Well hello my favorite artist. But seriously youre truly amazing and you are also a huge inspiration. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ART. Could you please draw Benny sort of messing with Sonny....you know like taking his hat. Please☺
aa thank you so much!
bennys sonny impression is a real hit with usnavi,, sonny doesn’t think it sounds anything like him
SV is such an awesome game but like let’s be real there are some things missing and these are some of my ideas:
so i dont know if im the only one but i feel like the relationships aren’t that great? like the dialogue needs some work, and there should be more scenes w/ bachelors/ettes and non bachelors/ettes!!
be able to send other villagers mail! I would love to send friends as much stuff as they send me!
add a place to set up a “shop” that you can use to sell items to the people in town! And if you sell stuff that certain people like, their hearts go up or something
Have more dialogue with personal character questions, and have the townspeople bring that same answer up later
place to buy a jukebox for you house? I want to play music!
let townspeople visit your farm!! Have your farmer give a tour or something!
i know there’s a mod for it but have the wizard sell you a character change/styler for your house
MAKE THE KIDS GROW UP!! I can’t stress how much i loved this in previous harvest moon games! I want my kids to help around the farm or follow a career of art with leah as a mentor or music with sam!! this would be super cool to see!
more dialogue with spouse! I married abigail because i loved her characteristics and dialogue, but i feel like she lost that once i married her (she didnt have that much to begin with but still,,)
speaking of spouses, ENOUGH WITH THE DROPPING DREAMS. I hate seeing how certain spouses stop what they want to do just to marry you. Like, shane should own his own coop on you farm, seb should have a garage extension where he works on his motorcycle and sometimes isn’t there because he’s “riding” it, leah works on art in a separate building, etc
i want to have anniversary cutscenes with my partner!
also cutscenes for birthdays/giving presents with spouse and kids!
((the farmer should have a birthday too))
allow you to get a dog/cat that you didn’t have later in the game, or other random pets
rival marriages (except for clint- he sucks) or at least show the townspeople growing as well, following careers etc
make one of the big tasks to build linus a house or something! like a small shed or house similar to the farmer’s in the beginning
WOW okay i wrote down a lot more than expected! If anyone has any other ideas feel free to add them (i might add some more too :O)!
misha the hoarder - this one adds storage to your camp! along with a fully voiced npc its truly wonderful (honestly why this game didnt have storage as a defauly is completely bamsboozling for me)
steal cooldown reduced - for when you’re playing as a rogue and want to pickpocket everyone but you’re tired of having to wait ten seconds between tries
no restrictions - removes all restrictions so now anyone can wear any armour
advanced quickbar - makes it so you have multiple quickbars you can flip through, so you can access all your attacks and items quicker
grey wardens of ferelden - gives all the warden characters the warden armours from dragon age 2! best if you start from the beginning with this one, i dont know how easy it is to pick up the armours later in the game. this mod is absolutely essential imo though
attribute talent skill book add - every time you load a save, you get books of power (if you use them you get extra attributes ect as you do on leveling up). these can also be sold for like 5 sovereigns each if you dont want to spend them
okay im done now. honestly i could do more of these for da2 and dai if thats something people might want?
i keep getting anons telling me that “you just headcanon keith as 16!!! late teens is 17-19!!!” and im sick of saying it over and over again so im making a post
if you somehow don’t know, he’s talking about keith. note that he says in your class. in schools, people in the same class are usually in the same age range, and galaxy garrison probably isn’t any different.
Jonathan didn’t always have the money for lunch, and great granny didn’t have the money to spare either. More often than not, he brought his own food from home. His lunches usually consisted of simple recipes and left over food from the night before.
Of course, that didn’t stop the bullies from stealing and destroying what was usually his only meal for the day.
Sometimes they’d even eat his own food in front of him. That marked the last time he ever bought any of his freshly harvested corn for lunch, even though it was absolutely delicious.
Jonathan sat alone during lunch and found himself staring out the window quite a lot, watching the birds. He envied their freedom.
