also i was seeing ppl talk about his hair so i made this

anonymous asked:

wait tell me in what way is the 5sos fandom sexist

Okay so I’m gonna preface this with clarifying that I am in no way asserting that everyone in this fandom is sexist. The point of me bringing this up and trying to open a discussion about this is so that an acknowledgement of the worrying portion of the fandom that is sexist can be made.

The biggest problem, in my opinion, is how, in general, the 5sos fam treats the girls that 5sos see. Regardless of your personal opinion on these girls, the things that this fandom says about the girls they date are disgusting.

Before we even know anything about the girls, people immediately jump to the conclusion that the girl is dating them for the money, that they’re manipulating the guys, or that their only worth is their relationship with the boys. It feeds in from the ancient archetype of the Evil Woman™ who only cares about vanity and who only has her best interests in mind.

People act as if these girls have no lives outside of destroying the lives of the boys. As if they have no personal lives of their own, like their relationship is literally all that defines them. That. Is. Not Okay. Girls who see people perpetuating these ideas are then led to believe that who they date or have dated in the past are their only defining factors.

Of course, I realize that it’s hard to avoid this since it makes sense that we’d only talk about the girls in context of the boys, but some of the posts that I’ve read that are dedicated to tearing the girls down will make them out to be self-obsessed monsters who truly don’t have anything going for them outside of their relationships. Most, if not all, of us don’t know jack shit about these girls’ personal lives. We have no place to be making such presumptions.

The part of the fandom that actively hate their girlfriends also make it seem like the boys are helpless kids who are the victims 110% of the time. I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it again: 5sos are anything but perfect. They’ve made so many shitty decisions in the past, but most of us recognize that that’s okay (to a certain extent). We realized that their shitty decisions aren’t the only things that define them and we know that we ourselves have done or said equally shitty things before as well. So, acknowledging these things, we move on from their “””problematic””” histories and move on.

But then?? If one of the girls did something on May 22nd, 2011, at 8:02:35 am, you best believe people in this fandom will be pulling up those receipts non-fucking-stop. It’s ridiculous. Like I said, you may have your own personal opinions on these girls, and that’s completely fine, but the notion that the girls must be perfect angels almost every moment of every day while ignoring the fact that the boys are anything but is ultimately and undeniably sexist.

Even just the idea that the boys are helpless and clueless idiots who can’t possibly survive unless we, their 170 IQ, 4.7 GPA holding fans, educate them by “””exposing””” what their gfs have done is sexist to the boys as well!! They’re full grown adults. People in this fandom act as if they’re  children who don’t have the brain capacity to decide on their own whether who they’re dating is good for them or not.

And this sexism isn’t new either. Even before any of the boys began officially dating girls, the “groupie drama” of yesteryear was just as ugly. I’m not gonna get into whether any of it was true or not (because frankly who cares), but even if hypothetically they did have “groupies”: 1) The term itself is gross. It reduces the girls down to nothing but casual fucks to not care about later and 2) The girls would always be the ones getting called sluts or other similar, shitty names, despite the fact that, surprise surprise!! Sex involves at least two parties!! Anything that the girls were being blamed for should have, at the very least, been directed to the guys as well. (Not that any hate like that should ever be directed to anyone ever, for the record.)

The sexism was high key years ago, and it’s just as bad today. Even just searching Crystal’s name on Twitter/Tumblr/Insta will get you to posts of people hating on Crystal for dying her hair blonde,,, as if Michael - her boyfriend!!! - hasn’t dyed his hair a million times before.

And if anyone reading this is still not convinced, I urge you to imagine if any of the boys were dating a guy instead, and then try to tell me if the guy would get even a fraction of the hate these girls get. (Of course, that’s also a product of the regressive fetishization of homosexuality among fandoms in general, but that’s another rant for another day.)

Everyone definitely has differing opinions on these girls that they’re dating or have seen in the past, and I’m sure those opinions will greatly influence your opinion on this matter. However, I think even by just looking at the drama in this fandom objectively, it is undeniable that even if all of the hate caused by the idiosyncrasies of their relationships with the boys were removed from the equation, we’d still be left with the immense amount of internalized sexism that parts of this fandom have wrongfully encouraged for years now.


happy valentine’s day mothafuckas ;)

  • i love jeon jungkook are u bitches ready
  • you first met jungkook when you heard the sound of a moving truck beep its way into the driveway next to yours 
  • now u were always a child of adventure 
  • ur parents worked a lot so it was basically u at home with ur grandparents and they were the most chill motherfuckers on the face of the planet
  • and the front door of ur house always seems to be unlocked so u were the poster boy/gal of “adventure is out there!!!”
  • cue me ugly crying that movie kills m e 
  • u loved the outdoors and being adventurous 
  • u were so tomboy and reckless it was hilarious
  • u drove every single member of ur family insane 
  • they got called into school one time to u staring at the ground in the principal’s office next to a kid with a missing tooth and bloody nose 
  • “he tried to hug me” 
  • to summarize, u loved causing trouble, but have fun in the midst! 
  • and yes, meeting new ppl!!
  • and at dinner, u would hear ur grandpops and grandma talking abt the couple moving in next door 
  • and how they have also have a 6!! year!! old!! son!!
  • and u could barely keep ur head on the pillow that night bc omg! you can’t wait to have a new friend the same age as u! 
  • so on that beautiful sunny saturday morning, at exactly 7am sharp, with ur scabby knees, bruised legs, ripped shorts, mismatched socks, run-down light up sneakers, and ur older brother’s hand-me-down power rangers sweatshirt, you marched on over to the driveway to meet your new best friend
  • and u see a middle aged man and a beautiful woman trying to carry in a couple boxes together and u guessed those were the parents 
  • and as u were marvelling at how pretty they were, “man, if they look that good, how good does their son loo–”
  • u have no idea what came over u but u almost tripped over the tall weeds trying to get into the truck and find the source of the voice 
  • you went straight to the yellow, flower-y sofa resting in the middle of the truck, with little boy limbs sticking out from under the cushions
  • u ran up and ripped them away and low and behold, u laid ur eyes on the most beautiful 6 year old there ever was 
  • and from then on, ur heart decided to plant its FUCKING BOTTOM with jungkook forever
  • from the first day he met u he literally believed u were the weirdest person he’s ever met 
  • but without a doubt, you became childhood friends 
  • like best friends
  • u saw him naked for the first time when u were 8 and just bursted into his shower at like 8am in the morning 
  • “omg it’s so smALL?”
  • he didn’t speak to you for two weeks after that 
  • your grandparents would always have him over for dinner 
  • you guys played make believe together and took naps in ur power ranger blanket together 
  • but it’s also a lot of bullying 
  • taking turns making ugly faces, whoever laughs first has to go and tell ur grandma they pooped their pants and needs help changing it 
  • “accidentally” slapping each other SUPER hard in the face
  • “you had a fly on ur cheek sorry!! couldn’t help it!!”
  • literally the purest and most innocent friendship ever ever ever 
  • everyday in first grade, when you had reading time, he would be in the seat behind you and fold a tiny little paper plane with a sticky note and throw it at you 
  • would keep folding them and throwing it at you until you noticed and turned around and yelled at him and got in trouble by your student teacher 
  • “i hate u jeon jungkook” 
  • you didn’t really
  • but it wasn’t until the third or fourth time he kept doing it that you realized there was a message on each of them 
  • and they weren’t really anything cute
  • they were just like 
  • “hey notice me”
  • “your hair looks greasy from the back” 
  • “what book are you reading”
  • “don’t ignore me”
  • “am i being annoying?”
  • “yea? good.”
  • but your favourite was
  • “i’m glad you’re in my class” 
  • because he would rarely ever show affection to you because your relationship was made up a lot of the “we don’t need to say anything to know it”, meaning you never needed to straight out express your gratitude to each other for the other to know that you’re appreciated 
  • main point is you grew up together 
  • however, after like the fourth grade
  • you both somehow decided that you were too cool for each other despite the fact that your crush on him was still there 
  • there was something so mesmerizing about the fact that 
  • he never truly ever demeaned you as a person??? like yes he was a tease and you guys always did those things to each other
  • but for a kid, he was always somewhat of a gentleman and would never make fun of you to deliberately hurt your feelings 
  • unfortunately doe, in middle school, your group of friends completely changed
  • and although you guys sort of had the same status in school of being popular but very, very laidback, and your groups of friends acquainted with one another, your interactions would be saying hi, making small talk when you were with a handful of other people and smiling at each other as you pass by the halls 
  • back then, you would walk home together every single day and spend time doing homework in the bedroom of one of you two 
  • but as the grades went on and the workload increased, you found music and student council and volleyball whereas he found track and basketball and dance
  • his family went through troubles and he found it difficult to talk to people at times 
  • and you were so busy with finding a job and saving up for post-secondary that you spent after school with your clubs or in the library studying
  • timing and interests for you guys were extremely unparalleled and eventually, things just grew apart before high school began 
  • and oh dear
  • high school
  • periods? check. acne? check. hormones? check. grOWTH SPURTS? check.
  • now, reader, entering high school, you only had one rule: forget. about. jeon. jungkook.
  • and it wasn’t like he was being a dick or anything to you, you just didn’t find any way that you guys would work out anymore
  • despite being best friends and literally showering together when you were 7 and your parents are best friends, you just never ever have proper conversations anymore, and things just naturally got awkward
  • and also life lesson for u guys omg so philosophical what it wasn’t anyone’s fault, you guys just happened to no longer have the same interests or the time to notice each other anymore - people drift apart. it happens. 
  • and you were so okay with coming to terms with that 
  • until
  • “oh my gosh is that jeon jungkook?”
  • “he… grew muscles?”
  • “giRL HIS HAIR”
  • “puberty hit him like a freight train???”
  • the morning of sophomore year, after a whole first year of properly avoiding him and being absolutely sure that he wasn’t going to get hot (jungkook is juST A LATE BLOOMER OK LEAVE HIM ALONE), you turned your head to the front doors and felt the wind get knocked out of you 
  • bc walking in with his friends, with the school uniform seemingly perfectly snug and hugging every one of his curves
  • was jungkook
  • and for some reason
  • yes he looked more mature and yes he got fucking MANLIER
  • but you were instantly reminded of something that clicked in you when you saw that 6 year old boy stuck in the sofa on the very first day he moved in next to you
  • was it that innocence? was it the charm? was it the hair-swept-away-from-face thing? you diDN’T KNOW 
  • but girl you were gone again 
  • and listen 
  • you dated people in freshman year and guys liked you, but you were never the type to chase or to fawn
  • you were just different from other girls like you would much rather be the type to be the one playing ball than the one in a miniskirt cheering on the team on the sidelines
  • that’s just who you are, heck you fucking punched a dude that wanted to hug you and say thank you, broke his nose and chipped his tooth like kk y/n
  • it was just difficult for you to grasp feelings, truly, but for some reason, this guy has just got you so weak???
  • and for some other reason, jungkook and the reminder and memories of you guys as kids just hits you like a truck and you’re already head over heels once again
  • and you go into first period to shake off the thought of him but ofc!!! he’s!!!! in!!!! ur!!! first!! period!!! literature!!! ihml!!!
  • so you take the seat diagonally in the front of him to make sure you don’t get sidetracked in ur favourite class and drool at him the entire time
  • oNE DAY
  • you were taking notes from the board, analyzing and reviewing the literary device and short stories before delving into the actual stuff in literature when you dropped your pencil and leaned down to grab it 
  • when you saw an arm reach down first 
  • and hand it to you 
  • you looked up 
  • and you guessed it 
  • biTCH IT WAS JUNGKOOK AND he had such a warm and friendly smile 
  • and you could barely say anything 
  • because on one hand you were like oh i’m glad he still remembers who i am??? like ffs? but your other side is like oh my god oh my god oh my god 
  • so weeks go by and every single day you feel such a burning sensation at the back of ur neck like fufufufuffufufu he’s RIGHT THERE
  • and jungkook isn’t that type to be extremely boisterous and loud and obnoxious even if he’s hot shit 
  • so you weren’t worried about him bothering you whatsoever after that like that was a fluke, he was being nice, whatever, it’s done 
  • a couple weeks go by and you’re starting to feel better now, thinking you’ve got this crush thing under control
  • until
  • silent reading time 
  • you were just assigned a new book by your favourite author! and you couldn’t wait to begin the book reports on these 
  • so you dove into the world of fire-breathing dragons and mystical knights and creatures beyond reality
  • when you felt a poke on your neck
  • and you had no idea what it was? you were so engulfed in the story that you just scratched and left it, not thinking twice
  • and then you felt it again
  • it took you a second, but it hit you
  • and it hit you hard
  • you turned your head around slowly and your heart was beating so fast
  • your eyes fall on a small pink sticky note, folded into a plane, dropped on your shoulder
  • so you open it, careful to make no noise in the silent classroom
  • and on the single sticky note it read:
  • “it’s good to see you again. i’m so so glad you’re in my class.”
  • you sneak a tiny glance back at the boy behind you, your face flushing with heat and memories 
  • and from behind his book, he looks up and gives you the tiniest, warmest smile you’ve ever received 
  • you folded the paper once more and fit it in your pocket and returned to your dragons and knights and witches, all the while smiling like a fool to yourself because maybe, just maybe, you didn’t really drift apart that much at all 

