also bite things

  • Harry: You're... really obsessed with apples, aren't you?
  • Draco: *chokes, then tries to cover it up* Well, you know... An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right?
  • Hermione: No, your personality already does that for you

When you forget to renew that demonic pact you made a decade ago and the creature inside you tries to escape…

(via @doublefault28 on Twitter)

anonymous asked:

I mean, if nobody else has put a request in, I would like to hear more on what you would write for the werewolf au. With or without xReader. Up to you. I just like the way you talked about them in the bulleted list you made (low-key SUPER down with an overly nuzzling Anti).

On what I would write for this AU? Several things honestly. Another list for you, since I’m better at organizing ideas like this. I might even come and refer back to this later in case I’m hit with the urge to write something for this AU without prompts.

  • Wolf fights. Let’s face it, the two are very aggressive towards each other. Anti always goes for the neck, as most wolves do, but Dark tries to cripple his enemies first. Anti’s too fast, and Dark’s too cautious, so the fights mainly result in no winners, just blood spilled and new scars on the both of them.
  • Nights with Dark or Anti. Honestly, this could go with reader or without.
  • Anti’s typical nights are just stalking around for prey. He loves the idea of chasing something down and killing it, but he’s a bit more reckless. The chase is his favorite part. He also likes picking fights with Dark for the hell of it.
  • Dark’s nights are hunting out of necessity. He’s a careful hunter. But after he’s gotten what he needed, he just makes sure that nothing is in his territory that it shouldn’t be. Anti, for example.
  • Anti’s night with the reader is him begging them to go hunting with him. He loves showing his power, even if he doesn’t always catch what he runs after. It’s high energy and he likes to wind down with shows of affection. More than once he’s probably tried to bite the reader. Not like in an affectionate way, but in an instinctive way. He’s bad at controlling impulses like that.
  • Dark spends his time with the reader under soft moonlight. It’s mainly talking and just spending what he considers “quality time” with them. Walking in the forest. It’s ominous, of course, but he’s more than glad to tell you that he’ll protect you. But he’s a bit scary himself. He’s got a mouth of sharp teeth that could probably rend the flesh from your bones in an instant, so you’re sort of walking on eggshells, but you try not to let it show. He’s more controlling over his instincts.

I could write on any of these if I find the time to do so. It would be fun to go into more detail, I think!

in celebration of many things, including my very own birthday, i’ve prepared a small little post in hopes of mentioning the many people who brighten up my dash in return for all the amazing posts i reblog from you guys! so thank you for keeping up with me throughout the time and may you guys be blessed and happy for eternity,


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Listen… there is sosmething about sana and her season that just??? Fills me with much more confidence? Like her, being a Muslim girl in such a hateful world and not taking crap for it, is,,,so wonderful!!! And despite her in her season struggling with feeling alone and disconnected from the girl squad, she continues to have confidence and be her sassy self and fight the world even tho it’s hard. I just really love sana and I know she’s struggling and I just want the Even and Isak to be there with her and help her and for the girl squad to recognize her feelings I’m JSUT so ugh

I’ve done this bfore but ey who cares lmao
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anonymous asked:

Random I know but I read milk and honey and I feel like perhaps she had a few good poems but I think what happens a lot with Instagram writers is when they want to write a collection they have to fill it with, well, filler and it kind of shows

yeah, no, to be fair i think my opinion is a bit more nuanced like. she writes about her personal experiences of rape and sexuality and womanhood, and no matter what format she writes in, those experiences are important and should not be mocked or reduced to that. also, my issue w/ her was more in regards to how similar her style is to other writers than her actual writing. 

anonymous asked:

honestly tysm - u made some rly good points and i rly?? dont get why most people consider ace ppl "not oppressed enough" to be lgbt+ or w/e like?? theyre not killed for being ace or anything but het ppl tell them they're messed up for not wanting sex, queer ppl tell them they cant join bc "ur still straight so ur not part of the community" and they have no where else to go n its rly frustrating so tysm for that

Thank you!

anonymous asked:

May I have some HCs on Chuuya and Dazai having an SO that likes to make them food to bring to the port mafia/ADA to eat during lunch please?

