also i'd like to marry this man

anonymous asked:

So in the tags of the Rhode island pic you reblogged you said a new nurseydex fic is coming 👀👀👀👀 what can you tell us about that and are there already chapters up or is it a singular chaptered fic like I'm so sorry but I'm also so thirsty 👅 for nurseydex feels man I'd literally cry over a crack fic in bullet point format so pls spill the secrets sweet sweet human 💕👌

omg sorry to disappoint BUT I already published the fic where Nursey and Dex go to Beaver Tail last summer! It’s called Love Is (Him) and it features some stereotypical poem writing, a terrible poem i wrote myself, and Dex’s grandma!

i also probably won’t have anything new for a little while, since I’m getting married in like a month and a half so my ability to focus is like nonexistent (unless i get really inspired or something idk)

BUT HERE ARE THE FICS I WILL ONE DAY WRITE/FINISH

  • more Castle AU?? like, there needs to be a prequel to what I wrote already about Dex and Nursey meeting for the first time, and all the back story, PLUS they need to eventually get together??? and there’s also some Holsom and Charmer side story lines I need to pursue there as well??????
  • i have plans for this fic where Nursey is a well known writer who’s car breaks down in backwoods Massachusetts AND his phone dies at the same time. 
    • along comes Dex in his jacked up truck, proceeds to be appalled that Nursey has never changed the oil in his fancy foreign car, and calls his cousin who owns the only tow shop/mechanic shop/equipment repair shop in a twenty mile radius
    • Nursey is… annoyed that he is even SLIGHTLY attracted to this god damn ginger redneck with a farmer’s tan and a giant truck that’s probably compensating for something
    • it’s going to take Dex’s cousin (Darryl? I feel like his name should be darryl lmao) like a few days to get the Fancy Parts for Nursey’s car, and another one of Dex’s family members (they are like ½ of the towns population) invited Nursey to stay with Dex on the family farm (because there’s no hotel in this town, obviously)
    • now we get to see Derek Nurse helping with farm chores, making friends with tiny roosters, and probably stepping in various kinds of manure
    • Poindexter gets to learn about you know, LIFE outside of the town he’s never left, and maybe probably definitely falls in love with his favorite author (though he will never admit that he’s read all of Nursey’s books, and he probably frantically hid them under his bed before letting Nursey enter his house)
    • Nursey ends up staying on the farm for much longer than necessary, because he’s ~inspired~ for that new book he promised his editor
    • But of course eventually he leaves and there’s ANgst and SHIT
    • And then they live happily ever after
  • The Bet from Sienfield AU - basically four friends make a bet about who can abstain from masturbating the longest, each of them putting in $100 (except elaine had to put in $150 bc she’s a woman, which, wtf honestly). ANYWAYS Chowder + Farmer + Dex + Nursey do this, and part of the terms of the bet are that you can’t get yourself off. Which means that Dex + Nursey make Chowder and Farmer put double in the pot, because they’re dating and that’s not fair. But like… do you see where this is going for D/N… do… you… see…..
Frozen Sentence Meme
  • "The sky is awake, so I'm awake."
  • "And I like warm hugs."
  • "Cuties. I'm going to keep you."
  • "Born with the powers or cursed?"
  • "The heart is not so easily changed, but the head can be persuaded."
  • "Your power will only grow. There is beauty in it...but also great danger."
  • "Fear will be your enemy."
  • "It's Coronation Day!"
  • "Me sore eyes can't wait to see the queen and the princess."
  • "This is awkward. Not 'you're awkward' but just because we're...I'm awkward, you're gorgeous...wait, what?"
  • "I'd like to formally apologize for hitting the princess with my horse."
  • "You look beautiful-ler. I mean, not 'fuller'. But more beautiful."
  • "So...this is what a party looks like?"
  • "As your closest partner in trade, it seems only fitting that I offer you your first dance as queen."
  • "If you swoon, let me know. I'll catch you."
  • "You can't marry a man you just met."
  • "What do you know about true love?"
  • "The party is over. Close the gates."
  • "I can't live like this anymore!"
  • "Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out? What are you so afraid of?"
  • "The queen has cursed this land! She must be stopped!"
  • "She's my sister. She would never hurt me."
  • "Snow. It had to be snow."
  • "Yoo-hoo! Big summer blowout!"
  • "You got engaged to someone you just met that day?"
  • "Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?"
  • "Foot size doesn't matter."
  • "Excuse me, sir. He is a prince."
  • "You have friends who are love experts? I'm not buying it."
  • "It's true love!"
  • "I never knew winter could be beautiful."
  • "I don't know why but I've always loved the idea of summer."
  • "Has it dawned on you that your princess may be conspiring with a wicked sorceress to destroy us all?"
  • "Oh. Look at that. I've been impaled!"
  • "Not sure if this is gonna solve the problem but I found a staircase that leads exactly where you wanted to go."
  • "Its a palace made of ice!"
  • "I never knew what I was capable of."
  • "I belong here. Alone. Where I can be who I am without hurting anybody."
  • "We were so close. We can be like that again."
  • "What power do you have to stop this winter? To stop me?"
  • "I don't want to scare you. They can be a little inappropriate and loud. Very loud."
  • "Because I love you, I insist you run."
  • "There is strange magic here."
  • "There is ice in your heart put there by your sister. If not removed, to solid ice will you freeze, forever."
  • "Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart."
  • "Don't be the monster they fear you are."
  • "Oh, if only there was someone out there who loved you."
  • "I knew I would have to marry into the throne somewhere."
  • "At least we got to say our marriage vows before she died in my arms."
  • "I was wrong about him. It wasn't true love."
  • "Some people are worth melting for."
  • "Your sister is dead. Because of you."
  • "You sacrificed yourself for me?"
  • "Hands down this is the best day of my life. And quite possibly the last."
  • "The only frozen heart around here is yours."
  • "I could kiss you! I could! I mean, I'd like to."

me while thinking about newtina

Originally posted by artlstheweapon

Shane’s sleep schuedule

So out of curiosity I decided to go to Marnie’s house and stay there till late at night to see what time Shane gets home at from the Salon.

He got home at 12:30AM!

That’s like the latest time i’ve seen any of the characters go back into their house at. Our poor baby boy goes to bed at nearly 1am and has to wake up for work at (i’m assuming) 7/8am D:

Side Note; He has a book on raising chickens in his room as well as a chicken photograph on the wall. TELL ME HE ISN’T DESTINED TO LIVE WITH US ON THE FARM.