Hi my name is Alexander Hamilton and I have long powdery grey hair and a lot of people tell me I remind them of George Washington (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to John Laurens but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m also a Founding Father, and I work for a government called the United States of America where I’m the Secretary of the Treasury. I’m a federalist (in case you couldn’t tell). I love Hercules Mulligan and I buy all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing a black coat with matching black breeches and a white caravat. I was walking outside in New York. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about so I could go home and write unlike John Adams. A lot of Democratic-Republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Hi my name is Shaolin Fantastic and I have a pristine pair of red pumas (that’s how I got my recognition) with white accents and a real life samurai sword that I got for a discount and a lot of people tell me I look like Grandmaster Flash (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Zeke Figuero but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m also a DJ, and I apprentice under Grandmaster Flash where I’m in the third year (I’m seventeen). I’m gay (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly red. For example today I was wearing a red shirt and a matching red hat along with my signature red pumas. I was walking around the Bronx. It was hot and sunny so there was no shade, which I wasn’t very happy about. A lot of Savage Warlords stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Okay, let’s start with how extremely adorable Jughead is. Like, he cares so much about the drive-in and as we found out, the place was literally his home. Like, someone protect my son please. And he tried so hard to save it, talking to the mayor, talking to Fred and handing out flyers and stuff. Forget Archie and that love triangle, this is the important story here.
Speaking of Fred and Archie, look how nice Fred was to that fucking pedophile. Like, he was complimenting her, inviting her to dinner and being such a great guy and that bitch is just sleeping with his son. Ugh. I hate her.
Betty keeping a diary is so cliche™ but I love it lmao.
I AM SO HERE FOR BETTY, RONNIE AND JUGHEAD HANGING OUT. Kevin’s okay too, I guess. Still haven’t decided if I like him or not. I mean, he’s funny and all but idk he just feels way too stereotypical and I’m still most certainly not over the biphobia. But maybe he isn’t really biphobic and that was a one time thing bc how else would Betty and Veronica, who are both obviously bisexual still be friends with him? Idk man.
Cheryl, I love you for being a bitch but damn you just got your ass handed to you by Hermione Lodge, who is just as much of a goddess as her daughter.
Betty calling out Archie on his shit 👏 👏👏
but like she was so…good about it?? Like she got her point across but didn’t immediately threaten to tell and stuff. And, Archie, honey, how could Ronnie even back you up? Firstly, what you’re doing ain’t cool and secondly, that’s her girlfriend you’re arguing with so ???
Where can I sign a petition to get rid of Alice Cooper?
THE ARCHIE/GRUNDY SCENES LITERALLY MADE ME SHUDDER WITH DISGUST ew ew ew ew ew.
Betty questioning Grotesque Garbage is
👌 she was really good at that too honestly I just really love Betty Cooper man.
SHE WAS JASON’S TEACHER? SHE’S THE KILLER!!11!!!1!
“I don’t think of my students that way” lmao bitch stop lying
Jughead being a rebel with a cause is my aesthetic. And awww, he’s talking about himself and his family for once. This boy must be protected at all costs..
Archie, wtf are you trying to do, telling Betty to stay out of it? She’s literally doing what’s best for you like smh man shut up.
BETTY AND VERONICA BEING DETECTIVE GIRLFRIENDS IS MY JAM. Like, seriously, they have so much chemistry like just let Bernoica happen man. It’s literally already canon.
I would sell my soul to Satan and sell my body on the black market to make Beronica canon.
I’m fully aware I’m being queerbaited but Betty and Ronnie are just. so. goddamn. cute.
‘Jennifer Gibson’. THAT BITCH.
She has a gun in the car. THAT FUCKING BITCH. SHE’S THE KILLER!!!11!
Alice, wtf is wrong with you. Fred is a chill parent. He isn’t going to tell his son to stop talking to his best friend just ‘cause you’re a psycho who wants to control her daughter.
Okay, but like I really love Hermione and Veronica’s relationship it’s so good and–WAIT A SEC THEY’RE BUYING THE DRIVE-IN. Why must you crush Jughead’s happiness? I TRUSTED YOUR HERMIONE.