He was actually super agile and amazingly strong when it came to gym class. That boy could climb a rope faster than anyone else. Unfortunately he got teased for it and didn’t want to participate out of fear.
In fact, he could’ve been a great athlete if it wasn’t for the constant bullying in the locker room. His lanky physique made him an easy target. This is where the infamous nickname “Ichabod Crane” originated.
Unfortunately, he didn’t have a good relationships with any of the teachers. Most of them despised the Keeny family and encouraged the bullying. Nobody every questioned any of this because it was considered normal back then.
Jonathan spent many afternoons and evenings in the school’s library, surrounded by his favorite books. It was here that he taught himself everything that the school could not. He refused to be as close-minded as his peers. Jon enjoyed the classics most of all, but he also had a fondness for poetry, especially Edgar Allan Poe.
This is how he learned to be seen and not heard, finding refuge in the library because it was the one place his bullies wouldn’t set foot in.
Sometimes the librarian would find Jonathan fast asleep in the back of the room, hidden away from the world. Most of the time, she let him sleep in peace. This is in part thanks to their unspoken bond.
The librarian was very familiar with his family; word spreads fast in a small town. She sympathized with the young boy’s struggles. The library was his safe haven growing up, and she respected that.
Jonathan was very careful and protective of his books. They were a source knowledge and hope for him, that’s also why he was allowed to check-out books for a longer period than the other students. After he graduated, the librarian gifted him a first edition copy of Ulysses to replace the one his great grandmother confiscated and burned several years before. He still has it as an adult, it’s one of the few things that holds sentimental value to him.
Outside of school, his favorite place to read and relax was a giant Georgia Oak tree. He learned to climb it as a way to hide from his abusers. Sometimes he spared his lunch to feet the birds who nested within it’s branches.
This is actually something that I drew a few days ago bUT I really wanted to draw something and I wasn’t sure what exactly and I’ve had this particular idea for a long time so I GAVE IT A SHOT AND I’M SO SO HAPPY WITH HOW IT CAME OUT. I’ve always thought that some of Robin’s hair styles that had her braiding or doing something with the sides of her hair were really pretty (though the short style that Carinus has is my fave obvs iaeirg.) So I just had this idea of mama Carinus braiding and pulling Lucina’s hair back in a pony tail for her one day and putting white flowers in it because she thought it looked pretty on her and Lucina would love it and (*’v｀丱)☆+゜
This was so, so much fun, I think I had the most fun with her hair. I originally had it down and then the parts of her hair that were braided pulled back but I couldn’t get it to look the way I wanted it too so I tried putting it all up and I LOVE IT SO MUCH *゜✲ฺ(✿◕ฺ ∀◕ฺ)ฺノ゜* This whole thing I just couldn’t be happier with like uGH aoerihg Also fun fact, with the flowers, I was trying to carry over the flowers from Lucina’s (just S?) support with male Robin. I DON’T KNOW THE FULL CONTEXT BEHIND THEM I haven’t seen their support yet but I thought mama Carinus would find them pretty on her baby girl.
Is there anything you can tell me about Mando colour symbolism that isn't already on that "armour colour" post? I'm planning out a Sabine POV story where it would be relevant.
Well, yes and no. I went over the “facts” of colors and mandalorian color theory. What I can do now is kind of dig deeper into the actual mando’a words for colors, and maybe extrapolate more on the etymology of each word as they’re relevant to colors. If anything, it’ll give you an idea of how to break down the colors and maybe play with the meanings, or even the construction of the words themselves. Hopefully that helps?
I got a little carried away (again?) so I apologize for the length and time it took to put this together … and also you can take everything I say with a grain of salt as I’m trying to make sense of the etymology of these words. I’m also skipping orange as there’s no word for in the dictionary as of yet, and including violet since it is.
So, let’s go in the order that I went in the original post. Forewarning that black is going to be the longest section as I’ve thought about it maybe way too much.
ne’tra — black
Ne’ is traditionally one of the negative prefixes of mando’a. It’s meant to indicate the opposite of what it’s attached to, or the not-thing. Tra means space, void … but it also translates to starfield, or field of stars.
