won’t die
Mika: No, you will die here

Page 29
Guren: Kk
Yu: Mika stop!!!
Mika: Let me go!!
Yu: I won’t!!
Mika: Why are you protecting him!!
Yu: Because he’s our comrade!!Mika: …Tch

Page 30
Yu: Ah…
Mika: …Sorry, even if you hate me me, I couldn’t…
Guren: …Mahiru give me…
Mika: …Sword drink my…

Page 31
Mika: …Damn it, why
Yoichi: We…we should talk…
Mika: If you don’t step back, I’ll kill…
Yu: MIKA!!!

Page 32
Mika: …This is weird, Yu-chan
Why is everyone so happy after he came.
He is the one who brought the world to its end, right?
Because of him, we are living in this world!!

Page 33
Yu: Mika, you may know Guren not to…
Mika: If I would, I’d be manipulated. Laughing after all this happened, it seems that your all brainwashed…
Guren: He’s right. I’m doing many hideous things. If you want to, I’ll apologise
Mika: Stop with those lies, if you want to apologise just get lost. Stop fooling with Yu-chan
Yu: Mika

Page 34
Guren: If I could, I would do it, but it’s impossible.
I have things to do
Mika: GET LOST!!
Yu: Mika!!
Crowley: …Wow, the argument is heating up
[Let’s see, how long those feelings will rest inside him…]

Page 35
Narumi: We heard that from Ferid Bathory.
That the world ended, because the Lieutenant Colonel revived his friends
But also that they will live only for 10 years.
It’s already been 8 years
Only-
Including Shinya Hiiragi, the Lieutenant’s squad has now only 2 years left
It’s the work you have to do the maintaining the life of those?
No, the order of the story is wrong. Please answer this first.
To revive Hiiragi Shinya and the others, you let the world end. Right?
Guren: ……Right

Page 36
Narumi: Does that mean, if the Lieutenant hadn’t done that, the world would be the same as 8 years ago?
Guren: …There is no excuse (for that)
Narumi: What, was the world already doomed
Then there is no reason to blame the Lieutenant

Page 37
Mika: That has absolutely nothing to do with this
Guren: Right, I triggered it. That’s the truth, if I hadn’t done that, the chance of doding it would have been…
Shinoa: Zero
Then, who set that plan?

Page 38
Shinoa: It was the Hiiragi’s anyway.
The Lieutenant can’t resist the Hiiragis. Today or back in the days.
And furthermore, the person that controls the Hiiragi-Clan and whom my brother is desperately fighting-do you know abou that?
Guren: No
Shinoa: I can’t believe you

Page 39
Guren: I really don’t know
Narumi: Then, what are you doing/planning right now?
After associating with Ferid Bathory, for which reason are you moving?
Not knowing the person behind this and even causing the end of the world.
Mika: […You mustn’t ask that]
Narumi: There’s no way to pass without answering these questions.
Killing your comrades, what are your motives? Ichinose Guren
Mika: …You mustn’t ask that

Page 40
Yu: Please tell us Guren, after all we’re family, right? Just what are you doing?

Page 41
Guren: I will revive all the humans I killed and mankind and bring back everything to normal

Things I Have Been Reading... (March)

March has been absolutely EPIC for amazing fics!  I am thinking I’m gonna have to go back to posting twice a month because this list is becoming a monster BUT I still think you should go read all the stuff.  This month I have limited myself to only 10 recs for each of my fandoms but there were so many more I could have added.  So here you go, this is my much debated and agonized over list of recommendations for March 2017.

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answering asks!

SOME GOOD QUESTIONS UNDER THE CUT!!! idk how many ppl read these but u def should if wanna kno more abt my goofy ocs >:^)

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Thanatos Night Vol. 4 Seth (Full Translation)

Back with another Thanatos Night translation! Seth is really sweet and perfect for people who want something cute….with Rejet’s usual touch of despair _(┐「ε:)_ 

Apologies in advance for any mistakes, audio translations aren’t my strong point (/)u(\)

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For thine is the kingdom

The first time Damian wears the Nightwing uniform he’s eighteen, the same age Dick was when he decided that Robin was his past and not his future anymore.

Or, his children are growing up, and Dick’s having a hard time accepting it. 

The basic idea for this AU is pretty much the original Morrison run with the addition of Dick and Kory being married and already having Mar’i when Damian came along in the picture. So when Bruce “died” and Dick replaced him as Batman, he and Kory just officially adopted Damian and raised him as their own, thank you very much. 

Two big inspirations I have to credit: Kingdom Come (…duh, I know, but I’ve recently reread it and god, I love it) and dar-draws amazing Dickkory+Damian&Mar’i fanarts

Written for Batfam Week, Day 5: Legacy

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The first time Damian wears the Nightwing uniform he’s eighteen, the same age Dick was when he decided that Robin was his past and not his future anymore. Dick tries not to make dangerous equations about the two of them and just pushes the thought aside. Damian’s not going through an identity crisis, he’s just filling in for a night per Dick’s own request.

Tonight he’s supposed to meet with one of his lead regarding a big case GCPD’s been working on for a year now, but a long and less than thrilling chase through the sewers has left him with a sprained ankle, and his source will not talk to anyone else but Nightwing. Damian found it funny and accepted right away to replace him, if only to spend the night teasing him about how old and slow Dick’s getting (and Dick swats him around the head and laughs with him at every joke, but deep down he does wonder. Five years ago, this wouldn’t have happened at all, and even if it had happen, it wouldn’t have prevented him from doing his job anyway.)

Now he sits on the couch in the sweatpants he uses as pyjamas, fidgeting with his crutch and waiting for Damian to step out his bedroom. He has already a joke on the tip of his tongue about Damian’s ass not being up to the part, but before the kid finishes changing, the front door opens with a bang and Mar’i comes running in the living room with a grin spreading all over her face.

“Is he still here?”, she asks Dick, then she makes her way into Damian’s room without waiting for the answer. “Damian! I want to see!”

“What- Get out!”, Damian shouts back. “Dick!”

“Oh c’mon, don’t be a prude!”, Mar’i teases him, and Dick can’t see them, but he hears the beginning of a scuffle and sighs.

“Mar’i, let him change in peace!”, Dick calls out after his daughter, but he’s kind of smiling at Damian’s outraged protests and Mar’i delighted laughs. Also, he has no intention of getting up for now, so they better sort it out on their own.

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Humans are weird: The Galactic Council

*Quick note before I start: This is the 7th and final installment in a series I’ve called the Lost Colonies which is largely about human society adapting to the strange environments of other worlds. You can read the previous installments here: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed writing this series, but with my new work schedule I had to bring it to a close. If you’ve enjoyed this story follow me on here for my other writings. Thanks again to everyone who has reblogged, liked, replied, DMed, or otherwise shown their appreciation for this series. It means a lot to me that people enjoyed it and the love you’ve all shown me has really helped keep me going for these last few months.*

It was hard not to be at least a little nervous as Kiara made her way to the council chamber. Somehow even with thousands of years of advancement space faring races still hadn’t developed a decent elevator. Kiara idly flipped through the notes she had made on her datapad and she realized how little she actually bothered to reference her notes. Some of them were years old and she hadn’t bothered to so much as look at them since she had initially written them down. It was too late now for her to try and prepare some kind of speech, though given how evasive the council was being about the purpose of this meeting Kiara wasn’t sure how she would have prepared in the first place. Still though, meeting with all 3 senior members at once could be nerve wracking.