hi guys!! so sorry for the late update, hope you enjoy thisssss:)

also side note: just because it’s valentine’s day (i mean i dont celebrate this) doesnt mean that you need a significant other! buy yourself some hershey’s, make some tea, snuggle up with a teddy bear and a blanket, and switch on some netflix. today is any other day, so don’t demean yourself and your experience with this day because of your status! 

alsoooo don’t wanna get a little preachy but, in this au i kind of hint at the fact that the y/n or reader is someone very tomboyish and doesn’t really seem to find herself chasing after boys. in no way am i trying to vocalize the fact that just because you’re of a certain nature, your personality towards boys reflects that. this is just a fictional work of how one might feel (presumably me lolz) when realizing feelings for someone they truly loved at one point. just because a woman who is normally tougher on the exterior has a sudden soft spot for a boy does not indicate that she’s lost sense of herself or that she succumbs to a boy. just because a woman is a certain way because of a boy that makes her feel different doesn’t mean she is any less of a woman herself. everyone is obligatory to their feelings, and how women choose to express themselves sexually or emotionally to a man they love is their own personal choice as long as they are within consent and are safe. everyone’s decisions and behaviours in love are consensual and their own - that does not demean them as a feminist in any way, shape or form. remember that. 

have fun, y’all, uSE PROTECTION, and i love u!!!

tactileintrovertedace  asked:

Alex makes Magnus some pottery but somehow Magnus's room ends up covered in clay...

Okay super duper sorry that this took so long to get out to youuu!!! Also, I hope you don’t mind but I decided to write some headcanons???? Ye…..

• Okay so Alex did something that made Magnus rlly mad

• And that has to be rlly bad bc Magnus doesn’t rlly get mad at ppl

• They aren’t talking

• The floor 19 crew is v worried

• Nobody has any idea what to do Alex decides to take her anger out on her pottery

• She angrily shapes clay and throws pots

• Bc she was so close to finally getting together with Magnus and she ruined it

• She lost his trust

• She throws another pot

• She crumples on the ground, running her hands through her green hair and getting clay pieces stuck in it but she doesn’t care

• Magnus hates her now

• So ye she kinda gets rlly sad bc he felt like a real friend and… at the same time… she wanted something more…

• She wanted to be with him

• But now it was all messed up

• Somehow, as she’s thinking this something starts to form under her hands??

• Idk what maybe a giant tree or something idk

• But when it’s finished

• Wow

• Um

• Okay

• So like she has this amazing piece and somehow she gets it in her mind that she NEEDS to give it to Magnus??? So she spends all this time painting it with glaze and making sure it’s perfect and loses a ton of sleep

• So beep bop boop eventually one day after Magnus already left for breakfast she sneaks into his room

• And she puts the thing somewhere he could see it and has a little apology note or whatever and she feels so embarrassed about it

• But the thing is she hasnt washed up since she was working with the clay

• And she tracked clay bits all offer his room and every surface she touched had a smudge

• And the area around the sculpture/tree was filthy with it considering how much she readjusted it

• But Alex doesn’t have much time to clean it up so she walks out of the room hurriedly and goes back to her own room, waiting anxiously

• Magnus sees it when he walks in and like oh my gods what is this?

• And his room has so much clay bits on it and WAIT….

• He sees the sculpture

• And it’s a magnificent thingy

• And he reads Alex’s note

• And my gods the fact that she did all this….

• Magnus.exe has stopped working

• He goes to her room

• And hugs her

• And then kinda admits maybe it wasn’t that he HATED her exactly he was just… confused…

• And ye

• Okay

Lol these probably suck but I hope you enjoy frien!!!! ❤️️💙❤️️

Master List of ML Crack Posts

As some of you may know, my memory sucks.  This list is as much for you guys as it is for me ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 

I’ll be updating this thing periodically.  I’m putting the links under a “read more” so the updates will show up in case someone wants to reblog this.  I love it when something is reblogged (especially when I can read the funny tags), but y’all are random af.  You give me a good laugh on my rough days and I love each and every one of you ^ω^

Have fun down the ML rabbit hole of crazy (after the cut)!:

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Could you tell us some Anya (or maybe Anya and Lexa) headcanons from GAF? I love Anya and their relationship.

anya is just There for ppl she’s so solid here i wrote smth for anya & carm the other day:

it’s a record of two days into first term when anya is called into the head masters office & she’s totally ready with an excuse that’s actually real this time: her haircut & uniform are totally in regulation so far & she hasn’t done anything else wrong yet so she’s in the clear, she’s sure of it. she’s doubly sure when Kane welcomes her in & offers her something to drink because he’s never generous when she’s in trouble.

“onto the hard stuff yet, kane? it’s late enough back home.”

“water or coffee?”

“coffee. can i spike it?”

“no. but speaking of, i like your hair.”

anya runs a hand over it carefully. the spikes are gelled in place & she doesn’t want to ruin her hard work. “thanks dude. don’t worry though, it’s heaps of work so im not gonna keep it up forever. lexa was just mad thrilled when she saw my hair like this and you know me, mega softie.”

