also i live in the attic

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do you want to come up to my kingdom in your attic?  i live in your attic, it’s where i keep all me things. oh here’s a fair warning mate, you got a dirty ceiling up here. you might wanna scrub the tops of it. i just wanna let you know, right, you got ceiling mice. you got ceiling mice up here - you got a  WHOLE  clan of borrowers.

Attic notes, post-bomb blast:

Hi, everyone. Yeesh.

We’ve been through it, huh? I’ve missed you. I think we’ve all missed each other.

Despite the difficulty we’ve had these past few months—and despite my sudden and untimely disappearance (sorry… where tf did the time go?)—the Johnlock conspirators remain the most dedicated, passionate, interesting, smart, diverse, and brave group of individuals I have ever encountered, and never would have encountered without the power of the internet. We live in a terrible, horrifying, dystopian future, but it is also beautiful, because we have the technology to connect to each other and come together to share, think, and create… like this.

When wondering how the Sherlock fandom could lead me to such a perfect storm of people who understood how I related the world, it wasn’t difficult to figure out why. Sherlock is a story of an intelligent, isolated outcast whose heart wants to help individuals out of compassion for their lives, despite his social ineptitude. He is a character with his own sense of justice, a disregard for public opinion, and a love for his work that protects him from the vulnerability of opening up to others. We are, after all, what we eat. And the message that unites everyone in TJLC is not that Johnlock was going to happen in series four, but that love is the center of the story. Love will conquer all.

And they do mean ALL.

At the BFI & Radio Times Television Festival on April 9th, Mark Gatiss said of the fourth series, “The only heretical thing is modernizing it, the rest we try to go along with the stories.”

We all know how they really feel about these stories. So what is he talking about?

The closet.

Series four is inconsistent, confusing, jarring, illogical, contradictory, genre-reliant, chock full of lies, and timeline-fucked because so is canon. To create an entirely faithful adaptation, Watson’s unreliable frame narration, which serves to obfuscate his relationship with Holmes, (and as Moff often brings up in regards to HLV, to protect the liberty of a guilty party) must be faithfully adapted, too. In doing so, Sherlock itself becomes a thesis on the true nature of canon that, let’s face it, currently doesn’t exist outside of our oft-ignored echo chamber. And our compulsory-hetero society is such that Mark and Moff have the opportunity to play out the exact same social masquerade ACD played all over again, but finally, finally, with a groundbreaking rug pull that ensures Sherlock Holmes goes down in history as a gay icon, always has been always will be, make no mistake.

As much as Sherlock is a love story about a kiss that will leave all others behind, its supervillain-sized obstacles represent the supersized figures that have stood against the homosexuality of Sherlock Holmes for over a century: CAM (Mass media and surveillance), Mary (heteronormativity), Mycroft (The British Government), Moriarty (Cultural anxieties that gay love is dark/salacious/perverse). M, The Black Lotus, and The Spider signify the different ways in which they interconnect… and there’s much more to say on this subject. But let’s get some of the water out of this living room.

We were wrong. That’s it! We were wrong. I have issues with how series four was handled, and am infuriated by some of the choices that have been made. But in the end, part of the reason why the devastation was so devastating was that we weren’t prepared to be wrong. Not even wrong about the conspiracy! Just about January! This show takes too! Fucking! Long! To air!

Come to think of it, that probably should have been one of our central tenets:

  1. They lie.
  2. The show is gay.
  3. Sherlock has been imprisoned for 100 fucking years and this has been planned for 7 so shut the fuck up because all hope and suffering are relative when you simply surrender to the relentless march of time and the cruel indifference of the universe.

Series four was way, way, lower caliber than what we’re used to from the show we love. But our reading of the narrative still makes sense. I don’t care what anybody says—it does! It makes perfect sense! It makes better sense than the mess casual viewers just swallow like warm paste—like so much other television these days! TJLC is a community full of active viewers, who are able to really see what’s happening on screen, what it means, and pick it apart. We’re attuned to picking up these messages and are practiced at it. Though we definitely honed our skills with our elephant glasses, the ability to look at media with a critical eye and understand what is being said to us is more important than ever in the digital age.

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literally all I want is an au where when the Robins are asked about their identities, they bold-faced lie through their teeth

and they just end up creating these elaborate double-lives that no one is allowed to meet but they talk about them when asked with half-truths and lots of splicing like 

“So how did you become Robin?”

“I embezzled funds from him not realizing who it was, and he was so impressed he wanted to see what else I could do with proper guidance and training. He may have also been a little scared of what I would do without a strong moral compass. You should see what I can do with a piece of string, two boxing gloves, and a haz-mat suit.”

“What’s it like living with Batman?”

