also got some new mods i wanted to try out and they are just lovely!

Story Time with Bobdude: That Time I got Blacklisted by Hasbro

Enough people were curious it seems and it’s a slow post week because of finals and EFNW, so here’s the story. It’s nothing super special but I think it’s pretty funny when you take a step back.

So way back when I wasn’t totally jaded on commissions, I actually took commissions. No one really knew who I was, so I got work from friends most of the time. One friend was a musician named Shroo, believe they go by Pearl Grey now. Anyways, he was doing a little side project with a couple other guys called the Booty Mark Crusaders, and wanted album art for their new track. Thanks to them, I was also in talks with Ponyville FM about holiday commissions of their mascot. Moving on, it was a trap/edm type song so he wanted all 3 of the CMC in, as he described it, a “thuggin pose”. I’m no stranger to the “thuggin pose” and thought it’d be fun so I made it happen. Keep in mind this was almost 3 years ago, but here’s the art I wound up making for them.

(If you want to laugh at my terrible old stuff, I keep it all up on my deviantart as a “journey through art” kind of thing.) Anyways, I sent this off to them and they loved it. They sent it to Ponyville FM who was going to promote the track with the art. As it turns out, Ponyville FM is overseen by Hasbro UK (or at least was at the time, I don’t know the ins and outs of that whole relationship), which meant it went through Hasbro UK to be approved. Hasbro saw the Scootaloo with a joint and wagged the finger at PVFM, who had to wag the finger at Shroo, who had to wag the finger at me. I simply edited out the joint and sent it back off and that’s the art they wound up using. You can see this edited art in the song video itself on youtube:

Now remember when I said I was in talks with PVFM about doing some holiday commissions of their OC? Well they dropped contact with me after this. I thought they’d simply lost interest and I was (and still try to be) just a hobbyist, so I didn’t take it personally or put much thought into it.

I went to Midwest Bronyfest something like 7 or 8 months later (shout outs to Kansas City), which was a con that had a pretty heavy PVFM presence. I was talking with Ludi, one of the PVFM heads at the time, who casually mentioned while talking to me that they could “finally commission me again”. I said “wtf do you mean?” and he told me that Hasbro UK had put me on a blacklist over the joint smoking Scootaloo from months ago. Said it meant that anyone affiliated with Hasbro, such as PVFM, was not allowed to communicate with me in any way. Turns out, it expired after 6 months, so I was off of it by the time I was at Midwest Bronyfest. I had no idea I was ever blacklisted this whole time, so it didn’t make too much of a difference. Lost out on some commissions I suppose but I don’t mind. I was never mad about it cause it never really effected me, but now I have a fun little blip in my art history.

That’s really about all there is to it, but I think it’s really funny that someone working for Hasbro saw this drawing and had to go through the effort to blacklist ya boy for it. I just find the whole thing to be totally absurd, I get why they blacklisted me and everything I just think it’s silly that that’s how it went down. Somewhere, 3ish years ago, there was a list in UK of people that Hasbro refused to work with, and bobdude0 was on that list. Moral of the story though is that Scootaloo only ever causes me trouble haha

anonymous asked:

Hey! I was thinking to ask for what would the RFA + v + saeran be like with an MC that loves videogames? Like they have a bunch of them on their pc and consoles and likes playing w/ friends when its an online game and stuff like that. A gamer MC is more appropriate i guess? Hope it won't bother you, thanks!

This was so cute! Sorry if it’s not exactly what you wanted…we got carried away…hehe;;;;. Hope you like though! 



Zen:

  • He was teasing Yoosung about raging all night on a new game besides LOLOL
  • He didn’t expect you to join in on the conversation raving about it
  • Turns out you are a hardcore gamer, and you own all kinds of different consoles and play online every weekend
  • Zen had played some video games, but because of work he doesn’t play often
  • When he finds out about your interest, he wants to play one weekend with you
  • At first, you log in online to play with the others
  • Zen gets obliterated
  • So, you settle for some co-op Hallow on the Zetbox
  • You guys get so into it, you don’t even realize you played all night
  • When the credits roll, you both are kind of stunned you beat it in one day
  • Zen leans back and winks at you
  • “Guess we make a good team, huh?”
  • He can’t remember when he had some much fun from video games
  • To commemorate it, he gets you guys couple “Player 1” and “Player 2” tshirts
  • He still teases you when you play on the PC for long hours, but if he sees you on a console, he’ll join you

Yoosung:

  • He’s talking to you one day complaining about this new gamer on his LOLOL server
  • As he starts talking about them, you notice it sounds familiar
  • “Yoosung, that’s…me.”
  • Suddenly, he’s gushing over you instead of complaining
  • You’re his dream come true, until…
  • He suggests for you to join his guild, and you refuse
  • This makes you enemies in the game at first
  • The first battle you two had against each other was intense he thought about breaking up with you forty times within the first forty minutes
  • Soon, the competition between you two actually gets kind of fun
  • But if someone else dares attack either of you, you have each other’s back
  • You guys save up and go to gaming conventions together and do couple cosplays

Jaehee:

  • She knew you liked video games, but she didn’t realize you were an avid gamer until you moved in together
  • She was getting water at 2am and she heard some loud whispering from your room
  • You had left your door open, so she comes across you directing your team members on some online game
  • After getting caught, you kind of just laugh it off and suggest she play sometimes
  • She refuses, not finding the appeal of staring at a computer for hours she does that at work
  • You suggest that she tries some Creature Crossing on the Nimtendo DS
  • She’s hesitant, but she agrees since you suggested it
  • She finds it as a huge stress relief
  • Seeing how much she enjoyed it, you just gave it to her as a gift and got yourself another one
  • In the evenings, you two like to visit each other’s towns in the game and trade a bunch of things
  • Jaehee goes crazy with interior decorating part

Jumin:

  • When he found that you really liked gaming, he invited you over to use whatever console you wanted
  • He had those huge, flat screen, HD TV’s, so playing there was like heaven
  • You didn’t want to play alone though, so you ask for him to join you
  • He’s hesitant, but he agrees…he barely plays, so he could at least put the games to use
  • You pop in Zario Kart and give him a basic run down of the controls
  • You weren’t expecting him to slaughter you
  • You also didn’t expect him to get SO into it
  • You’ve never seen Jumin yell at a screen before…it was both scary and amusing
  • Also, he’s ruthless
  • “Jumin, did you just use a blue shell? ON ME?!”
  • He pats your knee lovingly, though his eyes never leave the screen
  • “Nothing personal, dear.”
  • While he wins every time, you can’t say no the next time he asks you to play


Seven:

  • Whenever he’s busy and you’re over, he lets you use his computers
  • One time he’s done early and comes over to see what you’re upto
  • You’re completely engrossed in an online game…and you’re really good
  • He quietly sits on another computer and plays against you
  • Half way through the round, you get the gist of it and you two go head to head
  • Of course he wins
  • You never play against him online again because you swear he’s doing some sort of hacking to get a bunch of mods he’s not but you’re salty
  • But you can’t help it when you see him casually playing his DS and Nimtemcats 
  • You take out your own and start playing along
  • You both actually love it because it’s really peaceful, and you two have fun making ridiculous names for all the cats
  • You didn’t think it possible for him to add mods to a DS game, but…he is 707
  • He makes a bunch of personalized accessories for your cats, and it’s the cutest thing

Saeran:

  • He knew you played video games
  • He liked to watch you play online sometimes, but it stressed him out sometimes when there were a lot of people
  • He caught you one day playing Wingdom Hearts on a console instead of the PC
  • It looked really interesting, and he wanted to maybe try
  • “Hey…can I play with you?”
  • “Sorry, Saeran…It’s only one player…unless you can hack.”
  • There’s a silence before you realize what you just said
  • You let him borrow the game for a few hours as he does his handy work
  • Sure enough, he manages to tamper with the code and allow co-op
  • It’s a lot of fun, and usually gaming sessions with him are really chill
  • But he’s the kind of guy to constantly mock the dialogue

V:

  • He knows you play video games, and that you’re pretty into the whole thing
  • He’s supportive, but he never really joins you
  • You want to find something you two can enjoy together so you ask if he’s played any games
  • He’s so proud to show you his original Nimtendo DS
  • “V…how long has it been since you played?”
  • He pops out the game cartridge, “Oh, look! Brain Age 1.”
  • You drag him over to the TV and set up the Wii
  • After spending a few minutes hours making his Mii, you show him Wii sports
  • He’s a little awkward at first, trying not to be so obvious with his movements
  • But he loosens up a bit
  • He’ll never say anything, but you can tell his favorites are tennis and golf 

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anonymous asked:

Hey! Could I request a Scenario for Shiro where his S/O helps bandage up some minor wounds and maybe it gets an little Smexy ( If ya catch my drift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

OK, I’m so so sorry this took so long! I was like halfway through with it when my computer decided to freeze up and crash on me before I saved. I was/still am pissed.

But here we are. Just a little NSFW.

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Captain’s Colours

ANON: “Can you write something about a human on a ship with aliens and they are all really confused by why she wears makeup/does things to alter her appearance? Or recommend one? Thanks”


Well, I tried my hand at writing a small story for this anon! I’m not quite sure of the quality, but I hope you like it! If you know of any stories involving aliens and makeup, please reblog this and link them!


There were only two human crewmembers of the Explorer, and both of them were women. The rest of the crew, save for Vi, had never met a human before applying to join the Captain on her maiden voyage to the furthest reaches of space (Or rather, that one really good restaurant a few planets over, as their first stop turned out to be). As such, human traditions were quite the mystery, and one many of the crew wished to unravel.

Captain Amelie, a tall, adventurous human with very little understanding of the phrase ‘patience’, was the resident curiosity, for lack of a better phrase. Rita, the resident engineer, was persistent in her day-to-day routine, down to the minute, and her appearance was just one of the things that could be relied on to stay the same every day. Captain Amelie, however, seemed one big, rainbow-coloured ball of spontaneity.

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saint-louis-is-awful  asked:

fallout 3 was a good game!!

it was, insofar as it was my first fallout game and my introduction to the franchise. I spent many hours on that game falling in love with it, the story, the characters, the karma system. this game gave me the things i didn’t have, i.e. a father. However

  • the beginning is just terrible. why. Why. Why why why. I think someone has said this before, but the beginning to fallout 3 is like the joke answer to “how should we start a video game?” It’s cliche, and the biggest fans of fallout 3 are also the ones who modded out the beginning. I get you’re supposed to feel like you’re really making your character (roleplay or whatever), but the beginning affects 0 of the things you do in the rest of the game, 0 of the relationships you have, 0 quests. it serves to integrate you into the fallout universe, but you know what accomplishes that? the intro sequence and “war. war never changes.” i remember replaying fallout 3 once or twice and being mad that nothing you do matters in the beginning. i was cheated. my time felt wasted. it has you take a standardized test. whose idea was this? who was the guy, Bethesda? who was the guy that said “hmm. what will players like? oh i know. a standardized test that actually doesn’t matter what you answer. you think you’re doing something important? NAh. the game takes the first hour or so to make your character (btw, i know this was the first fps for fallout, but no matter what my did my character looked like the same gummy mannequin) and makes them do things that will never matter. The beginning makes me so mad because it basically tells you how the game will be. Your decisions won’t truly matter, or they won’t truly be ‘your’ decisions. The rest of the game feels like this, like everything is out of your control, and there’s nothing you can really do. In fact, when you first escape Vault 101, you’re forced to kill the police officers you grew up with. Just like that, the game sets you up to care about something like your vault security cops, but you don’t get the chance to reason with them and ask them not to kill you, or not kill them. You’re forced to commit grave moral killing. you don’t really feel in control.
  • the karma system. “it’s complex,” says the gamer journalists. “you gain a reputation based off what you do. that’s immersive.” OK, well, here’s the thing. My idea of complex grayscale morals is not “blow up a town or don’t blow up a town” within the first minute of actual freeplay you get in the game. that’s not complex. That’s not a hard moral choice. That’s not like Blind Betrayal in Fallout 4, where (spoiler) if you’re part of the Brotherhood whose mission is to eradicate nonhuman entities, you’re ordered to kill your mentor and friend because he is a synth. THAT is complex because it forces you to recognize the problem with the brotherhood’s ideology, or your own prejudice if you really do believe synths aren’t people. it explores how gen 3 synths really do feel and have all the elements of a person. it shows maxson’s idealism, but his cold-bloodedness. it shows things, and because it’s a video game, you experience them. no one needs to tell you “the brotherhood has problems.” you experience them yourself in a heart wrenching scene. Now i actually got mad at this part, because you can cop out and leave Danse alive and still be in the brotherhood (which is lame damn storytelling, Todd), so that sucked, but do you see my point? That’s complex karma. the Youtuber oxhorn makes daily videos on the morals and ethics found in fallout 4 and the dilemmas and problems the players face in the wartorn country. I’m sorry, but a lot of the choices fallout 3 gives you are like…option A) virtuous Jesus, Savior of Mankind or option B) actually Hitler. That’s not complex. In fact, this is revealed in the end too, when no matter what, you die. i know they realized they fucked up and made a whole dlc to extend the game (again, dying at the end–the joke answer to “how should we end the game?”) because, no matter what choice you make, whether you put the bad stuff in the purifier or not, no matter what choice you make, it doesn’t matter and there aren’t consequences. that’s just, such a shame, and I’m so glad the karma system was not included in fallout 4.
  • the entire focus on water and the water purifier is…well, a lame plot point. here’s my thing. in a good story, you don’t just tell people what problems are. you add environmental elements that show the story. let me use my favorite example right now, that is, the new Wonder Woman movie. the movie doesn’t tell you “Diana is an idealist, a strong warrior, a special type, and she will fight for what is right.” no, they show you. they show her as a child eager to learn to be a warrior, they show her trying desperately to win, they show her sneaking out with Steve Trevor to fight in The War because she thinks there are people who need her help. On the way to the front she is stubborn, and she sees men affected by PTSD and horrible injuries, dismal grayscale scenes that show the gravity of the situation. they show their effect on her and how she pushes past everybody to save people. but Fallout 3 doesn’t take it’s main plot point–dad and water purifier–and show you why they are important. “water is important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” says your dad, when you’re 3 or whatever. “Your mom loved water. water is so good.” but the first settlement you see, Megaton…well, they don’t have any plants. they have water pipes with purified water, but they literally aren’t using them for anything but like, the toilets i guess? What i’m saying is, fallout 3 wants you to take something seriously, but the game doesn’t show you it’s serious. In the next major settlement I found, Arefu, the problem is with some vampire cult, but not water. rivet city and the citadel don’t have farms either. like, no one has a real farm. Except for like maybe one or two homeless guys going “i need water,” no one in the wasteland needs water. It therefore isn’t important to me that the water purifier is a thing. they tell me it’s important and therefore I think it is, but that’s vastly different from showing a player through the environment and conversations that something is needed, that people are desperate, that water is vital and people are dying in the wasteland. you know what else? your domestic robot purifies water for you. he literally is a water purifier. it’s not the whole Potomac, but why the hell doesn’t my dad just construct mr handy’s to purify water to give to people? doesn’t megaton have a water purifier that just converts, like, the sand or sewage or something into clean water? because then why the hell do i need a mutant-filled super science water purifier that kills me?
  • new vegas and the previous fallouts were deserty because they were in deserts. fallout 3 is in washington DC and 200 years is enough time to pass for things to grow over. That being said, 200 years is enough time for a lot of shit. There shouldnt be still food boxes and prewar consumables hanging around in supermarkets 200 years from the apocalypse. Further, look at 200 years ago in the 1817. People were really freaking different. They dressed and talked differently. In fallout 3, 200 years does bumf*ck to the styles or culture, except that everyone is really dirty. THAT IS ANOTHER THING TOO–everything is so DIRTY and brown and dark green and gray and swampy. The houses aren’t swept and people just casually live in wreckage as though normal people don’t clean up their shit. 200 years is a long ass time.
  • i’m gonna say it again. your choices don’t really matter. they really don’t matter because you die in the end anyway (which, by the way, you can have fawkes your supermutant friend go in there and dial the number or whatever, but ohohohohononono Fawkes develops a sense of destiny or whatever the heck so that you can go in, so the creators can make you die. It’s not like it literally would save my life, you ugly green pos, but i don’t blame you. i blame bethesda for their stupid ending.) But like, speech choices? they don’t let you explore dialogue by what you actually think. Rather, they give you easy peasy ways to cop out of a hard decision or quest with something like [Intelligence] I’m smart! Give me money!. It’s just really unimmersive in my opinion to not have real conversation, which is a problem with fallout 4 too. like, the freaking evil guy? the computer President Eden? You can convince him to die and blow up everything in like, 2.68 seconds, merely because of a perk you got. Or i think you can gamble in a speech check. speech check you say? yes, i mean, saving right before a conversation and repeatedly gambling based on some number to get something you want.
  • another plot point is, so what if the enclave got the purifier? so what? will they….use it for evil? will they purify water evilly? will the Potomac be clean but in an evil way? Like, imagine a button that will stop the world from blowing up. Will you really be so mad if it’s a nazi pushing it rather than Gandhi? Again, bethesda failed to make the water purifier truly matter to me. dad dies because he didn’t want apocalyptic nazis repair the water purifier. 
  • also you know what? you can blow up megaton and literally all your dad says is “i’m disappointed” as if his kid isn’t a genocidal fuckin’ maniac. complex moral decisions and consequences my ass.

look at what this guy said on his cool blog.

