also cause he is wonderful


okay so this got out of hand but anyway


Salvation →  we are a team

Confidence // Kim Seokjin


the prompt: could you please do a prince!seokjin fluffy scenario? au i used: “my parents are hosting a royal ball with neighboring monarchs and you noticed me, heir to the throne, shoving food into a bag to steal.”

words: 4425

category: fluff

author note: seokjin deserves all the love in the world i hope he knows how loved he is.

- destinee

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My favorite joke.

This is a story that takes place in a world very much like our own, with one key difference.

There is a lever that, when flipped, will end the world.

No fanfare. No build-up. No warning. 

Just, no more world.

The lever is located just off the side of the road in a perfectly ordinary small town in the middle of Ohio. No guards, no gate, nothing standing between it and the rest of the world.

But everyone knows that if that lever ever gets flipped, the world will end.

Needless to say, no one flips the lever.

This is also the story about a very naughty lizard named Nate.

Nate likes to cause trouble. He’s also curious. Very curious.

And he wonders, if he flips the lever, will the world really end?

Now, instead of simply wondering about it, he decides to fulfill his scientific (annoying) curiosity.

Nate decides he’s going to find out for sure.

So, Nate, who currently resides in Indiana, decides to walk to Ohio, find the lever, flip it, and see if the world really ends.

The journey is a long one. It’s the middle of winter, on top of the distance, and Nate endures harsh conditions. He makes his way through the wind and ice and snow, he survives thirty days and thirty nights in the freezing conditions. He meets many people and animals.

Unfortunately, he doesn’t learn that the real lever is the friends he’s made along the way, and continues on his quest.

Finally, after over a month of travelling, Nate sees it.

All that stands between him and the lever is a simple dirt road.

Nate begins to cross the road.

This is also the story of a man named Dave.

Dave is currently driving home after a long, hard day at work. Dave is unhappy at his job. He wants to quit and go back to graduate school, but his girlfriend Jennifer is pregnant. He knows he has a responsibility to his unborn child, so he stays at his mindless, soulless accounting job so he can provide for them.

Dave is finding a rare moment of joy in a song that just came on the radio, singing along, when he realizes that he’s about to run over a small lizard that’s crossing the road.

The only way to avoid running over the lizard is to swerve off the road. Dave considers doing this, until he sees the lever that, if flipped, will end the world.

Although Dave is a kind man, a non-violent man, as well as a noted reptile-lover, he runs over the lizard, squashing Nate flat like a pancake, and continues the drive home without another thought.

Nate is dead.

The moral of the story?

Better Nate than lever.

weirdest fidget thing ive had in the past was a small light bulb. it was pretty small and i liked the texture of glass and the shape and id just silently play with it and no one ever really noticed

i remember once in class (like junior year) i set it down for a moment and the guy next to me was like “hey i like your tiny light bulb does he have a name” and im like omg no…and then he named my light bulb Hal

was just reminded again that the ring Dean used to wear was Mary’s wedding ring, and now all I can think about is John getting it back when he pulls into the police station to pick it up from the morgue, they’d asked him if he wanted it buried with the remains (not that there were much remains at all to bury in that coffin) and he said no

and he pulls up in the car with Sam in a brand-new carseat buckled into the back, Dean’s sitting in the back too, in the middle seat so that Sam can chew on his finger 

and John goes in carrying the carseat and holding onto Dean with the other hand and signs the paperwork and takes the ring and they leave 

the front passenger seat is full of disposable diapers and some transformers toys he bought for Dean 

and he’s there with two tiny kids, no parents, no in-laws, no home, a few brand-new toys and the ring of his wife who four days dead and they


anonymous asked:

I'm scrolling through Aleister Black's/Tommy End's and realizing he does seem to have a sweet spot. He looks so intimidating! Also... Like really attractive and wonders zif he's already taken cause damn.

Big burly man with a giant beard and tons of tattoos? Experience tells me 98% of being a massive sweetheart.

His personal life is none of my business.

A Lone Wolf Part 5

Summary: Jaebum shows up with his pack, trying to cause trouble. However, he also brings shocking news, leaving you wondering if it was true or not.

Length: 1319


Almost instantly after Mark had said Jaebum’s name, the scent of the other alpha hit your nose, and you knew it to be true. It was a little strange that you could even smell Jaebum, since when you were around Mark, usually your mate’s scent overpowered anything else, and he was the only smell that came through your nose. Maybe it was an alpha thing, and Jaebum’s scent was stronger than the others because of it.

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Marichat May Day 8: Dancing


Okay 3 things:

  • Yes this is late but it’s also double my normal word count, and
  • Today’s prompt (movie night) will be combined with tomorrow’s prompt (nightmares). You interpret that how you will >:)
  • I love this song and I will fight you

Note: this takes place in the same universe as day 6 (link), and they are at least 18 here

Also: shameless self promotion:

ao3 link

Word count: 2805

Paris in the daytime is certainly beautiful, but once night settles over the city, it becomes something else. Something… undefinable. Something magical.

And that magic can bewitch anything and anyone.

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agingeronfire  asked:

Your Gaster-Sans reminds me of a greaser, like leather jacket wearing cool guy who prolly has a collection of old muscle cars somewhere we don't know about. He's also hot af cause that rockabilly thing's my jam.

the wonderful design was done by @borurou , I’m just one person in the vast sea of its appreciators on tumblr ;)

I agree w u tho! I like ‘greaser’ badboy design, they felt jagged and sharp to draw, which is fun to draw ! 

According to Adlon, working through Californication’s uncomfortable and often-hilarious situations with the rest of the cast helped them form something like a family unit. She calls Duchovny “one of my closest friends” and recalls finding out that she had plenty in common with Natascha McElhone… “We went through a lot together,” she says of the cast. “There was the end of David’s marriage, the end of my marriage, Natascha lost her husband, Natascha had a baby, Evan overcame a health scare. We went through a huge amount of life things all together in concentrated three-month shootings, and all this nasty, crazy stuff saved us. I think work saves you – people just love to work, live to work.”

Rolling Stone, June 17, 2014 (x)

anonymous asked:

I think it's hilarious that there is a tumblr page dedicated to dane called "eyebags4life". it's just so funny and cute (not to mention crazy weird) that some of us fans (haha maybe quite a lot) swoon over dane's eye bags! he it gets me every time lol! :D but i'll admit, there aint nothin wrong with dem bags! i also wonder what he thinks about it, cause i mean, he must know cause it's kind of a thing right?

Hahah, well we Dane fans sure appreciate his glorious eyebags. Nothing can be more sexy imo ;) As for #eyebags4life - that’s been used by Dane himself in one of his tweets:

Here is one more classic Dane #eyebag tweet:

And let’s also not forget the time when Dane RT’d a fan tweet about the shirt he should get ;)

So, to answer your question, I think Dane totally doesn’t mind us obsessing about his glorious eyebags, and seems to be pretty cool about this whole thing, ha!