hello again hp anon here! I don't know if I'm asking too much because this is harry potter related again (you can go ahead and ignore/delete this if it is). If not, I got another writing prompt for you guys if y'all are interested: hp!au yule ball headcanons with akaashi, kuroo, matsukawa, oikawa, and terushima. thank you~ :)
Why did I say two requests before I could order dinner? I want my Chinese, plus delivery takes an hour, which I was planning on writing in. Ugh.
Anyway, I think you can tell I’m in the hp mood right now. Hmmm…I’m not going to specify houses, since I don’t think it’s too important. Fun fact: this took me two pages in word to write.
- I think we
can easily say Akaashi Keiji is the prettiest person ever
- He asked you to the ball
when you two are studying in the library. You were pouring over Arithmancy
notes and he bluntly says, “Want to go to the Yule Ball with me?” You obviously
said yes because, well, Akaashi Keiji.
- He dresses in a simple
dressing gowns, looking much like a tux. He’s turning heads as he walks by
(both female and male), but when he meets up with you, he claims you are the best-looking thing he’s ever
- If it were up to him, he’d
stay at the side the whole night not dancing, but he recognizes that you’d like
to dance and compromises to make you happy—you’d avoid dancing in the center
and stay to the outside edges.
- He’s the kind of person
who will gladly hold your heels for you while you run to the restroom so you
don’t have to hobble there. Honestly, the most courteous boy in the entire
- Kisses you during the
last slow dance. However, he asks first so not to make you uncomfortable, which
causes you to be uncomfortable.
- Overall: 11/10 Would go
to the ball again.
- Asks you out by
attaching a howler to his cat’s collar. You don’t notice the note—just the cat—until
it goes off in breakfast “_____ YOU’LL
GET A HOWLER EVERYDAY UNTIL YOU AGREE TO GO TO THE YULE BALL WITH KUROO!”
He gets a detention and a date to the ball.
- Despite his overwhelming
enthusiasm about the ball, he doesn’t realize he actually needed dress robes
(lord, help this boy) until the day before. He was just planning on wearing his
school uniform but gets stuck with Bokuto’s extra robe that was too small. Yet,
this robe was too big width-wise, but too small length-wise. He looked like a
- He tried for three hours
to do something with his hair, and failed. When he tells you this with a sad
look, you immediately take out the clips on one side of your head so you match.
- At some point in his
life, someone must have told Kuroo he could dance well. At that same moment in
his life, he was lied to. Keep stepping on your feet and swinging you into
people. But you have so much fun that you simply don’t care.
- Tries to convince you to
make-out behind a pillar. It doesn’t take much convincing and your lips are
swollen by the end of the night.
- Overall: 10/10 Would go
to ball again, but avoid dancing, make out more.
Mastsukawa: (i can’t write this boi seriously. He’s just a meme to me)
- “Oh shit, waddup, _____,
it would meme the world to me, if you would come with dis boi to the Yule Ball.”
How could you refuse that?
- Wears a pink plaid dress
robe with a striped undershirt and somehow, it’s the most attractive thing you’ve
ever seen a person wear. His reasoning? Maybe he can become a school-wide meme
if he wore it, as if he wasn’t one already.
- Not only does he shove
his face with food, but he doesn’t care that you also shove your face with food the whole night.
- Dances like he’s in a
mosh-pit during the slow songs; dances like it’s a slow song during more upbeat
music. Miraculously, you are not embarrassed one bit when you join him. Maybe
you can be a meme, too.
- Asks you to be the
window to his wall, to be the sweat that drips down his balls. (Asks you to be
his s/o). After you’re finished laughing, you agree to be the “tionary” to his “dick”
- Overall: 420/69 would
meme with him again.
- You kind of expect that
the reason he asked you to the ball over anyone else because you never hung all
over him like all the others. Yeah, he’s cute, but not that cute.
- He wears one of the
nicest dress robes you’ve ever seen, and you admit that he looks good. It’s actually worth all the death
glares you’ve been receiving by hopeful girls wishing he’d had asked her.
- He’s a very attentive
date and you get to see his true self, which is really nice. He’s not as suave
as he makes himself out to be, but really a dork who is always whining after
his Iwa-chan. Something about seeing him in this light is refreshing and you
want to get to know him more.
- You actually tell him
that, expecting him just to brush you off as another fangirl, but he blushes a
bit and suggests maybe you go to Hogsmeade together on the next trip out there.
You agree and he blushes even more.
- A very nice dancer,
indeed. Perfect mixture between rhythm and steps. Leads you well and never
steps on your foot.
- Overall: 10/10 Hogsmeade
is too far away
- When the resident
bad-boy asked you to the ball, you said yes. You felt like he would show a good
time, and if you got detention, then so what.
- Doesn’t wear dress
robes, tells you to get to fancy. He wears ripped jeans and a muscle shirt and
you wear a short “club” dress. You’re only able to get in the ball because he
bribed Nishinoya with chocolate to distract the professors.
- Crowd surfs once when a
punk song is playing. One of the professors notice and almost catches him
before he slips further into the crowd with you, other students hiding you and
pointing the prof in the wrong direction.
- Shows you what it’s like
to kiss someone with a tongue ring. It’s interesting, and you tell him you’re
going to need to collect more data points to form an accurate conclusion. He
- When you finally get caught
and kicked out of the ball, and given a week’s worth of detention, you two
scurry to the kitchen to get a late-night snack, then make your way to the observatory
to talk about the meaning of life.
- Overall: 10/10 You’d break all the school rules again.