also i bought the shirt from the video

some Concepts for you on this morning: 

  • all the one direction boys have private instagram accounts to share pictures with their families and close friends without worrying about the tabloids picking it up or management getting angry  
    • niall’s isn’t too different from his public one, lots of golf, guitar, beer, and famous friends, only sometimes he posts nature pictures from his trip around the world captioned by quotes from kerouac or 100 years of solitude. harry, ironically enough, comments HIPSTER on every single one. 
    • harry’s is almost all pictures of his favorite people – lots of louis, liam, and niall, his mum and gemma and robin, nick, ed, tomo campbell, nathan followill, the corden family, etc etc. they aren’t particularly aesthetic or groundbreaking, but they remind him of his favorite memories and that’s all that matters 
    • liam’s has so many shirtless selfies that louis unfollowed him months ago 
    • louis’ is a strange mix of videos of himself trying trick football shots, unflattering pictures of his sisters and brother and harry, screenshots of instagram memes he knows harry will do his honk laugh at, and so many selfies of himself with the butterfly snapchat filter that even his mum texts him to say baby… ENOUGH
  • once, harry bought an art piece and didn’t realize it was an oil-painted dick joke until after he got home, hung it up over the bed, and found louis collapsed with laughter in front of it a few hours later 
  • niall can play the violin, and although it’s not his favorite, he does play john denver songs for harry when he asks
  • louis, harry, and niall have each helped design one of liam’s tattoos 
  • speaking of, niall actually does have a tattoo, but he hasn’t told anyone about it because he got it on his ass while drunk and doesn’t actually know what it’s supposed to be 
    • he calls in harry, the resident Nonsense Tattoo Expert, to see if he can figure it out, and best he can tell it’s a lopsided question mark surrounded by misspelled lyrics from the Black Eyed Peas’ Where Is The Love?
    • “don’t worry, nialler,” harry beams, patting niall’s shoulder. “i’m sure the next person to see your bum won’t be weirded out by it or anything. though,” he adds in a whisper, “just in case, maybe you should stay on the bottom the whole time.” 
  • louis and niall have a years-long bet going that they refuse to tell the others the details of. all anyone knows is that the winner gets to choose what color the loser permanently dyes his hair: niall wants louis to go green and orange, and louis plans on making niall do a rainbow. 
    • harry and liam have dedicated themselves to figuring out how to make them both lose so they both have to dye their hair. so far, they’ve been unsuccessful. 
  • louis’ laundry once accidentally got mixed with his sisters’ and he spent an entire day wearing one of lottie’s crop tops because he just thought one of his shirts had shrunk. when lottie pointed it out, he refused to give it back. 
    • “think i’ll keep it, actually,” he says, looking down at his bare stomach. “like the breeze. also, are bellybutton rings out? think i’d like one of those, too.” 
    • the next time he goes in for a tattoo, he asks liam sparkes to pierce his bellybutton while he’s there. liam thinks louis is joking. louis is not joking. 
      • when harry sees, he spends the next few days hiding all of louis’ shirts and cancelling their plans so that he can spend the whole time following louis around their house, staring at the sparkly anchor on his belly. 
  • louis and harry are the reigning champs of ping pong while on tour. they tell everyone it’s because the dream team is so connected and in sync they can’t possibly lose. the truth is, they bought their own ping pong table and practice when they’re at home so no one can beat them.
  • harry is teaching liam photography when they have time. he’s not too bad, though harry hasn’t quite figured out how to get him to stop taking pictures of his dogs long enough to try any other subjects.
  • the four of them went to a Coyote Ugly saloon in Vegas once just because they were curious (and harry had made them watch the movie a few nights before, claiming the Can’t Fight the Moonlight scene would honestly change their lives)(it honestly did). when they woke up, niall was wearing daisy dukes and a pair of boots he didn’t recognize, louis’ torso was covered in phone numbers and lipstick prints, liam was nowhere to be found, and one of the management team had to tell them to lay low until they could make sure all the videos of harry stripping on the bar were removed from online. 
    • they found liam later, wearing a straw hat and his flannel shirt tied up under his chest, passed out in the rental they’d taken to the saloon with a puppy they also don’t recognize 
  • one weekend, they recreate the Shout Out To My Ex video and send it to perrie, complete with louis in a leigh-inspired netted dress, liam in a silver negligee, niall in thigh-high black boots with four inch soles, and harry finally gets a chance to try out that leather bodysuit he bought ages ago

anonymous asked:

whenever MC is dating one of the RFA members and they go to a Halloween party but they don't know if the other one dresses up hardcore or not so they dress down, but it turns out the other one dressed way up bc they figured they were into dressing up. (it can go either way, idc.[i hope this made sense])