So. Black. Justice. Not the void of space, or, alternatively, Without stars, a starless night.
However way you want to interpret that is up to you, but to me? From what I understand of mandalorian history? They were once a truly nomadic people, who voyaged across the stars. They were, arguably, wayfinders. More than just warriors, or conquerors, or however most would like to put it.
I originally wasn’t going to do this, but because you mentioned (elsewhere) that you’re focusing on dusk, I want to take a moment to extrapolate on this thought. The reason I say this is because of how they view stars.
Mandalorians are generally not considered to be religious. But the language they speak is still very deeply steeped in poetic concepts — grasping at the enormous and unthinkable with words as clever and broad as a people can attempt to embody them. Stars is my personal favorite.
Ka’ra — stars, ruling council of fallen leaders. Mandalorians still speak of those who pass as not being dead, but marching far far away. The origin of the word stars is the belief that the Mand’alore ascend to the stars, to watch over the people and to guide them.
The word for breath is kar’am. Hyperdrive is karbakar(star to star). Kar’ta is heart. Kar’taylir is awareness, knowledge, lit. to hold in the heart. Karyai is the main communal living room of a communal home, where a family convenes to spend time together — and often the last bastion against an invasion.
Jate’kara, luck, destiny, literally good stars, a course to steer by.
All of these words stem from stars.
Black, the color, is literally a starless night. But, while the impulse is to go for something negative, I would actually pull away from that. Mandalorians, in general, also view adversity (something difficult, something terrible, something terrifying) as something to challenge and overcome as a way of life. A starless night is not to be feared but to be met.
A starless night may also be indicative, poetically, of a place or a people or an event without justice. And that void, that emptiness, that lack? Must be filled. Whomsoever wears black has taken it upon themselves to fill a void and reinstate justice in whatever manner that may mean.
But also consider: a night without stars evokes a specific sort of image and feeling … which may also be completely different depending on the person in question. Someone who lives in a bright city and experiences light pollution would be used to a night without stars, versus someone living out in the wild (like Krownest) or who is dependent on the stars to travel, would be used to a night full of stars and may find it distressing or strange.
ve’vut — gold
This one is a little less straightforward.
Vut, or vutyc, indicates special. Unique, precious. Ve’(pronounced vay or veh) is unclear as to what it’s meant to indicate, but often when we see ve’ as a prefix, it’s usually from ven(future tense), but in this case it may be from vheh, earth, soil, dirt.
Gold. Vengeance. A precious future, or, precious metal.
Maybe evocative of the sun rising after a long and difficult night. The gold of the sun rising is a promise of a future — or at the very least, the feeling of surviving to tomorrow. This might be too poetic though lmao, and tbh … I really like the simplicity and the directness of precious metal(lit. special dirt, lmao).
The funny thing here is that though I have gold and yellow listed together for meaning (as they are, generally, considered under the same banner of Vengeance), the word for yellow is different.
shi'yayc — yellow
So. I’m not really a fan of this word, to be perfectly honest with you. I’m of the opinion this is less an actual color and more an adjective meant to describe something else. But regardless, here it is.
From shi, just/only, and yayc, which may be from oyayc, meaning alive (or oya! which carries many meanings and generally overwhelmingly positive). Generally though, with the yc added to the end, it’s less a noun and more an adjective, so it might actually be meant to be a descriptor (ie. yellowing of skin or eyes etc).
Yellow. Vengeance. Only just alive, or barely dead.
Maybe comparison to, say, a recently deceased person — but that only really works if one assumed that all dead persons are pale and turn yellow when they die, and that’s a weird assumption to make in the context of mandalorians.
Also consider: yellow is dull compared to the shine of a metallic gold. Less intense in that way. My question is what becomes of a person after they’ve enacted vengeance? What becomes of a life devoid of a perpetual motivating force like that? What happens when gold loses its sheen and fades, dulls?
