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This was one of my favorite scenes from Undertale, so since I’m in a creative slump, I decided to rip the dialogue straight from the game and make a comic out of it to get back into an art groove. There are spoilers.

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Pliroy Rec List

Hi all!

After being in the Yuri!!! On Ice fandom for five months, reading a LOT of fanfic and enjoying a TON of fanart, Pliroy (Jean-Jacques Leroy x Yuri Plisetsky) has emerged as my OTP. I think part of it appeals to me because I’m a Drarry shipper in HP. Apparently I love a little antagonism in my ships. So naturally, I’d like my very first rec list to feature my favorite YOI ship!

There isn’t a LOT of Pliroy fic out there yet, but I’d like to rec my favorite Pliroy fics on AO3 in no particular order. They are all explicit and none of them include other pairings (I plan on reccing a separate list for Otapliroy, so they won’t be included in this list either).

Birthday by Phayte:
I eat up everything Phayte writes like a thirsty hoe, but I absolutely love this portrayal of the Pliroy ship. It’s JJ’s birthday and Yuri dresses up for him. They go out to eat and there are a lot of jokes about JJ liking bad wine. Finally, there is some crazy hot sex while JJ is drunk off his ass. This is a pretty quick read and definitely worth it.

Milk & Honey by CasualHipster:
CasualHipster captures the dynamics between JJ and Yuri SO WELL in this fic. JJ is brash and Yuri insults JJ every chance he gets. AND THE SEX! It’s so descriptive, so incredibly well-written! There’s some face-fucking and rough sex too, if that’s your thing.

last flowers by Blownwish:
This is ANGSTY AF but it’s so beautiful. Blownwish tells stories through some of the best story structures I’ve ever seen and this is no different. JJ is getting married to Isabella because he knows that’s what he’s supposed to do, but he can’t help but be drawn to Yuri, to love him anyway. It’s a short read but sometimes, those are the best.

Maybe I Shouldn’t Quite Say “Never” by annabeth:
Annabeth writes some of the best PWPs I’ve ever read. The premise of this fic is that Yuri wants to lose his virginity and decides to ask JJ to do it. JJ’s characterization is utterly fantastic; he manages to make Yuri pissed off and turned on all at once throughout the entire fic. Their banter in this fic is what really attracted me to this pairing.

On Fire Inside a Snowballby BadIdeaBears:
I love this fic because it’s more than just a PWP. This fic takes us through Yuri trying to convince himself that he doesn’t have a crush on JJ. It’s a nice take on Pliroy and one I highly recommend if you’re looking to get inside Yuri’s head a bit.

bring on disaster by SkyRose:
Okay, technically this is TWO fics, but you can’t read one without the other because they’re both fantastic. Basically, JJ keeps sending Yuri packages. Sometimes it’s a sweatshirt, other times it’s sex paraphernalia. The interactions between JJ and Yuri via text are extremely amusing. I absolutely love a cocky JJ, and SkyRose does not disappoint.

Take Me Down by Farasha:
Yuri slaps JJ and JJ really likes it. This is pretty filthy, and includes a lot of verbal humiliation. I loved every word!

royal treatment by choke:
Yuri gets a hookup app on his phone and gets matched with JJ. There’s a lot of really cute banter in this, and the sex is mind-blowingly hot. Also, I love it when Yuri makes fun of JJ’s tramp stamp in any fic, and this one is particularly funny.

unadulterated loathing by ceto:
This has a sequel, which is also worth the read, but this fic is fucking GOLD. Most of the interaction between JJ and Yuri is through text, which is something I really admire when it’s done this well. JJ sends some incredibly hot videos to Yuri, who finally gives in and they have phone sex.

Oh My God I Think I Like You by machinewithoutfeelings:
This was my very first Pliroy fic that I read and it’s still probably my favorite (so much so that I made a podfic of it here. The setup is great: JJ and Yuri have been having casual sex for a very long time, complete with an insane amount of dirty talk, and Yuri realizes that he might have feelings for JJ. Machinewithoutfeelings writes an absolutely fantastic characterization of JJ, where he’s not quite as self-assured and confident as he makes himself out to be. Plus, there’s a HYSTERICAL scene where Yuuri brings Yuri some soup and catches them having sex in the kitchen.

