also can i have a biscuit

🌺 Since I’m taking a mental health day today from classes, I wanted to share some of the things I like to do to take care of myself.🌺

note: Taking a mental health day isn’t bad and it doesn’t mean you’re weak. Everyone takes a break to care for themselves. If you need one please take one.

When I take a mental health day these are some of the things I like to do:

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hithere-tale  asked:

Sorry about the white "chocolate" ask, Chara. Here! *Gives Chara dark chocolate* *also gves Temmie temmie-flakes-flavored chicooate in case she likes it*

I will never forgive y-

Holy crap, 80% cacao?!

Your crimes are forgiven.

uWAaAWa, magic glass inC HCOCALSATE?

sOUND OF someTIgn chara wud like lOLOLOL.

Oh! Oh! They are chocolate-flavoured glass shards!

Deliciousness and death all in one!

My favourite!

Is everything alright up here, my human?


I was just about to eat some glass shards.

Please do not eat those.

I’m fairly sure that isn’t terribly healthy for humans…

Can’t be stopped.

Won’t be stopped.

Please have a biscuit instead, Chara.

You can’t take this away from me!!

My human, please…


Happy Birthday Mr.O’Brien - Smut.

Rating: 18+ NSFW
Words: 3009

Notes: @stilinski-jpeg and I wanted to do a birthday fic for Dylan’s birthday so we decided to collab. so be sure to go read hers. Also, I’m dedicating this to the sweet @thelittlestkitsune as it’s her birthday and she lives very far from me so I can’t give her a real present. xoxo

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Hiding food from my co-workers

My job has now evolved to include hiding some of the office biscuits in my desk drawer so they don’t all get eaten by Monday afternoon (we are a pretty small office btw). I also have like 60 cans of diet soft drink concealed beneath my desk for similar reasons. Kinda makes me feel like I’m running some kind of black-market operation during a time of war :)
Anyone else end up having to do kinda weird stuff as part of their job?

anonymous asked:

how long does it take to brush out your hair, gon? my cousin has hair up to her thighs, and usually it's an event! (also, have you ever had anyone else do your hair? besides gings awful work of course)

- If I have bad knots, it can take me even longer. My roommate Bisky at the facility loved to brush my hair! She was really good to me. At times a bit tough, but over all caring. I miss her…

classicaldynamics  asked:

Is The Song Rising going to hurt, or is it going to REALLY hurt? How prepared should we readers be for our tears, internal turmoil, and silent disbelief? Do you have anymore hilarious Sims stories or pictures that can distract us? Also, do you actually get biscuits for all questions you answer? I hope so.

Really depends on what hurts you most …

Funny Sims story. Hm. One time Paige was working as a Diamond Agent and Jaxon was a Supreme Villain. She exposed him and he broke into an evil laugh. Sometimes The Sims is just too close to reality. 

wheyy! its time for an intro here we go 

hello, my name is sinéad, i use she/ her pronouns, im a small baby child of the age of 16, and im from ireland, which means that im in gmt timezone hell. 

ive been in a small number of very small dr oc games before, none of them large enough to be known significantly, and all of them have died before endgame. so this is my first big game! my apologies if i have no idea what im doing or if i ask obvious questions, im figuring stuff out as i go. 

i also dont need anything tagged, except for nsfw (mainly sexual) stuff, due to the fact im a minor. otherwise im good to go my dudes. 

im playing this sesh gremlin, and her name is milk

she will put her feet up on your clean coffee table and eat all of your biscuits and leave without a thank you. a menace to this society, i think we can agree

yea thats all i can think of right now, thanks for reading !!


i saw your post about your stuffie and asking if we had a favorite one, and i can’t take a picture because he’s in headspace but i have a dog stuffed animal named pancake but i also call him bisquik cause it’s silly and my actual doggy was named biscuit. pancake is my favorite and he’s really brave and tough and likes to pretend he’s a guard doggy.

he’s super soft and i love him a lot an sleep with him every night

February 26th 2017

The cleaners woke us up at 1015. We are sleeping in later and later as the days go on.
1000 is still an early morning for me though. I can’t wait to have a proper Charlie lay in. I don’t want to sacrifice breakfast for it though. Food and sleep are my favourite things so compromise is a must.