The elevator door finally opened and Kiara stepped off to see her family waiting for her. Kit’cha was thoroughly amused at Jeanne reacting to their newest family member and seeing the way she acted around Kit’von it was hard not to smile. Currently she was letting the infant Turic ride on her shoulders. “You’re a LOT heavier than you look puffball!” Kit’von burbled something into his translator as he was still too young to pronounce most words in basic. “Dad says it’s because I’m so full of shit.” The fur on Kit’cha’s neck stood on end and he rapidly tried to change the subject. “KIARA HI! How’d you sleep Honey? Do you have everything you need for the meeting?” 

Kiara chuckled as she plucked Kit’von off Jeanne’s shoulders and gave him a hug. “I’m fine. I’ll be fine. It’s good to see you all here. How’s the mother doing?” Kit’cha relaxed slightly. “Parran is doing fine. She’s still resting back on the homeworld and has registered Kit’von to our care officially. She sent me a message earlier confirming it and to wish that he grows in health and prosperity.” Kiara gave Kit’von a kiss on his forehead and set him down as he burbled a happy noise that the translator couldn’t interpret. Jeanne smirked. “We’ll have to go do something special later to mark the occasion. Not every day someone trusts me with their kid.”

Standing in the middle of her family Kiara wished that she could stay in this moment forever but the pit of anxiety still ate away at her. “I love you all, but I’ve got to get to this meeting. You had yours first, did you piss them off this time?”Jeanne shrugged and took Kiara’s datapad. “It’s hard to read them sometimes, but don’t worry I was professional. Now get in there and do your thing. I’ll be waiting for you when you get out Sexy.” Jeanne gave her a wink and a kiss and Kit’cha gave her an awkward one armed hug as Kit’von scaled his back. “You’ll do great. I’ve known you long enough to know that if anyone can handle the council it’s you. Now I need to go feed this one before he drools on me any- oh, there it is.”

Kiara squared her shoulders and walked through the arched doors into the council room. The room was normally built for hosting large gatherings of the member races, but today it held only the 3 senior members of the council at the curved semi-circle table on the central dais. Kiara had to practically run down the stairs when she realized that the council was already waiting on her. As she reached the dais Kaira realized there was no table or any kind of concession made for her comfort. This wasn’t an interview, it was an interrogation. Kiara planted her feet and stood face to face with the council for the first time in a decade.

The senior council members came from the three spacefaring species with the largest populations and most economic power. There was a female Turic named Shureen. Like most females she was larger than the males at nearly 3 meters tall, though she had shorter, black fur making her muscular physique even more impressive. Females also had a large flat crest on their forehead that the males lacked. Shureen’s was impressively styled with ornate engravings, an obvious status symbol. The Kennic named Arid was currently male having just molted. He would be irritable, Kiara made a mental note of that. Kennic were closest to reptiles from old Earth and there were rumors that some species of dinosaurs were old an old Kennic colony. The final council member was an Acanthius who had no name as it was part of a hive mind. It wore a complex environment suit that allowed its face to be exposed while still allowing it to breath while onboard the station. Its moist, grey skin, slitted nose and black eyes reminded her of sea creatures she had seen on several planets.

It was Arid that spoke first. “Glad you could join us Miss Venn.” Kiara wondered if he simply didn’t know how she preferred to be addressed or if he was deliberately trying to get under her skin, either way she put it aside. “It’s an honor to meet you all. I understand that this meeting is in regards to my work with the lost human colonies.” Arid made a clicking sound in the back of his throat like dry, coughing laughter. “Is that what we’re calling them now? Isn’t there a human expression better suited to dealing with pests?” The Acanthius shot a glance at Arid. “I apologize for my fellow council member, he should not be allowing a personal problem to interfere with his duties. You are correct though. This is in regards to your work over the last 25 sols with the human rehabilitation division of the council.”

Kiara shifted her weight uncomfortably and didn’t know what to say. Officially she had been given the title of “Ambassador Liaison to Human colony worlds” but she had always felt there was an undercurrent of resentment that the galactic council felt towards humans on account of EarthGov’s actions. It was Shureen finally spoke “I’ll get to the point of it all. We’re here to decide the fate of these human colonies. You have proven that an individual human can integrate into galactic society with effort and understanding, what we need to determine is if humanity as a whole is capable of this same feat or if they will repeat their imperialistic past and attempt to bring war against us again.”

“I…don’t…” Kiara began to say before Arid cut her off. “Please spare us your babbling human. It’s a simple proposition: Make your case for humanity and if the council decides in your favor humanity will once again be allowed to travel the galaxy unrestricted, otherwise we may need to quarantine them. Again.” The Acanthius’ nose slits flared in annoyance at Arid before it turned its attention back to Kiara. “Your colleagues were all very professional but can’t seem to speak for more than themselves. So I ask you Miss Kiara Williams-Venn, why should humanity be allowed to once again join the rest of the galaxy?”

In the back of her mind Kiara could see her family urging her on and she smiled to herself knowing exactly what to say. “I couldn’t possibly deny humanity’s dark past. In my research I found that even prior to the Unification War and the rise of EarthGov we were frequently a brutal people that would attempt to justify our worst impulses on the basis of demonizing an ‘other’. From that point of view it would only make sense that humanity would repeat this awful cycle again and again. What I’ve found just as often though is that in every situation in which humanity gives in to these impulses it is a society that cannot maintain itself. Regimes that promised to last a thousand years on the strength of their convictions alone crumbled to dust within a single lifespan. It always fails because though that fear and hate is a part of us, so is our love.”

“The simple fact is that we are a people of duality. We are fiercely loyal to each other, while also engaging in rivalries that can outlive our descendants. We are dangerous and destructive while also being brilliant, creative and adaptable. I’ve personally witnessed feats of human ingenuity that most council races would be hard pressed to replicate. I’ve also witnessed the same people rushing headlong into disaster because they didn’t take the time to understand their situation. I know that the brutal, horrible things that were done in the name of an ‘Earth First’ mentality by a fascist government can’t be undone and could never be repaid. I also know that humans are hard working, dedicated and compassionate and that many of us, if given the chance we would not stop attempting to make amends for our past.”

Kiara took a deep breath and locked eyes with Arid. “You argue that humanity should be segregated to a handful of under supplied colonies. I argue that if that way is pursued it can only end in disaster. Those lost colonies would find their way back into space if given enough time and though most wouldn’t carry a grudge, if they were continually treated as ‘pests’ then it would only be a matter of time before it came to conflict again. If you want to avoid that future then integration and unity are the only answer.” Arid glared silently at Kiara and Shureen thoughtfully tapped her fingers on the desk. The Acanthius broke the silence. “Are you suggesting that not only do we lift travel restrictions on human worlds, but that we actively attempt to reintegrate them with galactic society?” Kiara nodded “And a seat on the wider council so that we have a say in our treatment wouldn’t hurt.”

The frills on Arid’s arms and back flared but he didn’t say a word. Shureen cleared her throat. “Your ‘husband’ has told us much about human cultures that he has researched. He seems truly enamored with your species.” Arid again gave that dry, clicking laugh, Shureen ignored him. “But what he has said confirms much of what you tell us now. Indeed, you come from a race that is remarkably strong of will. We will have much to discuss with the wider council at a later date and we may need to call on you again, but I can at least promise that we will bring this matter before them. You have represented your race admirably Kiara. Thank you for meeting with us today.” Kiara tented her fingers across her midsection forming a perfect triangle and bowed. Shureen stood and returned the traditional Turic honorific.

Kiara smiled to herself and left the council chamber to go meet her family for dinner. It had been a long day and there was still a lot to do, but that could wait for a while longer.

@otayurio-on-ice​ - HERE IS YOUR PROMISED THING.

IMAGINE….

  • Yuri and Otabek going to like… some sort of fair/festival and Yuri tries to win a Big Ass Stuffed Tiger™ from one of the games. He fails miserably and his frustration doesn’t help (but let’s face it, those games c h e a t.)