“of course,” kane agrees & he hands her coffee over just the way she likes it. it’s cool because she’s been in trouble heaps but she’s also been here for lots of good reasons, enough that he remembers how she likes her coffee & that he can ask good questions about her baby sister. “is lexa excited to study here next year? we read over the suggestions she made after her visit last semester,” he pats a folder next to him, “and the subsequent emails. i think you’ll be happy with some of the changes. i am.”

“oh cool. yeah, she’s excited. is that what im here about?”

Kane legit steeples his fingers in a serious way & frowns over at her. “no. it’s nothing bad,” he tells her & anya nods. “im hesitant to ask because i know this is your last year and it’s a very important year for college,”


“there’s a girl i would like you to talk to. mentor, maybe. if she wants that.”

anya downs the rest of her coffee and nods. “for sure. she’s new?”

“yes, she’s a freshman.” he hesitates and anya rolls her eyes.

“what’s her name?”

“carmilla. i thought you two would be a good fit”

“oh boy,” she whistles. “yeah, I’ll totally talk to her then,” she promises, & she takes her mug to the drink tray & gives him a lazy salute when she leaves. if she stayed any longer she was afraid he’d do something dumb like tell her something he shouldn’t or, worse, make a bad joke. he has a nephew now & she’s heard he’s been testing out his jokes on unsuspecting students. she shudders.

carmilla is…..not hard to find.

all the freshmen more or less pool, new blood as they are, to the same places they feel they know. their lockers. their dorms. one little portion of the fields where they take PE.

she’s like you, kane hadn’t said but had meant, & so it’s easy to narrow down the suspect pool. she has it down to a few maybes when she spots the kid under the bleachers. she’s wearing boots with her uniform & her sweater even though it’s really not sweater weather, & anya trudges over.


suspicious dark eyes peek out from under wild hair, all tangles & curls, & the girl scowls instead of answering.

“im anya. this seat taken?”

“do you see anyone?” the girl sneers & anya moves to sit because no, she doesn’t. but carmilla holds out her hand & scowls some more. “but don’t.”

anya laughs & shrugs. “cool. anyway, im anya. you can find me around.”

“why would i want to?”

“you tell me. i reckon because you’re new.”

“i don’t need you.”

“alright. im in room 202 though so come round whenever. oh,” she adds, remembering how that invitation works with a certain autistic little sister, “just remember to knock first.” she hauls herself up & kicks gently out toward carmilla’s boots. she really doesn’t like the way she flinches. “they’re cool.”

“thanks,” she says quietly. “piss off.”

i am going to explain to you, right here right now, why fullmetal alchemist: conqueror of shamballa is a fucking decent-ass movie

  1. “kelas (let’s dance)” is a song written in romanes by a sinti songwriter
  2. ed is at the center of a narrative which is not all about him, which is a SUPER achievement; take sacred star of milos, for example. that movie Fucking Sux like let’s be real, and it is because they took something that had nothing to do with the boys and tried to make ed and al main characters despite that. but it just didn’t work, and we didn’t know the characters so it was boring (and when they tried to put roy mustang in there for us, it just came up looking like ???? why is he There ???? because he had nothing to do with the plot)

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

1) Re: Wanda and her lack of redemption arc- One of the MCU's biggest fuck yous was that they allowed Zemo to apologize to T'challa for his Father's death as collateral in his revenge scheme, but didn't have the decency to allow Wanda to do the same to the Avengers for stripping them of their autonomy and using them to hurt other people (of which the primary victims were Tony and Bruce). If they wanted to redeem her and make her more sympathetic, they really should have allowed her

I’m really sorry that I didn’t answered this last night, nonny but it was very late here and I was on mobile.

1) Exactly. But honestly I like Zemo more than Wanda for that. They allowed him to apologise, but also they showed him not being so bat-shit hateful blaming all the evil on his life to the Avengers (just the death of his family) and he neither played the victim. Like Wanda did.

The problem with Wanda lays directly in her “tragic backstory”, I mean, just listening to it, it’s ridiculous:

This is a backstory that doesn’t work for an anti-villain/anti-hero to go straight up a hero. Because it’s illogical. The audience that has a minimal knowledge of how the world works knows that blaming the person that made the weapon is stupid an illogical.

  • Second part of the ask:

2) to make real amends to her primary victims. Also, having her sit and talk to Tony about her anger against the American military industrial complex (which was what killed her parents) and how she conflated that with Stark. She has serious trauma that needs to be laid out. I mean, Tony could have talked about how he too realized the faults in the MID and is trying to make amends for his ignorance and inaction. How it has led him to believe in accountability and checks and balances

  • Part three:

3) LIKE THE FUCKING ACCORDS. It would have been 10x better than Steve’s convo w/ her in the beginning of Civil War, where he treats her unintentional murder of 12 ppl as a small hiccup that can be corrected w/ “try try again”. But no, all we end up w/ is a character marketed as a child half the time, and an adult the other half. It’s character assassination and it sucks. Either show her struggle w/ redemption and accountability as a member of the Avengers, or keep her a villain.

The problem here nonny, it’s that the dynamics are terribly flawed and bad placed. With Wanda, her deed of joining the Avengers it was not for goodness, it’s was common sense and self-preservation. We never see her re-thinking about Tony or showing a single little remorse about hurting him, neither she seems to want to stop and think about the situation. Tony talking to her would have required she trying to go closer and talk but to the first moment that we see her on screen with him her intention are clearly hostile:

Look at the corporal language of this part. This is a hero? No.

This is an anti-hero? No.

This is someone who is conflict?

I dare say: no.

The point about anti-heroes and anti-villains is they know, very deep in them, they have a doubt, a conflict. Wanda doesn’t. She knows what she is doing. She knows that she is hurting someone and she knows what she did. Take a look to Bruce too:

Also take her reaction when he calls her out for mindfucking him:

Her expression seems to be the one of someone who regrets her bad deeds.


Her face hardens when he threatens her and she doesn’t speak about the topic again. Not with him, not with Clint in their oh so marvellous pep talk.

Someone that answered one of my posts said that showing Wanda’s struggles were that ridiculous scene whit with her crying in front of Clint, so the audience have to see her as a poor misunderstood child that was very scared and didn’t know what she was doing…

That’s not how it works!

Wanda should have showed struggle and conflict since the beginning of the movie! She should have interacted with people that she hurt as you said but she didn’t!

And before somebody says something…

Clint doesn’t count!
Steve doesn’t count!

Clint was not attacked by Wanda, he didn’t suffered in her hands. Steve? He forgave her at the instant. He attacked his armour-less teammate because of her word. He told Natasha, one of Wanda’s victims “she with us”, like she hadn’t some right of feeling uncomfortable by her presence!

They don’t count!

The base, the point for an anti villain to be redeemed and made an ally or friend in front of their enemies is the interaction and and the villain admitting that they hurt the protagonists. It’s simple, take Regina Mills in Once Upon A Time. She never became in a full hero but she earned trust by admitting her bad deeds. She showed struggle and doubt. She became a wondeful anti-hero Wanda didn’t.

Just look at the moment when she decides to side with the Avengers:

What choice do we have?

This is someone that learned form her mistakes. No.




This is somebody that wants to fucking live. She wants to keep herself and her brother alive. There’s no doubt here. Not struggle in the loyalties. No conflict! She switched sides in the beginning and she does it again because it’s convenient for her. Not for goodness or anything that changes that she hurt people during all the movie!

She doesn’t doubt for a fucking instant to go to the “winning side”:

What kind of anti-hero can you get of that?

Which leads to CW. You said that she siding with Tony would have been the better, and yes, it would have been a good character development she being remorseful and keeping her initial supposed believes about accountability but with motherfucking Johannesburg, how it’s that possible?


Like, that’s what the Russo and M&M tried to to do and failed miserably. They tried to sell us an anti-hero. They washed her awful deeds and make her look as conflicted when she never hesitated at the beginning.

They tried to us to believe that she can’t control her powers.

And that



And just bullshit.

They also made her clothes more clear, her hair too. Miss Elizabeth was wearing a wig, it was not difficult have one as her hair was in the previous movie.

They tried to vanish the darkness of her. Why? Because it its more difficult present a redemption for villain than a anti-hero. Or as that idiotic writers seem to think: that poor kid that did no wrong.  

Because it was more easy to forgive this:

Than this:

So, they invented this new Wanda, and put all the blame in Tony’s shoulders. The funny thing it’s that the audience it’s stupid enough to believe it. That might talk about the power of the female characters of being forgiven for everything as long they have a pretty face and a delicate body.

Even if it’s a character without struggles or good intentions, or remorse.

So, nonny, my opinion is firm. Wanda Maximoff’s redemption arc was a fuck you because she didn’t deserved or needed one.

Because Wanda Maximoff is better as a villain.

Notes from HPCC Part 1 (2016.02.09)

I’m sorry this is completely jumbled and without a keep reading cut, I am on mobile and am a busy tourist :’D Just some stuff I found worth noting from Thursday!! Will do another one for today (Friday)’s show if I can manage to take notes without collapsing in a heap of feels :’) (I may compare with last week’s show, sorry I couldn’t prepare a big post on the Saturday show but @torestoreamends did a great job of that so do go check out her recap post if you want to know more!)