Dad built a water purifier that didn’t work, for people that didn’t need it, and then made it release radiation it shouldn’t have, to prevent it from falling into the hands of people trying to fix it. This killed the man who had no reason to sabotage it and didn’t kill Colonel Autumn, who had no means to survive. This put the Enclave – an army with no reason to attack – in charge of the purifier, which was of no value to them. Then the player entered vault 87 to recover a GECK, a magical matter-arranger that they shouldn’t need and that would be better put to use in virtually any possible manner besides fixing the purifier. Colonel Autumn, who shouldn’t be alive, captured the player with a flash grenade that shouldn’t have worked that was thrown by soldiers who had no way to get there. The final battle was a war between the Enclave and the Brotherhood of Steel, to see which one would get to commit suicide trying to turn on the purifier that neither of them needed. This resulted in more sabotage that threatened to explode a device that shouldn’t be explode-able, ending with the death of the player character, who had the means to survive but didn’t, and who was never given a good reason for doing any of this.

anyway, i loved fallout 3 but it wasn’t a carefully crafted or articulated mind-bending morally-crunching story that really engaged me. fallout 4 had a lot of these problems too, but it had a lot of strengths that to this day keep me playing.

come on, Todd.

And in turn the boys clustering s/o? (If can keep s/o gender neutral that’d be super cool)

Operating under the assumption that you meant “flustering”!

Korekiyo Shinguuji

  • “What did you just say??”
  • You’re gaping at him
  • He meets your stare level-headedly, and calmly replies
  • “I said that out of all the people I’ve met and heard of, you’re the most fascinating to me.”
  • What
  • But, you’re nothing special -
  • Or, so you try to tell him, but he’ll hear none of that.
  • “You should believe in yourself more. I’m not one to say things like that without reason, you know. I think you’re incredible.”
  • You’re unable to speak for a full ten minutes afterwards

Amami Rantarou

  • He’s teasing you way too much
  • He’s got your favorite plush, and he’s holding it up in the air, just high enough that you can’t reach
  • You’re whining at him, because hey, when is he going to give it back
  • He laughs and says that he’s holding it for ransom
  • “Well?? What do you want??”
  • He takes a moment to think it over
  • “Hmmm… You know, I think something like this would be fine.”
  • Leans in
  • You think he’s going to whisper what he wants to you, but instead
  • He full-on kisses you
  • It’s a really sweet kiss
  • And a deep one
  • When he pulls away your face is really flushed and you’re staring at him with wide eyes
  • He just chuckles, hands your plushie over, and pats your head before leaving

Kokichi Ouma

  • Ouma also participates in some “healthy teasing”
  • It gets really bad when the two of you go on a walk around a nearby park
  • He makes a game out of seeing how many times he can get away with kissing you
  • A kiss on your cheek when you’re looking to the side
  • A kiss on your hand when you’re telling him a story
  • A kiss on your neck when you take a break and sit together
  • He’s kissing you everywhere except your lips and it’s so frustrating
  • Eventually you find yourself blurting out “Hey, why don’t you just -”
  • Gives you the smuggest grin you’ve ever seen
  • “Oh? What was it you wanted from me?”
  • You find yourself lost for words, but he leans in and smooches you anyway
  • On the lips, finally
  • You’ve lost your composure and it’s all his fault

Shuuichi Saihara

  • You’ve been spending a lot of time reading with Saihara
  • Sometimes you’ll just silently spend time reading side-by-side, and sometimes (like now) you’ll take turns reading aloud to one another
  • He’s just finished reading a passage about the love interest of the story, who is described as “kind and precious in every way”
  • You were about to continue reading, but you notice that he’s staring at you
  • “What is it?”
  • He just smiles and tells you “You remind me of that person, that’s all. Since I think the same thoughts about you that the protagonist does for them.”
  • He doesn’t even seem to realize what he’s said
  • Your face slowly heats up
  • “Eh? Is something wrong??”
  • He’s shy a lot of the time, but…
  • Other times, Saihara drops stuff like this on you without warning
  • He doesn’t even realize the power he has

Kaito Momota

  • Kaito witnesses some guy hitting on you and gets jealous
  • Walks up and puts his arm around you
  • “Wow, I’m so glad to be here with MY DATEFRIEND. Did you miss me, cutie?”
  • Glares at the other guy who’s hitting on you
  • You try to tell him it’s no big deal, but he starts talking before you can
  • “Wow I really missed you, y’know! So much. Let me show you how much”
  • This motherfucker full on dips you
  • Stares into your eyes
  • And then kisses you
  • Right in front of everyone
  • In this public place
  • It’s an understatement to say that you were a bit flustered

Kiibo

  • He flusters you without meaning to
  • You were just joking around with him about some of the ignorant things people have said to him
  • You were getting a bit snarky about the idiocy he’s endured, and so you were making fun of the stupidity of some of the questions he’s received
  • At one point he throws his head back and laughs, really laughs in a way you’ve never heard him do before
  • If he was human, he’d be clutching his stomach and complaining about how he couldn’t breathe, that’s how hard he was laughing
  • It was so cute
  • When he calms down, he kind of tilts his head and inquires why you suddenly got so quiet
  • It’s because he’s way too cute, goddammit

Gonta Gokuhara

  • Gonta makes you super flustered because he won’t stop talking about how amazing you are
  • The two of you were out on a date
  • You’d just finished ordering some ice cream, and Gonta was about to order his own when the employee commented on how nice you looked
  • So Gonta takes a deep breath, and launches into a speech
  • “They look this amazing all the time! Gonta sure is lucky to be with someone so perfect! If he had to choose between them and the rarest bug on the planet, he’d have to choose them!! Not only are they beautiful, but they’re kind, gentle, and smart! Gonta’s kind of an idiot, but he can rely on them and be fine! And another thing…”
  • You’ve got your face in your hands
  • He just keeps going

Ryouma Hoshi

  • He has all these feelings that have just been continuously building up for you
  • One night, while the two of you are spending time together, he just blurts out without thinking
  • “I love you”
  • For the first time!!
  • He caught you so off guard
  • After all, you’d only been watching a comedy together
  • You were laughing at some of the jokes, and then suddenly
  • “I love you”
  • You kind of froze for a second
  • And then you could feel your cheeks getting really hot
  • You manage to stammer out that you feel the same way
  • The two of you can’t even talk after that
  • You’re both just reeling in the aftermath
head cannon request ^^ what if MC ran away from home for almost a week because she was out looking for a special present for the RFA+V+Unknown? If one of you do answer thank you!!! ^^

okay im not sure if it was run away from like their parents or s/o so i picked s/o

MOD SAERAN HERE :D ( i am so sorry anon for not responding quickly enough to your HC but here i am :D FORGIVE ME PLEASE) 

*WARNING NO NO WORDS LIKE BAD WORDS* 

YALL ARE TRYING TO KILL THESE POOR MEN LOL 

SAERAN

  • recently, he has seen you using your computer lately and when he asks you why are you on it so much…. you just tell him…. the words he hate hearing….. NOTHING… 
  • he tries not to flip out but he thinks you are hiding something
  • he is not thinking you are cheating but he knows you are up to something 
  • its been bugging his mind lately….wondering what were you doing….what called your attention so much….to that DAMN computer… 
  • he had two choices 1) Hack or 2) have a conversation with you 
  • he wanted to chose 1 but he knows better he gotta chose 2 
  • next day he finally asked you about it and you said that you couldn't tell him
  • YOU COULDN'T TELL HIM 
  • HE FLIPPED OUT 
  • he was wondering why were you hiding it so much
  • he just lost it 
  • MC WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME GODDAMIT YOU TOLD ME NO SECRETS 
  • NO LIES 
  • NO MATTER WHAT 
  • YOU ARE SUCH A HYPOCRITE 
  • HE STORMED OFF 
  • YOU WISHED YOU COULD TELL HIM BUT IT WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING YOU WORKED HARD FOR 
  • IT DIDNT HELP THAT…… YOUR FLIGHT LEFT IN 6 HOURS…..OH BOY…….. *DRAMAAAAA* 
  • YOU LEFT A NOTE AND YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS AND ACCIDENTALLY LEFT SOME WATER ON THE NOTE BUT YOU DIDNT CARE YOU WERE IN A HURRY
  • BUT YOU DIDNT KNOW THE WATER SMUDGED THE INK BADLY
  • YOU GRABBED YOUR SUITCASE AND SMALL BAG AND LEFT 
  • HOPING HE WOULD UNDERSTAND YOUR NOTE AND THAT EVERYTHING WOULD BE OKAY WHEN YOU GOT HOME 
  • YOU KNEW YOU HAD TO LEAVE NOW BEFORE SAEYOUNG COMES HOME AND STARTS ASKING ALL DEM QUESTIONS 
  • YOU CALLED THE CAB AND LEFT 
  • *SAERAN VP*
  • FUCK HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN HERE 
  • YOU STARED AT THE CLOCK AND ITS BEEN 10 HOURS 
  • WOW I SLEPT FOR A LONG TIME AND YOU NOTICE MC WASNT IN YOUR SHARED BEDROOM
  • FUCK
  •  THE FIGHT 
  • FUCK FUCK FUCK  
  • BUT NO 
  • I AM RIGHT >:o 
  • SHE IS WRONG >:O 
  • BUT YOU KNEW YOU HAD TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SO DRAMATIC
  •  YOU SHOULD BE TRUSTING MC 
  • YOU LEFT THE BEDROOM AND SAW SHE WASNT THERE 
  • YOU HEARD MOVEMENTS IN THE KITCHEN AND YOUR EYES WERE STARTING TO GET TEARY EYED 
  • YOU WALKED IN THE KITCHEN AND SAW HER BROWN KNITTED SWEATER AND YOU JUST STARTED TO BAWL YOUR EYES OUT 
  • MC I AM SO SOORRRRRRYYYY I SHOULDNT OF SNAPPED AT YOU LIKE THAT 
  • YOUR EYES WERE CLOSED 
  • YOU SMELLED HER COMING NEAR YOU IN A HUG 
  • WHEN DID MC GET SO FLAT CHESTED 
  • YOU SWEAR SHE HAD GOOD SIZE TITS
  • WAIT 
  • YOU KNEW FOR A FACT THAT MC WAS SHORTER THAN YOU 
  • WHY ARE WE SIMILAR HEIGHT NOW 
  • WHAT THE HELL I- OH DEAR GOD PLEASE DONT LET IT BE 
  • NOO
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • *OPEN EYES AND SEES* 
  • :D
  • IDIOOOOOTTT BROTHER WHY ARE YOU WARING MCS CLOTHES EVEN WITH A WIG 
  • BECAUSE I-I-I I CAN :D SHE ALWAYS SEEM SO COMFORTABLE IN THESE SWEATERS SO I DECIDED TO TRY IT ON I HAD TO STRETCH IT A BIT BUT I KNOW SHE WOULDNT MIND 
  • YOU WALKED AWAY 
  • SAERAN WHERE ARE YOU GOOOIIIINNNGGGG
  • I NEED TO FIND MC WE GOT IN A FIGHT 
  • SHE ISNT IN THE BLACONY? 
  • NO LET ME CHECK 
  • WA–IT SAERAN WAIT 
  • THERES A NOTE HERE 
  • SAEYOUNGS FACE WENT BLANK
  • YOU GRABBED THE NOTE AND READ 
  • SORRY SAERAN GOOD BYE
  • YOU SAW HER TEARS AND SMUDGE INK 
  • NO 
  • NOOO
  • NOOOOOO NOOOOO
  • YOU DONE IT NOW 
  • YOU BROKE DOWN CRYING 
  • YOU WAITED BY THE DOOR FOR 2 DAYS AND NOTHING 
  • YOU BARELY SLEPT 
  • IF YOU DID IT WAS IN THE SHOWER
  • YOU DIDNT EVEN WANT TO EAT 
  • NOT EVEN ICE CREAM 
  • SAEYOUNG MADE YOU EAT SOMETHING LIKE CRACKERS 
  • HE WAS WORRIED 
  • YOU DIDNT CARE YOU MADE MC RAN AWAY FROM YOU 
  • YOU WERE A MONSTER 
  • 4 DAYS HAVE PASSED SINCE SHE LEFT 
  • SAEYOUNG SAT NEXT TO YOU AND PUT ON THE TV 
  • IT WAS A BEN N JERRY COMMERICAL ANNOUNCING ITS NEW ICE CREAM FLAVOR BUT IT WAS A SECRET 
  • THEY WOULDNT ANNOUNCE IT TILL 3 MORE DAYS 
  • YOU KNEW YOU WOULD OF BEEN HAPPY BECAUSE BEN N JERRY IS YOUR LIFE 
  • BUT YOUR REAL LIFE LEFT YOU 
  • YOU MADE HER RAN AWAY FROM YOU 
  • 6 DAYS HAVE PAST AND YET NO MC 
  • YOU AND YOUR BROTHER TRIED FINDING HER LOCATION WITH HER PHONE BUT YALL DIDNT GET NOTHING
  • SAEYOUNG VOWED TO KEEP WORKING ON IT 
  • YOU LOVED YOUR BROTHER FOR THAT
  • FOR ALWAYS BEING YOUR ROCK 
  • YOU COULDNT HANDLE IT NO MORE 
  • YOU WENT FOR THE LIQUOR BUT THERE WAS NONE 
  • SAEYOUNG LOOKED AT YOU AND SHAKED HIS HEAD
  • FUCK, HE EMPTY EVERYTHING OUT 
  • YOU JUST SAT BACK AT THE COUCH AND STARED AT THE DOOR 
  • 7 DAYS HAVE PAST SEEN M-
  • YOU HEAR DOORS BEING SLAMMED SHUT OUTSIDE 
  • SAEYOUNG LIFTED UP HIS HEAD 
  • SAERAN HEARD YOUR VOICE ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS TO OPEN THE DOOR  
  • ONCE HE SAW IT WAS YOU HE RAN TO YOU AND CRIED AND FELL TO HIS KNEES CRYING 
  • APOLOGIZING 
  • YOU PICKED HIM UP AND ASKED HIM IT WAS OKAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND WHY HE WAS MAD 
  • YOU TOLD HIM: READY FOR YOUR SURPRISE 
  • HE WAS ????????????
  • THEN YOU WERE ????????
  • SAEYOUNG WAS ??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
  • AND THEN YOU MENTION THE NOTE 
  • SAEYOUNG HANDED YOU THE NOTE AND SAW THE WATER SMUDGED EVERYTHING 
  • YOU TOLD HIM YOU SAID IN THE NOTE 
  • I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT MADE SAERAN IM SORRY FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL YOU BUT ITS A SURPRISE I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR A WEEK SORRY SAERAN GOODBYE 
  • YOU TOLD HIM YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS 
  • HE ASKED WHAT WAS THE SURPRISED  THEN SINCE HE WAS SHOOK 
  • YOU TOOK HIM AND SAEYOUNG TO THE TV AND TURNED IT ON AND BAM THERE WAS THE ANNOUNCMENT 
  • BEN N JERRY: HELLOOOO EVERYONE HERE IS OUR NEW FLAVOR: SAERAN’S CHOCOLATE CHUNKY PECAN ICE CREAM 
  • HIS TWO FAVES 
  • CHOCOLATE 
  • AND PECAN 
  • HE FUCKING DIED 
  • HE JUST FAINTED
  • YOU HELPED HIM UP AND GIGGLE 
  • YOU TWO SHOWERED TOGETHER AND SAEYOUNG LEFT THE HOUSE TO GO SEE ELLY brother award over here for knowing when to leave HIS OWN HOME 