Am I just taking this too far, to the next level it doesn’t need to go? maybe
you pondered about the connotations of yellow regarding ‘just/barely alive’ and its comparison to gold. I thought maybe it’s about flames/light - like a bright vivid flame is a bright gold, while the flame, when it’s only small and ->barely alive<- has more of a dull and yellowish shine.
I hadn’t even consider that it might have been referencing intensity of light/fire? But the way you put it, that may actually make more sense than the direction I was going in. I was definitely perplexed somewhat, like I was missing something. This sounds like what I was missing.
That could also apply for the heat of a flame, too. Like, referring to the intensity of the light, or the intensity of the heat, or both, depending entirely on context, and related to the below.
Lust for life
So, there’s no word for orange in mando’a at this time.
Consider: Yellow is sometimes indicated to also mean lust for life, depending on who you ask and what source material you’re comparing it to.
It’s entirely possible that mandalorians don’t have a way to differentiate between yellow and orange. Some cultures do display a limitation in language, seeing what we would consider a range (yellow to orange) as all one spectrum under the same banner.
So while Yellow may mean barely alive/barely dead, yellow may also mean nothing but life.
Something to think about.
genet — gray
Gray/Silver. Mourning lost love.
Ge’ for almost, by proximity (literally or metaphorically). Net, we can assume, comes from the word for black, ne’tra. So, in this case, gray is literally almost black, but not quite. Reaching towards it, maybe, but not quite there.
I’ve used overcast before to describe gray, or the feeling of a loss, of grief, and it still applies here. Almost, not quite, as a starless night sky. Duller, paler, than a starfield. That kind of thing—perpetually in comparison to black.
Also consider that it may infer obscuring the target, instead of almost reaching black, it may act like a filter, a translucent overlay to take away or obscure intensity of (in this case from black, or night sky). Mandalorians, who are (or once was) so used to navigating by/the stars, suddenly having to deal with their guidance obscured? There’s loss, there, too.
kebiin — blue
This one’s a little … less straightforward. Ke’ is used as an imperative prefix, usually to indicate that this word/sentence is a command, but keb may also come from kebbur, meaning to try or make an attempt. Biin, or bii, may come from abiik, air (interestingly, kebii’tra indicates sky, so it’s literally blue starfield, blue space).
What is reliable? What is faithful? Following through, or making the attempt again and again—someone consistent, trustworthy. To stretch the meaning, as trustworthy as the air.
Blue. Reliability. Faithful. As consistent, or trustworthy, as the air.
I wonder if that was ever a phrase in use. “As trustworthy as the air” might ring true on a planet where they can breathe without their helmets … but what if they so happen to land on a planet that they cannot?
In hindsight, that sounds like a very mando joke to make. B’)
“Who ever is reliable all the time?” Both a joke and a very serious question.
ge’tal — red
Ge shows up again. Almost. Tal, blood. Almost blood, or nearly / like blood.
From what I understand, the Taung did bleed red, and since they were the original mandalorians, it makes sense for them to make the simplest association for the color.
Red. Honoring a parent.
This is kind of a call back, imo, to the saying “the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” as chosen family ties are stronger than that of biological ones, and consider that mandalorians are expected to shed blood for their chosen family if it ever came to it.
But also consider pointing at a rose and, quite literally, calling it like blood.
vorpan — green
Vor, figuratively, is to thank. Literally, it’s to accept. Pan… is a little difficult to discover what it might indicate, or where it may come from, but from the two other words it’s a part of (epan, for guts, entrails, and sapan for electromagnet) we can kind of infer that it’s meant to indicate core, or insides, the interior of a thing.
Metaphorically, vorpan can be understood to be accepting a task to fulfill with one’s whole being.
For context, vorpan’oy is the word for vegetation, as in bringing life to green.
Green. Duty. To embody one’s accepted task.
Not really sure why, but let’s go with that.
saviin — violet
This word is actually very close to Sabine’s name — they’re pronounced the same, just with a v instead of b. In some dialects or accent, one might say they are the same. I would argue they are.