Omg Alice saw the gun oops shit shit shit (betty what were you thinking hiding it in your fucking drawer smh girl). Wow, Alice just hit a new low. It’s not cool to read your daughter’s diary
I would have felt bad after learning about Grundy’s backstory but my obvious hate for prevented that from happening thank god.
ARCHIE, GET AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN. NO, DON’T HUG HER. UGH ARCHIE WHY.
Let’s talk about the drive-in.
Poor Juggie god I feel so bad for him Archie where are you your boyfriend needs you
VERNOICA!! LODGE!! IS!! A!! FUCKING!! GODDESS!!!
Veronica Lodge is like fine wine. She gets better and better the longer she exists.
I kinda sorta weirdly like the Veronica-Cheryl-Kevin squad?? They can be the ‘burn you to a crisp’ squad.
Ooh, Kevin’s got a new hottie. Also, did I mention I really love Kevin’s dad? He’s so nice.
YAS KEVIN GET SOME (My feelings are so conflicted like I want to support Kevin because he’s the only important, openly LGBTQ+ character on the show so far but like, something’s just off about him)
Archie, please never speak to Grun–OH. HE’S LEAVING HER. YES ARCHIE YES YES YES–OH WAIT. OH NO.
SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.
Alice why tf do you have to stick your nose where it doesn’t belong?
Man, I feel bad for Fred.
Archie, don’t defend that woman, please. She deserves it.
Such drama much intense very wow.
Oh no. My bby Betty is crying FUCK YOU ALICE.
Okay, I know there’s probably some people sad about Grundy after her backstory but we got nothing but good stuff immediately after she left?
Fred and Archie having a moment 👌 👌 👌 (I mean, I feel bad that Archie cried and that he was upset but it had to be done)
Betty finally standing up to her asshole of a mother
👌 👌 👌 (I still kind of think that Betty is actually Polly but idk)
A cute scene between Betty and Archie
👌 👌 👌
The scene where Veronica confronts her mom was certainly…something.
OH MY GAWD SOMEONE BROKE INTO KELLER’S HOUSE AND TOOK ALL THE EVIDENCE. THE SAME NIGHT GRUNDY LEFT. SHE’S DA KILLER.
Grundy is like a bag of opened chips. She gets worse the longer she exists. Archie, you could not have been more wrong when you said she wasn’t a child predator. I already feel bad for that poor new kid victim of hers.
On the whole, this was a really, really good episode. I give it a 9 out of 10, but that’s because my queen Josie wasn’t in it and there was not enough Jughead and Archie and there was way too much Archie and Grundy interaction but hey, at least she’s gone now.
God, I’m literally crying over Jughead. The picture with him and his sister (who tf named them Jughead and Jellybean tho) was so adorable and so sad. My poor child.
OH MY GOD THE SCARY BIKER DUDE IS JUGHEAD’S DAD?!
Where will he go? What will he do? How will he live? WHERE WILL HE CHARCHG HIS LAPTOP ASHFRWLGHLUFU ARCHIE COME HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND
Also, I would just like to add, Betty is the best friend anyone could ever have and she needs to be appreciated more.
So, what do you guys think? What do you agree and disagree with me on? Let’s talk! Reblog this while adding your notes or send in an ask (PLEASE SEND ME ASKS) or send me a message or something and I will see y’all next week.
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Could you do a Brett Talbot smut with the song Flesh by Simon Curtis? Please ❤
My takeaway from watch the Twin Peaks premiere red carpet: The cast was genuinely excited for the revival, sung the praises of their creator/director, and expressed confidence that the reboot would “break the mold once again.”
- More REGGIE he a hottie and also should be more of a core character
- Some Reggie x Veronica interaction or EVEN Reggie x Veronica together and Archie being jealous that would be GOLD
- Archie having a music storyline that doesn’t revolve around a love interest - first grundy and now Valerie it seems like they are just putting filler romantic interests in for Archie which is kind of boring also not fair to Valerie
- MORE KEVIN
- More Kevin + Veronica Friendship
- some love interests for Kevin! What happened to Moose?! What happened to Joaquin!? These are the ships I need to see!
- More Jughead X Archie interactions they are supposed to be best friends and they aren’t even talking like what
- Also can Veronica and Jughead speak to each other and banter PLZ
Someone here is jealous ;;;))) I am sorry, this event was so cute with rui and his “rebellious” stage @suzusept I finally see the outfit you pointed out to me months ago (not my fault though, I just rarely do soichiro routes on events, only did it this time for rui)
OKAY ANON HERE’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BASTILLE.