JAEHEE

  • you and Jaehee have been together for merely 2 months but yet it felt like forever because yall enjoyed each other’s company and love 
  • but lately jaehee has been really stressed because her favorite coffee beans just disappeared from where she always put them 
  • she isnt saying that you misplace them or used them 
  • but
  • she questions you almost everyday 
  • you guys use to wake up and cuddled while drinking coffee
  • but now the coffee mysteriously disappeared 
  • she doesnt spend mornings with you any more
  • when you wake up 
  • you find that she always leaves a note saying she went to work early 
  • you know she needs coffee to get her thru the day 
  • but you didnt take or misplaced her coffee beans
  • you always try telling you that but she just keeps quiet not wanting to start an argument 
  • but her being quiet just pushes you to the edge 
  • you just tell her to shout at you to say what she is thinking 
  • all she says “ its better for me not to”
  • she walked away from you 
  • you knew you had to fix this 
  • you grabbed your phone and looked for plane tickets for Ethiopia
  • you just shaked your head and wrote on the same note she writes on saying take care
  • you didnt wrote anything else because you were mad
  • and also it was only suppose to be a short trip
  • so you left
  • JAEHEE POV 
  •  if only MC confesses that she knows where my coffee beans are 
  • we can go back to normal 
  • but :( 
  • i cant believe im acting so childish just for coffee 
  • i need to call Mr. Han and let him know that I need to take the day off 
  • Hello Assistant Ka-
  • you were screaming 
  • you dropped your phone 
  • and screamed and cried when you saw the note 
  • she left you 
  • you deserved it 
  • for making the coffee beans a problem in your relationship 
  • perhaps MC really didnt know where your beans are 
  • what did i do 
  • oh no 
  • i lost everything now 
  • she fell on the floor and cried 
  • 10 mins later Jumin body gaurds came rushing in and knocked her door down 
  • *ALPHA 1 TO ALPHA 2 COAST IS CLEAR* 
  • *COPY THAT ALPHA 1 EAGLE IS READY TO FLY* 
  • Jumin walked in looking at you like -.- 
  • assistant kang 

  • ASSISTANT KANG 


  • JAEHEE KANG
  • WAAAAT 
  • i thought there was a robber …..you startled me 
  • wow thanks for saving me *sarcastically*
  • you’re welcome, now what seems to be the problem
  •  she left me Mr.Han ….. *throws he note to his feet* 
  • *a guard picked it up for him*
  • o
  • yeah 
  • o
  • yeaahh 
  • you can have the week off assistant kang and *looks at body gaurd* please hand me all my personal stash 
  • RIGHT AWAY SIR *COMES BACK 10 SECONDS LATER* HERE YOU GO SIR 
  • jaehee, *hands 30 bottles of imported wine* ill come by and join with you after i sign a few documents… please dont do nothing reckless
  • okay 
  • ill leave two of my men here see you later 
  • right when he left 
  • you opened the wine
  • when he came back after to check up on you  
  • 4 bottles were already done 
  • he felt sorry for you and wondered why did you left her 
  • where did you go 
  • where did you stay ? 
  • he went to everyones house and you werent there 
  • everyone panicked 
  • saeran and saeyoung double team to find you.. but your phone was turned off
  • they worked day in a day out 
  • jaehee…. well she was gone 
  • she didnt want to eat 
  • she threw away some of zens musicals because they reminded her of you 
  • she cried herself to sleep every night 
  • by her 6th night 
  • one of jumins guard felt bad for you 
  • and decided to make you a sandwich 
  • you ate it with wine :/
  • she proceeded to cry herself to sleep again 
  • she woke up that morning hearing Zen and Jumin screaming 
  • she lifted her head up and heard Saerans voice yelling at them back 
  • and then you heard a females voice 
  • wait 
  • MC
  • you wobbled into the room 
  • and you saw her
  • you saw the whole situation unfold 
  • Zen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FOUND HER THE 4TH FUCKING DAY SHE LEFT 
  • Jumin: I EXPECTED THIS FROM SAEYOUNG BUT NOT YOU AS WELL SAERAN JESUS MAN 
  • Saeran: SHE GAVE ME AND SAEYOUNG HER REASON WHY SHE LEFT AND WE SYMPATHIZE WITH HER SOMETHING THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO 
  • Jumin: say that again *he got closer*  i dare you *he looked down at saeran
  • Saeran: *he looked into jumins eyes not afraid of facing someone taller than him* you better watch what you say rich boy money cant buy you out of this 
  • MC: *she went between saeran and jumin and grabbed saeran by his shoulders and was gaurding him*
  • Saeyoung: *went infront of saeran and you*
  • Saeyoung: dont you dare do something that you will regret Jumin. MC told you her reason when we picked her up
  • Zen: * he went closer to Jumin* I agree with Jumin! MC THAT WAS RECKLESS OF YOU TO DO THAT YOU COULD OF BEEN HURT OR ANYTHING IF YOU REALLY WANTED THAT THING YOU COULD OF ASKED JUMIN BUT NO “HEAT OF THE MOMENT” GOT TO YOU (HE SHOUTED)
  • Saeran: DONT YOU DARE SHOUT AT HER ZEN BEFORE I MESS UP THAT FACE AND THE LITTLE CAREER YOU HAD WILL GO DOWN THE DRAIN
  • MC: *went to the middle* (jaehee saw she had brusies all over her arms and a cut on her cheek… she gasphed softly)EVERYONE STOP IT WAS MY CHOICE AND SAERAN AND SAEYOUNG RESPECTED MY WISHES AND UNDERSTOOD. JUMIN  AND ZEN. I UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS FREAKED OUT BECAUSE I DIDNT EAT PROPERLY AND ALMOST FELL DOWN A CLIFF. BUT I NEEDED TO GET PURE ETHIOPIA BEANS FOR JAEHEE CAUSE THAT IS HER FAVORITE COFFEE BEANS IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. SHE NEVER OWNED A FULL FREAKING BAG. IT WAS MY CHOICE PLEASE JUMIN AND ZEN RESPECT IT. 
  • JUMIN: OKAY FINE. WHATEVER MC. BUT ONCE YOU GIVE THE BEANS TO JAEHEE W-
  • ZEN INTERRUPTED: WE ARE TAKING YOU TO THE FREAKING HOSPITAL ALL OF US OKAY TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE OKAY AND I SWEAR IF I FIND OUT THAT YOU SKIPPED MEAL
  • JUMIN FUCKING LOST IT: MC MC MC TELL ME DIDNT YOU SKIP A MEAL JESUS CHRIST WOMEN HAVE YOU GONE MAD. YOU NEED A WELL BALANCED NUTRITIOUS MEA-
  • SAERAN: JESUS CHRIST SHUUUUTT THE FUCCCCCCCC-
  • JAEHEE: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP 
  • EVERYONE: JAEHEE
  •  MC: jaehee i i-
  • jaehee runned to you and cried 
  • you tried giving her the beans 
  • but she pushed it away
  • Jumin: *whispered softly and sarcastically to zen* women almost died and all she does is push away the beans 
  • Saeran and Saeyoung just stared down jumin and proceeded to wait outside 
  • yall went to the hospital
  • they found you you skipped many meals 
  • jumin and zen went insanse 
  • saeyoung and saeran were trying to calm them down
  • yoosung came in crying 
  • cause no one told him anything 
  • jaehee just laid down with you happy that you are okay 
  • she went to her car to take out a blanket so she can spend the night at the hospital with you 
  • she picked up the blanket and found the beans 
  • she left the beans behind 
  • she cried in her car 

V

  • V had this habit of leaving his camera everywhere because 
  • 1) he is use to having it everywhere just in case he got inspiration 
  • 2)  he is use to living alone now so he keeps forgetting that you keep telling him to stop living it everywhere 
  • that it must be in a secure place before it gets damage 
  • he just chuckles but 
  • yall dont understand 
  • he lives and breathes for that camera 
  • like it was his first expensive camera 
  • and he has an emotional attachment to that camera 
  • sooo
  • one day he left the camera under your pillow 
  • why is it there 
  • well he got inspiration to take a picture of when you were sleeping cause he thought you were so beautiful 
  • but 
  • he left it on your side by accident 
  • so when you got home tired from work and answering emails for party guest 
  • YOU just belly dropped onto the bed 
  • and then your head got hurt 
  • you screamed 
  • your forehead was bleeding 
  • you went to go clean it and put a band aid on it 
  • you went back to see what the hell it was 
  • you picked up your pillow 
  • and saw V’s camera 
  • shattered
  • holy shit 
  • HOOOLLLLYLYYYYYY SHIT 
  • HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLYY
  • SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
  • you panicked 
  • you broke it on accident 
  • when V came home 
  • you saw him finally took of his sun glases 
  • Babe how do you feel with your eyes now 
  • i can see a bit better 
  • aaa your face is amazing MC 
  • i need to take a picture 
  • * he was getting ready to walk into the room* 
  • WAIT V NO 
  • DONT GO
  • MC WHY WHAT IS WRONG 
  • I UH UUUUUHHH UMMM 
  • MC WHAT IS IT ARE YOU HURT WAIT IS THAT A BAND AID 
  • I
  • ACCIDENTALLYBROKEYOURCAMERA
  • VIAMSOSORRYIDIDNTKNOWYOU
  • PUTITUNDERMYPILLOWANDIJUST
  • THREWMYSELFTOTHEBED
  • IM SOOOOOOOOOORRRRYYY 
  • HE FROZE 
  • HIS FACE HAD NO EXPRESSION 
  • BUT YOU SAW HOW HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES TURNED 3 SHADES DARKER 
  • YOU SAW TEARS FORMING 
  • HIS JAW CLENCHED
  • GET OUT he hissed
  • WAIT WHAT? 
  • MC GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT 
  • V IM SORRY I CAN HELP REP-
  • RIKA GAVE ME THAT CAMERA MC. YOU CANT REPLACE WHAT SHE GAVE ME. NOW GEEETTT OUUUUUTTTTT
  • you left 
  • you were crying 
  • you went to yoosungs house 
  • you knocked on his door 
  • HEY MC WHY ARE YOU CRYING WHAT DID V DO 
  • YOU JUST CRIED
  • THIS SMOL BEAN CRIED WITH YOU 
  • HE STOPPED PLAYING LOL SO HE CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU 
  • WHEN YOU TOLD HIM WHAT V SAID 
  • BEAN WAS MAD 
  • HE WAS A CRYING MAD BEAN 
  • HE WAS READY TO KICK V’S ASS
  • HE WAS READY TO KICK EVERYONES ASS
  • EVEN HIS OWN 
  • yoosung let you sleep on his bed and he took the couch
  • you couldnt help but feel so guilty 
  • you looked at your bank account and transferred money from your savings to checking 
  • around 3:00 am you left yoosungs house
  • you left him a note you made your way to the airport
  •  with just the clothes on your back and tears on your face
  • *YOOSUNG POV* 
  • i hate v so much 
  • fuck v
  • i cant believe he thought he was special enough to call him himself after a letter 
  • damn v 
  • ima kick his asss how dare he hurt MC 
  • you know what 
  • everyone deserves to kick V’s ass 
  • he message the RFA at 7:09am
  • they all showed up at 7:13 am
  • jaehee was sent to see how you were doing since she is a female and who knows how you were 
  • but lord jesus christ 
  • papa zen was fuming 
  • he was ready to kill fucking v 
  • like he was mad
  • jumin tried to calm him down but he couldnt 
  • they heard sobbing 
  • they all ran 
  • it was jaehee crying 
  • they didnt see you there but a note and your phone 
  • ZEN AND YOOSUNG LEFT THE FUCKING HOUSE 
  • YOOSUNG ASKED IF HE CAN SHARE A RIDE WITH ZEN 
  • ZEN SAID FUCK IT HOLD ON TO YOURSELF 
  • THEY LEFT TO V 
  • jumin directed everyone to go to his limo 
  • jumin picked up the phone and note 
  • he was the last one to read the note 
  • “it seems that Rika’s prescence will always be more powerful than mine….especially with you V and the RFA. Yoosung thank you so much for everything…. I am going somwhere and please dont try to find me….. I need to make things right even if it kills me… I love you guys…Zen, Jumin,Jaehee, you, Saeyoung, Saeran, Elizabeth 3rd, and V… bye everyone” 
  • jumin heart ache 
  • he needed to hear the whole story 
  • he clenched your phone and felt that it was wett from your tears
  • no
  • one
  • fucks
  • with
  • MC
  • ESPECIALLY CAUSE SHE PUT ELIZABETH 3RD 
  • driver kim caught up to zen and past him and zen just drove faster 
  • yall got to v’s place and yoosung was so mad that he made a dent in V’s door
  • yoosung just charged in and he got on top of V 
  • and he started to punch him 
  • and V was trying to get the monkey off 
  • but then saeyoung and saeran got him off
  • jumin then punched him 
  • zen kicked him 
  • jaehee was about to slap him but she didnt 
  • saeran was about to go 
  • but everyone knows saeran can kill a man
  • they hold saeran back xD 
  • V got up and he was drunk as fuck
  • Yoosung got pist and screamed she left she left 
  • and he said 
  • i told her to leave 
  • JUMIN WENT TO HIM AND PUSHED HIM AGAINST THE WALL GRABBED HIS SHIRT AND LOOKED INTO HIS EYES AND SAID 
  • WHAT DID YOU DO TO MC 
  • SHE BROKE MY CAMERA JUUMIIIAAAN SHE BROOKKEEE ITT 
  • ITS JUST A FUCKING CAMERA 
  • BUT RIKKAAHHHH GAVE IT TO M-
  • SAERAN: FUCK RIKA (IN THIS MOMENT THE WHOLE MYSTIC MESSENGER FANDOM AGREED WITH SAERAN) 
  • SAEYOUNG:WE NEED TO CLEAN HIM UP AND STAY HERE TO WATCH HIM I HAVE A FEELING HE IS GONNA LOSE IT WHEN WE TELL HIM 
  • TELL ME WHAT - V SAID 
  • JAEHEE: THAT THAT M-
  • ZEN: MC LEFT BECAUSE OF YOU 
  • JUMIN: SHE LEFT A NOTE AND HER PHONE… SHES GONE 
  • V VOMITTED ALL OVER JUMIN 
  • JUMIN WAS PIST 
  • HE BOUGHT EVERYONE CLOTHES TO STAY WITH V
  • HE EVEN BOUGH T INFLATABLE MATTRESSES 
  • SAERAN AND SAEYOUNG WENT TO THEIR HOME AND BROUGHT BACK THE EQUIPMENT THEY NEEDED TO FIND MC 
  • *2ND DAY*
  • V WAS MORE STABLE
  • HE SAW THE WHOLE RFA IN HIS HOUSE
  • EVEN ELIZABETH 3RD 
  • HE ASKED WHY THEY WERE THERE 
  • YOOSUNG JUST KILLED HIM WITH HIS GLARE
  • UM WHAT IS GOING ON EVERYONE-V
  • JUMIN GOT UP AND WENT TO HIM 
  • DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE FIGHT YOU HAD WITH MC 
  • SHIT MY CAMERA I NEED TO FIND HER JUMIN WHERE IS SHE STAYING 
  • SAERAN: WE DONT KNOW SHE FLED THE COUNTRY 
  • V-FAINTED-
  • FOR THE REST OF THE DAYS THE RFA HAD TO TAKE CARE OF V 
  • ITS BEEN 6 PAINFUL LONG DAYS 
  • BUT JUMIN NOTICED SAERAN AND SAEYOUNG TALKING 
  • THEY KEPT LOOKING AT SAEYOUNGS SCREEN AND SAERAN SHAKED HIS HEAD
  • JUMIN: HAVE YOU FOUND HER 
  • SAERAN: UM WELL UM
  • SAEYOUNG: WE FOUND TRACES OF HER IN THE UNITED STATES BUT WE ARE NOT SURE IF SHE IS STAYING OR WHAT SHE IS DOING
  • JUMIN: WHAT STATES
  • SAERAN: CALIFORNIA AND SUPPOSEDLY SHE WENT TO ALASKA FIRST
  • YOOSUNG: THATS WHERE RIKA IS 
  • ZEN: JESUS CHRIST WHERE DID SHE WENT FIRST ALSAKA OR CALIFORNIA 
  • SAEYOUNG: WE ARE TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT ITS LIKE SHE KNEW WE WERE GONNA TRACK HER AND SHE JUST SO 
  • SAERAN: COMPLICATED 
  • V: I I DESTROYED HER I I CAN-T
  • V STARTED TO CRY AND JAEHEE TOOK HIM TO LAY DOWN 
  • ZEN: JUMIN DO YOU THINK SHE WILL EVER COME BACK
  • JUMIN WENT TO GO LOOK OUTSIDE THE WINDOW: -heavy sigh- i i just dont know 
  • Yoosung over heard and he felt bad…badthat his cousin is still causing pain….. 
  • they all went to bed in the living room 
  • shit even V he slept on the couch 
  • everyone was thinking about MC 
  • and remembering how they always brought up RIka 
  • damn they all felt guilt 
  • saeyoung: -whipser- brother are are you getting the same signal
  • saeran: mc is back *whisper* 
  • Jumin woke up so quickly when he heard them say that 
  • jumin: where 
  • saeran: my records say that she was at the airport 
  • saeyoung: yeah i thinnk she just arrived There 
  • jumin: access the camera scans now
  • saeran: already have it here look i think thats her 
  • saeyoung: but but if it is here then why does she have a big bandage on her shoulder 
  • jumin: fuck, we are keeping this private till we know her every move got it 
  • saeran: i dont work for you 
  • jumin pulls out his check book and writes 3,000,000 USD 
  • saeran: you got it boss 
  • saeyoung: WHAT ABOUT ME 
  • jumin: *grabs elizabeth 3rd and hands it to him* only for 1 hour 
  • saeyoung: YAAASSS
  • *knock knock*
  • everyone O.O 
  • ELizabeth 3rd ran to the door and meowed 
  • Saeran smirked and ran to the door 
  • Hello MC 
  • saeyoung: WTF HOW DID YOU KNOW SAERAN
  • saeran: ive been tracking MC for a while already you are just….slower 
  • MC: hello everyone
  • yoosung cried
  • saeyoung cried
  • saeran patted your shoulder and looked at your bondage 
  • jumin got teary eyed 
  • jaehee cried 
  • zen cried 
  • v v was sobbing and went crawling to you on your knees 
  • you helped him get up and hugged him 
  • you were hugging him while people ask you questions
  • what happen to your shoulder ?
  • Oh ummm im guessing one of the twins must of mention i was in alaska to see rika and ummm she toook the surprise visit not well and she got a knife and almost stab me with it *v hugged tighter* but she just slashed me 
  • everyone cried 
  • im sorry i shouldnt of said anything about rika i know rika means a-
  • everyone: FUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKK RIKKKKAAAAA 
  • *elizabeth third meowed with them* 
  • you let go of V and got him the most expensive camera in the world and you said sorry and he just hugged you and promise to love you and never let you go and he said sorry then everyone came in for a group hug