Chuuya Nakahara

  • Chuuya appreciates you taking the time out of your day to whip up one of his favorite meals in the morning and packing it up all nicely and taking it to the Port Mafia for him to have for lunch, but he tells you that you don’t have to go through all of the trouble of doing it so often because he knows that cooking can be time-consuming and requires a lot of energy. But if you insist that you’re fine with it and that you enjoy making food for him then Chuuya obviously won’t stop you from wanting to feed him.
  • Chuuya often looks forward to your regular visits and seeing you with his delicious lunch in your hands ever since you coming to the Port Mafia during lunch time has become a routine. He makes sure not to have anything after breakfast and that he’s back at the mafia’s headquarters around noon so that he gets to see you when you drop it off before he’s off to take care of some important businesses again because he won’t be back until after midnight. 
  • Chuuya can sometimes get so adorably excited to find out what you’ve made for him that day and there’s always a curious grin on his face as he’s unwrapping the furoshiki from the bento box and opening it to reveal its contents. He’s always impressed with the way you’d creatively arrange the meats and veggies in an aesthetic manner because like most people, Chuuya definitely eats with his eyes first before he actually goes to dig in. 

Osamu Dazai

  • Dazai’s always happy and beams with absolute joy whenever you show up at the agency, and even more so when you come with a pretty packed lunch for him after slaving away in the kitchen for a good hour in the morning to produce a yummy home cooked meal. Dazai tends to make a dramatic scene at the first sight of you and he always manages to draw a smile and a giggle from you even if you become easily embarrassed by his silly and outrageous antics.
  • Whenever Dazai sits down to eat his lunch he always brags to the other members in the agency about how much of a wonderful and amazing cook you are and how everything you make tastes so heavenly in his mouth, even if it was something really simple and basic you put together that day. Even when he’s constantly praising you, Dazai never seems to offer anyone to try a piece of what you’ve made so they can share the same experience that he gets whenever he tastes your delightful cooking. Dazai finds that sacrificing even the smallest bite pains his heart since he knows that you worked so hard to make this for him.
  • Dazai makes you stay with him during lunch time and shares the food that you made for him with you if you didn’t bring one for yourself, and he’d have this pleasant bright smile plastered on his face the entire time he’s enjoying your food and lets out a satisfied hum after each bite. He also mumbles things like “yummy~” or “mmm, so good” and takes turn feeding you and himself until there isn’t a single grain of rice left in the bowl. 

“…that don’t look like me, punk.”
“!? ‘Course it don’t, as if I’d ever draw you!”
“Well, he’s a looker, I’ll give 'im that. Smart chin. Who’s he?”
“Shut up.”  

Just… stop trying, Steve. Ssshh. Get kissed. Sit down. 

(Stucky ☆★ Palette #2 for memoryrecovery

anonymous asked:

Your thoughts on Kan//eki's reaction to Tou//ka telling him she's pregnant? Personally, it terrified me. Also it looked like the only reason he came up with marriage was her pregnancy, nothing else. I don't even know what to say anymore. Every chapter is just mindblowing in the most unpleasant way possible.

Well that certainly wasn’t the face of a guy happy to be told he’s expecting a child, and the marriage thing definitely feels like an obligatory act more than anything. The fact that Touka asked if he found a girl he liked is also yet another telling thing that they aren’t in a proper relationship… (also this whole bite marriage thing is creepy and makes no sense, like that shit ain’t gonna leave any more of a lasting mark than any other injury on a ghoul…) I did think it was interesting and kinda sad how Kaneki’s internal monologue when Touka told him about being pregnant was “well yeah there’s that, but aren’t you going to say anything about your friend?” Like he seemed really weirded out by her not mentioning that more than anything, which kinda which tells me that a.) he didn’t lose his suspicions about the baby and this was just confirming it, and b.) He’s thinking about Hide and himself when he sees yoriko. And the thought of not choosing Hide, like Touka appears to not be choosing yoriko, just really throws him. But yeah yet again, they aren’t communicating, they aren’t trying to understand each other’s feelings, it’s a big mess, and I get the feeling Ishida’s trying to spin it as some great romantic tragedy but really. It’s a mess.


You have nowhere to run
So why not join the fun?
At night we come to life
Come closer, we don’t bite!