“Eh, it’s okay. We need to replace the windows soon because someone keeps grappling through them, but so far none of the other tenants have figured out why, so we figure we’re probably fine as long as no one shuts the attic window again.”

“So what do you do for fun when you’re not in uniform?”

“Stalk Bruce Wayne–”

What?”

“–’s kids’ social media profiles.”

This Is Going to Be About Heroes

Enough of the educators who were at ALAN/ NCTE ‘16 have asked me for the transcript of my keynote there that I’ve finally decided to post it. Here it is, give or take.


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This is going to be about heroes.

I’m going to tell you three stories about heroes and bravery, and then I’m going to tell you how all three of those stories could be told differently.

Nowadays, I find myself a professional storyteller. A maker of heroes. I spend my days putting swords in stones, monsters under beds, ghosts in attics. I have learned that often the difference between a hero and a villain is merely the narrator I choose for the lens of the story. I have learned, too, that the difference between a horror and a romance is sometimes as simple as where I choose to begin the story. A tragedy and a comedy can convey the same events — the difference is in how you tell them.

I’ve also learned that this isn’t just true of the stories I write. It’s true in the story I’m living. The first hero I ever built was myself.

So. These three stories. I’m sharing these three stories about heroes because I want to talk about how the most important stories we tell are the ones we tell about ourselves. Those who have the power and wherewithal to change the narrative of the events around them are the ones who will change the future. Those who have the guts to say “that’s not my version of events” when they hear someone else telling their story are the ones who get to own their own story.

Here is story number one: I drove down to NCTE from my home in Virginia on Saturday. It was supposed to be about a seven and a half hour drive but it turned into a ten hour trip because of Atlanta traffic. Because of my car’s tiny gas tank, I ended up stopping for gas three times. Each time I pulled into a station, a thing happened, the same thing that’s been happening every time I park my car in a public place for the past month. I’ll get out of my car and swipe my card at the pump, feeling like there are eyes on me. I plug in my zip code and put the fuel nozzle in the car, and as I do, I’ll see that the eyes are attached to a motorist or a pedestrian who has paused to stare at me. By the time the tank is full and I’ve gotten my receipt, I’ll discover that they’ve made their way over to me. The conversation goes pretty much the same way every time.

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anonymous asked:

You know those huge, rabbit-sized rats? Imagine them around the size of a Cybertronian's pede. What do you think would be MTMTE Rodimus, Megarton, Whirl and Rung's reaction to seeing it, and their reaction to their cybertronian s/o screaming bloody murder at it? (I saw one in the attic... Also I didn't see anything about character number in your rules, so sorry if it's too much. <3 U !!)

I’ve never seen big rats that sounds scary!!! I live in Florida; the rodents are pretty small but the bugs are huge. 

Rodimus is screaming with you. He throws you over his shoulder while yelling for Ultra Magnus and climbing onto his desk. 


Megatron is really good at pretending he’s not dying inside. You’re told to stop screaming so you won’t scare the little guy into getting aggressive. Calmly, he captures it before realizing he has no idea what to do with it. It ends up becoming Swerve’s pet. Everyone hates this.

LBR Whirl shoots it. Whatcha screamin about? 


Rung is done. He’s just gonna nope on out. Not this shit, not today, no thank you. He’s calling some other poor sucker to deal with this. He’s disinfecting his whole office. He’s sleeping in your berth because what if there’s one in his quarters? 

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Meisiu’s base game starter home challenge

100% base game without any cc. Think you can do it?

Rules:

  • Must be under 20k.
  • Include basic necessities (A bed, stove, fridge, toilet, shower etc.)
  • Base game only & no cc

Once the build is created, share some screenshots and challenge some people. You may put your houses for download if you want. Tag your posts #BGSHC and on the gallery as well (:

Err… I guess you guys followed me long enough to know that building is not my selling point. Anyway, this house featured all the basic minus the wardrobe because let’s face it - who use the wardrobe anyway? It also has an attic as seen in the last picture. Play-tested with a family of 4 and they seem to live just fine. The whole package cost 12k, not bad for a family home ;) 100% CC free because the goddamn game refuse to cooperate with my mod folder in :(

If you think making your sim kids sleep in the attic is a good idea, the lot is called Poppy Cottage. My origin ID is Harujii. You can also use the hashtag #ageispoliis. I forgot to use the challenge hashtag but you get the idea

I tag whoever wanted to do this!

vanessastokesartonline  asked:

How would Akira act towards a S/O that preferred tea rather than coffee? I know it's not a deal breaker or anything, but he does live in the attic of a coffee shop.