SAEYOUNG 

  • remember the space station that he promise to marry you in
  • yeah it never happened 
  • the beginning of yalls relationship was perfect 
  • but ever since you accidentally destroyed the hard drive that contain all of saerans baby pictures
  • he just  
  • couldnt stand looking at you anymore
  • sex felt like it was a routine  
  • he didnt make you feel pretty anymore
  • one day she was bought a new dress she asked saeyoung and saeran what they thought of  it 
  • MC: so what do you guys think?
  • Saeran: you look beautiful MC ! wow my brother is lucky to have you 
  • saeyoung: you really think so ?
  • saeran: yeah MC looks amazing ! I wish i can heal faster and i can love someone the way you love MC awkward 
  • he didnt know okay 
  • he thought yall ere going thru a dry spell 
  • MC: thats so sweet of you saeran! 
  • saeyoung: if you really think she is beautiful you can have her. She not useful for me anymore 
  • saeran: dude what the fuck is wrong with you 
  • MC: saeyoung its been months i said im sorry !!!!! okay im sorrry !!!! (goes on knees) please forgive me saeyoung please!!! 
  • Saeran:MC what happened 
  • Saeyoung: ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
  • MC: I WAS CLEANING HIS DESK AND I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED THE DR.PEPPER HE HAD ON HIS DESK AND IT SPILLED ON THE HARD DRIVE THAT HAD YOUR PICTURES SAERAN *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY* 
  • Saeran: are you seriously mad at her because of that brother!? you have me here now and its best to forget the past 
  • Saeyoung: BUT THOSE PICTURES MEANS A LOT TO ME IT REMINDS ME OF HOW FAR WE CAME AND SHE FUCKING RUINED IT 
  • mc ran to the guest bedroom 
  • you heard saeran and saeyoung arguing some more and then an hour later you heard a door knock 
  • mc……
  • it was saeran 
  • you opened the door
  • he just hugged you and closed the door
  • you cried and cried and cried 
  • he held you in his arms like a protective brother 
  • he was saying sorry for his brothers actions 
  • you told him no 
  • you told him it was your fault 
  • he literally told him everything 
  • from how he treated you to how you felt like sex was a chore to how he wouldnt even pay attention to you anymore
  • he saw how broken you were 
  • he didnt know what to do 
  • he remember when he was having episodes you just hugged him 
  • so he did the same thing for you as you did for him for months 
  • saeran offered you saying that the both of you can sleep in the living room together so you wouldnt be alone
  • he felt awkward sleeping with you in closed bedrooms… especially noq 
  • he knew saeyoung wouldnt say anything
  • but saeyoung was different now
  • he snapped 
  • you declined saying you would like to cry yourself to sleep without anyone watching 
  • he left and went to his room and cried 
  • cried because he knows how it feels to cry yourself to sleep 
  • he had to help fix this 
  • he went to saeyoungs bedroom and knocked 
  • he saw his brother on his computer doing coding 
  • saeran shut down his laptop 
  • saeyoung: i was in the middle of work 
  • saeran: congrats now whats wrong
  • saeyoung: shes useless i dont love her 
  • saeran: i know you better than that im not stupid tell me whats wrong why does it bother you that the pictures are erased now 
  • saeyoung: cause that was the only thing that gave me purpose in life back then brother i thought you were actually happy and it made me feel at peace whenever im stressed now i look at the pcitures of you and MC and i feel at peace but she fucked it up
  • saeran: brother she didnt it was an accident im not mad that the pictures are gone
  • saeyoung: your not ? how come
  • saeran: i have my new family now and i prefer this than that 
  • saeyoung: can i hug you?
  • saeran: one arm hug thats it 
  • saeyoung give him a two arm hug and saeran returned it 
  • he made a promise to god and saeran that he was going to fix everything with MC and he was going to spend the rest of his life apologizing to her 
  • -hours later-
  • saeran got up 
  • it was around 3:42am
  • he was thirsty and decided to go to the kitchen 
  • he decided to go by the guest room and see if you were okay 
  • he knocked gently 
  • he knocked again 
  • nothing 
  • he was about to open the door but it was already ajar 
  • he saw the bed freshly made 
  • he heard the taxi honk
  • shit MC is making a run for it
  • he ran to the door and opened it and he saw you ready to leave them 
  • MC PLEASE DONT THINK ABOUT THIS !MY BROTHER IS AN IDIOT PLEASE MC NO 
  • he fell to his knees but he got up and was running after you
  • you turned around and 
  • mouthed im sorry 
  • he screeched his brothers name 
  • his brother ran to saeran 
  • he saw you leaving off with the taxi he memorized the number of the plate before he fell to his knees
  • he was screaming your name
  • they both were 
  • they were two broken men that you left behind
  • but you didnt see saeyoung crying his heart out 
  • you didnt see him pounding the cement 
  • you didnt see his brother running his fingers thru his hair 
  • you didnt see any of it 
  • *saeyoung POV* 
  • i fucking lost her 
  • i pushed her away 
  • its all my fault i dont deserve to live 
  • fuck 
  • i felt my brother hug me
  • he was shaking
  • he was crying 
  • i got a flashback of how he did the exact same motion whenever our mom was about hit us 
  • my brother was scared he was going to relapse because MC helped saeran out so much 
  • she saw him as his brother
  • she helped me 
  • keep me sane 
  • she helped me loved life
  • she let me be happy 
  • i destoyed the love of my life 
  • i destroyed the light that keep this family going 
  • after all she is my furture wife 
  • and she is saerans sister 
  • i shook saeran off me
  • saeran: w-ww–ee ne-need t-to fi-find h-her 
  • i dragged my brother to our desk 
  • we cleaned all paper work 
  • and got ready 
  • to find MC 
  • i inputed the license plate number while saeran access every single camera within the 50 mile radius 
  • we putthe cameras on the big screen *the wall* 
  • and looked to see if we could see the cab 
  • we found it 
  • it was nearby the train station shit
  • i got the keys to my fastest car 
  • and i got in the dirver seat and saeran got in the passenger seat
  • to get to the train station by car takes 45 mins 
  • we got there in 15 
  • saeran was doing everything he can to stall the train station from departing and he was successful 
  • we were two crazy men yelling out MC name throught the station 
  • we barged thru and checked every train cart she wasnt there 
  • we lost her 
  • we lost our fire
  • i lost my life 
  • for 6 days straight me and saeran were looking at every possible country city looking for MC 
  • we never found her 
  • we were both losing our selves 
  • i started to hate myself 
  • saeran was hating me but was trying to control his emotions
  • i wanted to die
  • i cant be in this world without MC 
  • my brother knew what i was thinking and searched harder 
  • somehow we both fell asleep
  • deep sleep 
  • until i heard an angelic voice saying me and my brothers name 
  • it was MC 
  • i screamed and woke my brother up
  • he thought he was hallucinating 
  • i thought so as well
  • saeyoung: i think im seeing her 
  • saeran: have we gone mad 
  • MC: no its me im sorry guys i jus-
  • i went over to her and picked her up and kissed her 
  • i put her down so saeran can hug her 
  • but he was just on his knees crying 
  • she bent down and hugged him 
  • he was having a break down and i bent down and hugged my family
  • MC got up and my heart stopped 
  • was she going to tell me she is going to leave us for good 
  • she got something out of her purse and went to the computer and inputed a USB drive 
  • it had all the pictures that was on the file that she accidentally broke 
  • it had more pictures of us 
  • and then it went to her and saeran 
  • where they went to little trip while i was at work
  • and then it was the RFA
  • then the second to last paicture was all of us a family photo with the rfa 
  • the last picture was her smiling in the middle between me and saeran
  • he was smiling in the photo
  • i broke down and hugged her 
  • she told us she went to her grandfather in japan and he fixed everything and modernized it a bit and she decided to add more photos
  • i spent the rest of my life makin git up to her 
  • we had the space ship wedding just like i wanted no
  • what we wanted 

