also i need to go back to my singing lessons xd

A list of my favorite moments from Lucifer so far, and by so far I mean the 22 episodes I’ve binge watched in the last six days (this is all your fault @lovelyair):

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD

-any time Trixie is on screen
- Lucifer telling Chloe to shoot him AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES like srsly girl you are a cop pull it together XD
- When Trixie goes to the bar because 1) she orders an uber to take her 2) when she’s sad her first instinct is to go see Lucifer 3) Maze’s first instinct when a 9yo walks into the bar is to pour her a drink and THEN LET HER DRINK IT 4) MAZE’S FIRST FRIEND IS A NINE YEAR OLD AND SHE’S PROUD OF IT
- “detective DOOsh”
- when Chloe wakes up naked at Lucifer’s and he imitates her accent LIKE JUST KILL ME ALREADY
- HE’S ALWAYS REFERENCING HARRY POTTER THE NERD
- he’s the literal embodiment of the (heart eye emoji)
- when he tries to seduce her and she just touches his scars and then he gets all small and vulnerable 
- also of note, when he tries to seduce her and SHE CANNOT STOP STARING AT HIS JUNK HOMEGIRL IS SUPER IMPRESSEd
- when he has her show him her back so he can check for wings and he just gently strokes her skin
- “…and he’s naked.”
- when Dr. LInda goes on a case with them and she and Chloe totally team up against him
- when Chloe meets Lucifer’s brother (what even is his name?? amendude??) and Lucifer is super freaked out they’re getting along so well
- “and to think I almost killed you in your sleep that one time.” “wait, what?”
- Maze singing “leave it to leslie”
- Lucifer being absolutely mortified when that one girl he thinks is his mom tries to make out with him
- ELLA, IN GENERAL
- Lucifer bought Trixie a doll WITH CHOCOLATE CAKE
- Ella and Lucifer making burning penis jokes
- “DO. NOT. TOUCH. THE. CHARRED. CROTCH.”
- anytime Lucifer starts to do his “deepest desires” thing and Chloe just sits back and watches him
- Lucifer can juggle. The devil of hell can juggle
- Dr. Linda thinks amendude has erectile dysfunction
- “do you ever feel like God is trying to tell you something-” “NO”
- DR. LINDA WAS A PHONE SEX OPERATOR
- honestly that whole exchange
- amendude: “cosmos are yummy”
- MAZE IS SINGING KARAOKE WITH THE GIRLS
- DR. LINDA CHEERING ON MAZE AND CLAPPING AS SHE BEATS EVERYONE’S ASSES
- when the girls thought Chloe about to go get herself laid and they were like “yeah girl go get some- WAIT NO NOT THAT ONE”
- just 2x04 in general everyone stop what you’re doing and watch it right now
- “only dullards drink alone”
- Lucifer taking a selfie with the dead guy
- Lucifer and Dan: the brotp you didn’t know you needed
- MAJOR SPOILER: Lucifer was willing to kill his own brother, something he obviously is deeply horrified by, to save Chloe
- amendude realizing, and vocalizing, that Lucifer cares more about Chloe than he does their own mother
- Trixie’s bedtime story of choice is Coraline????
- Maze? pushing? Trixie? on? the? sex? swing?
- Maze taking Trixie trick-or-treating and letting her dress up as the president of mars
- MAZE AND TRIXIE EATING ALL OF THE CANDY AND FALLING ASLEEP CUDDLING ON THE COUCH
- Lucifer taking “Dan lessons” to be (treat Chloe) better
- BROTP: DOUCHIFER
- Lucifer’s Dan outfit/Dan accent
- “he hurts people…Those closest to him too. I think he hurts them the most.”
- Dan does improv of Lucifer XD
- “I think he’d be proud of you”
- THAT HUG MY POOR HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS
- Chloe getting all jealous when she’s sees Ella whispering in Lucifer’s ear 
- UPDATE: jealous!Chloe in general
- Lucifer and Chloe have a sneaky partner thing where he opens the door for her and she goes in with her gun out and ITS ADORABLE
- Maze likes poptarts
- scared lucifer: “how was i supposed to know (the yogurt) was yours???” murderous dan, wielding knife: ‘BECAUSE IT WAS LABELED!!!!!”
- Ella wants to TAKE LUCIFER TO CHURCH (but not in that way don’t you fret Chloe)
- Lucifer narrating an LA tour bus
- THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DR. LINDA AND LUCIFER’S MOM
- Chloe telling Lucifer to keEP THE PARTY GOING
- AND THEY’RE DANCING THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART
- MAZE AND AMENADUDE’S FACES OMG AHHAHDHHAHAHAHFDHAF
- AND SHE SAVED THE CLUB OMG
- THAT WHOLE EPISODE AHHHHHHHHHH

