also chris is like i wanna live there

chowder hcs nobody asked for
  • fucking instagram famous
  • does live shows like twice a week and people actually watch it
  • he mostly posts selfies and dog pictures, people follow him for the cuteness and stay for the positivity
  • he got lost in the woods when he was a kid and instead of staying where he was he just started walking and crossed state borders while doing so “the girl who loved tom gorden”-style
  • is a sucker for conspiracy theories, aliens are real but they just wanna be friends … don’t be mean .. they’re curious, they don’t wanna take over our planet, dex, stop
  • nobody ever sees him work out??? how does that boy stay fit??
  • wants to learn cooking so badly, but he once burned pancakes so badly that they had to throw away a pan and since then he has to be under supervision while in the kitchen
  • loves nursey patrol, because nursey gets affectionate and talks about how much he loves his friends and that’s like chowders favorite thing to do so it’s a win-win situation
  • he kissed everyone on the team at least once, he just gets excited okay, he loves people a lot, make platonic kissing a thing 2k17
  • (farmer finds it cute)
  • ALSO farmer, he loves her a lot, lets talk about that
  • he had no idea about volleyball but once he met her he watched the entirety of haikyuu and read the wikipedia page so he knows(tm)
  • they went on a date in a nice italian place and woke up a town over in onesies none of them owned before the next day, when asked what happened chowder just smiles and looks into the distance
  • boi can hold his liquid, he only drinks with friends but he doesnt really feel it??
  • speaks swedish fluently for some reason
  • backpack-hoarder(tm), why wasnt one backpack enough?? why does he need fifteen?? reasons, just let him be
  • also t-shirts.
  • has pinterest and always pins cool diy projects and never does them

anonymous asked:

I know that prompts aren't open but what about headcanons? If they are can you PLEASE do some Yuri on Ice hcs? I love your writing! <3

YURI ON ICE TICKLY HEADCANONS INCOMING ! Sorry for making you waaait~ My friend’s showering and preparing for our day out so I am quickly spamming this. Ohohooo:D

I don’t wanna list all character names and I don’t wanna make this too chaotic either like I often do with my headcanons, so now it’s gonna be pairing based. Sorry but I’m a shipper-girl *////*

[Including Victuuri, Otayuri and… also some Chris/Phichit yeeeesss I kinda ship them]

Victor / Yuuri

♡ Biggest tickle dorks you’ll ever meet. They’re both superb switches, both highly sensitive aaand a day in their lives together goes barely by without a case of hysterical laughter and flailing limbs.

♡ Not only hysterical laughter. Both of them are very cuddly and love pleasant soft tickles. Yuuri is so hypersensitive that even the normal things that aren’t meant to tickle- lead for the couple to break out in a cute tickly session.

– Such as Victor washing his hair (ticklish ears and scalp ftw), washing his back (Yuuri keep stiiill!- halfhearted victor-whines), helping him fix his necktie (yes that tickles) or his buttons (Victor likes being caring and also Yuuri just. can’t. stand. this. And mooore:))

♡ When they are in bed, it’s even normal that Victor curling his toes against the tops of Yuuri’s feet will have him giiiggle and have them break out in a feet-tickle fight. Just with their feet. It is possible.

♡ Let’s not mention lick- tickle fights but just kind reminder these two are unbelievable dorks.

♡ Victor is stronger than Yuuri and it keeps surprising Yuuri how immobile he is when his coach pins him down and tickles him mercilessly.

BUT once Yuuri lies his fingers on Victor’s ticklish body and catches him off guard, all of Victor’s strength goes to minus 4032658 because omg he is so ticklish and him being stronger doesn’t mean Yuuri isn’t strong. When Yuuri manages to tickle Victor, it’s his victory of the day… or night ;)))

♡ Like I already showed in my GIF thing huehue, it occurs that Victor brings up tickle-related stuff while they’re around friends, and Yuuri is flustered but he does react to it, resulting in hilarious situations.

♡ Yuuri likes to tease Victor by making sudden fake attacks like suddenly reaching out with grabby hands or a finger ready to poke without even touching Victor. It will make him jump and squeak in surprise! (He will have to make it a real attack soon or Victor will retaliate fast as punishment for teasing him)

♡ Most of the time they are *cautious* around each other even when they’re outside but especially at home, because tickle attacks for both of them are always waiting around the corner.

♡ Yuuri has very ticklish hands and Victor loves to hold his hand and trace his palm and lightly scribble his fingers all over the top of it while they watch TV/a movie and hear Yuuri giggle. He is especially sensitive between his fingers, and Yuuri will make cute whiney sounds and bite his lip in the most adorable way.

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  • I'm going to Venice beach tomorrow, well later today & it's suppose to be in the high 60's (temp wise) & I don't want to go. But a lot of my friends are going & I don't want to be the one to drop out so yeah. But also I think I'm just super bummed out in general. Not sad, pero I'm bummed out. I hope everyone is at my house on time too or imma be mad as shit. The plan is to be on the freeway by 8: 30am because we live an hour or so away.
  • Damn I wanna hug my friends. (It's only cassandra, chris & vane lmao. I only have 3 friends). But if I hug them I know I'll start crying. BECAUSE I'M A BABY LIKE THAT.

anonymous asked:

Izzy is way too nice and has been through too much hurt from everyone to deserve anything rude Chris is her savior and I love everything about them please tell me more about how they met/how Chris and Izzy benefit off being friends with one another

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They both benefit from doing cuddly shizz like this and being mutually caring souls who just wanna live life peacefully.

Izzy feels super safe with Chris, to the extent that she even DOES any cuddly things with him. She trusts him a lot, which means a lot from her, and her reasoning for not telling him about a lot of her home life is from fear of hurting him. She also gets to talk a lot about her interests and fears and thoughts while actually feeling equal to somebody.

Chris is so appreciative to just know someone like Izzy, she isn’t a judging person and he doesn’t feel like he has to be someone else just to be friends. He feels so much better about life in general by having a friend who he can blather about space to and he is full of a lot of love.

It does have negatives tho. Chris gets super attached super easily and it’s not healthy for him to be emotionally dependent on just a couple people. Izzy’s dependent on the kindness of people who barely even know her and she has no plans on how to stop ending up in that situation. And by getting to know just how much Chris is attached to her, she panics, which makes him panic, and they become a mess.

It’s super easy for a situation like theirs to become self destructive. Izzy doesn’t want to out her mom for regressing or get Chris in trouble, Chris would be an empathetic wreck to hear what’s happened, and they’re already so emotionally fragile.