Yoosung

  • you guys rarely and i mean RARELY get into arguments 
  • you guys understand each other 
  • love each other 
  • respect each others boundaries 
  • but not every relationship can be picture perfect
  • one day you two were playing LOL together 
  • he loved that you actually took interest into something he liked because he made his life a bit better
  • but he knew that he had to do something you likes 
  • and guess what you liked 
  • THE FREAKING GYM *WHICH IS NOT ME LOL I RATHER BE AT HOME AND RELAX AND EAT CHIPS 
  • so yoosung was actually getting into decent shape 
  • zen was lowkey jealous because people were starting to notice yoosung more LOL 
  • so one day you decided that you needed to workout alone and yoosung was fine cause he wanted to defeat a level 
  • but then you started to out more and more on your own 
  • the reason for that is because you were enrolled in a insanity workout class and you knew yoosung couldnt handle it 
  • he confronted you because he is a worried bean and you showed him some videos and he just cried 
  • cried because you KNEW HIM SO WELL 
  • one day you came home all sweaty and tired and you notice that yoosung wasnt home 
  • you threw your gym bag aiming for the couch but you accidentally hit yoosungs limited edition LOL ACTION FIGURE 
  • JESUS CHRIST 
  • YOU WERE CRYING 
  • YOU WENT TO IT TO TRY AND FIX IT 
  • BUT ITS HEAD IS MISSING 
  • THE LEG IS ALL CRACKED SIDEWAYS 
  • IF THE ACTION FIGURE WAS A REAL PERSON BEST BELIEVE IT WOULDNT EVEN BE ALIVE ANY MORE 
  • YOU WERE A NERVOUS WRECK 
  • you got the figure together and put it inside a shoe box 
  • you took a shower and put on some comfortable clothes because you had to tell yoosung 
  • yoosung came home pretty late because he was at the library studying 
  • “MC!!!! HOONEEEEY IM HOOME” 
  • aaaaaaaa the sweetness of his voice c: 
  • it sounds so beautiiful 
  • but yet  you knew you were going to be the destroyer 
  • shit where he goes EVERYTHING 
  • its time to break this mans heart 
  • you breathed heavily and entered the living room 
  • you saw him going crazy 
  • “ 1…..2…..3.3……4….WHERE IS NUMBER 5 WHERE IS ACTION FIGURE NUMBER 5 I PLACED IT RIGHT HERE HOLLY SPAGHETTI” 
  • fuck how were you going to do this 
  • “um yoosung ….. sweetie…. are you okay”
  • “MC I AM MISSING NUMBER 5 YOU KNOW THE PURPLE ONE” 
  • “ baby please sit do-” 
  • “HOW CAN I SIT DOWN IN A TIME LIKE THIS” 
  • “YOOSUNG PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME” 
  • he sat down and started to cry 
  • “ what is it MC” 
  • “ yoosung i came home from my insasnity workout and my bag hit figure number 5 im sorry yoosung it wasnt on purpose i just thought it was gonna flop onto the couch” 
  • THIS POOR CHILD BURSTED OUT CRYING HE JUST CRIED 
  • you tried to console him but you he kept pushing you away from him 
  • he didnt eat dinner that night 
  • he slept in the same bed as you but you heard him crying himself to sleep 
  • you got onto your phone and looked for a place where they sold the toy 
  • NO ONE HAD IT OKAY THATS HOW LIMITED EDITION HIS FIGURE WAS 
  • you grew desperate 
  • you left the bed silently and went to to the computer and logged onto LOL 
  • you put on the head set and the majority of your and his members were logged on
  • “OH MY GOD ITS OUR LEADER HELLO LEADER”
  • “GUYS THIS IS AN EMERGENCY”
  • you told them everything 
  • “okay guys i need the biggest favor ever…. if anyone has an extra figure of that i am willing to pay big money”
  • the chatroom grew quiet 
  • you started to cry 
  • then this one player 
  • “leader MC i live in Alaska and i have one extra of the figure but you see its really hard to ship things from here so you would have to come to my place to get it” 
  • you gave private message her saying that if she is really willing 
  • you bought the plane ticket and grabbed some clothes *warm ones* 
  • and left to the airport 
  • but you forgot to leave any trace behind that you were going to come back 
  • it was too into the heat of the moment.
  • YOOSUNG POV*
  • my life is over…. its finished 
  • GAME OVER 
  • *cries* 
  • NO DONT TOUCH ME !!
  • wait no one is touching me 
  • why is MC not touching me did she went to go get water or what 
  • i got up and looked around our bedroom the sun was already up and i checked the alarm and it was 10:31am 
  • jesus christ i overslept 
  • “MC…. where are you YOU ARE SCARING ME” 
  • no reply 
  • today is Saturday so there is no gym classes for her today 
  • where is she 
  • i called zen jumin jaehee and……. the letter that shouldn't be mention… THEY ALL HAVENT SEEN MC 
  • god okay maybe she will come home soon 
  • its been 8 hours 
  • she hasnt been here 
  • its time to go to sevens and saerans house 
  • SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVEEEEEEEEEEEN
  • yes C: you heard thru the door
  • I NEED YOUR HELP 
  • NO MORE HONEY BUDDAH CHIPS BYE 
  • mc is gone 
  • *door opens* 
  • saeran: what happened? 
  • yoosung: shes just gone 
  • saeyoung: what do you mean she just left… you know her better than anyone where is she usually 
  • yoosung: i checked her places and nothing saeyoung she she sh 
  • saeran: oh fuck please do-
  • yoosung: *BAWLS OUT CRYING* 
  • saeyoung: there there me and MY BROTHER :D 
  • saeran: bye 
  • yoosung: PLEASE SAERAN *RUNS AFTER HIM AND TACKLES HIM DOWN* PLEASE HELP ME FIND MC 
  • saeran: *pushes him off* get off me fine just stay in your corner 
  • saeran then went to get water and gummy worms and proceeded to start looking for you 
  • saeyoung was nice enough to to gve you DR. Pepper and honey buddah chips 
  • but you felt like just crying 
  • LIKE YOU WERE CRYING LIKE A BABY 
  • its been 2 whole days of you just crying 
  • saeran was annoyed 
  • saeran was done 
  • you notice saeran making a drink and you saw that saeyoung was a bit worried 
  • saeran: here drink this… all of it 
  • yoosung: why ITS NOT MC 
  • saeran: i will stop looking for her if you dont drink this 
  • yoosung: fine i i ill dr-drink it 
  • saeran: g0od 
  • 2 hours later you fill your body tingling 
  • yoosung: where does the liquor in here ? 
  • saeran: no 
  • yoosung: does saeran choi is gay 
  • saeran: jesus christ just just work already 
  • saeyounug: DOES SAERAN CHO IS GAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO 
  • yoosung: do choi twins is gay ? 
  • saeran: 2 more mins 
  • yoosung: for is um what? 
  • you blanked out 
  • you knocked out 
  • saeyoung: are you sure its not gonna kill him 
  • saeran: yes its just to keep him to shut up for a long time he doesn't let me concentrate 
  • saeyoung: for how long is he gonna sleep for 
  • saeran: 4 days give or take 
  • in the long sleep all you were seeing you life 
  • from being born to now
  • you were watching a movie of your life
  • you didnt know how to feel because it SHOWED EVERYTHING 
  • you saw the recent outbreak you did 
  • ouch you hurt MC feeling 
  • oh my god 
  • she probably thought i didnt want her with me anymore 
  • saeran: he is shaking, probably having a bad dream
  • saeyoung: cant we wake him up/ mc is already on their way here 
  • saeran: idk how to wake him up 
  • saeyoung: ….
  • saeran: MC is coming i here her cab 
  • saeyoung: oh god 
  • MC POV 
  • i entered the door and saw saeran throw a blanket over something 
  • what is he doing 
  • saeran: how was alaska ? 
  • saeyoung: yeaahhh 
  • mc: it was fine but what are you guys trying to hide from me 
  • saeran: whats in the bag
  • mc: what are you trying to hide from me 
  • yoosung: mmhmhmmhhmhm
  • mc: oh my god yoosung 
  • *pushed pass the brothers and saw him sleeping droolings and everything* 
  • MC: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO 
  • saeran: he NEEDED TO SHUT UP OKAY HE WAS CRYING FOR 2 WHOLE DAYS LIKE DOESNT HE RUN OUT OF TEARS OR SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU HANDLE THE CRY BABY 
  • you were screaming for yoosung to wake up and he finally did 
  • MC: THANK GOD YOOSUNG 
  • YOOSUNG: AM I DEAD AM IM SEEING MY ANGEL 
  • MC: *YOU KISSED HIM* IM SO SORRY I BROKE YOUR STATUE YOOSUNG I AM SO SORRY 
  • YOOSUNG: ACTION FIGURE BUT ITS OKAY I I RATHER HAVE YOU THAN THE FIGURE 
  • MC: WHY NOT HAVE BOTH 
  • YOOSUNG: MC IT ITS LIMITED EDITION YOU CANT HAVE B-
  • * you showed him the figure 
  • yoosung cried even harder 
  • saeran left the house cause he couldnt take it no more 
  • you guys went back home and made up c; and thEn played LOL 

ZEN

  • for three years you and zen have been happily together but the only problem was that he was always super busy 
  • but you understood because you knew what you were signing up for 
  • what you didn't know is that this beautiful gorgeous man is jealous 
  • like he MUST SHOW IT 
  • he tries so hard to hide to but it is nearly impossible for him to do so 
  • so one day he told you that he has to work over time for a whole week so you logged onto the chatroom and everyone else was keeping you company 
  • many of the RFA members took you out to to dinner or you went over their place to hang out 
  • zen knew and he didnt mind because he trust his friends and you 
  • but for some reason 
  • god was out to get him because he noticed during his breaks you talked to jumin more 
  • more and more days has passed and noticed that you were over at jumins place more than the others 
  • jesus christ he is biting his tongue 
  • but he couldnt help it one day 
  • because he logged on the chat room one day and the whole chat room was blowing up 
  • JUMIN FUCKING HAN POSTED A PERFECT SELFIE WITH YOU WEARING CAT EARS WEARING HIS JACKET LAUGHING AND JUMIN WAS LAUGHING AS WELL 
  • IT WAS THE FIRST TIME JUMIN EVER TOOK A NON BLURRY SELFIE 
  • ZEN: Oh hello MC. I see that you are having fun. 
  • MC: BABY!! how is everything!? i bet you are doing an amazing job in your performances
  • Yoosung: LOOK JUMIN HAN IS SMILING OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING 
  • saeyoung: LOOOKK HOW ADORABLE MC LOOKS WITH THE CAT EARS ON 
  • Jaehee: MC does look rather nice… i feel odd that Mr. Han is smiling 
  • Jumin: I am laughing because my best friend is making me laugh 
  • Saeran: o
  • Saeyoung 

Originally posted by foolishneko

Originally posted by ladyarcane

Originally posted by ladyarcane

  1. Jaehee Kang has left the chatroom 
  2. Zen: what did you say jerk 
  3. MC: YAAAAY JUMIN DID IT IM SO PROUD OF YOU JUMIN 
  4. Saeyoung: I thought i would never live to see the day 
  5. Yoosung: that jumin shows some type of 
  6. saeran: affection.
  7. saeyoung: SEEEEE BRRROTHER YOU HAVE HOPE MC PLEASE DO MY BROTHER NEXT 
  8. yoosung: wait MC did jumin!!!?????
  9. Jumin: No. 
  10. Zen: Im going to kill you Jumin 
  11. MC: SAEYOUNG WORD SHIT RIGHT but ill be happy to show your brother how to show emotion c: 
  12. saeyoung: MC SAERAN IS SMILING OH MY GOOOOD YOUR POWERS ARE WORKING 
  13. Saeran: :) thank you MC 
  14. Saeran has left the chatroom 
  15. Zen: my girlfriend will not help no one 
  16. MC: zen are you okay why are you being such a grump :(
  17. Jumin: Yes Zen why are you being a so called “grump” 
  18. saeyoung : MC YOU ARE CHANGING THE ROBOT
  19. Jumin: It is nice having her as my company, we drink wine talk about our past and praise Elizabeth 3rd
  20. ZEN: Mc
  21. MC: yes babe ~
  22. Zen: Home. Now. 
  23. Zen has left the chatroom
  24. Yoosung: what is his problem
  25. Saeyoung: i dont have a good feeling about this 
  26. MC: yeah i should go :/ 
  27. MC has exit the charoom 
  28. Jumin has exit the chatroom 
  29. I CANT BELIEVE THAT TRUST FUND JERK IS MAKING MOVES ON MY MC 
  30. SHE IS MINE NO ONE ELSE
  31. I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL ENOUGH TO BE SAVED FROM HER 
  32. BUT NOW IS SEE SHE SAVES EVERYBODY 
  33. i got home and i saw that the limo driver barely leaving my house 
  34. he even got the nerve to send her in one of his fancy limos…. stupid trust fund jerk 
  35. when i went inside i swear i can smell him onj her 
  36. Zen: hello. Mc. 
  37. MC: hi baby whats wrong? 
  38. zen: so i see your into fixing everybody is that your new kink? 
  39. mc: zen honestly cut it out Jumin is a very good friend  of mine and he is helping me out with something so zen stop. 
  40. zen: oh what is he helping you with MC huh huh tell me I CAN HANDLE IT MC TELL ME 
  41. MC: ZEN DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BECAUSE YOU ARE FEELING JEALOUS. IM IN LOVE WITH YOU SO STOP IMAGING STUFF HAPPENING BETWEEN ME AND JUMIN. AND WHILE IM AT IT YOU KNOW I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE BECOME A BETTER PERSON YOU KNOW I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE YOU KNOW I LIVE FOR HELPING POOR CREATURES LIKE ANIMALS AND EVERYTHING WHY IS IT SO WRONG FOR WANTING TO HELP SOME BODY BECOME A BETTER PERSON 
  42. ZEN: I THOUGHT YOU ONLY DID IT FOR ME 
  43. MC: ZEN I PUT MYSELF LAST JUST SO YO CAN BE HAPPY ZEN I LOVED BEING THERE FOR YOU I LOVE BEING YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON BUT ITS NOT THE SAMW TYPE OF CARE THAT I GIVE FOR JUMIN THE ONLY THING HE NEEDS IS FOR SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO HIM NOT TO JUDGE HIM THATS IT. MY LOVE, HEART, MIND, SOUL BELONGS TO YOU AND ONLY YOU 
  44. * SHE GOT CLOSER AND YOU HATED IT BECAUSE YOU CAN SMELL THE WINE THAT SHE DRANK IN HIS HOME* 
  45. ZEN: i honestly dont know how to feel. i smell him on you and MC i dont know what to think. im sorry i gotta go.
  46. MC: zen wait why are you being so irrational i love you im always there for you i get you dont like jumin but it doesnt mean that i have to hate him so much… if only i could tell you…. but i… cant 
  47. ZEN: see you tomorrow MC 
  48. and i left 
  49. MC POV 
  50. ugh i hate that i cant tell him…. i feel like he forgot that his birthday is coming up because of all the stress he is recieving 
  51. why do we gotta fight now… 
  52. i have to leave sooon. 
  53. god why NOOOOW 
  54. shoudl i stay 
  55. should i go 
  56.  fuck it i gotta go… he’ll understand once i show him *breathes heavily* its time to go back 
  57. *you picked up the phone and called * 
  58. MC: Ju-
  59. Jumin: the jet is ready for you the driver is still around the corner ill be waiting for you inside the jet. see you soon… best friend… 
  60. *beeeeeep* 
  61. Zen POV 
  62. ugh where the fuck am i ? 
  63. why am i surrondered by action figures 
  64. where are my clothes?
  65. please god please dont tell me i cheated on MC 
  66. mc
  67. NOOOO MY JEALOUSY GOT THE EBST OF ME NOOOO I SCREWED IT BIG TIME 
  68. fuck i see panties 
  69. i see bras?? 
  70. why am i in a closet full of women clothing 
  71. please dont let it be true 
  72. please dont let it be true 
  73. Zen: heellooooo anyone there 
  74. unrecognizable voice: he is awake your problem now 
  75. huh? i think i recognize that voice 
  76. you hear someone getting closer to the door 
  77. fuck who is it shoit 
  78. saeyoung: HIYA ZEN HOW ARE YOU :D 
  79. zen: what am i doing here !? where are my clothes 
  80. saeyoung: well you see you were infront of our door drunk and saeran tried geting you inside the house becaus you were a mess and you started to take of your clothes and dance to the music that was coming from inside your head :D so saeran threw you into my closet :) 
  81. zen: jesus christ *gets up and sees his pants in the corner and puts it in with a shirt* 
  82. saeran: thank god you are dressed now… please leave my house 
  83. zen: yeah dude sorry im leaving 
  84. damn i guess i gone drinking 
  85. shit i need to go home 
  86. *gets home safetly somehow* 
  87. ZEN: MCCC BABY IM SORRY I CAME HOME LATE WHERE ARE CHUUUU 
  88. you didnt hear shit 
  89. huh perhaps she head to work already 
  90. when you were eating a protein bar its like everything fucking hit you 
  91. SHIT I HAD A FIGHT WITH MC SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT 
  92. you declined every single meeting so you can make up today and spend the day with ehr tomorow 
  93. she never showed up that night 
  94. you cried yourself to sleep that night 
  95. you woke up to yet another day with an empty home 
  96. you drank more and more thinking she ran off with jumin 
  97. fuck jumin i hate him 
  98. MC why did you leave me baby 
  99. i fucking loved you so much 
  100. im so sorry baby 
  101. im sorrry my jealousy ruined us 
  102. in another life i would make you stay 
  103. so i dont have to say that you were the one that got away 
  104. fuck the song is coming into my head 
  105. MC just know i love you so much 
  106. im sorry im no longer your muse 
  107. *continues drinking and smoking for 6 days straight* 
  108. MC POV 
  109. MC: hahahahahaah jumin you are hilarious !
    Jumin: haha. thank you but i hope zen likes the gift you are going to give him 
  110. MC: yes but i feel so guilty because ugh i hope he isnt thinking wrong things…. i feel … i just have a bad feeling about this 
  111. Jumin: its okay he is a big boy he can understand.. look MC we are going to land back home 
  112. *5 hours later*
  113. jumin: okay we are here ill held back and let you and zen enjoy some time together :) 
  114. MC: *hugs him tightly* THANK YOU JUMIN YOU ARE AMAZING THE BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD! 
  115. Jumin: okay wow thank you MC i better go ELizaebeth is missing m in the car let me know how he likes it ! 
  116. okay time to show him his gift 
  117. you walked inside the house and saw zen passed out 
  118. SHIT ZEN ZEEEEEEN ZEEEEEEENNNN
  119. jumin heard you screaming and crying and he ran inside and called an ambulance and the best doctors in the world 
  120. zen woke up three days later to seeing MC Jumin and the rest of the RFA sitting in his hospital room 
  121. Zen: m-mc
  122. MC: ZEN SHIT I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR WAKING YOU 
  123. zen:what do y-y-you mean waking up 
  124. Jumin: me and MC found you passed out and its been 5 days since you lost conscious  
  125. MC: i know you probably hate me btut i didnt leave you zen i went with jumin to the states to get you this custom built harley and zen im so SORRY 
  126. zen cried and told you that he is sorry and he would never drink that much again 