    So Otabek steps up like Mr. Bad Ass and flips his sunglasses up onto his head (because we all know he’s also a little sarcastic and probably enjoys subtly trolling Yuri) and he the Big Ass Stuffed Tiger™ (even though it costs him what probably amounts to around $50) and this thing is totally bigger than Yuri but he proudly walks around the fair with this Big Ass Stuffed Tiger™ and keeps randomly burying his face in it with a blush because IT’S NOT LIKE HE TOTALLY LOVES IT.

    (Alternatively, this works with Leo and Guang-Hong, only it would be a fluffy-ass teddy-bear.)
  • Viktor coming home late one day after he was doing something (who knows what, maybe coach things, maybe traffic made him late or a meeting, whatever) and he comes home to Yuuri passed out on the couch with the lights and TV on. Makkachin is curled up on top of him because Yuuri didn’t bother to bring a blanket out to the couch with him. They were both waiting for Viktor to come home.

    Viktor coos and starts going about turning things off, and Yuuri slowly wakes up, still sleepy, and not very coherent, but he looks up with half-lidded eyes and a lopsided smile as he holds out droopy arms and says, “Welcome home, Viktor…”

    Viktor’s heart immediately explodes and he hurries over to his his fiance because he will never deny Yuuri a snuggle (and he’s been away from Yuuri all day, the horror, and he needs to recharge himself on the power of ~love~.)

  • Guang-Hong coming home from practice during his summer training in the states one day to a dorm/apartment/something he is sharing with Leo. It was a really rough day and he’s just so exhausted… Leo goes to greet him at the door as always with a hug and kiss, but Guang-Hong, being in his tired state, starts talking to Leo… in sleepy, mumbled Mandarin.

    Leo doesn’t know enough to understand what’s being said to him aside from random words and he keeps trying to rapidly check what Guang-Hong is saying with (Failed) Google Translate. Poor Leo is worried and concerned because Guang-Hong doesn’t even make it to bed, he just sort of flops into Leo’s arms and keeps talking like Leo knows exactly what he’s saying.

    It takes a little while, but he eventually gets Guang-Hong (who probably kept trying to Do Stuff like watch TV or cook or check his social media accounts) into bed (with the help of Guang-Hong’s mother – who thinks this is Pretty Hilarious – on speakerphone) and tucks him in.

  • Phichit the first time he went into a Starbucks and learned he could put as many Espresso Shots into a drink as he wanted. Imagine what he ordered and poor Yuuri who then had to chase his Selfie-Go-Lucky-Ass through Detroit on a Caffeinated Sugar High. 

    (Yuuri didn’t even know how to explain to Ciao Ciao why they were late to training. He just whimpered and flopped onto the bleachers while Phichit babbled a mile a minute about everything they saw.)

  • Absolutely ANYONE in Yuuri’s family sharing Yuuri’s baby pictures with Viktor and every single story that went with them.

    (Also, imagine the same thing happening with Yurio’s grampa and Viktor sharing this information with Yuuri and Otabek.)

  • Yurio in THIS and making ‘fierce’ growling noises and poses in a full length mirror, only to be caught by his Dads Viktor and Yuuri.

  • Viktor being gushy and lovey-dovey with Yuuri, only for Yurio to shout, “WILL YOU JUST STOP IT, DAD?! YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME.”

    Viktor squeals in delight, Yuuri coos, and Yurio screams and runs for the door. (Otabek thinks it’s all cute and charming.)

  • The Skating Cast getting together for a good, wholesome game of Cards Against Humanity. 

    (Alternatively, Super Smash Brothers or Mario Kart. Chis is the fuck-ass who keeps picking Final Destination and Rainbow Road.)

  • Someone finding Yurio awake at like 3am crying over cute Cat Videos.

    (Or Yuuri finding Viktor doing the same over Cute Dogs.)

  • Makkachin somehow eating one of the rings and Chris (once again being the beautiful fuck-ass he is) placing a hand of comfort on the shoulder of whoever lost their ring to the dog: “Well, at least you know you’ll get it back.”

    (@makkachin - pls do not eat rings. This doesn’t need to be steambuns 2.0)

  • Leo and Guang-Hong sharing earbuds to Leo’s iPod as Leo guides Guang-Hong around his hotel room in slow, lazy waltzes after a long competition. He whisper-sings the English lyrics of songs in Spanish for Guang-Hong (especially the super romantic ones, and really he likes the excuse to press just a little closer.)

    Guang-Hong is Super Flustered but he’s also so completely and entirely enamored with what Leo is doing and he’s got stars in his eyes. His heart is fluttering with delight and so very in love.

    Somewhere around the fifth song, he ends up crying and Leo panics and thinks maybe he’s gone a little too far, but Guang-Hong just huffs and says, “NO YOU DUMMY. THIS IS REALLY ROMANTIC AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.”

    This makes Leo blush and smile because Guang-Hong doesn’t SAY that aloud very often (and Leo doesn’t mind because Guang-Hong shows him in so many gestures and other ways) but he’s just SHOUTED it loud enough for the people in the rooms on both sides to hear. Guang-Hong is a Smol Red Tomato but Leo just scoops him into his arms and places butterfly kisses all over his face and says, “I love you too” (followed by a nice, slow and gentle kiss on the lips.)

    (And Guang-Hong is forced to hide his face in Leo’s chest for the next two songs because may all the Gods in the world help him he is so weak for and in love with this beautiful man.)
Teuvo Teravainen #5

Requested by Anon:  Hi! Could you make a Teuvo Teräväinen one where you’re just laying in bed or on the couch cuddling. Just some innocent fluff with some light kisses 🙊 Love your blog and appreciate how you manage to write all these requests and also answer so many asks. Kudos to you 👏🏼

*Hiii! Thank you so much! It’s hard, especially right now that I’m kinda busy but I try to answer and post at leadt one drabble a day. I know you waited long for this so I hope I don’t disappoint. So much love from me to you! Enjoy!! :)*

Word count: 885

Originally posted by dyllarkin

The alarm clock rung so close to your ears that you’re afraid you might go deaf from its ringing alone. Of course, just like in Teuvo fashion, he put his phone in between your pillows instead of putting it by his bedside table, like every normal person does.

You opened one eye and clicked the stop button on your boyfriend’s phone. Groaning, you noticed that it isn’t even light out yet.

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Dear Misogynists, Please Stop Calling Me A Sexist

I grew up in a home of feminism. That probably sounds odd, but it’s true.
My great-grandmother was a suffragette and chained herself to the gates of Buckingham Palace.
My grandmother has pictures of herself standing topless on a bridge with the words ‘Baas In Eigen Buik’ written on her belly, roughly translated that means 'I’m my own belly’s boss’.
My mum’s a gynecologist and dedicated her life to promoting protection and pregnancy prevention (what Americans may call 'planned parenthood’).
Me myself… I go to law school and I’m specializing in PIL and Human Rights (women’s rights are human rights fyi). I spend my internship giving women in forced marriages free legal advice.
Me and my mum, we used to have the 'we can do it’ poster in our hallway.

Perhaps it was not very necessary to tell you all that, but I feel it kinda was to make it clear how pissed I am, because I happen to know some shit about feminism, and sexism too. I’ve been called many things, that includes a feminazi, an internet feminist, I was told to shut my female mouth, etc etc. Ever since I’ve been openly criticizing Daenerys, I’ve been, to my shock, called something else entirely. 