So. Violet. Saviin. Sa’ most likely comes from sarad, meaning flower, bloom. Viin is from viinir, for run.
Running flower. Wild violets are considered weeds in some places, and so instead of run as in flee, run may lean more towards running wild, an overgrowth — or a plant that can live, even thrive, anywhere, in spite of adversity and outside forces attempting to eradicate them.
Survival in adversity.
And, maybe unintentionally maybe not, given the above I would argue it’s a perfect name for Sabine under the circumstances.
saviin sounds a lot like Sabine, which seems very very likely to me, considering the long i (or rather e - from an anglophone perspective) and that [v] and [b] are very similar sounds, so maybe Sabine is like a basic transcription or a dialect form of Saviin. Regarding the meaning of the colour/name
My etymology for it would be the following: “viin”/“bine” being a degenerated/shortened form (or even the root?) of kebiin - blue connected with “sa” - as, like, it gives “sa viin” - “like blue”, what is kind of a good description for purple/violet, implying the standard shade in mandalorian perception would be a darker bluish purple ALSO implying that the concept of purple cam up comparably late in the language, similar of the color orange getting it’s name rather late in germanic languages
I was going color by color so I missed the connection in the effort to complete the post, which was an oversight by me sadly.
It might also then directly connect the connotations of blue (reliability) with purple (adaptability, survival in adversity). They who are reliable can be depended on to adapt and survive adversity, or so on, kind of like orange (lust for life) from yellow, as thought about from above (the intensity of the flame).
Definitely some interesting things to think about.
- Can play 3 instruments: trumpet, piano, and guitar
- is very bad at the trumpet (but played it all through middle school and a little bit through high school ), can play a few songs on the guitar, and is very good at the piano. But he is mainly a GREAT singer (he joined choir when he quit band in high school)
- Is addicted to coffee. He will slap a bitch if they talk to him before he drinks coffee
- As we know Marvin is very smart. He reads all the time and Whizzer practically has to tear the book he’s reading out of his hands. But some people may not know he especially excels at math, and can do almost any math problem in his head.
- One time: He got in a fist fight with a Trump supporter (he is VERY invested in politics)
- Is a musical ho and sings them VERY loudly in the shower
- When he was little he always tried out for the school musical, but the poor kid is practically tone def. he treasured his parts in the chorus though.
- Not only is Whizzer an amazing photographer, he’s also a great drawer. He particularly loves pointillism
- He has invested his life to those BuzzFeed personality quizzes. He not only takes them himself, he will take them on behalf of Marvin (because he refuses to do it) and see what they get.
- One time: he almost became a model. But he was still in high school at the time and his parents said that was “too gay”. Boy, did his parents have a surprise a few months later when Whizzer came out.
- Is actually a great dancer
- She used to do competition dance for tap and ballet and still does dance moves from time to time.
- Is very addicted to Candy Crush
- LOVES cats. Much to the dismay of Jason, she will foster stray cats for a few days and let them back out into the wild (Jason: What if they have rabies?!?)
- One time: she was on Cutthroat Kitchen. She was not afraid to sabotage anyone, so much that she went a little ~overboard~. She spent all her money in the first round, and got all the sabotages in the next round. Mendel was still very proud of her anyways even though she lost.
- Will wear a Snuggie un-ironically
- He loves all infomercial products. He owns 3 Shamwows
- His favorite animal is a goldfish and he will go to the fair and win 10 goldfish.
- He has an ever growing Pillow Pet collection
- One time: he took Jason and Trina to an amusement park to go on this all-new-very-VERY-tall roller coaster. Mendel, is terrified of heights but wanted to be a good sport. Needless to say, it did not end well.
- Is a straight A student, but barely scrapes by in gym
- He actually was supposed to earn a C in gym because of his lack of physical ability, but many angry phone calls from Trina and Marvin later, he managed to get extra credit to get an A.
- Like Whizzer, Jason is also very good at drawing. But he draws cartoons.