- JAMIE AS SCORPIUS IS A+++++ he does the cloak flapping and flourishing spot on (as well as the getting it tangled on his head) and the way he keeps tucking his hair behind his ears omg. It was cute seeing Anto’s Scorpius do it but even more so when Jamie did that!!! *melts*
- oh and Sam keeps failing to do the big muggle clothes -> robes change at the beginning when they all twirl and let their robes fall. It’s a minor thing but it happened last Saturday too. :’)
- just a small thing I noticed: when they infiltrate the ministry, there are workers carrying stacks of documents around and this one female worker had her documents perfectly balanced on one finger as she walked past. It was a cool detail!
- the ppl sitting beside me on both sides both hadn’t read any spoilers so that was so much fun! I loved their gasps and whispers of ‘HOW DID THEY DO THAT?!’ whenever the Ministry telephone box sucked up the cloaks. I think it’s a fine piece of theatre magic too.♡
-THE BREAD SCENE WAS RIDICULOUS Scorpius sounded a little trumpet fanfare thing as he mimed breaking a baguette. Something like ‘du-du-duuuuuun!!’ and Rose and Albus were just staring. Bless.
- I just realized Delphi’s hair isn’t just a bouncy ponytail, it’s got these little half-buns on top (like when you don’t pull out your hair completely and keep it as a loop when you tie it). It adds to the bounce and I liked it!
- Baby or a holiday got massive peals of laughter, the audience was amazing. They all laughed when Delphi denied Scorpius a kiss as well.
- Let me elaborate on that scene bc it was ridiculous: Albus just goes all…. all flirty like OFF THE SCALE FLIRTY and the crowd just HOWLED and when Scorpius leaned in for a kiss Delphi said her signature ‘no.’ and that got a big laugh too. Then Scorpius says in his super ridiculous voice ‘SHE DIDN’T KIIIISSSSSS MEEEEEEEEEE.’ but Albus was being pale and red at the same time so then he reverts to his regular voice like ‘did you notice?’ it was really cute and fjdhsjsgakshal.
- But Scorpius was NOT enthusiastic about any of this at all. Nope. He was just… going along half heartedly I think.
-Scorpius didn’t feel like doing anything Albus was planning. Even in the library scene he wasn’t as animated as James’s Scorpius last week. James’s Scorpius was highly optimistic, he’s bouncy and smiley and trying to make the best of the situation, but Anto’s was overall very anxious and withdrawn and unsure of himself and the situation. I think Anto might be a bit tired from his LA trip, he was kinda droopy all evening. Also his voice was really gravelly rather than posh so it wasn’t what I expected?? (I’m worried that he might be ill or something;; ) The anxious look made a great staircase ballet scene though. His expression was so droopy and sad that it looked even more heartbreaking during the pining. MY HEART.
- The first ‘slightly weird 24 hours’ hug was a bit rushed, but the library hug was magnificent. Truly. Magnificent. I will get back to this later.
- Speaking of the library scene: this was the only part so far where Scorpius stopped curling up/fidgeting/looking down at his feet/biting his fingernails and just straightened up. He got up from his chair, staightened up, (I can’t remember if he had his hands on his hips/thumb casually tucked in his pocket or not) and SMIRKED. ‘Oh poor Albus Potter.’ He literally spat that. Ooooooooo so much Draco Malfoy in that. Oooooo.
- But then he started crying not when he talked about his mom, but when Albus apologized. He hid his face in one hand, pinching the bridge of his nose and was ABOUT to get weepy when Albus started talking more about himself. :p Haha.
- THE HUG. Scorpius was totally huddled up on himself with his arms wrapped around his body, all throughout Albus’s apology, and when Albus offered his hand with his 'Friends?’ line, it took him a moment before accepting the handshake. Which he did with only one hand so his arm was still curled around his body. THEN ALBUS PULLED HIM INTO A BIG HUG AND SCORPIUS’ ARMS WERE TRAPPED BETWEEN THEIR CHESTS and he was also awkwardly teetering on his feet because Albus had pulled him too far from where he was originally standing and he had to rely on Albus entirely for support BECAUSE HE COULDN’T FREE HIS ARMS TO SUPPORT HIMSELF. IT WAS GLORIOUS. SCORPIUS JUST STARTED FLAILING HIS FEET TO GET A BETTER GROUND BUT NOPE DIDN’T WORK. Best hug ever. All the feeeeels.
- When Hermione at the TWT asks them why Scorpius’s accent is weird, Albus reassured her with his fake Bulgarian accent then gestured towards Scorpius who started shaking his hands and shoulders all jerkily making weird roar-y animal noises. I have no idea what that was supposed to be, but it was HILARIOUS.
- Myrtle was so-so. I’m happy I got to see Annabel play her last week, her Myrtle is brilliant.
- The dementors at rhe end of the play came down and BRUSHED SCORPIUS’S FOREHEAD LOVINGLY(???) WITH THEIR FINGERS THAT WAS SO SCARY

I’ll be back with more feels after part 2!!! fjdhsks feel free to poke me in my askbox if you’d like any elaboration on specific details. I’ll do my best to reply but I can’t guarantee you a satisfactory answer bc I am horrible at writing :’)

J.’s passing tips for FTMs

Um hello there.
After reading several guides myself, practicing, finding out what’s comfortable for me and so on and so forth, I decided to write a passing guide myself, for all those FtM people out there who need a bit of help.

First: Clothing.
✘ Clothing is a very important point. Feminine clothing obviously will not help you passing as a male. Keep that in mind when you are out shopping (on your own, or with a person who knows about your mental state - a little help from a second pair of eyes is worth more than rubies.)
✘ Despite what people say - rather stick to bigger sizes! I’ve made this experience myself. Look, your body shape is the one of a woman. (I know it’s hard, I fvck up myself because of that every single day again, but it just is a fact you shouldn’t forget about.) You need to cover up this shape and this won’t work when you buy men’s clothing in your very size (mine is - German -  M/L, idk what sizes are existing over the whole world), because then you just look like a butch girl in men’s clothing. But don’t break the limit of oversizing. I’ve noticed that one to two sizes over your normal are enough in the most cases. Bigger clothing will not only help you correct your body shape in front of others, it’s also super comfortable and, depending on your style, it can really look cool. (I will soon upload a photo series of my favorite outfits, some that made me help pass in front of curious cis males, friends, and random ppl like in the train.)
✘ I highly recommend wearing T-Shirts with a round cleavage, sweaters, hoodies, and, most important of all, men’s trousers. This is hella important. At the beginning, you might think “Oh that’s a woman’s trouser, I can wear that one since it is a little to big for me” - don’t do that. Just don’t. Woman’s pants are always cut to fit your female body shape, so it points out your curves - thighs, ass, and nearly everything else covered with it. Whatever you try, in a woman’s trouser, you will always look female in some way. It doesn’t matter if it’s oversized it still has the same effect. Therefore I recommend to get yourself men’s pants with a regular leg or a straight leg cut. Mine hide my ass (which is quite large since I’m riding a horse 2-3 times per week), straighten my thighs and overall give me a straighter body shape - and that’s just what you want to look like, right?
Be super careful with hats. By that I do not only include hats, but also beanies, etc. You really need to try them on in front of a mirror and do some positioning chances in case you really want to wear one. Beanies usually are good (maybe if you have quite long hair and can’t get a haircut at an instant?), but sometimes, they make your head appear bigger than it is, which lowers your change of passing because all the attention is drawn on your face (I will talk about the face thing below!). Here, you need to go check yourself what is comfortable for you and what you really want.

Second: Packing.
This is the point I always hate the most. I have not tried it yet, but I have already ordered my STP packer and then, I will post another text about his topic. But still, I will explain my opinion and thoughts to you here.

✘ PRO PACKING: Well, that’s obvious, isn’t it? A packer can reduce some of your weaknesses caused by your female body. I wouldn’t go that far to say those are “defects”, but I refer to transsexuality as a defect in genetics, where boys are born with a X chromosome to much and a Y chromosome missing. I have noticed myself on journeys or festivals that going to loo can be extremely hard and distressing and even depressing (depends on the person tho) when you lack something a cis male is born with. (An STP can help there, that’s why I’m going to try it.) Plus, some transmen I know like to see the small bulge the packer creates in their pants. For optics, it just looks like there really was the stuff you are still bodily lacking in your pants! That always depends on the packer and on the person. You may like it, or you may feel like you’re carrying a boner around.

✘ CON PACKING: Where there a pros, there always have to be cons. Some may regard packing as unneccessary and I can totally understand that. You can walk around with that bulge or pee standing up or you don’t, that’s up to you. It is not neccessary to pack. You even might be reminded of what you biologically lack and that can be suuuuper depressing and discouraging. Besides, nobody looks your crotch closely anyway. (A good packing is not catching the eye anyway since you don’t want to look like a molester with an erection, right?) And people who might see you in underwear are also in the most cases likely to see you naked, so there basically is no need to convince them of something you really don’t have. And, on top of it all, a really good, hand-made packer, that doesn’t only consist of a GoGirl & a Mr Limpy, but is one piece in fact, can be really expensive. (And you are most likely to need a harness to wear your packer, which creates more costs and can also be quite difficult to handle in reality!)