Not often, no, just to make that clear, I hardly receive any hate. Many people agree with me but so often I’m told people don’t dare say what I’m saying because they’re afraid of being called out. It’s as if there’s a taboo on disliking Dany… Why? I don’t get it? Why is it not allowed to not admire her and not kiss her ass? Where is the law that prohibits me from being honest about my feelings for a character that doesn’t actually exist? How messed up it is it, that people anonymously tell me they agree, cause you know, they don’t want hate? The majority of messages I get is from super nice people, but for the first time in my life I have been called something I never expected anyone to ever call me… a sexist

Here’s my open letter to all these misogynists who have called me, and other people speaking their minds, a sexist in the past couple of days/weeks/months(/years?), and yes… I will call you a misogynist, because only people who don’t know shit about feminism, call others a sexist for criticizing and openly disliking a character who happens to have (to quote dear Emilia Clarke) tits.

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Rough Night (Poly!Hamilsquad x Reader) (Part 3)

Request:

@maybe—-not - Part 3 pleaseeeeee

Word Count: 3,118 words

Warnings: john with his hair down, angst??,, break ups?? (i really don’t know at this point.), rain, bad writing, google translate, borthday’s, fluff, swearing

A/N: In the beginning I focus on Herc and John cause they need more love!!! I also tried switching between the boys and the readers pov. Just trying to make the story more interesting, idk??? Also special thanks to @potatolikesyou for helping me with this!!

Summary: It is the reader’s birthday and the boys finally talk to her.

Part 1 Part 2



It was quiet in Hercules’ office as the lamp shined on his desk. He was finishing up some orders, working on some basic things - suits, a blouse… the list went on. The day was coming to an end as water droplets hit the window making a tapping sound on the glass panes. Hercules leaned back in his chair letting out a deep sigh, observing the beautiful scenery. He noticed how the light changed as it reflected off of the evening rain, before deciding he was done for the day and he made his way to the door.

Your dress was sitting on one of his fabric dressers in the office. The boys kept it in hopes that you would come to pick it up, though that didn’t happen. You were so happy to get the dress from Hercules, he made sure it was absolutely perfect for you.

“Oh my goodness Herc! How did you even find the time to do this? This is the best gift anyone has given me.” You were grinning from ear to ear and it was nice to see you so happy. Hercules was sitting at the table across from you.

“You should try it on. I didn’t make it for nothing.” A sly smile crept onto his face, he was pleased with your reaction.

“Yes of course! I will do it right now.” You ran into the other room so you could try on the dress, you were so cute when you were excited.

“How long did you spend on that love?” Alexander walked behind Hercules, placing his hands on his shoulders kissing him on the cheek as Hercules sat in the chair.

“For a couple of weeks…” He replied nervously, scratching the back of his neck.

“So how do I look?” You gave the boys a little twirl and and it rippled nicely around the ends.

“It looks beautiful on you, Y/N.”

That was a good day. But it wasn’t like that anymore, maybe if he acted sooner, if-

“Herc?” John was standing in the hallway wearing a hoodie and some sweats. His hair fell past his shoulders, he wore it down for once. “You are thinking about her, aren’t you?”

“I could have done something. I should have told her, I should have known…”

“We all didn’t know Herc, don’t beat yourself up.” John walked over to Hercules and put his arms around his waist, attempting to comfort his boyfriend. Hercules hugged him back resting his chin on top of the smaller man’s head.

“Nothing’s right when she’s gone. I miss her… I-I want her here, don’t you feel that way Jack? It’s been three months and we haven’t even heard a single word from Y/N, she just left us.” The rain turned into a downpour, suggesting a storm would come soon.

“Y/N just needs some time. We both know that even if we knew how she felt we couldn’t have stopped her from walking out of that door.”

“I know. That’s what scares me.” Hercules looked back at the dress again and didn’t think of your smiling face, but it was just a reminder of what could have been.



Thunder rang throughout your apartment, you laid on your bed scrolling through your phone. Life had continued on the same way it had before, hopping from one guy to the next, you went out more, you were drinking more and life was fast for you. Then the room shook again which startled you a bit. You buried yourself into the covers because of the cold air that nipped at your bare feet as November was creeping closer. You felt your eyes begin to water, initially, it was just stifles then it became full blown sobs as the thunder cracked again. Times like these weren’t exactly fun and you hated being alone now that’s when your mind began to wander off, you wondered about them.

At first, there were many text and phone calls that were left ignored. Alex was the one who contacted you the most and at first it seemed like he could do that forever, but even he stopped talking to you. You looked back at the messages and wanted to call them. However, you thought it over again, reminding yourself that, it’s better this way.

You were the one that left. They didn’t understand how you felt and you shouldn’t have said anything.

There was no one to comfort you this time and you just accepted that now, but it was still hard. The boys had always been there for you and you just left them, without even saying goodbye, it didn’t matter though because there was no going back now. You had a chance to be happy and you blew it.



Lafayette found Alexander asleep at his desk, he had been working really hard lately, supposedly because of Jefferson, but that was only part of the problem. Lafayette looked at his sleepy form, as Alexander’s shoulders moved up and down slowly. Lafayette rubbed his back softly, coaxing Alexander to rise from his slumber.

“Vous devez vous lever, mon petit lion. I have a big surprise for us today.”

“Mmm. You know I can’t go Laf, I have so much work to do.” Alexander sat up in his chair and yawned. He began gathering his things, to finish up some task he had scheduled for today.

“No excuses! I convinced Monsieur Washington to give you the week off. You have been working too hard love.” Alexander furrowed his brow displeased with this new change of plans. “We all know that you are at least a month ahead when it comes to work, prendre une pause Alexandre…”

“Okay, okay. I guess work can wait, for now.”

“Perfect! I finally got you out of this stuffy room. Now get dressed and take shower, we can’t have you walking around like that.” Lafayette pointed at Alexander’s clothing. He was wearing one of his college hoodies, which had sooo many holes, and a pair of pajama pants. Alexander gave Lafayette a dirty look, but the frenchman wasn’t phased at all by this action and made his way to the other room.

He found Hercules and John laying down on the bed. John’s head was rested on Hercules’ chest as they conversed with each other. He waited about fifteen minutes for Alexander to finish his shower and get dressed before finally speaking again.

“Okay!” Lafayette clapped his hands together. “I have a surprise. All of us have been feeling down lately because of… our whole situation, and I thought we should finally face this problem head-on. Today we are going to see Y/N.”

“What? You’re joking, right?” John said in disbelief. “Why would she ev-”

“Shh. Let me explain, do any of you know what day it is?”

“The twenty-fifth.” Alexander said raising a brow, he looked at the other two confused.

“And?”

“It’s Wednesday.”


“Oh mon Dieu! Comment as-tu pu oublier? C'est l'anniversaire de Y/N.”

“Birthday?”

“Yes, Alexander it’s her birthday. Did I stutter?” The other two giggled at this statement.

“No, it’s just that this is happening so soon. I was so busy I didn’t even realize that it was today.”

“Well I did. While you were all moping around I took some… euhh what’s the word…”

“Initiative?” John suggested.

“Yes! Thank you, love! Anyway, I took some initiative and made some arrangements with the Schuylers. Today we are going to see Y/N.”

“Laf, darlin’.” John’s accent was coming through a bit as he spoke. “This is great and all. But even if we do see Y/N, how do you know that she’d talk to us? Or spend time with us? So far, she’s made it pretty clear that she doesn’t want to be associated with us.”

“Don’t even worry. I have it all figured out, she won’t even be able to say no.”



“No! Peggy I’m not going with you!” You slapped a pillow on your face, you just wanted to be alone today.

“C’mon Y/N, we have a huge surprise for you today! And don’t act like you didn’t know we were coming, we told you that we were going to celebrate your birthday.” You pulled the pillow down from your face.

“Yeah celebrate. Not wake me up at 8 a.m. like a bunch of crazy people! How did you guys even get into my apartment?”

“I have my skills.” Angelica smirked, you could tell that she was the one who picked the lock.

“Well, I could call the cops on you guys if I wanted to. You know that right?” You glared at Angelica and she noticed how puffy your eyes were.

