also how do you text

Me @ all tv shows with women fighting with their hair down: stop. S t o p. They’re gonna die because their hair got in their freaking eyeballs while fighting instead of just tying it back. Why do women have to have long flowing locks even when kicking ass??? Why can’t we just let women be practical???

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We're going down down in an earlier r o u n d
and SUGAR, we're goin down S W I N G I N G

【I'll be your number one with a bullet】
A 〖loaded〗 god complex
c.o.c.k it and pull it

gonna be working on bios again since i’m done pouting about my links suddenly changing colors 

trashtrash11  asked:

Can you help me? I wanna make a cosplay RP blog like you, but I don't have a cosplay, also how do you cosplay?(like adding text and doing the makeup?)

Like I say every time someone compliments my makeup, I chalk it up to practice. Personally for things like bearding, I learned from TT, as well as scarring, though obviously, you should make yours unique. Though I promise, that when you get really far into this stuff, you’ll see how far you’ve come with make up skill.
As for adding text, I use imgflip to turn my videos into gifs, and it’s really easy to use, though perhaps I’m not the one to explain it well. Perhaps one of my friends could reblog with helpful additions?
Lastly, I know a few people who live for the numbers (notes and reblogs) and not for the fun of it. Please don’t let that be you. As long as you are doing this, I want it to be because you enjoy the shit out of it, not because you crave the reblogs and notes. We are all a family, a large community of nerds who play dress-up and that’s all we are. If you have anymore questions, you can message me with more specific things. I hope this helped.

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“Alright.” Viktor looks down at his clothes with a determined glint in his eye. “In order to seduce Yuuri, I will leave my shirt half unbuttoned.”

“Do NOT–”

Welcome to the main event, ladies and gents (and victims)

I had debated drawing boomsheika‘s Bill for some time, and when she indirectly challenged me to do it via text post I knew in my heart of hearts I had to…

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friendly reminder you’re no better than the admin of fykai

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Two things I want to point out about “We Need to Talk:”

Rose’s view on humans seems to have change quite drastically by the time she was pregnant with Steven. She didn’t start off as an all-compassionate, all-loving leader – at least not in the respect most of the fandom perceived her as. While she does know human have dreams and she doesn’t want to lead them astray with the impossibility of a relationship with her, she doesn’t really, as Greg puts it, respect them in the same regard she respects the Crystal Gems. For her, they’re almost like toys – things that make the earth beautiful, but simply that: things. Entertaining, funny things that come and go out of her life without much consequence on her part. And while she has said she “loved” other human beings in the same way she loves Greg in the flashback, it seems like they really were phases akin to a child and their favorite new doll.

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guys i made my first ever gif!! i know its not the best gif ever but i literally only just learned and this is the very first one I’ve made so once i get more experience, they’ll hopefully be better but I’m pretty proud of this one for now c:

Answering questions about Kirkmall

So as I totally accidentally published the Christmas at Kirkmall ask (Accident because I like to try and draw stuff for my asks and i just wanted to write down all my thoughts on it to draw then when adding tags it published and i was like oh, thats what that button does, oops hahaha. I figured it only fair that i go in and publish all of them, even if its only with words! (I still want to try and draw everything even still tho haha)

Also! I just want to thank everyone for being so sweet and taking the time to send super rad messages and thoughts and all that <3 And also the likes and reblogs and super hilarious and sweet tags <333 You are all too rad! 

But anyway presenting LONG POST OF TALKING! 

I really need to draw Hawke punching more old people in the face. Like? That would make everyones life so much richer and more fulfilled?? 

Haha probably something to that effect! And then that would go into the whole like hacking social media accounts can get SO DANGER. much like magic??? idk but yeah mages r totally nerds and the templars would b the jock equivalent yes totes

YESSSS. That is coming and in the works! Just everyone hipsters at the mall because yessssss <3 Also for me everyone in Inquisition like, fits a modern au so perfectly 

Oh Hawke definitely is. If anything she is the self proclaimed Champion of Kirkmall because she is vain and enjoys empty titles as much as Admiral Captain Isabela haha however everyone for some reason seems to love her and ask for her help with every stupid problem. No one has any idea why, but she gets the job done so no one really complains and is like omg ok we will call you champion w/e

Yesssssssssssssssss. Just yes. To all of this, so good! So accurate!

Oh of course hahaha omg basically <3 Flemeth just randomly appears everytime Morrigan trynna be cool and is just. So much cooler than her. Also for some reason I really want all of the Origins crew to be in a band, and Flemeth made Morrigan join even though she was like omg mom no they are all losers. (Leliana is like vocals and some hipster ass instrument like the ukelele, Zevran can be handsome sexy guitar, Morrigan can play bass, the Warden can sing and be lead guitar and Alistair can be like, triangle. For it is a hipster band you see. He insists to everyone he plays the drums quite well, Morrigan is like shutup u r triangle loser)

I think he would be a jack of all trades creative writing wise. Varric would try his hand at everything books, comics, EVERY GENRE UNDER THE SUN. Also omg Cullen would totally be in one of those just being a huge noodle haired nerd who is Merediths yes man.  As time goes on and he grows as a person he is less yay Meredith and more like, Imma work in this nerdy ass game store that sells those fancy stone chess sets and all those stupid mind puzzles and Hawke is like, oh my goooooddddd why are you so boring stillllll.

All of these kind messages and thoughtful comments have drastically improved the quality of my life. <3 but like no seriously they totally have and all of you guys are the greatest and so sweet you deserve every happiness :)))))) (that sounds so dumb but like, dude for real you are all collectively the greatest!)

OMG THANK YOU YOU ARE AMAZING! YELLS

i’ve been on tumblr since 2012 but it’s only now that i’m a Quality Blogger™, so i believe it’s about time. it’s been a wild ride; thank you all so much.

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