- Hates public speaking. Every time he has to speak in front of the class, he gets all nervous (poor bby ;~;)
- One time: in class when he had to write an argumentative essay he wrote “why chess is better than checkers.” Which seems stupid, but not only did he get an A+, his was used as an example in front of the whole class
- Actually has two degrees: one for being a doctor and one for pre law
- She decided she wanted to be a doctor instead because she wanted to save people. Not send someone to prison
- Has a very weird taste in music. She has a Spotify playlist with half rock music and half classical music. She puts it on shuffle to “get some variety”
- Charlotte & Marvin are bffs and totally watch Jeopardy and play along together with no shame.
- One time: in middle school she tried to prove she wasn’t a “goody goody” by pulling the fire alarm. It did not go over well.
- Is VERY accident prone
- That’s actually how she met Charlotte. Cordelia broke her arm and went to the doctors office to get it looked at, and met her.
- Loves the snow. She grew up in Southern California (where they obviously don’t have snow) although she’s been living in New York for quite some time, she still gets a kick out of seeing it
- Also loves bubbles. Will buy 20 of those $1 bubble wands just for no reason.
- One time: she tried to make Charlotte cake for her birthday solely based on instructions from Pinterest. Just,,,,,, make of that what you will
– He keeps on dropping things on
purpose so you can pick them up, this way he can stare at your butt.
You know, for being the Joker, your boyfriend is pretty clumsy: he keeps
on dropping stuff all the time. Like, right now, he just dropped his pen and you
are fast to bend over and get it for him.
Intense purring immediately follows.
– J took you shopping and you were
so excited when you smelled “Gucci Guilty” for men. You thought it’s a divine
scent and he got 10 bottles without you knowing, replacing his current cologne
with the Gucci one. He has those stashed all over the place while he still
keeps in sight his usual fragrance: Clive Christian - “No.1” .
You have a feeling he smells like “Gucci Guilty”.
“Are you wearing Gucci Guilty?” you
sniff the air around him with a huge smile on your face.
“Nope,” The Joker keeps on piling up
money in boxes, trying to ignore you.
“Are you sure?” the insistent
question pops up because you got a vibe you’re onto something here.
“I think I know since I’m the one
that put it on, hm? Stop pestering me!!!” he barks your way and you just turn
around, biting on your lip, stricken with fascination: your boyfriend does smell
like GG, no point in denying it. Where is the damn bottle? (Well… bottles, but you have no clue there are
10 of them).
– You love knives; they are your
favorite weapons. Mister J believes it’s classy as hell: in a world of guns,
his girl is sooo stylish using sharp blades. You don’t know yet, but he ordered
50 personalized gold plated knives with your initials on them. He plans to give
them to you for your 2 year anniversary.
* J totally loves it when you use him
as target practice: such a turn on when the blades shriek by him, he gets very impatient.
“Don’t move, baby, I wouldn’t wanna
cut something you might need to use later, hm?” you always wink at him, teasing
even more just because you can.
Your boyfriend loves guns. So you will surprise him for you 2 year
anniversary with a special gift: you will order 20 personalized guns for him
from the place that all Gotham’s underworld knows about. Upfront they sell jewelry
but the basement it’s a different story.
“I want to order 20 customized guns: half green, half purple background,
gold plated,” you start your order.
“Sure, may I ask who they’re for? We can personalize even more,” the guy offers,
pointing towards the multitude of catalogues lying around.
“Daddy,” you reply, absent minded since some fancy grenades caught your
“Ummm…Probably… around 39,” you debate, deep in thought.
“Oohhh, OK,” the seller finally understands.”Got’cha!”
You smack your lips and it clicks for the person.
“Hold on, is the order for Mister J ?”
“Of course it’s for him, who else?!” you frown, irritated by the
“Oh my God, so sorry, I didn’t recognized you with this purple hair!”
“Whatever!” you grumble, grouchy he needed so many hints to figure it
“Would you also like to add his logo on all the guns?”
You roll your eyes, exasperated:
“Well, duh, HE IS The
Joker, isn’t he???!!!!”