Les bons comptes font les bons souverains by Hearii:
I can’t do a Pliroy rec list and NOT rec the most popular Explicit Pliroy fic on AO3, okay? This fic is great! JJ starts calling Yuri “Queen” and Yuri HATES it. The story takes the reader through multiple competitions and enough sexual tension to last a lifetime. Eventually, Yuri decides to rub one of his wins in JJ’s face and they hook up. It’s an incredibly satisfying ending.

I’d also like to give props to otapocalypse who isn’t featured on this list because I’m not a big fan of trans!Yuri. However, if that’s your thing, please check their work out! Also to ChocolateStarFish who writes non-con. Again, not really my thing, but I don’t want to just ignore them completely. Both authors are really great!

Until next time,

~AshiiBlack

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i hate this noise so much. just hearing this strikes fear and panic into me, im crying as i type this. this sound? brought an illness upon my crops, killed my mother, sacrificed my firstborn son to the dark lord himself, gave me acne, fed my cat lilies, committed tax fraud, and ate all my leftovers. sometimes i get woken up at exactly 4:03am because this shit is blasting and i wake up in a cold sweat in a panic. dont even get me started on the visuals that come with this terrifying noise. a creepy ass black screen with ominous text in an ugly font telling me this is a national warning. id rather die because of a tornado than have to listen to this. i hate this so much. also? why is it just 3 loud scary buzzes and then a long beeping? you know what else i hate about eas messages? the robotic text to speech voice that reads out the places being affected. whenever that devil voice says “fort lauderdale” im shook. im re-listening to it as i type this and i can feel myself dying and shaking, this alert sound is disgusting and must be stopped at all costs

I really wish I could say I’m surprised when I find out that people have stolen things on this website but every time I decide to have a little faith suddenly shit hits the fan. I recently discovered MY gifs reposted on someone else’s blog. I sent them a fairly decent message asking them to take it down, figured it was their first time stealing and just wanted to ward them off. THEN I discovered that most of their content was stolen. I have messaged most of the original gif owners that I could find and I will be providing my proof below the cut. 

My goal here is not to hate but to simply let everyone know that this cannot and will not be tolerated. Honestly nothing in this world is worse that creating something that you probably spent time and effort on and seeing someone else get praised for your work. THAT IS YOUR WORK. No one should have the right to repost your content. NO ONE

With that being said the blog that currently has stolen gifs is @avocado-heda​. PLEASE DO NOT SEND HATE BECAUSE OF THIS POST. All I want is for her to delete her current stolen gifs, issue an apology (doubtful, but something that should be done) and not steal anymore gifs. Since this will be a long post, I have evidence below the cut.

—-Update 1: As of 5:30AM (05:30) EST my bob morley beach gifs were removed. I have not received a response from her. 

—-Updates 2:As of 6:00AM (06:00) EST the owner of the Bob, Eliza and Lindsey gif contacted me. Her response is above. She requested that the gifset be taken down from the site. Instead, the owner of the blog put her as a source in the caption. The link to her edit original edit is here

—-Update 3: At 2PM (14:00) EST the owner of the Bob Morley in the blooper reel contacted me and has allowed me to add her to this post. The original maker was @morleybell and here is her original blooper reel post! 

– Update 4: At around 5:45PM (17:45) EST I noticed the blog owner added another source credit to the Bob Morley in the blooper reel post.

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Reblog this since you all love PoC so much! 

We should talk about white allies! All sorts! We should talk about how I hate every single one of y’all white allies because some how, some way y’all manage to fuck it up! And I know it’s in your DNA and it’s embedded in you, but I really feel like y’all need to hear it from a black person. I really think you need to hear and see a black person tell you have disgusting you are! 

And there’s like three main flavors to white ally, and let me tell you, they are all disgusting! 

There’s the Supportive Sarah. She’s always reblogging those anti-white people posts and tagging them with ‘I’m White’. She only knows two black people and that’s Lupita N’yongo and Idris Elba. She wants to suck black dick but probably says the n-word! Is crazy for PoC until one of us say something off to her, and then she’s crying and you gotta pat her back for doing the Least. Like full offense Becky, shut up and go back to your race fantasies of owning a plantation, okay?