Third: Face.
Keep in mind that, despite what you think, your face just has no edges like cis guys have them. You mostly rather have a rounded face, because that’s what’s typical for AFABs. On T, those edges may show, but not before. So whatever you do, whatever you like, do not wear make-up. NOT. EVER. I cannot keep repeating this loud and often enough. It’s something different for eyebrows, but you should leave your skin clean. Even concealer or powder will be noticable, and people will think you are a girl playing guy for fun. If you are very good with make-up, you might try shades to point out edges, but that mostly looks super artificial and won’t help you pass.
✘ It can be super hard to tame your eyebrows. Therefore, I recommend: Let them grow, and then give them a form. And use an eyebrow pencil fitting your haircolor if you like (as for me - my natural hair color is blond, so my eyebrows are blond, but my hair is dyed black and so I’m using a black pencil). Cis males usually have thick eyebrows, and you can create this impression yours are as well by using the pen’s color en masse and then combing the brow’s hairs upwards with a neat comb. Everybody can decide for themselves, but that’s the thing that helped be the most. About the kink (? is this the right word? idk correct me if I’m failing the English language), I solved this problem ( it in fact is a problem, only females have this very kink, males don’t) by letting the eyebrows grow and then shaving/plucking off the hair from above. And then the comb thing. It’s up to you, I’m just sharing my personal experiences.
Shave off your peach fuzz. Peach fuzz is something only guys in puberty have - and females of course. Grown males either have a beard - which will come with the T since you choose to apply for it - or nothing, because they’re shaved. So cut it off. The skin will feel ticklish and dry, but you will get used to it. Cold water directly after shaving, or a skin cream (I have own for sensitive skin, an after-shave care cream), can help.

Fourth: Body.
✘ Sports are important. Also, like every other thing, it’s up to you if you do it or don’t, but I highly recommend it. You might not have a muscular body yet, but you can start building up one with some easy workouts. (T increases your muscle building even more, but starting pre-T will give you the routine!) I’m not saying that you should go to the gym and work out 4 times per week. No. There are many practices you can do on your own at home. (Personally, I am doing 10 - 40 pushups per day, and it significantly changes the line of my arm for I am building muscles there.) You can also check the internet for specific workouts, I’ve seen some on tumblr already.
Be sure you get enough food. The skinnier you are, the more frail you look. But males aren’t really frail (I know some, but those are exceptions.) Eating is important, healthy and tasty. I love food. And everybody else should. When you are starting to work out, you should also supply your body with the energy to do so. What food you eat, is irrelevant. Healthy food of course is the best (but I don’t do that myself, I love sweets). There are some foods that are applying on your bodily testosterone/estrogen levels, but let your fingers off those - it’s not that much that it will significantly change your body.
✘ Never ever take pills that are supposed to make your body super strong and muscular. Or skinny. Those are mostly fake and super dangerous!

Fifth: Hair.
✘ Hair is also one of those personal things, and I am not quite sure what to recommend. From talks and personal experience, I can only say that FTM guys with short, “boyish” hair are most likely to be passing.
Some guys can grow super long hair without looking stupid, most FTMs can’t do that, because it ruins the passing. I have quite long hair myself (ca. 20 - 30 cm), but I want to have dreadlocks and that’s why I’m letting it grow. If your hair matches your face in a way that does not make you totally feminine, you can also keep your long hair.
Do not - EVER - tuck hair behind your ears. Even if you have long(er) or annoying hair that’s always in your face. Just don’t do it.
✘ When you want to make a ponytail, there’s one thing I can recommend: Make the ponytail the lowest that is possible, place the hair tie right over your neck. Also, take all hair strands, and brush them from the from to the back before doing so, so that all the hair is compact in one ponytail without loose strands. Do not let loose strands flutter around or fall in your face. Makes you look feminine. (And don’t use hair slides, but I guess that’s clear.)

Alright, that’s all I can tell you for now.
I hope those tips will help you, at least a little bit. 
Remember, it takes some time to find out what’s good for you. Do not rush yourself.
As I said, I will soon post some pictures referred to in this post.
Liking & Sharing always appreciated.

Best wishes to you from Germany.
~ Julius

snowbaz parents au

some hc’s for the @carryon-countdown prompt: Simom & Dadilton (no time for fic today)

  • so simon and agatha have a daughter  (snowbaz never happened)
  • and they name her lucy bc agatha once heard a story about penny’s mom’s bestie called lucy who ran to the states and never came back and she was about to do it too but in the end made up w simon and married and had a child and she never said a word about lucy to simon shhh dont tell him
  • lucy snow wellbelove (snow is her middle name) is beautiful
  • she has long hair with blond curls
  • brown eyes
  • and moles everywhere
  • shes the epitome of BEAUTY
  • but also she’s a huge dork
  • but things dont work out and agatha and simon get divorced
  • baz is a single dad
  • he adopted a beautiful asian girl bc he gave up on love when simon and agatha married and he wanted to have children anyway
  • his daughter’s called natasha snow grimm-pitch (baz couldnt help naming her after the two ppl he’s loved the most in his life) 
  • shes SO SMART and elegant and cute
  • baz tells his daughter to never ever reveal her middle name
  • and lil tasha is like but why?
  • so baz tells his unrequited love story to her as a bedtime story
  • and tasha grows up to love her middle name in a sad but beautiful way
  • but then lucy and natasha meet at watford
  • they’re roommates
  • and they become best friends
  • lucy wellbelove and natasha grimm-pitch
  • they’re inseparable
  • and they fall in love
  • and one day lucy is lile cmon tell me your middle name
  • but tasha swore his dad not to tell anyone
  • “it’s not that big deal!! mine is snow”
  • and sweet natasha is like wait. your middle name is snow??
  • and lucy’s like yeah like my dad SIMON SNOW
  • and natasha cant believe they havent talked about their parents until now
  • and most important,, that her girlfriend is his dad’s unrequited love daughter
  • and their middle names are the same
  • and natasha doesnt believe in coincidences at all
  • but she doesnt tell lucy her middle name
  • bc she’d never betray her father
  • instead she tells her father she has a girlfriend
  • and baz is so happy for her
  • and natasha begs him to let lucy come over for christmas
  • and lucy’s dad too,, because her mom is in cali and can’t come home this year,, and lucy’s dad friends are in the states for xmas,, so he’d be alone 
  • and baz is like “sure little puff whatever makes u happy”
  • IMAGINE baz’s surprise when a one (1) simON bLoODY SNOW appears in front of his door with a box of chocolates and home made scones 
  • his heart skipped several beats
  • and then he realizes he’s lucy’s dad
  • and he’s like oh.
  • and simon is like OH 
  • “i didnt know…” they say at the same time
  • so they have dinner together
  • and although they still bicker at each other
  • the girls sense there’s something there
  • between them
  • and they ship them so hard
  • so they set up a plan to get them together
  • they always beg their dads to have dinners and go to the park and anywhere with the pretext of seeing one another (which is true too) so they can spend time together
  • and their dads can’t for the life of them say no to them
  • so they meet more and more often
  • and the girls now almost adults leave  the two of them alone bc they want some alone time too
  • and so simon and baz learn to tolerate each other
  • one day that simon and lucy come to visit, natasha deliberately leaves her adoption papers in full sight and promptly takes lucy with her upstairs
  • leaving their dads alone
  • and then simon sees the papers
  • and at first doesnt realize the damn oblivious man
  • but at half an hour of talking with baz he’s like wait. wait a fucking minute
  • “your daughters name” he says pointing at the documents
  • and baz is OH FUCK
  • “snow” he says “I– uhm..”
  • “snow” simon repeats “why…?”
  • but baz cant find words because shit theres no excuse for that
  • so simon stares at him
  • and slowly everything sinks in
  • all the years at watford,, all the bickering,, his behaviour towards agatha,, 
  • it wasnt hate
  • it was the opposite
  • and he doesnt really hate him either
  • never has
  • and he enjoys coming over
  • so much
  • and
  • and then he realizes
  • and then he kisses him
  • so sweet and tenderly because just now he realizes he’s wanted to do this for years
  • and there’s a squeal coming from behind the stairs
  • and damn “you two shouldnt have seen this”
  • and the girls are like “you idiots are so oblivious!!! if it werent for us…”
  • and baz is oh, tasha. 
  • because she’s SO FUCKING SMART
  • but bless her
  • bc he finally has the man of his dreams
  • the love of his life
  • and eventually they move in together
  • and the girls stay one week w them, one with agatha
  • and agatha is so happy about the girls
  • and at first is surprised about simon and baz but then it makes sense
  • she visits them sometimes
  • and penny too
  • and they are not a perfect family 
  • of course not
  • but they know love
  • and they are HAPPY


anonymous asked:

RFA finding out fem!MC is obsessed with makeup and has tons of it (especially highlighter cos glow af) and is always trying new things out with her look so somedays you can barely recognize her?? sorry if its too specific, I love your blog btw!! :))

anything for you fam :) I hope you like it! I’m really sorry if I made it too short but I have something special coming soon for you all, so I hope you can look forward to it until then! Also~ thank youuuuuu soooo much! 