“Such a Goddam temper,” he thinks, aiming not to annoy you since you are
famous for your short fuse.
totally love it when J uses you as target practice: such a torn on when the bullets
shriek by your ears, you get very impatient.
“Don’t move, Pumpkin, I wouldn’t want to shoot something you might need
later, yes?” and he always takes his shirt off, teasing even more just because
– He likes to watch you sleep.
Sometimes The Joker spends hours just staring at you. One night he cut off a small
strand of your hair and hid it in the nob of his favorite cane since it’s
hollow, this way he always has a piece of you with him. He detests being so
infatuated but he can’t help it.
You like to watch your boyfriend sleep; you spend hours just staring at him.
One night you cut off a strand of his hair and hid it in the pendant he gave
you last year and never part with, this way you always have a piece of him with
you. You hate it that you are so infatuated but can’t help it.
And you love his hands. When he’s asleep, you just like to look at his
fingers, pressing your palm against his, caressing the soft skin. Sometimes he
“What are you doing, Princess?” he opens just one eye, not knowing what’s
“Nothing,” you are fast to reply, kissing his knuckles and keeping one of
his hands prisoner for the rest of the night.
– Once every 3 months or so, your boyfriend
is in a good mood so you try to take advantage of the rare occurrence. This time,
for example, you convinced J to let you put makeup on him because you want to
have an idea on how he looked like before the “Ace Chemicals” incident. A little
bit of foundation to cover the scars and tattoos, bringing the skin and lips to
a natural tone plus a dark blonde wig with a similar haircut to cover the toxic
“Wow, you were so gorgeous before
too!” you gasp, admiring your work and how flawless The Joker seems. In your
opinion, of course; Batsy wouldn’t share the same belief.“So this is how you
looked like before?!”
“More or less,” he smirks, loving to
see you so worked up about the whole thing. “Can’t argue with that statement
though, I am a very good looking guy.”
You take a picture of him like that
and set it up as your new screensaver, gulping when he gets up all shirtless,
taking the wig off, being done with the experiment. A miracle doesn’t last for
long - just like his patience.
“I’m gonna go and wash this stuff
off,” he stretches and heads towards the bathroom when you block his way.
“Noooot so fast, handsome. I was kind
of thinking to have a one night stand with this stranger I’ve just met,” you
lock your arms around his neck, determined to have fun with him like that.
“Well, this stranger’s services are
very expensive. I come with a high price. Still interested?” The Joker grumbles
in your ear because he doesn’t want to say no to some crazy stuff for sure.
You just snicker and push him on the
couch, starting to undress.
* Later you both go to one of your
clubs to enjoy a night out. While you change your dress in the VIP room upstairs,
one of the waitresses brings J his drink, thinking she can finally get you in
trouble with your man. She despises you but you wouldn’t know since you never pay
attention to those girls.
“E-hem, Mister J?…” she clears her
throat, getting ready to talk crap.
“What?” he snarls, watching over the
club from behind the smoky windows.
“Sir, I’m sorry to bring the bad
news, but I think your girlfriend is cheating on you,” she blurs out and he
lifts his chin up to finally look at her.
“Yes, Mister J, I saw it with my own
eyes. Y/N keeps on glaring at the screen saver she has on her phone; definitely
not your picture sir. I caught her kissing the image and she turned off the
cell right away, pretending nothing happened.”
He sighs, tapping his cane on the
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, sir, I swear!” a smile appears on her face, happy you are probably a goner now.
“That woman! How dares she?!” J huffs
and pushes her away, then strolls upstairs while she silently follows.
He barges in the VIP room, slamming
the silver door behind him.
“Almost done, baby,” you cheerfully announce,
putting on another coat of mascara.
“Who is that asshole on your phone?”
he raises his voice and the waitress bites on her nails, enticed at your
“Umm…My boyfriend?” you giggle and
turn to face him, wondering if you’re playing roles again.
“Boyfriend?! How dare you sleeping
with somebody else behind my back, huh?” and he tosses the cane to the floor
with all his strength, making the woman jump on the other side of the door.