DAN SMITH STARTED THE BAND. THE FIRST TO JOIN WAS WOODY, THE DRUMMER. THEN WILL, THE GUITARIST, THEN KYLE, THE KEYS. THEY’RE BRITISH. THEIR FIRST SINGLE IS OVERJOYED, BUT THEIR MOST POPULAR IS POMPEII. A LOT OF THEIR SONGS REVOLVE AROUND STORIES AND MYTHOLOGY LIKE ICARUS (Greek mythology), WEIGHT OF LIVING PT. 1 (Rime of the Ancient Mariner), AND LAURA PALMER (Twin Peaks).
HERE ARE THE BAND MEMBERS.THIS HERE IS DAN SMITH. HE IS THE SONGWRITER AND THE MAIN VOCALIST, AND ONE SEXY MAN. HE IS ALSO A COMPLETE DORK AND AN ABSOLUTE PUPPY. THERE IS UNI DANFROM PRE-BASTILLE. THERE IS ALSO AFRO DANFROM 2012 WHEN HE SORTA LET HIS HAIR DO ITS OWN THING. THERE’S ALSO MAY DAN, THE HOTTEST DAN OF THEM ALL WHO HAS GLASSES, A BEAUTIFUL QUIFF, AND A LIL SCRUFF.
MOVING ON TO KYLE SIMMONS
SAY HI TO KYLE. HE’S ALSO A HUNK. HE’S THE BACKING VOCALS AND BASICALLY PLAYS EVERY INSTRUMENT UNDER THE SUN, BUT HE MAINLY PLAYS THE KEYS AND THE SYNTH.
HE LIKES CATS.A LOT. A LOT A LOT.
HIS GREATEST FEATURE IS HIS WONDERFUL VINE FACE
AND OF COURSE HIS ‘STACHE
THEN THERE’S WILL. WILL FARQUARSON. WILL HERE IS THE GUITARIST, BOTH BASS AND ACOUSTIC, AND ONE OF THE BACKING VOCALISTS. HES ALSO A HOTTIE. HE GOT THAT BAD BLOOD TATTOO WHEN THEIR ALBUM HIT NO. 1. HE WAS ALSO DRUNK.
WILL LOVES RIHANNA. A LOT. A LOT A LOT. WE ALL LOVE HIS CHARM AND HIS BEARD. ESPECIALLY THE BEARD.
FINALLY, THE BAND WOULD NOT BE HERE WITHOUT WOODY. CHRIS 'WOODY’ WOOD.
WOODY IS THE HUMAN METRONOME. HE’S ALSO THE BACKING VOCALS
BASTILLE CREATES THE BEST BEATS AND RHYTHM (listen to Icarus, Of the Night, These Streets, Bad Blood, etc. and you’ll understand) AND WOODY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM LIVE. HE’S ALSO A CUTIE.
HE’S ALSO GOT THE CUTEST RELATIONSHIP EVER.
EVER. EVER EVER.
THIS BAND INCORPORATES INTRICATE HARMONIES AND BEATS AND RHYTHMS AND ALL KINDS OF INSTRUMENTS INGENIOUSLY. THE LYRICS TO ALL THEIR SONGS HOLD INTERESTING IDEAS. THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO USE A LOT OF ELECTRONICS AND SYNTH WITHOUT EVER SOUNDING TOO ARTIFICIAL. THEY SOUND JUST AS GOOD IN A VAN AS THEY DO ON STAGE. THEY CAN MAKE YOU JUMP UP AND DOWN AS WELL AS MAKE YOU COLLAPSE AND CRY.
hi my name is butch deloria and i have short black hair in a pompadour and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me i look like john travolta (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) i’m not related to james dean but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. i’m also a tunnel snake, and i live in vault 101 in the wasteland where i’m a barber (i’m nineteen). i’m a badass (in case you couldn’t tell) and i wear mostly leather. for example today i was wearing my vault jumpsuit with a matching vault t-shirt underneath and a black leather jacket, lots of pomade and black combat boots. i was walking around the vault. it was underground so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. the lone wanderer stared at me. i put my middle finger up at them.