Breakfast was a nightmare because it was packed. We also ended up opposite the girl that talks for England. She did not stop. She doesn’t wear a bra either and they hang pretty low. I can’t stop staring.
Someone had a bowl of rich tea biscuits and milk. So it was soggy biscuit cereal? Strange.
It was Steve’s day to wash up which he always tries to get out of.

We got back to the room and Chav was moving to another room downstairs! Hooray! He’s probably a nice person so I shouldn’t judge so quickly but he annoyed me. I don’t like people who don’t think about others too.
We had nothing planned for the day so we made a quick decision to still go to Manly even though it was meant to rain. We originally planned to go to Manly beach to sunbathe.

We got ready and left the hostel. 2 stops from Kings Cross to Town Hall and change onto another line for a further 2 stops until we got to Circular Quay. We then went to Wharf 3 to catch the 15 minute ferry over to Manly.
All of this travel costs roughly about $3 because it’s Sunday. Bargain day.

We got to Manly and remembered that it’s Australia’s Open of Surfing week! Open of Surfing week is basically a mix the world’s best surfers and skateboarders, lots of music and games all for free and all on Manly Beach.
Typically, the sun was beaming down with minimal clouds in the sky. The music was pumping from the speakers and there was a massive circuit training competition taking place. We stopped and watched for about 15 minutes. There was a two story platform where people would complete various workouts in the quickest time for the chance to win $10,000. It must be very well known because people fly from all over the world to take part. It takes about 10-15 minutes to complete from start to finish. On the top level you’ve got things like the rower, push ups and jumping. You slide down a fireman’s pole to complete a further few exercises like Russian twists, medicine ball throws, chin ups, push ups and jumps. Once you’ve completed that, you come off the platforms onto the ground to complete the last hurdle which was speed bounce.

There was no signing up fee, you just write your name down, they give you a number and you’re on your way. I told Steve to have a go but he said no…
The people we saw completing it were absolutely ripped. Bursting biceps and 6 packs everywhere, including the women. I felt so out of place. There was me, a chunk of chocolate standing watching stupidly fit people exercise. The women had such lovely bodies with tanned skin and light blonde hair. Jealousy waved through me. I loved it though, the way they were advertising fitness. Things like that never happen at home. They advertise free food like Mr Pretzel at Lakeside. A personal fav of mine and my Dad’s.

We walked around the shops and along the beach. It was lovely. We missed the Surfing because that ends at 1400 unfortunately. Hopefully we will make it to Manly earlier next Sunday.
I came across Skater HQ. This was a shop catered for all things Skater. I rushed in like a child at Christmas and found the most amazing rollerblades. I love rollerblading - I spent my childhood doing it. I want new ones because the ones I have at home are dying. These were proper rollerblades too, like $300 worth of rollerblade. I would love to have the money to get some but I’ll wait until I’m working and see what our money is like. I would constantly be out and about. Steve wouldn’t be able to get any though. He has “weak” ankles due to football. I think he’s just a retard with no balance but there we go. He wouldn’t go ice skating with me at home either. Bore.
I left the store, with a slight sulk and imagined being rich. Work hard play hard. One day Chucks.

We went and got a cheap Mexican lunch and sat in the sun. We made the stupid mistake of wearing jeans and trainers. Well, Steve said he was melting but I was cold by 1600. I needed a jacket which I was going to bring with me but decided not too at the last minute… I need to buy a handbag because I only brought a little side bag with me. I’d be able to carry a lot more stuff, like a cardigan. It’s on my to do list for tomorrow.
Unemployed life. It’s not that bad…

We got the ferry home around 1630/1700. Most places were shutting like they do at home on Sunday’s. We got off at Circular Quay and walked around the harbour. We booked ourselves into a restaurant for lunch that was prepaid for us by a good friend of mine, Lee. That’s booked for next Saturday at 1400. 2 course lunch and bottle of wine with views of harbour bridge and opera house. We are very lucky and excited.
As we were walking back, a lady was starting street theatre. She was called “Bendy Em”. She was a tiny little blonde lady doing Contortion. We stopped to watch for a minute. I said to Steve “let’s go” and the second I said that she shouted “Man in the black top, come and help me” at Steve. Well that was it, the next 15 minutes Steve & Emma became a duo. Steve had to pick Emma up when she was folded into a tiny square and walk with her. He then had to lay on the floor holding her up whilst she did a handstand. He then had to hold the small box that she folded herself into. I videoed the whole thing. He reckons he’s famous now.

