I want every one of my old lady customers who tell me to “enjoy having dyed hair while you’re young” to meet every one of my old lady customers with blue or purple streaks in their hair, or solid purple hair.
5. “You can sit on my lap, if you want.” - Jacob Frye
A/N: I laughed writing the beginning of this one, not gonna lie. Hope the requester doesn’t mind that it’s modern day! Also… I meant for this to be a drabble BUT. Get me started on a modern assassin thing and throw Jacob into it… Anyway. This is a slightly crazy plot but once the ball got rolling with this one… It didn’t stop until it hit a wall. ON WITH THE STORY.
Imagine Obi-Wan Trying To Teach Your Padawan Class A Lesson And He’s Proud Of Your Matching Sass Levels
“The reception was a bit fuzzy, but it was received,” you remarked, and you perfectly repeated the lightsaber form he had demonstrated.
“You’re a fast learner,” he said.
“Well, I’m also young and inexperienced, like you said. I must be the perfect example of a brash, young padawan who may or may not have gone on to train the great Chosen One. Who would expect me to have nay talent?”
To your surprise, the Jedi Master chuckled.
“Is she spoken for as a padawan, Master Yoda?”
“Not, she is,” Yoda said, “Almost as sharp as you, she has become.”
“I’ll gladly teach her,” Obi-Wan offered, “if she’ll have me.”
“We’ll see how the galaxy handles two of you running around, Master Kenobi,” you smirked, standing proudly beside your best friend, Ahsoka. Someday, you would be just as great as your master.