There’s White Guilt Whitney, and she’s a real bitch because every time you call her out on her racism she starts crying. She’ll use a slew of defenses and excuses to why you’re Attacking her then she’ll cry to her friends over skype. If you’re lucky, she’ll make a vague about you until you rub her shoulders for not calling you a slur today. Like alrighty Marilyn, you need some tissues? Want me to fetch you some cookies? You need someone to brush your hair and tell you that you’re a good girl even though you’re still a violent racist?

My Favorite, personally, is Factual Farrah, and she’s a piece of shit because she’s the pretenious sort who loves discourse! She insists she’s not racist, but she also likes to remain neutral on any signs of racism! She ignores your posts on racism and colorism, barely rps with any PoC, and treats you like her token Colored person. She’s garbage, and thinks she’s hot shit when it comes to Problematic Stuff because she took a college course. Okay, Bethany, we get it. You read a book and now your container theme and small font protect you against callouts.

Like, feel free to feel insulted, but I need you to realize how much I hate white allies. I truly only need Two White Friends. Both spots are taken, and I don’t wanna hear from anyone else. 

did you even know i was trans when you demanded i delete a meme i reblogged from you because, as you claim, ‘mpreg rp is transphobic’? no, because you don’t know me, and I don’t know you, and your meme shows up in the 'mpreg rp’ tag and the disclaimer is in tiny font. oh, and i also don’t believe that me calling you out made you suicidal. i think you’re just a self-righteous brat. i’m glad you deleted. we don’t need people like you speaking for us.

I love this fancy font meme but I also hate it because I’m dyslexic and my brain is real picky with some letters in certain fonts. So half of the time I’m just like I can’t read :^)

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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo
                 Chapter 112, Page 18

RING RING…!

my first panel/page redraw!! this was really fun. i need to work on developing my own style though because with these kinds of things i always feel like i end up copying the original style unintentionally…

The whole weekend was kind of that way because also after I got the gross-sounding americano but before I headed back to the knife table, this old guy started flirting with me, thankfully not in that creepy way where he’s implying he wants to see you naked but in the more charming way where he’s just appreciating your presence in his life, y'know? Thing is he was doing it by saying silly limericks in a really fake irish accent. Also at some point I wound up chatting with another old guy about, something to do with history? And I guess he was friends with mom’s hateful housemate because a couple months later or something mom handed me this stack of papers that I guess was information on what we had been talking about that he had asked to be passed along to me, only he had printed out in a way where it was really big font for 40-something pages. I never read it but I still have it somewhere, I imagine someday I will read it.

OKAY OKAY OKAY.  BUT CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT CLARKE GRIFFIN AND BELLAMY BLAKE AS COWORKERS.