We popped into Coles to buy some more salad. I cooked ‘Burger in a Bowl’ for dinner - a Slimming World favourite of mine. It’s beef mince mixed with lettuce, onion, gherkins, tomatoes and burger sauce. It tastes like a crushed Big Mac. Even Steve thoroughly enjoys it so it must be good. I did a side of Moroccan couscous too.
It took ages to do dinner because everyone was cooking. There weren’t enough hobs or utensils to do anything.

We washed up and went upstairs. We had a new roomie who replaced chav but we haven’t introduced ourselves properly yet. There’s also a British couple in our room that we need to properly introduce ourselves to, too. They’re working most of the time so we hardly see them. They seem nice though, messy but nice.

A party appeared from nowhere on the third floor which is a nightmare. Loud music, screaming and drinking right outside the bedroom door. It’s great when I’m taking part, not when I’m settling down to sleep…
It got to 2300 when the other girl in our room asked me if I could go outside with her to ask them to go downstairs or simply shut up.
Before we did, they started to get up and leave. Some of them had work themselves in the morning and the other half were going out out.

Steve got his bag ready and put his alarm on for 0530. It started to rain really heavy so the leak in the bathroom started again.

A week of being a loner begins…

@glitterybluemagic tagged me to do my Top 5 OTPs ok im gonna include platonic ones bc im rly picky so i dont have that many romantic relationships that i ship

  1. magnus x alec (shadowhunters) duh
  2. yuri x victor (yuri on ice) lmao i dont even watch anime but this show man
  3. magnus x jace (shadowhunters) platonically ok i just want them to be bffs
  4. magnus x clary (shadowhunters) again a platonic ship but i just can’t with him calling her biscuit and being the ultimate dad ™
  5. magnus x simon (shadowhunters) platonic? you guessed it

honestly if yall didnt already figure this out im fucking magnus bane trash and every ship revolves around him (also ty glitterybluemagic!!!!!! you’re a babe)

tagging @thirstyalec @patronusmagnus @magnusalecss @magnus-banes yall dont have to lmao im just tagging whoever

 tagged by @uravitys and @demsetry. thanks, you guys!!

rules: copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

a - age: can’t I be seventeen? is that so hard to do?

b - biggest fear: being inside the ocean, probably

c - current time: six-eighteen-pee-em

d - drink you last had: strawberry lychee green tea with lychee jelly

f - favorite song: Oto no Naru Houe  — Goosehouse

g - ghosts, are they real: probably? i’d hope not. i’m scared of em.

i - in love with: *longingly glances @starlocket* the strawberry to my biscuit

j - jealous of: people with really amazing voices

k - killed someone: in a roast? sure.

l - last time you cried: i cried today bc a song has an overwhelming start and it was really fricken awesome.

m - middle name: alyssa

n - number of siblings: three and my dog

o - one wish: happiness and world domination

p - person you last called/texted: someone who gave me a bubble tea order

q - question(s) you’re always asked: “did you draw that?” …no

r - reasons to smile: @starlocket, music, honoka kousaka, my mom and my pup

s - song last sang: ||mumbles|| trouble busters  — bibi

t - time you woke up: five-forty-ay-em.

u - underwear color: …

v - vacation destination: japan

w - worst habit: eating sweets when i’m on a diet

x - x-rays you’ve had: quite a few

Y- your favorite food: fried rice!!

z - zodiac sign: cancer

I’m not sure…I don’t have ten people to tag because all my friends were already tagged! Ah, dear…

@starlocket @poison-glasses @xxene … or anyone else if they feel like it!

one ingredient i always have on hand for days when i don’t have the energy to ~really~ cook is canned biscuit dough. (This is biscuit in the american definition of the word, not the british)