“Were you crying Y/N?”

“No… I’m just tired.” You let your hair fall past your face, she could tell that you were lying. But she didn’t say anything further than that, seeing how the question made you uncomfortable.

“Well your tired ass won’t get us anywhere today.” Angelica said changing the subject. “Now get up and put something nice on.”

“Fine.” You stumbled out of bed and walked over to your dresser. Right now, you wished that you had gotten more sleep last night because you felt like you were going to fall over. You were about to change, then you saw that Angelica and Peggy were still in your room. “Uhh, ya’ mind?”

“No, not at all actually.” Angelica teased.

“I’m trying to change here. I never thought the day would come when I no longer have privacy in my own home.” You pointed at the door and they left to join Eliza who was in the other room cooking. Wow, they even took over your kitchen.

Though, you decided to not pay much attention to it. For now. You looked through your drawer finding an oversized white sweater and some pants. During your search for clothes you came across Alexander’s shirt, the one he let you borrow. You haven’t seen it since you left and you stuffed it in the bottom of your drawer after using it. You meant to return it but it was too late to do that now.

Not wanting to dwell on that subject, you walked into the other room and found the other three setting up the table.

“So what’s the big surprise?” You were curious to know.

“Well it wouldn’t be a surprise if we told you what it was.” Eliza scolded, handing you a plate of food. “Now eat.”



John was sitting in the backseat of the car, moving his foot up and down. He was feeling a bit uneasy about meeting you again, it’s been months and now he’s going to finally see you again.

“John, honey are you okay?”

“Uhh… yeah.”

“What’s bothering you John? I can tell that you are nervous.” Alexander gave his boyfriend a reassuring smile.

“I just don’t know about this whole… this whole situation seems off.”

“How so?”

“I keep thinking about Y/N, is this the best thing to do right now? What if she’s not happy to see us? I just don’t want today to be a bad experience.” He looked down at his hands, lacing his fingers together. Alexander stretched his arm across John’s shoulders and placed a kiss on his head.

“It will be just fine.”

“Yeah… I guess, maybe I’m just overreacting.” His feet began to tap more rapidly.

“No, you have good reason to be nervous. We haven’t seen Y/N in a long time and we didn’t exactly leave on good terms. I was worried also because she has been the only thing on mind… the only thing that has… see now I’m nervous.” Alexander laughed anxiously.

“We all are.” Hercules said from the passenger’s seat after overhearing Alexander’s and John’s conversation.

“Yes. This is quite nerve-wracking don’t you think, mes amours?” Lafayette was gripping the steering wheel tightly. “But this is for the best.”

The car came to a stop when they arrived at their destination. By this time it was the afternoon and central park looked beautiful in late October. The trees had all changed color and the brisk  wind made their leaves sway as the light shined through them. John took in the scenery, breathing in the cool air. He was beginning to feel better about seeing you again and thought about how you loved this place so much.

“Laf you really thought this out, didn’t you?” He asked as he viewed the lake in front of him.

“Yes, I did.” Lafayette came over to John’s side giving him an affectionate kiss, making the other freckled man blush. “I told you she couldn’t say no.” He said jokingly.

“So what do we do now?”

“We wait.”



The Schuylers had a whole day planned for you. You felt a bit overwhelmed by their excitement toward the whole event, it was only your birthday. You didn’t really need to celebrate it this year but you went along with their plan mostly because of the fact that they were so enthusiastic. You were sitting in the car as Eliza explained the “grand scheme”.

“Today we are going on a scavenger hunt in the park!”

“We?”

“Well, not us. You.”

“That’s what I thought.” You could tell that she was irritated by your snarky remark.

“Anyway you will be doing the scavenger hunt in the park and we will be watching. Now here’s your first clue. We will start off small so you can get the hang of this whole thing.” She handed you a slip of paper with the words- hot dog stand.

“Liza, this isn’t even a clue.”

“Don’t question my methods! When you see one text us a picture of the stand and we will give you the next clue. Now go have fun!”

You stepped out of the car looking around and seeing kids play and talk about what they would be for Halloween, since that was coming soon. You weren’t too worried about doing this challenge quickly, considering how easy it was to find a hot dog stand in New York City. It took you only a few minutes before there was one in your sights. You walked up to the counter and took a picture.

Y/N: found one

Leggy: good now here’s ur next clue:

Go to the place where a single coin can make your dreams come true. :)

Y/N: cool you guys are being poetic now

Leggy: ;P why not?

You knew exactly what she was talking about, the old fountain in the center of the park. It was a place that you loved to go to, though you haven’t gone for so long. Most of your time your time was spent at home these days… if you weren’t trying to distract yourself with a new person. You walked up to the fountain and you decided stay for a minute and look around. You never took the chance to take in everything and today was a nice day to be out. You found the coins that were inside and thought about all of the times you came here to just think. Eventually you texted the Schuylers and the sent you the next clue. This time you were looking for a mime. And it was nice because you were called out by the mime and they asked you to dance, well not ask…

This game continued for about an hour or two and it was starting to get dark. You have finished finding your final object, which was a street lamp. It was sort of hard to guess because the clues progressively got more difficult. You were about to take a picture before Angelica, Eliza, and Peggy had found you.

“You don’t have to take a picture this time.” You heard Angelica say and in the process she scared the crap out of you. You yelped and all three of them giggled.

“You guys can’t be sneaking up on someone like that!”

“Sorry Y/N. We only came to lead you to your final destination.”

“Am I finally going to see my surprise?”

She didn’t answer your question. “Come on let’s go.”

They lead you down the path in front of you leading you to the pond. The sun was setting as you continued on your stroll. It’s light made the water sparkle and it was very peaceful you thought before the other three who were with you stopped.

“Why don’t you go ahead, Y/N?” Eliza said, she gestured for you to go in front of her and her sisters.

You made your way down the path in front of you. There was a conversation going on in the distance, that was progressively got  louder as you continued. You heard some people laughing before turning the corner.

You couldn’t move from the place you stood, as soon as, you saw who was sitting on the park bench. It was Lafayette, Alexander and Hercules laughing at a joke that John had told. They heard you walking and turned in your direction, it only made you feel worse. Your stomach started to turn because of how nervous you were. Your vision began to blur and tears were rolling down your cheeks, everything was coming to you at once. “I-I’m so sorry… I should’ve never… l should’ve never left you. What I did put us in such an awful position a-and I shouldn’t have done that to you guys… y-you don’t deserve that. You don’t deserve me…” You were rambling. “… and I didn’t want to h-hurt you. I just wasn’t sure about how this would be, how there would be an us, because I never had that for myself and I always mess things up for myself-”

You felt a someone wrap their arms around you causing you to cry harder, it was Hercules, holding you close to him. “Shh, it’s okay we understand. You never messed anything up, Y/N. I love you.”

“We love you.” Alexander corrected, making you laugh.

“We were just as nervous as you to say how we felt and I’m sorry that we waited this long to tell you, mon chéri.” Lafayette lifted your chin as your eyes met his, he wiped some tears away from your face and placed a kiss on your head.

John had also came from behind you, you could feel his hair tickle the back of your neck. “You don’t have to be afraid of losing us because we will always be here, okay?” He said.

“Okay.” Your voice was only a whisper at this point and you could feel the corners of your lips rise on your face.

“Just don’t ever leave us again.”

“I promise.”