Jumin *this is gonna be short sorry i just really want to get this done* 

  • ·       You and Jumin jesus Christ you and jumin were SOOO HAPPY
  • ·       AND I MEAN SO HAPPY
  • ·       THAT HE CAN DIE THAT DIE AND LITERALLY
  • ·       NO REGRETS
  • ·       He treated you like a queen in public and in private you know ;)
  • ·       It was almost Christmas and Jumin flew away for business for almost a month
  • ·       Jaehee was being amazing and told you he was getting your Christmas gift abroad
  • ·       #billonaireboysclub
  • ·       And you ?
  • ·       Well you wanted to get jumin something nice
  • ·       Since the both of you had joint accounts
  • ·       And the account literally had so many comas
  • ·       You decide that you didn’t want the gift to be about money
  • ·       You wanted it to be something meaningful
  • ·       Something pure
  • ·       Something he will remember for the rest of his life
  • ·       So you decided you needed to go back to Costa Rica to visit family while Jumin was away
  • ·       So you asked your family for help
  • ·       TO HELP YOU THINK FOR A GIFT
  • ·       They were stumped caused everything they mention he already FUCKING HAD
  • ·       Jesus Christ
  • ·       Jumin Han had
  • ·       Power
  • ·       Money
  • ·       Pussy (Elizabeth 3rd)
  • ·       And
  • ·       You
  • ·       What more does this man need
  • ·       So you needed to go to a family party
  • ·       But once you arrived at the party you felt sick
  • ·       nauseous  
  • ·       you assumed because you weren’t accustom to the strong scent of mayo for a long time so you just ignored it
  • ·       until you vomited all over
  • ·       you’re family members took you to the hospital
  • ·       you were relived to find out that it wasn’t nothing serious
  • ·       so you decided to fly back early
  • ·       but when you flew back
  • ·       Jumin han was crying
  • ·       He was freaking out because you weren’t there
  • ·       He crawled to you on his knees and told you sorry
  • ·       SORRY FOR WHAT JUMIN YOU DIDN’T DO SHIT WRONG MY PRECIOUS BABY
  • ·       He kept crying till you bent down and told him that you visited your family
  • ·       He just said he would appreciate a call and you told him that you were sorry
  • ·       DEEPLY SORRY
  • ·       But then you opened your purse
  • ·       And gave him a paper
  • ·       MC YOU WERE SICK WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME
  • ·       Jumin please read the paper you are gonna love the surprise
  • ·       MC YOU WERE SICK JESUS CHRIST DID YOU SKIP A MEAL MC IT SAID YOU VOMITTED BECAUSEE IT’S A SIDE EFFECT FROM BEING PREGANCT MC YOU
  • ·       O.O
  • ·       :D
  • ·       O:
  • ·       :D
  • ·       :O
  • ·       CONGRATS BABY YOU ARE GONNA BE A FATHER
  • ·       THIS MAN CRIED SO HARD
  • ·       HE WAS SO HAPPY
  • ·       THE BEST EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT HE EVER RECEIVED
  • ·       HE WAS JUST
  • ·       SOLUDGJNKEGJKL
  • ·       HE SENT A BLURRY PICTURE IN THE CHATROOM
  • ·       EVERYONE WAS HAPPY
  • ·       LJFGBEOWUPRFGWREIOG
  • ·       JUMIN HAN IS PRECIOUS
#SaveWOY Recs

@ao3org ’s International Fanworks Day might be over, but #IFDFest continues!

For this rec post, I’ll be deviating from my usual fanfiction recs to instead recommend the entire SaveWOY movement and other Wander Over Yonder fan projects.

It’s amazing all the hard work, time, and dedication people across the board have put into getting Wander Over Yonder a third season and keeping fans hopes up as the months since its cancellation drag out. So without further ado:

@peepsqueak has been absolutely dedicated to saving WOY:

There’s no way for me to know just how much she’s done for the fandom and the movement, but I’m so grateful she’s put all this together, stuck to it for so long, and given fans the chance to #SaveWOY.

@savewoy is one of the main hubs for information on the movement, and all the mods (including Peepsqueak) have done so much to make it work and keep everyone updated and involved, and is the original source of Operation Fanboom.

@woyseason3 is another really great information hub that keeps fans’ posts circulating and on @disneyxd ‘s radar.

@savewoygiftexchange and the mods there are constantly organizing monthly gift exchanges for fans. They’ve done it for four very successful exchanges already, and I hope are able to for months to come. Also, they reblog all the gifts so take a gander through the archives. Here some gifts made for me:

@dontgetusedtoit put together the wonderful #WOYtober prompt list that I had so much fun doing and produced some really amazing works from such talented people. WOYtober was a great event all around, and here are some of my favorite pieces:

And here are still more projects, old and new, complete and ongoing, SaveWOY and just for fun, by other fans throughout Tumblr: @woyvillainleaderboard@woyprompts@thewoychallenge (though currently defunct, I really enjoyed when I was able to contribute to them), @sargentnicole ‘s WOY OC Week that I got half-way through but still want to complete, the #saveWOY Sunday and #season 3 Saturday tags, @zzyzxresorts zine for the crew of WOY, the @galacticbuddies MAP tribute, the @disarmedwander comic, the WOY Ao3 page (ofc), and others.

Fans are pouring their hearts into Wander Over Yonder, a show near and dear to so many of us, and I absolutely and without reservation recommend every fan’s contribution to this fandom. Big or small, complex or simple, art, writing, memes, whatever you post, you are keeping WOY alive. So for anyone reading this: recommend a story, a project, a WOY blog you love, or anyone in this fandom who you think deserves some recognition. Without fans, there wouldn’t be a fandom, and there wouldn’t be #SaveWOY.

Oh, and last but not least: thank you, @crackmccraigen , for creating Wander Over Yonder, and everyone who worked to bring us this wonderful show.

Cold Hands, Warm Heart: Reaper x reader

A/N: For my friend @ukcatsgirl10​ who loves Reaper fluff and was excited to hear I was writing this. This idea came to me at like, 10 pm last night while I was freezing cold. How you enjoy.


It was late in December, and the new year was slowly creeping up. Winter was ravaging much of the Watchpoint, which made it a perfect training ground for recruits. A part of Overwatch and Blackwatch is being able to fight in all climates. This being said, the snow storm that just arrived overnight made it the perfect for training.

You, however, wanted to stay inside on your day off, where it was nice and warm. Your husband, Gabriel, wanted to train the recruits. He said you were more than welcome to come. You gave him a look that said “no way in hell am I going out there”.

That was five hours ago. In those five hours, you finished the book you’ve been trying to complete for the past month and a half, you finally caught up on some of your favorite shows, and you even got to have some snacks in the process.

You were comfy in your and Gabriel’s shared room. You sat in the bed, under the covers, wearing one of his sweat shirts and a pair of yoga pants. You were starting to read a book Reinhardt had recommended to you when the door to the room opened up.

You looked up from your spot and giggled when you saw Gabriel. He wore all black, as always. His snow jacket and pants were littered with melting snow, his boots were soaking wet on the outside, and his beanie was more white than it was dark gray.

He brought his hands up to his mouth and blew into them, trying to warm them up.

“I told you to wear gloves,” you teased, putting a bookmark in between the pages before closing the book.

“I didn’t actually expect it to be that cold outside,” he responded as he stripped some of his clothing off. With shaking hands, he pulled off his beanie and yanked his jacket off his shoulders.

“It’s the middle of winter. And we’re in Switzerland. You really didn’t expect it to be that cold outside?” you asked as he kicked his boots off. He stood there, still trying to warm up his hands. Gabriel was a bit more comfortable now. He only had on his sweatpants and a t-shirt.

Gabriel smirked and walked over to you as you stood from the bed. You met him half way. He had his arms crossed over his chest.

“Honestly, Gabe, I love you, but sometimes you’re an idio-” you paused at the smirk on his lips. “Gabe? What are you doing?” Backing away slowly, you were nervous about the look on his face.

Before you could react, Gabriel grabbed your waist and pulled you flush against his chest. He slid his cold hands into your shirt, causing a squeal to escape your lips. The wedding ring on his finger was the coldest part, though.

“Gabriel! Stop!” you tried to squirm out of his grasp but to no avail. “Gabriel Reyes!”

He laughed, holding you closer before leaning forward. You both fell onto the bed, his hands still on your lower back.

“Y-you’re hands are cold!” you shrieked.

He chuckled. “You know what they say, cariño. Cold hands,” he kissed your nose, “warm heart.” He pulled his hands from behind you and placed them on either side of you. “I love y-”

You cupped his cheeks in your hands and pulled him forward, kissing him intensely. He smiled into the kiss, and pressed his body into yours. After a few minutes you both pulled away, out of breath.

“I love you, too, Gabriel.” you smiled and nuzzled your nose into his cheek. You breathed in his scent; he smelled like winter, especially since he just came from outside. But he also smelled like spices and the oh-so familiar scent of gunpowder. “Jesse made hot chocolate. Let’s go get some.”

“Knowing McCree, he put some type of liquor in it,” Gabriel snorted and kissed your forehead.

You started to get up off the bed and head for the door. “Come on. Let’s get you warmed up.”

A pair of arms grabbed your waist once more and pulled you back onto the bed. You yelped at the sudden weight on top of you. Gabriel hovered over you as he straddled your waist. Yanking his shirt off, he smiled down at you.

“I know a better way to get warmed up,” he mumbled as he buried his lips in your neck.

Oh boy.


McCree had heard Gabriel came back inside from training the new recruits. He, of course, spiked the hot cocoa and thought it’d be funny to give it to his mentor.

Not really wanting to knock, Jesse opened the door. He screamed, dropping both cups of cocoa onto the floor. He ran out of the room, yelling, “I didn’t need to see that!”

Gabriel groaned and threw his head down onto the pillow below him. You laughed and leaned your forehead on his chest, letting out a snort.

“He’s going to clean that up later,” Gabriel muttered before your lips connected with his again.

(It’s sappy…its adorable and its right up my alleyway!!! I love how sweet and just simple the idea of having someone with you for almost a year. I have never had that pleasure but let me tell you this, I have seen all the beautiful and amazing things that are in a relationship. Thank you for allowing me to bring this idea to life Anon. Enjoy this sweetie!!! ^_^ Mod Firefly)

Hanzo-
Dressed in traditional kimono and ceremonial garments, he watched as they walked around with eyes as wide as the moon itself over Hanamura. He decided to bring them to a local festival to show how the New Year was celebrated in Hanamura. He smiled gently as they looked at all the different vendors giving out various treats from fruit filled rice balls to fried balls of dough with miso filling, as if this was the best thing in the world.

He remembered the past year with them and could not help but feel a swell of pride in his heart. They were caught in the crossfire during one of the missions but it went wrong when he was ambushed by a Talon agent. Instead of running from danger, he watched them grab something and tried to save him as he was trying to find a single arrow to launch at the newest target. They got away with a new scar on their hand from the blade but also made away with this serious man’s heart.

“(Y/N)-san, are you having fun?” He smiled as he saw them smiling at one of the many puppet shows that was put on during their walk. “Oh yes, Shimada-sama” They smiled as he shook his head and walked closer to them. “I told you to call me Hanzo, my dearest.” He smiles as they blush and nod before looking down at their hands. “I guess old habits die hard, I am sorry.” Was whispered as he holds their chin gently in his hands and smiles at them. It was true because they were first just colleagues working for Overwatch but after that day and seeing them just a strong as they were quiet, it made him feel like he was not truly alone anymore.

“Do not apologize, I understand how hard it is to change but we will have forever to work on each other. If you will have me?” He questions as they smile and hold his hands gently by laying theirs over his. “I would have no other.” He smiles at their reply as he watches their eyes and leans in for a kiss just as the New Year rang in.

This was his promise, to love, honor and protect them, all of that was expressed in a kiss that was shared with the one who pierced his heart.



Lucio-
“Let’s get this party started!” He would yell as he spun a new song from the DJ booth he had playing at since they started this party about 3 hours ago. Hollywood was hopping and he loved watching the love of his life dance around, glow sticks around their neck and laughing as they drank something that looked like punch from a glass. He smiled as he started to feel the beat get amplified as he remembers that it was a night like this when they first met.

He was DJing a new club not far from here when they bumped into each other last New Year’s Eve, spilling drinks and him dropping the mix tape he had made just for the club. He went crazy trying to find it but was surprised when he went to the studio that it was supposed to be at and saw that they were listening to the song as he smiles. “Sorry, is this yours?” They say with a smile as he nods and to this day; they have been inseparable. He has took them on a few of his tours and even introduced them to his family, only to be surprised that his family seemed to be attached to them.

He finally told them he was in Overwatch yet they smiled as they held his hand and told him that they are not leaving him alone. He was surprised and told them that he was going to keep them safe, swearing that every single song he writes will be because of their inspiration to him. He as only took them on one mission and seeing that they were as great with music, but for more of an offense and could make any instrument out of air, making it a weapon or beauty, he has decided to make sure that he keep them safe.

He smiles as he walks to them, his music still playing as he pulls them to his arms and then leads them away from some fans that were asking questions. “Thanks for the save, DJ” They wink as he smiles and lets them pick the next songs all the way until midnight, happy that he gets to spend the next year with them, just hoping that maybe this year, he is hoping to release more duets than he is singles.



McCree-
All this man wants at this very moment are his whiskey, his cigar and the love of his life (other than his gun and hat) in his arms as they watch some older westerns on the TV in his room. He was invited to a party by Tracer and Mercy but seeing how he just got back from a mission, he wanted a chance to be with them and do something other than train or talk about missions.

“Darlin’ just let me say that I love being with you rather than be stuck on some point.” He smiles as they laugh and kiss his cheek. “I know Jes, you have said that about 10 times tonight.” He can’t help but smile as he plays with their hair and thinks back over the last year with them. They knew each other during his Deadlock days but he started to really fall for them for right after he joined Blackwatch but only confessed when he joined them on the recall.

“Whatcha thinkin’ about cowboy?” They smile at him as he pets their hair again and smiles. “Just that a lot has happened in the past year and it has been an amazing year. I mean, we have been friends for so long, I knew I would fall for you but I did not realize I would fall this hard.” He says and knows that he has their undivided attention and he holds them with a gentle smile on his face.

“I mean, when we met, I was runnin’ from those that wanted the price on my neck yet when you found me, all bloody and near death, you risked your life and saved a total stranger. Hell, I slept in your bed the first night we met.” He laughs as they smirk. “You got blood on my sheets cowboy and you also were going to bleed to death unless I did something so I just saved ya.” They shrugged and he shakes he head before looking at the tv, still talking.

“That’s the thing, when you found out about my true past, you didn’t run or try to turn me in, you asked me what was more important; our friendship or my past. I knew then that you were going to be an amazing person to have around. You didn’t judge me when I was with Blackwatch but always told me to be careful or I would be in more trouble than anything I could be on a mission.” He laughs as they smile and nod.

“Then when it was disbanded, you still stayed by my side and loved all of my stupid quirks. I am just sorry it took me until this close to the new year to say this.” He stands up and shocks them as he gets down on one knee as the clock tolls Midnight.

“Wanna marry this old cowboy?”

*- ^_^ Mod Firefly ^_^ -*

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ANTAGONISTS ARE HARD

I totally had plans to type shit out last night and now that I’m awake I can’t remember half of if

But yes, antagonists, especially the type I’m trying NOT to like, are such a PAIN. I’m so impressed by characters I wanna just. Push off a cliff when I play games or watch shows but ohhh is it so hard for me to create one for some reason

BUT ANYWAYS IM TRYING
here’s a few Sort of

Also I’m on mobile and can’t do a read more I am So Sorry

OTIOSE:

Crocoite.
I don’t know if she’s in the “god I hate her” category, but she is definitely unpleasant to work with. A nasty extortionist who mostly just wants your Money and your Things. She’s also an usem hunter and escort (and Business owner?).Theres rumors that some of the people her group guides never make it to their destination (and croc suddenly has interesting new stuff to sell).
She’s a Genuine Designer, but she doesn’t like or trust other Designers..most of them are rich and snotty, but not her!! She was saved up for, a very expensive baby right there. The zone she grew up in was a very tense one; some areas in the US at this point are a bit..militarized. So. But of a rough baby life there, to partially explain her callousness (and distaste for the rich/corporate entities/military that Own Everything).
She has a main pack she does everything with, the most notable being two army grade Mods (tentatively nicknamed Castor and Pollux)

Unnamed Corporation
That’s right, there’s a fucking. Weyland-Yutani Umbrella Corp type corporation at play in this world!!!!
They own. Goddamn. Everything. Genetic labs, prisons, company housing, bioengineering research facilities, military grade AI, Moderator Development Facilities……. put those last two together and you have about 2/3rds of the entire military right there, btw.
Soooo much shit is their brand. Your implants, your prosthetics, your fuckin. Socks, probably.