Oh, she’s gonna get it ! she victoriously chuckles to herself, silently clapping.
You are going to get it, but not in the way she thinks.
“I couldn’t help it,” you play along,
not having a clue about what’s going on but if he wants to go this way, heeeeyy,
works for you.
“You are so paying for this, nobody
cheats on me!!!!” J yells, starting to rip your dress off while you do the same
with his shirt.
She’s going to pay for it ! I hope he kills her,
the woman gets all excited, waiting for the bad turn she is responsible for.
You are going to pay for it, but not in the way she thinks.
She hears a loud thud, your scream
and The Joker grunting, then …moans?!
What the hell is going on?! she wonders,
baffled, still listening at the door for a few more moments before leaving.
Needless to say nobody saw her again after that night. Who knows what
happened? People disappear all the time, right?
– You can fix things and J goes
insane for it. He breaks shit on purpose.
“Doll, we have a water leak under the kitchen sink !” he shouts and places
his elbows on the table, waiting for you.
“Again?!” you reply from the balcony,
but go and get the tool box so you can take a look. You get under the sink and
begin to work on the problem.
Intense purring immediately follows.
You don’t know how, but something always breaks around the penthouse. It’s
a mystery since everything is the best quality money can buy. Like, why do you
have another water leak under the sink?! You just had one two days ago. And The
Joker is purring so loud. Why is he all excited about?!
– You love huskies so J got you a puppy. Best
present ever! Since you love Japanese names, you named the fur ball Yuki. The
first trick you taught your doggie makes you melt when you watch it in action:
“Yuki, go bite Daddy!” The puppy jumps from your
lap and charges at your boyfriend, grabbs his shoelace and pulls on it while growling
up a storm:
“Grrrrrrr!!! Grrrrr!!! Grrrrrr!!!!”
J would love to break its neck, but how can you kill something that kind of
growls like you?!
“Cut it out, mutt !” he threatens but
bends over to pet the puppy. He hears you whistling with admiration.
“Wow, nice ass baby!”
* The puppy likes to sleep on your
tummy. You are watching a movie with J and it’s boring so you need something
more interesting to see.
“Yuki, go bite Daddy!” The doggie’s ears go straight up and he rushes
to get the enemy, pulling on the t-shirt he didn’t take off yet.
“So annoying!” The Joker complains,
but caresses the fluffy pest and as a response he gets licked all over his
face. And barked at too, in between.
You are absolutely and utterly
“Now I have two sets of blue eyes I
adore,” you grin with admiration, and your boyfriend doesn’t like that.
“I’m the only one you adore. Period,”
and he starts growling.
Yuki’s tail wiggles with eagerness while
jumping up and down by The Joker.
“Grrrr!!! Grrrrrr!!! Grrrrr!!”
J growls some more; Yuki is stunned
and continues to growl also.
“Are you two having a contest?” you
start laughing, reaching over to separate the two feisty males. The puppy
cuddles in your arms, barking at his other owner.
When The Joker’s arm reaches towards
you, Yuki hops on it, keeping it in place, not having any of it.
“Stop it, mutt ! I need my girl!”
His fingers are softly getting chewed
on and more growling follows.
“Seriously?! I want to have sex with
my woman, get lost!” and Yuki gets lift up and locked outside the master
bedroom, but not before it gets more petting and squeezing. His intention was to
break the puppy’s neck, but how can you
kill something that kind of growls like you?!
– J hopes you are not going to
notice how much he’s obsessed with you. It will get to your head and he already
spoils you too much.
You hope that your boyfriend won’t notice how obsessed you are
with him. It will get to his head and you already indulge his every whim. Even
if he is soooo clumsy. Like, right now, J just dropped his gun and you are
quick to bend over and get it for him.
This is the king from Double King by @felixcolgrave. Check him out if you want to see some awesome art and animation. Also, I might add hands and maybe feet later. If I add more detail to the crown, I made need to make a bigger version of this.