also give me pictures

listen

blackwatch was the most interesting thing about overwatch

blizzard i need more ex-blackwatch agents please who were they where are they what could they do p l e a s e

i need a five part mini-series stat give me all the dirt

Me: *tries to teach my kids about using the internet sensibly*

Also me: *is on tumblr*

Welcome to Sabertooth, the gayest guild in all Fiore
—  Rufus, under his breath, as he watches all his friends get their gay on.

honey / “when I saw you, I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.” — william shakespeare

a range of sweet songs I attribute to loving zen. [listen here]

1. honey and the bee by owl city feat. breanne; 2. bright by echosmith; 3. you and I by ingrid michaelson; 4. missin’ you like crazy by michael alvarado feat. carissa rae; 5. I do adore by mindy gledhill; 6. I choose you by sara bareilles; 7. the way by ariana grande feat. mac miller; 8. right there by ariana grande feat. big sean; 9. sweet talk by samantha jade; 10. I’m yours by alessia cara; 11. change your ticket by one direction; 12. lovebug by jonas brothers

also that reminds me: i told my mom last week i wasn’t quite feeling ash as a name anymore and was thinking about going by another one (i didn’t tell her friends are already calling me ian) and she just

“i’m just getting used to calling you ash and you’re doing this to me? can’t you just keep going by ash?”

and just. yeah sure mom i’ll abandon my own comfort to accommodate your feelings. fuck no?

and when i told her ‘hey that’s not cool to say actually and sorry but my comfort is more important than the minor inconvenience it would cause you to call me another thing’ i got another earful about how i’m the mean trans kid and i need to learn to be nicer

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The picture that also had wools freaking out bout Pharmercy from Ana’s untie video. God this lore is just getting screwed over by poor writing and judgement

Blizzard I’m great at finding plot holes and fixing them. Angela’s in that pic? No problem, she was just interning there before she officially joined. That guy looks like Reyes? No problem, he was a big fan of Gabe and shaved himself the same way and Gabe thought it was fucking creepy. Let me find all your holes Blizzard, LET ME PLUG ALL YOUR HOLES BLIZZARD.

scrolling through the fried green tomatoes tag like woah stop throwing vegetables at me, i’m here for the lesbians

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Fic Recs: You Show Me Yours by endingthemes:(~11k)

When Erik receives nudes in the middle of the night from an unknown number, he’s confused and mildly amused. He doesn’t expect it to turn into an actual conversation…with feelings.

As if that’s not baffling enough, his friend’s brother ends up crashing at his place, further complicating everything.

Comments: Amazing, incredibly sweet, wonderfully written fic, please kudo this to outer space. It’s in Erik’s pov, but you can see Charles pining - both of them pine like the idiots they usually are , and there are misunderstandings and texting sass and all that jazz of a good fluffy rom com. I have reread this at least three times

concept: max is the super embarrassing girlfriend who has about a million pictures of her girlfriend(s) and also has them as her phone wallpaper, always ready to brag about how amazing they are