  • Most likely, Akira would be very neutral to their tastes
  • Like, everyone has their preferences!
  • Akira would practice making tea for his S/O, especially since tea and coffee aren’t strangers to each other in terms of how they’re made.
  • It’s also likely that Cafe LeBlanc also has a small tea variety, not large like the coffee at all, but since it is a cafe, Sojiro would have to cater to people like S/O who prefer tea over coffee
  • Akira would totally surprise them with new types of teas that he would pick up! From the classic tea bags to homemade ones to ones from flowers, he would always be experimenting to find the ones you really like
  • I think Akira would appreciate the taste of tea on his S/O’s lips over the taste of coffee, especially if it had a faint amount of fruitiness to it
  • Though that doesn’t mean he isn’t up to tasting other teas on his S/O’s lips!
  • He finds tea very calming compared to coffee and honestly because his S/O would likely smell of tea he would always need to be around them like this boy needs a moment of relaxation honestly
  • Akira would start drinking a lot more tea with an S/O that enjoys tea
  • I think this boy needs to calm down with the caffeine its not good for you;;;
  • Akira would probably take his S/O on a lot of study dates, especially during exam season and order tea and cookies for them so they can relax and not be stressed about the tests
  • Speaking of stress, if Akira ever sees them stressed out you can guarantee he’s already boiling water and giving them their favorite to calm them down and have a talk over
  • I don’t think Akira has a preference over coffee nor tea, but instead enjoys trying new things and experimenting

Juniper Cadet for @cuteplumbbies / Pilly Weeping Willow’s BC

Artistic - Family Oriented - Friendly - Cat lover - Schmoozer

My name is Juniper Cadet and I pronounce myself as she or her. I was born as an only child in a small village in the neighbourhood of Moonlight Falls. Both my parents were ghosthunters, but I myself never liked supernatural stuff. I always felt alone as an only child, it made me develop my family oriented trait. I’ve also always been very fond of cats. When I was around fourteen years old, my parents bought me a cat, and it has been my best friend ever since. 

I’m currently studying Fine Arts at the Sims University. Art has been my live ever since I had discovered the easel in my parent’s attic. After I get my degree, I want to work as an indoorarchitect. My housemates say that I am a very friendly person, but a bit of a schmoozer as well. According to them I can’t stop talking sometimes, especially at parties. 

After I saw Pilly’s appeal for ‘The Bachelor’, I immediately called my housemate. According to him I have been alone for to long and I need someone. It’s been almost two years since I had my last relationship. I really hope Pilly is the one for me. 

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anonymous asked:

The whole living in Ben's attic is complete bull. more with them involving who did Harry bring home to sleep in the attic. Like, what the actual hell? If I was there during the interview i'd question "Didn't you live with Louis?" and watch Ben Wiston sweat, like i cAME FOR THE TRUTH JANICE, that is all.

Can u believe barry used to bring girls to ben’s attic while ed used to sleep on the couch in the same room while harry was also living with lou n tom at the same time lmfaoo

Setting aside everything else we know: Harry would never be the type to bring someone to Ben’s attic to hook up with them. They also act like Harry literally spent every day of those 20 months at Ben’s. Even if he was staying there (which we all know he wasn’t) he was touring and recording and doing press.

i’m just imagining long-legged harry styles crouched in an attic that isn’t his for 20 months straight coming down occasionally for food scraps then scurrying back up it really does sound so ridiculous

I wonder if Akira would ditch his glasses after high school or if he’d keep them partially because he’s so used to them and they’ve become a part of his aesthetic and partially because everyone else is so used to him having them

gaslampsglow replied to your post “Sometimes I get angry re: how the basics in life are easier for…”

Whenever Jo and I buy the Giant Crumbling Victorian Manor and fulfill our Addams-y destiny, there is an open offer for you to move into an attic/tower room and become Grandmama Addams. Even living as a gruesome twosome is rough, and group platonic found-family living is the ideal.

(a big family sharing a house is BY FAR the ideal, yes good.)

(also i am gonna be the BEST FUCKING GRANDMAMA, YOU WON’T REGRET THIS)

flowercrownpiper  asked:

i'd literally die if you did nurseydex 92 omg

92. “I want you to be happy.”

Will loves Derek. Derek loves Will. That’s not the issue.

No, the issue is that while Derek loves Will, Derek does not love that, even now, Will still won’t tell him when he’s having a bad day. And not just an ‘it’s raining and I’m cranky’ bad day (definitely not those - Derek hears all about those), but an ‘I can’t get out of bed’ bad day, which Derek knows from experience is infinitely worse and much harder to handle on your own. 

So he makes an effort to notice things, because if Will doesn’t want to tell him, that’s fine, he’ll just figure it out himself. He’s got a little list now, a small one of things Will does on those days, and occasionally he finds new things to add to it. It’s a process, but until today, Derek thought it was coming together nicely.

Today, Will hasn’t done a single thing on Derek’s list. No mumbling into his coffee, no nervous tapping, no fidgeting.