tldr: this show is amazing and you should all watch it

I feel like I've been a shitty friend..

I’m no good at consoling, or boosting anyone’s confidence or even getting a good conversation going… But just because I don’t mention anything positive or otherwise about you doesn’t mean I don’t think you’re fucking amazing. I’ve never been able to take compliments… and all the same, I can’t really give any either…

So here are some things about my closest tumblr friends that I find pretty fucking awesome but I rarely mention because I’m a fucking idiot:

Ginger: You sassy mother fucker, I can’t get enough of your antics, you make me laugh, you’re like the little sister I never had and never thought I wanted. ;P You’re very mature for your age and because of young teens like you, I haven’t yet lost complete faith in future generations. When you get excited over something, I can’t help but get excited right along with you, you have solid opinions and beliefs and you stand by them, regardless of whatever crap might get thrown at you, you tough shit. Also, BLOSEFF FTW! :D

Jess: So much kindness and sweetness and cuteness and talent all wrapped up in one perfect, feisty package! :D You’re an absolute joy to talk to, you can sing, you can write, you can cosplay Anna, and you even draw! For every challenge life’s thrown at you, no matter how hard it kicked you down you rose above it as a stronger person. I truly admire that.
When you have a bad day, I just have the need to be there in person to hug you and hang out with you and tell you how fucking BOMB you are because lets face it, you have it all girl. You’re a beautiful person inside and out, no question.

Bri: Where do I even begin. Can we say biggest badass in the fandom? I think so. You do archery for fuck sakes! You’re a teacher, you deal with bullshit every single day, struggling to keep your sanity, and then you come home to this fucking website and deal with more bullshit from fandoms/anons who don’t know when to keep their mouth shut. You’re severely protective of the people you care about, you won’t hesitate to not only stand up for them, but also for your own beliefs and opinions. You stick to ‘em. And even more than that you are considerate and patient and funny, you give great advice, pulling life lessons from a harsh past that you’d rather not think about, but you do anyway because you have incredible strength. And at the end of the day you’re just another fandom nut like the rest of us. ;P

Dallas: Dallas is the kinda dude who always sounds like a pessimist, but honestly there are lots of good things about him that I don’t really think he sees. A quick look at some photos and you’d see he’s actually pretty smiley. Awesome pumpkin carving skills too btw. His blunt and sarcastic humour is actually fucking hilarious and even though I’m not sure when he’s being serious or not, I still bust a lung laughing at his one liners and even the bad jokes and innuendos. Although I haven’t read all of his stuff, I have read some and the man’s got some writing skill. Also, I may have just seen a few small sketches but dude! You should draw more! I see potential! :D
Not to mention that he is, of course, from Vancouver which makes him awesome by default.

Marisol: You are so so sweet and so considerate, you have a rather troubled home life at times and still manage to be so radiant and happy. You care about Nate so much and knowing what you were willing to do to make things better/easier for him in the past shows me truly how great of a person you are. Don’t ever change, and take good care of those dove babies! ;P

Alex: Aleeeeex, brrooooo, we go way back, eh? ;D Your utter randomness gives me fucking life, man. We don’t talk as much as we used to, but when we do it feels like nothing changed. You’ve been through rough shit in the past too, but you’re a tough, sassy cookie and once you found yourself man, you found yourself, holy shit I commend you for that. You’re also the only person I’ve ever known to make an OC blog so fucking successful, seriously, you’re a genius. And gAWGEOUS to boot. XD *queue terrible imitation of seduction face*

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