Yoosung

  • poor under-dressed baby
  • he didn’t think MC would go all out for a full LOLOL cosplay?
  • he just put a peter pan costume together very quick rip
  • he starts apologizing
  • but MC also apologizes??
  • turns out MC thought Yoosung would come as an overly detailed version of his LOLOL avatar and MC didn’t want to make Yoosung look bad
  • and that’s really flattering
  • everyone finds it hilarious that MC looks like they came right out of the video game while Yoosung looks like he picked his costume at the last minute from a party store

Jaehee

  • she figured out MC would be super hyped for Halloween so she bought a really pretty Alice costume
  • but MC arrived wearing a simple white shirt and shorts plus bunny ears
  • “Oh god! Jaehee, you’re so pretty! Oh, I look so plain next to you! Sorry! Gah, I should have put more effort into mine-”
  • Jaehee starts laughing and MC goes silent
  • In the end, both of them find it hilarious the fact that neither thought the other would put that amount of effort into their costume
  • still, their costumes sorta match- that’s a plus, no?

Zen

  • MC knew that he’d be very detailed with his costume but not that much
  • They felt really bad about their red riding hood costume. I mean?
  • Zen has fur on his skin
  • And they have a red cape and some otherwise normal clothes underneath
  • Zen doesn’t seem to mind though
  • MC mentions this and he doesn’t think MC looks half bad?
  • Sure, the costume may not be the most detailed but it’s clear who MC is going as? 
  • Plus Zen thinks MC looks super cute like that so it’s no big deal

Jumin

  • sure. he’ll dress up for MC. Can’t be too hard can it?
  • he just puts on fake fangs and throws on a black cape. That should do
  • nope
  • he arrives and MC is like a real vampire???
  • like he almost didn’t recognize them??
  • he’s about to head out to get himself a better costume but MC stops him
  • Jumin, this is very you.”
  • “…Sorry, I should have dressed up better. This was for you, after all.”
  • “No! Jumin, I said this was something very “you”, and I mean it! I like it, because I like the way you are.”

707

  • Who would have thought? 707 went out of his way to get the perfect cat costume
  • is that- is that a fursuit-
  • don’t analyze it too much MC shh
  • MC shows up in jeans and a t-shirt with some cat ears, tail and whiskers drawn out 
  • but 707 is in a full-body suit?
  • he’s so extra
  • he finds it cute how MC is telling him he’s too exaggerated
  • still though he doesn’t mind much and enjoys the party until he overheats inside the damn fursuit costume and has to sit down to chill

anonymous asked:

kate, if you were allowed to take one pair of shoes, one jacket, one shirt/blouse, and one pair of pants from harry's closet with his permission, which ones would you grab?

god fucgkin how DARE u put me in this position…..me,, the most indecisive binch on the planet…..this is bullying….but ok….here goes…

the gold boots bc ive been looking for Quality gold boots since i fell in love w/alison mosshart and her gold dior homme boots at the ripe age of 17. also BTW im changing the stipulations here…and saying that instead of taking HIS….he will get me each item…in my size…so he can also continue to wear them. and also bc i am small and my size six feet have no business walking around in his clown shoes. got it? good. moving on.  

this saint laurent jacket bc it’s from the most expensive series of photos ive ever seen and yk that video of him walking w/his bag and guitar slung over his shoulders and his hair flowing….sometimes i wake up in a cold sweat thinking abt that…that jacket changed me as a person.

the gucci fuck off nigel shirt bc one time i almost bought an original vintage shirt that this design was based off of on etsy for $400 in a men’s size large so yk. suffice it to say i want it pretty badly.

and last but not least….these louis vuitton marble jeans….which are, devastatingly enough, probably not actually in his closet…but he has worn them so i’m counting them. and i have a Thing for marble. 

i hope u know that this took me approximately 41 minutes to answer and caused me that many heart attacks while doing so.