This is the corporation Ben n Tonks’s parents work for! And the one that, when two worried kids of their employees are like “hi our parents haven’t contacted us in a month, what’s up?” give them one of those suspicious bullshit automated replies. Begin story There

ARCHIVES

Corrupt Archive Leaders?
This is less Corporate Evil and more of..an unfortunate power imbalance that resulted from events out of their control.
So like..The big problem in archives is that MANY MANY people were yanked from their homes, and plonked onto an alien planet that only had readily available accommodations for a Fraction of the population.
The key word here is Alien: there are no domesticated animals, no crops that have been carefully altered through human intervention for a millennia, they are essentially having to start from scratch in many cases. People don’t even have Dogs anymore!! For gods sake!!
Compare that to the archives themselves! A colony..city..thing. Lovely place, very efficient on energy and materials, nice cozy places for ppl to live, etc etc.
But..this was developed..slowly..over time..they don’t have Mass Access to resources to allow them to EXPAND as quickly as a sudden giant influx in an uprooted population would like them to.
SO…THAT WHOLE SITUATION JUST KINDA..EVOLVED!
People outside the archives have to restart with what little help they can get, and people inside continue on with their (now a little more crowded) but pleasant accommodations. It starts out very helpful!! Very “for the good of all humanity, we must do our best 2 come together and provide for eachother!!”
But good things never last, do they
Current day archives is a good way into the future. Archives expand, but at the same time get a bit Stingy with their resources..
People outside have started to spread out and settle, but it’s still very rough. There’s no shops where you can just go out and buy whatever you need (well. Maybe in very limited supply from the archives you can get some things), there’s plenty of conflict. Enough that people decide HEY!!! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE HOOLIGANS!!!! ARCHIVES HELP US OUT HERE
So they decide to ship them off to Euphrates (the grafter planet), to a modified facility they have there!! It’s more immediate than spending forever trying to build a prison or sending every one of these people to a therapist/giving them the Stuff they actually Need. SO JUST THROW EM ON THE NEXT PLANET OVER, SOUNDS GOOD!
Give that like a decade or two as things settle even more and then you get people sending people off for, very questionable reasons. Especially people that make offenses against anyone in The Archives, who have Control of all the Good Shit.
Also, I heard they don’t even drop them at the facility anymore..I’ve heard that they just pick a spot and leave em there…..do u think it’s true???
Badahdaaaaah…….Conflict.

Glib
Glib is another scientist on Euphrates. She helped discover plenty of things, especially about the “fungus”! But. Not usually in the most eeeuuhhh ethical, ways.

-Probably a fair amount of Euphrates residents that are legitimately terrifying people and not just soft babies unlucky enough to have been born there

-Definitely a bunch of folks in the archives, like the ones that send Too Nosy Journalists off to the Hell Planet


That’s it that’s all I’ve somewhat Solidly got, I’m working on some revenants stuff tho so We’ll See what happens there

Favour of the Gods

So, I wasn’t going to say anything about my recent experiences here, but then I saw all the utter shite @lady-feral has been getting over the last few days, and well, I think it may actually be worth mentioning.

As background, I’ve been part of my local Heathen moot since its inception. It’s actually a regional one, meandering gently across the NW of the UK, so that all its members can get to one or two. Its purpose is for Heathens to get together, to chat and get to know each other - just generally be able to spend some time around other Heathens, and exchange knowledge if you’re new. We maintain a Facebook group for comms purposes, so we often get people wanting to join who we haven’t met first and have to make a judgement call based on FB profile. etc.

I was recently made a co-mod, because the founder and chief moderator was on holiday. We’re friends, have been for years, and he trusts my judgement. I’m also a cripple - I have Cerebral Palsy, use a wheelchair, and recently had to have half my foot amputated after it ulcerated for Some Reason.

Recently, we had a guy join, and it soon came out that he identified as Folkish.

Now, as a rule, that’s potentially a Red Flag. I say potentially, because sometimes someone doesn’t know it descends from Völkisch and associated movements. Sometimes they are just new, unaware of the toxic stew of racism, nineteenth century Romantic Nationalism, and pseudoscience. Unaware of that word implies, in many quarters. So we have two choices, being as our group requires that:  you respect the right of other group-members to be Heathen, regardless of sexuality, gender, or ethnicity or ‘race’.

1. We can instaban  and potentially alienate, isolate, or drive further into the Folkish Realms, someone who might not know what’s dodgy about such things. 

2. We can enquire about this person’s belief, where they’re coming from, and give them enough rope to hang themselves - and in the process, watch for those who might ‘Like’  or post agreement with the ever-present post courting the very thinnest edge of respectability - or even those over it, posted when the mods are busy.

As a rule, we choose 2, for our FB group. It’s better they reveal their colours online than in person. Others might handle such a thing in another way, and that’s fine too. To cut a long story short, this person eventually launched into a classic anti semitic rant, not to mention mention a whole bunch of pseudoscience.

(That creaking sound you hear is the sound of someone hanging themselves on the provided rope.)
 
What has this got to do with the crap @lady-feral is getting? Well, I got a message from said arsehole - changing my message nickname to “Fake Heathen” and then informing me he was glad that the gods “[D]id not favour me in this life :D”

I assume he meant this as some sort of You’re not Heathen, because the gods hate you so much they allowed you to be crippled implication? I don’t know - it was confusing, because he’s obviously not read the Havamal, which pretty much suggests it’s better to be crippled, than, y’know, dead.

When you’ve got a combat veteran getting shit for activism from armchair warriors who think War and Warriors are Great, either because she believes in a world where things could be better for minorities and that Fascism and White Supremacy are ridiculous and dangerous and should be resisted, or because she happens to be a woman?

(Multiple sources suggest the Allfather was-as-a-woman on various occasions, just fyi.)

When you’ve got a disabled person being told the gods did not favour them, despite surviving things that kill thousands every year, having a loving family, partner, and just enough to live comfortably, in a place they own?

When that person could have died - and in fact pretty much did, but came the fuck back?

You begin to understand that for some of these folks will always  move the goalposts. You will never ever be right, or a proper/real Heathen unless you’re exactly like them. The things about you they dislike, that they are disgusted by so badly that they want you gone unless you fit their cookie cutter mould?

If you’re OK, if you gain continued life when you should be dead? That threatens the fact that they’re the favoured ones. If you, the supposedly degenerate, the vile  continue to prosper?  To face your wyrd  head on, and grin and smile, despite its bindings?

What would that say about them?

It might suggest that they were not supreme, favoured. That their vaunted, non-existent, genetic purity, is not enough

Because those other-than-them still exist, and despite the attempts to eliminate or cow those folks, we still exist. We remain and that bothers the shit out of them. Because an industrialised war machine couldn’t stop us; it could slaughter thousands, millions of us, even, but still we remain.

Nevertheless, she, and we, persisted. 

And still they beat us, still they try to kill us. Still they surge with the momentary high of destroying the things, the symbols, the people  they hate. “This is our world, our faith, our country.” they proclaim as they kick, they punch, they smash. It makes them to feel good to exert their power, gives them agency, because they feel outnumbered.

But the rush fades, the adrenalin drops. They look and see another target, and another and another. So they take a knife, a gun, a bomb and they kill many, knowing they’ll be caught, caged, or more probably killed. They dream, they beg, for their life to be filled with that agency, for their last moments to be making some sort of change.

They don’t want to be their ordinary selves, because their ordinary selves could be run over by a bus. They could die on the toilet for fucks sake, a stroke, an aneurysm, a heart attack. Cheek pressing tile, watching the dark unfurl amidst the pain, wondering what it was all for. Or, perhaps even worse, they could survive the stroke, become crippled, need a wheelchair, require someone to wipe their arse.

They could become one of us.

We are a reminder of what could be, what wyrd  might deal them. Might bind them tight as a weaver can. They dream of the onrush, perhaps desire Valhalla, or a martyrs heaven. Because it’s the same impulse that drove the Crusaders, the same that drives Daesh - filled with the rush, Us against Them. And truly, they feel alone, lost without it. 

Of course, a byproduct of such things, of any tight knit group is access to shared resources - the Templars grew rich enough to be a bank, PMC’s profit in warzones the world over and Daesh gains funding from drugs, from selling off stolen antiquities   

Money and power, weapons and land and numbers, exclusion and castigation. All ways to demonstrate agency when others have none, to demonstrate the favour of god(s), the apparent superiority of their group, their Way over another.

(Except gods, especially Heathen ones, are notoriously fickle  according to the lore - Odin’s heroes are often deserted mid-battle. One Eye’s spear flies over both sets of combatants, after all. Whatever happens, he wins.)

Both sides, Them, and Us, are defined by the other.

Those who claim superiority are constantly measuring themselves against those they deem inferior. Even if they exterminated, removed, or exiled themselves from the realm of their so-called inferiors? Then they would not be superior - merely all there was, to rise or fall on their own merits, their own ability or lack thereof to navigate whatever structures were in place - they would make their own scapegoats, would find others to blame, even within themselves.

Those they hate, fear, are disgusted by, are well used to the limitations, the way wyrd - that weaving of consequence, of action and reaction - might render the path you’re on crooked. Yet still we prosper - still some of us know the onrush of poetry and song, of word from word giving word from us.

Some of us are bound noose-tight, the limitations of our life allowing us a joy, a surging fury that infuses everything in our life. Perhaps this a god’s favour? To have joy despite being the the thing that so many fear, despite being the horrible reminder of what may be dealt to us, by a universe that is not, nor will it ever be, ours to control.

I know that I cannot control any hate slung my way after this. If and when any comes my way, I’ll shrug. If this gets reblogged, mocked and torn to pieces, so be it. If people choose to do that, if it makes them feel better, so be it. If leaving a reply gives you the rush of a need satisfied, or an urge to troll go for it. 

I really have had worse, and I’m still here. If you want to join the myriad people who’ve pointed and laughed, mocked, thrown stones both literal and metaphorical, be aware that this is nothing clever, that you’re not distinguishing yourself from anyone. You’re literally nothing new.

I remain. I’m here and now, and the fact is, some of you who hate me for what I am? Some of you may become like me. I look forward to the day when you finally bring yourself to look in the mirror and see me there too, waiting.

Maybe this is a weird request but how the boys react if their s/o tends to chew their skin on the inside of their mouth, cheeks, and/or lips? Thanks for everything guys! I love you all

Of course, thank you for appreciating our work! We love you too! And jeez, if this ask isn’t relatable…

Korekiyo Shinguuji

  • he really wishes you wouldn’t.
  • your human body was made perfectly, you shouldn’t be picking it apart like that!
  • he understands that bad habits are difficult to rid yourself of, but he simply cannot let this pass.
  • a human should never bite away their own body!
  • every time he sees that familiar little bump in your cheek, he flicks your face.
  • and it’s actually insanely annoying.
  • more annoying than you ever could have imagined.
  • but it’s for your own good, he says!
  • besides, kissing rough lips has never been an interest of his.
  • eventually, the flicking becomes so annoying that you actively try not to bite your mouth around him.
  • only around him though. you don’t stop completely.
  • but from now on, you decide that you’re not the only one with an annoying habit.
  • every time he wraps his arms around himself, you flick his face.
  • he is utterly appalled.
  • how dare you.
  • after about a week of this, he finally agrees to leave you be, albeit begrudgingly.
  • success!

Amami Rantarou

  • he actually doesn’t mind at all!
  • he likes the way your lips are always a little scratchy, it’s your signature kiss!
  • and besides, what should it matter to him? you’re not hurting anybody, and it’s just some loose skin, you’re not really hurting yourself either.
  • sometimes when he sees that familiar face of the dip in your cheek and the pull on your lips, when he knows you’re biting at your cheek again, he’ll poke your cheek, just for fun.
  • and because your reaction is adorable, of course.
  • but all in all, it really just doesn’t faze him too much.

Ouma Kokichi

  • he thinks it’s really funny, the way your face scrunches up like that when you’re biting your mouth!
  • he teases you for it whenever he notices you doing it, but is a little disappointed when he doesn’t get much of a reaction out of you.
  • he always cracks a few sly comments about the roughness of your lips when you kiss, which does get a little annoying after a while.
  • but actually, after somet time, he kind of starts to develop the same habit.
  • and he blames you entirely! you didn’t tell him it was contagious!
  • you tell him it isn’t, he picked it up on his own!
  • he still blames you, regardless.
  • he doesn’t like how scratchy his lips get, so eventually he coaches himself out of it.
  • you’re on your own again now, he’s not getting sucked into that!

Shuuichi Saihara

  • he’s a little concerned, but only because he thinks it might hurt and doesn’t understand why you do it.
  • you assure him that it doesn’t hurt at all, and you just do it out of habit.
  • well, as long as you’re safe and healthy, he’s okay with it…
  • he’s a little conflicted on your lips though.
  • he’s not sure he likes the roughness, but he doesn’t mind enough to actually bring it up and turn it into some big problem.
  • he does a little research just to make sure you’re safe, and can’t seem to find any problems, so he simply ignores it.
  • so in summary, he’s pretty okay with it.

Kaito Momota

  • he does it too, so he really doesn’t care too much!
  • in fact, he thinks that little quirk makes you a better couple!
  • he really likes your scratchy kisses, he thinks they’re really cute and they make him think of you all day after!
  • he’ll totally squish your cheeks if he notices you biting them, but all in good fun, of course.
  • he has no intention of ever trying to break his habit, so he doesn’t expect you to either.
  • he has a few bad habits, and this one is pretty harmless, so he doesn’t really see a need to get rid of it, and neither do you!

Kiibo

  • he’s really, really confused.
  • human skin comes off that easily?!
  • he tries biting his own cheek and lips when he first notices your habit, and gets no results.
  • no synthetic skin is leaving his body any time soon.
  • he didn’t realize human skin was so fragile!
  • he tells you that you need to stop, or it’ll all rip off and you’ll have no skin left!
  • you can’t help but laugh, even though he’s clearly concerned for you.
  • you promise him you’re not biting off your entire cheek, just tiny insignificant pieces.
  • he’s not entirely convinced, but he decides to give you the benefit of the doubt…
  • but that doesn’t mean he won’t be doing some research into this later.

Gonta Gokuhara

  • gonta is concerned!
  • you should not be biting yourself! you’ll get hurt! does it not hurt?!
  • you quickly promise him that it doesn’t hurt at all, because he looks pretty frantic!
  • he’s relieved to hear that though, gonta would never want you to be hurt!
  • he doesn’t mind your kisses at all, he actually thinks they’re very cute!
  • and he’s used to kissing rough things. many bugs and trees have gotten kisses from gonta!
  • you tell him he should not compare kissing you to kissing a bug.
  • but he promises bugs are very cute and he likes to kiss them just as much as you!
  • you don’t know how to take that.