It’s cheap, keeps pretty much forever, and is really versatile

  • they can be baked as per package instructions and topped/filled with pretty much anything you find tasty: jam, eggs, pesto, veggies, cheese, deli meat…
  • they can be rolled into sticks and covered in melted butter and garlic salt for breadsticks
  • they can be torn into little wads and dropped into boiling broth for dumplings (i also add some frozen pre-cooked chicken or tofu and vegetables to make it a more nutritionally complete meal)
  • for something sweet, monkey bread is a great and easy dessert

a bonus is that a lot of premade canned biscuit dough is actually vegan, though it’s not advertised as such–just check the ingredients

suziemathrs  asked:

Top 6 Niall gifs, top 6 Harry Potter quotes !

Top 6 Niall gifs (picking only 6 is really hard wow - so these are a lot of like random ones that I love)

this is from my 1d show, so i’m a little biased but damn

his smile is so beautiful bye

i legit cannot believe this was a thing that happened. thank you james corden

this was a day in the fandom man, also i really love this look

i just really miss narry

the day niall got snapchat was such a blessing, and then he did this and killed me. HOW CUTE.

Top 6 Harry Potter quotes (I have a lot of favorite quotes, so these are the first ones I could think of)

“You’re just as sane as i am”

“Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.”

“Have a biscuit Potter” (it’s just too funny)

“But you know, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are”

“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.”

ask me my top 6 anything

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm a new Beatles fan and i'm noticing theres a lot of jokes I dont quite get because I dont understand the background like the whole George always eats jokes for example 😣 do you have any advice on how to catch up oh 50-ish years of beatles so I can be an active member of this fandom? Like interviews to watch or photos or stories that'll just help me understand? Thanks in advance, also I love your blog ☺️

hey thanks for asking me about this! the whole George eats thing started when a story got out about how George called Yoko a bitch for eating some of his biscuits in the studio! He eats a lot in A Hard Day’s Night! I would recommend you start by watching the movies A Hard Day’s Night and Help!, plus watching a lot of post-beatle interviews because they all reminice about the funny and happy moments in the beatles. Plus there’s a lot of interviews between 1963 and 1966 that can just get you into the minds and personalities of the boys! 

Tell me what your blog is so I can give you a follow! I’m really happy that you like my blog :)

The Great British Bake Off:

- Show with a bunch of bakers who also have lives (amateur?). They want to win so they can be the best baker who also has a life.
- There are 2 judges. One of them is a male judge who wants to be Simon Cowell. The other is Mary Berry, old lady extraordinare, great print jackets and cake skills.
- There are 2 hosts. They make lots of jokes about tarts/cream horns/soggy bottoms. One of them is Sue Perkins, I’d be her wife.
- This year was the best year ever. Fireman Matt/Who from Whoville made a biscuit fire engine. Tamal balanced being a sexy doctor who likes sandwiches with great bakes.
- But the best bit was Nadiya.

Nadiya from The Great British Bake Off:

- Perfect pocket size human (4ft11!!!)
- Amazing eyebrows
- Has numerous blogs/think pieces dedicated to her facial expressions
- One time she made this floating pop can and it was amazing
- Didn’t believe in herself at first but then she was like wait no I’m the best and everyone was like, yeah.
- Nadiya won.
- I cried.

I have invented a thing.

For no particular reason tonight I decided to invent a homemade pizza. 

One of my favorite things is Cuban sandwiches. Mmmm, ham, pickles, cheese, mustard, all the things I love. So I decided to make a…wait for it…CUBAN SANDWICH PIZZA.

My dinner companion was nervous. She asked if I had a plan B. In the end, we gobbled up almost all of it.

Here is how I made it.


  • One pizza crust (I use the Pillsbury kind you get in the round cans, they’re with the biscuits - I used thin crust but normal would be fine too)
  • Olive oil
  • Minced garlic
  • Garlic salt
  • 3-4 Roma tomatoes, sliced v. thin and patted dry with paper towels
  • Frank’s red hot
  • spicy brown mustard
  • deli shaved ham (diced ham would also be fine but shaved ham is easier to tear up and bite into)
  • Dill pickles, sliced v. thin and patted dry
  • Banana pepper rings
  • Ground black pepper
  • Swiss cheese (they didn’t have shredded so I used slices, I just cut them into smaller pieces)

Roll out the pizza crust onto a non-stick cookie sheet. Preheat to 425 or whatever the crust’s directions say.