Translations:

Vous devez vous lever, mon petit lion (You must get up, my petit lion)

Monsieur (Mister)

Prendre une pause Alexandre (Take a break Alexander)


Oh mon Dieu! Comment as-tu pu oublier? C'est l'anniversaire de Y/N (Oh my goodness! How could you guys forget? It is Y/N’s birthday)

Mes amours (My loves)

Mon chéri (My darling)

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@elladatimelord @midnightokieriete (this is my first finished series??? I hope you can read it if you have time. I would love to hear your feedback!) :D

Poly Rev Squad Headcanons Because Why Not

I’m a sinner and want to find other sinners to share with. Set in modern au and can be college too

-It starts out lams and mullette and is mainly started because of Laf (Btw it’s gender fluid Laf because I Love) and Alex because they both know everyone is waaaaaay too affectionate for just couple friends

-They’re such shits listen they’d plan it all so they’re like flirting more and more with each other and Herc and John and then when they don’t take the hint and just keep going haha monogamy is great Laf and Alex just shrug and start making out in situations where they know they’d be caught by them

-Herc and John try to be mad. It goes as well as you’d expect

-(They join in because they’re weak to their partners and then there’s a very long discussion in which Alex doesn’t allow anyone to leave the room until it’s finished (Except for the brief recess where Herc went to get food cause it was getting late))

-They have a huuuuge bed with tons of pillows

-Sometimes when Alex is working too late and is falling asleep at his desk but being too stubborn to leave his work Herc will go pick him up and walk him to the bed

-Alex tries to fight but he loves being picked up by Herc and he’s seriously tired so he just complains until he’s on the bed and suddenly surrounded by his partners and absolutely blissed out

-Tbh he loves it so much when Herc carries him that if he can manage it somehow he’s in his arms

-Alex is the first to wake up, followed by Herc, then Laf, and John has to be pried out of the bed before he’ll get up

-Herc and Laf typically make everyone breakfast. They all can cook and they all have their specialties (John can bake like a pro and Alex is good at making great meals out of nothing for when they forget to drop by the store) but as a general rule breakfast is between them and then dinner is fair game

-You can bet your ass Herc has made them all their own aprons (and because I know they’d all obviously be uber lgbt+ activists they’d be in the colors of their flags with little names on them in relation to their sexuality (“Brilliant Bisexual” for Alex, “Gobstopping Gay” for John, “Perfect Pansexual” for Laf, “Buff Bi” for Herc (I fluctuate on his sexuality tbh but we could always use more bi representation so)))

-Also the first winter they were all together everyone saw up close how much the cold affected Alex since they could like hold him and stuff so Herc made him like three sets of scarves, hats, and mittens to keep him warm

-They have a little routine where Herc will pick out which color he wears that day and Alex stands at the front door while Herc, Laf, and John bundle him up and by the time he’s ready to go Alex is blushing and beaming because they kept giving him little kisses

-Alex and Laf are both scared of thunderstorms so if one comes they’ll hide under a blanket together until John or Herc comes home and joins them with hot chocolate and calms them down

-If Laf is really tired they’ll slip back into French and Herc is the only one that doesn’t understand them so John usually translates

-The first time they announced they were gender fluid Laf came out in thigh highs, heels, a skirt, a slouchy sweater, and full makeup because they were afraid that they would back out if they tried to say it instead of showing it

-All three of their brains shortcircuited instantaneously. It kind of scared Laf until John just made this like garbled attempt at words and that set off the other two so Herc just took in a deep breath and Alex started stammering until he finally blurted out “I can’t even think of something to say, you’re too beautiful” and Laf was instantly smiling again and moving to lay across their laps

-They and Alex like dressing up in lingerie if they’re bored. Alex isn’t gender fluid or anything, he just really despises gender constructs so he and Laf chill out and do each other’s makeup and stuff and it’s nice

-I always waver between artist John and doctor John so now he’s both okay

-He’s got a sketchbook filled just with drawings just of Laf, Herc, and Alex. Anytime he likes the pose they’re doing or just likes the way they look or is just looking at them and remembers how much he loves them he’ll take a picture as discreetly as possible then draw it later

-Laf was the one to stumble upon it and when they saw all the drawings of them (Herc excercising and his back muscles flexing, Alex writing with his reading glasses on and hair falling out of his messy bun, Laf laughing and each curl of their hair was so lovingly drawn it looked like it was real) they couldn’t do anything more than hug him and whisper in French how much they love him and how grateful they are to have the three of them and how talented John is

-My Alex freaks out easily whenever someone even just sneezes so John is always the only one he listens to when he gets like that since John has the medical degree

Damn this is long I’m gonna stop here. If you want more you’re welcome to come ask, I’m always up to talk about them. And I have some dirty ones but I don’t know if I’ll make a post for them

When their bf is ready to be intimate, but still feels a bit insecure (NSFW)

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Jin

 Seokjin has a soothing presence about him.  There’s just something serene about that man.  I feel like if you were super nervous about moving forward in the relationship intimately, Seokjin wouldn’t pressure you.  None of the guys would, but I feel like out of all of them he would be the most soothing.  You can’t really hide insecurity from Seokjin.  He’s the mom of the group for a reason, he’s going to look at you and know something is off.  If you explained that you ready for the next step in the relationship, but you felt insecure, he’s going to immediately reassure you there’s nothing to worry about.  Seokjin is a confident person, very confident, but don’t for a moment think he will force you or prefer you to be the same way.  I think if you had insecurities it would only make him love you more.  I mean, the whole act of sex is a very intimate and vulnerable experience.  You are literally putting your WHOLE self out there.  The way he’s going to see it, is you, despite being insecure, are still willing to give yourself to him.  Let’s be honest, he’s a sweetheart, but he has an ego, and that ego is about to be STROKED (pun very much intended).  So, in conclusion, he’s going to make it his mission to focus on one of your insecurities every time you both are intimate together and make damn sure you know that he loves everything about you, until there’s nothing left for you to doubt about yourself.  “So you said that you don’t like tummy, right?” “…right…” *suave as fuck smile* “well, then I better get to work”  

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Suga

 This one is quiet for sure, but he’s certainly vocal when he feels like it.  Being a Pisces, he knows about your insecurities, okay?  That’s just a Pisces thing.  They might not seem it at times, but they are extremely perceptive.  Yoongi isn’t any different.  Being that he’s a more introverted Pisces, this makes him hella observant.  That being said, he’s not going to push you into explaining anything until you’re absolutely ready.  He’ll be pleased knowing you wanna go further, because let’s be honest, he’s been imagining all the things he’d do to you for ages now.  The mere idea of bringing those ideas to fruition is enough to get his blood boiling.  Your insecurities, however, will spark a conversation.  Yoongi won’t want to get intimate until he’s ironed out all the details of your insecurities first.  He wants to know where they stemmed from, when they started, etc.  He wants details.  In his mind, the more he knows the better he can take care of you.  Ultimately, you’ll feel better getting all of it off your chest and Yoongi will finally be able to do what he’s always wanted.  Most think Yoongi is a rough and tumble kind of guy, but he’s, again, a Pisces!  These guys are LOVERS.  He might get rough later, but for the initial few times, his focus is on changing the way you think about yourself, because it’s important to him.  He’ll worship your body from head to toe, leaving no stretch of skin untouched.  By the time he’s done with you, you’ll wonder why you had doubts to begin with.  “I get it, you’ve been through a lot.  Don’t think about any of that right now, got it?  The only thing you need to be thinking is my name and how loudly you can scream it.”

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iamapandaa01  asked:

Sneak Peak 🙈🙌🏼😂

Sneak Peak 1:

Alex trekked up the stairs while Maggie continued to get a slight telling to from her mother and father. She felt like a teenager sneaking around and out of trouble. Opening the door to the bathroom, she let out a small shriek seeing her reflection. She covered her mouth with her hand to avoid any other noises. Her black tank top looked like a Jackson Pollock of flour, eggs, and something that smelled suspiciously of syrup. She didn’t even remember that getting brought into the fight. Her short hair was thready with large clumps of pancake mixture and egg. It dripped slowly onto her shoulders and cheeks, making gooey lines down her body. As a DEO agent, she was used to getting sprayed with all sorts of random fluids but this combination was making her especially grossed out. She took both index fingers and wiped them under her eyes, flicking the goop into the sink.

