also can we keep mays mom shes so sassy and awesome

anonymous asked:

Do u guys know any fics where Cora and Stiles are bffs? Idk they'd be the best partners in crime srsly.

Dude, can you imagine? One word out of Stiles’s mouth and Cora would give him the Mother of all Eye-rolls. She would refuse to put up with his shit. 

trace and memorize by StarAmongStones

(2,588 I Teen I Complete I High School AU)

“If mom asks, I’m working on a project for school,“ Cora says, already halfway up the stairs.

The boy in front of Derek clears his throat, face splotchy in embarrassment, and says, “We are actually working on a project together. I don’t know why she said it like that.”

“I literally don’t care,” Derek says, turning back to his laptop.

The Pros and Cons of Affronting a Witch by hexthejinx

(4,508 I Teen I Complete)

Stiles can’t keep his mouth shut and offends a witch. He’s rewarded with an embarrassing body modification. Derek may or may not be fascinated.

who’s gonna run this town tonight by callunavulgari

(6,880 I Mature I Complete I Deputy!Derek and Wolf!Stiles)

“So,” Derek says, after they break free of the preserve. They’re maybe ten minutes away from the station. “Who is it? The John Doe?”

“Should you really be asking me that, Deputy Hale?” Stiles mutters into his knees, voice strangely weak for someone who spent the last thirty minutes mouthing off to the people arresting him. “I’m not afraid of you,” Derek says before he can stop himself, glancing quickly at the road before returning the majority of his attention to the rear-view.

“Maybe you should be,” Stiles whispers, and Derek jolts like he’s been hit. He returns his attention to the road, ignoring Stiles slumping back into his seat, so he almost misses the quiet voice from behind him. “Scott McCall. Someone killed my brother and I mean to find out who the fuck did it. Nobody’s going to stop me, not even you.”

Work In Progress by JenNova

(7,856 I General I Complete)

“What are you trying to do?” Lydia asks finally.

“Fix Derek,” Stiles says, not bothering to dissemble – Lydia’s been lied to enough. “You know, before someone or something else tries to use him.”

Keeping Tabs by Cousin Shelley

(12,896 I Teen I Complete I Also has Stiles and Peter Friendship)

After Erica’s death at the hands of the alphas, Stiles wants to be there for Derek, but Derek just wants to be alone. In the process of waiting him out, Stiles comes up with a plan to stay a step ahead of the alpha pack, and ends up spending lots of quality time with Cora and Peter.

Inertia by apocryphal

(21,608 I Mature I Complete I Warning: Panic Attacks I Road Trip)

The last thing Derek and Cora are expecting to find outside their motel room is a gaunt Stiles Stilinski, lacrosse bag on one shoulder and the weight of the world on the other.

Dude, Werewolves by mysecretashes

(29,623 I Explicit I Complete)

Stiles gets partnered with Cora for a history project, and they become bros. Also, he kind of falls in love with her older brother, Derek.

If I Followed You Home by tryslora

(34,604 I Teen I Complete)

Stiles is living on his own in New York when he sees the unthinkable: one woman pushes another onto the tracks just before a subway comes. With Scott not moving in for several days, he is on his own with his grief and horror, and he decides to find closure by attending the dead woman’s funeral where he discovers that (1) the guy he’s been crushing on is the dead woman’s brother, and (2) her family somewhat adopts him, and (3) the woman who killed her might just want to kill him now. Life just got complicated.

A Neutrino Walks Through a Bar by Moku

(45,261 I Teen I Complete)

Stiles had become the most popular matchmaker of Beacon Hills in less than a year.

And he really didn’t know how that had happened.

Science of Evasion by gsmaxwell

(64,860 I Explicit I Complete)

Derek had thought Cora had died in the fire. There was a stamp on her files, somewhere, with a bright red DECEASED and a life insurance policy processed, paid, and received. It wasn’t like they could just stroll into the school office and enroll midyear whoopsie-daisy do-over without some kind of legal explanation. However when Stiles mentioned it Cora looked at him like he had suggested disemboweling puppies.

But, as time wore on, it became obvious that though the Hales self-described as a ‘close-knit family pack’ there was only so long those strings could last without fraying.

Just the Same by ericaismeg

(68,066 I General I Complete I High School AU)

Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There’s just no way Derek Hale is human.
“I was wondering if you’re even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it’s ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It’s unfair for us. I mean, it’s obvious you work out, and I don’t, so that could be why, but like…I was just wondering if you were human, that’s all.”

“Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—”

“Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can’t threaten him with shit.

Enjoy the epic amounts of sass,