Mix up some olive oil (about a quarter cup) with minced garlic. I do this ahead of time so it can steep - if you have already-garlicky oil that’s cool too. Spread it over the crust with a brush or the back of a spoon. 

Liberally squirt spicy mustard over the olive oil. Use the basting brush or spoon to spread it out evenly. If you think it’s too much it probably isn’t - mustard sort of chills out when it’s cooked and isn’t as strong. Shake some Frank’s over all this (as much or little as you want, or even none, but I think it gave it a nice little kick)

Evenly distribute the tomato slices over the mustard and oil. I like to leave some space between - it’s like five rows of four slices each. After that, sprinkle some garlic salt over the top. Not too much.

Evenly distribute 2/3 of your Swiss cheese over the tomatoes. Evenly distribute torn-up deli ham over the whole pizza, then distribute the pickles and pepper rings (those are also optional). Shake some black pepper over all of it (not too much) and take the remaining 1/3 of the cheese and lightly spread it around or place it (if using slices).

Bake for 12-14 minutes. Let it cool a bit, slice and eat! YUM.

Shawn Mendes Imagine

It was about 1:00 A.M. You couldn’t sleep due to the movie you and Shawn had watched earlier with the guys. You didn’t want to be a wimp and back out of the movie so you stayed.

Shawn had also asked if you were fine and or wanted to go upstairs. You replied no, because you wanted him to have a good time you also felt a bit selfish if you would have said yes.

So here you are now at 1:09, scared out of your mind with your sleeping boyfriend beside you. You heard him snore lightly. You wanted to wake him up, because you were sure he could get you to sleep, but you were embarrassed.

You eventually decided to “risk it for the biscuit.”

“Shawn,” You whispered shaking him lightly. He began to stir as you shook him.

“Hm? What time is it,” He says in a tired yet cute voice.

“It’s 1:26, but I can’t sleep,” You mumble.

He gives you a tired smile and cuddles against you.

“Was it the movie?” He asks turning on the lamp.

You blushed and nodded. He gave a small smirk.

“I told you we could have left,” He mumbles.

“I was embarrassed,” You admit cuddling into you chest.

He chuckled and began stroking you hair while humming a song you couldn’t quite remember. Soon enough, like you thought, he got you to sleep.


i know he doesn’t have a shotgun, but i wanted to give him one (despite the embarrassing fact that i can’t draw guns, i’m sorry to those who are freaking out, i don’t even know what i drew).

I also noticed you said Jonathan Crane…not Scarecrow. Which i assume meant you wanted Jonathan Crane…but not as Scarecrow.

I’m just so used to drawing him in his precious costumes. It’s automatic. I’ll draw our Jonny soon.

The Great Middle Earth Bake Off

That glorious time of year is coming around again, yes, it is almost time for the Great British Bake Off (5th of August, get excited)

And because I am trash (tolkien, barduil and bake off trash) I have decided to write a Bake Off Au (oh yes, I am going there)

So get set for a fic filled with innudeno, yummy sweets, custard controversy and competitive bakers…

But wait! There is more!

This will be no ordinary fic, oh no, this is a Bake Off fic, how on earth could it be ordinary!?

I will be writing a chapter alongside each Bake Off episode, and (with the expecition of Bard and Thranduil for shipping and story and trash reasons) you will be allowed to vote off baking contestants, in the comments and tags and my askbox!

However, there is more; even though I am keeping Bard and Thranduil around for the long run as this is essentially a barduil fic, I will only force you to keep them until the semi’s, so you will still be able to chose the winner of The Great Middle Earth Bake Off! 

Meet your hosts:

Baking Verterans and Judges: Samwise Gamgee and Galadriel

Presenters and General Mischief-Makers: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took

Meet your contestants:



Bilbo (with the customary side order of Bagginshield)










So, grab your lembas! Pour your dorwinion wine! Chug your Miruvor! And start your honey cakes!

Are you ready? Get set, BAKE!