She tried to get some of the egg shell out of the top of her hair but she only managed to infuse the mess with syrup. She was so focused untangling the white flakes, that she barely registered the small brunette leaning against the door. “You look ridiculous.”

Alex glared and flicked a piece of shell at her. “You don’t look much better over there detective.” She pulled her in front of the mirror so Maggie could take in her reflection. Although there were less egg and syrup particles on her, the dark hair was basically dyed white, a result of the entire powdered sugar bag being poured on it.

“I’ve looked worse,” she deadpanned, wrapping her hands around Alex’s waist from behind. “You know,” she moved red hair to the side and kissed her neck in the only clean spot, “We could both use a shower.”

Alex rolled her eyes and elbowed her in the side. “You do not get rewarded for this disaster.” With Maggie backed away, she turned around facing the woman. “Anyways, you’re the one who said I am ‘too injured for intimacy.’” She put the last part in quotes.

“Can I take that back?” Maggie cocked her head and grabbed onto Alex’s waist, inching her shirt up. She gave Alex her most devious smile and it was starting to work.

Needing to take back control, Alex leaned in close, breathing hotly at her ear. Maggie tensed up instantly waiting for some sign of permission. “No,” she whispered shoving Maggie out of the bathroom.

Outside the door all she could hear was a muffled, “This is homophobic.”

[OTHER STUFF]

Sneak Peek 2:

Alex was happy that she finally got to wear something from the European shopping trip. The orange and pink flower print dress fell right below her knee and made her the brightest person in the room. The matching orange wedges also made her the tallest. It was haltered and modest because she needed to get all the innocence points she could with the sisters. Maggie opted for fitted navy slacks and a long sleeve blouse that billowed in the arms. It took about ten minutes for Alex to stop looking at only her. It didn’t help that the brunette pulled up just the front of her hair in a messy bun and let the rest fall at her shoulders.

Alex didn’t understand why they needed a bridal luncheon before the rehearsal dinner that night, especially since they had the bachelorette party a few days before. Maggie explained that they had a lot of aunts, cousins, and distant relatives that wanted to do something but Angie couldn’t find enough jobs. Instead, she just let them take over these activities.

“Why didn’t they just give money for the honey moon or something?” This caused Maggie to scoff and laugh. She helped Alex out of the truck and led her into the small restaurant.

“Alex, we’re Catholic. Unless there are receipts, photographs, and public acknowledgement of the deed, it didn’t actually happen.”  

“I heard that,” her mother scolded.

“What part isn’t true?” Maggie defended. She waited but her mother just shrugged. “See…even Saint Angie Mother Superior can’t argue.”

Alex stopped mid-way through the door and looked over her carefully. Maggie’s shoulders were tense, her brows furrowed and her tongue was rolling around her teeth in the way she did when she wanted to punch something. “You seem extra peeved about this particular event.”

Maggie crinkled her nose and let out a deep huff. “Do you know how many dumb games they are about to make us play?”

“A lot?”

“All of them. All of the games. We are probably going to have to make a wedding dress out of toilet paper or place bets on when they’ll have their first kid.”

Alex gave her a sympathetic smile but then added, “Suck it up buttercup,” with a light slap to her ass. 

Maggie was about to comment something back when her cousin came barreling through the hallway. “Oh my god Maggie, thank Yeezus we have a problem!”

She went into detective mode instantly and focused in asking, “What’s wrong? Is anyone hurt?”

“Everything is ruined,” she said dramatically, real tears making their way down her face.

Maggie grasped her shoulders trying to calm her down. “Waverly what in the world is wrong?”

“Kar- an Ste er sup- bu- bu- they,” Maggie looked to Alex to see if she could understand anything that was being said but she gave her a I have no clue look.

“Waverly, Im going to need you to take two deep breaths and then speak English.”

“Or French or Spanish or Russian…” Maggie looked at Alex like you’re not helping. “I’m just saying I could translate any of those. Not all people speak English.”

In the meantime, the college aged girl got herself together. “Karen and Steve were supposed to play the newlywed game with Erin but Becky just told me that Allison told her that Ashley saw Steve with Katie Donahue making out at a barbecue last week.  So of course Ashley tells Lucy who goes to Pilates with Kim who does the Wednesday morning spin class with Jackson who cuts Karen’s hair.”

“So…” Maggie really just wanted to get to the end of the story.

“So obviously Karen told Steve she wants to go to couples counseling with that guy that Elle-“

Maggie held up a hand. “Please stop the name game.” Waverly nodded wide-eyed. “What can I do for this obviously traumatic and dramatic event?”

“I need you and Alex to play in their place.” Maggie let off the loudest internal scream her body could muster. She stared at Waverly calmly waiting for the dying breaths of her inner self.  

She took one deep breath to compose herself before saying as politely as possible, “No, thank you.”

“Maggie please, you and Alex are the only other couple here. It was supposed to fill up the whole time before all the food came out. We even have a stage and lights and everything.”

“No.”

“Babe, they have a stage and lights and everything,” Alex mimed.

“No.”

Waverly grabbed onto her hand and squeezed impressively tight. “Please please please. I’ll guarantee that my mom doesn’t do anything for your wedding.” This piqued Maggie’s interest.

“Nothing at all?”

“Nothing.”

Between the brown and blue puppy eyes she was getting it was impossible to say no. “Fine but I want that agreement in writing.”

Waverly jumped excitedly and ran back down the hallway to the room to tell everyone it was still on. Maggie stopped Alex from following with a tug at her hand. “Is this still punishment for last night and this morning?”  

Alex pecked her on the cheek. “Absolutely.”

[OTHER STUFF]

They sat down in their respective seats and grabbed the whiteboard and marker provided. The rules were simple, Gabrielle would ask a question and one partner had to answer it about the other. If they got it right they got a point. Get the most points and your coupledom is secure.

“So all of these questions were submitted by all of you lovely ladies here today and I will pick one randomly to read. We will start with the Sawyers guessing first about their partner.” There were loud cheers from the crowd of about twenty-five.

Eric looked about as comfortable as Maggie in a high seated chair above a bunch of women they knew their whole lives. On the other hand, Alex and Erin looked absolutely giddy about the game. Before everything got started, Maggie leaned into Alex’s space. “If you don’t know the answer we’ll just use morse code on our thighs.”

“That’s cheating!”

“Do you want the straights™ to win?”

“Ugh, fine…but at least try.”

They separated again at the insistence of the host. She dramatically snatched a piece of paper out and waved it to the crowd. “First question, what is your partner’s favorite position in bed?” There were hoots and hollers from even the prudish of ladies in the crowds.

Maggie instantly stood up and started for the stairs. “We aren’t doing this.”  

“Oh come on Mags, it’s just a game!” Erin pouted her lip and ushered her back over.

They all looked to the agent who had actually started to flush a little bit. “Alex if you aren’t comfortable we will of course stop.”

“I’m sorry guys but I can’t answer that question.”

“See,” Maggie held out a hand. “Y’all always take it too far.”

Alex stood up, interrupting what Maggie was going to say next. “It isn’t because I’m uncomfortable.” There was a sudden hush over the room. “I’m not answering it because my favorite position doesn’t involve a bed.” She turned her board around and scrawled on it was The Wall.

Maggie’s jaw literally dropped and her mouth went dry. While everyone else was cheering her answer, Alex gave Maggie a simple shrug and a wink. With reluctance, Maggie made her way back over to her chair and plopped down. She moved closer, whispering in Alex’s ear. “The wall, really?”

