Why is Hanzo always written in fanfics like he’s an alien? The guy travels the world….murdering ….,.ppl….. for ………….a living but hes written like “lol whats a cowboy”
Also why so serious he canonically makes pokemon references and laughs in the middle of his own jokes
The Internet Is Leaking of the day: There are countless t-shirts with the face of human meme Nic Cage on them, but now we have confirmation that the man himself owns one. We also now know he wears it with a cowboy hat, beaded necklaces, frilled chaps, a cane, and sunglasses indoors at a Guns N’ Roses gig. The world is a remarkably strange place.
Hancanon that McCree is fluent in Japanese but Hanzo doesn’t know that when he joins Overwatch. McCree realizes that Hanzo is really quiet so he keeps “attempting to speak Japanese” and butchering the pronunciation because he knows Hanzo will correct him.
During his time in Deadlock after his old home was gone, Jesse had a senior member supervise and show him the ropes of the gang. While the senior did that, he also made sure that the cowboy would swear his loyalty to the gang. This came to fruition when he mentally and emotionally manipulated McCree to do it.
Deadlock Member: “Y’know McCree, you really got natural talent with that aim of yours. I’d even say that that unnatural aiming is a gift, ya really are a kid who’s been blessed with that!” Jesse: “Ble- blessed… kid?”
When these two words are said together, it immediately triggers McCree to flashback to the day he saw his old orphanage being burnt to the ground and him discovering the owner’s corpse. He huddle onto the ground, hyperventilating and crying.
Jesse: “N-no! NO! I’M…. NA-NA-NOT BLESSED! I’M S-S-S-SO SORRY! SISTER MARY… I DIDN’T MEAN…. DIDN’T MEAN T-TO! I’M A MONSTER… I DON’T DESERVE IT! I DON’T D-D-DESERVE ANY… ANYTHING! I’LL GET AS MUCH MONEY YOU WANT! I’LL SHOOT ANYONE YOU TELL ME! PLEASE I’LL DO ANYTHING J-JUST DON’T SAY I’M BLESSED. PLEASE!”
Deadlock Member: *laughs* “Oh yeah, silly ol’ me I forgot. Ya really hate those words. Don’t worry kid.” He walks up to McCree and punches him hard in the face. “I’ll make sure ya get your due punishment.” He continues to relentlessly punch McCree. “It’s such a shame that such a hard workin’ brat had to get his life shit on and punished for it. But if ya really don’t wanna be a blessed kid. Just keep doing what Deadlock tells ya and you’ll definitely have a ticket ta hell. So make sure ya do it. Work for Deadlock’s sake. Die for Deadlock’s sake.”
Jesse: “… I don’t… I don’t deserve heaven… I deserve nothing. All for Deadlock.” Deadlock Member: “That’s right! After all, we’re family ain’t we?”
I love your writing!! <3 can you do something with a shy, anxious reader and McCree? Thank you so much!
As someone that is cripplingly shy and anxious I am so DOWN anon!
Of the Overwatch boys, McCree’s probably got the best touch with a shy and anxious S/O
Why? He’s going to do everything he can to boost your confidence!
It starts with the compliments every time he sees you “Hey there beautiful” “Lookin’ good baby” etc etc
But when he sees that’s not working he’s going to go for making you laugh! “Guess who just shot a man in the ass? This guyyyyy!” Being traditionally funny or trying to coax a shy giggle out of you when he makes it very obvious he’s flirting with you (even when you’re together) “Lemme tell ya- it ain’t right takin’ down the bad guys if my favourite Y/N ain’t around to watch me <3” “C’mere, lemme show you how to really fire a magnum. <3” Do you see how cheesy this is? McCree is the lord of Corn.
Prepare yourself for the bear hugs. Especially during the anxiety moments.
Oh also he is great at taking care of you? Like man. “Leave it to ol’ Jesse. I got you darlin’. <3”
He will smile super dumbly but also really cute when he actually manages to coax a smile out of you. Especially the blushy, eyes averted kind. He will strive for it. He will do everything he can to just make you giggle and laugh XD And when he finally hears it and he knows he’s managed to push back your anxiety or shyness even for just a moment? “Aw hell. Ain’t you just the cutest little thing.”
Also will hide you in his serape when you get overwhelmed and like gives the dirtiest looks to anyone that questions it like “What? You got a problem motherfucker?” “Jealous I got a cutie wrapped up all for me?”
He also introduces The Confidence Hat: it’s his regular cowboy hat but he tells you with complete genuine sincerity that he only ever walks with confidence because of two things. The belt, and the hat. “I wasn’t so big ‘n mighty back when I was a rascal. To be honest I was a skinny, weak little kid that couldn’t do shit. But I knew if I could talk a big game I could make myself stronger than I actually was- and that’s the thing! It’s all in the confidence that you got!”
He’s gonna stick that hat on your head when he sees you getting shy or getting really anxious about something minor like ordering at a restaurant and weirdly enough it kind of works. Mostly because the person that puts that hat on your head is telling you that he believes in you.