Today, Derek woke up to an empty attic. Not entirely unheard of, but Will doesn’t have early class on Thursdays, so something’s up. 

Derek goes downstairs. No sign of him, and no one knows where he is, either. Derek frowns.

He texts Will, just a quick where are you?? 

Nothing.

Fifteen minutes later, he sends another. are you okay??? 

Twelve minutes later. will? i’m worried

Four minutes later. you don’t have to tell me what’s wrong

Finally, five minutes after that, his phone leaps off of the table. fine

And shit, if that doesn’t break his heart.

went out before class. will be back after statistics.

Derek lets out a breath he didn’t even know he was holding and quickly types out a response.

okay see you then <3 i love you

Three minutes. love you too


Derek has two and a half hours to figure out what to do before Will gets home. Clearly, today is a bad day. Will doesn’t ignore his texts like that, and that fine is mocking Derek from his cracked screen. 

He grabs his coat and bolts out the door without even stopping to try Bitty’s newest cookie recipe; he’ll think of something, he just needs room to breathe. 

He wanders for a little bit, just thinking. He would get Will a gift, but Will doesn’t do flashy or elaborate, and besides, Derek doesn’t know what he’d get him, anyway. He could plan something - dinner, maybe, but the last thing he ever wants to do on a bad day is leave the attic, and he thinks it’s probably the same for Will. He could also just surprise him right when he walks in the door, lots of I love yous and What’s wrongs, but if there’s one thing living together has taught him, it’s that Will likes his space. So that’s a no, too.

Finally, as Derek passes Annie’s, he has an epiphany.

Will might not like a big gift or some grand gesture, but a bunch of little ones?

Derek grins as the tiny silver bell attached to the door jingles brightly, as if in answer.

Yeah, that could work.


Derek makes it back to the Haus with fifteen minutes to spare - just enough time to set everything up on Will’s desk and settle in to wait. 

When his phone lights up, leaving now, something flutters in his chest, and he can’t quite tell if it’s anxiety, relief, or both.

A few minutes later, Derek hears the front door creak open downstairs and a heavy tread begin its slow ascent up the stairs. Then the knob turns and there’s Will, looking exhausted but, thankfully, happy to see Derek.

“Hi,” he says, shedding his coat in a pile on the floor.

“Hi.”

Will starts to make his way across the room, but he stops short when he sees his desk, glancing over at Derek in confusion. “For me?”

“If you want it, yeah.”

A pause. “Why?”

“Why?” Derek repeats, a little stunned, and Will nods, and Derek has to take a moment before he can answer. He could just say “Because I love you,” or “Because I thought it would help,” or even “Because I wanted to,” but none of those seem like enough. Because “Why?” is a loaded question, and damn it, if Will’s making this much of an effort to talk to him, he’s going to get a worthwhile answer. He deserves that, at least. 

“Because… because you’re having a shit day, and I get it, but I thought some of that,” he gestures to the desk, “might make it better. I hate seeing you upset, Will, I hate it, and I want you to be happy. So, if you want to talk about it, I’m here, and if you want me to just sit next to you, I’m here, and if you don’t want me here at all, then I’m not here. Whatever you want.”

By the time he finishes, Will’s brow has softened and he even has a tiny smile, the one that always makes Derek’s heart skip a beat.

“Thank you,” he says quietly and finally finishes the last three steps to the bed, where Derek is still sitting, waiting for him. He climbs in between Derek’s outstretched legs and tucks himself up under his chin with a sigh. 

“Of course,” Derek says, and then, because he doesn’t know what else to say, “I got you coffee from Annie’s. Oh, and Bitty baked blueberry pie, your favorite, so I saved you a slice, but then Bitty  saved you a slice, too, so now you have two. And I went to Founders’ and picked up your laptop charger - Chow told me you didn’t have it for class today, I’m sorry, that must have sucked, and-“ 

But Will cuts him off with a kiss. "I love you.”

Derek grins. “I love you too, but you didn’t let me finish. And I found thirteen quarters for you just in case you decide you’re finally done with the dryer and you want to do your laundry in the dorms again, and I ordered takeout for us to have up here because I wasn’t sure if you would want to be downstairs with everyone else. Is that okay?” he finishes nervously, and Will nods.

“That’s perfect, thank you. And Derek?”

“Hmm?” Derek hums, resting his chin on top of Will’s head again and holding him tighter.

“I always want you here. You make me happy.”

And it’s sweeter than any sonnet Derek’s ever heard.