-He doesn’t really understand at first why you want to wear make up “You’re so pretty, MC.”

-He also doesn’t understand why you have SO MUCH of it

-You have drawers full of eyeliner


-eye shadow like every color imaginable 

-highlighter bc yes. glow af.


-literally just brushes 




-ok lets just say you have A LOT of make up

-Sometimes you’ll walk out looking like a goddess

-and Yoosung is speechless



-He’ll even let you do you little make up sessions on him 

-He will admit it looks pretty good on him sometimes


-Jaehee completely understands you necessity for make up

-but why

-so much?

-You sitting on the floor

-you gigantic case of make up sprawled out in neat piles

-”My mascara, my eye shadow, my concealer, my foundation…”

-Then she saw the kind of things you create 

-”Wow, MC, that’s amazing.”

-Jaehee will literally ask for your opinion on with make up to get

-sometimes you just end up doing all her make up too

-she’s not complaining though

-because as far as she’s concerned

-you are a professional 


-He thinks it’s totally cute when you hum to yourself while doing your make up

-He also thinks it’s totally cute when your shouting at the top of your lungs

-your favorite song 

-while doing your make up

-It may take awhile sometimes more like all the time

-But he understands he is an actor so, he too, uses make up sometimes

-He really likes the finishing product though

-if you know what I mean ;)

-Like “dayummmmmmmm MC”

-”You lookin fiiiiiiiiiiine”

-Ok, but he’d say something along those lines. 

-He thinks you look bootiful

-But he also can’t ignore the buckets full of make up



-”Zen, that’s called an eyelash curler.”

-And you thought he knew everything about make up

-*insert disappointed look*

-But he actually does find it a bit interesting


-mostly because your face lights up whenever he asks you to show him all the “make up tricks”

-Like he could sit for hours watching you talk about “the origin of the make up wipe” …..?

-He’ll brag to all the RFA 

-”Look at MC, isn’t she gorgeous!?”




-”MC, we’re going to be late.”

-You “take forever” getting ready every morning

-”Sorry Jumin! I was applying the last touch of blush!”

-”What so great about make up?”


-You drag him back into the house pent house 

-*Que throat clearing*

-”Make up is one of the many wonders of today. It’s truly a blessing. With out make up..”

-He’s already zoned out

-He looks over your shoulder 

-revealing bags full of make up

-”MC, I think you’re beautiful with or with out make up.”


-”Silly Jumin! I like make up because it’s so fun! You get create beautiful art!”

-Now your pulling over to your make up station

-”Ok, let me just work on magic on that already oh so stunning face of yours.”

-”MC, don’t-”

-But your already started

-He doesn’t really mind all that much when your face get really close as your applying more “highlighter” ??? to his face

-He can smell your perfume you applied

-and he can hear your small little sighs when you “messed up on the wing” ???????

-He squirms when your hair brushes against his face

-And when you needlessly touch his face to blend some of the “eye shadow” ??? you’re applying

-his heart beats really fast

-until he looks in the mirror 

-He looks pretty

-pretty ridiculous 

-and now your bursting out laughing

-but he doesn’t really mind

-this experience was quite 

-satisfying ;)


-You have CABINETS full of make up

-”MC, I could hide all my secrets in all those cabinets”

-You are always touching up your face with a bit of something

-I mean

-He does use make up for certain things





-You’re always talking about this and that

-”And then! Wow! It really works! DEFINITELY keeping this in my notes!”

-But when you laugh at yourself bc you messed up and look terrible

-He can’t help but smile too

-Because your laugh

-Is just so lovely

-And when your turn with a confident look on your face

-and he sees that you look

-absolutely beautiful 

-Of course he says

-”Whoa! Who is this girl I see, staring straight back at me?” 

-and now you two are dancing together

-singing Reflection such nerds 

-bc Disney was your childhood even tho this is in Korea come on ppl i LOVE Mulan it was a great movie ok work with me here I’m also pretty sure there are Disney World’s in Korea too, right?

I hope you liked it!!! Thank youu sooo much for the awesome request! Also sorry for going off on that tangent..;;;;  Anyways~ keep sending those requests in! 


anonymous asked:

I never played the games and I saw yesterday that Otoya's father is actually Shining (yeah I'm very late in the news), I'm shocked lmao do you know if the games have other important info the anime didn't show?

Oh my, where do I even start… Tbh, the anime is the tip of the iceberg of what Utapri has to offer, plot-wise. Really, the games have lots of content and potential even if Broccol doesn’t explore it but lol what can we do. I highly suggest you to look up some reviews of the game routes so that you can get the most of it, details etc, it’s really interesting. Overall, I’ll just throw the basics under the Read More ^^

Keep reading

biker boyfriend!jinyoung

→ requested [] & inspired by my biker!got7 a.u 
→ gender neutral! (or at least tried my best to make it this way) 
♥ as always special thanks to my princess @bangtanbrochachos​ for help♥ (me: sucks @ fluff) 

warnings: whole lotta crack, disgusting cliche fluff, i don’t know what i’m doing

+  | see more of my aus here | + 

Originally posted by d-efsoul

• ok so you were out with your friends at some outside fast food place and one of your friends spotted this really nice motorcycle and no one else was around and they were like wooaa that’s so cool let’s take a picture with it
•  so you were nice enough to take all the pictures for your automobile thirsted friends even though you knew it was a terrible idea 10/10 and when you were done they begged you on their knees to take one too ’just for fun’
•  and you were like okay yeah sure one picture will not hurt
•  & as you were leaning in to the motorcycle ready to take your pose some dude sprung out of nowhere with a napkin running towards you at godspeed and you were so scared you just froze like a deer in the headlights and your friend was nowhere to be found and you were like weLP this is the end
•  and the dude just pauses to catch his breath and takes a solution from his jacket, sprays it on the napkin and starts cleaning his motorcycle all panicked and you’re still staring w your mouth agape like wht just happened
•  and he’s like ‚’how dare you profane such a sacred object please leave suzy some space she’s fragile’ + then proceeds to mumble how children these days have no respect or boundaries touching op’s proprety & wht has this world come to
•  he almost wants to shoo you to your parents but then he suddenly stops and freezes and looks @ u like,,, oh ,,, wait,,, that is not a child,,,, that is an adult person,,, an extremely pretty one,,, who is probably terrified bc of what happened
•  and suddenly more guys in leather jackets with three mcchickens in each hand probably appear like jinyoung where the fck did you run off to
•  and wow he becomes a mess
•  and some brown haired dude shouts in the back ’btw that’s jinyoung’
•  he’s like ‚’oh i’m so sorry sometimes i can be a little hard to handle i totally blew this out of proportion i’m really sorry i scared you,,, and yea i’m jinyoung’
•  and he is way too embarrassed to ask for your name bc he just made a fool out of himself but you are a shy bun too tho eventually you apologise too and tell him your name
•  cue awkward silence and the same brown haired guy coming from the back being all ‚’uhh yea so i know this sounds weird but that person who just tripped over running with the nuggets pack – are they your friend?? we can totally pay for those as compensation for jy’s failure’
•  and you’d totally say no but your dumb friend just spilled all the chicken nuggets and ur like,,, i mean,,, i guess (addition you’re totally not influenced by jinyoung’s puppy dog eyes nope nu uh)
•  you end up having dinner with all of got7 and your friends at that fast food on their treat and catch yourself taking that huge order with jinyoung and making small talk and you think wait this guy is not that bad till at the end of the dinner he throws u a napkin with an equation on it which says ’solve for my number ;) ;) ;)’ and u stare @ him done with life and he’s like ’uuhhh actually can i please get your number’
•  you end up texting for a few weeks and you discover that he’s pretty put together ((not adding v clean and proper)) so you agree to go on a date w him but,,,your first date did you mean complete disaster no joke no scam
•  ok so first date you dress nicely bc gotta make an impression and everything and he actually takes you a fast food similar to the one you two first met at jackson’s pleads (tbh he wanted to book some 5 star restaurant but then js reminded him that they have to pay for jaebum’s 22k golden studs added to his jacket and mr.krabs jinyoung ensured
•  but the lady there is nice and makes him burgers with the meat in the shape of a motorcycle and she even lits up a fake candle for the romantic effect and u end up having more fun watching him struggle than you would at that fancy pancy restaurant
•  and you really like getting him out of his serious state so you do your best to tease and play w him so he chases after u every chance you get and you’re the members’ idol bc you can do that to jinyoung without catching those hands and have your food supply cut for a month but shh don’t tell anyone
•  you thought you were going to ride in the back of his motorcycle to get home but he’s like ?!?!?!?!??! and shakes his head like a wet poodle and tsks and he’s just ’no darling do you want to hurt yourself i don’t think so’
•  you end up going home by bus and u sit next to some old man bc that was the only seat left and jy won’t let his darling stand up ((well, until the guy’s snoring and poor jinny has to sit with u on his lap the entire ride embarrassed bc ~you~ but also bc he looks like he’s going on a date with his dad))
•  takes you out on evening dates because he can’t afford walking with you at night bc he’s way too concerned for your safety even though,,, he beats ppl up for money,,, and could probably uppercut a dude twice his size
•  he’s so protective god help you tbh you’re his little peach and he has to protect u from all harm though he’d die if you’d ever find out he calls u his little peach
•  you convincing jinyoung over text to add colourful bow ties to their biker dress code bc he has to at least try to be festive during the holidays
•  and he does because he is whipped© and he gets the most terrible one which is a red one w purple stripes but you look so happy about it you’re shining so he can hold himself together abt the teasing for now (rip yugyeom when they get home)
•  jaebum whispering in the background how jinyoung is the group’s infernal poodle w that colour scheme
• you being worried sometimes that he could do much better but he arranges cuddle sessions in which you’re both reading and tells you you’re already badass for dealing with him and the rest of disaster7
•  he’s protective but don’t get me wrong he’s also super playful w u good luck dating the biggest tease in the world
•  the type to get drunk and try to sensually poledance on a street light
•  you dying laughing and hyping him up by trying to sing leave your hat on and he suddenly stops like ’what of course i’ll leave my hat on it’s 5 degrees outside do you want us to catch a cold’
•  he remembers that it’s actually cold and comes to u to give you his scarf and wraps ur face up like a burrito ((jy: now this,,, is what i call appropriate significant other material)) says jy before going back to pole dancing bc he’s ”working it” && you make a mental note of not leaving him alone w yugyeom and bambam again
• you being like ffs jinyoung and throwing him the money for his taxi at his feet before u leave to get yourself a goddamn coffee
•  puppy jinyoung being like babe!!! babe look !!! I made money I have fans!!! and he’s super giddy before he sees that there’s no one in sight and sulks like :’(
•  him sending you links to posts on bambam’s instagram with the both of u with captions like ‘MY SOULMATE PROPOSED TO ME???’ and videos w said title but it’s just clickbait so you can watch bambam’s video on how to match your nail polish with your apartment and him mentioning how u gave jinyoung a onion ring that Saturday
•  enjoy your jinyoung bc i’m assuring he won’t let anyone treat him quite like u do bc he likes u tht much even though he always teases
• you blowing him kisses and him smacking them away but pouts and acts offended if you stop doing it
• you kissing his cheek and him closing his eyes and saying ‘ew’ but if you want to pull away he gently grabs you by the neck and is like ‘wait nono come back’ and shyly kisses ur nose and then goes home and asks bambam to contour the spot u just kissed bc it’s HOLY
• jinyoung chasing after you on your third date bc you managed to steal his pear chapstick tripping, falling onto his knees frozen but then screaming ‘rock n’ roll’ w the hand signs as a save && resumes to his chase
•  you stop at an alley corner to catch ur breath + lean against the wall and apply the chapstick on ur lips before he catches up to you n leans w his arm against the wall towering over u and realises he failed 2kforever
•  and you look v smugly @ him and you’re like ‘hmm this tastes good’
•  cue jinyoung pausing looking away and being like ‘oh yeah? i think you should let me show you how a kiss should taste~’ and u look at him shocked but then nod ur head and he lifts your chin and kisses u and you’re both dazed after and look @ each other cutely like wow we just did that till you both come back to your senses