  • CLARKE AS THE NEWLY GRADUATED GRAPHIC DESIGNER WHO GOT HIRED RIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS NO EXPERIENCE
  • BELLAMY AS THE SALES MANAGER WHO DOESN’T HAVE THE TIME OR THE PATIENCE TO DEAL WITH NEPOTISM BECAUSE HE’S SURE SHE GOT HIRED BECAUSE ABBY IS ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS
  • SO HE JUST CALLS HER PRINCESS ALL THE TIME AND SNEERS AT HER AND MAKES HER JOB EXTREMELY DIFFICULT
  • “OH, HEY, CLARKE, THOSE MOCKUPS YOU DID YESTERDAY WERE THE WRONG SHADE OF MINT GREEN.  DO THEM AGAIN” AND “I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THE CUSTOMERS HATE THAT FONT AND THEY NEED A TEMPLATE IN FOUR HOURS CHOP CHOP, PRINCESS”
  • AND CLARKE HATES HIM BUT SHE ALSO HAS TO ADMIT THAT HE’S REALLY FUCKING HOT WHEN HE WEARS THAT BLUE STRIPED TIE
  • AND ALL SHE REALLY WANTS TO DO IS DRAG HIM INTO THE JANITOR’S CLOSET AND MAKE OUT WITH HIM
  • AND BELLAMY ONLY GETS MORE FRUSTRATED WHEN HE REALIZES SHE’S ACTUALLY REALLY DAMN GOOD AT HER JOB
  • AND OH DAMN HER ASS LOOKS REALLY GREAT IN THAT SKIRT
  • AND YEAH, HE’S PRETTY SURE THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE EMPLOYEE MANUAL ABOUT BRA STRAPS SHOWING BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES BECAUSE SHE’S ALSO GOT GREAT SHOULDERS OKAY
  • AND THEN THERE’S THAT ONE NIGHT WHEN THEY’RE THE ONLY ONES LEFT IN THE OFFICE CATCHING UP ON WORK
  • AND CLARKE BRINGS HIM COFFEE BECAUSE SHE SEES HOW SLEEP DEPRIVED HE IS
  • AND THEIR HANDS BRUSH A LITTLE BIT WHEN SHE GIVES HIM THE MUG AND DAMMIT SHE’S STARING AT HIM AND HE’S STARING AT HER
  • AND THE NEXT THING THEY KNOW SHE’S ON HIS DESK AND THEN HE’S NOT WEARING A SHIRT AND THIS IS TOTALLY GOING TO GET BOTH OF THEM FIRED BUT MAN, SHE SMELLS LIKE RASPBERRIES AND BELLAMY LOVES RASPBERRIES A LOT OKAY
  • AND THEY TRY TO KEEP THE FACT THAT THEY REGULARLY HOOK UP IN THE SUPPLY ROOM A SECRET FROM THE REST OF THE OFFICE BUT NO ONE CARES BECAUSE BELLAMY HAS FINALLY STOPPED BEING A POMPOUS ASSHOLE TO EVERYONE AND IT’S LIKE THE WHOLE OFFICE CAN BREATHE WITHOUT BEING YELLED AT
  • BUT THEN THEY GET REALLY REALLY TRASHED AT THE COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY AND END UP MAKING OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE TO AN IMPRESSIVE ROUND OF APPLAUSE
  • AND BELLAMY STILL CALLS HER “PRINCESS” EVEN AFTER THEY START OFFICIALLY DATING BUT NOW IT HAS THIS CUTE LITTLE TONE OF ENDEARMENT AND CLARKE LOVES IT EVEN THOUGH SHE CLAIMS NOT TO

Tropical Despair Carnival! Chapter 1 [here].

I think I spent some six+ hours just doing edits and I still hate it, but here we go. The character names on the third color page are read out -> in if you want them First/Last, and vice versa if you want Last/First. All the names on the second character profile page are First/Last when reading left to right except for Sonia and Peko, both because they’d block the profile text. 

I also apologize in advance if Usami/Monomi’s speech bubbles are hard to read because of the font; I don’t really make her lines cutesy with the w/r swaps, so I needed a way to distinguish her bubbles in an equally cutesy way.

THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE THE REASONABLE THING TO DO but i don’t like asking people to do things and also i would still have to change things like timestamps and maybe usernames and icons and what emojis look like (i have the godawful samsung emojis) SO that is not what i do.

for texting with thor i just used yazzy and cropped it because i think that looked okay, but #weedhorse69 was the last time i tried using any kind of a generator because i ended up hating the way it looked and it was still a huge pain in the ass for a lot of reasons

usually now i just take a screenshot of a chat and figure out how to font match so i can replace the text, usually by retyping the text and fiddling with it until it looks about identical (once i have the right adjustment settings i can just copy/paste for other text)

then once it looks the same i can just replace the text with whatever

i am actually not very happy with that, i might try a different font entirely like gill sans maybe? i lost my original files so i don’t remember what i used for anti-social, discord’s actual font is whitney for some fucking reason and the weight on usernames is somewhere between regular and semibold on source sans…

uh but for my latest thing i did not want to use a real chat app, because i like to imagine some kind of hyper-secure ultra-anonymous chat app that superheroes use (which was developed by waynetech by the most paranoid possible office full of developers that bruce specifically got together for that project and they all think he’s some kind of illuminati and LOOK i know way too much about this imaginary dev team at this imaginary company for this imaginary app i can even tell you how they picked the icons don’t look at me) so i p much designed a ui from the ground up?? like an asshole??? so now we all know what batman’s phone looks like, because that was necessary

Some Tumblr GIFing tips

I’m not an expert - I’m still learning every day, when I have the time (ahaha -_-), so this isn’t a tutorial on how to make awesome GIFs, it’s just a few tips on how to get started as well as some things that took me ages to figure out on my own. Started this for Pleth and have been working on it sporadically ever since; HI PLETH. /wave

Note: I use Photoshop CS6, so this is based off that. Earlier versions of PS might work the same way, but then again, they might not. :(

Size
Converting video to GIF
Frames
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