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random list of my favourite characters — catherine ‘cathy’ dollanganger (dollanganger series)

“I would also like to raise a toast to Corrine. I was also at the Foxworth Christmas Party 12 years ago. See, my brothers and sister and I lived in the attic, locked up by our Grandmother. Kept hidden away like a dirty little secret by your dazzling hostess, our mother. I see that you’re shocked to learn Corrine actually has children, had children in the case of my two younger siblings.”

http://srslycris.tumblr.com/post/159717705105/iftheresnolove-no-part-of-harrys-interview-got

omfg perpetual manipulator worshippedlove is hard at work, this is so sad. I’ve been happy skipping a lot of the detailed analysis of their posts that i would have done a few months or a year ago, but whatever, I don’t want to let this mess rest. the “calm, rational” sounding nonsense always bothers me more.

I think the song lyrics printed in the interview that he has in his notebook (no clue if they’ll be in the album) are probably totally something that happened to him, but with one of his childhood girlfriends. I really don’t think, even if he actually was straight, that he’d be worried about what Anne would say about his girlfriend’s clothes, or that Anne would be judgemental about their clothes in the first place. I think he reproduced what his childlike brain was thinking at the time.

Here’s the song lyrics:

And promises are broken like a stitch is … I got splinters in my knuckles crawling ‘cross the floor/Couldn’t take you home to mother in a skirt that short/But I think that’s what I like about it … I see you gave him my old T-shirt, more of what was once mine

Yes that sounds like childhood Harry. Definitely. Definitely a childhood relationship guys!!! HE’S NEVER BEEN WITH OR AROUND OR INTERESTED IN A WOMAN SINCE HE WAS 15 THIS IS HIS “CHILDLIKE BRAIN’S FEELINGS” ABOUT CRAWLING ACROSS THE FLOOR AND WOUNDING HIMSELF FOR A WOMAN. DEFINITELY THE MOST LIKELY SCENARIO HERE.

The bit about Taylor… he was respectful and the only ‘romantic’ bit I got from it was the first quote (after he came back from his extended toilet break, which lbr it was probably to gather his own thoughts on how to respond).

The rest of the quotes about her aren’t romantic at all. Particularly ‘I’m lucky if everything [we went through] helped create those songs’.

This bit:  ‘ And if you run into that person, maybe it’s awkward, maybe you have to get drunk … but you shared something. Meeting someone new, sharing those experiences, it’s the best shit ever. So thank you.’ not romantic at all.

Nothing romantic about having an impact on someone’s life and being honored to have inspired them!!! Nothing romantic about trying to focus on the shared joy of your experiences together when you meet again and it’s difficult!!! YOU HEAR? IT IS NOT ROMANTIC, LISTEN TO HER.

The quote that starts with ‘she’ and ends with ‘them’. I don’t have much to say other than what people have already said. I’m not sure if he used ‘she’ or if the interviewer changed it. I don’t think it really matters. I think that using ‘they’ for that whole quote would’ve been incredibly risky. Read it like that:

He notes a more recent relationship, possibly over now, but significant for the past few years. “They’re a huge part of the album,” says Styles. “Sometimes you want to tip the hat, and sometimes you just want to give them the whole cap …  and hope they know it’s just for them.”

That’s a semi-outing quote right there. Why would he use gender neutral pronouns for a relationship otherwise? I think it’s possible that he said ‘they’ throughout and that his PR team decided to ask the interviewer to change it to ‘she’ (and I think it’s possible that’s when the interviewer put the Kendall assumption in). I think he was talking about Louis and I think the assumption that it’s over is done by the interviewer.

“THAT’S A SEMI-OUTING QUOTE RIGHT THERE.”

Yeah but the actual quote, without you pretending it was changed by “his PR team” (which he’s not responsible for but he also is responsible for?) is, “'She’s a huge part of the album,’ says Styles. 'Sometimes you want to tip the hat, and sometimes you just want to give them the whole cap …  and hope they know it’s just for them.’”

The “she” refers to the specific person. The “they” refers to the more general situation and how different relationships leave you feeling. But sure, write 4 paragraphs about how he didn’t really say “she” at all probably and is basically outing himself because you know he didn’t say what he actually said and obviously would never mention an ending relationship, that was totally made up, because everything is about Louis all the time. Sure.

Blah blah blah, they’re also obsessed with Ben saying Harry lived with him for 20 months as if everyone will think he slept in the attic for 20 months worth of nights and only Larries will know it’s a lie, instead of every sensible person knowing that this means he mostly stayed with Ben in between touring and other travel for a span of 20 months. “Ben is lying, Harry is lying, Harry didn’t mean what he said, I know what he really means,” the post goes on.

“No part of HARRY’S interview got me upset tbh,” she says. Because she denied and ignored and rewrote every part she didn’t like. Funny how that works.