•  (((( ‘god jinyoung you’re so cheesy’

‘wonder why you like me so much‘

‘who said i like you’ )))

•  jy biting his lip and shaking his head while a voice in the darkest corner of his mind is like ‘ok so either ur in love or in love’
•  tbh at this point you don’t even need to go to the pilates class hakyeon suggested for both of u bc you gotta prepare already for your second daily running session™

A Private Message I recently received that I felt should be made public .

“…oh I kinda dunno what to say. I’m a huge fan of your music and you over all. Your music is very relatable and I just wanna thank ya for making the music you make. Please don’t let any one phase you because you are so unique.

But I’ve come here with a few question. Don’t get me wrong who am I to question you I don’t even know you but I’m like really curious. For starters my name Noelle :) ,well it’s really Nasya, for reasons I prefer Noelle. But I recently came across like little silly articles on line about you. They had so many harsh and mean things to say but never really listed their sources so I wanted to come to the main source. You. I hate hearing bs about celebrities I really like because its just like who in the hell would say such mean things, like you don’t even know this person. People are saying your hair is fake, and for someone who is apart of the natural hair community, I find that HIGHLY offensive. Black women, just like any other race, can grow long healthy hair as well. They have called your freckles fake, they have even stooped so low and have called you a whore and spread rumors that you are sleeping around with your fellow colleagues of TDE. Like it just enrages me that people always talk so much shit and still ain’t saying nothing. Ill end this before it gets too long but I also wanted to know if you had like any good advice ? I’m starting school soon ill be a junior and my last two high school years were shit. Any advice,like dos and don’ts for high school? Have a pleasant evening

xoxox -noelle :3 “


Hi noelle !
(That’s my little sisters best friends name and she’s such a sweetie) ^_^ ..sorry okay so I’m gonna address this ONE LAST TIME ready ?:
You know the only thing about the nonsense bothers me ? … These are black people .. MY people … These are the ONLY ppl attacking me . They embarrass themselves and they embarrass me for that reason alone . I’ve said so any times in interviews an right here on tumblr that I wear clip ins and the occasional weave to protect my hair from photo shoots and heat styling ect it’s fun and it makes my hair grow like wildfire and actually I suggested that others do the same ! This takes nothing away from me or my beauty because it’s just a part of my real life and I will never apologize for that ….I’m a black woman that proudly grows hair it’s just my personal genetics and I like to protect it . I have to ignore what people say about my freckles because I get go home and see my father and my granny who created me every day with a face full of them lol it’s absurd and almost laughable at this point . When I put real heavy makeup on (concealer powder foundation ect) my regular freckles get covered all the time so I go over them and depending on my mood I play around with them it’s MY face lol . if I’m gonna have freckles I might as well get to mess around with them a bit! it’s crazy fun! Its like art expression for me! . The fact that people find this of negative interest is bizarre . I think instead it’s the feeling of possibly getting under someone elses skin and that gives a lost person a false sense of power that they NEED to avoid holding up a mirror . perhaps they think it’s “exposing” or putting something out there but I’ve never tried to hide it ! I’m in TDE ONLY because I am talented .. My work speaks on that end . as for anything else my partner whom I love very much finds any conversation of me sleeping with my teammates (with whom he’s friends with ) kinda far fetched and ridiculous lol . I’ve posted so many intimate photos of my family my parents their religion and my life and it’s unfortunate that sometimes ppl make me regret that . I could give a shit about random “speculations” behind a computer screen . I only want my music and my energy to speak LOUDLY in the REAL WORLD . Like thousands of people in a crowd loud . Like fans all over the world loud like change the way people see women and people of color loud . and by the grace of God that’s slowly happening . whatever allows that to continue to shine is what’s most important . I’d shave my head and laser off my whole face tomorrow and still go make the same music and speak the same words ….it’s just about what really matters to some folks but regardless I’ve made peace. How? because IM STILL GOING TO BE SZA and there’s still going to be thousands of people like you that are positive that outweigh the few negative. What is will always be .NOTHING WILL SHIFT THE FOCUS . AND I MEAN NOTHING . this is the last time I will ever acknowledge this petty shit. Bless -


OT5; something like good communication; PG-13

that group chat aesthetic with no real plot

also tw for like discussions of mental illness nd whatnot

✨Minho✨: I can literally hear every word of Jonghyun begging them to go harder :x
taem: maybe dont be in the bedroom right next to the one theyre fucking in then

Keep reading

Then I Heard Your Heart Beating 

Prompt: imagine person A of your otp having a brush with death, but coming out alive and well. imagine person B having awful nightmares about losing them, and in the middle of the night going to person A and resting their head against A’s chest to listen to their heartbeat, just to reassure themselves that person A is still alive.

Giveaway fic for @jonsnovw.

WC: ~2k  AO3

A/N: Okay so this is basically me just turning the “someone treat bellamy blake like he’s worth something” discourse into a fic. It’s also the first canon-verse thing I’ve written in a long while, so be gentle with me. Huge thanks to @prosciuttoe for looking it over.

The thing is, there are a million really good ways Bellamy could nearly get himself killed. Productive ways, like, dying a radiation soaked death while trying to save his friends from sporadic nuclear meltdown. Or, like, dying a bloody death at the hands of a wild boar on a hunting trip gone wrong. Less grandiose, but still broadly understandable. Really, the possibilities are endless.

But instead of going out for a reason, he’s staggering his way back to camp, blood dripping down the back of his leg after getting up too fast from the jagged rock where he’d been washing clothes by the river, thereby dragging the length of his calf against the sharp edge, leaving a long, deep gash in its wake.

Between swearing loud enough to alert any nearby adversaries to his presence and internally cursing his stupidity, he does at least foggily remind himself that he needs to stop the bleeding—that if Clarke were here, she’d be ripping the closest fabric into a long strip to tie a tourniquet above the wound.