Ryouma Hoshi

  • the rough kisses are a little weird but he really likes them, they’re your trademark for sure.
  • he doesn’t really mind your habit, everybody’s got some bad habits, no shame.
  • he doesn’t really understand why you do it, but he also doesn’t ask.
  • in fact, he never actually acknowledges it at all…
  • whatever, he doesn’t feel the need to, who cares?
  • it doesn’t change who you are, so it doesn’t affect him.
  • besides, if you called him out on that, there’s a million things you could call him out on in return.
  • so he’ll just keep quiet.

anonymous asked:

Hey I'm new to the idea of stim toys 'cos I'm newly diagnosed and I'd like to ask if you have any "starter" ideas for stim toys or ideas for squeezeable stim toys that give a bit of resistance when you squish them. Things not smelling or making noise is a big plus.

I see we have another stimming convert! Fabulous. Not that we’re trying to take over the world or anything…

Anon, I’ve got several posts that I consider Stim Toy 101, including posts on breaking down toys into categories and posts on the more popular fidget toys. I’ll list those, and then I’ll finish by listing the toys that I think fit your brief.

So. For anyone new to the wide and wonderful world of stim toys, here’s what I hope to be useful reading:

@wrennigan​‘s Chewable Comparison Post: a list that compares many Stimtastic chewables.

Household Stimmy Items: a list of readily available stimmy objects for folks who don’t have online access to conventional toys or need to be stealth in their stimming.

Subtle On-The-Person Toys: toys that are easily portable and less like to draw attention, also great for folks who need to be stealth.

Common Tactile Toys: a list of the most common tactile stim toys and how they’re used. This is a great post for “starter” toys, anon!

Categories of Stim Toys: things to keep in mind when building a varied stim kit.

My Stim Kit: an example of the kind of kit you might build.

Varying Your Stimming: why you should be a little mindful about your stimming, because you don’t want to end up with chronic pain or injury.

@whisperstims​‘s Stim Toy Hygiene Post: how to clean your stim toys.

DIY Stim Toy Master Posts, One and Two: lists of links to all sorts of tutorials for DIY toys. The degree of difficulty varies here: some tutorials and DIYs are easy, others require a bit of crafting experience.

Autistic Sellers and Crafters Post: a list of autistic stim toy store owners and stim toy crafters.

Now, we’ll move into the rec portion of the answer. Squishable, with resistance, but silent and scentless. All links go to our tags, because by now there’s several posts telling you where you can find the thing.

Squishies: available in a variety of resistances, very squishable, available many places online. Some of these are slow-rising, which mean they compress tightly and take time to expand; others compress less well. Some, like the mochi squishies, are rubbery and gel-like, but most are made from foam. The better quality squishies generally cost more, sadly; I’ve had good experiences with the SquishyFun brand, and I’ve heard good things about Areedy squishies as well. Unfortunately, many squishies are scented, and while some listings state this, many don’t specify scent, so buying these can be a bit of a risk.

Stress balls: usually made from foam, available in a variety of resistances (firmer than most squishies), silent. Most of these don’t have odours, but I recently bought some that did smell chemically. These are readily available in dollar shops and just about everywhere online.

Fabric or crocheted stress balls: weighted, good for crunching and scrunching, no scent, do make low noise as they contain weighted pellets and, sometimes, crinkle paper. The mesh fabric stress balls I have are quieter than the crocheted ones.

Grape or mesh stress balls: squishy, available in varying resistances, do make a slight slurping sound as the slime inside the ball moves.

Puffer balls and puffer creatures: very soft and squishy, but the majority of them have a chemical-rubber scent that I can’t bear. This said, I own one ball from a dollar shop that has no odour, and the puffer worms I smelt at Sensory Oasis for Kids have no odour, so they do exist. This one, I think, is very much a try to find in person item because of the risk of bad smells, but they are available in many dollar and toy shops.

Wool stress balls and wool dryer balls: soft woolen balls that you can squish in your hand. No smell, no odour but that of wool unless you add scent - just a wool ball you can squish or tear.

Makeup blending sponges: a teardrop or hourglass shape sponge, generally medium resistance, great for squishing. No scent or sound, just a lovely fine-spongy texture. I’ve seen them from most dollar and department stores starting at $3-$4 AUD, but the brand name sponges are absolutely not needed for stimming.

(Many sponges in general are good for squishing, and if you like rough textures, check out this ask for a few more rough-textured sponges that are squishable.)

Disney mini Tsum Tsum plush: no scent, very squishable, lots of great textures, a small amount of sound if you press the small pocket of weighted pellets in the plush’s belly (above the strip of faux suede used as the toy’s base).

Thinking Putty and TheraPutty: one of the firmest items here, if you like a lot of resistance when squishing, but Thinking Putty does tend to crack and snap when moulded. It’s not constant, so it’s like a crack here and a snap there, but know that it does. TheraPutty makes no noise at all. No scent for either, unlike most putties and doughs.

I hope that gives you somewhere to start, anon. If you have any more questions, please ask away!

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aaaww heck yeah time for mod velvet to S H I NE BITCHESS - mod kimchi :’)))

lmao sorry i have totally strayed from the prompt and wrote a really angsty short fic lmao it gets fluffy in the end

p.s. sorry this took ages i didn’t see it in drafts until today rekt also this is so scrappy im sorry times three lmao  - Mod Velvet


Remember Me In A Year

Seventeen: Minghao
Type: Fluff / Time Skip Scenario Fanfic
Ship: Minghao x Reader /  Jun x Reader
Word Count: 1833

ft. seventeen members, sehun, minhyuk, shownu, jungkook, bambam, yugyeom, lalisa, jisoo, tzuyu, nayeon, seungjun

Mod Velvet

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anonymous asked:

Can you give me some Valdangelo headcanons? I'm feeling pretty miserable and gross today, and those two goof balls make me happy

yeah im havin a Real Bad Day 2 anon so i got ur back. valdangelo also fills me with joy so this is self indulgent as hell, lets contemplate on a good ol’ domestic as hell relationship for these two

  • Their apartment is modest but comfortable. They live in brooklyn, 1 hour from camp and a good subway ride from the Jacksons. 2 bedrooms, tho they both sleep in Nico’s room technically because Leo’s room is full of half finished projects and a few spare skeletons that Nico couldnt fit in his closet. Leo’s room is basically storage. They have a cactus, its doing OKAY at the moment but its life is tenuous at best. They have a small kitchen, and a smaller bathroom, which is usually full of scattered bandaids and medical supplies, when someone comes home injured or something explodes. They could probably afford somewhere better, what with Nico’s father and all, but theyre happy in the neighborhood, and their place is just big enough for them
  • Hades pays a majority of their bills, a gift to his son as a thanks for “not being anything like his older brother, you know the one that killed a whole bunch of people and also tried to take over europe”. Thanks to that, they hardly ever have to worry about money, unless a monster breaks down the door or one of Leo’s inventions puts a whole in the ceiling again. which, to be fair, happens pretty often.
  • Neither of them care much about cleaning, but their appartment is surprisingly tidy most of the time. This is thanks to Piper and Hazel, who would literally kill them both if they chose to live in squaler as they are so inclined. of course, their appartment isnt perfect, a couple bones and machine parts laying around, their bookshelf is a mess of ancient tomes and how-to and diy books. but its Good Enough, its home and its perfect
  • Theyre actually great friends with their neighbor, a very old hispanic woman and her cats, thanks to Leo who just loves to chat up everyone. Her name is Rosa and she keeps asking when theyre going to get married and if they want her to cook for them
  • Leo does a majority of the cooking, because Nico is lazy and will live off fast food if the option presents itself. Leo actually isnt a huge fan of fast food, its pretty much all he ate when he was on the road, and he likes a good home cooked meal because it reminds him of simpler times with his mom. Nico helps in the kitchen of course, and by ‘helps’ i mean he sits on the counter and complains about how long it takes to make good rice.
  • Neither Nico nor Leo got a proper education, what with being runaways and all. Nico doesn’t care much, he doesnt feel like he needs it, but Leo is more than a little self conscious about sounding stupid when he talks to his friends, most of whom went to school or were educated in some way. They spend a lot of time reading and studying together, Leo wants them to go to college in new rome together some day, after they get GEDs
  • They could never keep a normal pet because neither of them are “good with organics”, so instead they have a resurrected dog that Nico just brought home one day without asking. Leo was really creeped out at first, because well, you can see its ribs and also all the rest of its bones. But 3 months later “Muerto” is a member of the family and neither of them could imagine life without the lil scamp. also sometimes he loses body parts in the apartment and it becomes a fun old game of “where the fuck is the dog’s leg”
  • neither of them ever fucking sleep, so odds are if certain friends show up injured at their door at 4am, yeah theyre up and ready to help fight whatever monster is down the block at the moment.
  • Nico still has to disappear for days at a time, which at first really terrified Leo. But now he always leaves notes explaining on the fridge. These notes range from actually telling Leo why he left and what he’s doing to vauge doodles of a large monster he probably intends to fight, or some weird artifact his father sent him to retrieve.
  • They spend a lot of time away from home, Nico takes them on trips all over, because Leo has always wanted to see the world and Nico just likes seeing him smile. they only go away for a few days at a time tho, because even tho Muerto doesnt need to eat, the cactus Leo is desperately trying to keep alive in their living room will inevitably die if theyre gone for longer then about a week.

Well that was.. abnormally fast. Turns out I had downloaded some shorter semester mod in fucking August and then forgotten all about it! Why would I download such an unholy concoction in the first place is beyond me. It’s back in hell where it belongs now so we’re getting the full college experience going forward but ugh, upsetting nonetheless..

I mean is there enough time in the world to enjoy this crazy bitch that was slapping Gunther yesterday (for ‘cheating on her’ even though they’re not even friends) heartfart over him now? Girl what is wrong with you.

-I’M A WORK IN PROGRESS OK

Aren’t we all.

-NOT I. I’M ABSOLUTELY PERFECT THE WAY I AM, EVERYONE IN CAMPUS IS LUSTING AFTER ME AND I HAVE THE HEIR VOTE IN THE BAG

You also keep washing dishes that aren’t your own.

-A girl sees you voluntarily cleaning up, she starts to wonder what else you could offer without her asking ;)

Ew yea that’s definitely not a thing.

-IT’S A THING

YEA OK IT’S A THING. NOTHING SEXIER THAN ROTTING FOOD AND OTHER PEOPLE’S SALIVA

-Ah there you are <3 I saw you washing worm covered dishes earlier, you have to keep that for my eyes only baby <3

GODDAMMIT BLUE MEATBALLS WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SHITTING ALL OVER MY POINTS

UM OK JOIN US WHY DON’T YOU

LOL looks like you got yourself a girlfriend, Gunther! Congrats, didn’t think you had it in you.

-Help. me.

No can do baby. And I actually mean that, I wouldn’t know how to break you two up even if I wanted to. I mean you slept with someone else in the middle of your date and she stood there smiling, there’s obviously no stopping this crazy train. See you at the wedding!  

Meanwhile Daniel is making a very important call that I’m sure is gonna fail.. but you never know if you don’t try..

OMG SHE SAID YES. STEP INTO OUR HAMMER-&-SICKLE-SHAPED-WEB BRITTANY. 

LMAO see you never, nerds.

-Ooooh a love letter for me from a secret admirer <3

Yea that’s obviously for Gunther from a very special lady. I legit don’t remember which one but PUT THAT DOWN BRITTANY IS COMING, she’s gonna think you’re some kind of player. 

-Well 2 minutes of conversation are gonna take care of that misconception.

Yea you can say that again.

UUUUUUGH this can’t NOT work they’re perfect for each other I know it!!! COME ON BRIT DON’T LET ME DOWN

-FOR THE LAST TIME DANIEL, PRETTY WOMAN IS NOT ABOUT THE LUMPENPROLETARIAT 

-UGH you could not be more wrong, comrade Brit Brit, but bourgeois college apathy has obviously crushed whatever critical thinking skills managed to survive the sorority confirmation process.

Good god. Ok that’s enough, time to see what we’re really dealing with here. GET UP.

THAT’S BETTER. HOPE THOSE HEARTS AREN’T FOR THE BIRD

FUCKING BYE I KNEW IT. I KNEW THEY WERE MEANT TO BE. I mean both popularity and both suck ass at it + polar opposites at everything else?? Romeo and Juliet who.

Marvin Gaye - Let’s get it on.mp3

Interrupting our wonderful time is the cow harassing the girl Gunther woohooed in the middle of his date with Meatballs. I love college <3

Time to move this party to the bedroom! Just us, Brit, and our new best friend. Judging from the positions in the above photo, Daniel’s first sexual experience isn’t going to be a conventional one.

Aw come on Brit, don’t be like that, there’s plenty of Dan to go around!

Ok now you’re just making Mr Cow sad. Stop excluding him!!

UGH he left, hope you pillowchested assholes are happy with yourselves.

That’s right, get them, crazy secret society blonde!

-HEY I’M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE YOU DICKS

-WELL CLOSE YOUR FUCKING DOOR GIRL, GAWD

-NO, I’M TRYING TO SLEEP *HERE*. GET OUT OF THE BED

Hope you enjoyed the view, blondie!

The love juices have yet to dry as Wyatt rushes to occupy the bed. I feel the need to remind readers THAT DORMIES HAVE THEIR OWN BEDS. You literally wouldn’t know from looking at my game.

Case in fucking point, immediately after Wyatt awakens, another one of Jojo’s semi-lovers helps himself to our communal bed. Remember Ti-Ning? He’s stinking under the covers and as I suspected, Jojo ‘hates him’ aka is secretly into him. Good to see the Blue Meatballs stalking method gaining more fans!

WELL WELL WELL look who moved in. After Gunther ‘cheated’ on the redhead lunatic sis, the responsibility of getting us into the secret society has fallen squarely on Jojo’s frail shoulders. 

-HEY

SORRY, on Jojo’s buff, well-defined shoulders. 

-Thank you.

You keep your eye on the prize, right?

-Of course. Every step she takes, every breath she takes-

-So as I was saying, it’s an absolute disgrace that there isn’t A SINGLE flat earth class in this college. Of course we all know who’s responsible.. Starts with -I, ends with -lluminati..

-Yea, I’m out.

NO YOU DON’T. Must I remind you what’s at stake here??

-Must I remind you I don’t care about resurrecting that stupid cat? I mean if it was Victor, we’d be having a different conversation.

Ugh fucking Victor istg. But NO, I’m talking about finally getting what your tiny, murderous heart has been craving all those years.. THE COWPLANT. Just think about it, Jojo..

-Oh god, the power, the unlimited power.. Fucking Ti-Ning is first on my list.

Yea we all know you want to fuck Ti-Ning but I don’t think you have to threaten him with a cowplant, he’d probably say yes if you asked him out-

-I MEAN FIRST ON MY KILL LIST STFU

-You know what repulses me, dear Jojό? Musique classique, is absolutely the worst, no? I mean who likes it apart from bores and killers seriàl? 

-Oh yea, you’re so right, Ti-Ning WYATT.

God Jojo are you so committed to this charade of denial that you’re gonna date someone who hates creepy classical music? What’s next? Does he hate bow-ties and oedipal complexes too?

-’Scuse me, my.. girlfriend.. is waiting for me.. When did life get so unfun :(

-Oui, I think it’s imperative that you sever all relationships with anyone wearing plaid pantalons, Jojό.. Très unseemly..

-Oh my <3

Well this stamp of approval is the fucking deathblow, JOJO GET OUT NOW. TI-NING’S DOOR IS RIGHT THERE

-NEVER. IN FACT..

-My god, Wyatt, your manipulative criticism of my interests and family is attractive to say the least! 

NOP I don’t accept this, even you can’t keep this bullshit up!

-WATCH ME. I’M GOING TO BUY A RING TOMORROW. ONE MADE OF CHEESE SINCE HE’S FRENCH

</3

Speaking of ‘</3′ looks like Meatballs hired a sniper to hit Gunther with the arrow of love. I extremely have other plans for him so this is obviously not happening but NICE TRY MEATBALLS

………..OMG. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM, YOU BROKE HIM

-HA. Watch and learn bitch, first I let him be his gross whoring self.. and now that I have him.. the era of Blue Meatballs.. BEGINS.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING COWPLANT