What we learned from “The New Lars”


-Steven can basically possess people like he can with his melon children
-Lars is a piece of garbage and I love him so much
-Steven ships lars and sadie so hard man, and thinks he will be the uncle to their future child(ren)
-Lars suppresses his emotions, which is relatable man
-Lars sleeps naked
-Steven wanted to protect Lars’ privacy and just put on clothes as soon as he woke up, which is something not a lot of people would do if they swapped bodies with someone
-Lars lives in the attic of his parents house, at his request
-His real name is Laramie and he is a very bad student since he puts in little to no effort
-His dad’s name is Dante, his moms is Martha, and also his parents are so sheepish and cute like I feel lars just pushes them around
-Steven doesn’t understand the public school grading system
-His parents keep all of his childhood art in picture frames on their wall
-His mom got him plugs with hearts in them thats so cute man
-Lars likes to swear
-Lars is so god damn lanky
-Steven in lars body freaked onion out man thats the first time I saw him uncomfortable
-The cool kids genuinely like steven and are more like sleeping tigers
-Steven being nice as lars is really out of character
-Lars is 100% a tsundere
-The cool kids saying “maybe lars is actually a good guy who likes making people feel good”, so they basically see actual lars as the inverse of that
-Buck Dewey has a dance crew
-Steven/lars got some sick dance moves
-”Well if it aint the human boomerang, always coming back to me”
-Sadie lounges around in a robe and bunny slippers
-Honestly sadie you could do better than lars, thats a fact
-Sadie uses a pile of stuffed animals as a bean bag chair
-Sadie likes horror/slasher fics
-”And you love me? Even like this?”, Oh my god this is crying breakfast friends all over again huh
-Omg sadie, the feels man you’re so good dont let lars tell u otherwise
-Steven is really messing things up man, like boy
-”Lars would never apologize to me” Sadie girl thats hella sad like I know you really like Lars, but come on sadie
-The cool kids literally don’t even know Sadie’s name, they call her “donut girl”, which like I can understand because they’re not really in the same friend group, but come on you guys live in a city with a population of like 20
-Lars’ parents are okay with stalking him
-SADIE CAN BUST A DOOR IN HALF WITH HER FOOT
-Lars’ parents are basically just waiting for their trash son to be a terrible person, gotta set those expectations low man
-Wow so many humans are in the temple house omg
-Steven’s powers are only a one way street, so he literally just possessed lars
-Okay but Lars has every right to be angry tho? Like I know steven was just trying to help, but like boy you cant just cross a line like that??
-The cool kids trying to protect Steven was really nice, but like I feel steven kinda just destroyed whatever friendship them and lars had
-Buck’s dance crew came home with a silver trophy
-Lars has actual feelings for sadie, and even though he is still a trash boy, I really hope that relationship can work because I fell sadie can bring out the best in him
-Lars and Sadie’s relationship and friendship is very complex and sort of messed up, but if Steven ships it then so do I tbh

Thoughts and Observations on Until Dawn’s First Person Prototype Version

So I’ve been watching this video with the newly-uncovered prototype first-person version of Until Dawn that was original going to be a PS3 Playstation Move game, and I of course have some thoughts and observations about it. Also for people who don’t want a watch a 42-minute video you can just read this, since i pointed out most of the important stuff lol


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How old were you? 14-16
Where do you live? Atlanta, GA
What were you into? I have a thing for maps, so I nailed a giant map tapestry to my wall. Also love music so I have a bunch of framed pictures of artists, but you can see them in the photos. 
What made your room so awesome? My bedroom is pretty much in the attic, so it has these sick vaulted ceilings that make it super cozy. I’m also obsessed with my closet - I put a bunch of glow in the dark stars on the walls, replaced the door with sheer curtains and I used a sheepskin rug to make it super comfortable feeling :)

mochipoof  asked:

Could you write how the RFAs would react to MC moving in with them? How it comes up? How life is for the first few weeks or something haha :') Do they just buy a house?

a/n i’m going to do the first few days week/s with the RFA because hOLY FUCK? they’d ALL stay where they currently are at first but i think they’ all move somewhere bigger when they got married or had kids?? they’re still just bf/gf so no mortgages for now ;u;