Keep reading


PART ONE (a.u)

or’: in which dumb7 like to think they’re the new local gang and should be considered badass just because they got a bunch of bikes off ebay that were on sale and now they pretend to take beatdown requests. careful though, hyung line doesn’t mess around,…or at least they hope so.

warnings: mentions of bars/paid violence, vulgar language, lots of crack, super brief mention of dead ppl but it’s indirect no worries, mentions of needles and tattoos? 

special thanks to @bangtanbrochachos​ once again for helping out w some of the ideas my angle and my devil 

○  | see more of my aus here |  ○


Originally posted by mayfifolle

•  signature items: gold ring 
                            + 24k gold chain 

• never reveals his gold chain because he doesn’t want to be deemed as the richy rich half of the tryhards™
• the type to quietly whisper ‘ay’ in the background while someone’s getting dragged
•  is actually the one with the highest credibility because he doesn’t really talk he’s just tall there are ready to stare everyone down saying nothing for like an eternity 
•  and he’s just staring them down like ‘are you really gonna do anything about it? are you’ and the person either backs off or gets into an existential crisis
• but listen if he starts talking it’s all fkin gone his vocabulary is way too eloquent for like fake bar fights and places in where broke ass people are giving leaves as gifts and
•  please stop this boy he’s too polite and cares about morals over money and all the fake shit they’re trying to sell like you could honestly go to him, slap some bills right on the table and be like ‘yo beat me up’ and he’d just look at you like you told him apples grow on trees and be like ‘now why would i do such a thing?’
•  not the one for conflict like ever and if his mates are trying to start shit he just stares @ them too and it’s game over 
•  him and yugyeom can’t always stand in the same room as the rest of the group if they’re having some closed off confrontation bc they’ll block all the light and there’ll be just weird ass smoke and darkness in the room while jackson is trying to hype everyone up and get the goddamn smoking machine to turn off 
• he’s sometimes getting shit like ‘please stop you’re scaring me’ while he was just standing there when he’s a walking puppy question mark pls (((ay)))))
•  the one who lowkey makes the group bow full 90 degrees by nudging their knees before they actually punch someone in the face and told everyone it was jaebum’s idea 
•  was told once that the reason the group wears sunglasses at night is because he’s too bright for them and that they keep him around bc his beauty is their ticket to heaven and actually made ppl reconsider their terrible intentions rip
• cue jackson getting #BornForTheSky trending #1 on twitter after that  n nobody was the same  
• also he is the one who usually appears in bambam’s pictures for ig which consist of him lying against a window w jaebum’s studded leather jacket looking at the lamp in the kitchen w the caption ‘the moonlight shines beautifully’ 
• even though it’s 4pm and the hashtag next to the caption is #happywednesday


Originally posted by kpoppabo

• signature items: fake piercings 
                           + hair gelled to the gods above

•*sigh*, this bitch
the half which is not a half but more like 85% of the tryhards™ or whole group if you will 
i don’t really care about this whole biker thing, says im jaebum at 3am searching fake septums on amazon and printing a whole how to look tough without real tattoos cause needles are scary wikihow article 
used to have a pretty hard time with speaking w strangers like he has his shit together but got more comfortable over the time  especially bc they let him be the leader
 so now everytime he’s speaking to some dude and he gives a good comeback the rest of got7 clap and aggressively holler & headbang while youngjae is filming everything w his nokia and jinyoung whispers to him ‘you’re doing amazing sweetie’
 usually moves p quietly and makes slides instead of steps when he’s in that  mood he’s just feeling smooth bro and he’ll suddenly hear ‘sappunsappun georeoga~~’ slouch and die inside a little when will im jaebum live tbh 
•  got a discount for lace chokers from the ebay guy he got the motorcycles off and got the middle aged mom mentality like ‘wow this is 3% off maybe it will come in handy i must have it ‘
the reason everyone gets to go even to the grocery store down the block on the motorcycle bc girls literally pay him to take them two streets to college and take selfies with him
you might think he doesn’t care for how they appear on social media either but he’s the one who changes bambam’s ig descriptions to my chemical romance
got shook when he first accidentally punched someone and apologised & told them that they can punch him back if they wanted + had regretful thoughts for like a week after
•  doesn’t let the members to make deals after 10 bc sleep is more important than punching ppl in the face 
catch tsundere bum who totally doesn’t care about anything getting his jacket manually studded and adding silver chains to his jeans because he wants to be one step ahead of his enemies mhm we see you boi
• when they first formed their ‘gang’ and he got picked the leader bc he paid for everything jackson suggested the name ‘hell dogs’ and jb wanted to censor it bc it wasn’t appropriate so he wanted to call it infernal poodles and almost put that on a jacket w neon purple writing and flames around it at yj’s prayers 
• he changed his mind though when he got hospitalised bc he was accidentally almost hit 
• by his members
 multiple times
 with a car


Originally posted by jypnior

• signature items: abercrombie and fitch cologne
                            + the honda he drives

• the one ‘assigned’ to beat ppl up but wow listen violence is the only thing he hates more than clothes
•  has v strong morals and absolutely refuses to even attempt to touch badly someone who has a child or 
•  ‘the wild in wild and sexy man doesn’t mean acting like a fool that’s just wrong man’ like listen do not do that to jackson bc he’ll turn to jackdaddy and give u the scolding of ur lifetime +  gets offended if u give attitude after so one should rlly prepare themselves if they wanna fight with that
• otherwise he’s like ‘yeah man no worries i’ll take care of it - jackson like a puma!!!’ 
•  wears abercrombie cologne not because he is extremely aware that the members don’t like it, but because ‘only good looking people can wear abercrombie’
•  is known as the bad man to the kids around the neighbourhood he lives in even tho he literally loves them all and wants to protect everyone (’why is he bad again?’ ‘shh son he drives a honda’) basically no one lets him live bc of that but he likes it so it’s all a-ok 
• accuses the members of trying to sabotage him if they tell him to slow it down w the cologne and tells them how ‘the rich musk will attract all the attention they need to make this work you guys are just haters’ 
• a dress code was made for this whole thing believe it or not but he never follows it he just randomly shows up in coats and insists they have ‘a meeting’ to decide if this is a problem when all the members are standing there in their ripped denim and leather jackets like ffs
• pleads to the victim to just walk funnily out of the location or something bc he rlly doesn’t want to do this 
• if the person says ok let’s so this he’s all giddy like omg!!! thank you so much you just made my life so much easier i’d totally treat you to ice cream if we weren’t in some shady ass bar place
• but if they don’t agree he’s like well son do you see tHESE GUNS HMMM  and he gets in their face and aggressively flexes and you know what he can do with them HMMM 
• he prides himself on his honda and is the only one who drives one but listen,,, he doesn’t know anything about motorcycles 
• like he could honestly tell you about a quad core 16 inch motor and to the person it might totally sound fancy but lisTEN,,,,,,
• either the mood setter w his intimidatingly arched furrowed brows or the mood ruiner
• cue jackson saying ‘to defeat the huns’ immediately after jb says ‘let’s get down to business’ like all the time
•  yet jaebum and literally everyone ELSE never learn


Originally posted by d-efsoul

• signature items: pear chapstick 
                            +  hubba bubba bubble tape 

• he was the one who rlly came up with the dresscode like he literally pulled all  the members aside and was like ‘now listen here if we’re gonna do this we’re gonna do this the right way’ hence why there were seven pairs of jeans and leather jackets checked on jaebum’s card
• also he’s the one who takes the jackets and ripped jeans to the washer once a week and they’re not allowed to wear normal clothes while riding (it’s the dress code yugyeom shut the fk up)
• catch dumb7 riding their motorcycles to buy garlic sauce for jinyoung and his ma during that time
•  his street name used to be junior until the group got a group call from jinyoung’s parents and told them they won’t let jinny play gangsters w the boys unless they call him by his real name
• a straight up bitch and who knows whether that might be the only straight he is 
• the only violent thing about him is the death glare he has which can 100% box with the actual dead trust me on this this,,,is,, science 
• the real savage, the one you should really fear the most like 96% of the time and he doesn’t even try to fight he just smiles @ you and u suddenly have the desire to run to church and beg for forgiveness,,, that is ,, a thing
• never allows the members to go past the speeding limit so they always end up late to any ‘business’ they have, blames it on the red lights and no one dares to correct him 
• has a ‘seriously strawberry’ bubble tape pack which he takes out of his pocket and opens it like he’s about to throw a damn grenade and literally bites off the roll (jackson: that man is a savage) after he parks his yamaha sr500 to feel more badass 
• except that one time when he bit onto empty air bc youngjae ate all his bubblegum the day before and stuffed it back into jy’s pocket and tbh everyone should pray for whoever dared to anger him that day (yg: so should he run or should he run now)
• the one who makes all the deals, was supposed to meet with two dudes who requested their services in some bar in the middle of nowhere but only one arrived in time and jinyoung was discussing wtv was needed w the dude and when jinyoung makes deals boi does he get into it 
• and the other dude arrived some time later and opened the door and jinyoung’s head turned almost 180 degrees w the most bitter look and was like ‘that was really fkin rude was i speaking or was i speaking’ 
• sometimes mark or jaebum accompany hin to these kinda meetings and sit in the back to guard 
•  but they’re not guarding jinyoung. they are guarding said people. from jinyoung

hope you enjoyed reading and please look forward to the part II of this au which will highlight maknae line and will be posted as soon as possible!

(it actually is a surprise tbh bc i kinda suck but thank) ((also i fucked up again i went off track sorry))

gif credit

[ more ]

Keep reading