“When I’m not ‘too injured for intimacy’, I’ll show you.”

Maggie licked her lip, dying internally. “I’m not going to live that down.”

“Not today.” Alex pushed at her arm, so they could start the next round.

anonymous asked:

i love your blog and we share pretty much all of the same fandoms, so i was wondering if you had any fic recs? for skam, the raven cycle, all for the game, black sails, the 100, shades of magic, harry potter, percy jackson, captive prince and shadowhunters, thank you.

oh my god, thank you??? you’re so lovely and polite, anon. i have TONS of fic recs for all of the above (except shades of magic and shadowhunters…i have one for both) so i like, apologise for the amount of fics you’re going to receive. you could check out my fic rec tag instead…there’s a lot in this list. i’m incapable of choosing between things, but i tried to narrow it down? i’m sure there are plenty of more amazing fics, but these are my absolute favourites. (IT’S A LOT.)

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wizardesslover  asked:

lords reaction in love traingle- how they express their jealousyyy specially lord kojuro

Hmmm hmmm hmmm, fun deliciousssss. Fufufufufu, let’s do this! I think their reaction would differ and largely depends on who their love rival is. So these are just a generalization. That said, a lot of these are based on canon in the game:

Nobunaga will whisk you away if he could afford the time, bringing you with him in one of his seemingly random adventurous trips, to get you away from Mitsuhide (or Hideyoshi, or Inuchiyo). He’ll be an absolute spoiled brat on the way, always demanding to be fed with dessert and such. At night he’ll spoil you senseless, coaxing moans and screams that could be heard by the whole castle and deliberately leaving kiss marks and other telltale of what goes down between the sheets in some very, very obvious places. Then smugly smirks all day long and will absolutely brag about it to anyone who would care to listen. 

Mitsuhide will bottle it up. Since his love rival is most likely be Nobunaga. At one event, after drinking, he confesses to you how much this jealousy torments him since he feels that no matter how good or perfect he is, Nobu is always more charismatic, exciting and a step ahead of him in warfare (this is canon). This will translate into him being an absolute beast in bed (yay?) and ahem, the Honnouji incident, of course… we all know how that will go down. With other love rivals, like Kenshin for instance, in one of the event stories, he’ll be icily diplomatic but firm in establishing you as his (even when you are still known as Yahiko).

Yukimura will outright say that he is jealous. But it will take some time (because pure child is rather dense in that department) for him to actually realize that this thing that’s been bothering him inside whenever he sees Saizo or Shingen tease you, is indeed jealousy. Unless it hit him square in the face, like what happened in the current event, when he saw you fell on Kikujiro. He’ll drag you into a corner and kiss you breathless. Jealousy has a good side effect on him, it completely dissolves his timidity and tendency to nosebleed, making him bolder and more physical. So much win!

Saizo will never say anything. He’ll have the most epic internal battle with the green-eyed monster but he will never show it outright. He’ll just look like dead fish on the outside. He cherishes your feelings for him and is selfish enough to covet it but at the same time, He knows that you would have an easier life if you just fall for Yukimura instead, (or any other regular samurai really) thank god that cinnamon roll is dense. He’ll accept fewer jobs that would take him away from you though, if he can afford to do so. If he couldn’t he’ll assign Hanzo or a murder of crows to shadow you. 

Masamune will react to his jealousy before he actually realizes that he is jealous. Like offering to take Kojuro’s place to teach you swordplay because he doesn’t like the way he puts his arms around you, or kick Shigezane out of his study when he brings that illustrated dirty porn love guide to show you. Then he’ll make plans to spend some time just with you, either with a trip or a whole day experimenting in the kitchen. You will realize that he is jealous, but the word jealous will not cross his mind but he will instead, ask you to stay with him and spend your time with him and him only. 

Kojuro will be absolutely aware that he is jealous and is a little bit mortified to feel such petty feelings (he’s older, he should know better!). If his love rival is Masamune, he’ll be absolutely crushed too - there’s that guilty feeling, and his loyalty will compel him to give you up for Masamune, especially when it is so rare for his kuudere lord to be taken up to a woman ( I wrote a Kojuro jealousy fic, it’s currently on hold though). He will discuss his feelings with you, and make it clear that you have choices and that he will respect it. You will have to convince him that he is the one and only for you, upon which he will carry you home to his messy bedroom and body worship you for three days straight. In a more kinky headcanon, I think Kojuro will be open to a threesome polyamory relationship with Masamune ;) May I recommend a filthy hot porn excellent smut fic of this? Read Twice as Nice by the uber-talented @midorikaze

Inuchiyo will have a hard time to contain his jealousy, ooohhh boy. We know how he could be when he’s drunk and jealous. On a lighter note, he’ll switch his detective mode on and find out everything about his love rival and then judge for himself if this person is worthy of being your love interest and his love rival. He does this with Saizo in one of the story events, in Tenka, he challenges Yukimura to a riverside spar, also, remember when punched a hole in the wall to Hideyoshi’s room so he can watch over you? Other times he will get drunk (like when Mitsuhide presents himself to our mum) Puppy can turn into a beast, yes, but puppy also wants you to be happy. You just have to tell Puppy that he is #1 and he’ll be the happiest overgrown puppy in the universe. 

Hideyoshi will be extra, extra, extra nice and attentive, or extra, extra, extra mischievous, showering you with gifts and or pranks, to the point that you realize something is not quite right. When you insists on questioning him, he will eventually confess that he is indeed jealous, but he feels like he doesn’t have the right to ask you not to pay attention to other guys, which of course will compel you to do just that. 

Ieyasu will hide his jealousy with more barbed words, sarcasm and snarks, and it will feel like an interrogation. He’ll fish for answers and reactions like asking you “Toramatsu is cute, isn’t he?” or to Toramatsu “Would you like to bed her?” which will be absolutely terrifying (this is kinda canon, though, he did fish for Toramatsu’s feelings for you). But they’ll be just words. Ieyasu tries not to dwell on it beyond words because he realizes that it’s petty and he has no time to deal with it. He’ll monopolize your time though, ordering you to do menial works in his study like grinding herbs or mending his old clothes, just to spend some more time with you and keep you away from other potential suitors. When he’s comfortable, he’ll let it slip that he’s jealous and proceed to fall asleep on your lap. Hahaha, there will be a jealous Ieyasu somewhere in the future chapters of my Ieyasu fic, find the first chapters here and here.    

Mitsunari will recognize that he is jealous and will absolutely hate himself for feeling that way, like why does this girl cause so much unnecessary feels inside? It’s bad enough that Hideyoshi does this to him in a semi-regular basis. Since he can’t deal with it, he’ll be extra roasty and horrible to the point where he makes you cry. Upon which he’ll feel even more miserable. The he’ll either do something nice and apologize or he’ll switch to Saki, and Saki can do something nice and apologize and explain that Mitsuntsun is a jealous jealous jealous tsundere.   

Shingen is old mature enough to find it funny that he should feel jealous at all. But the fact that he feels it at all tells him that his feelings for you is deeper than he realizes. He’s confident enough that his sexual prowess skill as a lover is enough for you but at some point he’ll talk to you about it and ask you if you change your mind and want someone younger. I get the feeling that if he finds his woman’s thought stray, he’ll blame himself because that means he didn’t do a good job of being her man. He did this in one of Tenka’s event where he invited Kojuro to stay in Kai and he expressed his interest in you. But of course you’ll stick with him, and after confirming that he’ll take you to his room and make sure you couldn’t walk straight the next day. 

Kenshin - jealousy, what jealousy? He would probably only be jelly if you’re having trysts with other guys without inviting him - life is too short. He trusts your standard and taste and doesn’t mind sharing. The more the merrier, right? But at the end of the night, he wants you to come home with him and share your sleep only with him.