Yoosung

  • i think he’d suggest moving in but very indirectly 
  • “ i wouldn’t be late to classes if you woke me up directly you know..
  • “yeah maybe idk”
  • “YEAH OKAY COME OVER”
  • “… I mean only if you want you I’m not forcing you” (he’s whispering by the end of it)
  • so it’d be very quick and very short notice and when did this happen i’m literally moving into a 4 year old’s house isn’t this illEGAL??
  • so you’d bring in the last box and and you’’d shut the door and just stand there like
  • “this is home now I guess?”
  • then it’d hit both of you that like you live together now and all of a sudden he’s shy and just kinda scratching the back of his neck
  • “so..”
  • “yeah..”
  • “want to play LOLOL?” guys .. what did you even expect
  • the first few weeks would consist of snuggling and playing games and onesies -  it’s like the first few hours of a sleepover when everyone’s reaALLY hyper
  • there’d be unpacked boxes everywhere for weEKS (lazy mfs)
  • also the first few weeks would be living off ramen and sweets and getting 0 sleep (take this however you want)
  • you don’t even argue over chores because who gives a fuck they can just chill there
  • when theres a bug in the attic you’re both screaming aren’t you supposed TO BE A WARRIOR YOOSUNG
  • BUT I FIGHT DEMONS NOT WASPS
  • - WAIT hand me the frying pan we will outflank the enemy and i will protect you princess
  • the wasp comes closer and you both never return to the attic ever again
  • for now you probably both sleep on a pikachu bean bag or something because his single bed doesn’t fit to both of you and he feels guilty sleeping on the bed
  • the good guy who always puts the toilet seat down after he uses the toilet after the one time you flipped out on him
  • moving in with Yoosung means he doesn’t get as flustered anymore around you
  • you see him shouting and laughing a lot more and less blushing and wow 
  • you didn’t think you could fall in love with him any more until you saw him curled up on the couch with his bear onesie 
  • fuck he’s the cute one in this relationship isn’t he (yep)
  • so obviously you curl up next to him 

Zen

  • this cliche motherfucker i hatE HIM
  • he finds a clever/sneaky way to tell you to move in with you
  • makes you leave all your shit at his house over time and one day he just hands you a key??
  • “well you’re practically here all the time and you can’t get enough of me so”
  • “LISTEN HERE BI- wait nvm that’d be cool actually”
  • married couple life
  • refuses to let other people bring in the rest of your stuff in boxes (not much of it though) because he has to do it himself
  • also makes you wait outside so he can pick you up bridal style and carry you in
  • “I’VE LITERALLY BEEN HERE 100 TIMES BEFORE”
  • IT’S CALLED BEING ROMANTIC”
  • always leaves the toilet seat up fgs
  • on the second day you wake up to hear crashing and burning from the kitchen because he was trying to make pancakes for you
  • its then… that you’ll do the cooking from now on (thanks @god) but god damn it he’s always peering over your shoulder
  • “What’s that?”
  • “Pepper”
  • “..What’s that?”
  • “.. an egg.”
  • “yeah, i recognised them” (focus in school kids)
  • SCREAMING IN THE MORNING BECAUSE GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TOILET ZEN I’M GOING TO BE LATE
  • him using all your scented shampoos and you using his facial products you guys are the best duo
  • he helps you with chores though but he whines a lot (not in the first weeks though)
  • also picking out couple outfits for like the first few weeks and looking super coordinated (goals)
  • 100000 SELFIES
  • him forcing you to wear his shirt literally all the time - i have my own closet thx
  • “Zen.. I can’t wear this shirt to class it literally goes down to my thighs NOT TO MENTION it has your face on it”
  • a lot of sex in the first week??- fucking beast mode slow tf down
  • takes loads of slips of you drooling while you’re sleeping 
  • you threaten to cut his ponytail and i’m p sure that’s the first fight you have living together
  • but its quickly resolved when the X Factor comes on and you’re sitting on the couch with him judging everyone
  • “she can’t even sing”
  • “I KNOW RIGHT”

Jaehee

  • who suggested this - how did it happen what the fuck
  • SHE definitely planned this out but couldn’t actually ask you so it was just like a matter of when will she manage to just come out wiTH IT GOD DAMN IT
  • she lets it slip out a few weeks later mid conversation
  • “well maybe if you lived with me then we wouldn’t be having this problem”
  • literally slaps her mouth
  • but you just shrug and respond with okay and i swear she melts and looks like a tomato
  • THE DAY BEFORE YOU COME OVER SHE CLEANS THE HOUSE LIKE 5 TIMES
  • SHE TAKES THE DAY OFF W O R K FOR IT (stress cleaning)
  • like as soon as everything as been moved in she’s the cutest person ever and always asks if you’re comfortable
  • “so.. want some dinner?”
  • but guess what
  • apart from finding out she’s an amazing fucking cook, you see Jaehee with ANIMAL pyjamas and her hair down (well fuck me)
  • a lot of blushing in the first week, it’s like re-starting a relationship with her
  • no toilet seat problems though??
  • BUT CAN I SAY JAEHEE AS A ROOMATE IN GENERAL IS AMAZING
  • everything is always tidy and guys you can share clothes and makeup and woW why didn’t we do this earlier
  • when she gets more comfortable you guys both have wine and bitch about people (jumin)
  • you all know how sarcastic she is so the sassy comments will be endless
  • “well don’t you look like a picture when you wake up”
  • “I liked it better when you were a blushing mess”
  • “well, too bad.”
  • STILL BLUSHES WHENEVER YOU COMPLIMENT HER THOUGH
  • whenever you do anything outside the house she turns innocent again
  • but as soon as you step into the house BAM she’s super sassy
  • motivates you to do work and teaches you how to make really cool pastries!!
  • invite the RFA (minus elly because she’ll kill Jumin if she sees c hairs in her house) to have cupcakes & coffee
  • saturday nights you guys sing to Zen’s musicals at the top of your lungs but she doesn’t realise you’re facetiming someone… Zen 
  • freezes
  • ur dead the next day 

