(Hunk and Lance are chilling in the rec room)
Lance: (suddenly) Dude, we should date.
Hunk: (immediately sets book down) Okay.
Lance: Because it’ll- Wait, what? Just- Just like, um, that?
Hunk: Well, yeah! Unless. Um. (quiet pause) Were you… Joking?
Lance: (voice cracking) No! Well, I mean, sort of, I was trying to set up a punchline but- I’d never joke about us, Hunk. I didn’t know you also liked me, I swear! If I did I wouldn’t have asked you out in such a shitty way, I’m so sorry-
Hunk: Hey Lance, do you wanna go out with me?
Lance: Dude! I can’t believe you stole the moment from me! The answer is a resounding ‘hell YES’ by the way, but (tries to hide smile) I can’t believe you would betray me like this- Don’t you DARE bear hug me right now, I am lecturing you-
Hunk: (nudges Lance) Hey, what was the joke?
Lance: (leans away from Hunk and takes off his headphones) Huh?
Hunk: Earlier, when you tried to ask me out, you said there was a punchline? What was it?
Lance: Oh. Um, I was gonna suggest we date ‘cause it would… (nervously winks) Enhance our relationship.
Hunk: … Oh my god. I can’t decide if I hate you for that or like you even more.
Lance: (finger guns) You chose this life, babe. ;)