Jumin

  • can we talk about the fact you’re already pretty much living with him halfway through his route
  • there was no invite its just you ended up there
  • “what do you mean you’re going home.. this IS your home?”
  • you look around and holy shit when did he move all my stuff here and how haven’t I noticed you sly motherfucker
  • did you not see in his route when he offered to redesign his house so it looks like your house
  • constantly reassuring him that the furniture is fine and that vase is worth more than my whole apartment shUT UP
  • when you go down to the kitchen to cook he’s very confused 
  • “We have a chef?”
  • “Don’t want them”
  • “WELL YOU CAN’T STARVE THATS STUPI-”
  • “i’ll just cook myself”
  • “oh right.. wait why?”
  • baby boy hasn’t ever had any homemade meals since they were all made by chefs n shit :((
  • oh may I mention that as soon as all the maids and stuff leave Jumin owns swEATPANTS 
  • YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU SAW HIM WALK IN
  • he also wears glasses? excuse me this is r00d
  • watches you as you cook like Zen but doesn’t say a w o r d but makes a mental note that you look fucking hot while cooking how??
  • makes you cook a LOT more because commoner home made meals ‘apparently’ are better than other meals!!
  • slowly he’s transforming
  • you have a private en suite toilet so you don’t argue about the toilet seat thing - rich people
  • and you have a maid to do chores?? so thats also not a problem
  • but it’s kinda funny testing Jumin on his knowledge of cleaning products
  • “Jumin.. you can’t use a TOILET scrub to do the dishes”
  • ???? why not
  • he becomes shy especially when he opens your underwear drawer by “accident
  • also flustered when he can hear you singing while doing things around the house
  • IM TRYING TO WORK STOP BEING CUTE 
  • how could I have forgotten Elly, he moves her bed out of his room (well your room too now) and you cry because you’ve come so far Jumin :’)
  • opens up to you quite a lot so there a lot more jokes thrown about between you guys
  • he. g i g g l e s.
  • you learn that he secretly also watches kdramas like his life depends on it me too buddy wait is that Zen??

Saeyoung

  • he doesn’t give you a key
  • one day he says a random phrase to you in Arabic and you just know that your relationship has moved to the next level
  • WOW I’M MOVING IN
  • as soon as you walk in with your stuff to his home you just cry
  • “I have been here for 0.35845 seconds and I think thats your underwear on the rug”
  • “…mm.. leave it”
  • but Saeyoung with a sheepish shy grin is holding up a badly home made cake saying “Welcome home!”
  • “this was the only edible cake that came out decent take it or leave it”
  • if he’s asked you to move in with him he’s 150% comfortable with your anyway so
  • first week with Saeyoung? tiring
  • no sleep at aLL
  • theres no inbetween you’re either binge watching movies on the couch with popcorn and pizza 
  • or screaming with laughter at eachother as he chases you round the house for 5 hours because you stole a chip from him
  • HE LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP ON PURPOSE AND HAS THOSE AUTOMATIC SEAT LIFTER THINGIES
  • that is the start of prank wars
  • you look like you’ve been married for 60 years already?? i mean he closes the window and farts so you’re dying and he just laugHS (fucker)
  • so you take revenge by putting clingfilm over his toilet seat and you hear screaming a few seconds later payback bITCH
  • ugly pictures of eachother sent to the RFA with dumbass captions 
  • they’re wondering how you’re both supposed to survive when you’re both trying to kill eachother after a week???
  • you guys can’t hire a maid so you both start out doing chores (after threatening him to pour all his Ph.d Pepper down the sink)
  • but somehow the old Karaoke machine shows up and what are chores??
  • it takes you a lot of time to get used to all the valuable techy stuff he has in his room i mean why is your table remote controlled?
  • why does this pillow have a wire inside?
  • whY DOES MY BED HAVE WIRES?
  • most of your fights in the first week are over food because even though you label everything he just eats it ALL
  • “Saeyoung.. for the last fuckING TIME YOU CAN’T WEAR MY UNDERWEAR”
  • you don’t leave your house once for a few weeks - its like living with your best friend its lit
  • yep things are pretty comfy living with Saeyoung and you’re always wearing his clothes (& he always turns pink)